"But when you're in a hurry, you need one of THESE!" *misses every single target*

@modwlego

9 жыл бұрын

To be fair it took him just a few seconds to miss every one.

@GenericUsername-qp1ww

8 жыл бұрын

+Hyperdrive shows just how incompetent the orangutan is :-)

@t-dog660

8 жыл бұрын

And shoots down a tree

@salz_

8 жыл бұрын

+Hyperdrive He had the Heckler and Cock XD

@joshbacon8241

7 жыл бұрын

It's Bad Luck Jeremy!

haha i love how May is genuinely happy he has won : )

@andyjung3387

8 жыл бұрын

I find it annoying...lol

@hejalll

8 жыл бұрын

+Vuzuul "YES, YES, I'VE WON A TOPGEAR EVENT, YEEAS!" XD

@back2om

8 жыл бұрын

+Andy Jung too bad!

@thefreebooter8816

8 жыл бұрын

+Vuzuul JAMES MAY WON SOMETHING!!

@dionwoollaston5717

8 жыл бұрын

+The Freebooter his third top gear challenge

I was mildly dissapointed Jeremy didnt pull out a big freaking 50.cal sniper rifle

@exploatores

8 жыл бұрын

+DragonBorn He could have taken MP5 fullgrown brother. H&K G3. it´s not like he are going to shoot at somthing a K away.

@Armadurapersonal

8 жыл бұрын

+DragonBorn Looks he was using the .22lr training conversion kit. Those targets would break taking a full power 9mm.

@Geographus666

8 жыл бұрын

+Aleksandr Kamarov Well, apparently there is no need for the conversion kit when Jeremy is shooting since the target is not in any danger. Or as James has put it: "The good thing about Jeremys shooting is, that you are perfectly safe as long as you stand right in front of the target!"

@justforever96

8 жыл бұрын

+Aleksandr Kamarov I doubt it's even that. It's probably firing blanks.

@j.p.9522

8 жыл бұрын

+Exploatores Might as well, since even a G3 would not have brought down that tree; what are the chances 30 rounds of 9mm would have?

James may is suspiciously good with the sniper rifle

@alenko4763

10 жыл бұрын

"Sniper"

@isaachaber3270

10 жыл бұрын

LOL

@cebbyFalbere

10 жыл бұрын

you mean a bb gun

@aperturesciencegames

10 жыл бұрын

BananaO O nope

@BillPairaktaridis

10 жыл бұрын

You're missing the word "rifle" there, brother. And it's not really a sniper rifle. It's a BB gun with a scope.

"I WON A TOPGEAR EVENT YEEES!" ahahahahaha

@theolodger

5 жыл бұрын

Trexpass lol

@TheMinman808

5 жыл бұрын

It sounded like he had a voice crack but he didn’t

@epicsauce664

5 жыл бұрын

Trexpass That was the purest thing he’s ever said XD 6:36

@oscarjohansson7491

5 жыл бұрын

Thx for the spoiler

@neumoniad

5 жыл бұрын

Oscar Johansson you can always count on NPCs to spout out lines from the videos they have just seen like mindless muppets. Never read any comment section on youtube without fully watching a video first.

Honestly I genuinely feel happy for may cuz he looked like he was having a ton of fun throughout the entire thing. Every shot of him in the car he’s smiling and stuff, very well done to him.

@lewishamilton.f1.44

10 ай бұрын

And then you have clarkson who was rushing through this like he had a big bear chasing him

Wait a second... Captain slow won and he shot better?

@nehemiahanimations1030

7 жыл бұрын

J. Ackermann Statistically it had to happen some day

@acquaintfate8579

5 жыл бұрын

Well, slow and accurate is the best in sniping isn't it?

@itsgodnga

5 жыл бұрын

@@acquaintfate8579 There is a reason the military doesn't even bother with full auto mode on assault rifles anymore

@vyke2107

4 жыл бұрын

Begotten, not exactly. It still has its applications in places like Suppression, even for common roles, not just SAWs.

@swordchronicle

4 жыл бұрын

@@itsgodnga Not if they want to hit anything. But supression tactics remain an invaluable asset to war and considering the amount of ammo wasted performing such tactics i mean that literally

Jeremy reminds me of a stormtrooper with that gun 😂

@michaelt9443

5 жыл бұрын

Marry Christmas nah fam an MG42

@webeclowning3106

5 жыл бұрын

@Marry Christmas news for you: it's a star wars reference

@jackbarnett1965

5 жыл бұрын

Marry Christmas not the ww1 Germans 😂 the Star Wars ones

@meektitan7922

5 жыл бұрын

@@jackbarnett1965 r/wooosh

@ch4z_bucks

5 жыл бұрын

Actually the storm troopers had good aim. In ep 4 they missed on purpose to allow the team to escape and go back to the rebels, Vader reveals that a tracker was on the falcon. In episode 5 on cloud city their was a lot of cover and you'll notice that they pin down the group a couple of times. Then in ep 6 they were surprised by the ewoks so obviously they would be caught off guard and mostly killed, but then they start killing walks when they regain their composure.

never seen may so happy

@mattwardpictures

6 жыл бұрын

This was the first time he'd beaten Clarkson on TV, so yeah. Great times.

@oni741

6 жыл бұрын

+YourNightmar3 w/ rifle ;)

@molefemabungu6460

5 жыл бұрын

James May is super focused with his Gun As for Jeremy No

'And where as May uses the standard Biathlon .22 rifle, Clarkson opts for a H&K MP5 Sub machine gun. Because of course he does.' lmao

@nikifalcon

6 жыл бұрын

Yuto Watanabe the MP5 that he can't even shoot. Here's Clarkson for ya

@joshburke4083

4 жыл бұрын

Well an MP5 could still hit those targets if he uses semi auto and exercise good marksmanship instead of mag dumping. An MP5 should be a piece of cake to control.

@LuxTheSlav

4 жыл бұрын

@betatalk357 Unfortunately for everyone else, it now is "developed". An MP5 in 22lr with only semiauto? What a piece of shit. A toy for kids for their first visit to the range. I wouldn't hunt caterpillars with it.

@LuxTheSlav

4 жыл бұрын

@betatalk357 The MP5 isn't exactly a precision arm...CQB is kind of its thing, compactness and automatic fire being key features. I can get behind 22lr for tactical training, I guess. Might as well use an AEG, though. And I think the whole notion of a real gun being dumbed down specifically for the plinking market is absurd.

@LuxTheSlav

4 жыл бұрын

@betatalk357 These are all so niche, Christ wept. Like, I'm not saying there isn't a market for it. I'm saying I think it's a shit squirt gun :^) As far as home invasion mag dump, surely, a Glock with up to 33 9mm goodbye kisses is a better option?

I've never seen James more competitive and exited in my life

@MarieClaire7

3 жыл бұрын

The power of “Golden snow”

The name's May... James May.

@somethingsock6707

6 жыл бұрын

does he say that

@alexgee3129

3 жыл бұрын

R/Wooosh

James May or James Bond? goddamn

@muskatDR

8 жыл бұрын

May Nicer shirt

@insidemechanics

8 жыл бұрын

+muskatDR this just made my day 😂

@oni741

6 жыл бұрын

+Grant V No, James Bond is a dunce by comparison with May ;)

@arcadia_one_standard

4 жыл бұрын

May

@MaxwellAerialPhotography

3 жыл бұрын

Did you just compare yourself to James Hunt? Yes. Well I wish you had the same heart rate as him.

4:15 Wow. Jeremy actually called his wife on the job. LOLOLOL

@benjyfriedman

5 жыл бұрын

*former wife, now.

@perryjackdwarf8591

4 жыл бұрын

So weird him saying "thanks"

@Plague_Potato

3 жыл бұрын

@@Zak-ob5ze she fine

I've never seen this kind of driving from Captain Slow before. xD

Jeremy, I'd learnt my lesson, misses all targets tree falls over

@SrinathMenon93

8 жыл бұрын

+Noah Eckersley Lloyd Beacuse top gear wants you to buy the DVD

@BoarhideGaming

8 жыл бұрын

+Noah Eckersley Lloyd Oh wow! What a great comment! It's almost as if we watched the same video!

@boosterseat740

8 жыл бұрын

Well he did shoot something 😂

@jcanimus6700

8 жыл бұрын

+daxter740 Lol doubt there were real bullets in that gun, probably blanks but the humor is still funny nonetheless

@justanothercarguy3239

7 жыл бұрын

Noah 360 if ur shooting at long range with full automatic fire, burst yout shots to increase accuracy!

May seems very satisfied with his victory.

@RedJLP

8 жыл бұрын

You know the losers forfeit, right?

Shooting at the target with a machine gun (a vastly overpowered tool for the job) and not hitting it once - this is a contender for the most Clarkson moment in his life.

Aww james was so happy when he won 😆

That's the happiest I've ever seen James

Everyone says how much they hate Jerermy Clarkson but in reality if he stopped presenting top gear no one would watch it.

@Moody_Incorporated

9 жыл бұрын

Oh god yeah the three have said top gear will carry on but they wont very soon they're getting too old i know that days coming and i know top gear will never be the same without them.

@ollie9518

9 жыл бұрын

No actually he's my least favourite. He always tries to be funny and fails whereas Jeremy and James are genuinely funny.

@ObiWanKeighobi

9 жыл бұрын

OliP007 Richard has some really funny one-liners. But that's about it. James and Jeremy are the cryptically old and hilarious duo.

@lowgunfire2671

9 жыл бұрын

Richard Hammond is the BEST!

@Moody_Incorporated

9 жыл бұрын

All 3 are the best !!!!!! Lets face it the top gear we know and love would not be the same without all three of them. Even though janes isn't very funny he sets up the "the funny" for Jeremy and Richard he makes it easy to make fun out of him on purpose.

Seeing James May having the time of his life makes me happy

i've never seen james so happy in top gear

The happiness in James voice at the end when he wins is awesome well deserved victory May!

4:57 - Well that is the Clarkson family Christmas tree sorted for another year at least

Awwww, I was hoping Clarkson would bring a .50 cal rifle.

@djjaylex2918

9 жыл бұрын

M82 Baratt would have been great, right

@robertbunting8959

9 жыл бұрын

Personally I think an Lmg or Rpg would be good

@TheSRBgamer63

9 жыл бұрын

RPG ofc.

@djjaylex2918

9 жыл бұрын

Robert Bunting M202A2. How about that one ?

@unpugnouomo6135

9 жыл бұрын

i thought he would call an airstrike

this would actually make a fun sport to watch needing good rally driving skills and shooting skills

"Never has a volvo been driven like this before" Welcome to the Norwegian countryside, Clarkson..

I'd never suspect that May is such a sniper.

STEVIE WONDER COULD HAVE DONE BETTER! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

@Zombiewithabowtie

4 жыл бұрын

Because Stevie Wonder would have had the sense to use the select fire and not just dump the magazine downrange on full auto.

@iexplainjokestomakethemles1560

3 жыл бұрын

@@Zombiewithabowtie no shit sherlock

@kamilkuczynski3481

3 жыл бұрын

i dont get the joke

@julianbryant1115

2 жыл бұрын

@@kamilkuczynski3481 stevie wonder is a famous blind musician

Haha " a Volvo has never been driven like this" i don't think he knows about the Volvo 740 at the winters in sweden lol

@olilov191

8 жыл бұрын

So true 😂

@ricardo3760

7 жыл бұрын

Or a 240 in Norway haha

@rutgerjohanson1846

3 жыл бұрын

@Jakob Ekholm haha vafan man dra ju brehäng vart man än kan

"Stevie Wonder couldve done better!" I died.

usually May is like "oh cock ! " this time he was smiling all the way. even when he was stuck he was still confident. well done May.

''Never has a volvo been driven like this'' Well.... go to sweden at winter and you will understand that you couldn't have been more wrong.

@David-ud9ju

6 жыл бұрын

You're all racing your Volvos to the limit on the school run are you?

@petrosrz8990

5 жыл бұрын

David probably

"i learned my lesson this time" still fires full-automatic

Captain Slow beats the Orangutan !!

Did any one else feel really happy in there heart from the joy James expressed when he won

Real or not, what a great production. Camera moving, montage, music just 10/10 haven't seen Hollywood movie like this for a while. Fantastic job BBC!

"Never has a Volvo been driven like this before". You've obviously never seen me drive.

@larsborgeryd934

5 жыл бұрын

Yaaa like evrey Volvo guy in sweden have driven like that

@summushieremiasclarkson4700

5 жыл бұрын

@@larsborgeryd934 actually, I was referring to the buses in India. As you probably know, all the drivers here are nuts, and the bus drivers are high and insane. I had the chance to drive one once, and immediately turned into a madman.

@tahaqadir2485

4 жыл бұрын

Generously buttered ALCO How the fuck is someone supposed to know that, you’re referring to the buses in India??

@justsomepandawithinternet

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@summushieremiasclarkson4700

3 жыл бұрын

@@tahaqadir2485 it worked both ways, as a joke to others, and a personal experience. These are not mutually exclusive, no need to get uppity.

3:46 is definitely one of my favorite scenes in this clip. Just that evil laugh is perfect. Haha

"I won a Top Gear event! YES!" I love how excited James was at the fact that he won a race against Jeremy! James going "Sod off Clarkson!" when he saw that he was close to the finish line just cracked me up!!!

1:50 CS 1.6 MP5 in a nutshell

Lost it when the tree fell XD

Amazing race!

4:16 the camera man laughed. 😁

XD I love how happy James is at the end. "I WON A TOP GEAR EVENT!!" Hahaha

XD I love may's reaction at the end

Ah mate, the look on James' face when he won. Well done May!

Im always intrigued about how capable the Q7 is offroad in the snow at least.

lol Jeremy sure loves the guns. Then again, an MP5 will bring a smile to anyone's face.

@Moody_Incorporated

9 жыл бұрын

Call of duty 4

@benedictypx

7 жыл бұрын

shananagans5 The perfect gun to spam through a crowd of stupid players

british humor is one of the best humor ever :DD better than american xD greetings from germany

@andrewalexander69

9 жыл бұрын

Any humor is better than American humor

@huntskopf123

9 жыл бұрын

nah the old american movies are funny too but all this adam sandler and cameron diaz romantic comedy movies are just baaaaaaaad

@chriss.9398

9 жыл бұрын

John Marston I dont think anyone in america likes those movies either lol

@TheOneTrueD

9 жыл бұрын

John Marston German humour is not bad either! Greetings from Denmark

@huntskopf123

9 жыл бұрын

***** there were times where german humor was awesome, like 10, 15 years ago... today the most of the german comedy movies are so trashy but thanks anyway :D

I don't think a sub machine gun can take down a evergreen tree with less than a magazine.

@ta666ak666

10 жыл бұрын

I don't think Clarkson fired less than a magazine.

@highfall60

10 жыл бұрын

That's because it was staged. The tree was pre cut and felled by hand.

@xphoenix1234x

9 жыл бұрын

TriplePlay What if it wasn't an off camera Olympic athlete but an off camera nobody dude with good marksman skills?

@icew0lf98

9 жыл бұрын

ofcourse it can't, its just a joke

His genuine happiness always makes me happy

I love how excited James is here! Compared to when he's usually doing an event with Jeremy 😂

One of the most amazing races I've ever seen!

0:46 americans when they're told to measure stuff but not use the imperial units

6:30 never seen James that enthusiastic

I don't know why but I like Jeremy's "Come on !" at the beginning 😃

Can't beat Audi! Vorsprung Durch Technik! Well done Captain Slow!

"Five out of Five Volvo Man" 😂😂😂

1:38 Song is wake up by Rage against the machine

1:56 I heard Hector & Cock, cuz it is something that Clarkson would say haha

I love this. This is one of their better races.

this is the most close call I've ever seen. I was so hyped

Thumbnail= Battlefield 5 front cover! DO IT!

@truth-teller2451

8 жыл бұрын

+lawl joden people like you are so immature. Clearly I was making a joke. My answer to you is no! I won't hang myself because I'm living a good life right now and I don't want someone like you to ruin it. I'll never sink down to your pathetic level.

@truth-teller2451

8 жыл бұрын

+TheGamingFox Indeed I do!

@truth-teller2451

8 жыл бұрын

lawl joden I see you removed your comment. I guess I was right...

@CAL1MBO

8 жыл бұрын

+wrestlingisawesome21 That's a pretty cringy and immature joke. You make me ashamed to be a Battlefield fan.

@nikifalcon

6 жыл бұрын

Ellie TLOU no

Dear BBC please please please ! bring these old chaps back to the show ...:)

@webdigo

7 жыл бұрын

evilgel666 they will never come back. Besides, they got their own show now.

this has to be the most enthusiastic noises I've ever heard James make

Its the first time for captain slow to win an event he's happy

good for James. He won a race for the first time. Good job captain slow

2:05 Did they forget to mention that's most effective at close range and not med-long range? nobody? Well it makes good content

(6:06) James: SOD of Clarkson! LMAO

5:30 oh no! anyway…

"YES, YES! I've won in Top Gear event!" Hahaha

'I won in top gear event' LOL

The exicited and happy face of james when he won is just priceless

He seemed exceptionally excited to have won. Im happy for him

"who are you?" "May, James May."

30 rounds of 9mm can cut down a tree=top gear logic

@Wataheadable

9 жыл бұрын

It was a joke clearly... it is to emphasis he sucks at shooting. Stick to minecraft. Stay in your basement.

@bryn3646

9 жыл бұрын

it was quite obvious it was a joke and i don't have a basement so how could i possible stay in there

@Wataheadable

9 жыл бұрын

bryn hughes Mean't your basement in Minecraft.

@bryn3646

9 жыл бұрын

oh....ok fair enough

@ObiWanKeighobi

9 жыл бұрын

bryn hughes hahaha good on yer for taking the lighter side of the joke! ;)

It's amazing how competitive they are

Awww James is so adorable at the end when he wins :)

CONGRATULATIONS MAY..... You are pretty good w/ a gun but surprisingly fast driving in the snow.

6:00 very impressive un-stucking by James :)

I love how excited he was at the end

Even though Jeremy missed his targets. He got to mag dump an MP5 on automatic. That’s a win in its own.

This is the first time ever I've seen James NOT driving a Volvo for a competition lol. And Jeremy IS?? Blasphemy.

5:00 ROFL!

This is wonderful show

All trio is Awesome

Heckler & Cock... really?

@WeedZA420

10 жыл бұрын

+WeyounLP it's Heckler & koch.

@Vaposer

10 жыл бұрын

That's how Koch is pronounced.

@WeyounLP

10 жыл бұрын

Tres Todd Thanks captain obvious. The Thing is, clarkson likes to Insult german stuff >_> But if Koch is pronounced like that in english...

@STAG162

10 жыл бұрын

Doesn't matter how you say it - Jeremy needs to re-zero his weapon.

@StrykeVids

10 жыл бұрын

***** Nope its not. It would be pronounced like that in english, but it isnt english.

"Trigger discipline" is apparently a phrase jeremy has never heard.

James was actually doing things fast, the way he shoveled the snow to get the car out haha

This is simply funny, funny, and funny. Great episode!!

Jeremy should have been taking a sniper... Or maybe a rocket launcher?

@Stryke607

8 жыл бұрын

+ChrissDoesKZread if he had nuked the whole area, the target would have been the only thing still standing afterwards.

@chrissdoyt

8 жыл бұрын

Well... Ok, I guess you're right :D

@imjustariceguy

6 жыл бұрын

He needs a hammer.

@sumvs5992

3 жыл бұрын

I don't believe he can use a sniper rifle because he's right handed and his left eye is dominant (or something, don't know why he can't just lean his head over the stock but ok then)

Note to Jezzer, never bring a sledgehammer (MP5) when a scalpel is required.LOL

@SynchronizorVideos

9 жыл бұрын

This is Jeremy we're talking about...

@ThePineappleKnight932

9 жыл бұрын

Be glad he didn't bring a pig!

The ending was the happiest I have ever seen [the one who won, don't want to spoil it].

This was soo exciting...

I have never seen James so happy xD

Clarkson should use Sten gun

They are the absolute best!😂

I died laughing when the tree went down.