Alternate title: "no healer, no lube, no retreat"

The rework to all of Stygian Blaze, Focused Fault, and Death's Door immediately coming off the end of this vid is certainly funny timing

The fact you don't have at LEAST 10k subs is a celestial crime cuz this shit is fucking great. Love the format, love the style n jokes. I'm glad I got recommended this out of the blue I'm subbing to you

@renzjayp.eledio4353

10 ай бұрын

I never could agree more.

Highwayman having terminal lumbago from all that carrying.

Now do it again with runaway.

@asrieldreemurr1918

10 ай бұрын

@@ImperitusPhilosophususe her in a dance team she’s pretty good just be careful in the sprawl

@Avabees

10 ай бұрын

Its okay, im coping about her being good too 😔

@Cool_guy271

10 ай бұрын

@@ImperitusPhilosophus SHE’S IN THE THUMBNAIL NOW. THIS MEAN’S SOMETHING!

@RandomDude-fu4ft

7 күн бұрын

I actually did the Grandslam with her, she was pretty good

wtf Shy, your videos are so fucking good that i almost want to give DD2 another run. jeez. love the new format. miss chilling on your chat. have a good one brother

@gosbanyat7571

10 ай бұрын

more balaten

The funniest thing about his convo about act 3 boss is that while he's going on about it keeps getting reworked, the focused fault is getting reworked AGAIN in the experimental build Fantastic vid mate! Can't wait to see what's next.

@danielquintana6045

10 ай бұрын

Bro redhooks has no idea what to do with this boss sometimes its even harder than any other confession.

@QuintBlitz

10 ай бұрын

@@ImperitusPhilosophus >"it's basically the *vision* of the future of DD2." I see what you did there.

Gotta say, Dismas's last line was dope AF. Subscribed. You're a good lad, Shygeta.

I think it is my 6th time watching this and the random brazil flag on 4:25 still gets me

Great video man. Probably the only darkest dungeon channel i watch

I'm going to miss this era of gaming. The hype, phat risky memes and jokes. The funny, well done amateur editing that doesnt scream "pick me." what a journey, thanks shy

@WhatWillYouFind

10 ай бұрын

@@ImperitusPhilosophus just been hella down lately. The unity mess, the general state of gaming "I abandoned 99% of the AAA a decade ago and have really only played Elden Ring and Horizon in that time." I worry about Red and what they're going to do, because the unity changes might cause them to NOT release the hopeful DLC for DD2. I actually hate DD2, it just rubs me the wrong way but I like watching it. You rubbed me like a fancy masseuse fam. I appreciate what you're doing, I hope you make it that long. I hope you make it that long . . . . damn son. For real though, I hope to show my kids the world and the world of gaming someday and this video is a portal into an era that was so fun.

Bro, I used to mix DnB at raves, clubs etc and there always were tunes that I had like a narrative imagery in my head of sci-fi battles in time to the music. The Eye battle edit just gave me a flashback haha! Nice vid my guy.

@islanddrone1643

7 ай бұрын

Know the song?

realy good edist make even the darkest dungeon 2 fun to watch great job man

Shy's stygian Grand Slam, hell yeah! For being recommended this vid alone, it was worth subscribing but some f##king how all of them have this mix of crazy jokes and epic gameplay. Hope you can finally get the recognition you deserve Keep it up bro!

They said it could not be done, they were wrong, good job

Bro I am waitin for next salary I am going to patron the fk out of u xD bet memes I have seen in a while and actually great content too and great sense of humor - I needed that :D

@psychogem2639

10 ай бұрын

​@@ImperitusPhilosophus Maybe but the sexiest beast was on the video already :D

Nice run, great video, hope the algorithm will bless you 🙏

Wao, that vid so nice bro ❤ And I love your hoodie too XD

this must have taken so much time to edit great work (also just the pure sufffering of the run itself lamfo)

Holy shit our boy is alive!!

This was incredible and your effort paid off. Thos is a really well put together video. Not to mention you won too.

@Rith9789

10 ай бұрын

@@ImperitusPhilosophus don't forget how important your words are too. Both negative and positive ones.

Watching this makes me forget about all the anxiety this game puts me through.

thanks for this banger

Love your jumper.

Man do I not miss old death resist on enemies. At least it's just 3 on the big guy more, less with some planning. Great vid, was fun

Came for the run, subbed for the future content

My brother in christ, the man of culture, the ball of steel, the ultimate destroyer of buttcheeks, a challenge you took upon yourself will be sang down for generations! Algorithm has blessed me with this video and your channel, GG Man! You earned a big like and a lasting sub!

Shygeta will never be balling. *Sees this video*

@Cool_guy271

10 ай бұрын

OBJECTION! SHYGETA FUCKIN BALLING!

Damn, getting to write off the hentai hoodie as a business expense. Love that for you. Seriously tho, big fan Shy! This was super funni. Keep up the good work!

Hey that ending was kinda weird. Lucky nothing bad can happ-

did not expect editing this great on a 400 view video, +1 sub is the least i could do

okay dude, now you surprised me. EVEN YOU IN PERSON IS FUCKING INSANALY FUNNY OMG

Man this shit is hilarious, keep posting em

The King is back

You're amazing, I watched every video um post and you just get better every time VENHA PARA O BRASIL!

This entire vid is great but the act 4 boss description is the best lmao, that and about how stupid the act 3 boss was

THE KING!!

Holy shot, this stuff was amazing, but wtf was that music on act three boss, I GOTTA know!!

@zoringamesremastered2782

10 ай бұрын

@@ImperitusPhilosophus Holy, thank YOU, good sir! that was gonna bother me ALL day, and you probably just made my morning! have a blessed day!

Congrats for achieving "Grand Slam". Dismas finally revenge Reynauld! Good game!

love the way you use music in your videos

Welcome back brother LETS GOOOO

1.4k with 3.39k subs youtube likes you a bit please keep this humor i miss it

Truly an Epic Gamer Moment

@KreamPieJoyJ

10 ай бұрын

only if you don't send it to my mom this time

Absolutely disgusting sense of humor, constant references to the worst of the memeverse and a very heavy handed use of poor video edition tropes. I've just found my new favorite content creator. 12/10 Liked and subbed.

Great video man. You have re-sparked my interest in DD2. Out of curiosity, what routes did you do/would recommend to complete a challenge like this?

Ok, gonna be real. I don't get the difficulty with the Focused Fault. Vanguard Man-At-Arms gives "Stand Fast" Taunt tokens. This means all the eyeballs in the first phase will be constantly hitting him with the Seen tokens. Focused Fault appears and if you're using "Weak" tokens on Focused Fault and Man-At-Arms with an upgraded Stand Fast which gives Block+. That's a -50% then a -75% reduction to the damage that Focused Fault is doing.

Nice hoodie :)

and here I am unable to finish a single run or beat any of the lair bosses, damn

I miss you ma boy!

Pog pain!

Amazing video , congratz on the ach! Do anyone knows the banger that plays durring the act 3 boss? :)

@ImperitusPhilosophus

7 ай бұрын

Wiguez nine roses is the song name, and thanks!

@Mr18023

7 ай бұрын

newly discovered your chanel and love your content keep up the great work! :D@@ImperitusPhilosophus

Fellow gang member I will be needing the sauce to the plague doctor in your thumbnail for scientific purposes

What’s the song on the act 5 montage? It’s epicly well edited my guy.

vid so poggers i started gooning

@br34kout82

10 ай бұрын

​one man can only goon for so long before it becomes a coom against his will

Nice shirt

Hol' on. Does Combo token lasts only for 3 turns? I thought it's duration is limitless, like occult's unchecked power

@ImperitusPhilosophus

9 ай бұрын

3 of that enemy’s turn yup

Shy what the fuck was that man-at-arm picture, you are opening up a can of worms I did not realize existed

@weiss3922

10 ай бұрын

@@ImperitusPhilosophus I will make use of my right to remain silent

wait how long ago was THIS cause MAA heal is like 5 percent and has been for a hot minute... i think... maybe it is 10?? LOL idk i dont pay attention to combo tokens... what was my point... uhm... oh right USE FLAG!!!!

Where did you get that shirt? My friend was asking, the one I share a brain with.

How are you gonna come take me? When you can't even leave KZread. 😢😢😢

no do it again with solo leper (just kidding

what's that bgm at 6:35 ?

@islanddrone1643

7 ай бұрын

EEEAAAOOO or whatever kzread.info/dash/bejne/qGV_lqd6iMiYn9I.htmlsi=bVUcGQKwQGF3BnD1

I liked the video quite a bit but the flashing lights at I think 13:40 with (let’s see how da baby goes) really hurt my eyes -~- I hate to be that guy and ask for a warning but…twould be nice

@thewholesomecultist6702

10 ай бұрын

Ditto for 14:35 ;-; I just hadn’t gotten there yet

Now do it in Black Reliquary Kekw

I hate myself but grand slam gameing is epic

5:25 was a low blow 💀😭

Oh wow man you really did the chicken run The weak sauce The fluza Poluza Maybe try and be a real gamer and Get All 5 Memories on Every Hero Deathless instead of this ...... Zzzzz Ppppppp Zzzzzzz pppppppp "Grand Slam"

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