Hello everyone! Here's a selection of the most popular, interesting moments and quotes from the beginning of the story in GTA IV. Since many people enjoyed my "GTA San Andreas - Best Moments & Quotes" series, I decided to upload a mini series of GTA 4. I wanted to do a complete series but the story gets darker and more serious once you progress it and in my opinion, the funniest moments and quotes are only at the beginning of the game. Also, it's been a while since I last uploaded a GTA 4 video. If you got any questions, feel free to ask. Cheers.

@crack4184

7 жыл бұрын

Stilefty GTA V and Vice City are funny too.

@Stilefty

7 жыл бұрын

I might make mini series for these games too in the future.

@Deception19985

6 жыл бұрын

Stilefty Where's Barbara with big titties and Stephanie who sucks like a vacuum?! XD

@geraldsmerea8888

6 жыл бұрын

Stilefty want to go bowling

@kallieblyan787

5 жыл бұрын

Stilefty jm1ijwij1jojwi

Roman falling asleep while Niko is telling a story....priceless and the funniest moment in any GTA ever.

@AsadAli72

4 жыл бұрын

darkest too. what niko was saying about war is too true.

@elseagullo4979

4 жыл бұрын

Roman (talking about himself & Brucie) - "We met online" Niko - "Oh. Lovemeet.net?"

@wanilimbe

4 жыл бұрын

Roman! Are you sleeping, you fat fuck!

@night-seeker666

3 жыл бұрын

@1,000 subs with a few vids That bit came on as I read.

@obamavrat671names

3 жыл бұрын

@@wanilimbe Come on!

"What's your name again?" "Big mouth prick" "Very catchy"

@mikeanderson1994

4 жыл бұрын

I always lol hard at that part 😂😂 i love niko he is the best

@flexangelo

3 жыл бұрын

U funny Guy I try

@Homophobic_racist_sexist

2 жыл бұрын

"Big dick papa" -flyingkitty

@ChaplainPhantasm

Жыл бұрын

Niko is a funny guy

GTA 4 got all kinds of gangsters Black, White, Italians, Jamaicans, Russian...

@sharquimetal

6 жыл бұрын

Chinese? x.x

@user_8982

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah Chinese too

@somefries3101

5 жыл бұрын

Latins

@K1NG0FW0LV35

5 жыл бұрын

@@somefries3101 the secretary was latino I think

@ondrejsuchon6601

5 жыл бұрын

@Average Guy there were russians too

Those jamican voice actors are probably legit Rastafarians

@ormhaxan

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, Rockstar has a tendency to go to the source for authenticity. They also had actual gang members record pedestrian dialogue for parts of Los Santos in GTA V.

@fatmandirtball4746

4 жыл бұрын

What about all the Italian American bosses in the 3d era, amirite?

@VotexSin

4 жыл бұрын

Authenticity wasn’t the case with Niko, as his language doesn’t sound normal to someone with the native language

@badreedinedjellali1328

4 жыл бұрын

little jacob is the resone why I turnd one subtitles 😂 even that didn't help me understand what he was saying

@snipertf2229

4 жыл бұрын

badreedine Djellali really? I’ve only had trouble understanding him once

Lol, Niko's voice is seriously one of the best parts of the game.

@MacenW

4 жыл бұрын

YOU AGAIN MY GOD LMAO FIRST 100 WAYS TO DIE IN RED DEAD 2 NOW THIS

@elmatapacos7441

4 жыл бұрын

"wheres barbara with big TITTIES"

@kylecalobtraceharper

4 жыл бұрын

@@elmatapacos7441 and Stephanie who sucks like a vacuum

@lcytmusic1095

4 жыл бұрын

Yeas

@user-dx9oy1tr6r

3 жыл бұрын

SHUT UUUP

GTA SA and IV has the best writing man I swear

@Phoenix-mn8qp

4 жыл бұрын

Every single Grand Theft Auto is.

@charliestrong1690

4 жыл бұрын

Most rockstar games are amazingly written

@Noelfriday

4 жыл бұрын

@@Phoenix-mn8qp Idk man, didn't really care about GTA 3 and LCS although I do like Toni Cipriani

@rxzt

4 жыл бұрын

And stories in my opinion

@nikto7297

3 жыл бұрын

GTA LCS too

6:43 actually made me laugh

Niko: What, you forgot our language? Roman: Uhh, kupusi? Niko: HAH

@tom_k_cook

4 жыл бұрын

I nearly suffocated laughing hearing that the first time.

@PrenticPetar

4 жыл бұрын

Its kupus which means cabbage

@whitegluestick6039

3 жыл бұрын

"...cabbage"

@SadBheeseChurger

3 жыл бұрын

@@PrenticPetar Why do yo guys call cabbage kupus tho? Its literally cabbage why call it another word?

@amarson2322

3 жыл бұрын

@@SadBheeseChurger nice logic man yeah why call it in serbian language lets just call it how it is in english IN SERBIAN LANGUAGE.

9:25 truer words have never been said

"Jacob, Jacob, Jacob... we have te teach Badman his lesson and ting." This line always makes me laugh

@pottytheparrot310

7 жыл бұрын

number9large "Yokel, Fatty Roman's cousin. What's your name again?"

@Sharmapa

7 жыл бұрын

Jalen Brito "Smoke's Extra Dip"

@pottytheparrot310

7 жыл бұрын

number9large Very catchy sit down

@edward7434

7 жыл бұрын

Me too.

@dp-zp6cn

6 жыл бұрын

Jalen Brito vlad? uhh name doesn't ring any bells I'm sorry

9:28 That will always stuck with me.

7:57 Roman's best joke ever🤣🤣

3:45 when the driver realises he is ruining the cutscene and step away from the camera before the director yells at him

@rasulpiruzi4656

2 жыл бұрын

Loooool

@fluffybunny0124

Жыл бұрын

"Soo, this is the show, huh ?" Lmfao 🤣🤣

6:37 Roman: "when are you gonna tell me properly what happened" (phone rings) niko: ah when you got time Roman:(hangs up phone) There I have time

@agustinromero8781

2 жыл бұрын

1000 iq moment

@tbxnintendo531

2 жыл бұрын

lol 😆

@fluffybunny0124

Жыл бұрын

The continue is after killing Vlad. That's where Niko will keep his promises (or not ?) to share his stories of his life previously. 😂😂

4:23 I love how pissed niko sounds

6:17 when my best friend gave everybody a piece of gum exempt for me

"what's your name again?" "Big Mouth Prick" 😂😂

"The American Dream doesn't exist" GTA IV, Mafia II

@alkhoaja

7 ай бұрын

Both legendary games.

Every moment with Vlad is quote worthy, the voice actor Misha Kuznetsov did amazing job

Vlad:"shit my nose bleeding, is my nose bleeding? " Niko: "No.Not yet. "

The graphics were so great at that time, love the story lines of this and the other 2 storylines with Luis and Johnny, by far one of the best games of it’s time

12:18 holy shit i never realized that reference was in there :o

@jaganmayanandan

3 жыл бұрын

What reference

@satanasatana7931

2 жыл бұрын

@@jaganmayanandan He's talking about Oleg Minkov the terrorist character that you have to kill in a mission in Gta 4... He appears in 12:18 so that is the reference he's talking about.

@victoriahowe5609

2 жыл бұрын

@@satanasatana7931 nope. actually, it’s a reference to a scene in midnight cowboy

@satanasatana7931

2 жыл бұрын

@@victoriahowe5609 Ohhh didn't knew that but still at 12:18 you can see Oleg Minkov the terrorist character from Gta 4 in the left part of the screen :))

I wish my cousins liked me that much.

@char915

4 жыл бұрын

I don’t even know most of my cousins...

4:58 Roman is my favorite lol

6:37 - 6:47 One of the best lmao

7:33 xD. "Did you just fucking walk in from 1985".

@David_Kin

3 жыл бұрын

I don't get it. Explain?

@DreyTheGamer

3 жыл бұрын

@@David_Kin He is dressed like a gopnik from the 80s

@David_Kin

3 жыл бұрын

7:31

@Lone_Coyote

11 ай бұрын

​@@DreyTheGamerBack to the Future reference?

i feel like this game is being ignored compared to gta v, san andreas, vice city, III, because the story is a little bit harder to relate to, but this game has so many memories to me. this was one of the coolest games you could own for that gen console at the time.

I died laughing at 10:13

“No I’m not gay” 😂

@nikto7297

3 жыл бұрын

I'm not gay....... I'm just gay

@matte_l3lack

2 жыл бұрын

2:41 Timestamp for the kids

@GRIMx47

2 жыл бұрын

@@matte_l3lack 😂😂 thank you

YELLOOOOWWW CAAARRRR!!!!

@rumham6703

6 жыл бұрын

SorinGames MISTER MAN

@Zuernaxashyr

5 жыл бұрын

@@rumham6703 Agrrrrrrrrhhhh

@gmmakesmehurl

5 жыл бұрын

Hahaha. Best taxi hail line ever.

@zaquibahmed5602

2 жыл бұрын

I'm having fun are you?!

6:36 what a wholesome moment between the cousins haha i dont even remember that one

6:11 -Go get me a coffee. -What? -GET ME A FUCKING COFFEE!! -=_= -Come on... I'll get you one

@David_Kin

3 жыл бұрын

6:12

"I'd treat you like an idiot, not a bitch" 😂😂😂 Roman is the best

I wish Roman's boss would meet Trevor once before he died by Niko's hands!

@Deyone_Jackson

5 жыл бұрын

If Trevor was there and Vlad talks to him like that.. I think Vladdy Boy and Hove Beach would burn

@paulclynes9865

5 жыл бұрын

@@Deyone_Jackson For all Trevor's madness he could be made useless and pathetic just by getting his mummy to show up, hilarious character but nowhere near as badass as people make him out to be.

@Deyone_Jackson

5 жыл бұрын

@@paulclynes9865 Yeeeahhh I don't know.. I think his mummy wouldn't really care if he wants to decapitate Vladdy-Boy and even if she would he would do it anyways. Especially after this little situation at the end of GTA V, he probably doesn't give a fuck about her anymore🤷🏻‍♂️

@DSI8

Жыл бұрын

WHAT KIND OF F%CKING ANIMAL DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?! No, I wouldn't kill him... BUT! I WOULD KIDNAP HIS WIFE!

I honestly wanna try out this "Where is my fucking money" after shave

"That's it. Niko... not big mouth prick. You funny guy" "I try." funniest part

8:10 He is not my friend he is my loan shark..🤣🤣

@agustinromero8781

2 жыл бұрын

Hes melon shark... Thats what i understood 😂

Uhh... Fun fair.

8:47 GET OUT OF HERE NOW! The way he says it is so funny.

@Bladez5

Жыл бұрын

Yeah 😂

2:23 got me rolling

I love the dynamic between Roman and all his loan sharks

I've been playing GTA games since the early 2000's and Nico Bellic is the best; he has the emotional depth and the hardcore attitude boys can look up to.

5:11 😂😂😂

8:58 Oh my god it's so funny how Roman moves his hands)

1:02 - “Screw you... screw you all! My cousin is here! Niko Bellic! HE’S THE FACKING MAN, BIETCHES!!!”

back when when i used to play this game all day...it became a part of my life,i miss those days ;(

Where are you taking me? "Niko" YOU LOOK GOOD

12:28 this scene always cracks me up... AAAAGHHHH! That’s better!

@cheems8089

2 жыл бұрын

Muneh

Niko is the best saying: Screw you!

Every time when Vlad calls Niko for the first time,I end dialogue after Niko says "Vlad? Name doesn't ring any bells, I'm sorry" just to imagine that Niko doesn't like to speak with unknown callers

@slavicvasenin6685

2 жыл бұрын

Relatable to me

Introducing John Wick: oh shit... Introducing Niko Bellic: 1:07

Vlad: "Get me a fucking coffee!" Niko: eyes watering. Also the health inspector sounds like a character from Bully.

My favourite one is the one of Vlad making fun of Roman xD Niko: Vladdy boy! I'd like a word with you. Vlad: What are you doing here? Did I summon you... boy? Niko: I told you to stay away from Mallorie. Vlad: Go away! Niko: And now Roman is upset. Vlad: Oh, Roman is upset. Excuse me. Do you think I give a fuck, peasant? (Roman walks in) Vlad: Oh, there he is. Hey fatty, I'm sorry you're so upset. Oh Boo fucking hoo hahaha.

whenever vlad calls niko a yokel its the funniest thing ever

if Vlad remained friends with Niko and Roman this game could have been funny as fuck 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Vlad : Get me a fucking coffee ! Niko : *looks at vlad angrily* Vlad : come on i will get you one

Glad to see this video finally being made! I made the same vid 6 months ago, inspired by you, Stilefty. Sad to hear that this won't be a longer series.

@Stilefty

7 жыл бұрын

You never know!

"You spoke then you say your phone out of batteries." Gta 4 has the most entertaining scenes as a gta. 😂

3:04 That's the laugh of someone who is full of crap, or something like that...

Awesome Video Just Like Gta - San Andreas Best Moments I Laughed So Hard My Kidney Did Hurt :)

@Stilefty

7 жыл бұрын

I'm glad you've enjoyed it! :)

It's endearing but kinda sad how happy Niko sounded when he met Roman at the beginning. Never to sound as happy again.

Niko: How much? Francis: How much?? Good money... Two G's. Niko: Two?... You mean five.

11:48 come on yokel XDDDDD

9:40 Im LEEEAKING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

"We walked all the way over here so u can snort coke" ,man idk why but that line always cracks me up.

12:21 midnight cowboy

"You funny guy" "I try" Said in the most fun, depressing and enjoyable GTA Game of all time

I just noticed Niko English gets better throughout the game

I love these do more pls lol

2:46 Producer : *LESLIE BENZIES*

My nose bleeding? Not yet 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

9:08 😂😂

man, gta iv always has the best lines.

Niko’s voice is so iconic 😂

08:58

I would agree that the story gets more serious as you go on but Packie and his brothers are in the late game and they're funny as hell

6:11 What works on Roman, does not necessarily work on Nico

Do a complete series bro please packie and mr faustin had some funny ass moments too

I swear I can watch it all the time over and over again and I will always laugh.

6:47 - 7:20 8:57 - 9:52 Best ones in my opinion

Niko is so so so innocent 😂😢

Even though vlad appeared only for a short time, he got some funny lines too

I love how Vlad knows you shouldn´t fuck with Niko. He tries but stops the moment Niko stares at him. Ngl, if we go by messed up stuff the characters did, Niko is probably on Trevor´s levels of messed up. We don´t see most of it,it happened in his past, but you know Niko saw and did some REALLY fucked up shit. The difference is, Niko knows. He knows he is an horrible person. Trevor..not so much

6:51 whats mine is mine😹😹

Best Gta ever

Best game ever !!, im sure stilefty agrees with me!!

The fact this is only in the early part of the game says a lot about GTA's humor

This is literally the first like 7 or 8 missions. Its not the funniest moments of the game. Its literally just the beginning of the game man

@faizaan_787

4 жыл бұрын

Read the video description

12:19 when vlad is colorblind to the traffic light:

Well done!! :)

I Enjoyed the video Thanks

Little Easter egg for ya. Whenever Roman is dressed like in the opening cutscene (the shirt with the shapes design) if you look closely the dead cockroach is still stuck to his shoe.

"Oooooohh mystery man" That makes me crack up

Random black dude: "damn son that was some video game shit". Cracks me up

"Capitalism is a dirty business" One of my favorite lines from Niko Bellic

@Gabriel-pw3uu

3 жыл бұрын

Like war?

@akostoth9389

3 жыл бұрын

@@Gabriel-pw3uu Not exactly

@Gabriel-pw3uu

3 жыл бұрын

@@akostoth9389 No, maybe no. When you are going to tell me properly about what happend, I am not going to judge you.

@salle6307

3 жыл бұрын

@@Gabriel-pw3uu Aaaah... when you got time.

@Gabriel-pw3uu

3 жыл бұрын

@@salle6307 (Turning off the ringing phone) There, I have time.

Love how all of these are from the first 15 minutes of the game

Uhhh...Cabbages?

@underscore_tip

6 жыл бұрын

Nazar Oshtuk kupusi?

the definition of war was on point tho

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