Bro is literally Dry Critikal

@bassinidiot168

Жыл бұрын

LMDOSOT

@Ct--uy5fj

Жыл бұрын

💀💀💀

@rockysage84

Жыл бұрын

How to unsee

@JubbLaRacing

Жыл бұрын

Yes

@Saltier

Жыл бұрын

Critikal w/ no milk

How to annoy your band mates: Turn your guitar into an electric 5 string slidewhistle

@pinklightninggacha

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Sosukz

Жыл бұрын

Check my music boiz

@JayRain

Жыл бұрын

that one episode of spongebob with the slide whistle

@KanyeNorthernEast

Жыл бұрын

The opps never gonna catch me lacking with the doohickey

@jesuscondom15

Ай бұрын

Just loop Cubert's intro for a long time (system of a down)

nobody is giving the whale sound any love, it literally has me dying laughing

@brittanyJHAHNAYYYYY

Жыл бұрын

ONG!!!

@stgeorge5862

Жыл бұрын

If im at the bar and the guitarist does this im gonna literally assume by atlantis salmon form, my fishgarian self, and flop while the bartender pretends to be aqua man. Bro it would make me flip lol

@djrdawg2

Жыл бұрын

Pink Floyd Echoes vibes

@SaneeXD

Жыл бұрын

I love the whale sound!!

@f67739

Жыл бұрын

gojira

The whale gets me every time. Im just imagining mid rehearsal somebody messes up, an argument starts, then the guitarist is off in the corner waiting for the perfect whale call to break them up.

@leoncaples2947

Жыл бұрын

Oddly specific imagination. I like it.

@binit1660

Жыл бұрын

the whale sound is how the guitarist calls for backup

@Deepseadew

9 ай бұрын

@enriqueamaya3883 Bro what?

I like the fact that this is a tutorial so he's teaching us how to annoy band mates

@carlo2038

Жыл бұрын

No shit.

@darenscotts6868

Жыл бұрын

Just out of fun my dudes haha

@Monkforilla

Жыл бұрын

@@darenscotts6868 oof , annoying asf your that one guy aren’t you

@darenscotts6868

Жыл бұрын

@@Monkforilla ..... A pretty good percentage of us that are just having fun. Sorry you deprive yourself of that.

@Monkforilla

Жыл бұрын

@@darenscotts6868 we have fun dude but we don’t blare fcking earrape sounds , that is not cool we our ears are already fcked as is

Bro made a slide whistle out of an electric guitar.

@rennatsinned5451

Жыл бұрын

I liked all the sounds. But I can see some people screaming at you to stop it 🤣

@kreative708

Жыл бұрын

Honestly tho ☠️☠️☠️

@Professional_FunHaver

Жыл бұрын

He's doing the electric slide

@samilee8121

Жыл бұрын

​@WeThe People I did

@febrieze

Жыл бұрын

​@rennatsinned5451 forreal, they sounded so crunchy it was nice to the ear, like the scratching one of those little 3d picture cards youd get in candy or valentines cards lmao

Musical Critikal

@JackBlackYonko

Жыл бұрын

To be fair Moist Critical is Musical Critikal

Number 2 should be “how to audition for Gojira”

@ghostofmoredishesmorebitch1507

Жыл бұрын

Lol when I saw them live the fans brought blow up whales for flying whales and were throwing them instead of beach balls

Heavy metal song opens with an aggressively slow pick slide. "WOOOOOOH YEEEAAAH BABY!!"

@miramirza2

Жыл бұрын

THATS WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR

@malcolmaaron4496

Жыл бұрын

@@miramirza2THATS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT

@Bingbong816

Жыл бұрын

@@malcolmaaron4496 😄🐕

@Que934

Жыл бұрын

@@malcolmaaron4496 HOPPED INTO MY PINK CONVERTIBLE WITH A LOT OF UNDERAGE GIRLS AND I DROVE TO AN AVERAGE BAR

@whiterabbit6148

Жыл бұрын

Bringing a lot of Type O Negative vibes with all the slow pick sliding… I’m diggin’ it.

The moist universe expands

@Drekromancer

Жыл бұрын

_WOOOOOOO! YEAHHHH BABEYYYY_

@ghoulboy6678

Жыл бұрын

oh hell yeah

@Quandussy

Жыл бұрын

That's about it, cya

@jadenjoestar3927

Жыл бұрын

​@@Drekromancer _THATS WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR. THATS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT_

I do the last one with an acoustic guitar. I do it to make a horror movie suspense built up type vibe.

i’m an amateur guitarist in a high school shoegaze band, this is just what i needed

i actually think these sounds would make for a sick intro in a metal song

@Xxtanorius

Жыл бұрын

why do you think they exist?

@hotdogshake4764

Жыл бұрын

@@Xxtanorius to make a sick intro for a metal song

@theblan1k0ne

Жыл бұрын

Dragonforce would like to know your location

@Xxtanorius

Жыл бұрын

@@hotdogshake4764 exactly

@FallingStary

Жыл бұрын

I tooooooo, I love them

That ain’t moist critical, that’s wet crucial

@EBjeebies1081

Жыл бұрын

Precipitating Prudent

@jtchance_music9895

Жыл бұрын

@@EBjeebies1081 damp important

@EBjeebies1081

Жыл бұрын

@@jtchance_music9895 Dank Paramount

@jtchance_music9895

Жыл бұрын

@@EBjeebies1081 soaked pivotal

@jj_verona

Жыл бұрын

soppy superlative

I'm a bass, and the thing to annoy someone is imitate a propeller plane taking off, by slowly sliding up the D string. You could also pretend to be a creaking door.

@karensmother

Жыл бұрын

Or a siren, if you play the violin.

@rocketcello5354

Жыл бұрын

@@karensmother or my personal favourite, the crunchy cello

@DeclanLee-uf4tc

2 ай бұрын

You're a bass? 😂

@rocketcello5354

2 ай бұрын

@@DeclanLee-uf4tc damnit

something about the whammy bar is truly golden

This guy resembles Charlie so much it's uncanny, i think we found another one of his long lost twins.

@for_nothing_important

Жыл бұрын

I thought it was Critikal at first lmao

@Fuwagura

Жыл бұрын

I was scrolling through youtube and saw this video, i thought it was Charlie for a moment.

@princessadzzzie4778

Жыл бұрын

i thought it was him too

@tweer64

Жыл бұрын

That's what made me click.

@aesop2733

Жыл бұрын

Woo, yeah baby

This is Charlie if he tried to impersonate his modern self but he's only 20

@DCgames12345

Жыл бұрын

What I was thinking

@stephencurry4835

Жыл бұрын

Charlie if he had any talent whatsoever

@Thrarm

Жыл бұрын

@@stephencurry4835 it seems as if you're jealous because charlie is more succesful than you, and honestly i cant blame you for that

@stephencurry4835

Жыл бұрын

@@Thrarm cope

@ifwhwhisper9861

Жыл бұрын

​@@stephencurry4835 he makes music too lol

Bro these sounds are the beginning of an aggressively psychedelic song

Aggressive pick slides: Halo 2 nostalgia hits hard***

@SusanForman042

7 ай бұрын

That's where I've heard it before! I like "Weird that last one sounds strangely familiar I just can't quite place it."

Don't forget turning the volume up, hitting a pinch harmonic then leaving the guitar close to the amp and walking away so that it gets caught in a feedback loop.

@brandonevans3994

Жыл бұрын

Now that’s just fucking evil lmao

@Dang3rMouSe

Жыл бұрын

Was looking for a feedback loop comment like this lol

@thanevakarian9762

Жыл бұрын

Yesssssss. Then lock them in the room and go out for a smoke.

@xtremefps_

Жыл бұрын

My best bro would do this shit 😂

@x_VineM_x

Жыл бұрын

​@@thanevakarian9762 Or just stare them in the eyes, until u get attacked. But its always worth it 🤘🏼

That last one triggered at least one ww2 vet's ptsd I know people don't like when people edit their comments but I gotta say the amount of support I gotta amazing, I love all these people, even Salem bendeck, he's just a lil troll just tryna mess with people but man I love all these comments, these people are all awesome

@salembendeck

Жыл бұрын

No it did not. Do not present your thoughts as fact, Jakob.

@DatBoi-mo9vc

Жыл бұрын

I dont think much of them are on youtube watching guitarist shit posts

@aidantreanor9319

Жыл бұрын

​@@salembendeck is this a joke?

@Sku11zDude

Жыл бұрын

​@@aidantreanor9319 real life example of when you try to use grammar in real life

@rack4703

Жыл бұрын

@@salembendeck the jakob at the end felt personal

He should join the moist-verse.

That’s still freaking awesome not going to lie -

This is the greatest Guitar Lesson of All Time

The aggressively slow pick slide may or may not get drum sticks, fists, and microphones thrown at you 😂

@stewartmartin8382

Жыл бұрын

Or a bass amp... Yes I'm that type of bassist lmao

@malakisands8180

Жыл бұрын

My old snare or crash cymbal too

@blackbirrd0325

Жыл бұрын

This almost happened to me. I startled the drummer. They had in ear monitors in as well 😂

@danika9411

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@larrypatterson3839

Жыл бұрын

@@stewartmartin8382 Im serious , all the bands I played in (maybe 30+) the bass man Was the most no-non sense, one guy killed a guy and his girl put them in the trunk, and rode around collecting money owed, he would open the trunk and say "do want ride ? Or do you want to pay?".

This is how you make the bass player snap

Mr Moist if he took The Gentle Men to the next level.

The dive bomb whale sound got me 💀💀🤣🤣

@callummclaren3232

Жыл бұрын

for me it was the zoom in on the pick slide 😂

@NikoNoxious

Жыл бұрын

me too

the whammy bar seems like something you do when the drummer drops his sticks and he goes to pick them up😂

@SixFoenem

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

The moist critikal universe expands

As a guitarist, this is so true, and I see this as an absolute win.

Instructions unclear. Have attracted a school of whales who replaced by band mates.

This man is a menace and is personally responsible for 90% of band breakups 😂😂

I adore all of these

That first one sounds like a literal cartoon noise. You couldn’t annoy me with that, that’s adorable.

I didn’t know Charlie could shred like that, the moistverse is rapidly expanding

The pick slide is actually a call to fight. I would LOVE to see a part two of this. And the whale sound was great.

@sgtlispy3158

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like the halo 2 intro

This kid studied how to annoy people. Good use of time/ability.

I’ll probably subconsciously use some of these in an ambient song.

Didn't know moist critikal did guitar tutorials too

@ryanhernandez8324

Жыл бұрын

Guitar Pickical

That last sound was a treasonous offense against humanity

Awesome! Can't wait to try each of these out!

This is awesome. I mosf definitely will experiment with these once I get my band formed lol 😂😂😂

“The whale” kills me every single time.

@personal5855

Жыл бұрын

Echoes by pink floyd actually uses the whale stuff

@sarahbs9191

Жыл бұрын

@@personal5855 Exactly what I was thinking about

How to get kick out of the band speed run

Wow you just elucidated esoteric guitar sounds from certain songs of my childhood. Well done, and not annoying at all 👍

Those are the coolest sounds ever bro keep them coming

Drum things that will annoy your band mates: Literally never stop playing. You have to be playing at all times. ESPECIALLY when the others are tuning.

Squeeling every note you can whether it's tasteful or not will also drive band mates crazy

@bryanmcneil9872

Жыл бұрын

Unless ur Zakk Wylde

@nckhed

Жыл бұрын

​@@bryanmcneil9872 Still annoying, lol. When Zakk does his squeals tastefully, they're awesome, but he overdoes it like how Lars Ulrich plays too many drum fills.

@guitarsandcars2586

Жыл бұрын

​@@nckhed Both are still legendary. What annoys you may not annoy others.

All of which are done by some of the best legends of rock and roll history.

Thanks man! I’ll be sure to do these as much as possible

Pick slide is the best one to annoy them. Or the “grind your pick into dust” slide where you go up and down as fast as you can just produce pure horror as sound. Another annoying thing is to play the enter sandman riff except never play the low powerchords. (The ones with root note on like 3rd fret of low e string)

Saw a video where a guy was ranting duper hard about writing lyrics at his band, and just as he was getting really into it, the drummer did a slow roll and the band began the intro to Weezer's Undone. Dude was fucking livid.

For some reason these scratched my brain in a good way

Some of these sounds sound PERFECT for making sound effects. XD

"Master, Cheif, you mind telling me what you're doing on that ship" "Sir... Finishing this fight"

@jahnyguitah7999

Жыл бұрын

I'm glad I'm not the only one that gets that Steve Vai pick slide

@asimplepie2279

Жыл бұрын

I was looking for a halo comment

You pretty much just played half of Holiday in Cambodia.

@xethaz8088

Жыл бұрын

😂

I'm going to the guitar store real quick

This ended up being a lot funnier than I initially thought 😂

The whale sound is just Pink Floyd's Echoes for 3 random minutes in the middle of the song

Last one has the same energy as scraping your fork on a plate

The 3rd noise. It absolute pain. Well done!

I unironically loved all the sounds

The one that annoys my bandmates is the microwave. Max gain, play open low e (the microwave rumble), and then play the 16th fret on high e (the beeping sound)

The pick slide just sounded like a sorting algorithm

@DanYule55

Жыл бұрын

More like Supersonic by Oasis

You're a menace, and I appreciate it 😂😂

It’s almost like you’re gonna hit us with a “that’s about it, see ya.” At the end.

gojira would like to have multiple words with you (a couple mars to sirius songs)

@luckyhippy4898

Жыл бұрын

*Sad flying whale noises

@shroomlord682

Жыл бұрын

@@luckyhippy4898 thats on from mars to sirius

@Will-lh4lh

Жыл бұрын

**flying whales starts playing**

As a guitarist these sounds are literal music to my ears lol

Okay but these are actually really cool and you don’t have good band mates if they can’t enjoy some funny sounds 😂

the first one sound SO good tho

Noise rock musicians: “Annoying? Ha, amateurs”

@Desecrator6

Жыл бұрын

this guy gets it

most critikal

The last one hurt the most, thank you

I literally enjoyed all of these

I love those sounds The guitarist and bass guitar player back in high school jazz band would sometimes do them while waiting for the rest of us to put our instruments together

tbh these sounds were all very satisfying.

@Jagger-Tyr_13

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, this guy doesn't seem to know what music sounds like.

Those sounds are actually pretty dope

I thought this was gonna be like judgemental but instead this is a guide for mischief and I love that

The slow pick slide is literally someone whistling to mimic a little bomb dropping

These are really good sounds. Theu go so deep in my brain, I wish it would stay in there longer.

I love the slow pick slides!!

The first and second one made me smile so much

I think I've heard the last two as openings to pretty good songs so good to know that making your friends suffer can make your fans smile

@Daniel-we6pj

Жыл бұрын

pink floyd used 10 whole minutes of the second one in Echoes, and it actually sounds pretty good

In a Comedy Short context, this is hilarious.😂 But otherwise I'd lose it if I had to listen to that.

Last one got me so good I laughed and got a sharp pain in my lung fml 💀

The last one sounds like a metro train slowing down at the platform

Ive been doing the aggressively slow pick slide for shits and giggles way more than I realized

Scottie lePaige was so successful, they made a sequel.

I love all of these sounds, the last one sounds so haunted

That guitar screaming caught me off guard I honestly thought it was a edited audio ☠️

Alright everyone, this is Jack. He's replacing our former idiot guitar player.

ngl these would be sick additions to a song

@dersonveloso

Жыл бұрын

the second one reminded me of alice in chains

Thank you for this very needed video😊

The last one made me shiver! 😂

Led Zeppelin II enters the room

All of these are brilliant

I dig those crazy sounds man

As a pianist I see this as an absolute win