"Am I the only one who can drive in this city?" *drives off a highway*

@discontinued7529

8 жыл бұрын

LOLZ

@sillent01

8 жыл бұрын

true. like the man alway says

@HCR_07

8 жыл бұрын

"CRAP!"

@kharismaelzachariajabbarsy1962

8 жыл бұрын

My favorite line from Mohammed : "Piss balls."

@amithb1053

8 жыл бұрын

hahaha..

I like that he calls you "friend", but he hates you like an hated friend

@veiserexab1428

2 жыл бұрын

Very typical to most Indians

He's the best guy I hired! He sometimes goes bowling with me.

@megnus3rs

5 жыл бұрын

But you never ask me to go bowling :(

@someguy8951

4 жыл бұрын

How dare you cheat on Niko like that

@blackbirdmenace1066

4 жыл бұрын

Nigga bellic

@arturcaushllari7774

4 жыл бұрын

Niko is jealous

@YFM_bluc

4 жыл бұрын

babael man 🤣

Niko please don't kill anymore of my cab drivers!

@jimmyhopkins6876

8 жыл бұрын

Lol

@NismoRacer00

8 жыл бұрын

+Roman Bellic LOOOOOOOOOOL XD

@theplayajam7654

8 жыл бұрын

+Roman Bellic Hey roman. if you answer this. I'll make Niko take you bowling. Why do you always send mohammed when he calls for a cab?

@casp175a4

8 жыл бұрын

+Roman Bellic sorry cousin

@notaberserkfan5995

8 жыл бұрын

+Niko Bellic WHAT?

Mohammed is one of the best characters in GTA 4

@minecraftgamer6417

7 жыл бұрын

true

@subinpaul9438

7 жыл бұрын

no, the best character in gta iv

@Vitiate331

7 жыл бұрын

True

@kolyasmirno9116

6 жыл бұрын

More a moronless characrer hate the fucker.

@proneczarniecki2833

6 жыл бұрын

Николай Смирнов he is so fucking rude and when he pisses me off after complaining about how bad his life is

I swear if Mohammed was a driver for heists in GTA V I would hire him for every one no matter how bad he is

@guardiadecivil6777

7 жыл бұрын

I'll highly doubt you can even get to the heist if his your driver,He drove me to the water once

@taz874

6 жыл бұрын

He would make every heist funny af

@JorgetePanete

5 жыл бұрын

@@guardiadecivil6777 he's*

@someguy6422

5 жыл бұрын

I'll get him even if he has little skill and 0.1% cut

@twinodoom

4 жыл бұрын

His best driving comes if you don't pay him.

Dude Mohammed ran into a gas tank and killed me. Never called Roman again...

@Nooni2K

9 жыл бұрын

Black Heart LOL same

@mikauehara7777

7 жыл бұрын

Main Account "Never calls Roman again. Never calls for cabs again. Never gonna take the risk, and kill myself. Never want a free cabs again. never want to get Rekt again. i rather use normal cabs, and waste 120$"

@Ok-us5th

6 жыл бұрын

Lol

@NurseAkali

6 жыл бұрын

@@mikauehara7777 or just skip the ride

@tnfsg1866

5 жыл бұрын

just skip the ride. works 100%

"Am I the only one who can drive in this city?" Well...

@daryramadhan9341

6 жыл бұрын

funniest quotes cames from mohammed mouth

@deaconblackwood6785

5 жыл бұрын

Eldin Dedeic *Drives off of a Highway* CRAP!

@arandomcanadian2948

3 жыл бұрын

0:28

Mohammed is motivation enough to keep roman alive after you finish the game!

@surajsunder7194

4 жыл бұрын

Damn right 😂😂 Kate eventually dump Niko

*GTA V CREW I WISH I COULD I HAVE* Gunner 1- Niko Bellic Gunner 2- Tommy Vercetti Hacker- Aiden Pierce Driver- Mohammed

@BrickedUpp

5 жыл бұрын

Tommy vercetti doesn’t exist in the HD universe

@Real_British

5 жыл бұрын

Consider packie McCreary for gunman XD

@skape4069

4 жыл бұрын

Hacker should be Lester

@pussymeat2884

4 жыл бұрын

@@Childemeister he can't follow the damn train

@VenomApollyon

4 жыл бұрын

Im pretty sure you would only need mohammed

The funniest thing is that Mohammed constantly insults Niko but he doesn't seem to care very much about it.

@lolman4321

5 жыл бұрын

that's true

@Ccccc-mi3tr

3 жыл бұрын

Best way to live life. The niko way

@gamepad3173

3 жыл бұрын

try insulting Trevor and see what happens.

@NeoArashi

3 жыл бұрын

@@gamepad3173 Or be racist against Canadians.

@awesummath4260

3 жыл бұрын

@@gamepad3173 niko is also dangerous. But he is a calm and dangerous killer. He doesn't gets angry at unnecessary things. That's what I like about niko

Oh, man. As a taxi driver I can really sympathize with my man Mohammed. My taxi gets stuck on top of the Empire State Building daily

@Adam-cj2jg

4 жыл бұрын

WonkyTonkBotty 😂😂😂

Mohammed: The greatest thing to happen to GTA.

@LoneWolf-fx9lm

5 жыл бұрын

Prophet muhammad

@Omarxo2007

4 жыл бұрын

@@LoneWolf-fx9lm ok, you are taking it too far.

@drobviouslol

4 жыл бұрын

@@BIT-ElankumaranM not funny dude.

@drobviouslol

4 жыл бұрын

@@BIT-ElankumaranM dickhead.

@Ozbuyucusu29

4 жыл бұрын

@@BIT-ElankumaranM see you in hell

"Not only do you not pay for the ride, but you make the car smell of pig shit" - Mohammed *scratches balls* we have found the smell's source

@fluttershyt7775

7 жыл бұрын

wkwk

@internetcivilian1354

7 жыл бұрын

+Its KeV3nSGaMing Hey KeV3n my old dawg..

@internetcivilian1354

7 жыл бұрын

+Its KeV3nSGaMing What do you think huh? MEMES?

@internetcivilian1354

7 жыл бұрын

+Its KeV3nSGaMing C-can't stop me!

6:05 a normal day in liberty city, cars blowing up, calling my cousin for a taxi, a man on fire goes flying across the screen

@evantambolang3052

7 жыл бұрын

Gaspar Ramos Cool guys don't look at explosion,bro

@gregjau8367

6 жыл бұрын

Gaspar Ramos yes

@meekhailbrahma4650

6 жыл бұрын

The second firefly man also broke a street sign saying "Do not enter".

@notaberserkfan5995

6 жыл бұрын

Hold up why am i here 2 years later

@jz4163

4 жыл бұрын

Thought that was a stop sign

People say there's no humour in this game?! Jesus Christ, the whole game is satirical in almost every possible way.

@Leoxed098

7 жыл бұрын

The ending has no humour, man.

@kevinnorris6558

6 жыл бұрын

+Leoxed098 Grow a pair

@weed75black35

6 жыл бұрын

Kevin Norris He was just pointing out that the ending was the most serious point in the face.

@damxcv

3 жыл бұрын

The whole gta franchise is a satirical perspective of American culture

@sbj97

2 жыл бұрын

@@damxcv Facts my nigga

I was in the back of Mohammed's cab doing a drive by while he was driving me then we got chased by the police then they shot him in the head & his head was on the horn I was laughing my ass off because it took me long to realize he was dead.

@SaadChisti

9 жыл бұрын

LLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLL

@luisross3690

9 жыл бұрын

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

@jimmypegorino73

9 жыл бұрын

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

@twatinternetcafe923

9 жыл бұрын

Uncle Ruckus LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO L =)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) .

@UndergroundDev

9 жыл бұрын

Uncle Ruckus lmfao

I've died in his car before.

@marcowulliampopirers2216

3 жыл бұрын

ik its been 6 yrs but u gotta share the story

@puce_ivt

3 жыл бұрын

@@marcowulliampopirers2216 yeah

@videodeposu8741

3 жыл бұрын

@@marcowulliampopirers2216 nah 7 years.

@aarush8994

2 жыл бұрын

@@videodeposu8741 8

@66fan_yt

Жыл бұрын

@@aarush8994 9

Seriously... this might be the funniest montage I've ever seen in my entire internet life.

5:47 He magically got a lamborghini!

@demsimex

8 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@Person-fr5md

8 жыл бұрын

+Danny Kluin the flat edition edition

@UndergroundDev

8 жыл бұрын

+Danny Kluin It was shown earlier though.

@mikauehara7777

7 жыл бұрын

Danny Kluin Lamborghini budget edition! git it at only 22M NOW!

@Jeansowaty

5 жыл бұрын

Hey Daniel lmao

My favorite part is at 9:05. "Oh you idiot, you can't drive!"

@evantambolang3052

6 жыл бұрын

JRC99 oh be quiet and listen to music,my friend

@user-qq7dh3xf2q

6 жыл бұрын

My favorite moment is 5:30

@deaconblackwood6785

5 жыл бұрын

Evan Tambolang At least this car don't belong to me

@Real_British

3 жыл бұрын

I should stay at home

@heavyglamrocker1987

2 жыл бұрын

6:02

This guy should be the cab driver in GTA V as a mod....

@Pantsthaniel

8 жыл бұрын

IS THAT A CHALLENGE?

@Pantsthaniel

8 жыл бұрын

Theoretically, you can import the model. It would have to be converted to a GTA V format.

@corentinesummers8259

8 жыл бұрын

Would you kindly tell me whose girl is in of your profile pic. You wouldn't mind, would you please?

@dan4455

8 жыл бұрын

how bout gta v for heist? he'll run ober every peds on the street tho

@televisaoassassina9822

8 жыл бұрын

Neptunia. From Hyperdimension Neptunia

I know the reason Niko klled him. He wasn't driving a *YELLOW CAR*

@Ok-us5th

6 жыл бұрын

Peter Man lol

@sim7040

6 жыл бұрын

XDD

@JorgetePanete

5 жыл бұрын

killed*

@randeli7785

4 жыл бұрын

@Damien Deakin Just ignore them. All their comments in this video are just them being a grammar nazi so they can feel smart.

"it's not the car, my friend. it's the player driving this shit" that 4th wall break though

@illyrian44

8 жыл бұрын

He means himself.

@therealbraindawg

8 жыл бұрын

+Jon The Albanian Albania have no sarcasm?

@illyrian44

8 жыл бұрын

+Braindawg How is this sarcasm? I am sorry but you need to brush your definition of sarcasm, if you have one at all.

@Pantsthaniel

8 жыл бұрын

ye

@ll-hv4wo

5 жыл бұрын

@@illyrian44 ooohooh burn

'Your customer service is impeccable.' ... EPIC ! :DDD

@Damiedeter

9 жыл бұрын

ChrisManMC And by impeccable, I mean COMPLETELY PECCABLE (thumbs up if you get the reference)

@iTzStick

8 жыл бұрын

+DamiGravityFallsFan101 I would get the reference if i was 10

Oh my god that flying burning corpse at 6:05 made me die myself

@goldbeetle1793

4 жыл бұрын

It’s the human torch.

The voice recorders probably lost their shit laughing when recording this.

"I hope you enjoyed your free ride." Thank god it's free. I don't want my gravestone saying "Died in a car accident with an angry Middle Eastern guy that can't drive for shit".

@IMAN-od8jv

3 жыл бұрын

@Marcus Johnson ?!

Mohammed is like the Merchant from the Resident Evil series

@ziyadkz1146

6 жыл бұрын

Yukio Shinmon UR DAMN RIGHT AHAHAHHAHA

@HACHIAttack

6 жыл бұрын

Mohammed as Merchant: "Oh, hello Mr. "I'm Leon, and I need to rescue the President's Daughter with only my Gun, a Knife and a pesky little Green Herb" What do you buyin'?" "Great, what do you fucking want Stranger, I don't have much time to deal with your bullcrap" "Maybe, if you are smart enough, at least, I don't know, GIVE YOU SOME BACK-UP YOU PIG SHIT!" "Not enough cash, PIG LOVER!"

@can1as

6 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@Fr0staX

5 жыл бұрын

HEHEHEHE THANK YOU!

ICE COLD!

@KH0LRA

3 жыл бұрын

Never expected to see *this* Roman around here lol

@sstephiL

3 жыл бұрын

Hehe blyat wtf

@H2O_Addict

3 жыл бұрын

Roman! Fancy seeing you here :)

@SgtSnazzerino

3 жыл бұрын

@isnotabe He doesn't even copy pyro anymore tf you talking about

"i was thinking you would say 'sick bondage club!' " 😂😂

@hueyfreemanhisanimatedfrie925

2 жыл бұрын

"I thought you would say you want to go to a brothel full of men."

Am I the only one people ? Who thinks that GTA IV has a better feeling than V ? Even though the graphics and the gameplay in Grand theft auto V are incomparable to IV , but it's just the feelings , there's something missing on V , I don't know what is it but playing iv makes me feel more joyful . I don't know why .

@elogamer

9 жыл бұрын

Yasser Abu-harba This crap again...

@umut4598

9 жыл бұрын

Yasser Abu-harba I think that might be cuz of nostalgia, the same reason san andreas still is my all time favorite

@eduardgaming1633

9 жыл бұрын

Yasser Abu-harba I feel that too

@UndergroundDev

9 жыл бұрын

Yasser Abu-harba Cant agree more. #gtaiv

@tyspyranger

9 жыл бұрын

Yasser Abu-harba I think it's because GTA 4 is so deeply rooted into all of our memories, and the fact that we had never seen a game like this at the time, because on a technical level, GTA 5 is better, but part of me always puts 4 just a notch above 5.

last time I drove with Mohammed, he crashed into a wall, and then backed up and crashed into the same place over and over again until the car shut down. After it shut down, he just got out of the car and left like nothing happened. He picked me up in a Cavalcade instead of Romans Taxi as well.

@DoctorFail

8 жыл бұрын

That happened to me once Thank god for the skip option eh?

@shrek_2_on_dvd699

8 жыл бұрын

Amen.

@justinscroco1603

7 жыл бұрын

Do you play it on xbox 360?

"I know your type home boy, Don't think im not street wise homes."

@JorgetePanete

5 жыл бұрын

I'm*

Better car driving than drunk Niko

@mineraftguy123

10 жыл бұрын

Not really lol

@jairosolano1132

3 жыл бұрын

@@mineraftguy123 at least you won't get cops after you with Mohammed around lmao.

0:45 Bae: come over! Me: can’t I’m busy. Bae: my parents aren’t home. Me:

7:12 Ice Cold! xD

He makes CJ’s driving skills look good.

4 Years later and I'm still wondering how did he manage to get on top of that huge tower.

@Ok-us5th

6 жыл бұрын

Fireboy lmao same

Mohammad, the one driver who will always give you a memorable ride. Cab or no cab

5:38 Car design made by Mohammed!

Niko: damn! You can't drive! Mohammed: shut up and listen to the music! Lol

"Oh, be quiet and listen to the music, my friend." _Ragtime intensifies_

"I thought you would say you want to go to a brothel full of men" XD I love how he gets progressively mad at Niko each ride.

I love that Mohammed always saying "My friend"

This could've been a standard compilation of gameplay footage but was instead sculpted into comedy genius through clever editing. Great job!

Ice Cold man! :D

Mohammed is the funniest character in GTA history.

@MrMohamedsamtLiveTV

10 жыл бұрын

How about Roman? btw, my name is Mohammed. -_-

@SaadChisti

9 жыл бұрын

I agree. My name is Mohammed aswell

@archimedesbird3439

9 жыл бұрын

What about Maccer?

@alalvarez7301

9 жыл бұрын

Archimedes Bird " I CAN'T MOVE ME LEGS P, I WANKED THE USE OUTTA THEM!"

@ZedyerVenyar

9 жыл бұрын

***** "Theres some top fanny down at that pool Pabsy"

He called niko an immigrant, and he is an immigrant himself, LMAO

"Keep calm and insult the free loaders". Oh, wait... Also, using the swingset of death: not a shit given. It's like *boop* and keep going.

@AgentDanielCross

9 жыл бұрын

Just your ordinary day as the cab driver

0:50 "Just My Bloody Luck" Shit!

@arandomcanadian2948

3 жыл бұрын

My favorite part of the video

They should have where in GTA V in some taxi they have Mohammed

@user-kc6zy7zn9e

10 жыл бұрын

mohamed the craziest cab driver but is my friend

@kramer5772

9 жыл бұрын

hope it's available soon as a DLC, we all can use a good laugh.

Before Uber drivers there was Mohammed lol

9:29 sums up how every ride with Mohammed ends

3 жыл бұрын

Nah I would never kill him 😂 at first I thought if I kill him he will never spawn again and then I can't listen to his beautiful lines

I hated so much this character.. always shot him and exploded the car after his cab service..

@johnnyknoneborg8907

8 жыл бұрын

Didnt everyone?

@Roderick4057

8 жыл бұрын

not me.

@DoselH

8 жыл бұрын

I just punched everytime the car lol

@renanmonteiro316

6 жыл бұрын

ptlofts I shot him everytime after the ride,but kept the car.

@ritvikgiridharan2845

4 жыл бұрын

Personally I kicked him out of the car and then ran him over with it

I nearly died at 09:23 .I never laught that bad in my whole life

2:47 haha the guy getting the shit beat out of him xD

3:18 My response when someone cuts me off while driving in GTA IV

He is the funniest one in the game. I'm dying 😂

ROTFLOL I haven't laughed so much in a long time. Thanks for this. XD Thumbs up and added to my favorites.

@ibrahimalmsaed4111

10 жыл бұрын

Yeah I think that :$

Still a better love story than Twilight...

@mclaymore9387

3 жыл бұрын

We do not speak of that name.

It would have been great if a heist crew in GTA V was Michael, Franklin, Trevor, Paige, Packie, and Mohammed

5:39 OMG WHAT HAPPEN TO CAR

@ignacio4092

3 жыл бұрын

The swing of death.

1:45 did anyone notice the lady in red just disappeared from another dimension?

When Brucie popped on the screen and said "ice cold" with Mohammed I laughed so damn hard.

Damn they got the most stereotypical Indian accent guy, and I love it

He should be one of the drivers to choose in the robbery in GTA V (If my english is bad, sorry... :P)

@MKGOW93

10 жыл бұрын

Cierto y no te preocupes tu ingles es bueno

@karlo6388

10 жыл бұрын

Come to think of it, I should've done that

@fhuckgoogle4171

9 жыл бұрын

He should've been the driver who got shot at the start of the game

@mikauehara7777

7 жыл бұрын

Robsonski96 jeah. and there should be a DLC called "The Wheelman". then he should be added as drivers for robbery for SURE.

@Leoxed098

7 жыл бұрын

He should be unlockable like Packie. Mohammed would have been better than Taliana.

It just got in my recommendation. Thank you KZread, very cool!

Not gonna lie, I thought Conversation 5 7:50 was a hidden conversation on the game since back then, at some point i was playing the mission ‘Snow Storm’ to pick up Elizabeta’s Coke Im like “Holy shit”, this is too much of a coincidence

@jonahmoran3751

Жыл бұрын

I think it’s the suit

@patrickadi6155

2 ай бұрын

​@@jonahmoran3751 nah I got it randomly with normal clothes and no hat

Mohammed was on top of the Rotterdam tower "Just my bloody luck"

Mohammed should have been in gta v along with Niko to use in bank heists.

I need this man in GTA V. ROCKSTAR/MODDERS GET ON IT!

@Ok-us5th

6 жыл бұрын

Sulthan no we need the real guy

@thearmoredman8319

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ok-us5th 🤣🤣🤣

I love how they've gone from a serious, by the book walkthrough to little bits of humor here and there.

8:45 best line, It's like they're buddies that hate each other lol

I wish Mohammed was in GTA V.

@shoaibarshaddar

9 жыл бұрын

Louie Tissington How

@nonononononon71

9 жыл бұрын

From having too much pussy

@nonononononon71

9 жыл бұрын

***** what are aids

@regularassyoutube2581

9 жыл бұрын

Louie Tissington ok...PDH lesson every body

@nonononononon71

9 жыл бұрын

Nah I know no

Brilliant video. I love the ending 😂😂😂

3:31 "Course I love her my friend she cooks for me and does my laundry" -Mohammed 2008 I liked my own Comment Beacuse nobody will

0:49 Just my bloody luck! hahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha :D

I love how Mohammed thinks Niko isn't paying for the rides. He's literally giving part of his crime money to Roman xD

"My friend, you are a bitch!" That cracks me up every time!

"Just my bloody luck." Car hanging off the edge of a tower. Ha.

I always kill Mohammed with the RPG (kinda ironic) every time he gives me a ride.

@arescom4455

6 жыл бұрын

lol

@sweetkind4010

6 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately he will respawn every time😢

The reason im asking for a cab isn't because its free thats because i couldn't find a single cab nearby

I just wish my cousin is rich, own a depot cab and hire a guy like this so that i can be a "free loading shithole"

Mohamed: *Insults every driver he sees* Also Mohamed: *Is the worst driver in the game*

4:20 DOG LOVER

Mohammed: "I've seen shits you can't imagine" Niko: *Is a Yugoslav War veteran, is now living criminal life*

I love how Niko remains calm and acts sarcastic whenever he deals with assholes like Vlad and this guy

9:19 lol i like it when he increase his voice at the end

This is too funny! I could barely breath! I love GTASeriesVideos!!!

One of the best videos on KZread

Mohammed better be in gta 6 😤😤

I don't care how old this game is , we need a dlc of Mohamad !!

How did you get him to drive to the swing? I lost it at the flaming corpse behind Niko during the call, as awkward as a sentence that this is

Some amazing capture in this video. Very artistic.

this was an awesome video!

One of the characters you hate and love

@Numberonesambatukamfan

2 жыл бұрын

No, only love.

Been a long time since I played GTA IV, and I never met Mohammed... is the player playing as Mohammed, or is the AI THAT bad?

@mahimmarufuzzaman3588

8 жыл бұрын

No, you have to unlock him by hanging out with Roman too much he is gonna like u even more so then he is gonna offer u a cab and its u r choose. Just play gta iv again to find out more.

great fucking driver

7:11 I just lost it You're cold man,ice cold hahahahaha