"You might think you're showing your guns but only your spotter is openly carrying" holy fuck, nice 10/10

"And why the fuck do people wear sleeveless hoodies? Be warm. Expose arms. Pick one!" ahahahahahahahhaha!

@marmite4life599

8 жыл бұрын

I wear sleeveless hoodies just to block out all the distractions with my hood up. And it stops me getting sweat everywhere.

@CursedWheelieBin

8 жыл бұрын

+Marmite4life Why don't you just say you like how they look and you wanna show your arms off? There's nothing wrong with that. You don't need to come up with bullshit excuses when you have total online anonymity.

@TheShowgunofHarlem

8 жыл бұрын

ROBO - But he did give his explanation... he just said he likes the hood up to block out distractions and also he doesnt get sweat anywhere.

@thecharliechan

8 жыл бұрын

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@TheRealDemocat

8 жыл бұрын

oohhh so that's why you're always wearing them. Because they were designed by you for you. thanks for clearing that up.

Smaller by the day was really good today. Thanks for making me laugh like a moron at work.

@chromecannon2536

8 жыл бұрын

"She's facing the wrong way RIGHT BABE!?"

@2ndCitySES17

6 жыл бұрын

Chromecannon Maybe she likes rubbing it through her hair after the finish. Preferences

"Fuck you Elgin" gets me everytime

@ineedaname004

8 жыл бұрын

yeah with the long face :D :D

@ERFireworks

8 жыл бұрын

hahahahah he needs to roast vince g again

@cbro412

8 жыл бұрын

Right that shit is funny af. lmao

Sleeveless hoodies are like sweater vests. To quote Demetri Martin: "Leave me alone, can't you see I'm cold just right here?" *gestures towards midsection*

@Randy-Rhoades

8 жыл бұрын

xD

@jspin1103

8 жыл бұрын

Yup, I worked with a fucktard that wore shorts and a parka. I think they do it for attention.

'Be warm, expose arms' pick one...that was on point af LMAO *subscribed'

"You might think you're showing your guns ........ BUT ONLY YOUR SPOTTER IS OPENLY CARRYING." ? BAARRRSSS !!!!!!

how does this have 7K dislikes? This dude is hilarious!

@Spar7anProjec7

6 жыл бұрын

Scuba Bro you bring up o'hearn and the fanboys arrive like a flock of migratory birds

@Adino1

6 жыл бұрын

Spar7anProjec7 Mike O'Genetics, tbh it is hard to hate on him.

@Spar7anProjec7

6 жыл бұрын

Adino1 yeah but there is still no need for his fans to gather and dislike/hate comment everything involving their god, i think that's a cult more than a fanclub

@nylawilliams3420

5 жыл бұрын

Nah he made the vid worse with the voice over in my opinion

@davidzepeda3951

5 жыл бұрын

Probably crossfiters

You removed Vince G out of KZread. Thank you sir.

@blackerhawk1508

8 жыл бұрын

don't forget mike chang

@tdylan

8 жыл бұрын

Vince finally quit? The last video I saw of him was Elgin roasting Vince for trying to hitch himself to another black guy named Chris, while trying to convince us that he might compete after his "cut."

@superAmaster

7 жыл бұрын

66 likes

Some of this roasting material is legit fire

@Puss1man

3 жыл бұрын

*all

I feel like Elgin puts wayyyyy too much energy into the most clever roast sequences. I love it

"SHOOOP... AHHHH!" -Rich Piana lmao

Gotta upload at 2:30am on Friday to confuse the body, right babe? With the CrossShit Games upon us, the next "Gym Idiots" will probably have more CrossShit footage than usual. I also plan on an "Exercises in Futility" video when the clips of the big-name exercisers go online.

@tms1236

8 жыл бұрын

Ok

@randompasserby4575

8 жыл бұрын

Do some Rio Olympics Commentary ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@lumluk

8 жыл бұрын

+CarrotsBecause oh that would be good. He also needs to make like 10 min vids

@DarthConflictus

8 жыл бұрын

Expecting a forecast of heavy spinal discs pouring down and humidity levels rising from angry CrossShitters perspireing while ego lifting.

@hughwatmeight

8 жыл бұрын

4:30 pm in Sydney. I'm not complaining.

Lets be honest, you came here for the girl. 2:22 bros.

@doubledoubleandfries

8 жыл бұрын

real question is: who is she?

@THEBIRDMAN9412

8 жыл бұрын

doubledoubleandfries We may never know, Im gonna go get a drink so I can forget about her... haha jk

@paulsacharski9027

8 жыл бұрын

malinmallejansson

@doubledoubleandfries

8 жыл бұрын

p ski you da real MVP

@Transit_my-way

8 жыл бұрын

you win for originality

OMG you just went to town on the guy rowing the girl. I died laughing.

"nothing like going to town on white walls" those are tractor tires "what? " lmao

I've watched your videos for a while now and this one gave me a tickle. The comedic relief is spot on brother, keep the great videos coming!

The Captain Planet blue balls line was brilliant.

Not in the a.m., bro. Not in the a.m.

@MikeDunn

8 жыл бұрын

Watching this at 8:16am.

@tanz5275

7 жыл бұрын

Holy shit Im watching it at 8:16 am too -_-

holy shit, need to write some of these insults down. Fucking gold

Goddamn that Surf Ninjas reference, I thought I was the only one who saw that movie

@CursedWheelieBin

8 жыл бұрын

At times, I've wondered if I just imagined it

@indelebi

8 жыл бұрын

Sega Game Gear ftw

@wontoonaki

8 жыл бұрын

i was thinking the same. WOW. forgot all about that movie

@Fif5t0014

7 жыл бұрын

This is the exact comment I was looking to find. Kwansu, dude. Kwansu.

@andrewevers2420

6 жыл бұрын

Pretty much the same, but it's a film with Rob Schneider so I can see why others wouldn't watch it.

Haven't seen the Dingleberry in a while on your videos. Who's going to pull the "Most Autistic"?

@insaiyan9316

8 жыл бұрын

You can catch him on netflix

i was feeling down and was sad.....but man You brighten my day, Thanks so much! Easily one of the best KZreadrs out there....keep up the good work.

"You might think you are showing your guns, but only your spotter is open carrying" LOL Great line. So perfect.

"dangerous curve ahead", that got me. hahaha

Rich is going to slap u , u better never go to his booth

@heydudesfromthebronycringe8422

8 жыл бұрын

then COE LAB

@gzamro

8 жыл бұрын

I would let rich slap me, because I'll be rich after.

@cchristmas8750

8 жыл бұрын

With what his needle

@learnzz9255

8 жыл бұрын

It's not a joke, it's a warning

@jimbovice9341

8 жыл бұрын

+Learnzz sure, cause he surely just slapped Genova without getting his okay from him. Piana talks so much shit but when confronted by a shirt stuffing antman, he did nothing and wouldn't even slap box with him, so.... Zero

Man you've gotten really, really good at this =D Was always entertained by your videos, but it just keeps getting better!

The level of snark and sarcasm in this video is great. Love it!! Welcome to the "sarcasshole" brotherhood good sir.

Holy shit! A Class Act reference? That was amazing.

Its Dec of 2019 and I love to come back and rewatch the old classic videos, and they are still funny. These never get old.

Hey, thanks for the great funny channel and hilarious content. I've been having a stressed week at work and your vid's gave me some laughs to put me through the otherwise hectic day. Keep it up!

OMFG the Captain Planet reference though :)

How can you claim to do a military press and only move the bar like 6 inches? C'mon bruh.

@effit300

8 жыл бұрын

"I'm doing werk!"

@sup3rk3wlp3rson

8 жыл бұрын

no you see that was a "miliatary press" it isolates the ligament in the elbows totally legit

@beefwellington6868

8 жыл бұрын

sup3rk3wlp3rson My mistake, haha.

@johnnycto7576

8 жыл бұрын

A guy at my gym does fully 7 inches! And he likes sleeveless hoodies, too.

@robertpaulson3897

6 жыл бұрын

John Nycto is that guy you? Heard you like 7inches.. But seriously that dude only pressed 4inches.. Between the racks

Holy shit a pink sock joke. I fucking love you EI.

@RickyKwokMath

8 жыл бұрын

First time I've heard it. siiiiiiiiick haha

@hallmonitor98

8 жыл бұрын

i just googles it, now I know what it means consequences

@DOKTORPUSZ

8 жыл бұрын

It wasn't Elgin who made the joke, it was Rich Piana.

@smithcubs

8 жыл бұрын

should i google it, or will I regret it?

@_Cato_

8 жыл бұрын

Like, was that funny? I'm not ragging on Elg, he's usually on point, but was mentioning pink sock THAT great?

The comments he makes are so clever this is why I love this channel 😂

So much comedic gold in this one :D

the black guy at 0:36 is maro itoje, he's a professional and international rugby player who weighs 118kg (260lb)

@arq7119

5 жыл бұрын

James Darby s

Your videos are actually incredibly on point, witty and sharp. Thanks for keeping us entertained.

This video is a classic. I find myself coming back to it.

HOLY CRAP! A SURF NINJAS REFERENCE! ONE OF THE BEST MOVIES OF MY CHILDHOOD AND I CAN NEVER FIND ANYONE WHO HAS SEEN IT! LOVE THIS FREAKIN CHANNEL!

I miss the old intro though

@dominickd16

8 жыл бұрын

Do you play cs go? I've played a guy with that exact name and profile picture

@im_Smitty

8 жыл бұрын

+dominickd16 Nah bruh only dota 2, if you don't know me you should probably rewatch Spongebob season 3 episode 6b

@Nutmegp

8 жыл бұрын

rofl

@dominickd16

8 жыл бұрын

+Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen oh lol that name and picture is used often then

@pikebasss

8 жыл бұрын

He was number 1!

Extrepic!

@JeffM375

8 жыл бұрын

Why did toy collaborate with jason genova

@TehCalliari

8 жыл бұрын

FUCK OFF NICK, WHERE ARE YOUR SHOULDERS BY THE WAY?

@Jonathan_Jacko

8 жыл бұрын

+David Davidson fkn hater !!!!!

You destroy everyone without a care I love you 😂😂

I binge watched a bunch of your videos, and I didn’t even remember to subscribe until the end if this video. So demanding! LoL

I'm just going to say, I'd be happy to hit the depth he hit with 585 on my shoulders.

The way you said "miliatary press" hahahaha. Epic man!

I just came across your channel 4 hours ago. Love these videos! Keep them coming!

you never disappoint lol

the cat deadlifting, good shit. hey if you don't have dedication to get fit, just lift heavy and do bizarre exotic workouts to trick yourself into thinking people are impressed when they are watching you. We are all just laughing.

Guy reminds me of Penguin0

@minhhaiinh8313

4 жыл бұрын

MoistCr1tikal

@5udimax

4 жыл бұрын

@@minhhaiinh8313 just Cr1tiKaL

@starfeel6127

4 жыл бұрын

Except he's better

Bwahahahahahaha!!! Your commentary is classic bro!! Where have I been all my life!!

😂😂😂😂ur vids actually make burst out laughing...excellent..rite babe..👍👍👍

2:25 is why I'm here.

2:25 That's what I call a good time girl. Probably not marriage material, but still good to have around

Rich: I see white wall. Elgin :those are tractor tires. F'n gold, lol.

This guy, excellent videos, always outspoken, and clever comebacks, keep it up!

get you weight up? How bout you put that weight down a little lower first...

I wear sleeveless hoodies for the Belichick/goat look

"You may think you have guns but your spotter is the only one open carrying" DAMN GOLD

Just stumbled across this channel and instant subscribe! Haha epic

Liked before watching tho

the black guy in 2nd video is England Rugby player Mario Itoje SERIOUSLY LOOK HIM UP he's a beast

@sarakhh1892

5 жыл бұрын

Nathan Mernock i don't think its the same person dude

This is so wonderful :'D Instant sub, where have you been all these years? :D

Ha, you're commentary is wall-to-wall hilarious man! Don't blink or you'll miss a zinger. With all the prep vids surfacing for the upcoming x-fit games, I figure you're knee-deep in a target rich environment. I always look forward to your vids, keep it up!

is this narrated by Napoleon Dynamite?

Miliatary presses yo I'm edumacated

OMG your commentary is AMAZING HAHAHAHAHHAHA subbed

hilarious sh*t bro, first ever video I've seen of yours... good work keep it up

7.9k crossfit people disliked the video😂😂

What does the inner city joke means?

@BryonLape

8 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I'm lost on that one too.

@ilmpyt

8 жыл бұрын

I wanna know too...

@saxabass

8 жыл бұрын

Reference to Jason Blaha's racist comments on a video of his.

@jamminontheway1222

8 жыл бұрын

Yeah, guys, check out the inner city explanation video I posted.

@smufr9277

8 жыл бұрын

i just watched that bc i was curious ab the vid n that shit was fuckin great

Omfg!!! Your roasts are the best!!!!

you never fail to make me laugh. you rock

Spay and neuter your crossfitters and egolifters.

@joshuahettinger9287

8 жыл бұрын

Correction: you only need the first part for crossfitters.

just came here for that chick though..

@raydology9584

8 жыл бұрын

me to... some shot!

@thomasziegler719

7 жыл бұрын

yup

@carloslugo9457

5 жыл бұрын

Same lol

@Tinr2d2

5 жыл бұрын

Her instagram is @malinmallejansson

White sock, black sock, pink sock... That's gold, Jerry!

I love these guys video.

why does he say "zero" at the end of each video?

@jamminontheway1222

8 жыл бұрын

For the amount of reps / work that was accomplished. Zero reps. You'll see him counting off reps in some other videos, like: "zero, zero, zero,...." because they don't complete a single proper rep.

@GypsyKingTF

8 жыл бұрын

+Jammin Ontheway Stop reading comments and work on a bloho song pt. 2, now.

@robertpetrea23

8 жыл бұрын

ah cool thanks

This might sound crazy but maybe you post a video of you working out once in a while

@alexr.5659

6 жыл бұрын

BigZeus175 I know I’m a year late, but he has posted videos of him lifting multiple times. If you actually went on his channel and looked through his videos you’d see them.

Bro. So funny. I only wish you did more of these. Like every day. By far the funniest fitness/comedy channel around.

These videos are so good.

im 5'5" and 140 😢😢 but im also 14 lol

That second guy who squatted actually wasn't terrible.

@dznArro

7 жыл бұрын

Brad CalwellProd first and second wasn't bad at all . i guess this guy just wants to see people hit ATG.

@Ryan_2112

7 жыл бұрын

Brad CalwellProd Yeah i agree. It was parallel atleast.

@ekzpo3876

6 жыл бұрын

What are you talking about? His thigh was parallel to the ground. You could make an argument that he was maybe 1" too high, but it's good for powerlifting standards

@emailjwr

6 жыл бұрын

on my screen at the bottom of the movement his thigh is at 30-40 degrees lmao ... what are you smoking dude, i want some

@justingarssacoche

5 жыл бұрын

Ryan Sprenkels also half reps are harder are the knees

Some of those lines were savage hahaha "only your spotter is openly carrying"😂😂😂

your video is so cool! great watching with your commentary.

subscribed just to unsubscribe

@mariomoreno3009

8 жыл бұрын

lmfao

@dbzkhalid01

8 жыл бұрын

+Mario Moreno wasn't even a joke though😂😂

@mariomoreno3009

8 жыл бұрын

dbzkhalid01 didnt really laugh either. I just dont like this bitter lame fggt. Trying hard to sound all witty and funny in his monotone tired voice

The guy deadlifting has a straight lower back though, only a rounded upper back. Valid lifting technique, get your shit together

@matcoddy6097

8 жыл бұрын

the thoracic spine (upper back rounding) is indeed a great powerlifting technique

@matcoddy6097

8 жыл бұрын

is the plates the girl?? lol

Holy shit I'm dying. I love this dry monotone humor subbed

that rich piano voice lolll you are a king troll love it

your messing up. That's Mike O'Hearn your talking shit on. He didn't rejoice after that squat. He's what 45 years old ? And been bossing weight for over 20 years strong. The guy is dedicated daily

@EpictheEpicest

8 жыл бұрын

Mark Rippetoe is 60 and can still squat to good depth. What's your point?

@EpicShadeSlayerSauce

6 жыл бұрын

And his form wasnt even that horrible. He got down to 90 degrees which is perfectly fine.

@zacharygreene1979

6 жыл бұрын

Video is out of context, he was demonstrating something about the squat. He can absolutely go ATG with way more weight than that. Guy making these "diss" video's sounds like a pacifier suckin pussy, needs to get the fuck off the couch and train and quit worrying about what everybody else is doing

@justingarssacoche

5 жыл бұрын

EpicShadeSlayerSauce his form was shit A to Z

You don't sound like a very pleasant person.

@ygsm1337

8 жыл бұрын

its called being in character

@TeetoPlastic

8 жыл бұрын

The character is "an asshole"?

@ygsm1337

8 жыл бұрын

Barba Ro Yes, don't expect 90% of the people on youtube to be the same way in real life as they are on here. Even the nice ones. Especially the nice ones.

@jonoisgood

8 жыл бұрын

the character is making fun of people's shitty lifting

@loplop019

6 жыл бұрын

he's an insecure douchebag, who derives all his self-worth from other retards who lift slightly worse than him

by far your best vid!

I swear these get better by the upload 😂😂😂

if you wanna enjoy this video mute it...

@poppinshine9203

6 жыл бұрын

Thts th best reply yet

@KarlHerzog

5 жыл бұрын

Prolly cuz you're dumb enough to not understanding anything the dude is saying, make more brain gains goddamit

dude, I truly enjoy your videos...you are very smart and funny as hell....the high altitude surfer is likely the most crazy one I have ever seen.....

lol I love this guy. Thank god I found your channel. suscribed

New sub. Laughing my head off! Keep it up!

I’ve watched before but coming back to it is just as funny if not more. Thanks!

great work. a lot of thought went into that captain planet bit. one of your best!

another great one

That was gold. The captain planet joke was great ctfu