Imagine being a veteran FCC agent and on his last day before retirement he gets the call "Sir, Kid Charlemagne. He's back."

@ZBot316

5 ай бұрын

"My god, after all these years. I always knew that snake was just biding his time. Waiting for the right moment. No one believed me, they all said I was crazy! Wasting my time, they said! No. No, my vigilance was not in vain. This time, I've got him. No longer will Kid Charlemagne dirty the airwaves with his drivel! He will see justice and I will be the one to deliver it! Mark my words, Kid Charlemagne, your fine will be astronomically high!"

@AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

3 ай бұрын

*takes off sunglasses* “my god”

@nikushim6665

3 ай бұрын

Usually the FCC isn't the one fox hunting you. Its salt ham guys with too much free time doing it for free.

@gerardomacias7370

3 ай бұрын

@@AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH “Finally we can nab the guy. And give him all the unpaid fines he accumulated.” Then later at the end of the episode. “Ladies and gentlemen, after all this time. We did it.”

@TylersRapPromo

2 ай бұрын

@@AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH💀💀😂😂

I love when Hal says "kid charlemagne is back ON the air" and he acts like anyone in that 3 block radius of his dorm is gonna be waiting for Kid Charlemagne.

@obie3188

2 жыл бұрын

Craig waited for him

@plugmanjohnson9982

2 жыл бұрын

@@obie3188 CRAIG WAITED FOR LOIS

@obie3188

2 жыл бұрын

@@plugmanjohnson9982 also for Kid Charlemagne

@obie3188

2 жыл бұрын

@@plugmanjohnson9982 he just didn’t know it was Hal

@plugmanjohnson9982

2 жыл бұрын

@@obie3188 your crazy man

I love the idea that Hal regularly has these thoughts and just never had a platform to say them

@denistuohy2535

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@ayylmao4660

Жыл бұрын

Malcolm in the middle ended only three weeks after the launch of Twitter, tragic to think of what could have been

@richardwoodley3477

Жыл бұрын

The episode where the kids want help building a robot and Lois goes away. He starts smoking and goes way off the rails while building the robot. Lois keeps him grounded.

@johnwerner69

Жыл бұрын

@@ayylmao4660 i didn't realize Twitter is that old

@LaloSalamancaGaming69

Жыл бұрын

Imagine a podcast with kid charlemagne

"The elites don't want you to know this but the ducks at the park are free and you can take them home. I have 458 ducks" - Kid Charlemagne

@teresalynnhasan-kerr9373

3 жыл бұрын

I'm upset I can't copy and paste this lol

@BelmontClan

2 жыл бұрын

@@teresalynnhasan-kerr9373 so screenshot it and use it somewhere

@janpavel1441

2 жыл бұрын

I, too, saw that Alex Jones meme once.

@mikefloyd3152

2 жыл бұрын

My favorite versin is the elites don't want you to know this but there are cute girls in the psych ward and they are free

@DMAOZO

Жыл бұрын

It's true kzread.info/dash/bejne/f5qFlsqreaS0hKQ.html

Lol he’s getting paranoid listening to his own paranoid rant

@bluberry713

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@b.kenealy

3 жыл бұрын

That killed me

@warlordnipple

3 жыл бұрын

Predicting the echo chambers that would be created 10+ years later

@noahscheffey5636

3 жыл бұрын

@@warlordnipple Now everyone in their own tribe is just using the same talking points. It's like a hive mind.

@highviewbarbell

3 жыл бұрын

someone should combine this idea, with the same idea that made "roe jogan meets joe rogan" just use alex jones

I didn’t appreciate Hal as a kid but as an adult he’s probably my all time favorite sitcom character.

@amirmordechai1806

5 жыл бұрын

Honestly same here dude

@antoniopalmiero6761

4 жыл бұрын

I ever loved him, iso crazy, romantic and free dude🙃

@jamesearlcash7725

4 жыл бұрын

I thought he was the best character as a kid.

@idontwant2beasoldiermama241

3 жыл бұрын

Hal was always my favourite, even as a kid, but I was always a smart kid, funny thing is, now as an adult, I'm not as mature as I should be lol

@SuperJoaotube

3 жыл бұрын

Hal and George Costanza are the best sit com characters ever created

“If the Government doesn’t have a car that runs on water then what are they building all those dams for?” Hal’s face is just priceless.

@Umkarz

Жыл бұрын

I mean dams generate hydrostatic power... And the government be pushing electric cars... So technically...

@itshisfault3782

Жыл бұрын

Lmaoo I know

@pottytheparrot310

Жыл бұрын

@@itshisfault3782 In case you hadn’t noticed “Evian” spelled backwards is “Naive”

@0428733

4 ай бұрын

​@@pottytheparrot310made me notice Deviant backwards is Tnaived. Just think about it

@boreanonekatto8146

4 ай бұрын

​@@0428733 🗿🗿🗿

"I AM THE VOICE OF THE LITTLE MAN" has the same energy as "I AM THE MAN WHO KNOCKS"

@redline841

Жыл бұрын

If Hank and Walter were swapped

@TheStopShort

Жыл бұрын

I am the little man who knocks

@WellWisdom.

Жыл бұрын

That is what you call, foreshadowing....

@Rowe4900candymachine

Жыл бұрын

The Hellfire rained down on my house scene would definently be a thing hal would do.

@42luke93

11 ай бұрын

Craig seemed so loyal to kid sherlemom. Surprised he gave up so quickly and pretended not to know him!

"I was just being polite. I didn't think you were gonna punish me for it." At least we know where Dewey gets his honesty.

@jonhdoe490

4 жыл бұрын

Sky love this phase he said

@joekev27

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly gonna have to remember this for when I'm a parent.

@rszilvarn

3 жыл бұрын

Dewy is kinda like my Daughter, odd and sometimes boldly honest...🤣🤣🤣

@BigSnakey2

3 жыл бұрын

I remember reading/hearing somewhere that Dewey was actually the smartest kid.

@artrock101

3 жыл бұрын

@@BigSnakey2 he's a musical genius

The adults in this show are so much funnier now then back when i was a kid. This show is comedy gold

@buuzzsawtouchedme194

6 жыл бұрын

+Jordi Danen, 0:12, I guess Hal was a bit of a "Neo-Nazi" when he was younger.

@AbbaZabbaOlyFrn

5 жыл бұрын

I could not stand Lois when I was a kid (probably because I was a naughty little shit too), I have since have grown into a man who loves strong women and she has become one of my favorite characters today

@elsavillarreal7952

5 жыл бұрын

Jordi Danen I know!!!

@Winteramen

4 жыл бұрын

yeah it's crazy how as a kid you'd overlook these hilarious Hal and Lois bits. well, i guess it's not knowing why it's funny. but my god as an adult this is hilarious

@mrhotpinkbanana1081

4 жыл бұрын

@@buuzzsawtouchedme194 Welp that comment is horrible and unnecessary

“Fair warning, sir! Running adds an additional 80 dollars to your fine!!” Fucking comedy gold 😂

@papabloodharvest9542

5 ай бұрын

The fact that he’s running like a bat out of hell when all he’s getting is a fine 😭😂

Hal needing to draw so many Xs in order to conclude his broadcasting range is a circle is a very underrated bit

@ZeranZeran

Жыл бұрын

It honestly seems so fun.

@FunnyDolphin782

Жыл бұрын

I just bow noticed that 😂

@dongatello6969

Жыл бұрын

I think he was trying to determine the range rather than the fact it was a circle

@ZeranZeran

Жыл бұрын

@@dongatello6969 Wait.. are broadcasting ranges not always a circle? Now I'm interested lol

@dongatello6969

Жыл бұрын

@@ZeranZeran I mean yeah unless there’s something like a building or anything in the way to block the signal it goes out in I think every direction. I don’t know for sure this is just what I think makes sense.

"IN CASE YOU HAVENT NOTICED EVIAN SPELLED BACKWARD IS NAIVE!" gold

@pottytheparrot310

5 жыл бұрын

Tyler Jaynes I never noticed that.

@El-Burrito

4 жыл бұрын

I didn't realise what he said the first time because he didn't do it with a faux-French accent

@ScotisticDad

3 жыл бұрын

That's a reference to "Reality Bites".

@dea.van.zostere.pierre4687

3 жыл бұрын

Monster energy is 666 there is a woman KZread explaining that and when you drink you make the anti Christ symbol

@Enigm3tic.

3 жыл бұрын

Classic 😂😂

I love how the fcc is trying to cease and desist him and his first thought is to go full renegade.

@Sheikh_Speare

3 жыл бұрын

Haha 😂

@TheFlameHaze1

3 жыл бұрын

0-100 is the only response

@SageofSorrow

3 жыл бұрын

What was even funnier to me is Hal's slap on the wrist for all the "trouble" he's caused which shows he's not the threat he thought the was lol

@marksierra3522

2 жыл бұрын

I bet they would let someone like him off easily, but in reality they can fuck you. Right now they can fine you up to 2 million dollars and send you to prison if you broadcast on and interfere with the wrong frequencies. Think air traffic control, military frequencies, etc.

@ladyfire44

2 жыл бұрын

While the FBI arrested Hal hen he tried to jump over the fence.

"Do I vote? I used to, until they moved our polling station to the house with the big dog." Whoever wrote this line is a comic genius - I laughed so hard, tears came out.

@Carlos-xz3vi

2 жыл бұрын

It’s genius! Also, relevant.

@TitaniusGames

Жыл бұрын

I am embarrassed to admit I don’t know what it means

@goomba7495

Жыл бұрын

@@TitaniusGames how?

@TitaniusGames

Жыл бұрын

@@goomba7495 I don’t know what the house with the big dog is

@goomba7495

Жыл бұрын

@@TitaniusGames damn you are dumb. You never had a neighbor with a big dog? Are you trolling or are you genuinely dumb

"i never met this man before...i HATE the constitution,I HAT FREE SPEECH" fucking priceless.

@ladyfire44

2 жыл бұрын

Lois: What on Earth..... FBI Agent: Stop Government Agents! FCC Agent: Fair warning, sir. Running adds an additional $80 to your fine.

@rfi2011

Жыл бұрын

I'll snitch I know things

@Sumschmuck

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like current Brian Cranston

@Sunset2073

Жыл бұрын

@@Sumschmuck what

@youngnoodle1963

3 ай бұрын

​@@SumschmuckBryan Cranston hates free speech? Fucking based!!!

Kid: “oh my god you’re kid charlamagne!” Hal: “You’re god damn right”

@AimForTheBushes908

4 жыл бұрын

Nicely done.

@joshschneider3134

4 жыл бұрын

@@AimForTheBushes908 how

@JakeHawken

4 жыл бұрын

well done

@Jared_Wignall

4 жыл бұрын

josh chigurh watch Breaking Bad.

@joshschneider3134

4 жыл бұрын

@@Jared_Wignall i understand the reference, Its refering to both malcom in the middle and breaking bad.Im questioning the 2nd commenter.

I love Craig's realisation that Hal is Kid Charlemagne

@scaf5363

6 жыл бұрын

MikeMJPMUNCH I hate the constitution! I hate free speech! I’ll cooperate! I know things!

@suhdude7831

6 жыл бұрын

MikeMJPMUNCH or when hank found out that Walter white was heisenberg

@Verbindungsfehle

5 жыл бұрын

Ikr it's so cute :D

@ladyfire44

5 жыл бұрын

I'm cooperating, I never met this man before! I hate the constitution ! I hate free speech. I'll snitch! I know things!

@RightHandedMan25

5 жыл бұрын

@@LordBelakor Dude im not even from the US and i know its a parody of conspiranoical pirate radio hosts names

"Say my name." "You're Kid Charlemange." "You're Goddamn Right."

@andrewdashnercollins6834

3 жыл бұрын

This is the moment Hal became Kid Charlemange

@biglez2429

3 ай бұрын

The name comes from a song by Steely Dan about a guy who made particularly high-quality drugs… Hal is Heisenberg???

Now he has a very successful podcast sponsored by dollar shave club.

@Ariana-yl3ww

6 жыл бұрын

Reginald Regency and meundies

@pirrukira

5 жыл бұрын

and blue apron too.

@Antboi9563

5 жыл бұрын

Wait he does? Link or whatever

@REDEEMERWOLF

5 жыл бұрын

Link???

@blacklabbby

5 жыл бұрын

Holy shit I would love a Hal podcast

I miss this show so much

@deluxe_1337

6 жыл бұрын

They toolk off Netflix :(

@pablodelacruz3126

6 жыл бұрын

It is on Hulu guys. A lot of shows that used to be on netflix are on there.

@t0nyhawk368

6 жыл бұрын

all seasons/episodes?

@stephenmiller9009

6 жыл бұрын

Let's revolt and riot in the streets until the cast gets back together

@jumpup266

6 жыл бұрын

Stephen Miller I'M DOWN🤘🤘

“THAT STOP SIGN IS A DECLARATION OF WAR!!” Hahahaha I love it I use that to annoy the neighborhood associations

@pottytheparrot310

4 ай бұрын

I remember getting stopped for that same reason. I’ve been going down the same road for 10 years and there was no stop sign there. THEN THE STOP SIGN ARMY SPRINGS INTO ACTION ALL IN SUPPORT OF THE MILITARY INDUSTRIALIZED VEGAN SUPERMARKET COMPLEX

Hal Wilkerson is and always will be my #1 favorite tv dad. Hilarious, humble and just an overall happy father.

@lucyl9544

3 жыл бұрын

his happiness is so wholesome i love it

@TheJAG6752

3 жыл бұрын

@@lucyl9544 its contagious

@EllaCBWalkersSpokeswoman

Жыл бұрын

Hal: Clyde, Kevin catch and run..... 😂 😂 😂 😂

@sublimeade

Жыл бұрын

Wilkerson?

@user-jc2ng2xd9n

Жыл бұрын

@@sublimeade yes. On the last episode Francis revealed the family’s last name to the viewers

"20 years ago, I would've cleared that fence." Excellent way to end the video.

@OTownNews

5 жыл бұрын

Cae Ert “...AND the open manhole.”

@ladyfire44

5 жыл бұрын

How could I be so wrong about Reese? Hal, tell me again. I need to hear it

@burnbobquist8999

4 жыл бұрын

One of his best sentences in the show. :D

@armageddonmma8907

2 жыл бұрын

And now it's been 20 years

@shadowknight1121

Жыл бұрын

@@ladyfire44 Reese is hopeless.

Malcolm in the Middle is one of the best shows ever created.

@Buildlastkbanned

5 жыл бұрын

Speak facts

@acebooncoon11

5 жыл бұрын

Yes this and 2 and a half man and colombian girls

@nemesysxr0163

5 жыл бұрын

Ryan Corrigan is the best

@joseantonioamayaalvarado6744

5 жыл бұрын

@@acebooncoon11 Malcolm un the Middle and two and a half men are my favorite shows ever

@albertsmith99

4 жыл бұрын

haha heck yea especially if you were a teen growing up at the time it was aired.

Bryan Cranston really just played the two best TV characters of all time

@RedSiegfried

3 жыл бұрын

You mean the one best character. Didn't you watch the video?

@lifefruit9917

3 жыл бұрын

@@RedSiegfried I’m talking about Walter White and Hal

@weemanling

2 жыл бұрын

@@lifefruit9917 imagine thinking Walter comes anywhere close to Hal

@ScubaSteveM45

2 ай бұрын

Don't forget about Tim Watley from Seinfeld

Lmfao “somebody’s watching over you with satellite with his hand on the death beam, and someone’s watching him - BUT WHOS WATCHING THAT GUY???” 😂😂

@baiselapolice1781

3 жыл бұрын

Things the goverment doesent want u to know

"Hang on a second America." Its like one square block on an AM station. haha

@Nomzai

4 жыл бұрын

drumempire 3 square blocks.

@joelsegovia6971

4 жыл бұрын

Epic!! bahahahahaha

@petewerehere

3 жыл бұрын

Where Kid Charlemagne is, America is

@1BUVTHALAW1

6 ай бұрын

It was actually the entire west side of campus

FCC wont let me be

@Joe-fd4qo

6 жыл бұрын

Na NA na na na

@nobaso620

6 жыл бұрын

Won't let me be me so let me see...

@Pove

6 жыл бұрын

+African Messiah So the FCC won't let me be* Or let me be me, so let me see*

@nicholasmaslennikov2128

6 жыл бұрын

Pove They try to shut me down on mtv

@ImBored-vr6ih

5 жыл бұрын

@@nicholasmaslennikov2128 but it feels so empty without me

Nowadays Kid Charlemagne would be a podcast.

It's amazing what Bryan did to the character that was supposed to be a decorative father in the original script.

The way Bryan Cranston is listening to himself in the car and darting his eyes and head back and forth looking like a crazy person is just priceless. You know no one told him to act like that he just did it organically.

@buuzzsawtouchedme194

6 жыл бұрын

+Kunt Destroyer, 0:12, I guess Hal was a bit of a "Neo-Nazi" when he was younger.

@biigblunts6970

5 жыл бұрын

Buuzzsaw Touched Me lmfao please explain further

@conormcmullen6437

5 жыл бұрын

@@buuzzsawtouchedme194 why do you post this on everyone's comment?

@conormcmullen6437

5 жыл бұрын

Probably because you guess Hal was a bit of a Neo-Nazi when he was younger..

@conormcmullen6437

5 жыл бұрын

@@mwm1145 if it's on the internet it's there forever

Kid Charlemagne new netflix original showing hal's college life before he got married, I wish

@batt3ryac1d

5 жыл бұрын

Just have old ass Bryan Cranston playing himself pretending to be young don't even cgi deage him or makeup lmao.

@lorenzlorenzo8995

4 жыл бұрын

@@batt3ryac1d That would be the best thing to ever happen

@Get_yotted

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I’d back you if it weren’t Netflix who picked up the show. They tend to ruin everything they touch

Cranston is an example of a perfectly executed career. Played both the funny guy and the serious guy (breaking bad) and did them both extraordinarily well.

"Hal will ya turn that racket off?! " lmao that still makes me cry real tears to this day for sum reason 😂😂

Fun fact: Kid Charlemagne is a Steely Dan song written about a real-life LSD black market kingpin from SF in the hippie era.

@werk62

5 жыл бұрын

"On the hill the stuff was laced with kerosene But yours was kitchen-clean Everyone stopped to stare at your technicolor motor home"

@acsone3546

5 жыл бұрын

Tom Rushin is there gas in the cahhh

@jacksparrowjives3138

5 жыл бұрын

Is that a Jojo reference

@mclovinpo

4 жыл бұрын

Clean this mess up else we’ll all end up in jail, those test tubes and the scale just get it all outta here

@Dr.Quarex

4 жыл бұрын

@@acsone3546 Yes, there's gas in the caaaaah

"Do I love my country? Do I vote? I use to until they moved our polling place at that house with the big dog". This made me laugh. 😂

@palomasturbaz

6 жыл бұрын

Michael Johnson you edited your comment and still managed to get it wrong wtf

@MichaelJohnson-ut2tq

6 жыл бұрын

palomasturbaz Why do you care? You sound like a douchebag grammar Nazi.

@mrfloris3367

6 жыл бұрын

palomasturbaz if you don't like the comment then don't react

@1lurch375

6 жыл бұрын

palomasturbaz Damn hahahahahah

@MichaelJohnson-ut2tq

3 жыл бұрын

@Big Crunch I didn't misspell anything Big Piece of Sh1t🙂

True story. When I was a teen I bought an illegal CB amp at a yard sale. It only worked for CB's that you install in vehicles so I had to run the CB and amp using a car battery that I had to charge every day. But that damn AMP was so strong that it over powered all of the local TV's so that anyone watching any channel would hear my transmission... I lived in a large apartment complex. Needless to say, the "Channel Master" pissed off everyone nearby and so I had to stop using it. Good times!

@Watsuda

3 жыл бұрын

Did you at least redpill them on the number of corners on a stop sign?

@augustday9483

Жыл бұрын

"Channel Master" sounds like a comic book supervillain. I love it!

@davidstud3952

Жыл бұрын

lol what did you broadcast?

@whanethewhip

Жыл бұрын

@@davidstud3952 Just stupid stuff. And with the amp I would intentionally step on other people broadcasting. Then when they came back with commentary I would step on them again and say "I'm the channel master now!"

@davidstud3952

Жыл бұрын

@@whanethewhip haha, great stuff 😁

"I was just trying to be polite, I didn't realize you were going to punish me for it" was one of the most relatable lines in the series.

Hal and Walt. Bryan Cranston at his finest when he's just a dad who loves his family... and slightly insane lol

@Jacksonrox13

3 жыл бұрын

You forgot Tim Whatley, aka, Jerry Seinfeld's dentist.

@Yamezzzz

3 жыл бұрын

Walt loved his family? lol

@cctomcat321

3 жыл бұрын

Walt was just Hal's dream. Breaking Bad never happened.

@rzgtribe1884

2 жыл бұрын

@@Yamezzzz he loves with his own way. It's horrifying if you think about it.

@DemonicAdj

Жыл бұрын

​@cctomcat321 That was the best reveal. Of COURSE it came out of Hal's brain.

the fact that bryan Cranston can do the goofiest character and then do one of the darkest characters ever in a matter of 1 year is mind boggling

Hal is an inspiration to us all

“Just cause those robber barons CANT LOOK BOTH WAYS” lmfaooo

"Well I never understood the big deal about quartering soldiers.. I mean as long as I don't have to change in front of them :)" I'M FUCKING DEAD

I never knew I wanted every episode with only hal bits until now.

@create._.

5 жыл бұрын

xRobotNinja same

Hal does just as many ilegal things as walt.

@beSoGaming

6 жыл бұрын

Like that episode where Hal had a bunch of prison inmates killed to protect his identity of Kid Charlemagne. Loved that episode!

@ln7929

6 жыл бұрын

Big radio almost got him

@ourtvshow6399

6 жыл бұрын

beSo Gaming exactly

@antuanperez426

6 жыл бұрын

beSo Gaming That was a thing? Lmfao I missed that

@GoodNewsGathered

6 жыл бұрын

Antuan Perez his refresnsing braking bad

"Military industrial country club complex" damn I think Hal is actually on to something

The creators of Breaking Bad really looked at Kid Charlemagne and said, _"yeah but what if he was being serious."_

Hal warned us 😂

I need Hal to be a vice city Character.

@pottytheparrot310

5 жыл бұрын

NewKid korey He needs to be on GTA Radio

@tylerdenaro639

5 жыл бұрын

I love playing Grand Thaft Auto Vice City on Playing Station Two because it's a great game.

@LaRoche_

5 жыл бұрын

Best comment here

@pottytheparrot310

3 жыл бұрын

MKN Him and Ron making a radio show would be gold

“Hang on a second, America.” 🤣

1:01 Hal’s dancing is the best! 🤣“Jeremiah was a bullfrog” 🕺

@benmorrell6386

8 ай бұрын

😂😂 for me it was the best part

@shogo4984

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

*...until they moved our polling place to the house with the big dog*

@jonathan-rw3mx

5 жыл бұрын

What does he mean by that?

@JaeLCR13

5 жыл бұрын

@@jonathan-rw3mx He's most likely just referring to their polling place being at a house with a rather large dog that scares Hal to the point of avoiding it at all costs-including his vote

@Lucy-vk1el

5 жыл бұрын

Bowsette!

@marduk_zth9974

3 жыл бұрын

maybe the big man?

@EdwardGutierrez90

3 жыл бұрын

@@JaeLCR13 I thought he meant law enforcement XD either way this episode of Malcolm is brilliant

WHY ARE THEY BUILDING ALL THOSE DAMS FOR?????

I like how Craig has kind of involuntarily been adopted by them but he doesn't seem to mind because he's a lonely middle aged guy.

@Joe_Parmesan

3 жыл бұрын

and, it gives him opportunities to be closer to Lois

@ladyfire44

Жыл бұрын

Whom he sees more as a mom figure since he never had a mom. Despite being a control freak, Craig wanted to enjoy having that motherly bond with her. He hated his dad, Vic, all his life for how the latter raised him. This is made worse when Craig found out what really happened with his mom after Malcolm shows him a photo of her in Vic's wallet. All he wanted was to be left alone and live his own life as he chooses. Sure it may be miserable, but Craig prefers that than to be under Vic's scrutiny in having to run his successful gyms

I love how Craig was down to help until he realized Hal was kid Charlemagne lol, like he didn’t know the whole time even since college but still helped

"I was just trying to be polite. I didn't think you'd punish me for it." 😂

alex jones origin story

@katl1489

5 жыл бұрын

Alex Jones is a shill, he has always worked for Time Warner.

@omarjimenez6479

4 жыл бұрын

bogdanyer the only difference is that Hal actually cares about the country. Alex Jones is an attention hore

@ryancoulter4797

4 жыл бұрын

Oh god the Alex Jones origin story is crazier. There’s an NPR This American Life episode about it. Long story short is he was spreading conspiracy theories in the Texas town he was from and being so obnoxious that his high school buddies gave him a whuppin and he left town.

@ericm6633

3 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHAHA

@YOTSUBA_desu

3 жыл бұрын

Ryan Coulter >NPR

"sorry i missed ur first steps billy, i had to come to a complete stop cause those robber barrons cant look both ways" 😂

i love the way hal gets into something way to much nearly every episode. i loved the one where lois goes away for a few days and hal quits his job and makes malcolms robot shoot bees lol

That stop sign is a declaration of war!!!!!

@pottytheparrot310

5 жыл бұрын

Elijah Vigil Its for the fat cats on top of the hill while us regular joes are late for our second job or church or dinner with our family.

@Sheikh_Speare

3 жыл бұрын

"I'm sorry I missed little Bobby's first steps, honey. But I had to come to a complete stop just because those robber barrons CAN'T LOOK BOTH WAY!!"

Ooga-chaka Ooga-OogaOoga-chaka Ooga-OogaOoga-chaka Ooga-OogaOoga-chaka Ooga-OogaI can't stop this feelingDeep inside of meGirl, you just don't realizeWhat you do to meWhen you hold meIn your arms so tightYou let me knowEverything's all right

@xanksauri89

5 жыл бұрын

thanks brotendo

@Watsuda

5 жыл бұрын

​@Antenna2heaven Thanks for implying that I will have sex one day

@johnpilapil9250

5 жыл бұрын

@@xanksauri89 u want some ranch?

@ayazmohmand1780

5 жыл бұрын

What mean tldr

@stalemurfies2031

5 жыл бұрын

Hal... is... KID CHARLEMAGNE

“THAT STOP SIGN IS A DECLARATION OF WAR” 🤣🛑 4:01

@pottytheparrot310

4 ай бұрын

ITS WHERE THE FAT CATS UP ON THE HILL PLAYING GOLF WHILE US REGULAR JOES ARE LATE FOR OUR SECOND JOB OR CHURCH OR DINNER WITH OUR FAMILY

“3 blocks on the west side of campus.. then the FCC shut me down” 😂

@ladyfire44

4 жыл бұрын

Fair Warning, sir. Running adds $80 to your fine

@V.Vaughan

5 ай бұрын

and for not having a license.

"sir running adds an additional eighty dollars to your find" made me die

“Evian backwards is naive”. That got me.

Breaking Bad: TV On The Radio El Camino: Static On The Radio Malcolm in the Middle: Hal on the radio

This is one of the few sitcoms where both the kids, and adults are equally as funny - and they have great chemistry in nearly all the scenes.

"Why dont i put on some music"? *puts on talk radio*

"No homework takes more than 20 minutes.." truth when found in a hasty scrawl to finish it the day it is due.

"What kind of homework takes more than 20 minutes?!" I don't want to know the quality of your homework, Reese lmao

@papabloodharvest9542

5 ай бұрын

It’s Reese. He doesn’t do his own homework. He bullies someone into doing it for him. Actually I think it’s been said a few times in the show that he gets Dewey to do his homework for him.

"if the government doesn't have a car that runs on water then WHAT ARE THEY BUILDING ALL THESE DAMS FOR!?"

@whyisblue923taken

3 жыл бұрын

Michigan answered that last year.

Craig is one of the greatest characters ever

Not enough random screaming. 3/10

@aintnuthinbutathang1646

6 жыл бұрын

Every scene with Hal is 10/10

@Watsuda

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah but with random screaming it would be 17/10

Kid named Charlemagne:

As a near 30 year old man, Hal is 100% the best character on this show, if not sitcom history. He's good every episode!

Hal is WOKE ! 😂

@DrEvil-nx3xx

5 жыл бұрын

Hal's not a leftist.

@jessd3601

5 жыл бұрын

Dr. Evil that's why he's woke lol

@ForgedPlanetTV

5 жыл бұрын

@Adam Malec that's what makes it funny

@sdfr7724

5 жыл бұрын

Dr. Evil oh yes he is. might be more so than Lois.

@carlosd2217

4 жыл бұрын

Hal is *based*

He should do a podcast! #KidChrarlemagne

@pottytheparrot310

5 жыл бұрын

Roberto Serrano He should be on GTA Radio

The agent running while scribbling the extra fine on the ticket is my second favorite joke in the entire show.

@timothysmith8047

Жыл бұрын

What's the first

“Let me tell you something: 20 years ago, I woulda cleared that fence” 😂

And this is how Alex Jones started his career 😂

@SlyStone67

5 жыл бұрын

Big facts

@whyisblue923taken

3 жыл бұрын

Alex Jones did do licensed broadcasting and didn't get arrested by the feds until much later.

I would genuinely love Bryan Cranston to do a podcast like this.

Hal: "Say my name". Craig: "Kid Charlemagne" Hal: "You re goddamn right."

I love this show watching it makes me feel like I'm 15 back at mom's home.

2:24 Malcolms voice got dubbed over

The hero we need , but not the hero we deserve.

Kid named Charlemagne

@ScubaSteveM45

2 ай бұрын

Is there gas in the car?!

My favorite sidearch of the show

This show was GOLD

Judging by the title I thought he was gonna make LSD.

@root19733

4 жыл бұрын

Close. He makes meth.

“20 years ago I would’ve cleared that fence” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

"You see the FCC won't let me be, or let me be me..."

Charlemagne Tha God, the architect of aggravation, the prince of pissing people off

@audedelilaland7591

6 жыл бұрын

yeahhh so true

@James-mq5lf

5 жыл бұрын

Isn't it so funny that the 5 foot 4 black guy named himself after a giant white king, yet is bitter and racist towards white people? 😂

Peak comedy tragedy plus time

Watched this 24 hours ago. Was laughing all day at it and had to come back tonight for more.

This show aged well and still holds up!

"Fair warning sir, running away will add 80 dollars to your fine" I just love how Hal is treating the overly bureaucratic but necessary FCC like their the actual FBI

When Craig found out Hal is Kid Charlemagne it was like someone finding out Peter Parker is Spider-Man

I used to watch this show as a kid and feel sorry for Malcolm and his brothers. Now that I watch this as an adult (and a father) I can relate to Hal and Lois.

I was lucky enough to catch this when it first came out and I was immediately hooked. There are hundreds of epic moments and the amazing chemistry between the cast really took this to the top. I remember an interview with Linwood Boomer who is basically Malcolm and he said if they didn't get the perfect Lois, they wouldn't do the show... Did they cast perfectly or what? I love Hals idiosyncrasies... His speed walking, his dance dance revolution, Kid Charlamagne., not going to work on Fridays for 15 years, his battle with the Mustang owner, love of particular pizza.... How absolutely unbelievably crazy in love with Lois he is, thats one of the most beautiful things in sitcom history. Hal even says that he has always known he loves Lois more. And no matter what, he finds her the most magical, beautiful, sexy and wonderful thing on earth even after all those years and kids. There is writing in this show on par with classic Simpsons. Only recently I was on a rewatch and the episode about the neighbours... One of them made stories about Malcolm being a peeping tom and Dewey is skipping singing this hilarious song about it... Its little things like that and for example in these clips, the way Hal gets paranoid and weirded out about his own radio show! Without a doubt this is one of the best shows, one of the best depictions of a family, one of the best written and best cast programmes ever. Oh and I love the skit where Hal and Lois wake up and Hal tells her about this dream he had about cooking meth and being a drug Kingpin... Pure class.