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  • @LucreciaCrescentIsBestGirl
    @LucreciaCrescentIsBestGirl9 ай бұрын

    I would like to see Creepy Dave talk about axolotls. They’re one of my favorite animals.

  • @CrownofMischief

    @CrownofMischief

    9 ай бұрын

    Would love to hear the pronunciation

  • @rodclark4960

    @rodclark4960

    9 ай бұрын

    ​@@CrownofMischiefan Aztec accent might be why we have vulnernipples, mantitees and ploptypus.

  • @ElRegulus

    @ElRegulus

    9 ай бұрын

    I second... er, fourth this! Cute little critters, shame they are critically endangered in the wild.

  • @Faesharlyn

    @Faesharlyn

    9 ай бұрын

    ​@@CrownofMischiefahshowa(tl)s are definitely a best favorite animal

  • @hanifarroisimukhlis5989

    @hanifarroisimukhlis5989

    9 ай бұрын

    ​@@CrownofMischiefaxololotl

  • @patjones2082
    @patjones20829 ай бұрын

    😂 "C'mon monkeys, let's ride! " 🤣 Creepy Dave is the very best part of any day.

  • @queenb67

    @queenb67

    9 ай бұрын

    This very much needs to be a shirt. 🦒🐒

  • @yoelarmasjr.5660

    @yoelarmasjr.5660

    9 ай бұрын

    Now, we ride!

  • @k.l.manring2083

    @k.l.manring2083

    4 ай бұрын

    Yep, I wholeheartedly agree

  • @bulbajer
    @bulbajer9 ай бұрын

    BREAKING NEWS: after reports of multiple accidents involving monkeys and volleyball nets, the International Union for Conservation of Nature has updated the Grifaffe's conservation status from "Vulnernipple" to "Endangerded".

  • @MasterofJuKBWaaS

    @MasterofJuKBWaaS

    9 ай бұрын

    No not endangereded

  • @TFLUFFY.

    @TFLUFFY.

    9 ай бұрын

    Anything but endangerded. Also if you like this comment and change it from 69 to 70 youre an evil human being.

  • @Tactical_Equine_Attack_Unit

    @Tactical_Equine_Attack_Unit

    9 ай бұрын

    You have way too little likes my dude. Take mine

  • @Jerry-ir8nd

    @Jerry-ir8nd

    9 ай бұрын

    😂🤣

  • @DS-re4vs

    @DS-re4vs

    8 ай бұрын

    😂🤣💀

  • @mcrazzburger3954
    @mcrazzburger39549 ай бұрын

    Okay I lost it at the subtle "vulner-nipple"

  • @Iluvpie6
    @Iluvpie69 ай бұрын

    I was really wondering what a grifafe would do if he fall in holes but now I know he can stick his head out and be okay. Thanks, Creepy Dave!

  • @Eloraurora

    @Eloraurora

    9 ай бұрын

    It's a very _Mike Mulligan and His Steam Shovel_ mental image. The grifafa lives in the basement now, helping to change ceiling light bulbs.

  • @HerculesBallsInc

    @HerculesBallsInc

    9 ай бұрын

    That's a good thing, because all the holes are filled with ferts and hamstars.

  • @Kisha_can

    @Kisha_can

    9 ай бұрын

    ​@HerculesBallsInc Maybe they can find a hedgehdehog and teach it that hugs and kisses is ok sometimes!!❤

  • @Mortthemoose

    @Mortthemoose

    9 ай бұрын

    😂😂

  • @danielled8665

    @danielled8665

    9 ай бұрын

    Also they get very early practice falling in holes! Girraffles first day, momma guraiffle had baby and doesn't even bend like to drink water! She just drops baby Gurffafe straight down. Like "hey a baby. Well. Better get up, kid, we're leaving and there's lions and shit." K, bye!

  • @CDCI3
    @CDCI39 ай бұрын

    I've always said giraffes are highly vulnernipple creatures.

  • @danielleking262

    @danielleking262

    9 ай бұрын

    I caught that too, I was like "wait, what??" 😂🤦‍♀️

  • @CDCI3

    @CDCI3

    9 ай бұрын

    @@danielleking262 I am pretty sure it was intentional, though I can never be certain with these videos!

  • @danielleking262

    @danielleking262

    9 ай бұрын

    @@CDCI3 oh everything with him is intentional, it just catches you off guard, lol

  • @Koop784
    @Koop7849 ай бұрын

    Anytime anyone mentions giraffes around me, I very confidently tell them "Actually, giraffes are just lions using sock puppets." I will tell my children this, as well.

  • @elizabethweigle6146
    @elizabethweigle61469 ай бұрын

    This sounds like Dr. Doofenshmirtz just casually talking about animals

  • @Iluvpie6

    @Iluvpie6

    9 ай бұрын

    Like Dr. Doofenschmirtz with a serious head injury from his latest fight with Perry the platypus

  • @elizabethweigle6146

    @elizabethweigle6146

    9 ай бұрын

    @@Iluvpie6 omg yes!!!! And Perry the Platypus feels obligated to stay until an ambulance or Vanessa arrives or something so that Doof can get medical help😂

  • @ezekielmartin4323

    @ezekielmartin4323

    9 ай бұрын

    ​@@Iluvpie6 "And thass why plaptypussies is WORST LEAST FAVORITE ANIMAL. CURSE YOU, PARTY THE PLAPTYPARTS!!!"

  • @VolcanicSpacePizza

    @VolcanicSpacePizza

    9 ай бұрын

    i was going to say the exact same thing

  • @MeganKoumori

    @MeganKoumori

    9 ай бұрын

    ​@ezekielmartin4323 Dude, I laughed so I hard I started choking.

  • @DK-er1sy
    @DK-er1sy9 ай бұрын

    They are vulnerable to getting hit in face by drunk birds 🤣🤣🤣

  • @xitaris5981

    @xitaris5981

    9 ай бұрын

    Drunk birgs **

  • @ChipArgyle

    @ChipArgyle

    9 ай бұрын

    Listen again. They're vulnernipple to getting hit in the face by drunk birgs.

  • @HerculesBallsInc

    @HerculesBallsInc

    9 ай бұрын

    Also Angry Ants.

  • @emmao6578

    @emmao6578

    8 ай бұрын

    Does creepy dave have personal experience of this maybe 🤔😅

  • @Phoenix-ej2sh
    @Phoenix-ej2sh9 ай бұрын

    "Get hit in face by drunk birds" I think Dave has a story behind that.

  • @zcarp8642

    @zcarp8642

    9 ай бұрын

    Drunk birgs*

  • @lairdcummings9092
    @lairdcummings90929 ай бұрын

    I now have visions of a vast trench network across Africa, with giraffes cruising about with their heads sticking out like periscopes; the monkeys atop steering them through the maze using the handlebars atop. This is how smart giraffes avoid volleyball nets.

  • @thewoodweldingfabricator9300
    @thewoodweldingfabricator93009 ай бұрын

    Grifafas are number one best animal!

  • @Derpkip1231
    @Derpkip12319 ай бұрын

    I hate that I can't unsee the backwards butt on the front of a giraffe.

  • @therealbahamut
    @therealbahamut9 ай бұрын

    Disappointed he didn't show giraffes fighting. Funniest shit in the animal kingdom I swear.

  • @Chaos89P

    @Chaos89P

    9 ай бұрын

    Funny to watch, but you feel every jab. Oh, just me?

  • @researcherchameleon4602
    @researcherchameleon46029 ай бұрын

    Please do octopus, they have just about every animal superpower

  • @HerculesBallsInc

    @HerculesBallsInc

    9 ай бұрын

    Well, except the whole iron-based blood thing. They were in line for other powers when that one was being handed out.

  • @researcherchameleon4602

    @researcherchameleon4602

    9 ай бұрын

    @@HerculesBallsInc they reached max level before getting that, but they got super intelligence, camouflage, super strength, able to survive on land for short periods of time, squeezing through tiny gaps, regeneration, mimicking other species, their method of breathing gives them an underwater jet pack, their ink spray is supposed to look like a copy of themselves for predators to attack instead of the actual octopus (basically shadow clones), and spreading to other cephalopods, cuttlefish can hypnotize prey, and some squids are capable of short bursts of powered flight (look it up)

  • @danielleking262

    @danielleking262

    9 ай бұрын

    the octapapussy will prevail!

  • @researcherchameleon4602

    @researcherchameleon4602

    9 ай бұрын

    @@danielleking262 James Bond already made the octopu$$y pun

  • @danielleking262

    @danielleking262

    9 ай бұрын

    @@researcherchameleon4602 I added an extra syllable, but yes, that was my point...

  • @jdm1066
    @jdm10669 ай бұрын

    "The tallest Giraffe is taller than all other Girafes." -Jerry

  • @Kth77
    @Kth779 ай бұрын

    At last an animal safe from the dreaded holes.

  • @SuziQ.

    @SuziQ.

    9 ай бұрын

    Yet, Creepy Dave didn’t notice that long, scary tongue exploring its nose holes. “Jerry” must’ve written this one.

  • @kevinbenitez42
    @kevinbenitez429 ай бұрын

    I’ve been indoctrinated by society to believe giraffes are normal animals and aren’t anatomical freaks

  • @spicyseliph

    @spicyseliph

    9 ай бұрын

    Easy for you to say. Imagine what the giraffe is thinking when it sees an average British man 😂 “Why is it so round compared to the other ones? Will it ever stop guzzling down trashy beer? That kebob is not helping your arteries, fatty!”

  • @thisisnotthechannelyourelo407

    @thisisnotthechannelyourelo407

    9 ай бұрын

    @@spicyseliph i think that's just what you think, not the giraffe.

  • @kevincronk7981

    @kevincronk7981

    9 ай бұрын

    Biologists don't think so, they've been confused af by giraffes for as long as they've been trying to understand animals. Also hey another Kevin, that's not very common.

  • @WhoWantsCake0
    @WhoWantsCake09 ай бұрын

    Fun giraffe fact: giraffes can be born spotless! Rare gentic mutations can cause a giraffe to come out all brown, without any of the patterned spots that the animal is known for. In fact, a spotless giraffe was born just last week at the Tennessee-based Brights Zoo! The zoo is currently having a vote on what the baby should be named, a poll which you can still vote on until September 4th

  • @hanifarroisimukhlis5989

    @hanifarroisimukhlis5989

    9 ай бұрын

    I swear to god that someone will vote for "Giraffe McGirafface"

  • @redplanet7163

    @redplanet7163

    9 ай бұрын

    On the other hand, a freckled human of Scottish descent like me can be born spotted. In nature almost anything seems possible.

  • @rodclark4960

    @rodclark4960

    9 ай бұрын

    That's wow and a half. I'm for naming the baby giraffe tootsie, like roll. But naming rights might sell for thousands and help the zoo.

  • @sudanemamimikiki1527

    @sudanemamimikiki1527

    9 ай бұрын

    Does that mean giraffes aren't spotted but they just have weird yellow patterns all over their brown body?

  • @Hodebrot

    @Hodebrot

    9 ай бұрын

    Grifaffe shall be his name!

  • @gadrockduke
    @gadrockduke9 ай бұрын

    Long live Creepy Dave Animal Show! Watching new videos from ZeFrank with my son is the best part of my week!

  • @danielwalton2369
    @danielwalton23699 ай бұрын

    Best favourite animal has to be Cassowary

  • @ConstantlyDamaged

    @ConstantlyDamaged

    9 ай бұрын

    Crassyworry?

  • @danielleking262

    @danielleking262

    9 ай бұрын

    ass-so-weary 😆

  • @jayschafer1760

    @jayschafer1760

    9 ай бұрын

    Definitely better than the pessary (seriously, don't Google that 🤮).

  • @gaarasama1719

    @gaarasama1719

    9 ай бұрын

    Ahh the giant murder pigeon 🐦

  • @AllGasNoBreakfast
    @AllGasNoBreakfast9 ай бұрын

    Creepy Dave always makes my day better!

  • @spuriousc

    @spuriousc

    9 ай бұрын

    Is Creepy Dave related to Strong Bad?

  • @AllGasNoBreakfast

    @AllGasNoBreakfast

    9 ай бұрын

    @@spuriousc if he does a short on Trogdor, there would be no doubt in my mind lol

  • @abennett2003
    @abennett20039 ай бұрын

    I live for the Creepy Dave segments! We need a rhinoceros 🦏 segment soon!

  • @zcarp8642

    @zcarp8642

    9 ай бұрын

    Renoserus Rhinopcersus Rhinoperus

  • @jakeharvey3582
    @jakeharvey35829 ай бұрын

    "vulnernipple" had me GIGGLING

  • @anonview
    @anonview9 ай бұрын

    I just learned that a spotless grifaffe was born at a Tennessee zoo.

  • @FireMarbles
    @FireMarbles9 ай бұрын

    No mention of Steve this time. Guess he has nothing in common with a Grifaffe.

  • @lorismiley

    @lorismiley

    9 ай бұрын

    Do you know who steve is? It cracks me up. My husband is Steve so it's always funny😂

  • @redk1ng75

    @redk1ng75

    9 ай бұрын

    I figured it should be "has a really nice butt, like Steve"

  • @talonthehand
    @talonthehand9 ай бұрын

    It is staggering how much this makes my day.

  • @attaboyslugger3296
    @attaboyslugger32968 ай бұрын

    Creepy Dave needs his own tv show! One of the best characters ever. Props ZeFrank

  • @mfwicbasterd477
    @mfwicbasterd4779 ай бұрын

    Creepy Dave is always a highlight to the day 🍻

  • @insertnicknamehere
    @insertnicknamehere9 ай бұрын

    Waiting for an american woodcock video from Dave, keep up the great work !

  • @shadowfoxx5317
    @shadowfoxx53179 ай бұрын

    "Like a drunk person trying to pick up a quarter" 😂

  • @brendanwatroba8568
    @brendanwatroba85689 ай бұрын

    Giraffes truly look like an alien species just chillin on Earth

  • @liliilani

    @liliilani

    9 ай бұрын

    I know, right? That neck..,

  • @patriciaowen9491

    @patriciaowen9491

    9 ай бұрын

    Octopus-alien, axolotl-alien, giraffe-alien, Creepy Dave: Steve Erwin of aliens!

  • @giraffles
    @giraffles9 ай бұрын

    GIRAFFES ON ZE FRANK, MY DAY IS MADE 💖💖💖

  • @etherscholar
    @etherscholar9 ай бұрын

    Grifaffas are like seriously something you'd find on an alien planet, they're so weird and awkward and yet graceful, and so unlike everything else on Earth.

  • @avi8r66
    @avi8r669 ай бұрын

    There is something very wrong about you, and I love it.

  • @blastehrcomposes
    @blastehrcomposes9 ай бұрын

    Forgot to mention that they're sock puppets and that's why they're the best animal

  • @jackryan444
    @jackryan4449 ай бұрын

    As a drunk person… yeah we are kinda giraffes…

  • @SiiriCressey

    @SiiriCressey

    9 ай бұрын

    You're covered with spots + stick your black tongues out?

  • @clara5924
    @clara59249 ай бұрын

    Thanks for featuring my fav animal 🦒 I only wish it was longer 😅

  • @Nero_Jero

    @Nero_Jero

    9 ай бұрын

    wym giraffes are pretty long already

  • @IUsedToFermentThings

    @IUsedToFermentThings

    9 ай бұрын

    ​@@Nero_JeroPretty sure that was what we call "the joke".

  • @topbomber1
    @topbomber19 ай бұрын

    Will never get enough of these

  • @gothblinteeth
    @gothblinteeth9 ай бұрын

    Potoos need love too!!

  • @xiimooniixmoon2988
    @xiimooniixmoon29889 ай бұрын

    Creepy Dave is so wholesome 🥰

  • @oranjmusemeyer968
    @oranjmusemeyer9689 ай бұрын

    Horned Toads, please. ❤

  • @jonoseph
    @jonoseph9 ай бұрын

    Lol at both this and - "Giraffe's have a sort of natural camouflage. Where are they? You don't know."

  • @largent45
    @largent459 ай бұрын

    Creepy Dave series are the best! Creepy Dave can make you smile, no matter what you are going through! Thanks!

  • @ofconsciousness
    @ofconsciousness9 ай бұрын

    CreepyDave has quickly become one of the best shows out there

  • @ZERO_O7X
    @ZERO_O7X8 ай бұрын

    "Grifafas" is how I will refer to these from now on. 😂

  • @shethjrebbell
    @shethjrebbell9 ай бұрын

    I love that he cracks himself up as soon as the face appears

  • @siemkens
    @siemkens8 ай бұрын

    The humour of this man is legendary 😭

  • @Robert08010
    @Robert080109 ай бұрын

    This character voice is like if Borat and Jar jar Binx had a love child.

  • @cherrybomb1386
    @cherrybomb13869 ай бұрын

    Please never stop making these😂

  • @maxwibert
    @maxwibert9 ай бұрын

    Time for another thrilling episode of drunk strongbad

  • @Apeiron242

    @Apeiron242

    9 ай бұрын

    I'm buying you a pizza.

  • @corinneblair8795
    @corinneblair87958 ай бұрын

    Grifaffes are BEAUTIFUL artwork!

  • @danielleking262
    @danielleking2629 ай бұрын

    omg the horns used for the monkeys to ride!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @oldsguy354
    @oldsguy3549 ай бұрын

    I can't wait for Creepy Dave's Best favorite Animal show to cover people.

  • @primmoore6232

    @primmoore6232

    9 ай бұрын

    I doubt we're his best favoritest am-nibbles.

  • @dominiqueritchey6795
    @dominiqueritchey67959 ай бұрын

    The monkey handholds would have convinced me as a child. I mean it, I can totally see it.

  • @andiepole2204
    @andiepole22049 ай бұрын

    Creepy Dave needs to tell us all about the platypus! (Darwin’s grab bag!)

  • @TheEcm84
    @TheEcm849 ай бұрын

    I f**king love creepy dave! been doing impressions for the last week hahahaha

  • @singsnig
    @singsnig9 ай бұрын

    All of these videos are extremely inexplicably funny.

  • @69wandering
    @69wandering9 ай бұрын

    O hell... had to pause and catch my breath.... Creepy Dave is awesome. Need a tshirt saying "come on monkeys let's ride"

  • @tarsis5933
    @tarsis59332 ай бұрын

    These are the best animal videos in the internet, change my mind.

  • @kevinkorenke3569
    @kevinkorenke35699 ай бұрын

    Now I really want to see a monkey riding a giraffe using the horns as a steering wheel.

  • @user-ee4xs8zj6z
    @user-ee4xs8zj6z9 ай бұрын

    Creepy Dave must say why toads are best favorite animals!

  • @MOUNT1988
    @MOUNT19889 ай бұрын

    Creepy Dave gotta do a Tapir 😂😂😂

  • @doriweishaar4901
    @doriweishaar49019 ай бұрын

    You crack me up frank lol The monkeys !😂thru can fall in holes is okay 🤣

  • @glorygloryholeallelujah
    @glorygloryholeallelujah8 ай бұрын

    *”Gerfafas are very vulnernipple to many things!!”* 🤣❤️

  • @johno1544
    @johno15449 ай бұрын

    When Quetzalcoatlus was on the ground it stood as tall as a Giraffe

  • @nogginbonker76
    @nogginbonker768 ай бұрын

    Ok the drunk person trying to pick up a quarter made me laugh.

  • @andrewbyronloveshire5209
    @andrewbyronloveshire52099 ай бұрын

    the only animal that does NOT yawn

  • @ronaldbender7226
    @ronaldbender72269 ай бұрын

    Did I hear "vulnernipple'? God I love Creepy Dave...

  • @17Liberty76
    @17Liberty769 ай бұрын

    I will not rest until either Jerry or Creepy Dave educate us on the "sarcastic fringe head fish"

  • @janmelantu7490
    @janmelantu74909 ай бұрын

    Dave is definitely the people who love giraffes who love giraffes

  • @ravenrogers7386
    @ravenrogers73869 ай бұрын

    "Let's Ride!" Put this on a tee shirt, PLEASE!

  • @Robert08010
    @Robert080109 ай бұрын

    Brit: "Oh my! What a Grifaffel!"

  • @JimEdmiston
    @JimEdmiston9 ай бұрын

    The Creepy Dave stories are the best!

  • @Nomednomel45
    @Nomednomel459 ай бұрын

    This is now the default voice in my head

  • @qbuff
    @qbuff9 ай бұрын

    I'm going to say giraffe like this for the rest of my life.

  • @DoctaBelmore
    @DoctaBelmore9 ай бұрын

    Vulnernipple tripped me up, I guess you could call it a vulnernip slip

  • @flamoby
    @flamoby9 ай бұрын

    Still begging for creepy Dave to do a duck-billed platypus!

  • @justthimu1683
    @justthimu16839 ай бұрын

    "Ok bye" hits every time😂

  • @ofconsciousness
    @ofconsciousness9 ай бұрын

    Vulnernipple is my new favorite word

  • @timeintheoutdoors
    @timeintheoutdoors9 ай бұрын

    Love Creepy Dave! Please keep them coming!

  • @TheCucuyo9779
    @TheCucuyo97799 ай бұрын

    I was so happy to hear the return of "drunk person trying to pick up a quarter."

  • @theonlytaco9511
    @theonlytaco95119 ай бұрын

    Life of a giraffe: eating is easy, drinking is hard; there’s no in-between middle ground

  • @aliciawarren3647
    @aliciawarren36479 ай бұрын

    OMG, new favourite show!! 😂 Please do one on the Kangaroo 🙏🏻

  • @TheFartofGod
    @TheFartofGod9 ай бұрын

    It's like if the giraffe was a homestar runner character

  • @aztec613
    @aztec6139 ай бұрын

    Creepy Dave just stole half of the giraffe material from the original video😂

  • @owdeezstrauz
    @owdeezstrauz9 ай бұрын

    ZeFrank's best Strongbad impression.

  • @ferretyluv
    @ferretyluv9 ай бұрын

    I expected him to call them “jer-faffs.”

  • @thegriffin88
    @thegriffin888 ай бұрын

    I like how those are the same jokes from the actual giraffe video. 😆

  • @CowCommando
    @CowCommando9 ай бұрын

    Creepy Dave is the reason Shorts were invented. Prove me wrong.

  • @MrJdsenior
    @MrJdsenior9 ай бұрын

    You've just about convinced me into buying a Creepy Dave shirt. Keep it up!

  • @mikicrespo4812
    @mikicrespo48127 ай бұрын

    A drunk person trying to pick up a quarter…hilarious 😂

  • @pigeongod3450
    @pigeongod34509 ай бұрын

    Creepy Dave you gotta someday mention pigeons please, the Pigeon God demands it

  • @JDsHouseofHobbies
    @JDsHouseofHobbies9 ай бұрын

    Oh, please! Never stop with Creep Dave!

  • @seanpurdy2840
    @seanpurdy28405 ай бұрын

    God im glad i lived long enough to see these 😅

  • @timwoods2852
    @timwoods28529 ай бұрын

    Now I totally want to see a monkey riding a giraffe.

  • @patjones2082

    @patjones2082

    9 ай бұрын

    💯🎯

  • @phoenixgirl70
    @phoenixgirl709 ай бұрын

    David Attenborough has nothing on Creepy Dave 🏆

  • @firebladetenn6633
    @firebladetenn66339 ай бұрын

    This just in! After years missing, Strongbad has been located talking about grifaffes!

  • @Kr8ZBot
    @Kr8ZBot9 ай бұрын

    I'm surprised creepy dave hasn't done pangolins yet...

  • @KiX-K4T13
    @KiX-K4T139 ай бұрын

    I'm going to be doing this voice/slight accent while I say, "Grifaffe"...everywhere. EVERYWHERE. 😂