Kevin: I want to be locked up Person: locks him up Kevin: Damn you got me, *LET ME OUT*

@komivica8855

4 жыл бұрын

Kevin is a cat confirmed

@kaylal9790

4 жыл бұрын

Hey Finn O

@Saimonarts

4 жыл бұрын

i'm your 666th like, nice

@EternalSilver_

4 жыл бұрын

Kevin: *gets let out* Also Kevin: LET ME BACK IN

@LynnAgain83

4 жыл бұрын

HEY FINN O!!!!! 👋

Kevin’s the only person who could annoy someone so much they just kick you out of prison

@MinimiMax

4 жыл бұрын

To be fair, he tricked them into saying "innocent" which means he should have been free to go anyway.

@Kat-PM

4 жыл бұрын

ok it’s at 666 likes, nobody mess it up

@SylviaRustyFae

Жыл бұрын

He did a very similar thing in one of the GTA rp vids heh

@BlondeeBombshell

Жыл бұрын

Lol

@mrfrog0913

8 ай бұрын

That's how he's done it so far. Why would he stop?

kevin is like a cat. asking to be let it then immediately annoying you until you let him out again.

@bbuuttercupp

4 жыл бұрын

Profile picture checks out

@northmelody1783

4 жыл бұрын

He's the embodiment of Rum Tum Tugger (from CATS the musical)

I love when kevin plays online. People being subjected to his absolute absurdity is the most entertaining thing ever.

@osvaldojavierlagravemeza3085

4 жыл бұрын

I agree, my favorite videos are the online ones (like the Harry Potter Role play)

@HaplessOne

4 жыл бұрын

@@osvaldojavierlagravemeza3085 same. I miss when he was doing those for a while. Sims online is another one I wish he'd play more.

Kevin; "in a cent" Judge; "OOhhhhh, Innocent!" Kevin; "Thank you your honor, I'll be on my way"

@johnjordan3552

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@johnjordan3552

4 жыл бұрын

That's how Google doesn't get in trouble for selling personal data to probably government and assassins lol

@bbuuttercupp

4 жыл бұрын

Elliott Rock could you elaborate on that lmao

@Refulgent_Rascal

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah we also watched the video.

@NoveltyNova

4 жыл бұрын

@@Refulgent_Rascal Hey look, a sensitive snowflake lol.

Kevin: "Let me in!! LET ME IN!!" Person: *Puts Kevin in jail cell.* Kevin: "LET ME OUT!! *LET ME OUT!!* "

@Vanvidum

4 жыл бұрын

Kevin is a cat.

@Kahotik_

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a typical toddler.

@Thenoobestgirl

4 жыл бұрын

@@Vanvidum I was about to comment that too 😂

@troll4life662

4 жыл бұрын

Call me Kat

@troll4life662

4 жыл бұрын

Lua Nguyen Seems legit..... 🙄

Can I just admire the fact that one of the officers was called “pubic lice” in Dutch

@freyalouise9862

4 жыл бұрын

WAIT WHAT BAHAHA

@mysticalcoyote

4 жыл бұрын

I SAW N IT CRACKED ME UP SO BAD

@princessemiko_4210

4 жыл бұрын

Dude you like Kevin too?!

@theannap39

3 жыл бұрын

for those wondering: schaamluis lmaoooo

@PandoraSparkles

3 жыл бұрын

Are you Dutch?

"Judge i am in a cent" "you mean innocent" "thanks am i free to go?" Speech 100

“I’m taking off my shirt mid-interview.” Well, that’s one way to get a job

@callmeturg

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you father Kevin

@lux0rd01

4 жыл бұрын

Depends on the job

@callmeturg

4 жыл бұрын

Lux0rd have you *seen* Kevin shirtless? He could get any job he wants

@Alashu8

4 жыл бұрын

@@callmeturg I really like your user name

@callmeturg

4 жыл бұрын

xander Hutton thank you :)

“Habbo Hotel but I annoy everyone” Just sounds like a normal video then Kevin

@davidmalone7069

4 жыл бұрын

watch habbo hotel by internet historian kevin pales in comparision to the crap 4chan have pulled

@wren2624

4 жыл бұрын

David Malone I’ve seen it but I think Kevin is equally impressive, especially for a one man army such as himself LMAO

@LynnAgain83

4 жыл бұрын

Yep.

@ethanlivemere1162

4 жыл бұрын

Looks like he tried to go for Turg but the game wouldn't let him get weirder than this

@gerek4235

4 жыл бұрын

@@davidmalone7069 Oh the good old days of closing pools.

nostalgia for me this game is. i remember having a habbo hotel girlfriend when i was 8 years old,then she left me becaus i didnt have a nice room.

@thecowardlydragon3982

4 жыл бұрын

😅😅😅😅😅

@NoahMarcay

4 жыл бұрын

What a gold digger. You deserve better, king

@redcatofdeath

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like you learned a valuable lesson.

@anxiousmess1787

4 жыл бұрын

That sounds like a toxic relationship anyway!

@acousticwolf5985

4 жыл бұрын

Ouma Shu she belongs to the streets.

Kevin after being jailed: "If i committed crimes. I don’t commit it bc i did. No i didn’t ❤"

@bbuuttercupp

4 жыл бұрын

Had to think of that aswell 😂

@aidan_1105

4 жыл бұрын

soap so good

@beastchurger

3 жыл бұрын

ADUDSKSSDODO

@OnikasBaby

3 жыл бұрын

LMFAOOOOOO

Is Kevin doing ok? This might be his most normal looking character ever...

@qzeq

4 жыл бұрын

I guess the Habbo character creation isn't strong enough for a Jim Pickens-rendition

@zackwolf4677

4 жыл бұрын

Idk grognak the destroyer interny at law looks kinda normal

@oldschool-ob4xj

4 жыл бұрын

Anthony S D D D F F

@dsnever3041

4 жыл бұрын

This is like if turg looked like a normal person

@19Sakurachan92

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, it's that time of the month for him. You know, those five days when he wants to be a president.

Kevin: "Oh no, I'm going straight back to jail, aren't I?" Jail might as well be your natural habitat

@hylianexpected1171

4 жыл бұрын

You really are everywhere, huh?

@matthewbraith0411

4 жыл бұрын

@@hylianexpected1171 Well you must be too because you see him everywhere so you are therefore everywhere too XD

@eggolego3579

4 жыл бұрын

Oof

@hylianexpected1171

4 жыл бұрын

@@matthewbraith0411 oh SHIT-

@matthewbraith0411

4 жыл бұрын

@@hylianexpected1171 Mind blown

Man, I used to play Habbo Hotel when I was 9, nearly 20 years ago. Its crazy to see that even after all the trolling raids and constant infiltration of predators there's still kids playing this game. And that it looks nearly identical after two decades.

@Victoriascarn

4 жыл бұрын

Same, do you remember when people got caught illegally gambling on the game? 💀💀💀💀

@calcifer6142

4 жыл бұрын

I feel like I've heard of it before but I never played it when I was younger. Key word: "younger"; I'm fourteen now haha.

@doctorferdinand1003

4 жыл бұрын

@@Victoriascarn This game has had a shocking number of controversies for a super basic shockwave game lol.

@abbyniloingsigh7188

4 жыл бұрын

I was talking to people on habbo hotel very inappropriately when I was in primary school. I remember guys saying they were 18 and me lying saying I was 14. Haha more like 11 and 48.

@robkayes7356

4 жыл бұрын

Pool’s closed

Kevin: is SS Trainee All the germans watching this: *very concerned*

@chuckn4851

4 жыл бұрын

Came looking for this, you didn't disappoint

@mqiw

4 жыл бұрын

YEA

@johnjordan3552

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@sonsonitaaa4287

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao I’m German tho 😂😂

@lacciful

4 жыл бұрын

I think the Poles would be more concerned.

Ah the good old days when “Bobba” was the peak of swearing

@spybird5870

4 жыл бұрын

it's still peak of swearing in habbo since every damn word you say gets censored.

@drunkenhobo8020

4 жыл бұрын

Woah, please censor that smut here. This is a Christian comments section.

@sellkiies1730

4 жыл бұрын

The good old days when we used to make puns with "habbo" because it kinda sounded like a slang for "ass"

@qzeq

4 жыл бұрын

Clean your mouth! It's b*bba

@jamie0325

4 жыл бұрын

I’m so sorry everyone please forgive me for saying such venomous words

When you're only experience with HABBO HOTEL is "Pool's closed..."

@TheEsdaniel

4 жыл бұрын

Aids!

@slothz5063

4 жыл бұрын

Sorry but pool is closed due to sharks with aids.

@Zukoiu

4 жыл бұрын

I fucking KNEW this was the game who had that in! Thank you for confirming! XD

@iamaspaceman8533

4 жыл бұрын

Addo the pool has been closed due to aids and stingrays and stingrays with aids

@EmulatorNoob

4 жыл бұрын

I am only experience?

That is brilliant, Kevin! In court: I am IN A CENT? Judge: Innocent? Me: Thank you judge see you later. Judge: wha... okay have a nice day

@zackattack9228

4 жыл бұрын

Understandable have a nice day

"I just want to be president...is that really too much to ask for?" - Aaron Burr, 1800

Dude, I trolled habbo way back in the day. It’s hilarious how people take it way too seriously

@artherman9768

4 жыл бұрын

People seem to be more serious an Habbo than gta rps, and that’s very concerning

@noahjklauyet8582

4 жыл бұрын

Pool has aids

@laurenblake659

4 жыл бұрын

Everyone trolled habbo

LockdownTourist looks like Turg before his face got horrifically disfigured. Is this part of the CallMeKevin Canon? Edit: Thank you for all of your epic Game Theories about the CallMeKevin Canon!

@quitegauche

4 жыл бұрын

If that's true, then I bet he got amnesia and got sent to the past, that's why turg is innocent and akin to a cave man.

@Anthony-mt7qr

4 жыл бұрын

He got reconstruction surgery to be in the witness protection programme.

@Thenoobestgirl

4 жыл бұрын

Apparently they also disfigured his brain in this timeline

@johnjordan3552

4 жыл бұрын

But of course!

@SuperLanua

4 жыл бұрын

@@quitegauche you mean he has amnosia

kevin: time to game (puts headphones on) the dead, muffled silence playing:

I can’t believe Habbo still exists. “Pools closed due to aids.” 💀 still have memories of the person who stole my furniture because I trusted them 😭

@Erin-000

11 ай бұрын

SAME

Ah, Kevin has taken us back to his “How to Annoy” days

@tbhjoey3021

4 жыл бұрын

nature is healing

@Kat-PM

4 жыл бұрын

Stephanie Bedolla The Kevins are returning to their natural environment

@squeegel3904

4 жыл бұрын

We have waited.. "Ask the sink, ask the sink if I should let you go" "The sink says no"

The way I died when they decoded "in a cent"

Alterate title: Kevin tries to get in the room where it happens.

@SkySaito

4 жыл бұрын

No one else was in the room where it happens

@beezzinha

4 жыл бұрын

What room is that?

@countolafiii3029

4 жыл бұрын

He just wants to be in the room where it happens

i love how kevin perfectly emulated what its like talking to any slav on the internet

I saw around 3:19 a character called "schaamluis" in the chat which is literally pubic lice in dutch. Source: I am Dutch.

@anniedangerface

4 жыл бұрын

that is...hilarious

@Lisanne_A

4 жыл бұрын

Prachtige naam

@lpscupcakesprinkles

4 жыл бұрын

Amazing

@MicrowaveGoHMMMM

4 жыл бұрын

As a Belgian i can confirm this is the case lol

@jesseschepers6023

4 жыл бұрын

Eens

“I would like to be locked up.” Kevin, you’re an odd fellow

@selena3467

4 жыл бұрын

but he steams a good ham.

@johnlemon2206

4 жыл бұрын

Help! Help!

@callmeturg

4 жыл бұрын

Selena true

@PirateBootsEdits

4 жыл бұрын

@@johnlemon2206 😬👍

@nejdalej

4 жыл бұрын

I mean it was about time, but hey better late than never :P

Habbo Hotel?! Ohmygod. The memories. The nostalgia. I played this every single day after school ❤️

kevin: "i just want to be president, is that too much to ask for" me, scrambling out of my seat: *no kevin please we need you*

“I’ve just been saying help and no ones coming to help”~The people in Kevin’s basement, probably

@callmeturg

4 жыл бұрын

Not true! He helps us all the time! He gave me a penny after he sold my painting!

Kevin you should really play “Dude stop” that game was literally MADE for you

@Myranmia83

4 жыл бұрын

Noa Shaham yes. Yes he should

@EBAAnimations

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah XD

@joystickwarrior7769

4 жыл бұрын

He already has.

@noashaham5438

4 жыл бұрын

Joystick Warrior when?? I’d love to see it

@noashaham5438

4 жыл бұрын

Whoever gave the 69th like, nice

"Crotch Goblins " made me blow beer out my nose

@ThreeDaysGraceFan40

4 жыл бұрын

When I did med rp on Habbo, someone was pregnant and giving birth numerous times a day and someone on the staff called the babies "crotch goblins"

Kevin: "in a cent" Kiwi: "OH! INNOCENT!" Kevin: "thank you judge, am I free to go?" Kiwi: "I-" (someone below): "I deserve this" LMAOOO

Pool's closed due to covid 19

@poyeka3107

4 жыл бұрын

Ah a man of culture

@piersonhall9197

4 жыл бұрын

And stingrays, that probably also have covid-19

@nl4415

4 жыл бұрын

Now that takes me back

@goblingaming619

4 жыл бұрын

Was looking for a pools closed comment

@LowIntSpecimen

4 жыл бұрын

I've found my people.

Bruh i havent been on Habbo in forever lmao. POOLS CLOSED

@sebhol2571

4 жыл бұрын

DUE TO AIDS

@nejdalej

4 жыл бұрын

"A joke is when two people are laughing. And I'm not laughing!"

@TheEsdaniel

4 жыл бұрын

@@nejdalej she was not laughing

@shoon3032

4 жыл бұрын

Damn that takes me back lmao, the afro gang was crazy

"I'm gonna ban being poor" *POVERTY RATES DROP TO 0%*

“Pool’s closed” -Steve Harvey

@JD-bk4zi

4 жыл бұрын

Aaaaaaahhhh a man of culture

@iRoNiKz98

4 жыл бұрын

I will never forget when they massacred our brothers in arms

@HollowIchigo4243

4 жыл бұрын

Due to AIDS

@SentientTrafficConeMan

4 жыл бұрын

I had to look through comments for too long to find one of these.

Kevin for real found the game’s jail within a minute. Wouldn’t expect anything less

Habbo Hotel: a hotel game Kevin: Spends the first half of the video willingly in prison 😂

Turg Therapist: Breathe, it's okay. Turg: NO BREATHE, FIRE

I got bullied on Habbo & called “bacon hair” because I didn’t have VIP, flashbacks

@foottoast4235

3 жыл бұрын

Damn was Roblox inspired by habbo hotel?

@ezzeFarhana

3 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAH I get u girl

Kevin: says he's gonna cause manslaughter (in a police department) Kevin gets arrested kevin: *surprised pikachu face*

Teacher: "The homework is not that confusing" The homework:

Hold up back in the day when I played you just got an empty room and I used to spend all my phone credits trying to decorate, now they get a choice of free furnished rooms, the audacity! 😂

For a moment, I thought this was an announcement that Kevin was gonna have a role in Hazbin Hotel. Honestly, I would pity the demons.

I love like most KZreadrs are like: Oh my god, do everything, just don't troll. and then there's Kevin being the troll

That one person who said, "I deserve this" is probably right. Lol.

So this a roleplaying game? 😂😂 I’ve never heard of it before lmao.. “They said I killed me and they locked me up- I was framed” 💀

Wasn’t this the game where ruthless teenaged anarcho-capitalists became rich with rings of underground casinos?

@Erin-000

11 ай бұрын

yes

My cousin actually said "can I be locked up" to a real police station and the police were very confused. But after 5 minutes of confusion they all laughed.

I work mostly outside at a COVID clinic in 90 F/32 C degree heat. Your videos are just the right length that I can use them as cool down timers and also provide a boost of humor so I can finish my day without murdering the people who refuse to mask up. Thank you so much for keeping me sane in these trying times.

@peenprincess

4 жыл бұрын

thanks for all you and your coworkers are doing 👍👍👍

Glad to see that after all these years, the pools are still closed

"If you're poor, just get loads of money" Thanks, Kevin I'll give that a shot.

The last time I was this early Kevin didn’t even have a channel because I was actually on Habbo getting groomed by a 38 year old man when I was 13 😌✨

@MajorMarlon

4 жыл бұрын

Underrated historically accurate comment

@stedjuba259

4 жыл бұрын

Weren't we all?

@Alyakismydutchname

4 жыл бұрын

oh no-

@LynnAgain83

4 жыл бұрын

Cough...kid's..cough...chat Seriously that place is full of fecking perverts.

@PirateBootsEdits

4 жыл бұрын

Why is this a universal experience

The nostalgia is real... I spent half my life on Habbo. This was during AOL days...

@Scirollo

4 жыл бұрын

Falling furni scams baby!

@xaliflornia

4 жыл бұрын

now it’s lame & everyone takes roleplaying too serious

@Scirollo

4 жыл бұрын

@@xaliflornia Lol for real, I had so much fun on that game back in the day with my friends. Getting e-girlfriends and having them move in with us and give us some furniture then we ban them lol

This is all I've waiting for. Habbo was my obsession as a kid

4:16 "I've been framed" Yes. By yourself :P

O lord this brings back sooooo many childhood memories Ps. Habbo changes bad words to bobba

I can't believe this game is still around...Habbo Hotel was released in 2000. One more year and it can legally drink in the US

This game used to be my JAM in 2009-2013. Watching Kevin play is and annoy the kids on there was a heavenly experience

Every now and then I am reminded Habbo Hotel still exists

Yo I Used to play this game when I was younger glad to see someone actually remembers it

@alisapurpo1801

4 жыл бұрын

Saaame! I thought it got deleted 😂😂

@Eazy-V

4 жыл бұрын

@@alisapurpo1801 Same here haha I was about 9 or 10 years old at this time

*Kevin:* gets freed from custody by annoying every officer in the station. *Me, intrigued:* Hm...I want to try this

These have been absolutely horrible 2 days. Haven’t slept or eaten and I’m stressed out like I’ve never been before but Kevin managed to make me laugh when nothing’s made me even crack a smile. Thank you man

"i've banned being poor. now if you're poor you just get lots of money" god i wish that were the government

I am in a cent lmao 😭 Edit; Oh god Kevin is roleplaying now.... guess the quarantine really got to the poor soul

Kevin: *meets Roleplayers and goes to Roleplay servers* me: “oh frig I actually know most of those people

I can't believe this is still going. I used to go on it when it first came out

Imagine working at the front desk and a weird man came and says "job pleaz"

t-that guy that says he sold guns to 5 year old children at 3:03 his name is pubic lice in dutch, omg.

@johnjordan3552

4 жыл бұрын

Children need to protect themselves too

@derick1618

4 жыл бұрын

@@johnjordan3552 based

@commander_expendable

4 жыл бұрын

sounds like a chad

Pool's closed due to Kevin.

@exmaarmaca

4 жыл бұрын

But the Kevin have aids?

@wildjammer1063

4 жыл бұрын

No the stingrays have AIDS

oh my god i laughed SO MUCH watching this, i remember i used to spend a ton of time in habbo hotel just roleplaying when i was maybe 10-14, it was a blast. absolutely go there again, love seeing your confusion in those rooms

You should do social videos more often. That's what made this channel. You are so hilarious when you interact with randoms.

I remember the days of playing this all the time when i was like 10 years old amazing to think that was 16 years ago!

I love Kevin on online interaction it's just funny how other people react

Kevin, please do play more of this. It gave me the good hearty laugh that I really needed.

Omggggg! This is a throwback and a half lol! Was playing this when I was a teenager (28 now). Thanks for the nostalgia overload lol

All I’ve really heard about this game was the underground gambling

@ambaka9411

4 жыл бұрын

Excuse me, what?

@cookiecakeeater6340

4 жыл бұрын

Ambaka I saw a video on it, let me see if I can find it

@cookiecakeeater6340

4 жыл бұрын

Ambaka Trolligarch has a couple vids on it

@cookiecakeeater6340

4 жыл бұрын

Like how the teenage players of Habbo Hotel turned to financial crime and How Habbo Hotel turned its players into ruthless teenage capitalists

@ambaka9411

4 жыл бұрын

I must have played it wrong then. Should have done more crimes.

Dude I played this game and a 28 year old man called me beautiful and wouldn’t back off even when I said I was 16 🥰🥰

@dead_vibes

4 жыл бұрын

You hate to see it

@ohfeckoff3282

4 жыл бұрын

Ewwww omg

@stanley1698

4 жыл бұрын

_So the rumors were true..._

@sugoistalin7809

4 жыл бұрын

*Pool closed due to pedos.*

@beththedarkmage3359

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah I ran into a few pedophiles on stuff like ClubPenguin when I was a kid. Very lucky to be smart early on, as I always blocked them. An example would be when another player saw I liked Pokémon so pretended to know stuff about it to talk to me. I could tell they were lying but they still insisted they played it when they only knew about Pikachu. They kept asking my age and when I told them I was 12 asked me to add them on Facebook...yeah no. Didn't even have it. Said they were 10 but they typed like a boomer and knew nothing about any kids' shows or games. Either they were an adult or a kid that did stereotypical old people things...

ugh honestly love when Kevin does videos like this....will wait forever for more Comedy Night!!!! 👏🏻

This was feckinig hilarious, please make more! My favorite videos of yours are where you just screw with people

I’m not going to lie, I read “Habbo” as “Himbo” and I was like “yeah that checks”

@mega_bird700

4 жыл бұрын

Totally

@beakinkaid624

4 жыл бұрын

Everyone there would just be Kronk

@Frankie-gb2vr

4 жыл бұрын

Niamh Kinkaid lol “Thor and Kronk walk into a hotel”

@beakinkaid624

4 жыл бұрын

@@Frankie-gb2vr ahaha yes, they'd totally have an estranged love child called Gaston then

@Frankie-gb2vr

4 жыл бұрын

Niamh Kinkaid See, I don’t think that Gaston is a Himbo because he lacks one of the most crucial components of being a Himbo: respecting women. ( I’m assuming we’re talking about Gaston from Beauty and the Beast??)

Wow Kevin is giving me throwbacks to playing this, when I was probably too young to actually play it 😂

I'm surprised that Kevin didn't try the "Pool's closed" meme...

Now that's a blast from the past. Honestly amazed it's still around!

Everytime I saw the title in the early 2000s, I kept thinking it was haribo and couldn't comprehend the term habbo

I DIDN'T KNOW I NEEDED A VIDEO OF KEVIN PLAYING HABBO UNTIL I SAW THIS

I liked this, was super funny! Please make another part!!!

Kevin’s videos are so easy to vibe to they’re so positive and entertaining and funny and I’m so glad he’s able to make these videos every new video makes my day

LMAO I just realised memeulous and Kevin literally dropped HAabbo hotel videos at the same time

@TommFoolery

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr, I'm baffled lol

@needfortweed8734

4 жыл бұрын

Sometimes I feel like there is some hived mind stuff going on at KZread. We Skeem and James Marriot both dropped Belle Delphine related stuff within hours of each other...

@TommFoolery

4 жыл бұрын

@@needfortweed8734 Yeah, but it seems everyone loves talking about Belle lol

@needfortweed8734

4 жыл бұрын

@@TommFoolery that is true. But I thought most commentary channels had said their piece when she triumphantly returned originally.

@TommFoolery

4 жыл бұрын

@@needfortweed8734 ikr, how much more is there to say about her at this point

So many predators. And I thought I was the peak of genius for being a 12 year old girl pretending to be an 18 year old boy. 😂😂😂😂

8:52 "I wish... u could dance... with a balloon" is absolutely the most absurd thing ive read in this entire vid xD

Love this. Living it up at the Hotel California... such a lovely place, such a lovely place, such a lovely face.

I like how the first 5 minutes is just Kevin trying to explain why he’s in jail

Thanks for my daily dose of serotonin, Kevin!

The fact that they're all so in need of social attention that they let you get away with this for so long is amazing.

This is the content I never knew I needed until today, I'm laughing so much