1:54 Fred: *WHEEZES* David: It's not that funny Fred: I'm not laughing I'M HAVING A *HEART ATTACK YA BASTARD!*

@jodistewart4452

4 жыл бұрын

I couldn’t stop laughing at that bit 😂🤣

@spaghettisultan5484

4 жыл бұрын

I was wheezing myself ;D

@typorah

4 жыл бұрын

Is that you Jesus ?!

@GraveyardGhoul98

3 жыл бұрын

i’m coming home nana

*muffled grunts and groans* *opens door* "Shut the door she's naked!" *drops door* LMAO

@DavidStrassmanChannel

8 жыл бұрын

+Katya Knightwolf Hi Katya, I've been doing that, "Voice in the trunk" for many years now.. people love it. Thanks for watching! -Dave

@lindseysperry5572

8 жыл бұрын

+David Strassman Jeff Dunham rocks please sign autograph DVD's Ted e bear thanks June 15

@gideonayers9007

4 жыл бұрын

Hey! Shut the damn door!

@haileygibeault1170

4 жыл бұрын

Kills me every time XD

@11338325

3 жыл бұрын

@@DavidStrassmanChannel So since this special was filmed in 2010 and Fred says he was 86 years old at the time, that means he was born in 1924

"Wanna earn a dolla?!" Nearly spit my tea out. LOFL!

@wolfargo44

4 жыл бұрын

Same lol

@LexMc0606

Жыл бұрын

I loved right at the beginning, "-SHUT THE DOOR, SHE'S NAKED!"

I'm going to be grandpa Fred when I'm older hahaha

@StarboyXL9

5 жыл бұрын

Best Grandpa to be lol. You'll be a hassle for your kids and caretakers but you'll have a lot of fun

@thaxasaurian

4 жыл бұрын

Louis P Same here

@lawrenceparker5438

4 жыл бұрын

I already am

grandpa Fred meets Walter from Jeff dunham

@worldofvariations

4 жыл бұрын

My God, I hope that will happen.

@thyvideomaker3063

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@Lacota1375

4 жыл бұрын

Ted E. Bear + Bubba J. Chuck + Peanut Kevin + Jose Jalapeño... on a stiiiick ^_^

@thaxasaurian

4 жыл бұрын

We need all of the ventriloquists in the same room and stage lol

@puffafish1822

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

"How dare you insinuate- no." XD

“Oh look a biscuit... IT WAS RIBED”

@magnusframe3404

5 жыл бұрын

*ribbed

SHUT THAT DOOR she naked!!!!!!!!! who my wife!!!!!!! I died laughing

@DavidStrassmanChannel

6 жыл бұрын

Hi Renee, Glad you think Grandpa is funny... he's one of my favorites! Keep watching! Love, Dave

I love how he can make both Ted E and Fred seem so animated almost as much Ted from the film by Seth McFarlane and it makes it me think Dave is one of much more talented ventriloquists of the world.

@DavidStrassmanChannel

6 жыл бұрын

Hi John, That's really nice of you to say that.. I do like the movie "Ted", I thought it was so funny... Well, glad you like my stuff and keep watching! Dave

"False alarm, it's just gas" Ah yes... fart jokes... a staple of good humor! "Can ya smell the beets?"

@EFmagician

4 жыл бұрын

TheNecroticRaptor I thought he said can you smell the beach

@parker-boy98

3 жыл бұрын

@@EFmagician Me too!

@badapple65

3 жыл бұрын

Here I sit all broken hearted, I paid my dime but only FARTED. I read this on a pay toilet stall wall as a kid in downtown Chicago. There are two more lines to it but not related to farts and a little R+ rated.

@TikiRoly

3 жыл бұрын

Oh I thought he said beach

@thornmallow1

2 жыл бұрын

@@EFmagician Me too!

I started wheezing when Grandpa Fred started wheezing, I was laughing so hard

@DavidStrassmanChannel

8 жыл бұрын

Hi Dominic, that's so hard to do, make him wheeze.. glad it made you wheeze!! -Dave

@TikiRoly

6 жыл бұрын

dominic garcia "I'm not laughing, i'm hAVING A HEART ATTACK YA BASTARD!"

@scarboroughjames7

4 жыл бұрын

I also started wheezing when Fred did.

@thaxasaurian

4 жыл бұрын

Wanna earn a dollar

@jodistewart4452

4 жыл бұрын

David Strassman I was laughing so hard at that bit too

If he was 86 in 2015, that means he would've been born around 1928 - 1929

@valianthorizon6890

4 жыл бұрын

Vincent Berkan He dresses like he’s from that time.

@parker-boy98

3 жыл бұрын

@@valianthorizon6890 And acts like it.

I want to see this guy and Jeff Dunham have Fred and Walter do a comedy skit! XD

@jayjay86443

4 жыл бұрын

I would wheeze like an old man at that performance.

@Willzb-xk4ew

4 жыл бұрын

If only, if only

@parker-boy98

3 жыл бұрын

Grumpy old men

@badapple65

3 жыл бұрын

I understand there is no friendliness between the two mentioned entertainers.

@oliviatucker1950

2 жыл бұрын

I want to see that too

Im a ventriloquist and the difficult part is to write scripts for my less popular characters. I enjoy your stories and characters thank you for sharing

This guy and Jeff Dunham would be a great duo

@parker-boy98

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe they could collaborate at some point.

Grandpa Fred... funny as always

@maddisonmckeown4135

5 жыл бұрын

Not all the time

Omg. Watching Fred now, all I can see is my great-grandfather. He even made the hooker pick-up joke many times. Thank you Dave for bringing a sense of cuteness and humor to old age. Love from Pennsylvania.

@DavidStrassmanChannel

6 жыл бұрын

Hey DV, Glad you like my stuff... I love Pennsylvania, a beautiful state! D

@theresadibattista9092

5 жыл бұрын

@@DavidStrassmanChannel I am 83 yrs. I love all your puppeteers, especially Teri and grandpa. They make me laugh. I put them on my phone every night.

@theresadibattista9092

5 жыл бұрын

Hey where

@theresadibattista9092

5 жыл бұрын

D

@tchikocamacho6869

5 жыл бұрын

God bless you

Senior puppets are the best

@parker-boy98

4 жыл бұрын

Like Walter

@gideonayers9007

4 жыл бұрын

Good lord hes naked. Put some clothes on ya bastard!

@austinurban7860

4 жыл бұрын

Paradraw Zombie, they ARE funnier as hell !!

0:05 when your at a sleepover and your getting changed and your friend comes in while your getting changed

This video is so funny, it had me rolling on the floor laughing and crying.

@DavidStrassmanChannel

6 жыл бұрын

Hi Leah, Glad you like Grandpa.. Thanks, Dave

@jodistewart4452

4 жыл бұрын

I can’t stop laughing at the video 😂🤣

i think this is now my favourite puppet

I was just now recommended this, I'm glad I found this video.

god i love this guys "wanna earn a dollar" Sucks how everytime he comes to tamworth though im broke :( i will see him live eventually!!

@DavidStrassmanChannel

8 жыл бұрын

+TheGood Fella Hey GoodFella... so sorry you're broke.. Come to the show and ask for Zoe.. I'm sure we'll squeeze you in... Tell her I said so on KZread. -DS

@biscuithammer2000

8 жыл бұрын

+David Strassman omg no i just noticed this msg, damn missed out :( oh well this time im watching ur site like a hawk waiting for ur next visit, gonna buy the tickets asap ^^

"Look, a biscuit". I was already laughing but that one nearly sent me tumbling out of the chair.

Love your shows David hope to get to a show :)

@DavidStrassmanChannel

9 жыл бұрын

Lisa Ward Hi Lisa.. thanks for your kind words! -Dave

+David Strassman Your content is the most diverse and hilarious of all ventriloquists I have seen! Kudos to you man. You are awesome!

He brings these puppets to life...incredible!

6:50 OH, HELL NO!!!

"It wasn't that funny..." "I'm not laughing I'm having a heart attack you bastard!" 🤣🤣🤣

Omg I’m laughing so hard omg I’m wheezing

"Raise of the dead!" XD

Oh look a biscuit, I was chewing on it for hours hahaha an this morning I farted a balloon, and it was ribbed!!! Omg that shit had me dieing! Nanna I'm coming home! Haha much love strassman hope your doing great!

Never heard of this guy, dont even know why this was in my recommended videos. Still laughed my ass off xD

@megakid6350

4 жыл бұрын

Me too man

This is probably the “Bluest” That I have ever seen him preform. I loved it. I’m sure in the right venue he can let loose a little.

David Strassman is funnier than hell !!!

Love this conversation (grandpa Fred) Always play it 🤗😂😂😂

@DavidStrassmanChannel

6 жыл бұрын

Hi Jean, Grandpa is one on my Favs... wait till my new DVD comes out this year. Grandpa has a big part. Thanks, D

love Grandpa Fred, your work with all your characters is wonderful. Laughter is the best medicine they say and you deliver a wonderful dose. Living with a painful disorder I use comedy to make me forget the pain for a little while. Your comedy is better than a pain pill, thank you for a dose of laughter. : )

@DavidStrassmanChannel

8 жыл бұрын

+J Rich (jrich5472) Hey J Rich, I am blessed to be able to make people laugh for a living.. Glad it affects you personally! All my best, -Dave

@proneczarniecki2833

5 жыл бұрын

David Strassman My favorite characters are Ted E. Bare, Grandpa Fred, and Chuck Wood

@tedsullivan6734

4 жыл бұрын

@@DavidStrassmanChannel like your show you do a great job

David Strassman, you need to do one with grandma Fred like this one !!

I love grandpa Fred he’s sooo witty 😀😀

David. just wanted to let you know you do a fantastic job. my favorite is grandpa fred. hope to see more soon

@DavidStrassmanChannel

8 жыл бұрын

+Chef Jonathan Hey Chef, Glad you enjoy my work. -Dave

Dave sir I'm your big fan,u r a pure genius.....

Seriously so funny...😂😂😂

I love you Grandpa fred, you are so funny

@DavidStrassmanChannel

8 жыл бұрын

+McDrummer Rocker Hey McDrummer, Grandpa Fred says, "What?" lol DS

Good job David. Danny and Bruce

@DavidStrassmanChannel

9 жыл бұрын

Bruce Brown Hey Bruce, glad you enjoy my stuff.. say hi to Danny.. -Dave

Let's play hide and go senile .you win LMAO.

That is hilarious!

2:56 lmao i lost it

I was so happy david when your show was on Netflix I was laughing my ass off

@DavidStrassmanChannel

8 жыл бұрын

+danny366587 Hi Danny, glad you enjoyed it. Hope you find your ass... DS

So funny!! :)

I laughed sooo hard when he was like shut the door shes naked XD

@DavidStrassmanChannel

8 жыл бұрын

Glad you liked it!! -DS

He is to funny !!!

@DavidStrassmanChannel

6 жыл бұрын

Thanks, Josha! Dave

@joshaharding7182

6 жыл бұрын

David Strassman your very welcome love your material !

One of my favorite Grandpa Fred skits.

Grandpa Fred is like my grandfather funny as hell

Chuck was nuts seeing Grandpa Fred is the same too , and others too of all of David had his own now,

I always love watching your videos, Dave.

Love watching your performances... Taking notes for my own ventriloquist show here in NY. some characters are stronger than others.. all your characters are brilliant

@DavidStrassmanChannel

8 жыл бұрын

Glad you enjoy my stuff... Find me on Facebook if you need any pointers. -All my best, Dave

@EricFletcher2005

5 жыл бұрын

AH SHOOT WHATS UP MAN?! :D

my Friend Wes Philips of Aylsham, hit 90 feb. 4 2019. "sharper than a tack" drives & cooks !!! Hallelu-Yah !

Still laughed hysterically

Fred is hilarious! "NO I don't wanna see him in a g string!"

I love your videos

@DavidStrassmanChannel

7 жыл бұрын

Hi Robby, thanks for that, I love making them! Dave

I have been looking for this comedian for ages ever since they deleted of Netflix

You're a great artist David. I hope I can master my craft as well as you have mastered yours!

I used to work at an assisted living facility. It is scary just how accurate Grandpa Fred's description of one is.

very entertaining, keep up the good work!

This honestly had me laughing to the point of tears throughout the entirety of this!😂

My gut hurts!!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

+David Strassman will your new show be on DVD? You are always brilliant and your shows make me laugh all the time :) The next thing on my bucket list is to see your live shows :) you will always be the best ventriloquist to me!!!! I remember seeing you on Hey Hey it's Saturday!!!! I love Ted.E Bare (Sorry Chuck :p)

@DavidStrassmanChannel

8 жыл бұрын

+Michaela Flynn Hi Michaela, Thanks for the kind words! My new show, iTed E will be on DVD in a couple years.. right now I'm touring it live. Check out my website for when I'm in a city near you! Thanks for your support! -Dave

Brilliant stuff David keep it up would love to see you live one day

@DavidStrassmanChannel

8 жыл бұрын

+gloomanddoom666 Thanks, mate! -DS

2:41 - 3:20, Comedy gold !!

And when talking about the Monkey I literally fell out of my chair.

5:11 - 5:30, best joke by a ventriloquist !!

Want to earn a dollar 😂😂😂😂😂I can't stop laughing

Not even a minute in and just 🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣

This whole thing made me laugh. But 2:56, 5:14, and 5:47 are my favorite parts

Love his laugh

I almost laughed myself to death when Fred was talking about the Miracle Down Under or The Raising of the Dead. Pissed off the neighbors so I kept on laughing.

sooooo dodgy but hillarious!!!! "No i better not "

I hope to see you perform live in Wolverhampton soon cos I've seen your videos I think you are funny and hilarious

@DavidStrassmanChannel

8 жыл бұрын

+Kamal Jassal Hey Kamal, not sure when I'm coming back to Wolverhampton.. I was there in 2010, I think, but no plans, as of yet to return... hopefully sooner than later. -DS

More off ted E .it is fun with and good time

@DavidStrassmanChannel

8 жыл бұрын

+Alan Slade Hey Alan, take a look at some of the older vintage Ted! Thanks! Dave

I love Grandpa Fred!!!!!!

"The next day I farted a balloon." LMAO

It’s Walter’s teddy bear.

I caught the mouth moving almost everytime

KZread Bots: It's got a teddy bear puppet! Made for kids! Fans Of This Channel: Open your ears and think again!

😂😂😂 I'm dying

And now that I finished it, well to funny! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

LOL - love Grandpa Bear!

YOURE SO BRILLIANT! keep it up! wish i can see you perform live. Much love from Philippines :*

@DavidStrassmanChannel

8 жыл бұрын

+Krizna Lyn Rotoras Hi Krizna, Thanks for the nice comments.. keep watching! -DS

@jarrodyoung4353

8 жыл бұрын

+David Strassman your performance in Devonport was so cool when you coming again I'll be there. Again.. XD

I'm having a heart attack Fred are you ok

Thanks for uploading these videos as for me, someone from the UK, it's bit difficult seeing your shows in person. So keep coming whatever you can give.

@DavidStrassmanChannel

8 жыл бұрын

+theodoreoverlord Hey Theodore, glad you like my stuff.. I hope to come to the UK in 2016.. in the meantime, keep watching, and thanks! -Dave

@theodoreoverlord

8 жыл бұрын

+David Strassman Wait really!? Well I hope so too and I'll keep my eyes open for anything if it does happen. Since I will to book it in advance.

Tricks are for kids, tactics are for teens, but strategies are Seniors 😉.

hi David it's kamal saying that I love all your caracters I would love to see you perform live in Wolverhampton or Birmingham cos all your KZread videos are really funny it would be even better to see you perform live please let me know Wolverhampton or bimingham in UK

@DavidStrassmanChannel

8 жыл бұрын

+Kamal Jassal Hey Kamal, I use to perform all over the UK, including Birmingham and Wolverhampton.. not since 2005... Maybe soon.. I do have a UK store... www.davidstrassman.com Thanks! -Dave

@lindseysperry5572

8 жыл бұрын

+David Strassman I just got done with watching Jeff Dunham I was laughing so hard Walter achmed peanut Jose jalapeño 13🎰

Wish I could find this volume here in the states.

@DavidStrassmanChannel

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah, me too.. Wish I could release it in the States, but Netflix only wants "recent" titles.. go figure.. DS

Yes that be grand pa ted and Walter

i love how grandpa fred looks like teddy but acts like chuck XD

7:36 "What are fucking nuts!?"

David iam from india….i like ur vedios Aaaa lotttttt that i start nd end my day with teddys vedio Really talented brother you aree❤❤❤❤❤❤

"Nurse...number 7....? No I better not."

Omg, I fucking love Grandpa Fred.

It's Hilarious 😂😂😂