(Sees title) yeah, that’s about right.

@IamaPERSON

5 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku YOU TOLD ME TO KILL MYSELF

@jackbudi

5 жыл бұрын

AxxL stop writing this thing it’s a lame attempt to get people to watch you

@IamaPERSON

5 жыл бұрын

@@jackbudi and he's a cultist

@thotbusters1654

5 жыл бұрын

I am a PERSON arent we cultists?

@thotbusters1654

5 жыл бұрын

I am a PERSON i mean its kevins cult but

thanks for making a video sponsor for my channel kevin

@scientificgaming1294

5 жыл бұрын

fertileprogram I didn’t realize that fertileprogram was an actual ourtuber

@bilelpearce9078

5 жыл бұрын

I will buy you more rugs

@c1nnamorollin

5 жыл бұрын

Editing this because people are annoying

@Fertile_Program

5 жыл бұрын

First name Last name wait what that’s not true

@tia8917

5 жыл бұрын

You👏are👏a👏legend.

This video is entertaining, but too short... Could the next one be a little longer?

@pacmanincargopants

5 жыл бұрын

hmmm...no

@draco5991rep

5 жыл бұрын

@@pacmanincargopants You just lost 5% of your subscribers

@NatzKulz

5 жыл бұрын

No You lost 5% of your subscribers

@hakanbalcioglu8686

5 жыл бұрын

hmmm....no

@haza1664

5 жыл бұрын

xTHECOOLGAMERx r/whooosh

"My client only speaks to people who own Atar Panther CD games" "I don't know I don't play any games, ask someone with a gaming channel" what

@theonioncat9034

3 жыл бұрын

100th like baby

@emilyvanmoslfak2295

2 жыл бұрын

Atar Panther CD was a great machine. The Upset TV Game Geek did a video on it.

@steveharvey2102

Жыл бұрын

I think that's the one where he takes a poopie on it. Sorry, I should have said, that is the best video, where he poos on something.

tomorrow is the birthday of johnny cash kevin you need to sing ring of fire it's only appropriate

@joshf6570

5 жыл бұрын

Jims ring of fire

@maxsnel5705

5 жыл бұрын

"As is tradition" would kevin say

@TheJroddude

5 жыл бұрын

I’m scared he won’t see this in time

@t20pIayer

5 жыл бұрын

@@louisfaiellaiv9936 because his been planing this

@luckymoonjoy1278

5 жыл бұрын

Yes

WHY IS MURDEROUS LOOK AN OPTION

@armandpotgieter9911

5 жыл бұрын

LEL at least it is not Kabab

@SkullMinePro

5 жыл бұрын

yes

@mickey4697

5 жыл бұрын

Shit it’s the fbi

@braydenguy907

5 жыл бұрын

Are you the new justin y? I always see you on top comments

@fbi9711

5 жыл бұрын

@@braydenguy907 Kremit the frog is the next justin y tbh

When did James Charles became a gamer

@nicovado

5 жыл бұрын

Hi, gamers!

@bakabaka6672

5 жыл бұрын

Now

@anayaw8749

4 жыл бұрын

When he collabed with Pewds 😂

@frogtoes8680

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr lol

@Flowerfairyy27

4 жыл бұрын

Womp womp womp.

7:24 you know Kevin’s angry when he says fuck instead of feck

KZreadrs Life but Kevin is one of the most genuine KZreadrs out there.

@jackbudi

5 жыл бұрын

True

@Dog1o5394

5 жыл бұрын

Unique let's say that

Prepare for a bunch of rugs to show up in your fan mail.

@homosexualitymydearwatson4109

5 жыл бұрын

I work in a store that sells rugs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@isaiahmiller6452

5 жыл бұрын

Send him a rug with Jim's face on it.

@AgnusCavichioliPereira

5 жыл бұрын

I love this community.

@captain_frozo891

3 жыл бұрын

@@AgnusCavichioliPereira it's a cult

@ariejohnson1944

3 жыл бұрын

please watch my minecraft video kzread.info/dash/bejne/qJ92scF_otnYdaQ.html

Please turn this into a series, I want to see this evolve, I don't care about any one else's series about this game, if Kevin did it then it's better

7:24 omg im literally shaking and crying rn call me kevin would never say that

@skrrskra5426

3 жыл бұрын

its fake

@noahwurz3429

3 жыл бұрын

I need a tissue I’m crying this is so sad can we hit 50 likes?

FertileProgram definitely isn't the worst KZreadr out there. There's this guy named Call Me Kevin, and he's *loads* worse

@bodie6783

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah I hate that guy

@homedepotguys8088

5 жыл бұрын

yes

@Sercil00

5 жыл бұрын

@@bodie6783 Hey, uuuh... I realized that you have a JC Denton avatar. The same one that I keep seeing everywhere lately... Have I missed something? Am I being followed by the illuminati? Oh God, I knew it would end like this. What a rotten way to die.

@jpearseed1179

5 жыл бұрын

@@Sercil00 Maximilian uses it

@ToyotaCamry-bc6qy

5 жыл бұрын

@Johnny Pearseed Yeah that guy is an asshole, All he does when he plays the sims 4 is kill people and get them pregernant

Wait do KZreadrs have a life?

@leonv.3810

5 жыл бұрын

@Trash cartoons Not at all :)

@jayyvonkush1941

5 жыл бұрын

Kevin doesnt

@roccoon9892

5 жыл бұрын

Leon Vanderlinden wdym they have a life, i thought every youtuber was a robot ó~ò

@pixel_ated

5 жыл бұрын

No.

@creperboy75perry68

5 жыл бұрын

nice joke

7:22 wow... I didn’t realize Kevin actually knew the “f” word😂

He recreated Onision’s channel in a game

@theonioncat9034

3 жыл бұрын

Who the hell is that?

@Berk009

3 жыл бұрын

TheOnionCat sit down young one, let me tell you a story about him

@TheKyrix82

3 жыл бұрын

Oh god, you're not wrong...

@toncraygirl

2 ай бұрын

Or DarksydePhil's average video

Bore ragnarok Day of the year: 56 Consecutive BR counter: 58 Days with 2 videos: 2 (1 reupload) Removed/missing videos (included in the counter): 1 Escapist 2 01.14.2019 (reuploaded)

@anthonberg7653

5 жыл бұрын

Damn you've been doing this for 58 days lol

@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens

5 жыл бұрын

My child, you are truly a valued member of the cult

@anthonberg7653

5 жыл бұрын

@@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens he is indeed

@kitty_gamer23

5 жыл бұрын

@@anthonberg7653 56 days and 58 vids boi

@anthonberg7653

5 жыл бұрын

@@kitty_gamer23 Shit well still alotta bore ragnaroks

The best youtuber plays a game about being the worst youtuber

@pineappleproductions1696

5 жыл бұрын

Facts

@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens

5 жыл бұрын

Accurate

@luckymoonjoy1278

5 жыл бұрын

Ah, the irony

@blueghost7652

5 жыл бұрын

Dino The TRex i see you in almost all these comment sections

@TheIrishDino

5 жыл бұрын

@@blueghost7652 I am Kevin's ghost, here to haunt his soul forever.

Seems to be quite accurate

@wickivicton9450

3 жыл бұрын

Yooo mr everywhere..

@gooseymoosey1630

3 жыл бұрын

you're literally in every comment section ever

@ariejohnson1944

3 жыл бұрын

@blur ok dad

@alexs.7956

2 жыл бұрын

@@ariejohnson1944 lmao

"he looks like everything I hate" *Never had I agreed more.

there's no slaves in the basement making vids for you tho

@Zoofa188_Qe

5 жыл бұрын

not yet...

@DCNRS90YT

5 жыл бұрын

@Ky Tran I don't trust that link.

@Not_Claptrap

5 жыл бұрын

@@DCNRS90YT same... But I want to click it

@macafromthewired

5 жыл бұрын

@Ky Tran nah

@itsmeimkey3587

5 жыл бұрын

@Ky Tran lol I'm not clicking that shit bud

THAT IS A LIE! Kevin, you are the best KZreadr.

@subscribetopewds4

5 жыл бұрын

We knew he’s hilarious The leader Jim says himself

@twobluestars

5 жыл бұрын

When the dear leader says it you know it's true

@tylerbtw6870

5 жыл бұрын

I’m coming for you

@MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz

5 жыл бұрын

I agree Dear Leader.

@airplaneletsplay7309

5 жыл бұрын

Yes

No matter how bad you are KZread itself will always be worse♡

@c1nnamorollin

5 жыл бұрын

The Pay & Free Gamer ok then

@siyotsistu

3 жыл бұрын

all these flavors, and you chose to be salty...

@maverickREAL

3 жыл бұрын

@@siyotsistu looks like you chose to be bitter.

Mom (in Spanish): why are you yelling Me: I’m trying to be funny

@mfThump

5 жыл бұрын

ITS NOT A PHASE MOM!!

@blueninety4393

5 жыл бұрын

mom in spanish is madre

@hilariolikeswater

5 жыл бұрын

Alexandre I was just saying my mom was speaking in Spanish

@hilariolikeswater

5 жыл бұрын

She only speaks Spanish so...

@blueninety4393

5 жыл бұрын

@@hilariolikeswater but she spoke in english it says right htere

I Find it Ironic that one of the Most Genuine and Nice KZreadrs on this Entire Site, Play's a Game where he Becomes the Worst KZreadr. I have a Deep Respect for you Kevin for so many Reasons. Thanks for Making me Smile, Cheering me up when I was Sad and for Always Being such an Amazing Guy.

@use6less

5 жыл бұрын

What about the irony of the most wholesome youtuber Kevin becoming a total psychopath in every game he plays xD

@someguy315

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah. Plus he's Irish so he'll be pretty fun when he's drunk

@chungojungo7743

5 жыл бұрын

Why the random capitalization

@nala36924

5 жыл бұрын

He knows how to have the craic for definite!

@steveharvey2102

Жыл бұрын

When you go to see your best friend, knock 3 times, saying Penny each time. What? That joke was stale 10 years ago? I don't care, me.

Real Life but Kevin is a widely-loved and greatly-appreciated human being because he produces incredible content and is astoundingly cool. Bore Ragnarok

This gave me the inspiration I needed to start my channel. Bless you, Fertile Program!

"if you want to be funny, just be loud" Pretty accurate to me

Tip-toe through the window By the window, that is where I'll be Come tip-toe through the tulips with me Tip-toe from the garden By the garden of a lily tree And tip-toe through the tulips with me Knee deep in flowers we'll stray We'll keep the showers away And if I kiss you in the garden In the moonlight, will you pardon me? And tip-toe through the tulips with me Knee deep in flowers we'll stray We'll keep the showers away And if I kiss you in the garden In the moonlight, will you pardon me? And tip-toe through the tulips with me

@ashleymatthews9128

5 жыл бұрын

You bastard now I’m gonna think about that film while I’m trying to fall asleep 😂

@aimeeetc.9779

5 жыл бұрын

why

@SarahSkittles1987

5 жыл бұрын

Damn it 🤣

@767KirbyLord

5 жыл бұрын

Tip toe through the corpses🎵

@alexasaikal2756

5 жыл бұрын

Don’t tell me people just know this song because of the movie Insidious 😓 sad

“If you want to be funny be loud!” Taken straight out of the markiplier handbook

@alexasaikal2756

5 жыл бұрын

A Neal my actual thoughts exactly 😂

@justin24vids

5 жыл бұрын

lol sad but true

4:10 that whole bit sounds like DangerouslyFunny and fits his style of humor too.

I can just actually see Kevin starting a KZread video with him screaming for like 5 minutes and then says hey it's call me Kevin right at the end 😅😅😅

@noahwurz3429

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t know why but I feel like he has

@captain_frozo891

2 жыл бұрын

Just imagine somebody who only screams as commentary and talks normally at the end as if it's the intro

Being a bad KZreadr clearly doesn't matter I mean, look at the real KZread

@rafaelalodio5116

5 жыл бұрын

Most things in KZread are bad.

@jackbudi

5 жыл бұрын

Oh god you’re right

*KZreadrs life but my mum disowned me for being to loud*

@emilyh.5676

5 жыл бұрын

Nah man

@CybernikTheHedgehog

5 жыл бұрын

No I obviously am.

@Lestatvancloud1

5 жыл бұрын

Does it matter? Lol!

"Makes him look innocent" Is that incase he murders someone, because its a very you thing to do...

@youtubeenjoyer-pf3tu

4 жыл бұрын

Is your pfp from that moonman video?

@captain_frozo891

2 жыл бұрын

Somebody needs to tell this dude if that is the moonman thing because it's been 2 years

I guess you finally got around to colouring that hair eh Kevin

At least this game doesn’t have the big oopsies KZread has done.

@jayked1444

5 жыл бұрын

Gamers are the most oppressed minority.

@jackbudi

5 жыл бұрын

Oh god don’t remind us

@neutraldood8866

5 жыл бұрын

You can't be Justin Y. :'3

@robby576

5 жыл бұрын

Facts

@user-pc9dy2yw4x

5 жыл бұрын

Imma be honest, your comments arent even funny lately

KZreadr's Life but I immediately get demonitized

@divad7137

5 жыл бұрын

Kai Owens Sub to Pewdiepie

@divad7137

5 жыл бұрын

Kai Owens I’ll find you and I will make you regret

@oskartellstrom442

5 жыл бұрын

I love you, Justin

@randomfilms3940

5 жыл бұрын

I will keep going

@mangochan7657

5 жыл бұрын

@Kai Owens loser

”if you want to be funny be loud” The Paul brothers:👁👄👁

@noahwurz3429

3 жыл бұрын

TAKE SOME NOTES

7:40 Thanks for the shout out.

Day 87 of asking Kevin to sing take me home country roads but there's only 13 days for me.

@oliwiaazarz5865

5 жыл бұрын

Yes!

@jackbudi

5 жыл бұрын

“13 days”

@audreymaroney2929

5 жыл бұрын

As a west virginian, i second this

@joanabrown8D

5 жыл бұрын

cringe

Kevin created Jake Paul by accident

@user-sf9hu2xd8j

5 жыл бұрын

Karen % sorry but you can disappoint only 1 dad

"alright, new game!" *mouse hovers over quit button*

Can confirm I moved to space when I became a KZreadr. Granted it’s the fucking slums cause I upload once a millennia but still

_How dare you call yourself the worst_

@jaxsterminator8634

3 жыл бұрын

@@aaa-eh7wv -how dare you have Walter in your pfp and name-

Day 47 of asking Kevin to bring back Baking Bad. Good thing KZreadrs Life isn’t real life then, as you are certainly not the worst.

@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens

5 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@gator8602

5 жыл бұрын

Day 8 of also asking Kevin to bring back baking bad I don't think even Kevin could mess up a loaf of bread

@RatthewMouse

5 жыл бұрын

Also agreed

@Xalvadus

5 жыл бұрын

Day 13 of supporting this statement. You know how he wouldn't be the worst? If he brought back Baking Bad.

@Prankalanka

5 жыл бұрын

KZreadr's Life but Kevin brings back Baking Bad

Just once I want to see someone do a play-through of this game and actually try to succeed

This better become a series! This is the single greatest thing I have ever seen... and I watch your Sims series!

Take Notes S E R I E S

@twinkbreaker_

5 жыл бұрын

Kek. I see what you did there.

@provingyouwrongdaily8795

5 жыл бұрын

T Series aint nothing but a bitch lasanga

@MochiiBunniie

5 жыл бұрын

Did you shave your mustache?

@RealSwampPanther

5 жыл бұрын

*outstanding move*

@ghazalaqamer9610

5 жыл бұрын

oH-

KZread’s Life but it’s the adpocalypse

Props to kevin for being the quietest gaming youtuber ever, so relaxing!

My favorite part of any of Kevins video is when Kevin zooms in on a random part of the main menu.

Kevin- If u want to be funny just be loud *my mind* BORE RAGNAROCK!!!!!!

@MidnightDrake

5 жыл бұрын

ALL HAIL THE LORD AND SAVIOR CALL ME KEVIN: BORE RAGNAROK SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's impossible for Kevin to be a bad youtuber.

@whatpudding5599

5 жыл бұрын

Mhm

@jackbudi

5 жыл бұрын

True

Your character is just the spitting image of James Charls

sometime, I miss Grognak the Destroyer Attorney at Law's GTA V saga....Also CDD/Joefudge

KZreadrs Life but Kevin is one of my favorite KZreadrs

@John-oo6ng

5 жыл бұрын

Kevin is my fav tuber

It's ok, Kevin. You're OUR worst youtuber.

@garagebois3035

5 жыл бұрын

Communist detected on American soil

That person wait two days in your room to say they won't ask for help again. Simply incredible gameplay right there. That's what I'm subscribed for!

Kevin don’t ever stop what you’re doing you make me laugh on a Daily and better overeat from a half a world away

MAKE THIS A SERIES PLEASE

@morganseppy5180

5 жыл бұрын

That would be meta

KZreadrs life but my fans just keep saying bore ragnarock

So happy for your new internet Kevin. Can't wait, update us about your internet ever single week

wow , he doesn’t look like jim pickens . congratulations , you’re evolving

1:12 But there's a randomize button on the right of the text box...

*KZreadr's Life but I'm the best KZreadr

@Nahan_Boker94

5 жыл бұрын

Goddammit...

@PiggyPorkchop

5 жыл бұрын

Im going to smell your hair while you sleep Justin.

@2coolcase572

5 жыл бұрын

Justin Y. Are you gonna survive the adpocalypse 2.0?

@mr_oreoman

5 жыл бұрын

Dang you're here too?

@mysteryowlfilms1089

5 жыл бұрын

Wow

A holiday would be a good video Kevin, you really deserve one haha

Please do more of this Kevin! !!

Since IDEA is in this game, does it take place in the same universe as Escape from Tarkov?

@noname117spore

5 жыл бұрын

@Ancient Rain03 Wasn't intended to be, but after seeing the title of their most recent video I understand how you could get that impression.

"he looks like everything I hate" Kevin you made him in your image...

@eaterofworlds7688

5 жыл бұрын

Alex Quade exactly

Kevin this video was one of the best in awhile keep up the good work

I stayed up watching Kevin's videos on my birthday yesterday but I didn't realize this was up until now and it says uploaded on 25th

Much love Kevin!!

"HOW DO I KILL??" -Kevin 2019

"He looks like everything I hate" So relatable.

You know I didn't take notice of this until about a quarter in the video, you should have named your character Phil and channel name DSP since you made every choice he does as a person! HEY-OH!!!

You are the best gamer in Europe, probably the world too.

Kevin is the opposite of the title Can I donate to your rug fund?

@aspen1713

5 жыл бұрын

Robby Rankins you could always join his Patreon or the premium KZread subscriber thing :) Gotta afford those rugs somehow!

Lol, this was a good one! Cant wait to see the other adventures of Subscribe when he leaves the tyranical grasp of his mom

Please make this a series

This isn’t tuber simulator smh

@ELIJAH-go6dd

5 жыл бұрын

Boi it says KZreadrs life in da title

@David-ru9cg

5 жыл бұрын

@@ELIJAH-go6dd tuber simulator is better

@ELIJAH-go6dd

5 жыл бұрын

@@David-ru9cg it doesn't say KZreadrs simulator tho

@dylang1138

5 жыл бұрын

@@ELIJAH-go6dd he's talking about Pewdiepie's Tuber Simulator you uncultured swine

@jackbudi

5 жыл бұрын

Ikr

*looks at title* Wait i thought youtubers dont have a life

@snowmanleblanc6053

5 жыл бұрын

totally not a kevin fan85671 jim Pickens is god lmao gg

@ataxia6001

5 жыл бұрын

B, B, B, BURNED

Love your style of video how have i never found you before today?!?!

i wanna see more of this game. you made it hilarious

Day 1 of asking Kevin to play The Wolf Among Us or the Uncharted series

@PhoeNiXz89

5 жыл бұрын

I second The Wolf Among Us

@whothefisalys

5 жыл бұрын

Same he has so many choices to mess around xD

@Sky_FMJ

5 жыл бұрын

Goodluck bruh

@ohyeahyeah6313

5 жыл бұрын

Day 1 of asking you to stop about the shitty uncharted series but seconding the wolf among us

@onMrVycka

5 жыл бұрын

Wolf Among Us would be great!

He should make this game into a series it wouldn’t be as good as Sims 4 or Desperate Housewives but it might be interesting to see what he does in later stages of the game

i was actually thinking of the fact that Kevin doesn't really talk about himself a bunch while i was watching another one of his videos. tbh i would love to hear about your personal life, Kevin:)

This was a combination of funny and frustrating at the same time

Empire Planet II looks like the sequel crossover between Rome Total War and Empire Earth that we all didn't know we needed

@justin24vids

5 жыл бұрын

The game we need.. but dont deserve..

Your KZreadr's Life character got more subscribers in five minutes screaming than 6 months of actual content, damn KZread's hard...

@justin24vids

5 жыл бұрын

lol okay good, I wasn't the only feelsbadman there lol

I really wanted ur character when u created him to say HEY SISTERS

Please do more of these Kevin

You are the best gamer in the world! Because you killed everyone else.

@user-mg3dz8dm3i

5 жыл бұрын

That is deep ma dude

But thats a call me Kevin simulator

Kevin: He looks like everything I hate. James Charles: Hold my Anxiety Pills

@TainteedLove

5 жыл бұрын

* James Charles: Hold my Pinkity Drinkity

Also congratulations on your new internet and I, for one, am interested in your personal life ☺️

Jim Pickens.

@sosaaaa22

5 жыл бұрын

Our dear leader

@kiwifit620

5 жыл бұрын

Lord and savior.

@jackbudi

5 жыл бұрын

Jim Pickens? More like Bore Ragnarok

@NearlyH3adlessNick

5 жыл бұрын

@@jackbudi Bore Ragnarok? More like Jim Pickens!

@jackbudi

5 жыл бұрын

NearlyH3adlessNick “Bore Ragnarok? More like Jim Pickens!”? More like Bore Ragnarok

Three Cheers For Kevin's Internet Upgrade!

@justin24vids

5 жыл бұрын

There! Three thumbs up :)

Did kevin just claim ‏socks and sandals as his own idea? ‏everybody knows that's a Linus thing.

Oh my God, this is where he got the Idea from to dye his Hair in Hay Bale Colour.