"Why are you killing these people?" "Wh--why--you have met us before, yes? It's kind of our main thing!" These videos are always so on point.

@SwiftNimblefoot

Жыл бұрын

Why would the Doctor of all people ask THIS from a Dalek? They want to exterminate anything that is not them. That has been their thing, and she has known them for literally centuries.

@emmiannon1266

Ай бұрын

It reminds me of assylum of the daleks when 11 is shocked and appauled that the daleks find hate beautiful. Like, you have met a dalek before right?

@saagabragi6938

Күн бұрын

Propably she meant why *these* people

“We have exchanged the pew-pew for a ratatat-tat” I love this so much

@MegaTaylor12345

2 жыл бұрын

And it cannot miss

@playtime_foxy

2 жыл бұрын

I've never laughed so much

@MrRetroDev

2 жыл бұрын

Literally my favourite thing to say now

@NN-fs6bk

2 жыл бұрын

@@MegaTaylor12345 they killed each other lol

@BlueAxeRacer

2 жыл бұрын

I'm glad I wasn't the only one who noticed how this doesn't make any sense from a combat perspective. Why would you need a rotary gun to fire an energy beam?

"Dormammu, I've.. oh, there's no one here" I've replayed this scene so many times lol

@manofmercy1500

2 жыл бұрын

And then there’s the next one: “Dormammu, I’ve come to Bar- OH FORGET IT! What am I? CHOPPED LIVER?!?!”

@concon09090

2 жыл бұрын

So has he

@ben6993

Жыл бұрын

It was perfectly timed 😂

@reverie314

8 ай бұрын

​​@@manofmercy1500*_RAT-A-TAT-A-TAT--_*

“Have you seen his storage unit?” “He-he” “Oh grow up Simon!” 😂

@cameronmonaghan6883

2 жыл бұрын

Bit sus Simon

@Marshall-Ridez

Жыл бұрын

i laughed soo badly from dat LOL

@rustkarl

4 ай бұрын

To stop the one you call ‘Nick’. He’s a real wrongun.

@saagabragi6938

Күн бұрын

​@@cameronmonaghan6883 Bit?

"Why are you killing these people?" "I... you have met us before, yes?"

@SudrianTales

10 ай бұрын

"Alright then, why are you killing people in Liverpool? Who even wants to go to Liverpool?" "Oh that, it was either here or Manchester."

"WE DO HAVE MY FAVOURITE KIND OF MOTIVE. ALTERIOOOOOOOOOR" made me laugh so hard

Daleks sounding northern outside of their casings is canon now

@AssassinIsAfk

2 жыл бұрын

Every planet has a north

@Halfendymion

Жыл бұрын

Lots of planets have a north

@dubsessed9790

9 ай бұрын

Explains a lot, yeah?

@repulser93

8 ай бұрын

Even Skaro has a north.

"You have met us before yes? It's kinda our main thing" crying! I had hopes for one of these to come back!

@dominickeijzer5844

2 жыл бұрын

I think The Doctor should visit a non-definitive article about that memory loss.

@shadowofhawk55

Жыл бұрын

That line was so fucking good. Almost as good as when River Song made one beg for mercy.

@jonathancampbell5231

Жыл бұрын

It occurs to me that 99% of Daleks have probably never actually MET the Doctor, and most of the ones that DO don't survive the encounter, so maybe this is a legitimate question. For the average Dalek, maybe the Doctor is an almost mythical enemy and they don't know for sure what the Doctor knows about them.

@SwiftNimblefoot

Жыл бұрын

They should SOOO tell that to the Doctor in the real show too.

@SwiftNimblefoot

Жыл бұрын

@@jonathancampbell5231 Well, that is beside the point, they have waged a war against the Time Lords so they expect a Time Lord like the Doctor would kinda know about them.

‘Exterminate’ is so last decade, ‘Ratatatatatatata’ is the new fashionable war-cry.

@stormywolfhowls

2 жыл бұрын

WHATS THAT POKEMON?!

@MarsM13

2 жыл бұрын

I read that in Dalek-voice in my mind.

@pex_the_unalivedrunk6785

Жыл бұрын

Unless you're an American...then its "BRRRT!"

@handzze7341

Жыл бұрын

​@@pex_the_unalivedrunk6785 still "ratata". M2 browning is way more iconic than that overrated stinky ass gatling gun.

"Learn to spot the red flags, honey." Made me snap my fingers too fast

@Xidphel

Жыл бұрын

Never thought I would cheer for daleks until I saw those two.

@rustkarl

8 ай бұрын

You’re welcome. So funny.

@athirdprostitute2912

7 ай бұрын

As a gay, this resonates so hard with me

@MrDibara

6 ай бұрын

"You're welcome."

Main Dalek: "STAY. WHERE. YOU. ARE." Simon: "AND LEARN SOME BLOODY BOUNDRIES WHILE YOU'RE AT IT." Both: "EXTERMINATE! OW OW OW OW OW!" Main Dalek: "STOP SHOOTING! SIMON! STOP SHOOTING!" Simon: "I'VE ALMSOT GOT HIM." Main Dalek: "Stellar work as always, Simon." Simon: "I really though I 'ad him." Main Dalek: "Yeah, well ye didn't." Best interaction in the entire video.

@SwiftNimblefoot

2 жыл бұрын

I think he says stellar work, not sterile... :P Makes more sense.

@wilbowaggons

2 жыл бұрын

@@SwiftNimblefoot Ah yep, thanks

@EmeraldDude

2 жыл бұрын

Main dalek is named Percy. It’s in the subtitles

@isaacmoore8727

2 жыл бұрын

Why is it that when the casing is destroyed they sound like Christopher Eccleston?

@jonathandear4914

2 жыл бұрын

@@isaacmoore8727 its a carry over joke from Notmydaleks, where the uncased mutants all sound northern and tbf "Lots of planets have a north"

I saw that "deal, deal, deal, deal, no deal" coming from a mile away and it was still hilarious

@SwiftNimblefoot

2 жыл бұрын

I hope that is what happens in the actual episode. :)

@InsomniacStephens141

2 жыл бұрын

"RaTaTaTaTaTaT"

Simon is my new favourite Dalek. He's just trying his best.

@SwiftNimblefoot

2 жыл бұрын

"Yeah, well, you didn't. "

@JohnSmith-my7rj

2 жыл бұрын

He made a previous appearance in The Daleks Take KZread, as Dalek 1 towards the end.

@idcgaming518

2 жыл бұрын

Simon is amazing.

@Jordan-vb8rt

8 ай бұрын

Personally Dalek YURTLE is my favorite

"NICK, IT'S ME, BARBARA! I'VE COME TO GET MY MONOPOLY BACK!" 😂😂😂

@lewischudley2621

5 ай бұрын

“You fell for the oldest trick in the info stand”

@georgeedwards8189

5 ай бұрын

@@lewischudley2621 "POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!"

@TubeOPaste

Ай бұрын

One of the funniest things on KZread!

This is canon now, The Daleks were just there to sort out Nick and his creepy storage unit 😂

@staceys5447

Жыл бұрын

He he

@I_Stole_Your_Toast

Жыл бұрын

@@staceys5447 oh grow up simon

@calluxd1105

Жыл бұрын

It’s come to the point that I accept that cause I’ve forgotten the actual episode

@pex_the_unalivedrunk6785

Жыл бұрын

It's funny because my name is Nick irl and have a hoarding problem with lots of creepy stuff in storage... mostly used masks with women's makeup & lipstick smudges in them because the smell reminds me of bae. Bonus if they spit their chewing gum in them before I pulled it out of the trash. Never caught Covid once from them....but I did get the herpes. 😳😱🤣

@mikehickey7383

9 ай бұрын

Daleks, the friend you didn’t know that you needed…albeit briefly.

"Why are you killing these people?" - The Doctor talking to a BLOODY DALEK I'm baffled that is an actual line in Doctor Who.

@ameliakyle7054

Жыл бұрын

That's how you know the writer was absolute TRASH

@pex_the_unalivedrunk6785

Жыл бұрын

The writing really got bad after series 11(or was it 12, idk, Brit TV seasons make no sense to me)... Also....this iteration of the Doctor is a blonde liberal woman....so ofc she's going to ask why the dalek is killing these people, because it's the stupidest thing one could possibly ask a dalek. < Based

@PikachuLittle

Жыл бұрын

Too be completely fair, asking a Dalek why they’re seemingly targeting certain individuals or a specific location warrants questioning (even if they’re not gonna answer you unless they’re feeling expository). Sure a Dalek would certainly try to exterminate everyone in a random storage unit as a matter of principle, but that doesn’t answer the question of why a Dalek is hanging out in a random storage unit in the first place

@ameliakyle7054

Жыл бұрын

@@PikachuLittle then the question to ask it is, Why are you here? otherwise asking why it kills people is stupid. Keeping them alive thats when you ask about why it's not killing them.

@KeybladeWielderXV

Жыл бұрын

@@PikachuLittle Then ask what it’s trying to do. And not in the silly sense of “why is this Dalek killing people?” The Doctor knows fully well why it’s killing people. The right question would be to determine what it’s trying to accomplish here. Killing people nearby is just to remove witnesses, not their primary objective

"Stellar work as always, Simon." "You know, I really thought I had him." "Yeah, well, you didn't."

Jodie: why are you killing these people? Dalek: You have met us before. It's kind of our main thing. Evil Dan: *Smiles in approval*

Why does this portrayal of the Deleks portray them as both more terrifying that the ones in the actual modern seasons, whilst having me in stitches from laughters You’ve outdone yourself vevers, with this masterwork of parody

@chaserseven2886

2 жыл бұрын

lol im surprised anyone was even scared of daleks in the first place

@electrohalo8798

2 жыл бұрын

@@chaserseven2886 they were much more terrifying with the 7th or 8th doctor (mainly the episode DALEK) And whilst they aren’t that terrifying in the masterwork of this parody, there more terrifying than in the show

@ryanjohnsonx1

2 жыл бұрын

@@electrohalo8798 Dalek (the episode) was with the 9th Doctor and the 8th Doctor never met the Daleks (on screen at least)

@electrohalo8798

2 жыл бұрын

@@ryanjohnsonx1 Ah my bad, i get earlier doctors mixed up frequently

@BH-98

2 жыл бұрын

@@chaserseven2886 They’re scary the first time you watch them as a kid (in the sense of they’re always angry & would kill anyone at any moment) but after seeing them come back again & again you come to realise that they’ll never beat the Doctor & become less scary. Some episodes do a better job than others at portraying them as a threat & they’re great villains but you never feel afraid of the Daleks in the same way.

"Learn to spot the red flags honey!" 😂

One of life's simple pleasures is hearing a dalek yell BUGGER

I thought you knocked it out of the park with NotMyDaleks, but like the Chibnal Specials themselves, you're the gift that keeps on giving, your funniest work

@manichongmao6099

2 жыл бұрын

Brit Animations • Chibnall specials, the gift that keeps on giving?

@aceyspud551

2 жыл бұрын

Chibnall episodes are more like the cancer that keeps on growing

@Zug8415

2 жыл бұрын

The chibnall specials suck ass mate

@manichongmao6099

2 жыл бұрын

@@aceyspud551 Couldn’t have said it better myself 👍 just nearly all his episodes

@millievariants

2 жыл бұрын

They are fun tho

"i thought I almost had him" "Yeah well you didn't"

I don't know why but "If you fell over, you'd miss the floor" cracks me up so much.

At this point, your Daleks are kind of just how I imagine regular canon Daleks. Considering that the Daleks in the episode itself were already hilarious, I was waiting to see how you would adapt it, and once again a masterpiece has been created.

2:07 “Dormammu, I’ve come to ba-OH, FORGET IT. What am I, CHOPPED LIVER?! RAT-A-TAT-TAT” It perfectly cutting off is gold

The Emperor has graced us with His presence yet again. WORSHIP HIM. WORSHIP HIM. WORSHIP HIM.

If the series was like this, I’d still be watching it

@Mike-no6fv

2 жыл бұрын

The views would instantly go back up again

@fou_is_late1462

2 жыл бұрын

Joe Vevers for Co-Showrunner with Russel

@willwh9228

2 жыл бұрын

Same these vids are so good

"Oh, grow up Simon" he says, sounding very mature, then "Ratatatat"

This was stupidly high quality. I've never seen such perfect editing or such a likeness for the Dalek's voices. Also I laughed.

"Have you seen his Storage unit" "Hehe" "Oh grow up simon"

the "he-he" from dalek Simon cracked me up much harder than it should've

The best thing about a new Dalek episode is that one of these masterpieces almost always follows.

“Learn to spot the red flags honey. Like super fishy behaviour” 🤣🤣

@rustkarl

4 ай бұрын

“You’re welcome.”

"Dormamu, I've come to bargain." *Opens fire.*

I love the lore continuation of them sounding the way they do outside of their casings. Excellent vid as always, Joe!

"If you fell over, you'd miss the flooor!"

I have seen the first two episodes of Flux, I am now qualified to say that this is 100% canon Stellar work as always Joe

The Dalek pretending to be Nick's ex-girlfriend asking for her Monopoly back is making me cry

@MrDibara

6 ай бұрын

_"You fell for the OLDEST TRICK in the infostamp._ POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!"

"YOU DON'T AIM GOOD!" Gold

“We do have my favourite kind of motive. Ulterior” had me dying ahahaha

Simon, stop shooting! FOR GODS SAKE, STOP SHOOTING! Couldn’t stop laughing at this.

"My favorite kind of motive....ULTERIOR!!" killed me dead, nice.

“And this time we have exchanged the pew pew for a ratta tat tat” 😭😭😭🤣🤣

1:29 “You couldn’t hit a cow’s ass with a banjo!” The best line out of this entire video.

This is no joke the most accurate recreation of the Dalek voice.

@danzirvine

2 жыл бұрын

it's created using a ring modulator

@beesree39

8 ай бұрын

@@danzirvinethere's more to the voice than the filter

@danzirvine

8 ай бұрын

@@beesree39 if you imitate the voice whilst using a ring modulator you will get the sound + add a little saturation. Nic Briggs has a video on it for what he uses.

The daleks going “Ratatatatata” always gets me

I love how you've consistantly kept the Daleks' out-of-shell voices with northern accents. Lots of planets do have a north, after all.

3:04 Simon the Dalek is funny as hell 😆 🤣 😂

'We go again, and we win. Deal?' 'Deal' 'Deal' 'Deal' 'Deal' 'No deal! RATATATATATATATA-'

“But I confess, we do have my favorite type of motive: ULTERIOR.” My god this is fantastic.

I just love hearing ordinary stuff in Dalek voices. It never stops being funny.

Every time I watch a Dalek story of Doctor who now I can’t stop hearing the Daleks saying “BUGGER!!” I always look forward to these parody videos as they are really entertaining and very funny my favourite line in this one had to be “we have exchanged the pew pew for a ratta tat tat” lol 😂 xx

When the fanmade content is miles better than the actual show

@alexmarsalis1690

2 жыл бұрын

At least the Whittaker Doctor

@Mike-no6fv

2 жыл бұрын

@@alexmarsalis1690 eccleston, Tennant, smith and capaldi are great. And I did mean fan content being better than Whittaker's whole era

@birdcar7808

2 жыл бұрын

It would be completely riveting if a Dalek becomes capable of human emotion or something like that, but that turns it into this detached, meme/pop-culture-spouting weirdo who’s STILL genocidal.

@Mike-no6fv

2 жыл бұрын

@@birdcar7808 so Ryan Reynolds's Deadpool, but a dalek. I'd definitely binge that

@darkdruidsvale

2 жыл бұрын

@@Mike-no6fv same here XD

From 0:51 to 1:00 is the best line a Dalek could possibly say to describe he's better than before 😂😂😂😂😂

1:25 had me rolling for an hour XD

3:44 DALEK MALCOLM: High quality audio drama detected! And free? WHAT A STEAL! ADD TO BASKET! ADD TO BASKET! *proceeds to overstock the basket*

I never thought I could love Daleks so much till I saw this and a compilation of them saying "Bugger!" X'D

@michaelcairns8778

Ай бұрын

The power of the word 'Bugger' is amazing.

Giving every Dalek a name is top tier.

Your Dalek Impression is on f**king point! :P

@Rocket1377

2 жыл бұрын

Seriously. If Nick Briggs ever retires, you need to audition for the role.

I so desperately want a dalek to scream "ratatatatatatat" in the actual show. It needs to happen.

Stat where you are and learn some bloody boundaries while your at it! Really got me laughing

Dalek: Dormmamu, I've come to bargain! *Shoots man in face* Narrator: He had not, in fact, come to bargain.

First 10 seconds and I'm already wheezing

"Nick! It's Me! Barbara. Your Ex. I need my Monopoly Back!"

0:44 the best quote

And I thought there was going to be a Dalek Melchett dub. Still this doesn't disappoint at all! Hilarious as usual!

“To stop the one you call Nick, he’s a real wrongen, have you seen his storage unit?” Heheh

@electrohalo8798

2 жыл бұрын

Oh grow up Simon

‘Stella work as always Simon’. Christ alive I can’t move 😂

I was hoping the Dalek would’ve said “How many seconds until your death? The Bugger Dalek says Ratatatat”

"If you fell, you'd miss the floor" HAHAHAHA

This is genuinely one of the funniest doctor who edits I’ve ever seen, the ratatatat caught me off guard 😂 Also thank you for acknowledging how creepy Nick was

1:42 Truly my favorite part of this video. I laughed way harder than I thought I would the first time I saw it. xD

The Dalek voices are absolutely on point. As Nic Briggs himself as pointed out, there’s a lot more to it than just -speak-ing-like-this- These are excellent

I just re-watched this with the subtitles on and the names of all the daleks is just the perfect icing on the cake xD

Season 1 Doctor: Ranting like a madman about how 1 Dalek can kill an entire city of people if it escapes. Season 13 Doctor: Why are you killing these people?!

@SudrianTales

2 жыл бұрын

Well, the Daleks killing certain people instead of everyone is damn curious tbh

Having the Daleks have reasonably “normal” conversation skills is one of the more amusing bits Dormammu, I’ve come …. Oh there’s no one here! Bugger!

@Dragon-Slay3r

Жыл бұрын

Drowning pigeon? 😂

I'm yet to see the episode this is based on, but something tells me I won't have half the enjoyment I did watching this! Good to see you're still doing the Dalek videos Joe! Keep up the great work!

@FortoFight

2 жыл бұрын

It was actually a pretty good episode for this era, would recommend.

@vonfaustien3957

Жыл бұрын

@@FortoFight given who's been dog shit since the second half of Capaldi's run good for this era isn't a endorsement

The Daleks seem more alive in these parodies now than in the actual series 😂

He's back!!!

This is one of the best videos of 2022

The return of Simon!

0:05 Doctor Strange reference 🤣

I don’t know why I got you babe playing gets me every time 😂😂😂

"LEARN SOME BLOODY BOUNDARIES WHILE YOU'RE AT IT"

This is absolutely epic. And gonna be honest, a better story than the actual episode!

I think what would’ve made the shall we say “selective” aim work with the story better is if they acknowledged that the different weapon gives the daleks faster fire rate and allows them to have multiple targets but at the cost of lower accuracy at long distances

Not only would I nominate this as my funniest KZread video of the last 12 months, but I have to say that I've absorbed a bit of philosophy from it, and internalised the phrase "IT'S KIND OF MY MAIN THING" - for whenever somebody is losing sight of the goal or their key strength, or indeed for myself. It's popping up left & right in my life lately.

“You fell for the oldest trick in the info stamp, pow right in the kisser” 😂

0:59 Destined to be the most played clip!

Absolute masterpiece. RATATATATATATATATA-

Dalek: Dormamu I've come to bargain. Dormamu: You've come to die this wor- Dalek: No!! EXTERMINATE!! Dormamu: YOU DARE!!

In the lrt right now, otw home. I can't stop laughing quietly in a public transport, my stomach hurts. Nevetheless, otw from my first face to face university exam, rather than online exam. So this video cheers me up after that somewhat okay exam.

bruh i never heard or seen a dalek be this funny hahahahah

At last the Dalek shall know victory with this new psychological upgrade! Murderous animosity with a spastic sense of humor!!!

The self promo for the The Lichyrwick Abomination was just so masterfully done

you are utterly glorious! frickin' hilarious! extra exclamation points for the all go rhythm!!!! 😆😆😆

Don't mess with this Dalek he's both funny and sadistic.

"and it Can't not Possible MISS" 30 seconds later "Oh bugger"

Dalek Cheese & Wine: "You couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo!" LMAO! My side are hurting!