“Its one of the most luxurious open prisons i’ve ever seen” this one fucking killed me 😭

@lepolhart3242

2 жыл бұрын

Very true as Australia is now like an open air prison with the dictatorship going on.

@29brendus

2 жыл бұрын

@@lepolhart3242 Oh yes!

Merv Hughes kiss on Garth was the best part of this skit lol

Hale and Pace were huge in Australia. I was a kid and absolutely loved this, Full Frontal/Fast Forward, and Married with Children.

@davemustaki134

7 ай бұрын

Here here!!

@Biscuits645

7 ай бұрын

Married with children was amazing. The uproar it would cause if released today would be hysterical.

@deanhunter1753

7 ай бұрын

Great comedy before the world went woke

@tasosdiaforetico7377

5 ай бұрын

All top notch

@savvasperisanidis

2 ай бұрын

Holy trinity right there m8

"The outback it's dry, arid and baking hot... Which is why I'm here!" 🤣

Every Sunday before bed, as a kid I loved these two

Love the barmaid "nice jugs" 😂😂😂😂

This man played the best dunk ever

@BHALT0S

8 ай бұрын

yeah and a good dRunk too

@Paddy.C

6 ай бұрын

Nah, Dunk from 'Crocodile Dundee' was the best Dunk.

@charliechristmas5147

4 ай бұрын

Look up Foster Brooks……he’s no1

Hale and Pace were so bloody funny. The bouncers... so good

I use to love Hale and Pace, I can't believe I had forgotten about them until I saw this clip. So much good humour/comedy has gone in the world now, not like when we had, Dave allen, Frank spencer, Fawlty towers, Hale and pace, and so many other great comedy shows. Now it's all crap.

@mrlozmoore

4 жыл бұрын

JA_NPH no, you've just got older

@simonettacarsonelli

4 жыл бұрын

@@mrlozmoore No... It's freaking crap nowadays...

@Patmofar

4 жыл бұрын

Politically correct crap which is largely what is wrong with it.

@markhibble8373

4 жыл бұрын

Just got to know where to look. Ricky Gervais, Friendlyjordies etc

@thevlaka

4 жыл бұрын

@@mrlozmoore quality comment from a fuckhead millennial

Never knew Merv was such a fine actor. ...and why is Google recommending this in 2020?

@matman8159

4 жыл бұрын

Cultural 🤷‍♂️

@willjelle7944

4 жыл бұрын

You dare question the mighty algorithm?

@deldridg

4 жыл бұрын

@@willjelle7944 Indeed - I was wondering about that white van parked outside...

@OZDurden

4 жыл бұрын

Seeya in another ten years i guess

@philiposborne982

4 жыл бұрын

Probably showing why British men in their 30s are complete dotards... we watched this when we were kids. In the comedians defence. It is the single finest open prison on earth. Shame the women are frigid.

0:27 Fosters 0:41 Southwark Premium Lager 1:13 Melbourne Bitter 1:45 Swan Gold 2:02 XXXX Gold

@thedavincikid

10 ай бұрын

Not a decent drop amongst the lot

@rawnature8148

7 ай бұрын

​@@thedavincikidSouthwark was good compared to the others. Sadly missing now.

@MrSquigeon

6 ай бұрын

​@@thedavincikidlol Fosters tastes better than any of the current Australian mainstream beers

@juliangrant9718

6 ай бұрын

They never get Sydney's right. In 96 my dad was stacking cans of Tooheys.

@voxac30withstrat

6 ай бұрын

I worked for Tooths/Resches, Fabulous job (until the F$@#ing greedy unions stuffed it) then CUB took over and believe me they do NOT make beer. I was there for 8 years as an electrical technician and my wife was the Senior Microbiologist. It is utter pigs urine. Once CUB took over they changed EVERYTHING. Basic brew with a ship load of chemicals put in it. Crown Lager is just Fosters in what we used to call the Hollywood Bottle. FACT. Great marketing idea though. Was the only way to get people to drink Fosters. Sucked in idiots. Melbourne Bitter is VB with a teaspoon of caramel in it to change the colour and VB has 37 chemicals in it. ANYTHING that comes from those cretins should be illegal to call it beer. Same as that bulls balls sweat Corona. OMG why do people drink that pus?@@MrSquigeon

Love Gareth playing the drunk that barmaid gets around lol

Born and bred in Perth.Now everytime I say 'Perth' ill want to do it with a retching demeanor with an equally sozzled look on my face.( i probably wont but itll be hard to resist) Cheers 🍺🍻🍷🍸🍹😂

Back in the days when Australia was fun

@ArchimedeanEye

4 жыл бұрын

long gone mate, except for parts of Qld maybe

@origin8

4 жыл бұрын

@A smoking ChickenFish used to be a fair dinkum solid as down to earth laid back care free spirit about Australia - it was the lucky country - something to be both proud and envious of - things in general were cheap - beer was cheap, meat was cheap, consumer goods were cheap - less restrictions in general - now it's expensive, uptight, borderline edgy and unsure esp Victoria

@meagancody9024

4 жыл бұрын

@@clangboomsteam lol

@itookallthenames

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah now Sydney is governed by noted leftists Morrison and Berejeklian

@bermudarailway

4 жыл бұрын

First went to Sydney in 1991 wow ,what a party .Went back in 2006 , didn't recognise the place.

Used to enjoy Hale and Pace, first time seeing this skit bloody funny and I'm an Aussie incase you wondered.

@Grogansweep14

4 жыл бұрын

Used to? What is your comment even about mate

@tedcoach4516

4 жыл бұрын

Fuckin Australia 🇦🇺

@neiljones9787

4 жыл бұрын

gday mate

@alumeciwalsham9191

2 жыл бұрын

Brisbane women are well stacked is true LOL

@birdinio1111

2 жыл бұрын

I wasn't wondering and no gives a shit

I thought this was my dad for a second ... He is this guy's twin and could have shown him around town 😂😂 🍻🍺🍻🍺🍻🍺

As a professional alcoholic who enjoys steel reserve, I'd say this fellow was actually getting a bit of a buzz while doing this skit, haha.

@zacatecanjack4476

2 жыл бұрын

@Slimy Hotdog kudos

They just don't make comedy like this anymore...

@alumeciwalsham9191

2 жыл бұрын

So true

@100reality2

2 жыл бұрын

They do but it's not shown on Australian tv we have too many soft cry baby people these days who would find this offensive.

christ that barmaid is fit

@sarcasmo57

4 жыл бұрын

Her and I would get it on.

@nicktubara

4 жыл бұрын

Chicks like her don't exist now. In her place are skinnier less toned and very tatted up slappers with more botox than your average plastic bag.

@danieloliver4558

4 жыл бұрын

Some of those looks and smiles she gives him

@invisiblemaninvisibleman2097

4 жыл бұрын

Who cares what she looks like now???? Back then she was stunning....!! Some stupid unnecessary remarks.... Sad fuckers....just enjoy the clip ffs n admire the bird u miserable sad wankers

@andrewrobinson5837

4 жыл бұрын

Kimberly Davies....did a stint in Neighbours too.

It just makes me wanna have a cold beer watching this

My right ear enjoyed this!

@richardperry5400

2 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha!! 🤣 mine did too!!

@newmanmansell760

2 жыл бұрын

HAAA! 😂👌

I love Hale & Pace.

The music cracks me up as well

Loved this show, miss the good old days.

Brilliant drunk acting by Gareth Hale.

@trefwoordpunk2225

2 жыл бұрын

I'm sure there was no acting required!!!

I wouldn't be surprised if the inspiration for this character was Oliver Reed.

Funniest thing is that he would fit right in at a true country Aussie pub 😂 nothing like a bit of drunken banter! We’d probably be more than happy to give it right back 😁

@philiposborne982

4 жыл бұрын

I remember waiting to cross a road in Melbourne and someone shouting at me "Fucking Pome!" Happy days. Felt so welcome. The only person I really got in woth was Maowri. She also knew Australians were just pretend Americans.

@pflaffik

2 жыл бұрын

But you wouldnt have a pretty bartender at an Aussie pub.

@gospelofrye6881

6 ай бұрын

@@pflaffik City pub you 100% would, country pub it would be a roll of the dice.

Just gotta love these guys ....Bloody hilarious LMAO 🤣🤣🤣

Fun fact. Merv had drank twice as many beers as him that day.

He plays a brilliant drunk .

Masterpiece.

LOVE IT! Thanks!

My right ear loved this

Please come back hale n pace …there must be loads of sketches to create the state this country is in …enough for 10 series .

I'm glad that he finally decided to drink from the tap.

Ultra sore ribs from laughing thanks for the memories 👍

😂😂😂😂😂Thanks for the laughs, I had forgotten stuff like this...

That barmaid gets around !

Merv Hughes at the end lol

One thing in this world is I love the Aussies and there sense of humour and especially the camaraderie with the cricket and rugby

@thrusta100

7 ай бұрын

“ Camaraderie “ ? Think that’s gone out the window, cricket especially...🤦‍♂️😂😂

@voxac30withstrat

6 ай бұрын

Not what it used to be. You gotta get the pronouns right, gotta not upset the snowflakes and basically bend over and cop it from the indigenous. As for cricket, Id rather set fire to my ha9r than watch that astoundingly boring garbage.

This is great banter

I liked the 100 metre sprint introduction as well.

instead of drinking he should be chatting up the hot barmaid lol!

This character's a cross between Keith Floyd, Alan Whicker and David Frost.

@metafis2490

6 жыл бұрын

with a dash of Jeremy Clarkson

He makes a convincing drunk, huh?

@edinscot56789

5 жыл бұрын

"Method acting" 😉

@Kelly14UK

4 жыл бұрын

@@edinscot56789 Bloody good acting when an actor can nail down being drunk, properly : )

@Kelly14UK

4 жыл бұрын

Either in sobriety or inebriation. However, Richard E. Grant's Penrith Tea Rooms performance is particularly incredible as he's allergic to alcahol.

@micjubba709

4 жыл бұрын

He probably was drunk in them days lol

@Tommyblueeyes

4 жыл бұрын

@@Kelly14UK aint hard if uve had practice hehe

Best travelguide ever

love this scene :)

i love Hale and Pace, i'm sure they never get on TV in todays world

@YOUANDME527

3 жыл бұрын

There in benidorm last season but not funny

That’s one hot barmaid

Hysterical & Hilarious! I love that kiss of death at the end. Love from Toronto. 🥰

@egyptology22

8 ай бұрын

That was from Merv Hughes. One of our biggest cricketers

he's exactly like my uncle when drunk xD

LOVE IT !

Fantastic! Thanks cant wait!! =)

I like the attention to detail with each city's (more or less) signature beer in each of the pubs, haha.

@stevebrickshitta870

Жыл бұрын

Nah. Have you ever seen an Australian drink Fosters? It's a marketing cliche, but I never saw, or knew anyone to drink it. The sketch had zero cred when it started.

It also has some great pubs lol

By 2:10 i had to get drunk myself to understand this fella. Btw Ricky Gervais stole this guy's laugh

Really good drunk acting

applause !!! good looking aussie women as well !!!

@domsmyth6579

6 жыл бұрын

I think she is a Swedish backpacker

I love comedy where I know what the joke is going to be 20 seconds in and it goes on and on with exactly what I expected.

my right ear enjoyed this

Shit, I haven't watched these guys in years. I forgot just how funny this show was.

@Grievous-

4 жыл бұрын

They did a farewell tour of Australia about 5 years ago and were brilliant.

Amazing!!! Thanks for posting, have you got the rest of the programme?? Great to see this again!

I haven't seen Hale & Pace since i was a kid🤣

In Paris, there are some superb Aussie pubs, where you can enjoy Foster's delights, and even more. Cheers!

@MrTheGuitarNerd

4 жыл бұрын

Probably all shisha bars by now.

🤩 ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Bruuuuuuh, he decked him with a kiss on the forehead!!!!! 😂

@brendanpage3369

2 жыл бұрын

Merv Hughes!!

That barmaid. Tidy. Wonder what she looks like now.

@Zacksleeps

4 жыл бұрын

lol, I was just wondering that. Fucking hottie, back then, that's for sure!

@captainroger

4 жыл бұрын

Long dead mate

@TheFunktipus1

4 жыл бұрын

@@captainroger if thats true its a damn shame.

@m.harris9512

4 жыл бұрын

captainroger she died?

@OswestryGrey

4 жыл бұрын

Donna Gubbay. Still alive

They were great...remember hale and pace sooo funny....and i drank from the jug in brisbane in the early 80s and didnt get bounced😂😂

thanks :) Love this clip.

"Australians wouldn't give a castlemaine XXXX for anything else!" To be honest I prefer it too.

@AUmarcus

4 жыл бұрын

Cats piss....

@amp279

4 жыл бұрын

@@AUmarcus Why do Queenslanders call it XXXX..? Because they can't spell beer - an oldie lol

The spunk of a barmaid!

Merv Hughes at the end. With one of his kisses.

@ya00007

4 жыл бұрын

I thought that was Merv. I liked his bowling. Was he fast/medium?

The bartenders shirt and brand of beer are the only thing that changes.

@alanbstard4

3 жыл бұрын

we call them barmaids and barman, although there is a pc move on to call them bartenders Awful

Ironically Australian people are very kind.

@lewis8890

Жыл бұрын

Not so kind, i was walking down Elizabeth street 3 hours after arriving and got offered out 3 times in 5 minutes by 3 drunks. It was only 5 o'clock in the afternoon

@lewis8890

Жыл бұрын

They're a bunch of knobs

@jimmyriddle5246

8 ай бұрын

​@@lewis8890probably poms on holiday

Is this what Australia used to be. Wow

@goodshipkaraboudjan

Жыл бұрын

Get out of the cities and it's not that far off this.

Mate! I think your over the limit.

There's an authenticity to his p1ssheadedness

Brilliant! 🤣🤣🤣

Brilliant

Big Merv - legend😂

As an Australian, I can confirm Perth is when sick resembles a city.

Its been years since me since this one cheers

swan gold my first beer at 8.. noiiice

Southwark Premium. What a brew that was

Lol. Memories...

Haven’t seen this one. Seen the Spain one but not the Aussie one. I have to watch the DVD box set that l’ve had on my shelf for around 4 years.

How unusual, a drunk pom making a fuckwit of himself in an Aussie pub. That hardly ever happens down here... (Gareth Hale and Mervin Hughes in the same clip... a good dose of nostalgia in this one! Cheers!)

They do have draught beer as well down there.

@StuTheDon17

4 жыл бұрын

8534964 Our beer is alright. Some are good. Some are shit. Like most other places on earth. Agree with VB though. That is shite.

Ya call that pissed?!🤣🤣🤣

English and Irish people when they go on holidays “sightseeing”

very funny!

She's fit!

He's just blowing the froth off a couple

Canned beer in a bar? That's not right surely.

@Kelly14UK

4 жыл бұрын

Ex barman. Draught or bottles were class. Canned beer was a thing for last orders carry outs.

@glennllewellyn7369

4 жыл бұрын

Take it as it comes. Aussie.

@Kelly14UK

4 жыл бұрын

@@glennllewellyn7369 Take it easy, baby, Take it as it comes. The Doors.

@fungus20009

4 жыл бұрын

Rick C. He was drinking canned beer to represent the beer from that city he was drinking in 👍🍺

@livingonadollar2882

4 жыл бұрын

Trust me You rather a can over the head than the back of a bottle .....And dont call me surely !

Sadly those Aussie days are gone.....

Nice Jugs.. lol

This is how Aussies drank at bars back then lol

Every time there is a cut scene to the different cities, you can hear a gunshot. There are at least 3 Hale and Pace episodes that take the mick out of Australia and I’m wondering if this is another.

Sheep!! nothing to do with farming, it's a pastime 😂😂

@walkerd2997

4 жыл бұрын

Alekisanita Loloa What does he say? Is it sheep jivving? I couldn’t make out the verb lol.

@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494

3 жыл бұрын

@@walkerd2997 Sheep dipping.

@craigedwards2940

2 жыл бұрын

He screwed up there, I think Gareth was referring to New Zealand.

@SirNilzey

Жыл бұрын

@@walkerd2997 I think it's an extremely slurred "keeping". Makes sense.

@85Aheadstix No it was Merv Hughes.