I despise Christmas. There,I said it.

@AnneAndersonFoxiepaws

5 ай бұрын

It's got nothing to do with Christanity, more like Mammon worship. I really think it's OTT and makes so many people unhappy !

@debbieward5735

5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@charlesjackson7904

24 күн бұрын

You’ll be sorry

I feel like I'm watching a glossy magazine from the 90's. Deliciously nostalgic.

It’s December so I’m here for my annual viewing of this classic!

@vintagespider5627

5 ай бұрын

I’m here with you merry Christmas 🎁

@philstrachan

5 ай бұрын

Me too 🤪👍

@janolaful

5 ай бұрын

​@@philstrachan me too I'm a grumpy women at Christmas too 😂

@John-wg6bc

5 ай бұрын

I watch this, and the men version, and the Grumpy Christmas one with men & women, on here every year. It's a tradition! I know the script 😅

@BlueInk912

5 ай бұрын

Merry Christmas everyone here. 🌲

Afraid I can’t relate to this anymore 😂. I must be the Christmas grinch. Keeping it VERY simple here!

@andrewharald

Ай бұрын

Hi 🤗

Christmas is as hard or easy as you want to make it!!! Christmas to me is church, cosy Christmas films, wondetful TV, chillin and a budget of £5 per person, I'd rather give to charity....adopt a donkey, and people give my budget to Charity, I love the old fashioned Christmas 😊❤

I remember being a teenager when this came out what 20 years ago maybe and now I am a grumpy old woman 😂

"Cult of Christmas" is SOOOOOOOOO true! And it's only gotten worse! 😳 It's no longer a holiday, it's an industry.

@charlesjackson7904

7 ай бұрын

Kneel

@pamelatorres156

5 ай бұрын

It's better celebrated in Germany, Italy, or Sweden. Christmas feels a bit more magical in places like these.

It's Sunday lunch with a few extras! 😂😂😂

@509sAngel

4 ай бұрын

Yes! That's exactly it. Followed by boardgames in my home.

I adored this when it first aired and play it as a Christmas rite every year.

@Hannwilliams

Жыл бұрын

Exactly what I’m doing right now! I love the grumpy old men one too 😆

@sapphirenash981

Жыл бұрын

@@Hannwilliams this! Every year without fail :)

@SelinaBeana

8 ай бұрын

I love this too. I remember loving it when it came out & I was only in my early 20’s. You’d probably like the older & wider podcast that Jenny Eclair & Judith Holder (she’s the lady who acts in this)

@glenmorgan4597

7 ай бұрын

Love this along with men one as I'm a right miserable c**t

@michaelj.beglinjr.2804

7 ай бұрын

@@glenmorgan4597 ----You're what? A Cult? Chat? Chit? Cent? Cant? Colt? Cast? Cyst? Clit? Lmao. I'd say clit is as close as you wanted to get, huh?

I don't have any cookbooks by Delia or Nigella, I don't make my own mince pies, or Christmas cake or sausage rolls. The only decorations are on the Christmas tree which goes up about 3 days before Christmas. I don't care what a lack of Christmas cards says about me, although I do like to make sure Christmas dinner is good and the table is laid nicely. I don't go completely go nuts like I used to.

I hate the words from my husbands mouth, as we’re about to go for a pre Christmas meal out with friends, or a birthday, ‘Did you get a birthday/Christmas card for so and so’. I could get into very strong words with him, starting with’ Why, did you get cards for them too?’.

@perimele6

5 ай бұрын

Divorce him

Ah, finally a Christmas themed subject I haven't seen before that makes me genuinely grin my widest grin and makes me relaxed. I love the Brits.

I have never seen this but what stands out to me is that as funny as these women are , ALL that they say is SAD BUT TRUE !!! I bowed out of ALL THAT IS XMAS 20+ years ago . I don't buy presents for ANYONE and I don't expect any from anyone . I don't stress , I don't care -- my blood pressure is high enough without all that commercial , pretentious BS .

This is brilliant! Thanks for uploading!

Thank you for uploading this video. I watch this every year, this never gets old.

I'm a grumpy old woman and have been for at least 10 years now. I don't do Xmas, it's the solstice around then and that's more important to me, I am a grumpy old Heathen in fact!

```out of work actor with bad breath - classic!

I fixate on Christmas for the entire year and then realize on Christmas Eve that I haven't dug out the cups, plates and glasses with the yuletide designs out of the garage AGAIN this year. They're out there somewhere. I'll probably find them in June when I'm looking for something else.

I think that one of the best things of the whole coronash*t is that we have learned that we DO NOT NEED TO BE SOCIAL. I honestly love not having to go through all this...

"Turkey's so fowl" ... well done.

@jade7249

5 ай бұрын

I don't like Turkey give me chook ( chicken ) any day sry I'm Australian

Love this and grumpy old men Christmas. And it's so true. We may as well not celebrate the holiday again because we can't afford it anymore due to inflation. It's a nightmare. I love Jenny's comment on how lavish West End productions require less prep work 😂

Winnie Wallace.....My Christmas would be spoilt if Anne Widdecombe turned up. Imagine having to listen to that voice all day.

Exactly what Christmas is not about. That's why it's so grim.

Lafayette died from the breath filled kiss from Leslie Joseph

It is November 29th 2022 and the Christmas madness had well and truly started. Oh hell, here we go again!

@charlesjackson7904

Жыл бұрын

Deal with it

@Chasworth

Жыл бұрын

@@charlesjackson7904 no

@charlesjackson7904

Жыл бұрын

@@Chasworth yep or else

I love these women so much. ❤soulmates❤

I remember when this was first on TV. Still hilarious. Isn't arabella weir gorgeous in this?

@MaulPark

5 ай бұрын

Totally Agree, She's Stunning....

My first time seeing this...hilarious. I'm American and it is true here...lol

Traditions are very out dated. I loved the magical Xmas times when a young and innocent girl sharing fun and happy times with my big family back in the fifties/sixties. These days it just seems over commercialised and is consumerism gone mad. I can understand why so many people stress and strain and get into so much debt about it. I don`t envy the parents of today who are put under so much financial pressure which surrounds them competing with other parents/ friends and families. Providing for their kids with just the basics and essentials is not easy at the best of times. Material things are not important in life they are just stuff which clutter our lives and the older we get the more we realise it. Kindness in deeds and love is the best things we can give and offer to others and which are priceless, and should be given all year round not just once a year.

@John-wg6bc

5 ай бұрын

You remember them fondly because you were young, healthy and carefree. Nostalgia ain't what it used to be...

Love all these grumpy guide to Christmas there are 2. I absolutely cry laughing I am a grumpy woman at Christmas when Penny Smith says she hates it I know that feeling 😖 This is brilliant and I watch it over and over can’t get enough this makes my Christmas 😂

Thanks for uploading it in one file. Play this every year a few times before Christmas, Love it :)

Great fun!

Having just watched the other two Grumpy Christmas specials, I still wasn't feeling the grumpy spirit, but thanks to you, this will be my grumpiest Christmas ever...

You have to control Christmas, rather than allow Christmas to control you! My Xmas tree goes up the week of Xmas, not a day before. I limit my gift buying to parents and siblings, and we all set a limit of £10 each, so just a gesture of a gift really. We get together for Xmas lunch on Xmas day, and that’s it. End of.

@jacquigriffin5973

5 ай бұрын

Sounds like a man, or the woman who organizes everything. Who buys, brings home and decorates the tree, hosts the event, cooks the Christmas lunch, buys the gifts and cleans up.

I love anything I receive but I've never received used soap so ... And my mom was always a good gift giver and receiver but we did help her get the gifts when we were adults, especially my oldest brother and myself. The three of us did most of the wrapping too. My brother is a great wrapper and I would match ribbon and bow and label. We miss our mom.

Love this show I watch this at christmas thanks for the video this is funny to watch kym

The only way to get through Christmas is by buying and drinking copious amounts of alcohol.

You've GOT TO have one Brussel Sprouts at xmas dinner because Mum went to the extra trouble of throwing a vegetable in boiling water for a bit 🙄

@emmajanewatts4388

5 ай бұрын

You’ve got to take the outer leaves off and cross the bottoms, it takes ages because they’re so small and fiddly 😂

@philstrachan

5 ай бұрын

@@emmajanewatts4388 cover them in cheese or butter - whatever's available! 😁

Apparently, nobody in England can cook a turkey, which is sad because, if done correctly, they are delicious.

@sumaiyakayani

6 ай бұрын

would like your recipe please?

@pheart2381

6 ай бұрын

I can cook a turkey properly. Unfortunately I hate Christmas so only me and the cat get to enjoy it.

@rosemarydudley9954

5 ай бұрын

Turkeys, like chicken should be cooked "upside down", i.e. breast down so all the juices run into it and keep it moist. Not a lot of people know that.

@user-ek8wd3uo3u

5 ай бұрын

Even when doe well... it is just bland. We have beef or lamb every year :P (we will die of strokes, bowel cancer, and heart attacks, but at least we had a good few meals).

I could quite easily join in with these women I’m really bah humbug about Christmas I hate it

Turkey is fowl……haha 😂 😂😂

@andrewharald

Ай бұрын

Hi 🤗

@andrewharald

Ай бұрын

How are you Marian

Micah’s daddy jumped off the dam

I’m same decorating a bit and wash curtains!

I never went in for the craze presents... except the Tamagotchi. My parents said it was a phase... I am twenty-eight and I still put it on my "list" every year in hope.

Eyyy thanks for uploading it all in one! Watch this every year along with Xmas Creature Comforts 🎄

Thoroughly enjoyed this thanks 😊😅😅

I hope that my comment was successfully posted. Very Weary Santa Susie

Agree on the turkey. What the hell is that bland bird.??

Ground mace is a spice you can tell she doesnt cook .

Micah’s daddy was damned by the guilt

Watching this in 2023 this should be ‘ Grumpy RICH women at Christmas ‘.

@andrewharald

Ай бұрын

Hi 🤗

They always talk about "sprouts". I guess that must be a British thing. 'the leathery dry turkey" thing must be British also, as I make a Turkey for T-day and Christmas(as an American!) and mine is never dry nor leathery! Only things I dispute!

@judybage4083

5 ай бұрын

I love sprouts and the only turkey I ever overcooked was the first one I ever cooked. I was 19 with a 3 month old. I learned very quick that was money wasted we couldn’t afford. We brits have a tradition of being very self deprecating 🤣🤣🥳

Weaponised incompetence on behalf of these 'men'.

@ivanovskameow999

5 ай бұрын

For real! Don't know what's the point of being partnered up with such useless manchildren.

Absolutely brilliant ❤

If my comment wasn’t successfully published, I shall repost Christmas 2024….

@andrewharald

Ай бұрын

Hello 🤗

Lafayette nearly killed his father

I watch this every year too! I love the little Vignettes of the Lady and the family at Christmas lol! I like how they filmed the actress in real places, and even times of day like when she was seeing to the Turkey early in the Morning! 'The size of that Turkey, though!'. Sheila Hancock is so right "Why do we eat Turkey at Christmas, it's so foul; It tastes of nothing" lol. Janet Street Porter's story about going away, and her Mother insisting she take this Special gift with her to open is hilarious! Never heard of her wet flannel game, sounds funny! As is Arabella Weir's story about the Soap on a rope! Happy Christmas everyone:) xo

@John-wg6bc

5 ай бұрын

The woman in the VT is the producer! She went on to produce the stage shows and podcast.

@debbieward5735

5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂 And Jane Moore saying she'd never be chosen as a child to play Mary in the nativity play, because she had a haircut like Oliver Cromwell !!! Hahaha, That had me laughing out loud ! 😂😂😂😂

Lucifer turned Micah’s daddy into chizza then swallowed him alive

Mamma Rudd and mamma Julia use their breath to annihilate kids to damnation

I’m like this all year around.crap existence 😢

I cannot stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Micah’s daddy was killed by the Manchurian candidate

Micah’s daddy was killed by a form of navalny

Brenda’s belches ends the life of children forever

The grumpy guide to the 80s I cried laughing 😂

@Wisdom-Nuggets-Tid-Bits

6 ай бұрын

late 90s

I wish I still had people to 'do' Christmas for.....I would love nothing more :(

You have a choice - do Christmas or don’t do Christmas 🤷‍♀️up to you really

@andrewharald

Ай бұрын

Hi 🤗

So funny 😊😂

Micah’s daddy was killed by the eighth world wonder

This is great, but you learn to master it, Buy a second hand chest freezer for a kick off and click and buy. making festive time for the fun things. Or fly off to an air band b for a month to Austria. or the Canay Isles to escape the pis£ wet of the UK

Micah’s daddy this is war

Tiggs kids playing with toys

Watching this I'm glad we moved to New Zealand.

@mjames4709

6 ай бұрын

Huh?

@karensmith7927

5 ай бұрын

Why ??

@garycooper9207

5 ай бұрын

@@karensmith7927 I know. They don't even do X-mas cleaning. They just do X mas BBQ. Get drunk at their own backyard. My ex was from NZ. Lazy dirty people.

Micah’s daddy was killed by a maternal animal

Christmas cards it bit controversial this subject. I make my own Christmas cards birthday cards and any other card that is needed.Why buy them when you can make them. There is a group of us and we make greeting cards as a hobby. Ive been doing it for 25 years now, I think anyone who gets a hand made card should appreciate the work and effort that has gone into making cards i certainly appreciate them

I am so glad that I am pagan lol

@nerys723

5 ай бұрын

Happy Yule.😊

There must be an easier way

@ninaelsbethgustavsen2131

5 ай бұрын

There is. A juicy steak. A good bottle of red. Under the starry night of the Med. 🥩🍷 Forget about Santa's reindeer. 🦌🦌🦌🦌 My fellow Norwegians have gobbled up the lot anyway. 😋😋😋😋 With sprouts and tatties ! 😄🇧🇻

Micah’s daddy let out a fetid belch that ended the life of the tiggs kids

God so many people in the comments who have lost their sense of humour and are missing the point . Ugh

Half of these are on the loose woman show

@charlesjackson7904

Жыл бұрын

Liar

The myth of Fr Christmas, think about it, an old bloke who sneeks into children's bedrooms whilst they are asleep.... that is just creepy.

It's a personal choice as to whether you want to be a part of the Christmas craziness, we all have choice. If we didn't do a single thing then the world would not end. After re-watching this many years after it was broadcast, I remember agreeing with the things mentioned but now, that M&S advert is more relevant than ever.

@Wisdom-Nuggets-Tid-Bits

6 ай бұрын

What is that?

@questionmark9819

5 ай бұрын

@@Wisdom-Nuggets-Tid-Bits be more specific, "that" could refer to several things.

@BlueInk912

5 ай бұрын

@@Wisdom-Nuggets-Tid-Bits are you having fun or are you really not understanding?

Try all this in a hot, sticky third world country😅

God help me, I've just agreed with Ann Widicombe! Decorations up on Christmas Eve, 12 days of Christmas then it's done! Too much of a good thing spoils it.

These are the best. It's absolutely amazing that we were happy with like 3 gifts and my kid has to have 10 of them at 26 years old. Including the new Iphone for $800 and laptop and many exclusive vintage albums with her new record player.(.which my parents got for like $30 back in the day).. Omg. I hate you Steve Jobs Lol... I was happy with a new CD in the 90s.... That was $19.99..and that seemed expensive. Oh did I mention the Michael Kors purse for $300 I had to buy this year?!!!

@michaelj.beglinjr.2804

7 ай бұрын

I would say she seems spoiled as hell, but don't want to be insulting, and it's hardly her fault.

@chellynn7052

7 ай бұрын

@@michaelj.beglinjr.2804 nope she was. I had to reign it in.

@chellynn7052

7 ай бұрын

@@michaelj.beglinjr.2804 I have to add..I raised her on my own since 16. No family.. no nothing. My own. I had to walk her to daycare to graduate high school with honors and 4.0 GPA. I saved to get a 500$ car at library job..got a job at casino..and put myself thru college working security there. And had a 4. 0 GPA in college too. I did it all for her. No child support. Nothing. All on my own. What I gave my child.. was so she didn't feel different from her friends who had both parents and had more than us or better houses..etc. everything I did was for her. Period. I wanted to be a good mom and dad. When she didn't have a dad or barely a family except my friends. . That is honestly my life. I lived it for her and still do as she is ill with mental health problems. Even at 27. Hard to blame a child for not having family....hard to blame myself for wanting to give her a life chance.

@Wisdom-Nuggets-Tid-Bits

6 ай бұрын

What the hell are you doing buying a FULL GROWN 26 year old ADULT presents like she is still a tween little kid!! Shame on YOU!! You are the reason she turned out as immature as she is!!! These young entitled things in their 20s and 30s are their MOTHERS faults! Women are the reason this society is in the crap pool condition that it is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@user-ek8wd3uo3u

5 ай бұрын

I am twenty-eight and just happy everyone is alive for Christmas (three generations were nearly hospitalised with COVID last Christmas). Seriously, twenty-six and an $800 phone... that is my semester book budget, car insurance, and one month's rent (I live with parents who charge a low amount of rent). I cannot imagine asking for any present worth the phone by itself. How are things going this year?

We will be up shit tiggs creek

Just tell everyone you 🌲know that your going away for Christmas problem solved 🌲🎀

I left all this shit behind when I moved to Kazakhstan, China and Thailand. Why both with all that Shite?

20+ I abolished Christmas and since then I spend it with a like minded friend who also can't stand Christmas and we chill out all day. I don't do Christmas cards or presents. I think if you like it by all means have your way but if you don't, don't be fake or obligated to grin and bare it just for the sake of others. My family do persist each year but it's a firm decline and that is that. Stress free whilst watching the world's madness unfold.

Why cook something everybody hates .I don't send cards only give gift cards don't fuss it's only one day fgs

My god that xmas cake looks gross

How depressing that Germaine Greer can frame Santa Clause as "lieing to children". Have a day off pet

@John-wg6bc

5 ай бұрын

And also proud of being an adulteress. She comes across very badly throughout.

@perimele6

5 ай бұрын

Oh calm down

Christmas is a ordiary day lunch is like sunday with a few more treats no turkey its beyond horrible i do a festive vegan puff patry roll its delish .the tv no phone allowed xmas day only the fake xmas tree thats it done none of this mess .

You included Ann Widdicombe? Really? Pure evil

Do people really do this kind of thing?. No mention of the baby jesus. Interesting

Was Joseph really Jesus’ Dad? I thought God was Jesus’ Dad. Or he didn’t have a human Dad.

It hasnt yet dawned on these whiners that there will likely be a Christmas ahead where they will have REAL Problems ( such as loss of a family member/loss of income/divorce etc) I wonder how silly they will feel then.

@Wisdom-Nuggets-Tid-Bits

6 ай бұрын

Well-said!

@user-ek8wd3uo3u

5 ай бұрын

Dude, this is about being grumpy, why click on it if you don't want to see people complain?

@Wisdom-Nuggets-Tid-Bits

5 ай бұрын

@@user-ek8wd3uo3u "Dude"??? I dont see his/her name as "Dude". Where is it

@user-ek8wd3uo3u

5 ай бұрын

@@Wisdom-Nuggets-Tid-Bits Dude, don't worry, it's not about you. 😂☺😇

@sarahcourtney8066

5 ай бұрын

It’s a satire, misery guts!

Being a turkey herself and has been well stuffed over the years , I’m sure Greer wouldn’t cook a turkey.

Godless .

It's all about the baby, ladies. Let's stop all this nonsense and go back to Bethlehem.