This Comedian Is A Living Cartoon Character. Greg Morton - Full Special

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This comedian is a living cartoon character and his name is Greg Morton. If you want to be entertained by countless cartoon voice overs or hilarious stories about childhood than this Full Dry Bar Comedy special from Greg Morton is just the thing you want to watch. Whether you're a fan of old school cartoons or just a fan of being entertained Greg Morton will have just the comedy show for you.
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  • @leifhietala8074
    @leifhietala80743 жыл бұрын

    Morton's voice, when he's just talking, is like butter. Rich and smooth. Now imagine him narrating audiobooks. Story's moving along and it's great and every character gets their own unique voice. That would rock.

  • @SourceAwareness

    @SourceAwareness

    3 жыл бұрын

    Brilliant idea! He'd be perfect for it. 👍🏾

  • @atribecalledjudah5436

    @atribecalledjudah5436

    2 жыл бұрын

    Uhhh pause?

  • @alexanderheling2057

    @alexanderheling2057

    2 жыл бұрын

    He could be voice option for navigation, like Morgan Freeman.

  • @Nanjayal

    @Nanjayal

    2 жыл бұрын

    His singing is great too.

  • @arnoldvialpando6754

    @arnoldvialpando6754

    2 жыл бұрын

    Say I agree with you, this guy is a national treasure. I feel he's a national treasure. I have got to checking out and do a little more research. His expression was his demeanor his response to delivery he truly knows how to deliver a joke with all of the dialects and and countenance a court jester in Versailles salons.I don't even know what this guy did this stand up but I was so glad I found it this morning on my feet thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you please keep up what you doing. I-41 really does need dose of humor. I truly love all you guys I love the whole world I really really really love Love 🌼🌺🌷🌾🌷🌹🌺🏵️🍀🥀☘️🌺🏵️🍁☘️🍀🌻🌻🍀🥀🌿🌸🏵️🌻🏵️🍃🏵️🌻🏵️🌻☘️☘️🌿🌷🌸🍁🌾🏵️

  • @seanA416
    @seanA4163 жыл бұрын

    This guy's energy and delivery is gold!

  • @rmyuth

    @rmyuth

    3 жыл бұрын

    @capt Obvious is the best thing to do with the the best Bible yes e

  • @tshirtjay

    @tshirtjay

    3 жыл бұрын

    @capt Obvious Well, to be fair, it seemed he was really only wanting to display his skills as a voice actor, not do stand up.

  • @walterreedjr6762

    @walterreedjr6762

    3 жыл бұрын

    So is his hair

  • @marvinkenneth5786

    @marvinkenneth5786

    3 жыл бұрын

    This guy is legendary

  • @charmainekomperda7846
    @charmainekomperda7846 Жыл бұрын

    I needed a good laugh today. I’ve been depressed. This man is awesome

  • @zayzay542

    @zayzay542

    Жыл бұрын

    Hope all is well

  • @pblodaplug6133

    @pblodaplug6133

    Жыл бұрын

    I’ve been there man…! I found my Hope is in Jesus! Don’t even mean to be preachy… just sharing my remedy 🙏

  • @reptilus89

    @reptilus89

    Жыл бұрын

    @@pblodaplug6133 bro das a woman

  • @pblodaplug6133

    @pblodaplug6133

    Жыл бұрын

    @@reptilus89 man is just an expression at this point lot

  • @angelositoe6067

    @angelositoe6067

    Жыл бұрын

    2

  • @dennissanjuan1486
    @dennissanjuan1486 Жыл бұрын

    How come this guy is not famous? Aside from having an incredible talent in impressions and sound effects, he also has a huge sense of humor as well. He has that uncanny ability to extract the funny side of any trivial things. If you don't consider that a talent I don't know what is.

  • @FrankDaBank25

    @FrankDaBank25

    10 ай бұрын

    Because he keeps it clean and society sucks.

  • @user-pm1bp8hu6w

    @user-pm1bp8hu6w

    6 ай бұрын

    It's because he doesn't have a filthy ignorant mouth like the mainstream comedians of today ..there not comedians there jokes

  • @Akaeus

    @Akaeus

    3 ай бұрын

    I first saw him on Just For Laughs in the 90s. If he made it to one of the largest comedy festivals in the world Id think he is famous at least among the comics scene

  • @Snaxx_23

    @Snaxx_23

    2 ай бұрын

    Amen to that ​@@FrankDaBank25

  • @JSTNtheWZRD

    @JSTNtheWZRD

    2 ай бұрын

    Snipers are always funny. Just kidding, bad joke

  • @feonjun
    @feonjun2 жыл бұрын

    This brilliant man is 67 years old, and this is the first time I know of his existence.

  • @robertd2055

    @robertd2055

    2 жыл бұрын

    He did cartoon voice over work for 30 years or something like that

  • @MrJbee73

    @MrJbee73

    2 жыл бұрын

    Brown don't crack. Light brown that is.

  • @lorenzomoore6398

    @lorenzomoore6398

    2 жыл бұрын

    Me 2.

  • @brendakonigshofer7666

    @brendakonigshofer7666

    2 жыл бұрын

    No he is only 63….went to school with him. The other guy was a football player. I remember Greg doing John Wayne impersonations in grade 4 or 5 😊

  • @eggbig3448

    @eggbig3448

    2 жыл бұрын

    Same

  • @E09154
    @E091542 жыл бұрын

    He’s proof you can be a good comedian without foul language.

  • @slagwill5599

    @slagwill5599

    2 жыл бұрын

    - all DRYBARS are profanity free. It’s what “dry” means.

  • @E09154

    @E09154

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@slagwill5599 Yes I know and most of them aren’t funny..

  • @slagwill5599

    @slagwill5599

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@E09154 -- I wouldn’t say that.

  • @MrDuneedon

    @MrDuneedon

    2 жыл бұрын

    Brian Regan has been doing clean comedy for many years now -- and he's hilarious.

  • @craftylemon2460

    @craftylemon2460

    2 жыл бұрын

    Nobody has said that you can't. In fact you had to be a clean comic back in the day if you ever wanted to be shown on tv or be on a talkshow. Foul language or not doesn't matter, the content is what matters.

  • @bernietoast2686
    @bernietoast2686 Жыл бұрын

    Greg is an amazing talent who absolutely doesn´t get enough recognition, he´s been working as a VA since his teens and doing original funny standup all his adult life. He is now 60 years old.

  • @andreyru9221
    @andreyru9221 Жыл бұрын

    the best impression of Schwarzenegger ever!

  • @88pynogrl

    @88pynogrl

    Жыл бұрын

    Right!? He even has the gap in his teeth.

  • @Uncle_Ruckus_

    @Uncle_Ruckus_

    Жыл бұрын

    I think Aries Spears takes the cake. He's a second.

  • @mrwakacorp

    @mrwakacorp

    Жыл бұрын

    I got great news for you bud. If you think this is the best Schwarzenegger impression ever you either don't know what makes a good impression or you just really didn't see that many Schwarzenegger impressions so far (which is kinda weird cause literally everybody does him all the time). Either way you're in for a treat.

  • @petrol88

    @petrol88

    Жыл бұрын

    Go watch Bill Hader’s impressions. They even deepfake the faces over his and its seemless. He does so many and they’re perfect.

  • @BasementTracks

    @BasementTracks

    Жыл бұрын

    @@mrwakacorp I have seen them all since the beginning of the universe. I have a PhD in History of Ahnuld impressions from Schwarzenegger university. This one is the best. Bud.

  • @user-jj3tw1sr7o
    @user-jj3tw1sr7o3 жыл бұрын

    His facial expressions, vocal skills, timing and delivery are fantastic. If Johnny Carson was still on he would be called over to the couch. Keep it up.

  • @pieflinger42069

    @pieflinger42069

    3 жыл бұрын

    He'd be called over in a flash. I'd watch every minute of it.

  • @mayhemmcfly4229

    @mayhemmcfly4229

    Жыл бұрын

    He'd be a 'regular' on Carson. Like Jack Hanna back in the day. (He was the guy that brought animals and then let them loose on stage) Dating myself here...

  • @Lordradost
    @Lordradost3 жыл бұрын

    Can you imagine having this guy for an uncle? Gold. Edit: Yes, aware he said "only child" from the start. And then talked about siblings. And is an Uncle on his wife's side.

  • @RepublicanViews1776

    @RepublicanViews1776

    3 жыл бұрын

    You aint joking about Gold!! Hes straight up Gold!

  • @MetaphysicalMusician

    @MetaphysicalMusician

    3 жыл бұрын

    Right🤣

  • @garfield909

    @garfield909

    3 жыл бұрын

    He be the uncle that you WANT at a family gathering

  • @RowdyMajor8

    @RowdyMajor8

    3 жыл бұрын

    He'd hate me if I was his nephew, because I'd have him prank call everyone with different voices.

  • @GabrielleTollerson

    @GabrielleTollerson

    3 жыл бұрын

    that would be the dream tbh

  • @omegared8320
    @omegared8320 Жыл бұрын

    My man did an entire generation of cartoons in less than a minute

  • @te9591

    @te9591

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah, it looked like a really talented mental disorder.

  • @harrychapin808

    @harrychapin808

    Жыл бұрын

    HE'S TRULY THE BEST!!

  • @seanwilks7712

    @seanwilks7712

    4 ай бұрын

    lol…he did about 6 generations.

  • @penjajacahaya8934
    @penjajacahaya8934 Жыл бұрын

    keep this man at all costs, he's a national treasure

  • @youkilledma1211

    @youkilledma1211

    4 ай бұрын

    Exactly! Hes so rare! Look at him, hes the whitest black guy Ive ever seen!

  • @SamIam420

    @SamIam420

    3 ай бұрын

    This is the only video I could find!

  • @kennycab3374
    @kennycab33743 жыл бұрын

    Some of the greatest comedians use a lot of dirty language, but some of the greatest comedians never need any. This guy is a gem.

  • @g2rc

    @g2rc

    3 жыл бұрын

    I've heard it said by the pros great clean comedy is some of the most difficult material to create.

  • @TerraGenocide

    @TerraGenocide

    3 жыл бұрын

    Okay man he's kinda good but let's tone it down a little he ain't nowhere near THAT good 😂

  • @TheUnseenPath

    @TheUnseenPath

    3 жыл бұрын

    Swearing has nothing to do with it. A funny joke is a funny joke.

  • @cclip46

    @cclip46

    3 жыл бұрын

    It takes more genius to be clean than foul.

  • @lurossa7738

    @lurossa7738

    3 жыл бұрын

    some of the greatest and some of the greatest lol

  • @Tenacious-Tiger
    @Tenacious-Tiger3 жыл бұрын

    There are comedians and then there are natural comedians. Greg Morton is a natural comedian.

  • @karenoengland9859

    @karenoengland9859

    3 жыл бұрын

    I like this comedan

  • @ouimetco

    @ouimetco

    3 жыл бұрын

    He’s funny just standing there

  • @jerrylilkrumzy3506

    @jerrylilkrumzy3506

    3 жыл бұрын

    @RIC REMIXX preacher Lawson is the best lol

  • @MrGentlefriend

    @MrGentlefriend

    3 жыл бұрын

    @RIC REMIXX reopened o

  • @Rig0r_M0rtis

    @Rig0r_M0rtis

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ouimetco like a circus freak?

  • @brucegay9569
    @brucegay9569 Жыл бұрын

    This guy should be a voice actor. He's that good. Edit: For those saying I didnt watch the whole video, I did. The reason why I questioned him as a VA, is because I looked up some filmography and could barely find any. He appears to be a former VA who's mostly been in shows from way back in the day like around the early to mid 90s. I know he said he was a former VA, but the lack of filmography said otherwise and I took it as a joke. So please stop blowing my comment out of proportion. Thank you.

  • @Jonahcruse

    @Jonahcruse

    Жыл бұрын

    He is

  • @BrainDeadz

    @BrainDeadz

    Жыл бұрын

    I know right. He should voice a dog who's like in a group of meddling kids.

  • @0MrUnknown0

    @0MrUnknown0

    Жыл бұрын

    @@BrainDeadz Thank you for being the one reply that gets it... lol

  • @handsomeblackman255

    @handsomeblackman255

    Жыл бұрын

    Uhhhh.....he is.....he said it.

  • @0MrUnknown0

    @0MrUnknown0

    Жыл бұрын

    @@handsomeblackman255*wooosh* Right over another ones head... Lol 😆

  • @dougg4421
    @dougg4421 Жыл бұрын

    Greg you are comedy gold,my wife and i haven't laughed so hard in 20 years!

  • @hiimdominic3780
    @hiimdominic37802 жыл бұрын

    This dude is freaking hilarious 😂😂😂 His facial expressions are too funny!

  • @danprado3020

    @danprado3020

    2 жыл бұрын

    I agree I was laughing so hard my stomach was hurting.

  • @alan6685

    @alan6685

    Жыл бұрын

    Not to mention his voices

  • @derrickboatman1560
    @derrickboatman15603 жыл бұрын

    Please give this guy a late-night show.

  • @GabrielleTollerson

    @GabrielleTollerson

    3 жыл бұрын

    ikr!!

  • @reverendrobertparsimony8475

    @reverendrobertparsimony8475

    3 жыл бұрын

    It would make sense, he looks like a black Letterman haha

  • @martinenriquez3508

    @martinenriquez3508

    3 жыл бұрын

    A scary movie role! His face!

  • @carolyndarley1045

    @carolyndarley1045

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@reverendrobertparsimony8475 oh wow!! He does. Even has red hair..and y'all thought cloning wasn't real.

  • @luChewy8458

    @luChewy8458

    3 жыл бұрын

    I know right?☺

  • @davidmichels9454
    @davidmichels9454 Жыл бұрын

    This brilliant man is the uncle everyone had or wanted! Christmas must be a blast!

  • @SnowyAshton
    @SnowyAshton8 ай бұрын

    "I ain't walking to no Mawdaw!" I about died!

  • @globetrekker86
    @globetrekker863 жыл бұрын

    “What’s expendable in The Expendables? The English language!” Spilled my tea, laughing

  • @CatJ45674

    @CatJ45674

    3 жыл бұрын

    I don’t get it. Lol 😂 but I’ve never watched the movie. If anyone wants to explain I’d appreciate it.

  • @UNCFIPP

    @UNCFIPP

    3 жыл бұрын

    Get to da choppa

  • @mistresstlc8201

    @mistresstlc8201

    3 жыл бұрын

    And I don't think ppl got the jet li joke... (Tbh, I didn't know those guys were all in that movie... Like, simultaneously acting in the same release version of the film*...) *You know, cuz we millennials have blown the "hollywood remake" industry way wayyy up into the monster it's shaping up to be...

  • @donoimdono4868

    @donoimdono4868

    3 жыл бұрын

    Catharine J. - because all those impressions were really accurate. half of them talk they've got marbles in their mouth, other half like they've been hit in the head way too many times. and jet li has a heavy accent

  • @AdultThirdCultureKid1971

    @AdultThirdCultureKid1971

    3 жыл бұрын

    That's for sure! LMAO!

  • @v.e2035
    @v.e20353 жыл бұрын

    This man is what Hollywood Entertainers use to be made of. More than one skill, flawless and fluid exicution of jokes & impressions, Natural Born comedian with great timing. Love you Greg. You are a rare and priceless human.

  • @RedneckAdonis

    @RedneckAdonis

    3 жыл бұрын

    Truth! I still listen to Jerry Clower, Dangerfield, Rickles, Engvall, etc. Im freakin 38 yrs old.

  • @zalinabrooks1198

    @zalinabrooks1198

    2 жыл бұрын

    Amen❣

  • @lilRadRidinHood

    @lilRadRidinHood

    Жыл бұрын

    Execution (courtesy of Grammar Grammy, you are welcome!)

  • @shahareffendiaazizi5360
    @shahareffendiaazizi5360 Жыл бұрын

    First time i've heard of him. Bloody hell.. this is hillarious. This guy's a gem!!! From Malaysia

  • @OriginalRussianSpy

    @OriginalRussianSpy

    Жыл бұрын

    I concur. From canada

  • @m.freedomlovingamerican2723
    @m.freedomlovingamerican2723 Жыл бұрын

    Not even 4 minutes in and I’m tearing up. This man is hilarious!

  • @MuhammadArshad-gj8qk
    @MuhammadArshad-gj8qk2 жыл бұрын

    I am 81 and this is the first time I have laughed so hard since I was in my teens. Mr. Morton you are a talented natural funny story teller ever. God bless you. You touch natural nerves that sense comedy. Thankyou Thankyou Sir.

  • @pesterbotfpv

    @pesterbotfpv

    2 жыл бұрын

    Since you were a teen!? Jeez. You need a friend?

  • @stejer211

    @stejer211

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@pesterbotfpv I guess it's too late for that now.

  • @Lolcow43

    @Lolcow43

    Жыл бұрын

    He is really great 😊 I naturally laughed so funny

  • @santinho212

    @santinho212

    Жыл бұрын

    Me too

  • @davidbondotcom

    @davidbondotcom

    Жыл бұрын

    I agree. He’s a very talented comic.

  • @ih8thissignupcrap
    @ih8thissignupcrap3 жыл бұрын

    Netflix, you're dropping the ball. Why doesn't this guy have a special?

  • @garrettgoppert7804

    @garrettgoppert7804

    3 жыл бұрын

    He does just not on Netflix Dry Bar is it’s own thing.

  • @deadschooled

    @deadschooled

    3 жыл бұрын

    He had a special 15 years ago on comedy central. This guy is old hat...

  • @brettwiley2199

    @brettwiley2199

    3 жыл бұрын

    AGT was the last nail...

  • @GreatLakesLogger

    @GreatLakesLogger

    3 жыл бұрын

    Netflix screws up everything they get their hands on

  • @stevedouglas7375

    @stevedouglas7375

    3 жыл бұрын

    Maureen, you're right! I just came across this video and he is fantastic. I could care less about meeting a celebrity, but I'm thinking it would be fun to hang with him for a day. To say he is unique is an understatement.

  • @M_C_O.G73
    @M_C_O.G73 Жыл бұрын

    Never seen this dude before, he's proper funny, need to see more

  • @handsomeblackman255
    @handsomeblackman255 Жыл бұрын

    He was that kid in English class that did the voices when reading. Some kids gave him a hard time, I always enjoyed when he read.

  • @bigbosscaos3923
    @bigbosscaos39233 жыл бұрын

    "Lord of the rings is a movie about walking" LOLOL

  • @kountryedge

    @kountryedge

    3 жыл бұрын

    I've never seen it, so I guess it's about walking. 😆

  • @mrkrazedkillers6008

    @mrkrazedkillers6008

    3 жыл бұрын

    He really isn't wrong its just dwarves, Hobbits a warrior and a wizard walking to a mountian

  • @brettbarry2665

    @brettbarry2665

    3 жыл бұрын

    He ripped this bit from Kevin Smith. It's in clerks 2

  • @shadowwolf1762

    @shadowwolf1762

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@brettbarry2665 There a link to it for proof?

  • @FlywheelRc

    @FlywheelRc

    3 жыл бұрын

    ^^^^^^^^^^PROOF^^^^^^^^^^

  • @davidmadison9369
    @davidmadison93693 жыл бұрын

    Why isn’t he a star?!? I’d watch a show with him every night. Heck, he should do one of the late night shows.

  • @jubankta1627

    @jubankta1627

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah he’s pretty awesome!!!

  • @joshuablakeney2983

    @joshuablakeney2983

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hes awesome live!

  • @deezznutzz2400

    @deezznutzz2400

    3 жыл бұрын

    He doesn't fit the new narrative.

  • @chriscosby1561

    @chriscosby1561

    3 жыл бұрын

    He is a star getting paid millions to travel worldwide and just signed a contract to produce albums

  • @granttoye5852

    @granttoye5852

    3 жыл бұрын

    I would say a replacement or to play alongside Craig Ferguson on another network. They're close to the same age, I'd say

  • @darkgoddess6662
    @darkgoddess66629 ай бұрын

    Hands down my new favorite comedian! 😂😂😂😂❤❤❤😊😊😊

  • @helicitywx
    @helicitywx Жыл бұрын

    His facial expressions when he did Sylvester Stallone killed me 😆

  • @IsmokeHiphopLive
    @IsmokeHiphopLive2 жыл бұрын

    natural comedian right here folks...

  • @E6V6I6L1

    @E6V6I6L1

    2 жыл бұрын

    All comedians are Natural ... never even heard of a Synthetic comedian .

  • @mauricioellis568

    @mauricioellis568

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@E6V6I6L1 what he means is he is a natual.. Meaning some have to work at and some are just from day one gifted. Not every body can do this. Consistency is the key if you can do this every night on a daily and still be dope then you are a natural.

  • @Cloudighast

    @Cloudighast

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@mauricioellis568 why watch a comedy special when you don't understand comedy

  • @goddesshathor7313

    @goddesshathor7313

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@E6V6I6L1 Amy Schumer

  • @dualfluidreactor

    @dualfluidreactor

    2 жыл бұрын

    Steve martin said he learnt how to be funny and he is also one of the funniest

  • @davypig571
    @davypig5713 жыл бұрын

    How does this video not have millions of views?

  • @minners71

    @minners71

    3 жыл бұрын

    Because less than a million have viewed it.

  • @realface2476

    @realface2476

    3 жыл бұрын

    Because of where is presented

  • @earlsgaming2137

    @earlsgaming2137

    3 жыл бұрын

    I agree with you Davy. One Dry Bar comedian has over 5 million views and his video is less than a year old. BUT... we can get Morton to a million by sharing this video 'cause he had me holding my stomach!

  • @aaronsmith5433

    @aaronsmith5433

    3 жыл бұрын

    Because he's taupe.

  • @willshee7065
    @willshee7065 Жыл бұрын

    He's proof that you can have comedy without swearing

  • @ctskelly

    @ctskelly

    9 ай бұрын

    And I get so tired of the cheap sex jokes lesser comedians use.

  • @DaveS25

    @DaveS25

    7 ай бұрын

    Lee Evans Is better

  • @Stupidity2311

    @Stupidity2311

    6 ай бұрын

    @ctskelly cough amy schumer cough cough

  • @tonygrowley5275

    @tonygrowley5275

    6 ай бұрын

    No one really gives a f***!

  • @tonygrowley5275

    @tonygrowley5275

    6 ай бұрын

    @@ctskelly No one really gives a f***!

  • @JasperXoR
    @JasperXoR Жыл бұрын

    That's the best comedy bit I've seen in a long time.

  • @Dnightartist
    @Dnightartist3 жыл бұрын

    His diction is impeccable... talented and intelligent comedy. GREG YOU NEED A WHOLE SHOW!!!👏👏👏👏

  • @jomarz1828

    @jomarz1828

    2 жыл бұрын

    That's what I said to my kids and grandkids, that You Tubers and comedians actually have college degrees....

  • @JGHOUL-oy6xb

    @JGHOUL-oy6xb

    Жыл бұрын

    He needs a HOLE....6 feet deep!!

  • @jeffreyenglish1815
    @jeffreyenglish18152 жыл бұрын

    I can’t imagine why this guy isn’t the number one standup in America. You really could have children thru seniors watch his comedy. His face is as elastic as Jim Carrey. His show is brilliantly written. His delivery is solid as a rock. Not one joke tripped over. He could host a late night talk show. He’s genius.

  • @paulmuller1733
    @paulmuller1733 Жыл бұрын

    I never watch comedians, but I'm very glad I watched this guy. Extremely funny without being foul. The lawn dart part had me in tears.

  • @victoriawilliams2786
    @victoriawilliams2786 Жыл бұрын

    I'm proud of the scars on my knees from the blacktop of the playgrounds, streets, and the bottoms of pools. I had to rewatch his bit about how we had it as kids, because I kept laughing so hard I was afraid I'd miss something. Dude is awesome!

  • @Zett76

    @Zett76

    Жыл бұрын

    Pff. Blacktop. Our playground bottoms were made of rocks and barb wire…

  • @lorirose4187
    @lorirose41873 жыл бұрын

    This man is so funny! Plus no swear words how refreshing!

  • @donoimdono4868

    @donoimdono4868

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lori Rosenau - dry bar is in UT. it's a family establishment, part of the contract to perform there is no swearing

  • @blllllllllllllllllllrlrlrl7059

    @blllllllllllllllllllrlrlrl7059

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Jerome Lenovo you are the most compelling argument I've seen for the government putting more funding into mental institutions

  • @Computer-User

    @Computer-User

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Jerome Lenovo I mean absolutely no disrespect, but maybe we should all just lighten up a little bit? Society seems to have gotten so uptight. Things are so tense nowadays. There's so much racial tension these days I feel nervous just saying the phrase "lighten up". Badoomtish.

  • @jubankta1627

    @jubankta1627

    3 жыл бұрын

    He’s incredible!!!

  • @badrollmodels1298

    @badrollmodels1298

    3 жыл бұрын

    Brian Reagan and Jim Gaffigan is also funny without swear words :)

  • @theonetruesarauniya
    @theonetruesarauniya3 жыл бұрын

    I bloody love this man. He is just too good. Hope he gets more and more known. He deserves it. I could listen to him do voices all day. He would have all my money if he did bedtime stories!

  • @Sly_Hernandez8
    @Sly_Hernandez8 Жыл бұрын

    He killed it. Being there live would have been even funnier.

  • @rogerbruce2896
    @rogerbruce28969 ай бұрын

    pure pleasure to watch. Have not laughed so hard in years. Just what I needed :)

  • @Steel-Pinnings
    @Steel-Pinnings3 жыл бұрын

    29 minutes of pure laughter!! This guy is so underrated. He should be a superstar in this field.

  • @acricucci6188
    @acricucci61882 жыл бұрын

    This is pure pleasure. I saw Greg on AGT, then looked for his comedy on YT. Great natural comic, no bad language or raunch, a guy you can take your mom to see. Thanks, Greg, you are a bright light amidst a lot of darkness in today's "comedy."

  • @charlene5461

    @charlene5461

    Жыл бұрын

    @AC Ricucci I totally agree! And firmly believe if this your comment was posted a year ago, it would be the highest 👍 count on this video!! Hope you have a blessed day and weekend!🤓

  • @tonygrowley5275

    @tonygrowley5275

    6 ай бұрын

    No one really gives a f***!

  • @sonnydayz2118
    @sonnydayz2118 Жыл бұрын

    This guy is awesome! Thanks 4 the laughs.

  • @tjblackforest69
    @tjblackforest69 Жыл бұрын

    Priceless

  • @a.j.bandido8739
    @a.j.bandido87393 жыл бұрын

    Give this dude an HBO special and a few movies, he's HILARIOUS

  • @Taylorkaraoke
    @Taylorkaraoke3 жыл бұрын

    The lady with that contagious loud laughter has a lifetime membership to Dry Bar; and she's having a blast every time!!

  • @billsimmons2898
    @billsimmons2898 Жыл бұрын

    man is good, long time since i laughed this much, great routine. better then 99% of the comedians i have ever seen...

  • @phantom_pixel

    @phantom_pixel

    Жыл бұрын

    Have you only seen 2 comedians?

  • @melaniegrooms6556
    @melaniegrooms65563 жыл бұрын

    His normal speaking voice is like melted butter on a fresh KFC biscuit.

  • @BlueFlameFoxX

    @BlueFlameFoxX

    3 жыл бұрын

    Frighteningly accurate

  • @shadowwolf1762

    @shadowwolf1762

    3 жыл бұрын

    I would have said honey on that biscuit...but butter works just as well though it's not sweet, but just as smooth. lol

  • @annmcdaniel1092

    @annmcdaniel1092

    3 жыл бұрын

    And he can sing!!

  • @lephantomchickn3676

    @lephantomchickn3676

    3 жыл бұрын

    *Popeyes

  • @RedneckAdonis

    @RedneckAdonis

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yep! Your an odd one.

  • @Jellygirl5440
    @Jellygirl54403 жыл бұрын

    "I'm a black man with a farmer's tan." Lolol. Those ankles though. He must have gotten whooped a LOT.

  • @generalkenobi4509

    @generalkenobi4509

    3 жыл бұрын

    Saw this as he said it 😂

  • @PurryCat1975
    @PurryCat1975 Жыл бұрын

    I cried down my legs! Sir you are comedy gold! A genius of your field and a caliber above

  • @maryo4013
    @maryo4013 Жыл бұрын

    That was so good !!! 🤣👌

  • @williamwilliams293
    @williamwilliams2932 жыл бұрын

    Wow no foul language? How does he make everyone laugh? No now I remember……pure talent!

  • @FujishimaAkiko

    @FujishimaAkiko

    2 жыл бұрын

    That's one of the requirements of Dry Bar.

  • @vicmercd9136

    @vicmercd9136

    2 жыл бұрын

    100%

  • @williamwilliams293

    @williamwilliams293

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@FujishimaAkiko yes I know I assume that’s why it’s called The Dry Bar

  • @FujishimaAkiko

    @FujishimaAkiko

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@williamwilliams293 They don't serve alcohol to patrons, that's actually why it's called "Dry Bar". I've been there many a time, it's in Provo, Utah.

  • @blackenedmagic888

    @blackenedmagic888

    2 жыл бұрын

    In some of his older videos he _does_ use some profanity but not every other word is cursing. A prime example is a clip he does on names of hurricanes not being scary enough - it's very funny but does use swearing.

  • @S1mcard
    @S1mcard2 жыл бұрын

    "Let me tell you a little bit about myself, I started out as a baby" That one was really good 😆

  • @saladsquid1
    @saladsquid110 ай бұрын

    This guy is AMAZING. Got me to laugh to tears for the first time in a while!

  • @Xtreemo
    @Xtreemo Жыл бұрын

    The Arnold Schwarzenegger impression was absolutely top-notch. This guy is awesome!

  • @generaltso4250
    @generaltso42502 жыл бұрын

    He is sharp humor. Very intelligent. I'd pay to see him he's freaking hilarious. He average like four laughs a minute

  • @heyitsthida
    @heyitsthida3 жыл бұрын

    This man just transported me back to my childhood. Love this set.

  • @justincase2281
    @justincase2281 Жыл бұрын

    I have never seen this guy before. Where have I been?! He's great. Some talent, and no foul language. Super!!

  • @geraldfer
    @geraldfer Жыл бұрын

    Love this set...he's funny..no cursing 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

  • @erniegamboa5609
    @erniegamboa56093 жыл бұрын

    I had never heard of Greg Morton and he is now my favorite comedian.. made me laugh out loud.. doesn't swear and is not profane.. a rarity in this day in age.. that's when you know you're funny..

  • @nickguillaume32

    @nickguillaume32

    2 жыл бұрын

    I agree 100%, he's as funny as Jim Bruer. Very similar comedy.

  • @darrylchilders2532

    @darrylchilders2532

    2 жыл бұрын

    I know right....😅👍

  • @taserrr

    @taserrr

    2 жыл бұрын

    Seems to be an American thing, I'd say most UK comedians don't swear especially not often.

  • @snubdawg1386

    @snubdawg1386

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@taserrr but none of them is funny

  • @taserrr

    @taserrr

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@snubdawg1386 That's objective but a strange statement to make given so many people really enjoy them and british comedians are generally speaking the most well known comedians in the world.

  • @jesseservin4012
    @jesseservin40123 жыл бұрын

    His regular voice could narrate a story and make it sound interesting.

  • @GabrielleTollerson

    @GabrielleTollerson

    3 жыл бұрын

    for real🤣

  • @ZaneCase1

    @ZaneCase1

    3 жыл бұрын

    I need him to teach me physics

  • @laharlkent

    @laharlkent

    3 жыл бұрын

    Put him on the history channel, Kids would actually learn.

  • @victorazamesu5469

    @victorazamesu5469

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yes indeed

  • @paulettejarrell3897

    @paulettejarrell3897

    2 жыл бұрын

    He really is..I know this video is old,but this man truly could be the next James Earl Jones...its natural...live it!

  • @michaelwagner5453
    @michaelwagner5453 Жыл бұрын

    Mr.Greg Morton...one of the funniest comedians on the planet! God bless!

  • @jonathansmith3742
    @jonathansmith37423 ай бұрын

    Thanks for the laughs. Greg was killin it.

  • @joeymccullough2716
    @joeymccullough27163 жыл бұрын

    I’ll trip a kid, just to see that happen-not my kid, y’know, somebody else’s. This guy is hilarious!🤣🤣🤣

  • @Cornpop-ex3vk
    @Cornpop-ex3vk3 жыл бұрын

    I laughed, cried, choked, coughed, farted, sneezed and hiccuped at the same time. I am thankful I had a mask on. I almost died - it was awesome!

  • @norrissumrall4710

    @norrissumrall4710

    3 жыл бұрын

    ...and my Depends!

  • @oldschoolfunkster1

    @oldschoolfunkster1

    3 жыл бұрын

    That's because secretly...we've ALL done it. Guilty!!

  • @Cornpop-ex3vk

    @Cornpop-ex3vk

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Mister Bojangles yes yes indeed. Got to follow the ever changing science.

  • @kevincrouch6121
    @kevincrouch6121 Жыл бұрын

    Totally agree,no swearing or lewdness!! Absolutely brilliant.

  • @MenelionFR
    @MenelionFR2 ай бұрын

    Incredibly, just incredibly talented! Thank you so much Mr. Morton!

  • @rekora1045
    @rekora10453 жыл бұрын

    This is proof the best comics aren't known globally.

  • @deanthonywhitt6928

    @deanthonywhitt6928

    2 жыл бұрын

    Definitely not proof ,this guy corny af

  • @arethamorgan6613

    @arethamorgan6613

    2 жыл бұрын

    @ DeAnthony Whitt. Obviously, his type of humor doesn't appeal to you. Which is okay, to each his own.

  • @whowhoMikeJones

    @whowhoMikeJones

    2 жыл бұрын

    No

  • @jballz5848

    @jballz5848

    2 жыл бұрын

    The well known ones are all about censorship now

  • @rekora1045

    @rekora1045

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@jballz5848 what do you mean? I'm not in disagreement or anything, just not entirely sure what you meant by that.

  • @JkChaotic
    @JkChaotic2 жыл бұрын

    This guy is AMAZING! He doesn't need to cuss or be raunchy to be hilarious.He definitely needs a Netflix special or 2.

  • @Robbover
    @Robbover Жыл бұрын

    AWESOME..... What a wonderful treat! I truly enjoyed myself tonight. Thank you, Greg Morton...

  • @frontpuff
    @frontpuff2 ай бұрын

    How did I just hear of this comical Genius right now??!!Unbelievable! Just what I needed. Much Love from Germoney

  • @hummpy
    @hummpy3 жыл бұрын

    You’re so good dude!!!

  • @V3NoMxDaPoiiZ0N

    @V3NoMxDaPoiiZ0N

    3 жыл бұрын

    I don't think he can see this comment

  • @jasonlieberman4606

    @jasonlieberman4606

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@V3NoMxDaPoiiZ0N it's amazing how many people still seem to assume they're talking directly to the person in the video 😎

  • @MrTrev80

    @MrTrev80

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@jasonlieberman4606 It's also amazing how people think comedians don't watch youtube.

  • @gonzaler99

    @gonzaler99

    3 жыл бұрын

    Thanks hummpy

  • @drtalkboxsa9412

    @drtalkboxsa9412

    3 жыл бұрын

    This guys is a beast👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @rockereivanivan
    @rockereivanivan3 жыл бұрын

    Ladies and Gentlemen we have the greatest comedian here with us

  • @benjizucker6091
    @benjizucker6091 Жыл бұрын

    Jim Carrey: Finally, a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary.

  • @SalmanBhallai
    @SalmanBhallai5 ай бұрын

    English is my second language and I am still learning it. Understanding English songs and English videos sometimes become very difficult for me, even in this video there were alot of words that I didn't know about but he did an amazing job. There were no difficulty in understanding the jokes he was telling and I enjoyed every single second of the video without even getting lost. He knows how to connect and communicate with people without any language barriers. Such an amazing person, made my day. I hope he is doing well and get all the success in his career ❤

  • @20bluebug
    @20bluebug3 жыл бұрын

    Greg is an amazing and talented man! I knew him and had the privilege of working with him when he was a DJ. He would begin the evening with 10 minutes or so of stand up to warm up the crowd. Then throughout the night, he'd dress up in various costumes to suit many of the songs played that night. It was so much fun, and always a BLAST!!! I was a teenager then with typical teenage issues, he was always there for me and was a wonderful mentor to me. Those were wonderful days! He's a wonderful human being!

  • @bobyost42

    @bobyost42

    3 жыл бұрын

    That's so good to know!! He is hilarious, and if I knew him I'd call him just to hear his voice!

  • @gourddrawing
    @gourddrawing3 жыл бұрын

    "Belt on the shelf." LMAO!!! 😂

  • @sjohn-th9ok
    @sjohn-th9okАй бұрын

    i saw this guy do a joke 7 yrs ago and i say it to myself in his voice ever since. 7 yrs and it hasnt got old yet. Greg Morton deserves to be a millionaire.

  • @michymoo839
    @michymoo83910 ай бұрын

    OMG - I am crying - he is hilarious 😂

  • @KevinTheNoobie
    @KevinTheNoobie3 жыл бұрын

    This dude RADIATES Don Rickles energy

  • @bmanclassics4350

    @bmanclassics4350

    3 жыл бұрын

    A clean rodney danger field in ways

  • @randalltrantham5082

    @randalltrantham5082

    3 жыл бұрын

    Wow, I saw that as I looked at him from profile, brilliant.

  • @clicheguevara5282

    @clicheguevara5282

    3 жыл бұрын

    I said the same thing within 5 seconds. ..and I've been watching Rickles all day.

  • @602rmiller

    @602rmiller

    3 жыл бұрын

    Couldn't put my finger on it until you said it.

  • @karencreamer
    @karencreamer3 жыл бұрын

    Haven't cried laughing in a whileee. This was too good 😂😂

  • @rubysanders2378

    @rubysanders2378

    3 жыл бұрын

    He really is like a cartoon character. Also I need to see his take on covid.

  • @tomfoolery5526

    @tomfoolery5526

    3 жыл бұрын

    You’re so good dude!!!

  • @HiddenMeadowMus

    @HiddenMeadowMus

    3 жыл бұрын

    man!

  • @sevenspuds1706
    @sevenspuds17062 ай бұрын

    Facial expressions, body movements, voice work.. This guy is hilarious and talented.. Hard to believe I have never seen his work before... Instant fan!!

  • @User2jn
    @User2jn Жыл бұрын

    I love how animated and expressive he is. Also, his comedy is packed with content. Almost every second I was chuckling or full on laughing

  • @VVLOGSCHANNEL
    @VVLOGSCHANNEL2 жыл бұрын

    I watched all these 29 minutes with a huge smile on my face. This guy is a legend.

  • @kelvinbryant7602

    @kelvinbryant7602

    Жыл бұрын

    I love Greg's Comedy all his voices he does is so good

  • @abbymartin554
    @abbymartin5543 жыл бұрын

    The lawn dart to the head and those cries and facial expressions had me in tears! "Owww! Mommy! Mommy!" 😂 Greg Morton is who other comics need to study and learn from. Can you imagine him singing ‘You’re a Mean One Mr Grinch’?! His voice was made for that!

  • @shizukagozen777

    @shizukagozen777

    2 жыл бұрын

    I had to replay the crying parts at least 15 times because of how hard I was laughing. 😂

  • @falconquest2068

    @falconquest2068

    2 жыл бұрын

    Bingo on the Grinch comment!

  • @robertd2055

    @robertd2055

    2 жыл бұрын

    Spot on!

  • @animalpawpony3547

    @animalpawpony3547

    2 жыл бұрын

    Oh yes! He's hilarious! I would totally listen to him singing "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch".

  • @mothmanwithinternetaccess244
    @mothmanwithinternetaccess244 Жыл бұрын

    One of the only comedians that really made me laugh😂I want him to have a personal channel on KZread so I could subscribe

  • @user-tv5hg4zh3p
    @user-tv5hg4zh3p9 ай бұрын

    I love this guy already

  • @expect2achieve-jc502
    @expect2achieve-jc5023 жыл бұрын

    Bruh "let the Israelites go!" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @khoabradley4001

    @khoabradley4001

    3 жыл бұрын

    Would you mind if you could explain me this?

  • @danyahpereira1006

    @danyahpereira1006

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@khoabradley4001 because the real Israelites today are mainly in the Americas and all those disasters affect most the USA....comparing the plagues of Egypt, think about it. Hurricanes, massive snow storms, wild fires, tornadoes....the list go on.

  • @BudandBloomWithBlossom

    @BudandBloomWithBlossom

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yes "Let the Israelites go" is gold!!! 😂😂😂✔✔✔

  • @bradleyhaga119

    @bradleyhaga119

    3 жыл бұрын

    That’s not what let the Israelites go means , y’all better do some research because no one in the crowd got it lol

  • @danyahpereira1006

    @danyahpereira1006

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@bradleyhaga119 If you say....that's not what it means.....THEN by all means tell it to all of us,what YOU THINK it means.... please proceed!

  • @UncleEarl97
    @UncleEarl973 жыл бұрын

    Greg Morton IS a living cartoon character, hilarious delivery, facial expressions, and a golden voice for radio or TV! I hope to see him again. He is amazingly polished, talented and perfect delivery. I wanted to give a Thumbs Up just two minutes into this show!

  • @CMDRScotty
    @CMDRScotty Жыл бұрын

    I wish I could hit the up button more than once this is so 😄

  • @bradfuller84
    @bradfuller84 Жыл бұрын

    One of my favorite comedians. Clean comedy and his delivery is brilliant!

  • @johnransom1146
    @johnransom11463 жыл бұрын

    He’s from my hometown in Canada. Woodstock. He did a show at our high school. He was good then, now he’s excellent.

  • @MTsa-vc8fy

    @MTsa-vc8fy

    3 жыл бұрын

    I didnt know he was Canadian !

  • @wilk6390

    @wilk6390

    3 жыл бұрын

    C

  • @prostidude87

    @prostidude87

    3 жыл бұрын

    He's totally from Ohio and it's not too hard to confirm that since he also played in the NFL for the Bills so you can find his bio....

  • @kellygarnet6329

    @kellygarnet6329

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@prostidude87 You have the wrong Greg Morton. This guy is totally from Woodstock ON.

  • @fightingtosurvive6527

    @fightingtosurvive6527

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@prostidude87 "Played in the NFL".....😂🤣😆

  • @robertvolz68
    @robertvolz682 жыл бұрын

    I can't give this guy enough THUMBS UP because he had me cracking up.

  • @Hextraordinary13
    @Hextraordinary13 Жыл бұрын

    One of the most brilliant & original comedians I've seen in a LONG time. He is full-on animation -- acting out everything with a wit & physicality on-par with Robin Williams. This man is a master-class.

  • @davidhoover8518
    @davidhoover8518 Жыл бұрын

    My god, I am so impressed. I had been sad intermittently throughout the entire day. Jeff Beck a guitarist who I respect and love and his music has moved me for decades and decades, died just yesterday. Many times throughout this day I've found myself crying. I would not have thought it possible, but this man has had me laughing out loud. . . Throughout the entire set!!! This gentleman is at the top of his game and he is comedically brilliant. BRILLIANT! I needed this today! Thank you, you brilliant MthrFkr!!! You just ripped the laughter out of my lungs tonight. It's 2:29 a.m. and I am sure that my neighbors all heard me laughing hysterically. Thank you again sir. You are amazing!

  • @txsurfnturf
    @txsurfnturf Жыл бұрын

    Needs his own one hour comedy show. Great stuff; very funny. ❤️

  • @issacflor649

    @issacflor649

    Жыл бұрын

    Agreed.

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