-Always carry a condom. -What, for safe sex? -No, so folks will think you’re getting some. I swear Mr. Strassman is the best person I’ve ever seen!

Can you imagine the conversation between grandpa Fred and Walter? I think it would be funny as hell

@waryalphaprime

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@lovemoremaradze

3 жыл бұрын

They are a lot of Jeff Dunham fans kkkkk

@the_dino_is_mad

3 жыл бұрын

Fred: Y'know, they say a woman ages like fine wine Walter: Mine ages like Milk

@dzrtgoat

3 жыл бұрын

Would love to see that

I can imagine Grandpa Fred saying "Hey hows it like waking up on both sides of the bed?"😂🛏️

@Juliusmidala

2 жыл бұрын

I love you David strassman

David: Where's Ted E Bare? Grandpa Fred: He's in Adelaide. Me: XD

for some reason this video is so therapeutic, thanks Strassman! you’re genius

@Dstix82

4 жыл бұрын

Uuuukkk

I can imagine Walter talking to him and saying "This old coder is senile as hell".

Why isn't this dude a global superstar? Netflix needs to pick this dude up.

@DavidStrassmanChannel

6 жыл бұрын

Thanks, Big Jake. Dave

@numatruehome100

4 жыл бұрын

I second that

@zzz-rl4ur

4 жыл бұрын

Best ventriloquist ever

@carolemccormick15

4 жыл бұрын

I agree 💯😊

@carolemccormick15

4 жыл бұрын

@@DavidStrassmanChannel can you do more shows please thank you Dave

the little toy chasing Dave part SCARED THE LIVING SH!T OUTTA ME!!! (cuz of the music).

@RoseSupreme

8 жыл бұрын

Ikr? I saw that years ago and that makes me so scared to hear the Psycho Shower Scene theme. Good thing I didn't see the scene here, thanks to you and some other guy for pointing out its presence, I didn't want to watch a Strassman video with that fucking thing in it.

@RingLordSonic

7 жыл бұрын

Eljay Berto were all scared of Telstra

@jessiehermit9503

6 жыл бұрын

Eljay B Made _me_ laugh.

Although Jeff Dunham will always be my favorite ventriloquist, David Strassman is nothing short of incredible.

"You're the bastard that keeps waking me up." I hear you Fred. That pisses me off, too.

How have I not heard of this guy?! He's hilarious!!

@baldemarvaldez4951

4 жыл бұрын

Me neither

6:12 "Silence of the lambs" reference LOL

I deserve a medal for sitting through the entire 'Rock 'n' Roll - The First 5000 Years' ad.

Fred: always carry a condom! Dave: why so you can have safe sex? Fred: no! So people think your getting some Oh god these puppets crack me up

Guys can we admit Jeff Dunham and David Strassman are always funny. Love ya Strassman i introduced your videos to my friends and they love you as well keep making up those laughs :D

@DavidStrassmanChannel

6 жыл бұрын

Hey 952, Thanks for the kind words! Yeah, Jeff is damn good! Dave

@Philip-ux4gk

10 ай бұрын

I agree

I wish he didn't change grandpa Fred's voice in later shows - he sounds great here - exactly what I think an old Ted E Bare would sound like

Fun Fact: That robot dummy? Dummy on an RC car? Well anyways, the audio projecting from his speaker's was from Friday the 13th part 3, in the last fight scene in the barn.

The part with freds legs get a good laugh out of me all the time

Lol old Fred

best puppet grandpa fred! i love it ;)

Hi David I was on KZread and came across your videos You are awesome grandpa Fred and grandpa Freda crack me up You are awesome doing all the voices

@DavidStrassmanChannel

6 жыл бұрын

Hi Kim, Sorry for the late reply.. glad you found my stuff! Search around, there's some really weird stuff on my channel.. All I can say I'm lucky to be a grown man who plays with dolls! Thanks for watching! All my best, Dave

I've never heard of this guy, I'm glad KZread recommend his channel I love it!.

im in a wheelchair too & found the wheelchair joke sooooo funny im still laughing lmao!!!

Sweating butter! 😂

I think it'd be pretty cool if David strassman and Jeff Dunham did a crossover special when Chuck meets Walter and it just becomes a very funny moment

@amike151

6 ай бұрын

I agree.

I have not laughed this hard in a very long time

1:54 “Telstra” XD

i love all of his shows

And where is this guys Netflix special?

This is funny as hell

So much energy and focus to do what he does And the practice over and over It's a wonder why he isn't on Hollywood shows or animations He so should be Imbsure he has had offers He must love what he does so much Good on him Love him 😉👍😀😶❤😙😍😗😉😎😶😑

Love grandpa Fred

@DavidStrassmanChannel

7 жыл бұрын

What? huh?

Nothing's more funny than a senile old bear. 😆😆😆

omg hes funny but i think chuck is the best i love how he meses with david its so funny i seen all of chucks vids on 5outube already

I have a feeling I'm going to end up like Fred when I'm around 80 years old

Ahaha I love watching these-Im watching this at something like 12:00 pm

We need Fred more

I remember watching your late night tv show in New Zealand when I was a kid

I hope you do some more Adelaide shows, I would sooo love to see you live xoxo

Love your stuff Dave.

Hey David, I love your work. Its too bad I live in the U.S., otherwise I would've watched your videos in full. KZread is the only place where I can watch you nowadays. Grandpa Fred is my favorite because he tends to sleep a lot.

I saw a comment saying he gives Jeff Dunham a run for his money but honestly Dave is highly superior than Jeff even though I found Dunham first he hasn't been my favorite since I found Dave because Dave has so much more material and is such a better ventriloquist by far

@DavidStrassmanChannel

6 жыл бұрын

Hi John, Thanks for your kind comments. Jeff is a trailblazer and truly one of the greats. I'm glad you like my work too. Keep watching, All my best, Dave

@jessiehermit9503

5 жыл бұрын

@@DavidStrassmanChannel I like both of you, but I like yours better because it's darker and a little dirtier.

@jeffreybonney2831

4 жыл бұрын

i highly agree with you dave makes me laugh even more than jeff does

@galaxyknight2347

4 жыл бұрын

@@DavidStrassmanChannel i love fred he is funny i wish you could do tours to ohio

@zzz-rl4ur

4 жыл бұрын

@@DavidStrassmanChannel no way man..you shit all over Jeff.. honestly the greatest ventriloquist ever..can't wait to watch you live next Saturday 👌

I hope im like fred when i get old

I have this on DVD 🤣 love your work. Saw you in Ipswich

NOW WE KNOW WHO'S PISSED!!!!!!

I love chuckle he’s my favourite

So funny. Was in NZ about the same time, then nothing really.

I love teddy bear he David Strassman he is so cool I actually got to meet him in Wangaratta it was really grouse I would love to see another show if you could bring it down to wang I missed the last one who went to Albury

I live in Adelaide!!

Dude that little stabbing doll scared the hell out of me

Ted E. Bare is his grandson’s name. That means Grandpa Fred’s real name is Fred Bare. But for the hell of it, I’m going to call him Fredbear. Hi Fredbear from Five Nights at Freddy’s.

Mr hank kimball from the tv show green acres as grandpa teddy bear

Want Ted-E back...

@DavidStrassmanChannel

7 жыл бұрын

Hi Rumana, Thanks for your post.. Ted is on holiday in the Netherlands.. he'll be back soon! -DS

i was in that chair watching

There's always that one fanatic in the audience

sure gives Jeff Dunham a run for the money

@DavidStrassmanChannel

8 жыл бұрын

Hi Vetham, He sure is good too! -Dave

@lindseysperry5572

8 жыл бұрын

Well maybe Jeff Dunham. Needs. To come to Springfield MO May 31😂

@lindseysperry5572

8 жыл бұрын

Jeff Dunham rocks June 2

@jaborsey_joseph

4 жыл бұрын

David and Jeff need to do a show together

@stevenwebb3634

4 жыл бұрын

@@jaborsey_joseph Chuck versus Achmed or Walter would be brilliant.

If he does a tour in the chicago land area, count me in…

LOL🤣😂🤣😂

Hey Dave it's me again. 😊 Huge fan love your work. You amongst Jeff Dunham, Dennis Lee and the Muppets are all my inspiration to learn ventriloquism. I recently bought some fleece fabric and I am gonna attempt to make my own friend soon. Plz wish me luck. 😊 Also I love Ted e n wish you'd plan a worldwide tour in the future. Also why did your amazing show went bye bye on Netflix?. 🙁

@DavidStrassmanChannel

6 жыл бұрын

Hi Stevie, Thanks for the nod. No idea why Netflix dropped my show. That's life, eh? My latest, iTed E is being filmed in March.. new show next year... Thanks! Dave

@CreativeSteve69

6 жыл бұрын

David Strassman your welcome Dave once I finish my first puppet I'll make a introduction video introducing her and hope you'll watch it when I upload it n give me feedback. 😊

Oh,Fred

I've watched this like 3 times now (like all the shows all the way through) but what the heck is that thing with the Psycho theme at 1:45??

How does he only have 23,000 some odd subscribers?

@DavidStrassmanChannel

6 жыл бұрын

Better than stupid cat videos. D

Why the heck he has only 75k subs after this much of talent 😶and effort 😕 and time 🧐

Thst was funny

What Fred said about Ethel goes against what Strassman said in "Ted E's Farewell (2010)" when he says, "Fred, your wife passed away 15 years ago and her name was Joyce." Which means Joyce passed away in 1995. Also, since Fred said in "Ted E's Farewell" that he was 86 years old, that means he was born in 1924. So since this was filmed in 2003 and Fred said he hasn't seen an erection in 35 years, that means he hasn't seen one since 1968, when he was 44 years old.

Walter and Fred would really cause WW3 lol

i think they are funny

Dunham is the best 😁

I just bought my first ventriloquist dummy today, and I'm going to call her Abby Rose Rhodes. Any tips, David? It's just gonna be a hobby for me, but I still wanna get good at it, though.

Teddy bears grampa is weard.😕🤔

@DavidStrassmanChannel

7 жыл бұрын

I agree, Rob. Keep watching. DS

🐻

Is fread still alive

100 times better then DUNHAM

T.M.I MOMENT: #1 WHEN YOU GET OLD YOUR BUM GETS RED AND ITCHY 9:48 THEN SHOWS HIS BUM 9:57 FUNNY AS HELL 😂😂😂😂😂 #2: FRED: COFEE JUST KICKED IN. IT EITHER THAT OR I GOT AN ERECTION. 10:40

5:31 Jessie J?

Dave strassman Jeff Dunham cross over Walter meets grandpa Fred

Love him...kinda a cheekier jeff dunham....

Does he even preform in the U.S, because for an American he seems to preform his shows in Austarlia alot! Why is that?

On

@DavidStrassmanChannel

7 жыл бұрын

On what?

@PastorBrettHeath316

7 жыл бұрын

David Strassman May the good lord bless you. You are awesome!!!!

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Dave you're are pretty good but I still think Jeff dunham is better no offense.

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