I wish my brain worked as quickly as Troy's. So witty, so funny. Absolute gold

@steviemac2681

9 ай бұрын

Walk in there like it does. Shoulders back, smash the life out of it.

@Luca_86

9 ай бұрын

You…me…your sluggish brain. Now!!

@Jo-yp8wy

8 ай бұрын

I just wish my brain workes.

My favourite yet. Everywhere and everyone needs Troy in their lives. No one would hate entering the workplace with this gent encouraging you. A true national treasure 👏🏼

He is truly fun without dissing, pissing or beeing fun at the expense of others! A Gem!

@rogerq7369

9 ай бұрын

Spot on

I simply cannot articulate the joy this man brings. Shoulders back, smashing it.

“A bit of post lunch Botticelli, give it the beans!” My lord these are gold! I also liked how the security guy came out with a smile on his face, saw that it’s just some light hearted fun and left you to finish your shift!

@greetersguild

10 ай бұрын

Thank you! Yes wasn’t he a TREAT

@joshuataylor3550

9 ай бұрын

Get that on a tshirt

@johnnycasswell7290

9 ай бұрын

Nicer and more understanding than that woman at B&Q!! @@greetersguild

This man looks like he would have been on the Titanic and survived. He’s a a gem. Protect him at all costs.

@danielreed5199

3 ай бұрын

He stood by the lifeboats complimenting the women and children as they debarked.

excellent description of manifestation, by the way, "but you don't know where the place is i can get the tickets?" "no" LOL

'Your foreheads are unlined by the tribulations of life' got me!!! So true and relatable to me 🤣

I long for the day I'm entering a fine establishment and am greeted effervescently by a master of the greeters guild.

I love this guy !! The best since John Cleese Please remake Fawlty Towers with this gentleman

There’s no better way to take a shit than watching this guy politely welcome people to random places. @troy you enhance my dump time & I think you good sir.

What an absolute legend. I couldn't even begin to fire off remarks like he does in such rapid succession.

That ending 😂

Shoulders back. Best foot forward. Up an attem.Have at it. Get in there and smash it!!! Brilliant!!

A welcome ray of sunshine in a floodlit world.

What a perfection of a man! The 1920's style is just beautiful. I wish more of us men would wear more traditional clothes.

This guy's a goddamn treasure.

I need Troy Hawke as my personal motivational speaker 😄

There’s a vague sense of Bertie Wooster to this man. Fantastic stuff.

Belter of a kicker! Many thanks.

Protect this man at all costs.

Charming and sparklingly funny as always! Keep on the spectacular work you are doing!

@lisamikky1696

3 ай бұрын

Sparklingly funny! ✨😃✨

Final frame straight out of a comedy routine

"Oh that hair! Bangs, Pops, Love it!" 🤣 Love you Troy!!

@welshieworldwide

Жыл бұрын

And we love you ClaireLouise..smash it..!!! 🤣

Oh man your charisma and charm brings joy to even my heart.

Pure brilliance and oozing charisma.... you are indeed, the new Terry Thomas ❤❤

@Vaudin

Жыл бұрын

How dare you. Wash your mouth out.

I adore the Greeters Guild. If ever a service was needed or required then it would be this; caressimg the brow of patrons all across our land to feel more joy and happiness in what maybe a somewhat mundane activity but then raising the unabashed energy of the general public to seemingly unheralded levels. Go forth and spread your love GG.

needs to do Harrod's London

@madcat1007

Жыл бұрын

He would get stabbed!!

Legend has it my guy is still out there trying to manifest his tickets to the tattoo

Mr. Hawke, we need a serious expansion of the Greeter's Guild to address the severe global need of greeters! Get at it!!

So underrated this man, very very Intelligent. At last a brit security guard with enough about him to let the greeter carry on.

Troy hawk changing the world.. one greet at a time . New thought for a new era of free! Or comedy if you prefer. Spiffing ❤

2:39 Your foreheads are unlined by the tribulations of life... what a line

I love his way of words🤣

Troy is amazing. I absolutely love him. How can anyone not? So nice to see someone smartly dressed, good looking and so nice to everyone. 💋

Just what I needed to uplift me after an exhausting day, thank you x

Welcome to the Greeters Guild - I hope you have a fabulous day and find everything you need. ❤️🇬🇧

Amazing. Troy you should do a world tour on this. Welcome to Finland first. People need this positive energy here!

@thejesusbabychannel

Жыл бұрын

@@greetersguild oh wow! Great. Hopefully some video will come.

Awesome work Sir! Maybe you could greet new inmates at Winson Green Prison? My guess is the rate of reoffending would drop immeasurably.

@unohoncho7727

Жыл бұрын

Only if he is greeting them before they are birched until their backs bleed

superb as ever Sir, never change..

Shoulders back, pencil mustache and silk smoking jacket - you were 110% all day long! xxxx Tony from Garston ;-)

So underrated it’s unreal. Love it 👏🏻

Fabulous as always!! I’ve never known anyone so eloquently directed to the Toilets😂😂😂 Definitely a British Institution our Troy Boy👍👍👍

Absolutely brilliant. Becoming a National Treasure already

"NO" ... after all that 😅😂

Oh! I just love him 😍

Absolutely love Troy. Cheers my day up no end !

Troy absolutely smashing it xx

Thanks!

@greetersguild

Жыл бұрын

🫡👌🙏💪

You sir are a legend

Troy i have been following you for some time now and i realy love your humor! Keep on doing what you do buddy!

Thank you again (and again and again) Troy! You enhance our lives! X

Troy needs to come to Ireland. I would freak out if I saw him around town 😂

I subscribed yesterday. You are hilarious. Would love to see you at the Adelaide Fringe festival March 2023 Troy. Please come and do a show here😃

ROY WITH A T AND HAWKE AS IN CAH CAH!!!! Adam and luke in scrabble?

Jo Brand? This guys great. 😂

Delectable content as ever sir

😂 Deadly. Keep going lad. You are special. Basil Fawlty. David Brent. Ali G. Level. 🤗 No joking. 😘

What a Legend

I know it's a year late but he could maybe try the Edinburgh tattoo ticket office.

All that build up and finishes with a simple ‘no’ 😆

Hilarious ......Thank you Troy

Hilarious absolute gold

The master at work!

that ending lool

Love to see you doing a film premiere event.

Milo is an absolute genius,

I don’t understand the moronic managers who chase him, he is as vibrant as a rainbow on LSD and as eloquent as a Morgan Freeman narration. Arise Sir Troy of Hawke 🎖 🗡

@tlabelle1965

9 ай бұрын

Well done, sir! You smashed that comment. You know you did!

I find it hard enough to string a sentence together let alone in response to something and be funny. He is ace

Flame Haired Temptress 😂😂

Troy the boy. love it when you drop into Scouse in the middle of your upper crust demeanour

Really the best 👌

Shows how laid back the scots are when the security gaurd just seen he was causing no commotion and let him get on with it. Unlike some of the other security guards who've asked you to leave.

Best one yet

Best video yet Sir

Shoulders back, smash it.

Ahh so good! 🤣

You should come to the school gates it would definitely make the school run more fun 😁

Genius

The funniest one he's done up to now is the one outside the Hotel in Houston with the man city team. imo.

Post lunch Botticelli 😂

Brilliant 😂😂

This german tattoo guy is still searching!

Are we allowed to extend the greeter's guild to other countries and languages? I for one would love to be part of it.

NO 😂😂😂❤️

Do you answer comments on here Troy? I think your splendid

@Bobcat8188

Жыл бұрын

You seem like the type of dude who wants to wipe my butt, not for money but the experience.

@lauralawler8385

Жыл бұрын

@@greetersguild 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

How do you do it Milo /Troy . I'd love to have your gift ,is it gained from a lot of reading and a lot of trial and error ?

We'll never know if he found tickets for the tattoo

Flame haired temptress 😂😂😂😂😂

Walter junior @0.19

❤️😂❤️😂

Get to the states bro they ain't ready 🤣🤣🤣

This is a bit too fast for me now. I prefer slower. I'm old school!

Why is he not here in Sutton in ashfield penny Emma way at eurocell in the CRS to see his biggest fans? I won't say a word

You don't look well Mr Hawke. Can see it in your eyes. Hope you can get some rest. Take good care

You don't know the place where I can get the tickets? No 😂😅

Beer n tabs arl rund.

Troy please get your shoulders back, smoulder and get yourself out to the USA to greet some Americans

@sirpizo555

Жыл бұрын

@@bossboybenny27 They love the posh English accent though

Is your brain empty, or well fed and full? Did you detect agent Hawke's co-conspirators? Did you do the maths? Did it all add up? Does scrabble have the answers? As if you have to ask! Allow me to draw your attention to the adorable creature who appears 59seconds into this 2 min 59sec vid. So sweet, so seemingly sinless; so speaking in cyphers! She nonchalantly drops the number 6 into the conversation, to which Troy offers the countersign 24. The Hawke throws "CAN I TEMPT YOU (21) into SOME HARD ART (17)" out in attempt to identify his fellow intelligence initiates- not a sausage. "EMPTY IT IN HERE (23)" is ca-cawed into the chill Scottish air- still no joy. He refers to his "MASTERS" and the word "LIFE (7) is used thrice, to no avail. But then- who should appear but yet another Mirren-esque femme d'un certain age- "THOSE EYES ARE CAPTIVATING (37)" is the secret message to which she gloriously replies, with coquettish confidence and conspiratorial confirmation "I know." What does she know? A quick jiggle of the old scrabble bag demystifies Troy's meaning: "A VERY CHATTIEST ESPIONAGE." She gets the message, loud and clear. See, behind those intelligent eyes, the cogs are whirring; the numbers are crunching... If AC = adorable creature: TIMExAC= 2:59- 0:59 = 2 CAN I TEMPT YOU into SOME FINE ART plus AC or 21/17 + (6/24) or 21/21 EMPTY IT IN HERE minus TIME x AC or 23- 2= 21 LIFE x 3 OR 7x3 = 21 THUS: CITY= SFA+AC=EIIH-TAC= L3= 21 21 = CONSTANT TIMExACxCONSTANT= 42 THE MEANING OF LIFE = 42 Why this search for brains appreciative of fine art? The section of the brain so stimulated is the very same collection of cells fired up to sizzling point by beautiful mathematical synchronicity- namely the MEDIAL ORBITO-FRONTAL CORTEX. What value may be attributed to our uniquely mammalian capacity for such wonder? Surely it is innumerable? OH YEAH? Tell that to HASBRO. The tiles never lie- it's 42 all the way, baby! I am therefore able to conclude that TROY HAWKE IS A SECRET AGENT ON A MISSION TO COLLATE HUMAN BRAINS FOR HIS ALIEN MASTERS. And if you don't know who he works for, you haven't been paying attention. It rhymes with flan LOL bee, and I think he works at ALDI, with the lizard people.

Have you heard of manifestation? what you have to do is ask the universe, write it down in a piece of paper look at it everyday, I want to buy tickets for the tattoo and your subconscious will guide you through your decision making, beyond your awareness and that path will lead you to your desired destination. -You dunno where I can buy the ticket? -No! 😂😂😂