Greg Morton - New Years eve is a Scam

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#GregMorton on becoming a vegetarian, Christmas alcoholics, his crappy car.
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  • @Only.Daughter
    @Only.Daughter2 жыл бұрын

    Somebody book this guy ASAP...THE WORLD NEEDS GREG MORTON!❤❤❤❤❤

  • @chrisbertinelli3694

    @chrisbertinelli3694

    Жыл бұрын

    Just saw him tonite in naples fla. Unbelievably funny. Omg we all laughed like crazy

  • @marnim8574
    @marnim85742 жыл бұрын

    Just found him - I love him! My dogs are watching me laugh my head off… we all need his humor!

  • @abbybaker5900

    @abbybaker5900

    Жыл бұрын

    I know right I’m trying not to laugh too hard because it’s almost 11:15 at night but I’m going to try to see him when I get back from spring break vacation because it’ll help coming home from vacation less sad and I’ll find out if not being stressed will help my really bad joint pain from sciatica

  • @Only.Daughter
    @Only.Daughter2 жыл бұрын

    I am a nurse working the Pandemic....this healed my heart today....LAUGHTER IS GOOD FOR THE SOUL!!!

  • @John-ic3gc

    @John-ic3gc

    2 жыл бұрын

    Thank you for all you do. It means a lot to those in need and to me.

  • @Only.Daughter

    @Only.Daughter

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@John-ic3gc ❤

  • @gustavorodriguez3553
    @gustavorodriguez35532 жыл бұрын

    His facial expressions are hilarious 🤣

  • @lightdweller
    @lightdweller2 жыл бұрын

    He’s from my hometown! Amazingly When I heard him, before I even knew who he was, I could actually ascertain that he was from my area by his speech pattern and accent ! He speaks the way black people in Akron sound who was raised up in a non segregated environment around EVERYONE & EVERYBODY. ☮️

  • @Guyerbassist

    @Guyerbassist

    6 ай бұрын

    He's from Ohio?

  • @lightdweller

    @lightdweller

    6 ай бұрын

    @@Guyerbassist yes 👍.

  • @jiaxiong8991
    @jiaxiong89912 жыл бұрын

    This guys cracks me up 🤣

  • @nickcarter4006
    @nickcarter40062 жыл бұрын

    Greg Morton’s wild, he looks like Huey Newton but has Rush Limbaugh’s voice - and he thinks like Dr. Demento

  • @user-ty6do8yz4l

    @user-ty6do8yz4l

    2 жыл бұрын

    Dr Demento....I'm old enough to understand. The 70s were paradise!

  • @trixiewheeler3483

    @trixiewheeler3483

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@user-ty6do8yz4l I loved listening to Dr. Demento! I can hear his voice even now, thinking back.., lol!😅👍💗

  • @mascadadelpantion8018
    @mascadadelpantion80182 жыл бұрын

    This guy is the definition of old-fashioned But he's like a hip cool old fashioned if that makes sense

  • @devinpaul9026

    @devinpaul9026

    Жыл бұрын

    It doesn't. It doesn't make sense. We all think you're crazy. Why were you even born? You're fired.

  • @SugaBee
    @SugaBee2 жыл бұрын

    Hey. Let's go get drunk. Tomorrow's coming😂

  • @vivianmcalexander9999
    @vivianmcalexander99992 жыл бұрын

    I love this guy! Brilliant! 🤣🤣🤣🤣💝

  • @dutchvanderbilt9969
    @dutchvanderbilt99692 жыл бұрын

    I love Greg Morton

  • @darkandedgy1457

    @darkandedgy1457

    2 жыл бұрын

    He does have good energy very fun to watch never get bored watching him

  • @PsoriasisChannel
    @PsoriasisChannel2 жыл бұрын

    Very entertaining!

  • @ARF_average
    @ARF_average2 жыл бұрын

    how is this dude 7 and 45 at the same time

  • @jonathanperry8331
    @jonathanperry83312 жыл бұрын

    He looks so much like David Letterman LOL

  • @FrankChernesky-ls8cr
    @FrankChernesky-ls8cr2 ай бұрын

    One of the great ones…😂😂😂😂 What an amazing comedian… hilarious, clean, and very professional…❤️👍

  • @dequezborden6944
    @dequezborden69442 жыл бұрын

    Who sees Norbit and Samuel .L. Jackson?

  • @TheRealVodun13
    @TheRealVodun135 ай бұрын

    The 700 bicycles joke is hilarious!

  • @johnjoe8711
    @johnjoe87113 ай бұрын

    I lost my sense of humor but did any one lose there mind😂😂😂😂

  • @tionnamorton8543
    @tionnamorton85432 жыл бұрын

    1:12 facts 💯

  • @doddsalfa
    @doddsalfa7 ай бұрын

    Brilliant

  • @feathertralia4703
    @feathertralia47038 ай бұрын

    "Im into HUMUS not HAMAS" That isn't aging well.

  • @jeremynaranjo8168

    @jeremynaranjo8168

    3 ай бұрын

    I think it’s aging great

  • @lloydlee5905
    @lloydlee59059 ай бұрын

    Excellent guy🎉

  • @ER3xW4ha7
    @ER3xW4ha7 Жыл бұрын

    “You know why.” We we’re all thinking it, weren’t we all? 🤣

  • @8ohvibesrecords811
    @8ohvibesrecords8112 жыл бұрын

    I knew that wasn’t all one dude that also played norbit

  • @allstarmark12345
    @allstarmark123452 жыл бұрын

    “I’m into hummus. Not hammas!!!”

  • @markseibert6369
    @markseibert63692 ай бұрын

    An intelligent man who is funny! Who woulda guessed it? You look good Greg!

  • @patcram3048
    @patcram30485 ай бұрын

    Greg is So Amazing Hilarious So Friendly!! We Love You Greg !!Pat Angela Anthony!! Hope to See You Again!!

  • @brekedekdang39
    @brekedekdang3911 ай бұрын

    He is funny. There is another video of him doing mostly the same material that hits a lot harder. I think he is a funny guy.

  • @therexbellator
    @therexbellator Жыл бұрын

    Him arguing with his phone reminds me of me arguing with my Alexa. These 'smart' devices can be so dumb sometimes.

  • @user-nw6qp1ki2n
    @user-nw6qp1ki2n2 жыл бұрын

    🤣👍🏻

  • @stratmaster5
    @stratmaster53 ай бұрын

    Okay true story. I was a truck driver and parked for the night in a Wal-Mart in Sandusky Ohio. I went inside bought a movie and noticed the cashier didn't deactivate my dvd. I was leaving and noticed the woman in front of me had a cart full of stuff. Go as close as I could and when we exited the alarm went off. I yelled "run I stole something!". She looked at me weird as I ran all the way to the far end of the parking lot to my rig. When I got in the cab ......nothing lol. Guess I could've stolen it if I wanted too.

  • @noobna9291
    @noobna92912 жыл бұрын

    he is one of the best talented than those judges!

  • @jonathanharris9321
    @jonathanharris93215 күн бұрын

    Damn Greg looks good with the weight loss, he should be a bigger act he's a clean Comic and funny asf dont understand but i hope to see him on shows soon

  • @kellewalker2909
    @kellewalker29094 ай бұрын

    So unique, best at expressionist comedy can't copy what you can't do. They still have stolen his material for 3 decades. Living legend when you are in the front and able to see his natural talent to connect with you and giving a piece of himself no one else can copy.

  • @Little-She-Devil
    @Little-She-Devil Жыл бұрын

    I actually did that. Running as fast I could. They caught me. Or rather I let myself be caught. Showed them the receipt and all… and they were NOT HAPPY…AT ALL. Lol

  • @muraddiab6393
    @muraddiab63932 жыл бұрын

    This guy sounds like Dave Chappelle’s impression of a white man.

  • @Thekonvict4
    @Thekonvict42 жыл бұрын

    He looks like a NPC in San andreas

  • @devinpaul9026

    @devinpaul9026

    Жыл бұрын

    "Better get that out my face before I eat it!"

  • @williampapadopoulos8145
    @williampapadopoulos81456 ай бұрын

    He ended up on either America’s got talent or Britain’s got talent doing impersonations in front of the judges. I wonder if business got slow for him? He is obviously a very talented comedian!

  • @lennardjordan3910
    @lennardjordan3910 Жыл бұрын

    He is 58 in this clip... 58. I know people who look older at 30. Incredible

  • @jacquesfoche9696
    @jacquesfoche9696 Жыл бұрын

    ❤️👍😘🥰😁🤣😍😎😊❤️

  • @rjremixermanado9665
    @rjremixermanado96652 ай бұрын

    Arie Kriting, Stand Up Comedian from indonesia 100% look like him

  • @jerijayz3929
    @jerijayz39298 ай бұрын

    Im into Hummus not Hamas lol. I need me some alcohol right nhow

  • @zeibeats
    @zeibeats6 ай бұрын

    same jokes

  • @LaithFan200
    @LaithFan2005 ай бұрын

    You offended me because you said hamad not hamas and im palistinian

  • @kwootamuckbear9294
    @kwootamuckbear9294Ай бұрын

    Hmmmmmm 🚽

  • @sozoii
    @sozoii2 жыл бұрын

    God loves y’all ✨ Jesus saves, give him a chance.

  • @MajidAlGhamdi
    @MajidAlGhamdi2 жыл бұрын

    Maybe I lost my sense of humor, but did anyone else find this funny?

  • @joesimon9126

    @joesimon9126

    2 жыл бұрын

    This dude isnt funny at all, he has an awkward delivery and his comedy is predictable.

  • @ARF_average

    @ARF_average

    2 жыл бұрын

    that last joke was good, give the man credit. the rest fell flat though not gonna lie

  • @xenos_n.

    @xenos_n.

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@ARF_average yeah the last one is the only one that made me laugh, the rest was like that lame '80s standup comedy that didn't age well.

  • @vinceruyle512

    @vinceruyle512

    2 жыл бұрын

    he had a couple of good ones but mostly bad

  • @sativarosegold3604

    @sativarosegold3604

    2 жыл бұрын

    No dead baby jokes, I'm not amused

  • @TheSuburban15
    @TheSuburban152 жыл бұрын

    Can't joke about Hamas anymore. Cars still don't drive themselves properly.

  • @thesilentcartographer5273

    @thesilentcartographer5273

    2 жыл бұрын

    You can joke about whatever you like, that's the purpose of humor. To feel better about things.

  • @timetaker100
    @timetaker1002 жыл бұрын

    First

  • @devinpaul9026

    @devinpaul9026

    Жыл бұрын

    Stolen one year later! BIIIIIIIIITCH!!

  • @user-kd5ig3vc3s
    @user-kd5ig3vc3s20 күн бұрын

    I saw him dressed in a different outfit saying the same jokes word for word guess he’s not at original as anjelah Johnson

  • @HyperHorse
    @HyperHorse2 жыл бұрын

    Not funny.

  • @eztlimiester1546

    @eztlimiester1546

    2 жыл бұрын

    LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

  • @andresgonzalez887

    @andresgonzalez887

    Жыл бұрын

    the first thing that came to my mind when i looked at your comment and your picture was "you know why"

  • @devinpaul9026

    @devinpaul9026

    Жыл бұрын

    As someone who laughed several times, I can confirm; not funny. Oh-- it wasn't at him.

  • @andresgonzalez887

    @andresgonzalez887

    Жыл бұрын

    @@devinpaul9026 You know why

  • @devinpaul9026

    @devinpaul9026

    Жыл бұрын

    @@andresgonzalez887 The word "why" appears nowhere in my comment.

  • @briansmithfilm
    @briansmithfilm Жыл бұрын

    These jokes are so terrible. "when will they come out with a car that pays for itself?" Bruh this guy is not funny at all.

  • @user-ku1tv6zq6q
    @user-ku1tv6zq6q6 ай бұрын

    Maby you dont find him funny he is making money who are you sad man

  • @jonathanharris9321
    @jonathanharris93215 күн бұрын

    Damn Greg looks good with the weight loss, he should be a bigger act he's a clean Comic and funny asf dont understand but i hope to see him on shows soon

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