This man can fight a war with himself and lose every time.

@joeysmith5086

5 ай бұрын

Sun Tzu when he's drunk lol.

@SouvenTudu

5 ай бұрын

😂🤣

@ianreed9638

5 ай бұрын

He's there just for the drinks not to win 😂😂

@user-hi4xk1bs2o

4 ай бұрын

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*Laughing to death* "Yeah, that's not funny" 😂😂😂

@matsv201

4 ай бұрын

Yea exactly. Prove that he is not sexist clearly and loudly say that the sexist joke is not funny :D

@tkuvma2796

2 ай бұрын

@@matsv201Shut up ! It’s joke cry harder !! 🤣

@samithonjames370

Ай бұрын

@@matsv201 Sexism is funny.

@matsv201

Ай бұрын

@@samithonjames370 exactly.

@kingola4prez503

5 күн бұрын

Sexist and funny 🙌🏻😅 But he does this every single time; laughing for so long at his own jokes, I feel he kinda kills some of the momentum of his jokes. He makes us expect so much, and although it's funny punchlines you sort of get a bit dissapointed since he built it up with he's marathon laugh. But he's funny though, but maybe shorten the laugh time just a bit. No hate on the guy, like I said he's very funny 😂❤

In all fairness she showed up in a prison jumper😂😂

@currentfaves65

5 ай бұрын

At the beginning she mentions his prison time and he mentions prostitution then they both agree they both went straight for the jugular. They never explained the prostitution details.

@willieholmes1483

5 ай бұрын

I thought it was an actual prison suit until I saw the words “Jail Bird” on it. Or do real prison suits have that on them in Australia?

@s-zo5641

5 ай бұрын

God it took me like 3 minutes to get the joke 😂

@willieholmes1483

5 ай бұрын

@@s-zo5641, I still don’t get it.

@Lernos1

5 ай бұрын

​@@willieholmes1483A dishwasher is a kitchen appliance (machine) that washes dishes automatically, and a slang traditionalistic term for a woman (because that's what a woman "is supposed to do", wash dishes). A load is an object/group of objects of a certain weight or a measure of semen a man ejaculates. Loading the dishwasher can thus mean stacking dishes into the machine or ejaculating inside a woman.

This joke is genius, I don't know if he wrote it or not but I do believe Andrew writes lots of his own jokes and he tries to be creative and unique

@johnp.johnson1541

4 ай бұрын

That joke was from a meme, at least four years old.

@SlikLizrd

4 ай бұрын

It's an OLD joke, and it wasn't funny the 1st time it went around -- too damned childish for words.

@krystians2016

4 ай бұрын

it was so funny i cant stop laughting@@SlikLizrd

@I_Drop_Mythics

3 ай бұрын

@@SlikLizrdyikes edgelord much?

@SlikLizrd

3 ай бұрын

NAH. Not my thing. You !?? 😁@@I_Drop_Mythics

When I was a kid, the phrase ‘the dishwasher is loaded’ meant that Mom was drunk. 😄

@tuntitommosille

5 ай бұрын

Turns out your mom being drunk was just half of the story.

@christian4u69

5 ай бұрын

@@tuntitommosille I fk’d ur mom last night. BTW, she says 🖕.

@einflinkeswiesel2695

4 ай бұрын

Oh honey

@andrewgribinenko9305

4 ай бұрын

There is no discrepancy

@Igor-my6ml

19 күн бұрын

Hahahahahaha

i love that he's laughing so hard you can see how much it's making him sweat

@russelllapua4904

5 ай бұрын

Or it could be that it’s summertime in Australia atm.

@user-hi4xk1bs2o

4 ай бұрын

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@bleh-zj1hy

4 ай бұрын

​@@russelllapua4904no no he always sweats a lot you can always see his wet armpits 😂

@hennersss

2 ай бұрын

That'll be the steroids.

@johnnybueti

2 ай бұрын

Oooor the alcohol 😆

It, infact DOES GET BETTER when you say it twice 😂😂😂😂

This was a fantastic joke tbh, I wasn’t expecting it at all and laughed a good 5 mins. 😂

@Foos3yOW

3 ай бұрын

Explain it please

@2Tall_Powerlifting

29 күн бұрын

Me too!!!

Laughing "who wrote that, that's terrible" laughs some more LOL

I bet he loads the dishwasher faster than he can tell a joke 😂

@abhishek-soni

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@Joe-Guybee

2 ай бұрын

Great cum back.

It does get funnier if you say it twice. And a 3rd time.

Andrews constant jiggling 😂😂😂

For his sake, Andrew really needs to read these in front of a test subject prior. But i like watching him fall apart.

One of Andrew's best jokes 😅

She looks like every Band-Sloot turned Feminist ever 😂

Its called multi tasking. Loading dishwasher, laundry, and vacuuming at the same time

@MrScrofulous

5 ай бұрын

I don't think you get the joke.

Thing' in uk 🇬🇧 some years back. 'Whats difference between an Essex girl & a washing machine..washing machine doesn't follow you for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it 😅😂

@frozenroast7071

Ай бұрын

True

We got to get a short of Andrew doing the Boy George joke. The greatest joke I’ve ever heard

The gent seems like wonderful company and an enriching spirit!

I was actually in a pissed off mood(bills) 🤣 before watching this, funny af 😂

"Who wrote this?" "Oh right its myself"

The joke is amusing. His reaction to it is hilarious.

Explanation for those non-native English speakers like me This Dad Joke plays on the idea of "loading the dishwasher," which is a common household chore where dishes are placed inside a dishwasher to be cleaned. In the joke, the question sets up an expectation for a straightforward or literal answer. However, the punchline ("Loading the dishwasher") is unexpected and humorous because it uses a mundane task to euphemistically refer to the act of sexual intercourse ("coming inside a woman"). The humor lies in the unexpected connection between the two seemingly unrelated concepts - household chores and sexual activity - and the play on words. Additionally, the joke relies on the element of surprise to provoke laughter.

@zarzavattzarzavatt9309

2 ай бұрын

no offence but it's kind of obvious, even for theose who speak very broken english, like me :)

@faruksedef

2 ай бұрын

​@@zarzavattzarzavatt9309 yok birader, ben anlamamıştım valla :))

Jeff Foxworthy had a similar joke in the 90s Said loading the dishwasher meant getting your wife drunk

It kinda makes me happy to see him laugh like that

Not done the dishes for a while…..it’ll be a full load.

@sagarsardeshpande4777

5 ай бұрын

Not done the dishwasher, you mean 😂

@richardlloyd2589

5 ай бұрын

@@sagarsardeshpande4777 Well played. 🫡

I have No tears left in me 😂

Him laughing was the funniest part of this 💀

andrew's belly waves makes it

That annoyed “What?” absolutely slayed him. Any question from her would get me like that.

I wish I could laugh like hammo does, he's so happy lol

it's fr , Abby can't take a joke

I gotta go load the dishwasher 😂

That is a great punchline.

The way she plays him =D

I thought it was checking her oil😂😂

Dang it, Bobby!!! Pull yourself together Man! Stawp laughing! You loose, every single time! 🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️

Imagine Mickus from We Got The Chocolates telling that! 😮😂

BRILLIANT!

LEGEND!!!

"Putting the old man in the basement"

SPOT ON!!

The laugh... that damn laugh

I love it!

It's supposed to be, "Putting a load in the dishwasher".

I can't stop laughing Because i didn't even start 🗿🗿

After all of that laughter I was kind of disappointed with the punch line.

@W1HURI

2 ай бұрын

It was the greates joke😂

Whats this from?

That’s too funny!

"adding the detergent"

It's funny how red he turns!

A man walks into a bar OUCH it was an iron bar 😂

Or at my House Loading the dishwasher means - Getting my wife Drunk.

Now I’m worried about loading the dishwasher…

Okay I don't know who wrote that but that's actually pretty clever😅 You could say my racks has been empty for a long time🤣

Best joke ever

Just told this to my mom and aunt, pretty sure they pissed themselves

"Lord, I apologize for that joke, even though it is funny. And please be with the starving Pygmies down there in New Guinea. Amen."

I feel like Abby is way too serious for this show

Yeah, it's not funny, it's hilarious

Funniest thing I have ever heard

Explain please)im not really good in English 😂

What is the show or who is that guy?

I'm totally stealing this hahaha

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

So funny

.......but its true. 😉👍

Why’s bro sweating so much

Took me a minute to get it

@anmolagrawal5358

5 ай бұрын

So now you can tell me what it is

@BallisticNick

5 ай бұрын

Women do the dishes so they’re dishwashers and you’re dumping a load of cum instead of soap into them basically.

I don't care who are, that isht is funny right there!!

Madz is getting hotter and hotter.

@rosspro6466

5 ай бұрын

@@Oblivion047 Madz is the girl.

That’s not funny… it’s hilarious 😂😂😂

Q. What’s the difference between a girl & a washing machine? A. A washing machine doesn’t follow you around for a week after you dump a load in it!

I was pretty disappointed after that buildup, probably like this man's dishwasher.

@OG-BIG-SHEPHERD.

2 ай бұрын

Yeah. Funny if you hardly ever hear real good ones

@W1HURI

2 ай бұрын

Womp womp

That was actually a strategy, it has been proven that just by laughing you can make someone laugh. Here it didn't work coz she was aware of it.

That's amazing.

😂👌

Oh that is pretty good 😂

Rey old joke,and this dude never heard it before 🤷‍♀️

Q" What did George Michaels have in common with the band Queen? A" George died from Mercury up his arse.!

Once is funny. Twice is even funnier.

What a disappointment!

That was a great joke.

Timeless joke 😅

Is that Billie Eillish ? Why the sudden trend in girls dressing up like they just escaped prison in an oversized outfit ?

Is she in prison? 🤔

I read that as "Jail Bait" on Abby's coverall. Just when I thought she couldn't get any hotter.....😈

Honey, I will do the dishes tonight. 😘

I didn’t get the joke, someone explain me pls?

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 OMFG I'VE GOTTEN MY ABBS BACK LAUGHING SOOOOO FREAKING HARD 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 Joke is Genius 😂🤣😂🤣😂 and Abby's HOT AS HELL 🔥✌️❤️ from JAGSONVILLE 🇺🇸

How can someone find this funny?? 🙏

Am I the only one who didn't laugh after having waited for the answer?

@kylezo

2 ай бұрын

It was not a very funny joke and his uncontrollable laughter somehow made it even more disappointing

I don't get the punchline, anyone can explain it? 😂

@marshalsaini9619

6 ай бұрын

Neither did i

@SyverReborn

6 ай бұрын

Because a woman is a dishwasher

@venkatanujd8267

6 ай бұрын

loading = cumming , dishwasher = woman

@DubstepLover1234

6 ай бұрын

That women do the dishes, so dishwasher .. 😂

@AnilPT-oh8rv

6 ай бұрын

Then -> Woman -> Cleans dishes -> managed home -> Called Homemaker -> Happy family. Now -> Machine -> Cleans dishes -> Saves money -> Called Dishwasher -> Salty singles.

The guy ruined it. Just spit it out.

Yep, it was awful.

Abby is hot no matter what she wears.

I don't get it. I'm not a native speaker so is there a language barrier here?

😂🤣

Abby is beautiful