Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank, give a man a Loblaws and he can rob the world.

You guys are legit funnier than any snl. Every skit !!!

@schwags1969

Жыл бұрын

Not SNL way back in the day...

@chrissiebawn9357

11 ай бұрын

😀🖖🤣🙏❤🇨🇦 Sorry SNL...but right!🇨🇦🤣🖖😀🙏❤🕊

This was so weird but in a good way

Stealing is so expensive, you might as well just buy things now!

When he got permission to practice, he should have put something expensive down his pants, but then offer to give it back. 😂😂

No one is buying the expensive cheeses right now. At the food bank they had like 6 types of expensive cheeses that they gave us.

With that much Cheese, being stole..lol... I see why no toilet paper was stolen... next week's heist will be Laxatives stool softener lol

@eleanorclub

Жыл бұрын

😂😂💯😂😂

I know this is satire but if a person is stealing bread, let them go. They wouldn't be stealing bread unless they really need it. Also, you also wouldn't want to be the 1 to put Jean Valjean in prison.

@stoodmuffinpersonal3144

Жыл бұрын

It really is the plot of Les mis, huh?

@njam101

Жыл бұрын

Bread should be free to everyone and paid for by government. People who want it could form a line every morning and it could be distributed until the bakery runs out. No more making Mr Weston rich!

Remember kids, if you see someone not paying for something at a grocery store, no you didn't. These people literally throw out food instead of giving them to people that need it.

@dennisheyes4561

Жыл бұрын

That makes no sense. In France they made it against the law for grocery stores to throw out food. They have to give it to charities and food bank. It just makes sense. Why is Canada (the world really) not also doing this?

@spy1309

Жыл бұрын

@@dennisheyes4561 Because Canada has a socialist nanny state.......they are afraid you will get poisoned by free food

@michaeldowling6259

Жыл бұрын

Some grocery stores donate to food banks I live in buffalo and Wegmans donates a lot of food to our local food pantries

@eagleleft

Жыл бұрын

@@michaeldowling6259 but most dump their food and during covid they stationed police so people couldn't take the food out of the trash

@stoodmuffinpersonal3144

Жыл бұрын

@@dennisheyes4561 We left it up to companies to "decide," whether or not to through it out

Kids today! What... dumpster diving too good for 'em?

@FerintoshFarmsPhotography

Жыл бұрын

Dumpsters at grocery stores have compressors to mash the stuff and are locked off, so good luck with that.

@paineoftheworld

Жыл бұрын

The fact that this is a joke is completely and utterly obscene!

@mariag.8242

Жыл бұрын

It’s obscene that we know it’s a joke in the face of corporate tyranny. It’s still funny.

@paineoftheworld

Жыл бұрын

@@mariag.8242 , I should've been more clear, I'm laughing. And crying.

Balderson Aged Gouda (1 Year) Taste: A natural cheese, made with 100% Canadian milk. :)

...also, after this video, they'll be putting the cheese behind lock and key, only the Balderson's.

@Grrranola

Жыл бұрын

Same as what some stores do with baby formula

Cheese is the word.

this is awesomely amazing and i don't care if awesomely is not even a word!!!

Balderson's is the best....please don't raise your prices!!!! Btw Balderson, your prices don't make any sense -- but your cheese does:)

They're on to me

so funny

Canadian thriller 😄😍😃

never thought of buying cheese because I am lactose intolerant 😂

@Dudelsackpfeifer

3 ай бұрын

Yes but have you thought of stealing it? Like a Balderson cheese perhaps. 🤔

I wonder what that security gaurd thought of me while he was following me around the grocery store once. Was he thinking that I looked suspicious about to rob a cashier only because I was already at the time while grocery shopping carrying a power tool that I found out when picking it up was unexpected too big for my back pack and so the part of it with the saw blade removed was sticking up out of the top of my back pack and/or did he think that I looked too poor to pay for my groceries? An entirely different experience for me compared to 25 years prior when a security guard started laughing when he became aware before I did once that my youngest child Jack at age 1 in good faith had managed somehow to reach over and grab a block of cheese from one of the grocery shelves to start chewing on it before I had paid for it. Whereupon I started laughing too because then I could always put something else back to pay for the cheese. Which his grandfather liked to complain about having to eat too much of at the time in contrast. How lucky we are to live in Canada where most of us have to borrow tools to do our own heavy to do work while enjoying 'free' universal health care benefits.

Cheese is the gateway drug!

Well, I guess you guy's are, because you've stolen my heart. Take care, and all the best.

LOVE 😀🤣🇨🇦❤🙏🤣🖖

Boosting meat has been a thing for ages here in the dtes

hahahaaaaa

This must be a commercial.

Canadians come down to California you can steal up to 950 USD without being arrested.

instead people could choose foodbanks

@vicgamesvt9682

Жыл бұрын

This is actually a good point. The food bank I went to was giving $50 gift cards per person, expensive cheeses and a whole bunch of other stuff.

@Grrranola

Жыл бұрын

In some cities the food banks are hard to get to if you don't have a car or if you work odd/late hours. In my city the nearest food bank is in an industrial section so there's no bus stops that go there and the walk would be over an hour just to get there from my apartment. Luckily I'm fortunate enough not to need the food bank but I understand that there are valid reasons why people can't access them.

@northernsnow6982

2 ай бұрын

Foodbanks aren't all well stocked. Also, many rich people or international students abuse foodbanks. There are news stories of people going to the foodbanks and selling the items they get there. Food is so expensive that people are stealing it from the poor to make easy money. We're not talking about jewellery, electronics, or other luxury items. We are talking about food, a basic need. We need food more than we need an education. We need food more than we need a house to live in. We need food more than we need clothes on our backs. We put criminals in jail and feed them for free. Why then do we charge hard-working people who are supporting families so much for food?

Tweekers and non resident, resale on the street is dishonorable about need but a great deal

Then the LP comes out and brings ya back in. Easy or Hard way 😂

@Grrranola

Жыл бұрын

I remember working at superstore when I was in high school. The loss prevention guy on my shift rarely caught anybody stealing. I always wondered how the store justified his employment because there's no way he was saving the store enough money to balance his wages. He was a good guy, nothing against h personally, but it just didn't make much sense from a business standpoint to me.

@justindot4887

5 ай бұрын

lot of comments the ssme at my front st troromto loblaws as the guy randomly shouts to look at veryious race peoples bags when he has not actually seen it.. just says randomly.. its ridiculous ​@@Grrranola

I only stole those things as a child I was not allowed to buy.

Mr chin caught this lady with several pounds of chicken. She said take it after getting busted.

Food theft and all kinds of theft are on the rise because of expenses.inflation though. Crime too.

This is funny...

idk why everyone saying cheese obv produce is easiest bc no barcode

@Grrranola

Жыл бұрын

Also things can be rung up as bananas or onions because they're some of the cheapest prices per kg

In high school I worked at a grocery store. I caught a women with a bag with 2 whole chickens between her legs leaving a trail of chicken juice .

@Grrranola

Жыл бұрын

If it were me I would have let her keep them. No way to sell them after that so they'd be going straight into the dumpster anyway.

this country has fallen so far the past 8 years, it's sickening

@bigbadblackbear3031

Жыл бұрын

do something about it? No one likes a whiner!

@dennisheyes4561

Жыл бұрын

What are yeh talkin 'bout there eh. Canada is still sitting where it's always been. Right along the 49th Parallel. You need to get ur eyes checked.

@PyeGuySailing

Жыл бұрын

@@dennisheyes4561 lol

If He kept asking cheese would still be the item of choice. I could live without meat but without cheese? the lactose intolerant are the most oppressed people in the world

At the end of the vid he should have lifted his shirt to the camera to show that block of cheese stuffed down the front of his pants. No nothing vid this.

Looks like someone already stole 22 Minutes' talent, ingenuity, and originality.

One of The Commandments in the Bible is Thou shalt not steal LOL I have stolen from like the little Five and Dime Store y'all at Family Dollar Dollar General nothing big lip gloss but yeah I feel very bad about it still to this day and I'm 57 years old and I did this when I was like 11 or 12