He’s all dressed up like a figure skater about to hit the ice.

It’s almost like having a stove with two burners. Revolutionary!

@tsemiu

7 ай бұрын

Fr. Uses a fraction of the energy but yeah. I think that's the point too but yeah.

@adamcharp

2 ай бұрын

@@tsemiu Yeah because one of the biggest energy expenditures in a household is from use of the stove. LOL. uh huh.

@adamcharp

2 ай бұрын

hahaha, exactly

@microbios8586

25 күн бұрын

​@@adamcharp Electric stoves actually do use a lot of energy. I get power alerts when I use the stove for more than an hour at a time in a day. It's an extra $1-3 a day. Considering I normally only use $2 a day on power, that's actually considerable percentage wise.

@waikeonglim7703

14 күн бұрын

They are also easier to clean

“I’m not even gonna get a bowl dirty I’m just gonna shake it in the bag.” Cathy you little devil

@adamcharp

2 ай бұрын

Of course, she DOES get a bowl dirty. She puts the salad in the serving bowl. Which obviously you have to do to serve it. So... she was referring to dirtying a SEPARTE bowl just to toss the salad in the dressing? Who would have done that in this scenario? Nobody. Everyone would have poured the lettuce into the serving bowl, put the dressing on, and tossed it in the serving bowl. No dirtying an extra bowl. I realize in restaurants they would toss in separate bowl, but at home? For a packaged Caesar salad? Come on.

@JoshLeRose

10 күн бұрын

100000 IQ move

i dont think anyone knows how relaxing infomercials are to me, theyre so dumb. but it genuinely makes me feel better, calmer..

@doriangonzalez1159

6 ай бұрын

Thanks to Lord.... I thought that I'm the only one... Now we are two. 😅

@josefinahirschfeld7980

6 ай бұрын

ME TOO!!

@Haffmatthew

3 ай бұрын

Me too!

@martinvain

2 ай бұрын

i love playing these as background sound to help me sleep lol it really gives you the feel as a kid staying up late and falling asleep to these.

@adamcharp

2 ай бұрын

100% agree

@4:40 Cathy: You like a Caesar salad? Anthony: Love it! Cathy: Let me show you something that has absolutely nothing to do with it!

@LemonsMissy

Жыл бұрын

I know.... she added the chicken to it later, but it really struck me funny at first

@leelalo6625

Жыл бұрын

😂

@dickiegreenleaf750

3 ай бұрын

😆 😊

joe farago must’ve been like “cathy i can’t with these xpress’es anymore”

@hanj31

Жыл бұрын

I wish he could have been on again for the trifecta

@prudies.3375

Жыл бұрын

Stahhhp lol

@DizzyedUpGirl

Жыл бұрын

He burned his mouth too hard last time.

@kewl851

Жыл бұрын

@@DizzyedUpGirl on that pizza!!!

@DizzyedUpGirl

Жыл бұрын

@@kewl851 the noise he made!

Another full length Cathy Mitchell infomercial I will now watch a million times over lol

@nalleinsowilo6268

Жыл бұрын

I was raised on her stuff my grandmother would buy everything from cathy

@DizzyedUpGirl

Жыл бұрын

We will make fun of it and her, but also we will want one and adore her.

@MichaelHanleyRFSN

Жыл бұрын

@@DizzyedUpGirl could not agree more

@MichaelHanleyRFSN

Жыл бұрын

@@nalleinsowilo6268 that's wonderful. She has allot of different products to enjoy no doubt

@adamcharp

2 ай бұрын

exactly. I thought I was alone.

“You like Caesar salad”? “Oh yeah” “F that I’m gonna cook corn muffins!”

I binge watched these ads during the pandemic. I love Cathy Mitchell. I think I've watched all of her informercials on KZread.

I’d be pissed if I kept buying her product and she kept upgrading with new attachments to cook the same meals.

@adamcharp

2 ай бұрын

yeah and she introduces this one as "better coating that doesn't flake" translation: the last one had a piece of crap coating that flaked

holy shit finally the full infomercial for this thing. the only one that was circulating for awhile was just within 9mins

"Making the possibilities endless." Five is apparently the end.

@adamcharp

2 ай бұрын

LOL

90s and 2000s, the golden era of infomercials. I friggin LOVE Cathy Mitchell!!!!

You know how old this is when she said she bought all those items for less than $10 and you immediately yelled to yourself, “yeah right..”

@LinkRocks

11 ай бұрын

LOL I did the same.

@LasVegasBabe15

29 күн бұрын

The date of the receipt was from 2012

"I can't wait another moment, I gotta have a popper... MMMmmmm." okay Aaron, we see you...

I hated these as a kid, but now that I’m grown I like to fall asleep to these lol

@candigirl4041

Жыл бұрын

Me too!

@tggfriends92

Жыл бұрын

Same.

@chrissy410

2 ай бұрын

Me 2

18:00 that's not a sear, that's caramelization from the sugar based sauce you put on only one side.

@adamcharp

2 ай бұрын

exactly.

I was confused when I first heard her voice, realizing that it wasn't a jaboody dub.

Mmm unseasoned, plain chicken tender

I've never seen fast food meatloaf

@microbios8586

25 күн бұрын

Boston Market

“I’m a ramen noodle expert. I got to taste this!” (Forks a carrot and eats it)

Why eat that nasty Egg McMuffin when you can have an all-natural sandwich of bacon bits, egg substitute and velveeta cheese?

@augustogonzalez1636

2 жыл бұрын

Yuck. I neither wanna eat this. Thanks! 😖

@aimeeserrano2041

2 жыл бұрын

Lol right

@Ajae78

2 жыл бұрын

Cathy’s version of anything “all natural” is always some processed crap like dough from a can. 😆

@DizzyedUpGirl

Жыл бұрын

Meanwhile an Egg McMuffin has a real egg.

@Moon_Presence

Жыл бұрын

Fun fact: Velveeta cheese used to be a lot different than what it is today, and it actually tasted good, till it got sold and butchered.

I liked the part where she just dumped out a bag of chopped romaine lettuce.

@myshadowstalksme

2 жыл бұрын

I thought I was tripping lol. That salad was dry as hell.

"Iffy" corn muffin mix 🤣🤣🤣

Cathy: “Are you three hungry? Lemme cook you up a ribeye, grilled salmon and some meatloaf!” *turns to left* “And you three? Share this personal pizza and a can of soup.”

@jbdixon4020

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 “and a can of soup”

@JonnyMReck

10 ай бұрын

LOL

@adamcharp

2 ай бұрын

LOL

I’ve never seen this infomercial before. It’s like Xpress lore 😂.

Her voice is old now. I've watched her since I was a kid with "The Snackmaster" and "Microcrisp." I love Cathy Mitchell.

@electronixTech

2 жыл бұрын

Don't forget the Turbo Cooker.

It's Friday night, I'm watching infomercials from the 00's in 2022. Where did it all go so wrong? Aaron Priceman is hot thou

@1javixD

3 ай бұрын

You know he’s hella gay. Clearly a sister

Cathy: "See no sticking" Me: looks in pan 100% sees sticking.

@OckGypsy

Ай бұрын

Also Cathy: spray nonstick spray on the pan.

@JuanHerrero

Ай бұрын

26:30 "Well, the plates are empty..." *You can clearly see there's leftovers*

Also hilarious that Aaron is watching over her shoulder as if he's never seen food before!😆

@jusssayin480

Жыл бұрын

I totally agree. He keeps moving his head around and it's just hilarious.

@SunnyKiss1982

Жыл бұрын

He probably trying to learn how to cook.

@Ih8kone

3 ай бұрын

He had never seen _her_ food before.

@adamcharp

2 ай бұрын

LOL i love reading all your comments, you guys are hilarious

@Ih8kone

25 күн бұрын

@@adamcharp I am not trying to be hilarious. I am trying to be serious.

I can see people who hate or do not cook often loving this appliance, but I do enjoy cooking. This was fun to watch though. Thank you.

Ha! Cathy done traded in Joe for a younger model! Go on girl! 😂😂😂

I know they're moving quick to get stuff done, but I can't stop thinking about how there isn't any salt or pepper in these thangsss lmao.

@grilledcheese4701

9 ай бұрын

😂

Anyone else just love how at 22:05 everyone was silent and giving a cringe face when the steak came out "well done, just like you asked for" 😂😂😂

@candigirl4041

Жыл бұрын

That poor man most certainly did not ask for that lol.

@leelalo6625

Жыл бұрын

😂

Imagine living in the alternate universe of informercials. The simplist tasks render you completey inept, you are in fear of danger using items millions of people already use multiple times a day, and you have mere minutes to complete anything outside of work. Plus, your interpersonal dialogue is dominated by your corporate overlords as you scramble drastically to unnaturally wedge product plugs into everyday conversation.

"After fitness marketer Gaia acquired the assets of the original marketer of the GT XPress 101 and the Xpress Redi, Set Go, they abandoned the product after its initial test produced lower sales that the predecessors." Sad to say this product is no more.

Damn... they got rid of the older guy and replaced him with this HOT STUD. I'd cook him an omelette in the morning after making him sweat all night.

@user-dz6io2jo6y

7 ай бұрын

I wouldn’t kick him out of bed for eating that biscuit abomination, that’s for sure

@sadclownjoin5021

Ай бұрын

What???

When they call you a 'television personality' you know you've hit the big time!

The nostalgia. I used to stay up late and fall asleep as I watch infomercials as a kid. Now I’m an adult falling asleep to the exact same informercials that KZread suggested. What a crazy life 😂

"I've gotta have a popper." Did the folks writing this stuff know what they were doing?

I wished they made it earlier, when I was in college. It would have been a great way to cook food in my dorm.

I don’t know why but i love those videos with this lady making food ! 😆

Cathy is like a character that Edie McClurg should have played. .

Her "kid" has gotta be 50. Why she still cooking his eggs?

@tylertyler82

11 ай бұрын

I’ve met plenty of helpless 50 year olds sadly

@daydreamcomedianne

9 ай бұрын

When he visits and wants to make him some eggs for breakfast.

@dickiegreenleaf750

3 ай бұрын

lol!!!!

@adamcharp

2 ай бұрын

LOL

@adamcharp

2 ай бұрын

LOL

We want Farago! We want Farago!

@DizzyedUpGirl

Жыл бұрын

I wouldn't mind thicc boy Fowler either.

Thank goodness they cropped out dude’s head at 0:16 to spare him his dignity.

That $10 bag of groceries from 2012 are now $17.20 if purchased from today's Wal-Mart prices.

I love this video. I like that the Xpress Platinum comes with a little timer.

"We'll fix it in post" I'm sure was a very commonly used statement while filming those 😂 And any meat turns brown if painted with varnish, and we never see the other side of the hard cooked steak. But I love those infomercials

Fun fact: Cathy uses her inventions to make food for her grandkids.

I love at around 3:50 she says "I bought about $10 worth of groceries..." and the receipt pops up - it's about $10 now just for the chicken tendies! 🤦‍♀

How many time are they going to remake this machine ?

@augustogonzalez1636

2 жыл бұрын

But now it's already sold out.

Who is Allen Priceman?

I love how the steamer is a free gift, but also one of the core functions they advertised.

Campbell’s soup + fried pie crust = pot pie

@florencemiller7826

11 ай бұрын

I didn't know that's all it takes to make a pot pie lol

@daydreamcomedianne

8 ай бұрын

"Mom can we have a pot pie?" "We have pot pies at home!"

My aunt, rest in peace, bought all the products from this lady's infomercial...

It's not a Cathy Mitchell video if she doesn't do that "corndog"

@adamcharp

2 ай бұрын

LOL yeah!

Cathy Mitchell the queen of pizzas n cinnamon rolls LoL 😂

So now it’s a plug-in frying pan. Imagine having 4 pans!…simultaneously…over a range…wait a second… 🤣

I've never gotten meat loaf at a fast food restaurant ... maybe a sit down restaurant...

The salad kills me!!! There's no dressing on it!!!!

@adamcharp

2 ай бұрын

LOL

New invention, a timer.

"Television Personality" - what a devastating description.

3:47 great = oh fuq here we go again

Cathy could sell sand to the Arabs, and ice to the Eskimos 😂

I ordered the red version, the redi set go unit from QVC one time and used it many times. I never saw the infomercial for this version on tv. Wonder if I could find one to purchase somewhere?

“Meals made with love!” Yeah because the hour I spent slaving over a hot stove for an hour making sure you’re chicken or steak is cooked all the way through don’t mean shit! Sign me up!

@ChaosDave2

Ай бұрын

If anyone served me a meal of products in a half moon shape and then they told me it was made with love, I might not believe them.

She is just ready to go in a split second.

Actually, if you have a regular pan at home, it will do the same job...

@mochimoonbunnie

Жыл бұрын

Yes but this is still good for uni students who live in small dorms with no space for a stove.

@tylertyler82

11 ай бұрын

@@mochimoonbunnieI like your optimism!

Lol at all the different colors of duct tape placed on random spots of the packaging to censor out the brand names. Gotta love low-budget infomercials 😉

Which year this infomercial was filmed? Cathy looks a bit chunkier here than the Dump infomercials.

@kianjhtung

2 жыл бұрын

Well, I think that this informercial came out sometime in 2012 because I saw the Xpress Ready Set Go informercial in 2009. I wouldn’t call Cathy Mitchell Chunky. She looks great since she is cooking with minimal oil.

@tonypaella

2 жыл бұрын

@@kianjhtung i'd definitely hit it

@AnthonyWilliams-li5mz

2 жыл бұрын

@@kianjhtung and without her cinnamon rolls

Why are we all here willingly watching infomercials?

The dressing did not mix into that salad very well..lol

Sad to say food does stick even with PAM it still sticks really bad

@Ajae78

Жыл бұрын

Yup. I had the first version of this and everything I tried making stuck. Then the coating flaked off. I ended up tossing it.

Ok how does she calculate these calories?

@JuanHerrero

Ай бұрын

There's tools online, but they might have hired a nutritionist or two, chiefly to check over the cookbook.

No cinnamon buns?!?! Have they no shame anymore?

Who the EFF orders fast food meatloaf?

@Ajae78

2 жыл бұрын

People who go to Boston Market?

@sophievanderbilt1325

Жыл бұрын

@@Ajae78 …who goes to Boston market?

@katieulrich8445

Жыл бұрын

I know, right?! I personally hate meatloaf!! 😬 and the meatloaf they showed looks awful!!!

i love this one

So many continuity errors 😂

I have never seen this whole thing. Like an As Seen on TV grail just randomly uploaded to KZread 😂

A bag of groceries for $10?! Yeah right! Maybe if I bought them at the dollar tree (which I do, unfortunately 😕)

You had me at cocoon

What restaurant serves boiled potatoes which magically turn into mashed potatoes, shitty frozen peas and carrots and some barely-battered chicken tenders and calls it expensive? How embarrassing.

There's no dressing on that caesar salad...

@kebby8251

Жыл бұрын

She literally dumped the dressing in the bag and shook it

9:57 where the hell did the mini pepperoni come from? Are they turkey pepperoni too?

Today I learned that there’s fast food meatloaf out there

Aaron certainly love his poppers 😜😜😜

this whole video is insanity

Looking at it all I see is Teflon. Sorry sticking with my stainless steel pots and pans.

Ok so....i think they are stretching here a bit with the steamer and two useable sides...there are other things that do the exact same thing

I need Mateo Lane to also react to this

7:06 "oh!" love it. it's so fake. but so charming.

Who flipped the salmon? It was brown all over but she only touched it once

I need one of these

I doubt Aaron’s claim to parenthood. Although I suppose in the waning Twink years gay men can become parents.

14:26 “Portion control” of a big ol’ hunk of cake with a gooey candy bar center and topped with whipped cream.

22:27 Whoa … what happened to the bread? 😂🍞

@jusssayin480

2 жыл бұрын

The bread wasn't supposed to be eaten. It was just under the meatloaf to soak up grease.

@sophievanderbilt1325

Жыл бұрын

It’s sacrificial bread

@anabetancourt9316

Ай бұрын

Yea, that piece of bread was for the Gods. Lol

3:47 "Iffy" instead of "Jiffy" lol

no salt, no pepper :(

I love to imagine Cathy all alone in her kitchen with random bullshit kitchen gadgets dinging and beeping while she uses up her leftovers and makes sus cinnamon-roll abominations 'for the children' who must be like 50yo by now.