"it's an absolute casserole down there" is the simultaneously the most horrifying and hysterical sentence in spoken history

@peterclarke7240

2 жыл бұрын

I see your "absolute casserole down there" and raise you a line by KZread's infamous reviewer of international tat, Stuart Ashens: "Mother, my condom's already full." 🤣

@ckyisyourfuture

2 жыл бұрын

@@peterclarke7240 perhaps i was a bit hyperbolic with my original comment...because i'd be lying if i said i didn't love that one

@ElbowDeepInAHorse

2 жыл бұрын

@@peterclarke7240 Jesus Christ I think I'm going to have to ask for a link to that

@MrNickcrush

2 жыл бұрын

False

@peterclarke7240

2 жыл бұрын

@@MrNickcrush Thank you for your contribution. Tell me, have you heard of this little thing called "hyperbole?"

If we’re doing Greg Davis getting shocked you can’t exclude “So what’s your name?” “Greg” “nooooooo” “yes…” “I CHAAANGED it” *look of abject terror*

@acookie7548

Жыл бұрын

The way she phrased that was hysterical. I fully believed she changed his lordship’s name legally

@echoisaway

Жыл бұрын

What episode + series was it?

@darthdarthification

Жыл бұрын

@@echoisaway series 2 episode 3

@echoisaway

Жыл бұрын

@@darthdarthification Thank you lots!

@steveoconnivo9666

Жыл бұрын

Katherine ryan is the most chaotic and perfect contestant to ever grace the taskmaster stage.

I love how Jess called for "Fez" in the audience and the whole studio was silent except one "yup".

@hirshja

2 жыл бұрын

I know there's a real possibility that his friends call him Fez. but I prefer to imagine that she just asked him to respond when she called for "Fez".

@lazthegreat10

2 жыл бұрын

@@hirshja it's more like half the audience might shout yep

@yvonnevanhek5199

2 жыл бұрын

I AM FEZ

@yvonnevanhek5199

2 жыл бұрын

I AM FEZ

@yvonnevanhek5199

2 жыл бұрын

I AM FEZ!

the stolen trousers will always be my fave seeing Greg's genuine surprise is hilarious

@christianroldan-johnson3281

Жыл бұрын

I don’t understand this though. Like. Why did he take his trousers off ????

@crypticcryptid4702

Жыл бұрын

@@christianroldan-johnson3281 Probably had a seperate pair of stage clothes.

@anumeon

Жыл бұрын

My favorite will always be the picture of Gregs mother in the bath with the fez that genuinly shocked Greg.. :D

@charlessimmons223

11 ай бұрын

I still say Rhod hiding in Greg's closet and recording him while he slept is the best.

@crabblossom

11 ай бұрын

@charlessimmons223 no you're absolutely right it was so unhinged lol there's just so many good moments its hard to keep up with em all lol

The reaction on Greg's face looking at his mom in the bath with a Fez on is priceless hahaha

@Cdodders27

2 жыл бұрын

A genuine double take

@justDavidThanks

2 жыл бұрын

I clicked on this compilation knowing that clip would be here and came specifically for it.

@swanningabout

2 жыл бұрын

@@justDavidThanks medal?

@joelvine4698

2 жыл бұрын

Mum?

@MrWebby93

2 жыл бұрын

A genuine double take, and I would stake money that if he had water in his mouth, we would have had a spit take.

Mark Watson doesn't get anywhere near enough love for his run as a contestant

@KennyRubenis

2 жыл бұрын

He was SO good on the show!

@benglaser1345

2 жыл бұрын

The cheeky text task was soooo mean of them, and he probably did send a text every day for FIVE MONTHS depending on when they first gave him the phone

@finmiles965

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed! I can’t help but be so proud of him every time I see his trouser theft admission

@nicosmind3

2 жыл бұрын

Hes been one of my favourites

@megalogoro6388

2 жыл бұрын

Everyone forgets he came in second on this series 😂

Greg's actual double take at his mom is hilarious. Man's ehole demeanor shifts for only a second but each frame in that second exudes a new feeling of confusion.

@WereDictionary

Жыл бұрын

I maintain the opinion that Rhod Gilbert is not the force of nature you need but the one you deserve. And also the force of nature that is the most fun to witness and to take part in.

@leeks1408

8 ай бұрын

It woulda been worse if Rhod was in the tub wearing the fez 😂

This is the best compilation yet. Anytime Greg is forced to break character because of shock is just perfection.

@naturalnat3452

Жыл бұрын

Anytime Greg and Alex break character is an absolutely wonderful time xD

@ca120298

4 ай бұрын

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Alan’s noise at 2:53 will never not make me fall down laughing

@angelkissess97

2 жыл бұрын

he sounds like a choomah

@F2PAlius

2 жыл бұрын

And the Guz accidentally moaning is like.. the perfect way to follow up that

@wookiemomos

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣 I don't know how many times I watched "the wow monster"

@candywillis1

Жыл бұрын

They became my favorite season. 🥰 And I nearly piss myself laughing at that monster challenge every time. Allan and Guz especially. I started laughing before the noises even started because I knew what was coming. 😂

@sakoyalt821

Жыл бұрын

His face afterwards just went “I had absolutely no idea I was gonna do that” 🤣

Greg’s head zooming in when he spots his mum cracks me up every time.

@qwertyTRiG

Жыл бұрын

Proper double take.

I will never get over the look on Greg's face when Mark says "my high octane item is a pair of your trousers" 😂😂 the stunned look, jaw dropped, wheeze of a laugh, just pure unfiltered shock and joy

I still say Mark Watson was robbed and absolutely deserved five points for the adrenaline-inducing pants stealing incident. In the taskmaster's own words "that is undeniably a high octane item" but then gives them 0 points.

@iliketrains3495

Жыл бұрын

Technically 1 point, I don’t think anyones ever been outright disqualified in a prize task besides Jess bringing a book from the wrong year. But yeah Mark got robbed

@BloodChampagne

Жыл бұрын

Mark didn't steal it himself though so he assumed very, very little risk

Mike dislodged a hemorrhoid and gave himself a mohawk for this show, amazing

The look on Nish’s face when Mark said he stole Greg’s pants is priceless! Also the look on Alex’s face when Guz makes the sexy monster noise makes me laugh every time as well because it was so unexpected. So far this is the best compilation yet. *poor Mike. No one should have to endure what he had to go through*

@peterclarke7240

2 жыл бұрын

Nonsense. It was worth it just for the "absolute casserole" comment. 😂

@b.b.8955

2 жыл бұрын

@@peterclarke7240 I’ll admit that comment did have me laughing 😂. I just felt bad for the whole process it took for him to get there! That was a lot of pushing for a little ‘sqoitch” sound at the end…😂😂😂

@swanningabout

2 жыл бұрын

Priceless? Nobody asked you to pay

@b.b.8955

2 жыл бұрын

@@swanningabout it’s a figure of speech…🤨

The best part of the Wozniak task was how the reality turned out to be so much worse than it seemed.

6:11 the double take Greg does when he realises who's wearing the Fez, its a split seconds change in emotion, so small, but everything changes, and its beautiful!

@joelrobinson5457

Жыл бұрын

Surprise to horror

I don't care how many times it gets put into compilations, Greg's reaction to his mum's photo is priceless. Also, I would have been "that guy," and when asked to bring in a "high octane" item, I would have been literal and brought in a jerry can full of gasoline; can't get any higher octane than actual octane.

@ZesPak

2 жыл бұрын

Hmm. Maybe combine the two. Steal his petrol at a gig. Leave him stranded, the reveal it 2 months later.

@rudi_ghuliani

2 жыл бұрын

@@ZesPak remember that time you had to call AA because you were 'suddenly' out of diesel? lol

@josephmathes

2 жыл бұрын

I'd have asked a university chemistry department to bring some highly hazardous or reactive molecule under guard, in some kind of heavily reinforced container. They'd get to be on TV and teach a little science, and you'd genuinely make everyone in the studio fear for their lives. I think that beats gasoline

@Yvolve

2 жыл бұрын

Get a bomb tech in to defuse an actual bomb on stage. That would be high octane. Or have Michael Bay direct the episode.

@vladys5238

2 жыл бұрын

@@josephmathes As someone in university doing chemistry the people bringing it would have a hell of a time writing the risk asessment and justifying it

"Oh it's an absolute casserole down there" What an amazing line

@McNerdius

2 жыл бұрын

hmm... there should be a taskmaster recipe book... all the cooking tasks, plus Absolute Casserole

WHO LOSES HIS FUCKING TROUSERS 😂😂😂😂😂

@jayrap94

2 жыл бұрын

Greatest heist ever!

The look on Alex's face after the monster noise....kills me every time

Greg's face when he saw his mum could cure depression but Mike's "absolute casserole" makes me cry-laugh every single time

@bcaye

Жыл бұрын

I can't figure out how he kept a straight face!

The universal hysterics across the whole cast after the Wow Monster is so wholesome

guz doing the "grrr. unhh" is so funny. thats a fully grown man with a mortgage (presumably) and four children

03:27 - I always enjoy when Alex Horne breaks character, but this face takes it all.

I will never forget the “it’s a casserole down there” quip but I cannot hear that noise ever again 😂

The moment Greg's face goes from "Are you serious?" to "My God, you're SERIOUS!" is PRICELESS.

The whole wow monster task was legendary stuff. Love Desiree Burch.

@fredh1720

2 жыл бұрын

I thought Taskmaster was getting maybe a bit stale up until that season, and then they hit me with the greatest moment in the entire show. I don't remember laughing as much as I did the first time at that for ages and ages.

@periquinn

2 жыл бұрын

@@fredh1720 i loved all the seasons but i know exactly what you mean. That cast was such a delight and had a mix of personalities that caused wholesome chaos lol

@DanGolag

2 жыл бұрын

@@fredh1720 I know what you mean, but I think they turned it around in the previous season and continued the momentum with that one. Not just the casts, which I loved and actually showed me new stuff about the people I knew, along with introducing me to new faces but the tasks as well. Like, the studio tasks in both seasons, but especially 12 just look like so much fun to be part of.

@Cate_78

2 жыл бұрын

I've lost count how many times I've watched that and every single time I can't help but laugh out loud. There's not a lot of things I can say that about.

@HerrAMG

2 жыл бұрын

@@periquinn one of my favorite lines is 'we have defeated the format of the show"

Ive seen all 12 series probably 3-4 times, and this is the first time im noticing Victoria flipping greg off for calling her smart move! This show seriously broke victoria 😂😂😂😂😂

@MissyGail4eva

2 жыл бұрын

Good call🤣

@peterclarke7240

2 жыл бұрын

I was just thinking how ridiculous it is that an internationally renowned professional poker player got totally owned by a giant former drama teacher who had his back to her throughout that entire task. 😂

@rudi_ghuliani

2 жыл бұрын

@@peterclarke7240 But the Taskmaster's the house and the house always wins!

@nickhall8319

2 жыл бұрын

But at least she learned how to beatbox and ride a bike!

@josefchan5465

2 жыл бұрын

@@peterclarke7240 Victoria's plan was clever, but the problem was that of the 5 she was obviously the most likely to attempt something like that. Not to mention she was rubbish at making the other noises; if there was anyone relying on non-vocal sounds it would obviously be her.

9:00 I don’t think Alex has ever laughed that hard in the history of this show. The Woz delivered perhaps the most memorable TM line ever!! Legend

Mike Wozniak is unintentionally cool and so likeable.

Mark stealing Greg's trousers is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

Alan's noise is up there with the most iconic moments of this show

Greg knew IMMEDIATELY exactly what trousers he was about to see! I love this show…

The Great Trousers Robbery of Series 5 is still my favorite moment ever

"it's an absolute casserole down there" I think I stopped breathing for a moment 😂😂😂

Greg's reaction to the picture of his mum in the bath is one of the funniest moments in Taskmaster history

@baoboumusic

Жыл бұрын

"You treacherous old woman" is such a fantastic moment

The make a noise task is hands down my favorite in-studio task of the entire show

Monster noises: Victoria? Check. Morgana? Check. Desiree? Check. Alan Davies? *WOOOOOOWAH* Guz? An owl having an orgasm!

Mark's nervous gulp before he reveals what he's done is hysterical

Wozniak will always be my favorite contestant.

"When you get a task. You do the task. No matter the price."

6:08 that double-take gets me every time!!

i will never tire of the look on Greg's face when he sees his mum on the screen.

If I had a list of the top Greg moments of my own it would absolutely match this one. The pants just killed me. The double take on mom's photo was amazing. Mike, Mike, Mike.....I will never be able to see or hear the word casserole for the rest of my life without thinking of you. But the clip I just can't stop watching is the Wow monster. It was so unexpectedly hysterical!!!

I love that Ed Gamble was Mark's accomplice in stealing Greg's trousers and that he then stole from Greg Again on his own season

Alan Davies making a sound never seizes to be funny. I could listen to that on repeat ad nauseam.

@terenceflynn5125

2 жыл бұрын

Ceases* 🤣

@TheWheel2.0

2 жыл бұрын

Same 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

@jerryfick613

Жыл бұрын

Nauseam being the key word

AND SHE’S HERE TONIGHT! She is! Oh..

A great show, a lot of fun contestants, but if I had to give an award to one as my favorite, it would have to be Rhod, no one gets under Greg's skin quite the same way.

@exessex3522

2 жыл бұрын

Familiarity breeds contempt, is it?

0:55 Alex reaction is great

Greg breaking character is one thing, but Alex losing it like that makes Mike probably the funniest person ever.

Rod Gilbert took this show in the perfect way. He was brilliant

6:10 that double take 😂

Rhod Gilbert was the best contestant on this show by a mile, his past and personal connection and friendship with Greg made all their interactions so funny and genuine 😂😂 they need to bring him back ❤️❤️

@qwertyTRiG

Жыл бұрын

Unfortunately, Rhod's not well at the moment.

Alex's just completely shocked and impressed and confused face at 3:26 may trump anything else

I can not for the life of me remember how many times I've watched the scary monster sounds. But I can remember that I've laughed my arse of every single time

Rhod saying what the fez for this task but then going on to swear for 30 seconds nonstop at a swear box is pure rhos energy

The Wow Monster cracks me up every time.

"FEZ!" "Yup" lol

How he didn't guess Alan during the monster growls, baffles me. It couldn't have been clearer unless Alan had just spoken his own name.

@nightsgrow6575

Жыл бұрын

Right! It was so obviously Alan’s voice

Greg Davies just knocks me out, never fails to make me laugh until I can't breathe!

An absolute casserole down there is my new favorite phrase

It's a rare event to catch a genuine double-take. 6:10

The wow monster still makes me tear up!

the way rob hides his face like an embarrassed boy after greg told him his mom in indeed there dhsjdbdjd

I cracked up so hard at Alan Davies making that noise! It was so unexpected!

Lol I love Alex's face after gus moans!

8:15 I'm fairly sure this qualifies as a rare Digestive Tract Talk / Provincial Dad Chat combo

The absolute best comedy show to ever grace the airways.

9:23 Can't decide if he's more like Manuel in Fawlty Towers or Keven Kline in A Fish Called Wanda (strangely both Cleese linked).

This was one of my favourites, as soon as I realized what the first clip was I was already laughing😂😂😂 the pants thing just kills me😂😂

A reminder, if it were needed, of why this show is so goddam good! Alan Davies wow monster never fails to make me piss myself.

3:28 Alex’s face! 😂😂😂

@exessex3522

2 жыл бұрын

I've watched that at 0.25 playback speed. He crams a lot of facial expressions into a very short time starting off with near disbelief expressed by wide-eyes, eyebrow raising and a half smile of uncertainty; then a very quizzical head tilt, eyebrow lowering and mouth straightening followed by a blink, big smile, eye narrowing, body bending and laughter.

@auntlynnie

2 жыл бұрын

@@exessex3522 I just rewatched it again. And I JUST noticed that he's WEARING A TAIL.

This is my favorite compilation so far. Missing a couple of brilliant moments, but these are all at the top of the game.

“You made me swear now, you minge!” 😂😂

@9:03 I think most of us had the same look as Lee during that story.

It’s Marks voice crack at 0:31 that shows how genuinely terrified he is of the consequences possibly coming his way😂

The phrase "absolute casserole" is AMAZING

Greg's looks of genuine surprise are such a delight.

This is such a funny (and disturbing) compilation! 🤣🤣🤣 Brilliant 👌

Mike Wozniak ITS LIKE A CASSEROLE DOWN THERE

Mikes hemmy pop is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time!

@Snaakie83

2 жыл бұрын

"Hemmypop hits from the 20s"

You know what I like...For Jessica to be that sure that Fez was in the audience, she must of invited him to the show

The wow monster was so good 😂 Alan has a way of making everyone an himself cry with laughter

I love the double take with the fez

Mike and the casserole comment is one of them TV golden moments

Gregs reaction at 6:10 is priceless

@qwertyTRiG

2 жыл бұрын

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The "Wow Monster" never gets old

I would like so much and I think people would like so much to see all the reactions at the great moments. If you have footage of everyone's faces when he says it's an absolute casserole down there. People would watch everyone laughing at that I think. I would. You edit brilliantly but it would be cool to see this as like a musical where you could kinda watch what you want.

ngl I usually watch the taskmaster channel itself but this is a such a good compilation 🤣 some of the best omg I’m in hysterics

I could not breathe during the hemorrhoid speech 😂

6:10 The only genuine double-take I’ve ever seen 😂

Can't wait for the next series!!!

I'd forgotten how good "You've made me swear now, you minge!" is as an insult.

Alan Davies' scream gets me everytime. 🤣

I never noticed Nish’s face at @0:29 before 😂😂

This show is the best! Omg my cheeks are sore

The wow monster will never not reduce me to tears of laughter! 😂

Should've included Greg's stunned response to Lolly Adefope's 2000 pounds cash.

You can actually pinpoint the moment he remembers his pants getting stolen

When I saw the title 2 videos came to mind. The Fez and the short film by Rhod