Why am I thinking those new dummies will be registered to vote.

@danielknepper6884

Жыл бұрын

And if you do not allow that then you're homophobic and xenophobic and Arachnophobic every other phobic😂😅

@justlucky8254

Жыл бұрын

Because that's a very good possibility at this point.

@markotto4281

Жыл бұрын

5 out of every 4 crash test dummies voted for Biden in the last election. That was AFTER testing, of course. The repeated head trauma can explain a lot.

@MrClobbertime

Жыл бұрын

Because the old ones already are.

@1nerdse

Жыл бұрын

Are we sure about thatM

How are they going to tell what a female crash dummy is? They can't tell you what a woman is 🤣

@jancoley9051

Жыл бұрын

Haha. Truth

@janos5408

Жыл бұрын

Can't the dummies they have just identify as woman as save us 20 million dollars. And what about the other 90 + genders.

@richfreund2795

Жыл бұрын

Good one.And spot on accurate.😲😲😲😜😂😂😂

@tomperry1048

Жыл бұрын

Inflatable FCTDs are sold in book stores.

@Honest_Grifter

Жыл бұрын

They already have 2 adult female crash test dummy variants in operation, they're 1 inch shorter and 2 pounds lighter than the new proposed variant, but everyone is talking like they don't exist... this administration is useless

Why the hell is there an 80 year old woman with blue hair holding a seat in our gov't? Smdh

@changingoftheguard7256

Жыл бұрын

Forget the gender of that thing how did it escape the church basement🧟. 🤺The Lord compells you!!

@bradlong2382

Жыл бұрын

​@@changingoftheguard7256 I'm just hoping it won't turn its head around backward, and spew green puke 😮

@user-ch7wn5fk8d

Жыл бұрын

Its not a woman.

As far as I recall, they already HAVE female dummies (as well as child sized ones too) so this is definitely a distraction.. so, just what IS that $25M actually for?

@KOS2SOK

Жыл бұрын

Hunter Bidens defense team

@c.j.l.763

Жыл бұрын

Buttigedge needs a new dildo.

@Driver-ur9mf

Жыл бұрын

Exactly

@skynjaydensdaddy

Жыл бұрын

Their pockets

@user-oo4fd3rt6f

Жыл бұрын

@@Driver-ur9mf hello Dwayne Jone

Instead of worrying about the gender of crash dummies, how about they repair the roads? It would be pretty useful.

@bitburg40

Жыл бұрын

That would be racist. 😂

@bobwild9995

Жыл бұрын

But......if they repaired the roads, that would cut down on the crashes, and would eliminate 20+% of the crash dummies, that would be hitting the unemployment lines......🤔 Possibly emulating a government program 😲 Bad enough that we're out here dodging the "Distracted" drivers now....😡

@Fugi-ev4ps

Жыл бұрын

Oh hell no, they can't repair the roads,that would make sense. You just can not have sense in the potato's regime! FJB FKH FNP FCS FAS FFBI and FDUMBOCRAPS!

@markotto4281

Жыл бұрын

We'll have none of that, thank you!

@rickwilliams967

Жыл бұрын

I kinda wish both sides would shut the hell up about gender. Literally the smallest issue we have to deal with right now. Save lives first, deal with feelings later.

All of the people losing their homes, cars and sanity since this man has been in office, this is what they choose to spend money on. Unbelievable!

@arielsea9087

Жыл бұрын

Plausible deniability and you’ll like it.

@thistle76

Жыл бұрын

Correction spend YOUR tax dollars on

@ellierivera5519

Жыл бұрын

@@thistle76 Our tax money! 🤢.

@Dosbomber

Жыл бұрын

Ukraine must have asked them to stop sending all the US Dollars over there.. they're probably literally drowning in an ocean of them at this point.

@changingoftheguard7256

Жыл бұрын

At least they haven't put a bullet proof vest on Biden. Yet😂🤣😂

And this is why we are 25 Trillion in debt.

Smaller crash dummies have been around forever. They even have kid dummies. Always have. This is money behind a cloke.

@sriddle3569

Жыл бұрын

Correct!

@Honest_Grifter

Жыл бұрын

Yup!!! They have at least two adult female dummy designs currently in operation, this is wildly unnecessary

@user-sl4hx8vs9w

Жыл бұрын

@@Honest_Grifterthat’s not the point 😉😉

@Anon-xd3cf

Жыл бұрын

What is a "cloke"?

@user-sl4hx8vs9w

Жыл бұрын

@@Anon-xd3cf didn’t they teach you to use context in 3rd grade reading? It’s obviously a typo. Let me spell it out for ya… CLOAK

Are we now just ASSUMING the gender of crash test dummies???

@selfan4evr

Жыл бұрын

Do they think that the crash test dummies are going to be upset because there are no female ones? These people are insane. They don't even care about the feelings of REAL women, or the lives of the unborn, but we need "equity" for inanimate objects? Un - freaking - believable.

@Fugi-ev4ps

Жыл бұрын

Yep! But what about non-binary xyzmouse genders?

@jayrowe6473

Жыл бұрын

No, we're wasting time discussing the distractions that the worthless democraps toss our way.

@enigma9971

Жыл бұрын

Their pronouns are dumb and dumber I always thought

@helldg1

Жыл бұрын

Next step will be a color of the dummies

Best line! The government would never allow people to put untested 💩 in their bodies! 👏

the $20 million dollars is just to draft an initial report to form a committee to arrange for a zoom meeting to discuss what to have for lunch.

There are plenty of human dummies in the government you could hire

@javtimestwo

Жыл бұрын

Start with the GOP. The supposed party of personal responsibility that refuses to take any. The big lie from Fox duped the Fox viewers 😂

@yankee2666

Жыл бұрын

@@javtimestwo What big lie?

@javtimestwo

Жыл бұрын

@@yankee2666 Fox: "We are pleased to have reached a settlement of our dispute with Dominion Voting Systems. We acknowledge the court’s rulings finding certain claims about Dominion to be false."

@arielsea9087

Жыл бұрын

Start with Biden shaking hands with imaginary people.

@heleneallen9607

Жыл бұрын

@@javtimestwoSo who duped YOU?!...🙄 I'm pretty sure I could guess.😏😑😂😂😎

What do you expect when the only apparent prerequisite for being a teacher these days is a tik-tok account, purple hair, and a nose'ring

@tazzbeauty

Жыл бұрын

Purple hair is fun I love mine

@sherlockhomo-ph4su

Жыл бұрын

It requires a college degree, something you don't have.

@UniversalPatriots

Жыл бұрын

Agreed

@brianb8489

Жыл бұрын

Fake news

@MakKoda

Жыл бұрын

Republicans want teachers to be armed guards while teaching lol

So if you're an actor/actress then you can get away with murdering whomever they want to....without being charged with a crime. Unbelievable 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

@ronnienoneyabusiness2844

Жыл бұрын

Or a cop

I can't believe how dumb we're getting in America. This is not sustainable.

@allseeingotto2912

Жыл бұрын

((( All by design )))

3 thousand $ for the dummy. 24,997,000 $ to define "what is a woman".

@changingoftheguard7256

Жыл бұрын

He spent it on ice cream and kids to fuuk

@robertdunlap7641

Жыл бұрын

exactly man these people in charge of this country are complete idiots.

@ruthegan8524

Жыл бұрын

Heaven help us,and heaven will.

Dagen, Kennedy and Kat? Dang….more badass women tonite than in the entire Biden admin! 😎

@chreg89

Жыл бұрын

One would be enough.

@PhilipFear

Жыл бұрын

@@chreg89 One's never enough ‼️😉‼️

@anacc3257

Жыл бұрын

@@PhilipFear Just one libertarian woman is already too much 😭

@selfan4evr

Жыл бұрын

Well, his administration IS bad, and they ARE asses... 😂😂😂

@cormaccassidy2668

Жыл бұрын

Greatful for weirdos like you, more real women for me

Greg don't ever do away with Friday's leftovers I look forward to this all week long

@davedwave7

Жыл бұрын

Those were so good today.

This administration has gone off the rails now. Now I can’t wait for my mortgage to go up because I have good credit

The Baldwin joke had Me spraying My beer out My nose and across the room.... Thanks Greg, and it was Coors Lite ‼️😉‼️

@andrewphillips8341

Жыл бұрын

Umm why are you drinking lite beer?

@Tonyoh.

Жыл бұрын

Isn't Coors made by A.B?.

@user-sl4hx8vs9w

Жыл бұрын

Watch out it’s the beer police! 🚔🚔🚔🚓🚓🚓👮👮👮👮👮👮

@YouTube_MusicStyle

Жыл бұрын

🔴🔵 he's drinking budlight! get him! 🚔

@leakybagofmeat8734

Жыл бұрын

Coors went woke before Budweiser did, both are crap beer.

Nobody can crack me up like Greg Gutfeld! Straight facts with a twist. Keep up the great work Greg, love your show!!!!! 🇺🇸

@nicoledeberry1155

Жыл бұрын

I always watch for morning laughs

@usmcforever7630

Жыл бұрын

He couldn’t walk a straight line if his life depended on it

It’s just plain wrong what all these congressmen and women are doing!!! They waste Taxpayers money because it’s not their money!!! WE THE PEOPLE should start voicing these concerns!!!

@linda1909

Жыл бұрын

I know since our politicians vote on our social security raises. How about we the people vote on our politicians raises and when they want Money.for projects

@angellee5769

Жыл бұрын

Hey Orville, if you gave them $10 each and kicked them into the street, how long do you think they would survive? 😆

@angellee5769

Жыл бұрын

@@51502 that's why they are so eager to throw it around.

@UEHighCouncilMember

Жыл бұрын

Unity is the most powerful weapon humankind can make use of.

@orvilleortiz8616

Жыл бұрын

@@UEHighCouncilMember No!!! We’re are pier United!!! Yes, but acknowledging first The Son of God Jesus Christ over everything is more powerful than anything in this world and beyond!!! God create it the world!!! Prayer is the most Powerful weapon against evil and evil has a hand on the politicians now,corruption and deception lies….. We must unite and Acknowledge God over everything

In today's episode of how the government wastes our time and money

The alec baldwin joke was spot on...all i had to say while laughing was touche to that!

@tomgunn8004

Жыл бұрын

Look up the definition of touche!

@anairenemartinez165

Жыл бұрын

I thought Trump should hire Alec defense team

I want my tax money back when test results create more questions than answers.

Love Gutfeld from Australia ❤️🇦🇺

The "leftover" jokes are always the best. We should have leftovers more often.

This show is not only phantastic because of Greg BUT OF HIS GUESTS. Kat Timps & Tyrus are one of my absolute favourites.

@nilebaker3729

Жыл бұрын

They're not guests. They're his sidekicks, Tyrus just can't always be there because he also wrestles.

Hilarious collection of humorous jokes/sharp-witted people on this show!! THANK YOU ALL!! Comedy helps heal the mind!!

Those were some of the best “leftovers” I’ve seen…those were all pretty great

Best leftover segment I've seen

They already have crash test dummies in all shapes and sizes for men and women. They even have child crash test dummies. We need to make sure they don’t put the child crash test dummies on hormone blockers…

@arielsea9087

Жыл бұрын

Now they’ll tell us the dummies have had it and want to sue for damages to their bodies.

20 million? $19,000,000 for mayor Pete and $1,000,000 for his wife. Or is Pete the wife?

"Yeh, Volkswagen, get one a these" Best ad ever!

So thankful for the SMART humor. I would have no tolerance for these stupid stories without poking fun at the absurdity. ALL of you - thank you.

there are so many people who want these crash test dummy jobs . True , for the insurance claim.

Some of those left over jokes should have been in them.. How about joe and dorkas and Kamala as the crash test dummies.

@brianb8489

Жыл бұрын

Fake news

@Somee989

Жыл бұрын

Kamala is a dude. No joke. I studied anatomy for over 40 years... NO DOUBT. Hollyweird is Totally trans. Hardly any normal. REALLY & was always this way. Take a close look at candid pictures of Judy Garland. Its a male. The extra long arms are a side effect of castration. Look at Lucy Ball=DUDE. Its easy to see if you know what to look for.

@TraditionalAnglican

Жыл бұрын

How would we know the Joe Biden CTD had suffered a severe head injury or that Kamala had injured her knees??

@SteamvilleQuintet

Жыл бұрын

​ @Brian B < Fake person

@HolyRoller-gj2zo

Жыл бұрын

Hey, wait a minute, don't be insulting the crash test dummies, at least they do something good

Gutfeld love your work. It's comedy with education.

'makes old men drool ' guilty

4:51..The Ice Cream joke was the highlight because it is right on point.

Gutfeld finishes the week as #1 once again!!

@stephanest-germain2996

Жыл бұрын

And Fox News with a lost of 787M $

@soakupthesunman

Жыл бұрын

​@@stephanest-germain2996 cope

@commonsense3921

Жыл бұрын

@soakupthesunman I think it’s Fox that have to cope…..Goof

@sherlockhomo-ph4su

Жыл бұрын

@@soakupthesunman why would she need to cope? That didn't even make sense lol

@manoftruth0935

Жыл бұрын

@@stephanest-germain2996 still far far less than CNN lost just one hour ago. And that’s Disney losing money in box office for Marvel and Pixar, you got that confused. Fox only makes money, Disney pisses it away.

I thought men and women weren’t biologically DIFFERENT WHAT IS WRONG WITH THWM

I totally agree. Why put people out of work with dummies.🤣

How do they know how the crash test dummy identifies? 😂

@edgargad2941

Жыл бұрын

Yeah I know, don't assume that dummies' gender.

@oldnoob1917

Жыл бұрын

Look for the Trump red hat

@jmac463

Жыл бұрын

@@oldnoob1917 or the pink p*ssy hat. 🤷🏻‍♂️

$20M for female crash test dummies? Bootyfudge sure has his priorities together.

@JohnSmith-cf4gn

Жыл бұрын

Now biden will have fresh artificial hair to sniff. 🙄😁🤣🤣🤣

@edgargad2941

Жыл бұрын

I'm just glad it's only 24M. It's not like how they always spend 20B+ on Ukraine.

@danielcarlson800

Жыл бұрын

@@JohnSmith-cf4gn 👍!!!!!!!!

@danielcarlson800

Жыл бұрын

@@edgargad2941 👍!!!!!!!!!!!

Hahaha you just made my morning! Love this show! 🤣

What doesn't make sense is why people just needs 20 mil for a female Crash Test Dummies if they already exist and giving him the 20 mil is just a waste of money.

David is hysterical. Good program

What an EXCELLENT guest list. LOVE it when Kennedy and Dagen are on. $20m for crash test dummies - yet I understood they already have various sizes, kids sized, etc. Look up Hybrid III crash test dummy. What's the money really for?

@MrClobbertime

Жыл бұрын

A boob transplant for Pete so he really can breast feed his adopted kids.

How the heck are these jokes falling flat on this audience? This is hilarious !!!!

Meaghan, thanks for not trying to lose your southern accent. Good Grammer is awesome, but our accents from all around this country are ours.

"Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other." -John Adams Love from Canada 🕯 Cheers to your health 'Old Style Pilsner' 🍺

@brianb8489

Жыл бұрын

Fake news

@ubaidullah-tx2ki

Жыл бұрын

Assalam alaikum

@muddogtracker7449

Жыл бұрын

​@@brianb8489 More proof of the two tier y.t. (and gov.)control of posts.. If I post those two words on a liberal site... I GET CENSORED IMMEDIATELY...

@AustinKoleCarlisle

Жыл бұрын

...it was also intended for an all-white populous. I mean, the US had a white-only immigration policy up until as recently as 1965. this country has precipitously fallen since straying from its original intention.

@SteamvilleQuintet

Жыл бұрын

​ @Brian B < Fake person

What a waste of money, these people are ridiculous

25M for this. Wow they have very serious problems.

So Wise , Thank You . Such good Humor

How will they determine cup size? Will they have different weights for natural versus "enhanced"?

@jancoley9051

Жыл бұрын

They will need another $20 million for that. They didn't think that far ahead

Another great show Greg ! 🇬🇧

Why not use AOC and KJP.

Kat hit the nail on the head. $20 million is a LOT of money...I wonder what the kickback on that much money is.

you know this be a good show degan and Kennedy on the same show! Need to do this more often

@audreym3777

Жыл бұрын

I second that !

@gibby2937

Жыл бұрын

I third that!

Sometimes I think science is so advanced that it closes its eyes to reality.

@waltt69

Жыл бұрын

Unfortunately science is decided by money and politics more often than not these days.

@kathrynhayden9298

Жыл бұрын

There’s a huge difference between science and The Science that Leftists adhere to.

Why isn't anyone why he was pointing the gun at her in the first place. That Alex Baldwin should be asked.

"She's so dope, hunter tried to smoke her!" Great intro

Hilarious, gender crash dummies but anything goes in sports and public restrooms and jails and... anything else they choose. Hilarious.

25$ million for dummies versus filling in potholes….sigh….

@FishnChips136

Жыл бұрын

Didn't they just pass a new Bill to cover potholes and things like that?

The word was bleeped. We here at U.E. have launched a full investigation. Sincerely U.E. Council Member

We should all support and buy Kat's book.

@brianb8489

Жыл бұрын

Fake news

@curtisleeyork1978

Жыл бұрын

i kant reed bro....

@JamesBond-vn1gh

Жыл бұрын

@@brianb8489 , you may call yourself she , it or they whichever , maybe all the above.

@christopherscott2832

Жыл бұрын

Got it

@UniversalPatriots

Жыл бұрын

How much does her book cost ?

Kat has a leg up on the competition.

NO MONEY FOR ANY DEMOCRATS . THIS IS A RECORDING .

Love you guys!!!

I am still going to keep eating ice cream!!!

😂😂😂 I could watch 8 hours of Kat Timpf every day

$20 MILLION?!?!?! just stick a couple of blobs on the front of the current dummies. Sounds as if they need to make the dummies a heck of a lot heavier as well....not many American adults weigh 120 lbs anymore.

I love Kennedy!!! She's someone you can go to the bar with and will almost have you falling off you stool in laughter.

I think it's just amazing that little Pete Came up with this all by himself.

@bradlong2382

Жыл бұрын

His 'wife' helped him.....

Great show as usual

Tell it Greg!!!!!

20 mil same ol money laundering!

Daegan…”I smell filth!” 😂

Another great show…oh how I needed to laugh! Thank you all!

This is Bull Sh__!!! I'm a homeless U.S.M.C Vet sitting on the side of the road panhandling just to survive

No more Tucker!! No more Fox!!!

So they know the difference between male and female crash test dummies?

@willhorting5317

Жыл бұрын

Evidently.

@jancoley9051

Жыл бұрын

Not really. They are hoping the crash will tell them.

@willhorting5317

Жыл бұрын

@@jancoley9051 the thing is... The industry already has test dummies that approximate the same size as the average man; the average woman; and children. This new "female" test dummy is not needed.

@larrypaul2462

Жыл бұрын

Think Ken and Barbie They gonna want to use them to tell everyone, "see, told ya there was no difference down there... na na na"

😂😂😂😂😂😂12:04 “black dummies and don’t say Joy Reed “😂😂😂😂😂😂

No Tucker Carlson No Fox “News”… GO WOKE, GO BROKE

The colour of Mrs D's hair says it ALL!! 😅

Is it just me, or is this one of Gutfeld's most hilarious segments in quite some time?!? 😂😆😂

The govt. wants to know what the impact on "Silicone" packets.

Two weeks in a row Greg made reference to a head in the fridge. Do we need to worry?! ;)

David Angelo's voice is perfection!!!

These leftovers were great!!! I’m definitely going to stop eating ice cream 😅

Why not make crash test dummy's at different heights instead of gender specific? Or why not just have the dummy identify itself as female. I can't believe states actually vote some of these people in.

Hey " LEFT wing nuts" NO MORE WINGING IT FOR YOU! This episode was hilarious!

This was great

@brianb8489

Жыл бұрын

Fake news

@johnjohns2338

Жыл бұрын

@@brianb8489it was funny i didn't p!ss my pants like cnn when they saw thier ratings

@brianb8489

Жыл бұрын

@@johnjohns2338 Fox owes Dominion 787.5 million dollars for spreading fake news

@christopherscott2832

Жыл бұрын

He's saying fake news in every comment. Even yours which is an opinion. Either a troll , a moron or both

@SteamvilleQuintet

Жыл бұрын

​ @Brian B < Fake person

Always good for a laugh

We need transgender test dummies, higher Dylan Molvany 😅

@allseeingotto2912

Жыл бұрын

* hire

@lillianedwards1503

Жыл бұрын

Mulvaney? Dollars to doughnuts, if this guy farted, it would have no sound. And if anyone within his earshot cracked off a loud one, he'd holler, "HE'S A VIRGIN!"

@user-mc1dq5yp9b

Ай бұрын

Please never post again. It's HIRE.

How does fox news make more sense than anything else these days?

The female crash test dummies was hysterical!

Crash test dummies are used by the manufacturers, so they would pay for them. They already have them in various sizes, including women and infant.

KAT ON POINT