11:35 _“...these are small... but the ones out there are _*_far away...”_* One of my favorite lines !!!

@elviramadigan5296

6 жыл бұрын

yeahh no i still dont get the difference....

@deepaksaxena7417

3 жыл бұрын

'Small.. far away' they used the name for a documentary on Father Ted.

@Dee010s

3 жыл бұрын

Only Dougle would wonder about such things. Imagine him looking out an airplane window. Ted saying/pointing: Ants....people. Ants. People. Ants

@McRocket

3 ай бұрын

Mine as well. And apparently, it just came to the writers when they shot the episode on location. It was not in the script. ☮

"That's nearly as mad as that thing you told me about the loaves and the fishes" has to be one of my favorite quotes in the entire show.

- We’re here, father! - Feck off. lol gotta love father Jack 🤣

Graham Norton must have had a ball doing Father Ted, he pretty much talks/screams/dances non-stop in every single scene that he's in, and he nails it. Such a great character!

@obZenism

Жыл бұрын

So in other words, he's just being Graham Norton

@philipusher4282

Жыл бұрын

Could be this is where he honed his talkshow persona

@pauljordan4452

Жыл бұрын

​@@philipusher4282He's annoyingly over the top, eh?

"Ya big feckin eejut!" - My favourite line from this episode

The way Graham Norton says *Ten past the eleven* is exactly how I tell the time to this day lol (in my head, at least)

@carolineg1872

4 жыл бұрын

I can't believe anyone else does this.😮😆

"You're alright there Ted, he's a fair bit away yeh" ... "Might be worth speedin up there Ted" 😂

That cocaine joke at 02:56 is so absurd, and the delivery is amazing.

@mhrgall

5 жыл бұрын

I know. She is SUCH a great comedic actor!

@TheMary0831

4 жыл бұрын

Pauline is a treasure.

@emilinebelle7811

4 жыл бұрын

I love her so much. I wish I had a miss Doyle.

@Krystalmyth

4 жыл бұрын

This is my first watching this, and I'm blown away by her timing and delivery. Everybody here is ridiculously talented.

@hayden.A0

4 жыл бұрын

Is there a joke I don't get?

Surely this was the pinnacle of Graham Norton's career!

@SamuelKristopher

5 жыл бұрын

You don't think the Graham Norton show, which has had pretty much every famous person ever on it, extremely popular and well-known, isn't a higher point in his career than appearing in two episodes of father Ted?

@davilathegreat

4 жыл бұрын

@@SamuelKristopher No contest. This is hands-down a much higher point.

@ZeXiOn26

4 жыл бұрын

@@SamuelKristopher THREE episodes, actually

@user-gv5dl6zi8z

4 жыл бұрын

Samuel Kristopher Fool.

@TheKaiTetley

4 жыл бұрын

Ystadcop. This show is the pinnacle of human achievement.

Fr Larry Duff has incredible recuperative powers.

@zizwop

5 жыл бұрын

He was like Kenny on South Park, but Father Ted is older than SP.

@Satellite_Of_Love

4 жыл бұрын

Father Kenny McCormick!

@TheTsar1918

4 жыл бұрын

He is suffering for our sins

....not nearly as mad as that thing you told me about the loaves and the fishes.............Dougal cracks me up

Grahams Irish party from shouting the Waterboys Hit to bringing down the caravan with Riverdance jumps... I loughed like a gobsheit!

@anneschmitt8461

Жыл бұрын

(Or du you spell it "gobshite?"...)

Looks like Noel had one too many pieces of Mrs. Doyle's cocaine cake...

1:28 It's nice that they kept that painting of Father Ted and Father Stone.

@hmm2928

6 жыл бұрын

Haha never noticed , nice catch mate ;)

@indirac.4010

6 жыл бұрын

awww, yes, didnt see it before

@james_dl

5 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't know about that ya big bollocks.

@breebw

5 жыл бұрын

Good job. Thanks.

@Satellite_Of_Love

3 жыл бұрын

See, this is why I rewatch my favorite shows. You never know what you miss.

I love Father Jack, his facial expressions are perfect! I wish his character had more on-screen time!

@PeterOHara100

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah they could have had him play a more central role.. Considering what we know now.. About CC

@Sunshine-zm1fx

2 жыл бұрын

If you've got the notion, watch an interview of the actor who played Father Jack. The actor and the character are as different as night and day. It's hilarious.

@davidw.2791

2 жыл бұрын

@@PeterOHara100 CC? ❓

Ted, haven't seen you in ages, how are you- I SAW THE WHOLE OF THE MOON!!!!!!!

After five minutes... I would strangle Noel and not a jury in the world would convict...

@HorrorLover98

4 жыл бұрын

Not even God would be pissed.

@TheIrkenEmpire420

3 жыл бұрын

@@HorrorLover98 Or Father Ted.

@davidw.2791

2 жыл бұрын

Speaking of which, in a just world (by conservative Catholic standards imo) the guy would have been prosecuted for public nudity and fornication. But nooooo, only the peeping toms are at fault here.

First time as an Australian I was exposed to Graham Norton, who would've known he'd be interviewing major celebrities in another 20 years. Even all these years later I still see him as this nauseating priest lol

@mhrgall

5 жыл бұрын

Ha! Me too! He'll always be 'irritating father' to me! :-)

@BenjaminOommen

4 жыл бұрын

Preach!

"Right, so. Big feckin ejit." Thats th funniest line for me

The cocaine gag gets me every time.

"Is that the day the ice age ended?"

@selig61

4 жыл бұрын

And Marathon bar became Snickers.......

Now Tom, this is first time you've been trusted to such a large consignment of raw sewage............ Funniest show ever made. 🤣🤣🤣

The riverdance bit is one of the best in an episdoe full of great bits 😄

One of my favourite episodes especially when the caravan tips over 😂

Anyone else return to this episode every July 19th? :-)

@Dee010s

3 жыл бұрын

Lets look in the diary..was awesome.

Ok father jack, into your box.

@TheKaiTetley

4 жыл бұрын

Aran 999999999. Jack in the box?

@jonah6404

3 жыл бұрын

Drink! Arse! Girls!

I'm Italian. I was introduced to father Ted by my english boyfriend and I'm so glad! I love it! Ahah 😂❤

@imspartacusnoimspartacus4731

3 жыл бұрын

Ah ha! Is the catchphrase of Alan Partridge. It’s got bugger all to do with Father Ted.

The “Cake” scene is the funniest. I can now clearly picture our Lord pausing for a cup of tea halfway thru the crucifixion.

I stayed in a caravan smaller than that. Got bit by a white tail spider. Good times.

13:41 he got a drink alright the drink of the ocean 🌊 🤣🤣🤣🤣

There are many episodes of father ted that I just love, but this by far is my favorite episode! Thanks for your You Tube station!

@fringelilyfringelily391

5 жыл бұрын

For me, It's "Speed" and "My Lovely Horse".

@nicholasfarrell5981

3 жыл бұрын

fringelily fringelily "Speed" and "Kicking Bishop Brennan Up The Arse" for me.

@sharroon7574

2 жыл бұрын

The dancing scene gets me every time

Arguably the best episode of the series. I LIKE CAKE!

What a role for Graham Norton, amazing!

@LittleMissJmoo

6 жыл бұрын

Yea, hes brilliant in this.

@danielwilliamson6180

6 жыл бұрын

No wonder he got his own chat show.

He has the pic of him and Father Stone up and he also has a calender of The Holy Stone, both episodes of Father Ted

@Selzor

2 жыл бұрын

God this show is so full of small details like that

@davidw.2791

2 жыл бұрын

@1:28

This show is hysterical!😅🤣😂

Thank you for the uploads of Father Ted. :)

i love Mrs Doyle

So happy Father Jack got his dream. Bless his soul and as he would say ""Drink drink, drink drink, DRINK!"

The eyebrows and the eyeroll in the kettle bit! 🤣 'No, I ah, liked it best the first time.."

Graham Norton is but a 33 year old baby here.

The look on Father Jack's face at 23:27 LOL.

@TheTsar1918

4 жыл бұрын

Makes you wonder if he was hallucinating or not, and if he wasn't, why the hell did he bother to return to Craggy Island?

If i could count every time I confused raisins for cocaine, I'd be done with my sentence for that drugs conviction.

watching this on 19 july 2018... kinda spooked me with the start

@NxDoyle

5 жыл бұрын

Were you hauling sewage on that day?

@spencerraney4979

5 жыл бұрын

I actually saw this episode with my mom on that date.

I WANT CAKE!

This is a masterclass from Graham Norton. He couldn't have improved it. Absolutely nailed it!

Father Jack is talking a lot more than usual in this episode

@CasperWidd

4 жыл бұрын

The car trip gave him time to sober up for a bit

@nicholasfarrell5981

3 жыл бұрын

Arch Angel Michael. Fluid from the brakes too.

@maximillianford9301

3 жыл бұрын

He's very articulate, isn't he? 'whats that thing there' always makes me die laughing

Seriously, how many people has Ted killed by just calling them on the phone? O.O

@nhmooytis7058

4 жыл бұрын

GearGades just one, but many times.

@NixiesHaunt

3 жыл бұрын

Lol! And how many times before Larry Duff remembers to turn his phone on silent? XD

@davidw.2791

2 жыл бұрын

@@NixiesHaunt Wait did Larry show up before?

@NixiesHaunt

2 жыл бұрын

@@davidw.2791 ha yeah, it’s a running gag on the show-Ted bought Larry Duff the phone, but every time Ted calls him he’s inevitably in a terrible situation to receive a phone call. XD

The box is feckin brilliant

4:58 Knowing that Jack was legit excited at the idea of going to the beach is surprisingly wholesome.

Are those my feet?

Father Larry Duff strikes out again!

Wonderful episode. Many thanks!

Another hilarious episode of Father Ted.

Where’s Tony Lynch going? Probably to get some heroin! Lol

Love these. Thanks a lot.

showed this to my mom. She lost it at the riverdance same as me :P

Great, I love the instances when the microphone just can't deal with the volume of Father Furlongs enthusiasm.

That's quite a specced up Cortina. Front head restraints didn't happen in 1.6 GL models.

4:19 - 4:24 Ms. Doyle just went Filthy Frank there for a second...

Great sound great def thanks!!

Ahh, Fanore Beach. I can't wait to visit again!

@PreacherAtArrakeen

4 жыл бұрын

@@chapmcchap2919 not just any nun! That's the scarf of Herself! Mother Teresa Gaius Helen Mohiam...

Their day is living hell in this episode

Brilliant.

I don't bathe often but when I do I use soap. Irish Spring soap.

@Dee010s

3 жыл бұрын

When i was first in Ireland i hiked up into the mountains and came upon some ferns and a spring. An Irish Spring. I said..Oh..now i get it!! Lolol.

Best episode.

I have a theory that the kids in Father Noel Furlong's youth group are delinquents forced to be in his youth group for community service. A better way to reform troublesome youths than any "scared straight" program, though one might argue that it's cruel and unusual punishment.

@RedFawcett

2 жыл бұрын

Cruel and unusual's too good fer 'em.

July 19 Month of Thuthi begins. Feast of Thoth, Opet Festival: marriage of Wasir & Aset (Isis & Osiris)

eey! its so funny i happened to watch this on july the 19th!

Love his character, they should have continued with him after Father Ted!

brilliant

Never realized what a great payoff the sewer joke gag was.

Graham Norton is great, I knew I recognized him when he did his "So Graham Norton Show" few year later

Graham is tremendous fun

17:18 The face....

ARE THOSE MY FEET?!?!?!

For whatever reason I burst into fits of laughter when Noel’s talking about father Sweeney’s bladder. Christ it’s hysterical.

I'm sure I'd convert to Catholisism if I could find a father like FATHER JACK!

If I ever meet a girl who watches Father Ted I am asking her to marry me.

@joannabeverly6781

2 жыл бұрын

Hi🇨🇦💗

@martinenyx-filmstuff305

2 жыл бұрын

Hello there lol

Hilarious.

Am I right in thinking that in the most common version of this episode, the man's butt hasn't been pixelated?

@davidbradshaw659

5 жыл бұрын

Nx Doyle Yes you are, Father Ted has been cencorised!

@1riverranch

5 жыл бұрын

KZread. Protecting us all from the Truth.

@thegrimreaper1991

5 жыл бұрын

The original was not censored worse luck 😂 I’ve got the dvd and the geezers Rex Harris is on full display lol

@thegrimreaper1991

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah for all you sensitive types that haven’t seen an arse before 😂

@jimisi7424

4 жыл бұрын

@@thegrimreaper1991 what the hell is a rex harris? its not even ryming slang or descriptive ie rusty bullethole, chocolate starfish. i am aware of arris but still feel a little perplexed??

Why does Noel sound like he stepped out of Allo Allo!? 😂

@philbecker4676

2 жыл бұрын

I don't remember many Irish characters in Allo Allo.

it's hilarious: when you get married and have kids, this is exactly what holidays are like !

@reasonablyserious

3 жыл бұрын

It's not though

@pauljordan4452

Жыл бұрын

Who the hell wants to go alone on holidays?

@richardclarke376

Жыл бұрын

@@pauljordan4452 most married men with kids

Lol graham😂

I wish I found this show earlier.

@chinmayaras5645

5 жыл бұрын

Same.

@Dee010s

3 жыл бұрын

You find it at the right time, i believe. Im American and it took 50 yrs and a Brit boyfriend on the interwebs. Amazing times!

10:51 -who else has wondered what father Bigly really looked like.

This American loves Father Ted!

Snickers is changing it's name back to Marathon for a couple of months . 🤭🤭

I wish Dougal would have searched the caravan and try to cheer up Ted about the small size of it then got back to the front door and opened it and thought the outside was another room and said something like "This room is huge, Ted. You can have this one."

Oh shit its Graham Norton! Damn lol

Sorry never knew about Like on KZread for all the times I missed I liked today...

16:54......the moment that we can’t take Lockdown anymore 🤣🤣🤣🤣

12:13 is one of my favorite bits from the show

Yeah, put the red button so close to the green button.

5:53 XD

Love Doggle! 💖🌹

i would jump off a cliff if it meant ending up on that yacht

Such a large consignment of raw sewage lol

8:58..." into your box "

This program is the Irish version of the Three Stooges.

@cityhawk

3 жыл бұрын

More like Laurel and Hardy.

Is Father Jack really dead this time? Ah, I see not! 👏