"From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you." -Joakim, probably

@hannahdawg6829

2 жыл бұрын

"one day, the crude biomass you call a temple will fail you, and you will beg my kind for salvation. But I am already saved. For the machine is immortal. Even in death, I serve the Omnissiah."

@TyrannosaurusDominum

2 жыл бұрын

@@hannahdawg6829 The Church Of The Broken God.

@itsprofessorcreeper2839

2 жыл бұрын

ave deus mechanicus

@adrianvasquez4351

2 жыл бұрын

I'm sure it's been said before, but Joakim has manifested into his true form of the "Metal Machine"!!

@primarchoftheunnamed3237

2 жыл бұрын

You have your steel, I have something special.

Inquisitors: They must be thinking about how godly the emperor is. Custodes:

@superhandsminiatures1673

4 жыл бұрын

This comment doesn't have enough likes.

@overlordinquisitor6565

4 жыл бұрын

What the Warp is going on in the Imperial Palace?

@arnantphongsatha7906

4 жыл бұрын

*quivering abs intensifies*

@feznaughts

4 жыл бұрын

Elijah Z. La Rock by viciously slathered foreskin is that a fucking TTS reference?

@kristofevarsson6903

4 жыл бұрын

*BROTHER SANTODES INTENSIFIES*

"what is your favorite aspect of power metal?" me: "the artists have a sense of humor"

@kerlongsjorlejov1945

4 жыл бұрын

That is very much true.

@howardbaxter2514

4 жыл бұрын

Gloryhammer, Grail Knights, DragonForce, HammerFall, Alestorm, Sabaton, etc. all have a great sense of humor and unique character.

@kerlongsjorlejov1945

4 жыл бұрын

@@howardbaxter2514 I can only say that I haven't seen the second and the third but I can attest for the others.

@ThibautVDP

4 жыл бұрын

@@kerlongsjorlejov1945 Grailknights is a band with amazing songs, and the artists are all dressed up in over the top superhero costumes. They are kind of a satire on tropes from epics and adventures and on bands who take themselves too seriously. One song they did with Sabaton's singer was Pumping Iron Power. very nice video.

@howardbaxter2514

4 жыл бұрын

@@kerlongsjorlejov1945 second band is the band of this song 😂. If you have listened to Through the Fire and the Flames, then you are familiar with who they are.

Guitar Hero 3 introduces me to Dragonforce. Dragonforce songs lead me to Powerwolf and Sabaton. Sabaton takes me to Alestorm, Wind Rose, Gloryhammer, and Brothers of Metal. Gloryhammer has lead me here to Grailknights. Wonder where my journey through the metalverse will lead me next.

@deathkorpsguard

4 жыл бұрын

Same here, I have no idea how it could get any crazier.

@GrandDadmiral

3 жыл бұрын

Grailknights brought me to WARKINGS, maybe they'll show you the way there too?

@ElGordoBandito

3 жыл бұрын

It’s a nonstop whirlwind adventure

@MFallion

3 жыл бұрын

You just described my whole metal life as well... Be blessed my brother.

@shavanna4295

3 жыл бұрын

I came from 'two steps from hell' to Dragonforce. Afterwards its the same way :D

so damn goofy but a local gym plays this in their workout mix when the video plays on the TV's the new people just stop the look on their face's is priceless

@GhostBear3067

3 жыл бұрын

That just sounds like the best gym ever.

@then00brathalos

3 жыл бұрын

Man if i had a gym that does that im signing for memberships

@liamm2524

3 жыл бұрын

best gym ever.

@Rudevald

3 жыл бұрын

Where? I need membership NOW!

@MrEgofreak

3 жыл бұрын

That's freakin' awesome!

Rhapsody: we're the cheesiest band DragonForce: hold my fire and the flames Gloryhammer: hold my prince McFife XIII Grailknights: hold my MetalJoakim

@Questknight12

4 жыл бұрын

Grailknights: Carry my baggage, peasants.

@ALBERTOERSA

4 жыл бұрын

Such an underrated comment

@sebastianberube9768

4 жыл бұрын

Victorious is the most

@chidorisnake22

4 жыл бұрын

Nanowar of Steel: Hold my IKEA TV stand.

@JohnSmith-kb4re

4 жыл бұрын

I'd like to add Dragony here who literally has a shitpost tier music video with Dark Souls and GTA death screens And a song about Neon Genesis Evangelion

Costume shop: "We never going to sell these knight themed superhero costumes that came by mistake." ..2 days later

@youraveragesadist8308

3 жыл бұрын

Does anyone by chance know where to buy costumes similar to theirs? Kinda had an idea for next Fasching/carnival

@Kylel0519

3 жыл бұрын

Philipp Ege I think these might be custom made to be completely fair

@Kylel0519

3 жыл бұрын

Atman Gotango by the looks of it the most expensive part would be just making the suit materials look rather cheep

@FreeOfFantasy

3 жыл бұрын

I watched them live back in the day when they had spandex costumes. Was a fun party.

@nosotrosloslobosestamosreg4115

3 жыл бұрын

I spit my coffee on the screen!

So Joakim is actually a robot, makes sense, I won't worry about his kneecap anymore now

@hi14993

4 жыл бұрын

He truly is the Metal Machine

@registheron9752

4 жыл бұрын

He wants you to come touch his metal machine

@kellscarthechosen327

4 жыл бұрын

He's howling at the moon

@ZombieBiohazard

4 жыл бұрын

while the kings of metal ride the sky

@oldgus01

4 жыл бұрын

There are really two Joakims. One is the robot you see before you. He exists to call us to be more badass. He is summoned by true badassery, such as knee-banging, or performing a song so awesome he cannot resist joining. The other is an ancient bardic god. He exists to memorialize the badasses who came before. He is summoned through the ancient ritual of performing one of these legendary songs your way.

Joakims Dream of being a Metal Machine has been achieved!

@CMDsquared

6 жыл бұрын

Nailed it

@MyNameIsNigel

6 жыл бұрын

They wouldn’t suck it so he became one!

@BauliusTorvoltos

6 жыл бұрын

This year... Joakim Broden is.. THE METAL MACHINE!

@TheMan-tn4jk

5 жыл бұрын

@@BauliusTorvoltos BrodÉn

@pablosanz605

5 жыл бұрын

the most certain phrase of the decade

Here we see『Joakim Broden's』Stand: 『M E T A L M A C H I N E』

@Rawmel

3 жыл бұрын

Good one, Inquisitor.

@doriandeslatte8226

3 жыл бұрын

Actually, more like Pumping iron power metal machine

@marcelocastro6992

3 жыл бұрын

Stand ? Lika a jojo stand

@paulmahoney7619

3 жыл бұрын

@@marcelocastro6992 Yes, why do you think I used Japanese quotation marks?

@SixOhhGeeTeeOhh

3 жыл бұрын

it's been 0 days since I found a Jojo's reference in the KZread comments section

This is actually set in the future. Joakim died during one of the wars and they made him a Metal Machine. Now he guides travellers through the wasteland while singing songs about the wars.

@PriestOfFilm

4 жыл бұрын

One does not simply walk into The Wars ...

@SilverMothAudio

4 жыл бұрын

Bold of to assume joakim can die

@matthewbrandt5053

4 жыл бұрын

@@SilverMothAudio correct. He simply shed his weak fleash for iron.

@Warfrunstine

4 жыл бұрын

In the Great War he was part of the Ghost Division also known as the Saboteurs. He was a man of great strength even before he became a Metal Machine. On the Hill 3234 he made his Last Stand. His final words were Primo Victoria.

@ISS600

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a Gloryhammer album

The mouth animation at 1:35 gets me every time. "Flex" does not have five syllables, and the mismatch is really bringing back memories of awkwardly-dubbed imported cartoons. It's beautiful.

@pffpffovich2398

2 жыл бұрын

*Р А Д И О А К Т И В Н Ы Е Л Ю Д И*

@old_school_death_metal

Жыл бұрын

this comment is so nice

@hackergaming6372

Жыл бұрын

1:36

@user-xb1wh5mt4l

7 ай бұрын

I remember watching the Russian-dubbed Transformers G1. Because I know both English and Russian, I laughed at the dubing and translation alike.

so, we have heavy metal, death metal, power metal, etc, and now we have... Saturday morning cartoon metal?...nice

@marshillman9914

5 жыл бұрын

Saturday morning cartoons are metal.

@darealrick8552

5 жыл бұрын

Spongebob did have motorhead and pantera

@Guille544

5 жыл бұрын

​@@darealrick8552 wow, didn't know about that, im going to listem to them right now

@zackburns3720

5 жыл бұрын

You forgot pirate metal

@Colleywoodstudios

4 жыл бұрын

Never before have I needed something and not known it until now

Joakim bringing attention to smaller bands, and they are amazing bands. How can you not like Joakim.

@NathanTAK

5 жыл бұрын

Well, you could... uh... I got nothing

@NathanTAK

5 жыл бұрын

I went to his Wikipedia page. He took part in the National Pinball Championships in 2015 and 2016!

@jimmybobs87

5 жыл бұрын

Many lead singers of popular bands do this lol

@submarineinthesky8946

5 жыл бұрын

Yesss, it's very much a rite of passage for lead singers to take part in pinball competitions.

@AlexanderCheff

5 жыл бұрын

He's the Good Guy Greg of power metal

Power metal bands are all nerds I love it.

@timfortune9

5 жыл бұрын

The recipe for power metal is locking a bunch of nerds in a room with the complete works of Tolkien, every D&D sourcebook and the complete discographies of Metallica, Iron Maiden, and Rush.

@rivahoukes1554

4 жыл бұрын

@@timfortune9 that's just how power metal became a thing, a DnD campaign so epic that the bards became real

@parjai97

4 жыл бұрын

@@rivahoukes1554 BY THE POWER OF HOOTS

@rivahoukes1554

4 жыл бұрын

@@parjai97 yes the god hooticus allowed it to be real.... praise the mighty hoot!

@wardeni4806

4 жыл бұрын

@@timfortune9 TBF that's the recipe for the majority of metal. Remember, even the infamous black metal scene of the 90's was basically just a hardcore club of Tolkien references

So this isn't the show's theme or even it's outro. This is the music that plays when the protagonists are in a fight against this week's badguy. The lyrics don't actually kick in until after the song break where the villain starts beating them down and the Grailknights need to use their Ultimate Finishing Move on them to win. The full lyrical version doesn't play in the show, but in the movie where they have to defeat MetalJoakim and return him to his senses. The 25th Anniversary Sountrack has an orchestral version with the Los Angeles Symphonic Orchestra.

@leoschvaa

3 жыл бұрын

What show?

@brandonwise2157

2 жыл бұрын

Don't let your dreams be dreams Make your dreams come true Nothing is impossible Yes, you can Just do it Just do it Stop giving up

@Maddog3060

2 жыл бұрын

One day mankind will invent a way of crossing to other timelines just so we can gst the Grailknights 30th Anniversary BluRay collection.

@TheSlamburger

2 жыл бұрын

The thing is, Joakim/MetalJoakim isn’t even part of the main cast. He just shows up occasionally to help the Grailknights out and has comparatively little screen time, but was so awesome that he became a fan favorite, which is why he featured so heavily in the movie. (Not that I’m complaining.)

@PainRack

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheSlamburger I just have to say I love Stas Bush take on this though. Really love the 80s:):):)

I-I... I'm at a loss for words... I cannot believe I found a band goofier than Gloryhammer... This is amazing

@KaelusVonSestiaf

6 жыл бұрын

I had the exact same thought. They're both so cheesy, I love 'em

@jeremybosse5088

5 жыл бұрын

They just admit it more like gay pride more

@Blockio1999

5 жыл бұрын

You also might want to check out Dragony in that case

@stoffesgarage4451

5 жыл бұрын

Ever heard of twilightforce?

@avoiceofreason1178

5 жыл бұрын

I didn't think it was possible. This is awe-inspiring. As in, I'm in awe of what I'm seeing. I'm pretty sure my mouth dropped around the halfway point. Plus, just like Gloryhammer, you can tell everyone involved had a blast. Not sure if the lyrics are better than Gloryhammer though. You could make a LARP-ing campaign based off of their stuff. This, I'm no so sure. Both are wonderfully goofy though. Just in different ways.

Joakim's one step closer to becoming a tank, like he always dreamed of

@nobody4248

Жыл бұрын

Steel commanders

@bobolobocus333

9 ай бұрын

Joakim the war tank.

Therapist: Robot Joakim isn’t real, he can’t hurt you Robot Joakim: PUMP

@Canalnameyouhappy

3 жыл бұрын

Joakim being a metal machine should not come as a surprise to anyone

I'm starting to think, Joakim just walks on to music sets and starts singing about metal, and the directors are like, "yeah, let's just roll with it."

Band: “Joakim, will you help us on a song and music video” Joakim: “No” Band: “You can be a puppet” Joakim: “Puppet?” Joakim: “PUUUUUUPPPPEEEEET!!!!”

@aviationfan2021

5 жыл бұрын

Puppet victoria

@AlexanderCheff

5 жыл бұрын

@@hildegardvonbingen9092 Batteries sold separately

@drnye9692

5 жыл бұрын

*you can be a METAL MACHINE

@ebinecksdee9872

5 жыл бұрын

I wonder if that's somewhere in his contract. If he's gonna be in a music video that isn't sabaton he HAS to be a puppet.

@mikebocchinfuso9751

4 жыл бұрын

"don't let your metal machine dreams become memes"

"Advengers infinity war is the biggest crossover in history." Grailknights- " hold my beer"

@KyrosTheWolf

6 жыл бұрын

Nelson Di Salvatore best comment on KZread on the best video on KZread

@Incadazant01

6 жыл бұрын

North Korea: Challenge Accepted. South Korea: Agreed.

@Damienx247

5 жыл бұрын

Needs to be in an Avengers movie for the training monatage.

@PHENOXSPARTAN

5 жыл бұрын

@john benko jr "No, with the help of God's angels"

@bismarckpearson4685

5 жыл бұрын

Yes

Me at first: Why does KZread keep giving me this weird metal music? Me in the middle: It's alright I guess. Me at the end: WE ARE BORN OUT OF STORM AND THUNDER - RAISED! TEAR THE WORLD ASUNDER!

@Virsteinn

4 жыл бұрын

I found this searching for Diggy Diggy Hole. After it directed me to Hootsforce. I was looking for a completely different genre. Fight for the king, for the hammer and the ring.

@oldgus01

4 жыл бұрын

@@Virsteinn even knowing the correct lyrics, I still sometimes hear it as "Fight for your life, we must fight for fight". And I feel like it makes it even better.

@Virsteinn

4 жыл бұрын

@@oldgus01 I mean, your mishearing isn't even that far off. The whole fucking album is this wack-ass story. Fight for the king, for the hammer and the ring. Fight for the ancient stories. Fight for your life, we must fight for Fife, For the power and the glory. Fight 'til we die, in a battle in the sky. Fight all the foes before thee. Fight for your life, we must fight for Fife, For the power and the glory.

@MrEgofreak

3 жыл бұрын

KZread's weird algorithm in a nutshell.

@harbl99

3 жыл бұрын

@@Virsteinn Has the algorithm given you the gift of Wind Rose yet?

The guys at the Gym: anabolic stuffs and energic things.... Me at the Gym: Grailknights - Pumping Iron Power (feat. Joakim Brodén from Sabaton.mp3

I love this trend of some weird Joakim puppet showing up in other people's music videos.

@goatfret1118

6 жыл бұрын

Mad Cinder there are more? Where can i find em?

@madcinder257

6 жыл бұрын

Goat Fret Call Me by Pain.

@travistoor6360

5 жыл бұрын

But that's not a puppet...that him with his human suit off.

@ncisawesome

5 жыл бұрын

@@travistoor6360 lemme guess is he a tank

@travistoor6360

5 жыл бұрын

@@ncisawesome duh.....lol

A robot Joakim Broden wasn't something I knew I needed in my life.

@harbl99

4 жыл бұрын

[something about unexpected grace]

@x2ernal357

4 жыл бұрын

@@harbl99 Yo that was unexpected wtf

@AlexGNR

4 жыл бұрын

He is a metal machine :)

Joakim with Sabaton: *history teacher* Metal machine Joakim: *PE teacher*

These guys are CRIMINALLY underrated.

Somehow, the suits in this are still better than the Green Lantern movie's

@hawkmaximus5585

5 жыл бұрын

That's simple, they're actually wearing these suits

@ADMZOMBIE

4 жыл бұрын

Got em

@maxernium

4 жыл бұрын

Every suit is

@Jackalblade9

2 жыл бұрын

While true, I feel I have to point out you're setting the bar pretty low there.😁

[Lyrics] Thunder races through our veins One breath provokes a storm Lightning floods the iron chains Our limbs start to deform Voltage boils our blood in seconds Let us now nourish on its sting Feast on its sting We face the heat and fight the storm Raging in our head We walk this road and won’t step back Till we’re among the dead Flex - muscles tight Made of steel Flesh delight We are born, out of storm and thunder Raised, tear the worlds asunder Send, in the darkest hour Pumping iron power We put our hand on iron bars And lift them to the sky We scream out loud And fight the weights Adrenaline makes us fly While we watch our muscles growing They grow larger than they should Than muscles should We face the heat and fight the storm Raging in our head We walk this road and won’t step back Till we’re among the dead Flex - muscles tight Made of steel Flesh delight We are born, out of storm and thunder Raised, tear the worlds asunder Send, in the darkest hour Pumping iron power Push - Your’re a war machine Sweat - The world has never seen Pain - Is your destiny Scorn - Lasts eternally Flex - muscles tight Made of steel Flesh delight We are born, out of storm and thunder Raised, tear the worlds asunder Send, in the darkest hour Pumping iron power Flex - muscles tight Made of steel Flesh delight We are born, out of storm and thunder Raised, tear the worlds asunder Send, in the darkest hour By the hands of power

@FlaskTheTapir

5 жыл бұрын

I refuse to believe it's send. They clearly sing an f there.

@henderic0

5 жыл бұрын

@@FlaskTheTapir I hear what you mean, but these are the original lyrics so it's realy "Send". ^^

@FlaskTheTapir

5 жыл бұрын

I know, found your reddit comment. Even official lyrics sometimes have mistakes, I know of Lordi's Hard Rock Hallelujah, and a fair few Sabaton songs - even in their official lyric videos here on youtube.

@henderic0

5 жыл бұрын

@@FlaskTheTapir I always like to beleive there are multiple truths to this :P I don't know what's true and what not so I just go on the most trustworthy source... Or just sing whatever the heck I want. Who cares lol

@bogers8839

5 жыл бұрын

I was certain they said blade of steel lol

That joakim robot looks both terrifying and hilarious at the same time

@harbl99

3 жыл бұрын

The day cheez-it man discovered scaroused.

People ask me, why are you happy? Me: This song exists.

if everyone remember the song metal machine look at him now him now the metal machine

@DougsDiggers

6 жыл бұрын

What? him now him now? What did he mean by this?🤔

@adamwrede9053

5 жыл бұрын

@@pedromolina779 IT'S CLOSE TO MIDNIGHT AND HE'S BARKING AT THE MOON

@arandomuser1723

5 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/c6qGvNqnZ8iZmMY.html

@avoonis

4 жыл бұрын

Come touch my metal machine!

@FeHearts

4 жыл бұрын

Philippine Ball Literally the first recommended video for me is “Metal Machine.”

Ah yes, another one of the "cheesy metal bands that look stupid at first but now I'm damn hooked on them for months and possibly years to come". Whatever the fuck you're doing, keep making music like this. I need more superhero metal in my life

@sirtalkalot3211

Жыл бұрын

Those were precisely my thoughts. Forgive me, for I have sinned, but I have made yet another cheesy powermetal playlist.

@HappyBeezerStudios

Жыл бұрын

The part of the metalverse that doesn't take itself too seriously and are just having fun being themselves and making enjoyable songs is a treasure. I unironically enjoy Dragonforce. Yes, it's cheesy. But basically each and every one of their songs makes me feel like witnessing the final showdown that decides over the fate of the universe. And I wouldn't want it any other way.

Glory hammer: There is no band more silly than us Grail Knights: Hold our beers.

@vaxobedoidze3623

3 жыл бұрын

*Hold our action figures ...

1:24 So Joakim really IS a metal machine! Which can only mean one thing: *"Metal Machine" is now officially part of this world's canon.*

Gloryhammer: man we are such a goofy band! GrailKnights: hold my beer Alestorm: hold my mead

@Crazael

5 жыл бұрын

*Rum.

@elite5828

5 жыл бұрын

Sworn to avenge... condemned to hell... Dragonforce: WHO THE FUCK JUST STARTED PLAYING JUDAS PRIEST

@Spacefrisian

5 жыл бұрын

GloryGrailAlestorm

@verselesscooking9416

5 жыл бұрын

Alestorm and gloryhammer are the same band basically. One became the other.

@arnantphongsatha7906

5 жыл бұрын

*grog

I WANT MY METAL JOAKIM FIGURE ! XD

@johannesmakila2459

6 жыл бұрын

Those need to become merchandise that can be bought from they web site.

@7636kei

6 жыл бұрын

`I WANT MY METAL MACHINE ! XD` ftfy :P

@annaolegovna1910

6 жыл бұрын

I think they're actually working on making the figurines available as merch.

@dcjxd

6 жыл бұрын

They were all hand crafted by a guy that runs "Brandbart Forge", look him up on Facebook

@travistoor6360

5 жыл бұрын

YESSSS

Back in 2008, a small location in Hamburg, Ballroom with a maximum of 150people, Grailknights opening for Sabaton, the stage was so small a dino costume of the knights show didn't fit through a door. Best concert ever. And only now I have found them together again.

1:55 I like how they are imitating Joakims trademark knee abuse

He’s literally the metal machine

This sounds and looks like a song that would play during a powerlifting duel. Between skelator and he-man

What...on...Earth...did I...just...watch...XD This is the cheesiest yet most-metal thing I've seen all year! The lead singer sounds like a mix of Rob Halford and Joakim...and LOOKS like a mix of Rob Halford, Joakim and an off-brand Power Ranger...and I think that's AWESOME! These guys are just doing their own thing, and that's the spirit of metal! Haters BEGONE!

i fucking love powermetal

@imperatorpeashoter4352

2 жыл бұрын

Jakim

When you`re fan of Sabaton and retrowave *-*

@kodata1021

6 жыл бұрын

I feel ya mate :D

@IAmostSeeTheWorld

6 жыл бұрын

My life.

@erikpayne8202

5 жыл бұрын

M E G A N U T

@historicalfootnotes3501

5 жыл бұрын

@TheAfrikaKorps Oh god it's THAT guy XD

@Bruva_Ayamhyt

5 жыл бұрын

OMG U GUYZE FASHWAVE, DON'T FORGET ABOUT MY WAIFU HITLER-SAMA DESU NE SUGOI XDXDXD AMIRITE GAMERS RISE UP

I'd love to hear sabaton do an entire album about working out

@ryanweible9090

5 жыл бұрын

the last stand may not have been about it, but its a really good workout album.

@tejesedeny

5 жыл бұрын

Well, sometimes my entire workout playlist consists of Sabaton so...they've actually did 8 albums about that already. :D

@fraknrak9111

5 жыл бұрын

They could do an album on various special forces training

@fanta4897

4 жыл бұрын

@Never Trust Bob Oh that would be an album. I can imagine the names of the songs already: ''Half Right'' '''Push the pavement to the core of Earth'' ''DS Smoke'' and much more.

@RoFLduhasLoLgesagt

4 жыл бұрын

try out "One More Rep" from Austrian Death Machine. could be smth you would like :)

So, when Grailknights and Gloryhammer will team up to stop Zargothrax?

@Pyraticalpunk

3 жыл бұрын

When the pirates arrive from the future with the time cube

@CarlosEduardo-og8pe

3 жыл бұрын

@@Pyraticalpunk this sounds like Alestorm

@h4msteri

3 жыл бұрын

@@CarlosEduardo-og8pe I hope you knew that Zargothrax actually created the Storm of Ale

@christophpoll784

3 жыл бұрын

This band has to sail over to Dundee with a group of Italian Vikings and their strange reggeaton-music!

What I'm getting from this is "Get those gains so you can flex on the end of the world"

@Jokoko2828

4 жыл бұрын

Ayup, flex your way through the apocalypse.

@harbl99

4 жыл бұрын

Beast of the Abyss? Noodle-armed featherweight!

@ALBERTOERSA

4 жыл бұрын

There is a purity to that message isnt there?

My therapist: "Terminator Joakim isn't real and can't hurt you" Terminator Joakim: 1:30

But can I get a Metal Joakim or not?

@travistoor6360

5 жыл бұрын

That was my question

@bogers8839

5 жыл бұрын

Yes, but batteries arent included

@KyleJordanGaming

5 жыл бұрын

I seriously want one!

@manupetermann769

5 жыл бұрын

I think I would really love to have one 😂😍🤘🏻

@CommanderViviax

5 жыл бұрын

I want one too! And I don't buy stuff like that normally.

As someone who loves 80s music and Sabaton, this is a match made in Heaven for me. Also I guess you could say Joakim is a Metal Machine.

Joakim has finally become a metal machine

I love how average people doesn't like metal because they think it's too dark and about only growling. However the most popular power metal bands like Sabaton, Powerwolf or Grailknights actually have 10x more melody in their songs than in average popular songs recently. I don't really care about the genre until the song has a really good, catchy melody, so songs like this make me very happy.

@Murmarine

Жыл бұрын

Not to mention how unapologetically stupid most power metal bands lyrics are. I mean come the fuck on, "Resurection by Erection" has to be the most asinine and metal thing in the universe.

@2009heyhow

10 ай бұрын

Metal can go very dark, but so can every genre. I mean.., listening to the average radio channel these days is just depressing with songs about loss and broken hearts. Then i luckily have power metal to cheer me up again.

This is either the best workout song ever or the best thing I have ever seen, i watched it 3 times and was still smiling with joy! METAL JOAKIM! I WANT ONE! oh my god I hope grailknight graces the USA one day with sabaton...bucket list

@TheTempest01

6 жыл бұрын

The Viellist Not just the US, but Australia too!

@Svensen1981

5 жыл бұрын

Try "One More Rep" from Austrian Death Machine. Pretty good too.

@Danish_raven

5 жыл бұрын

They both play at sabaton open air this year

@paulschauer6273

4 жыл бұрын

Add Canada to that list I need to see them

@RoFLduhasLoLgesagt

4 жыл бұрын

@@Svensen1981 shit, 7 months to late, wanted to write that too. awesome band! love them.

Doug walker on vocals as Green Brutalmoose, callmekevin and wildspartanz on guitars as Red, Blue and Purple respectively James Ralph on drums as Yellow And Joakim Broden as himself of course

@Grailknights_Official

3 жыл бұрын

:D :D :D

@jamiemarshall6832

2 жыл бұрын

I fully agree, green does look like Doug Walker, I wont lie the first time I saw the music video I wasnt sure, I thought it was, in turbo boost he really reminds me of Doug, but in the best way possible, like hes having fun

Did these guys seriously just say "swole is eternal?". LEVELS, man.

@alecity4877

3 жыл бұрын

No, they said "Scorn - lasts eternally"

I watch the video because of Joakim and I stayed because the band is awesome!!!!!

@TheMightyEpicspencer

6 жыл бұрын

Same

@elaineb7065

3 жыл бұрын

Me three, oh & I was born in the 70s so grew up to 1980s cartoons like this...

Damn, that new Power Rangers reboot looks weird.

@wulfricr7635

5 жыл бұрын

Looks better than ever you mean :)

@ethanor

4 жыл бұрын

It looks METAL

@schmidtygamer1421

4 жыл бұрын

You spelled AWESOME wrong

@maxernium

4 жыл бұрын

I mean...looks normal to me

@jimhiggins8642

4 жыл бұрын

*Damn, that new Power Rangers reboot looks SICK. FTFY

Guy in gym works out to song ( who also happens to be a huge sabaton fan ) starts lifting weights about a min into the song hears joakim brodén immediately drops bar on chest in absolut surprise

@speed65752

5 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

Joakim Broden has such an amazing voice, doesn't matter where he sings its an upgrade

**Metal Joakim advertisement** Me: I TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!!!

I saw Joakim and I thought "Oh this can't get anymore metal!" and then it did. Literally.

LYRICS Thunder racing through our veins One breath provokes a storm Lightning floods the iron chains Our limbs start to deform Voltage boils our blood in seconds Let us now nourish on its sting Feast on its sting We face the heat and fight the storm Raging in our head We walk this road and won't step back Till we're among the dead Flex - muscles tight Made of steel Flesh delight We are born, out of storm and thunder Raised, tear the world asunder Send, in the darkest hour Pumping iron power We put our hand on iron bars And lift them to the sky We scream out loud And fight the weights Adrenaline makes us fly While we watch our muscles growing They grow larger than they should Than muscles should We face the Heat and fight the storm Raging in our head We walk this road and won't step back Till we're among the dead Flex - muscles tight Made of steel Flesh delight We are born, out of storm and thunder Raised, tear the world asunder Send, in the darkest hour Pumping iron power Push - You're a war machine Sweat - The world has never seen Pain - Is your destiny Scorn - Lasts eternally Flex - muscles tight Made of steel Flesh delight We are born, out of storm and thunder Raised, tear the world asunder Send, in the darkest hour Pumping iron power Flex - muscles tight Made of steel Flesh delight We are born, out of storm and thunder Raised, tear the world asunder Send, in the darkest hour By the hands of power Thunder racing through our veins One breath provokes a storm Lightning floods the iron chains Our limbs start to deform Voltage boils our blood in seconds Let us now nourish on its sting Feast on its sting We face the heat and fight the storm Raging in our head We walk this road and won't step back Till we're among the dead Flex - muscles tight Made of steel Flesh delight We are born, out of storm and thunder Raised, tear the world asunder Send, in the darkest hour Pumping iron power We put our hand on iron bars And lift them to the sky We scream out loud And fight the weights Adrenaline makes us fly While we watch our muscles growing They grow larger than they should Than muscles should We face the Heat and fight the storm Raging in our head We walk this road and won't step back Till we're among the dead Flex - muscles tight Made of steel Flesh delight We are born, out of storm and thunder Raised, tear the world asunder Send, in the darkest hour Pumping iron power Push - You're a war machine Sweat - The world has never seen Pain - Is your destiny Scorn - Lasts eternally Flex - muscles tight Made of steel Flesh delight We are born, out of storm and thunder Raised, tear the world asunder Send, in the darkest hour Pumping iron power Flex - muscles tight Made of steel Flesh delight We are born, out of storm and thunder Raised, tear the world asunder Send, in the darkest hour By the hands of power

I didn‘t think I needed 3D-animated-Metal-Joakim but now that he‘s here I don’t want him gone…

I don't think Joakim is a guest, he made this band just so he can come up with goofy ideas and not have it connected to sabaton

@CommanderViviax

5 жыл бұрын

It's his not so guilty secret band, lol. When he's not being all epic in Sabaton he does this, lol.

@Darkstar1484

5 жыл бұрын

I like the idea that he looks for bands that are weird but talented and gives them exposure. If nothing else I appreciate the idea of an artist helping other artists

@TheNostradamusMMXII

4 жыл бұрын

@@christopherjackson3455 does this make Joakim the "Hollywood Hootsman" of Grailknights?

@enderborn6860

4 жыл бұрын

he seams crazy enough to sucesfully pull that of

@RoFLduhasLoLgesagt

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheNostradamusMMXII wow, this is some real nice shit right here. good idea.

I like this. I'm not sure how ironic or sincere I am in my enjoyment either. This forces my entertainment to mostly focus around the bizarre. Fun stuff. This song is a Grilled Cheese Sandwich on top of a Cheese Quesadilla on top of a 5 Cheese Pizza covered in Nacho Cheese. This song makes no pretense of being un-cheesy. It just goes for it, and that earns my respect.

@theinquisitionsparrot6749

4 жыл бұрын

GoodAvatar it’s so cheesy that I had to watch a lactose intolerance version of this video

is this straight up about getting swole to gain magic powers?

@patrikg.6320

5 жыл бұрын

Muscle wizzard best wizzard

@zeonthefox

5 жыл бұрын

so dragon ball

@amymiller4100

5 жыл бұрын

@@zeonthefox or JJBA

@thehappy15a

4 жыл бұрын

Pretty much

@AllyMonsters

4 жыл бұрын

I like how Joakim is prolly the only one that has ever worked out before.

I'VE SPENT THE GODDAMN WEEK TRYNA FIND OUT HOW YOU CAN GET A METAL JOAKIM. I STILL WANT IT.

1:08 This is actually really how Joakim's mouth moves when he sings English, true story.

The things we love most about old media always include the flaws that newer media doesn't have. Because those old flaws are a result of people pushing the media to the extent that it breaks. This is an entire video of media failing to capture or contain the energy being pushed into it. The reason that you like this so much, is that it's falling apart while it tries and fails to somehow hold together under the strain. Those moments of failure are the breakthrough.

I love the jiggly dance of the Joachim robot :P

Weird, I don't remember smoking anything today...

@ethanor

4 жыл бұрын

Don't worry, the band smoked plenty for all of us

@harbl99

4 жыл бұрын

Were we're going we don't need smokes...

The literal theme song of working out.

2:41 "Brian"

Who’s listening to this masterpiece preparing for Grailknight’s new album Muscle Bound for Glory!🤟

Well, I guess they people behind the next Kung Fury Movie know who to contact for a themesong XD.

It's the 3rd band i've discovered thanks to Sabaton. Who'd think, that some swedes will gift me with so much Metal?

@7636kei

6 жыл бұрын

gift/poison pun intended, I presume? XD

@pritkon8622

6 жыл бұрын

7636-kei! No, i mean that thanks to Sabaton that 2 years ago were just some swedes i now am a metal fan.

@7636kei

6 жыл бұрын

pritkon Ah :)

@MarkusxJxKeetz

5 жыл бұрын

pritkon well, they say that Sweden is the power metal/metal capital of the world

Every time I watch this I get a little bit more depressed that those action figures don't actually exist for sale. I love this song so so much.

This is by far the manliest song I've heard.

Anybody notice him doing the fistpound on the thigh like Joakim does? It gets better every time I watch it!

Cheese! Glorious, low-budget, high-octane, magnificent cheese! Bask in it's ridiculous glory!

Metal Joakim cracks me up every time he's on screen.

This song gives me the motivation I need to put my hands on iron bars and lift them to the sky.

Grailknights simply does not get enough love. Great band.

Soo... Can I actually buy myself a metal joakim?

3:00 That is exactly the type of thing that used to make me point at the screen and tell my parents 'I want that!'

MetalJoakim is probably one of the funniest things I’ve seen all day.

So I checked out some of the older Grailknight songs on this channel and I got to say. This sound fits their Superhero Metal gimmick much better than the more Death Metal sound their older songs has. Great song BTW.

@walterlopez5054

5 жыл бұрын

agreed

Combo! It's all I love! retrowave + power metal + Joakim Joaster

Anyone: Feat Joakim Br... Me : CLICK

How is this not the greatest music video of all time!

@danielortman2534

Жыл бұрын

Probably because Christmas Truce exists.

Here we have a wild Joakim singing a rare non-military song. Excellent song I just discovered today

Robo-Joakim vs Robocop.. Why do I want to see this.

@deathkorpsguard

4 жыл бұрын

Metal Machine Joakim would definitely kick Robocop's stupid bald chrome head in.

@lukkaredwolf3534

3 жыл бұрын

@@deathkorpsguard Iron Hands vs Skitaari Adeptus Arbites?

You got heavy metal in my Saturday morning cartoons!

Gloryhammer = The Empire Grailknights = Bretonnia Alestorm = Vampirates Wind Rose = Dwarves Turisas = Beastman Powerwolf = Vampire Counts(?) 😂 Korpiklaani = Wood Elves I'll update as soon as I can think of others 🤘🏼😏

@Crom_Apsotle

4 жыл бұрын

Whos sabaton

@TheSunMoon

4 жыл бұрын

@@Crom_Apsotle Maybe they're Kislev lol

@KelbenArunsun

4 жыл бұрын

Nanowar of Steel - Chaos

@hallowedbeyourdays

4 жыл бұрын

Sabaton is a full-strength Cadian Tank regiment, zapped across from the 42nd mullenium. Nobody else has claim to being Hellriders, Masters of the World executing such a Counterstrike to prove again their Unbreakable status as Metal Machines.

@paulmahoney7619

4 жыл бұрын

TheSunMoon then how does DragonForce come into this?

I must've seen this video at least a dozen times and I've only discovered it a couple of days ago. I just can't stop watching it or stop listening to this song. Help. And by help I mean don't give me a reason to stop.

@cynasfan8411

5 жыл бұрын

Reason to stop: Metal Joakim arrived at your home XD Go and get him!

@paulschauer6273

4 жыл бұрын

Same boat my metal friend

@trackedandtested5848

4 жыл бұрын

Yup I'm the same

Joakim literally became the Metal Machine

I can’t stop watching this !

The ultimate workout song

At the climax of Endgame, the Grailknights are gonna pop in and defeat Thanos.

@jamescastle9606

5 жыл бұрын

Nope. Joakim Bröden fights Thanos one-on-one with just bare fists. And wins.

@isuckatusernames4297

5 жыл бұрын

Acurate

@TheLastGarou

3 жыл бұрын

If only it had been so. T_T