Thank you for all the support everyone, channel just hit 1 million subscribers and I am blown away. I wish I could respond to everyone but just know I really appreciate you all :D

@oxalis2763

5 жыл бұрын

Call Me Kevin Congrats! Huge milestone

@brycegidley6336

5 жыл бұрын

Congratulations Kevin, your one of the most funniest KZreadrs I've come across in a long time and I can't wait to see how much your channel grows in the future

@jakecallum3051

5 жыл бұрын

PLEASE DO DESTROY ALL HUMANS THE WAY YOU REACT WILL BE SO FUNNY

@bigguy4672

5 жыл бұрын

Well done you are a huge inspiration and you really deserve this milestone,congratulations

@staindive

5 жыл бұрын

Call Me Kevin You really deserve it! I'm up to see how your future will look like. I hope for the best! :)

6:01 You know Kevin has played the sims too much that he even knows the language lmaooo

@rafaelalodio5116

5 жыл бұрын

I know right, his impression was perfect.

@allanpritchett3578

5 жыл бұрын

I’ve actually heard sims say those before

@hoganbentle3582

5 жыл бұрын

It sounds like he recorded the damn sims voices. Lol

@jonathanjohnson2470

5 жыл бұрын

Snarkelflap

“Now that is a warrior! Nevermind he killed himself” -Japanese proverb, sengoku jidai period

@seanmcdermott7239

4 жыл бұрын

Lol seppuku😆

Kevin speaks fluent Simish

@jackdyson6373

4 жыл бұрын

CoinkyDink do you have nothing better to do than correct a comment made a year ago about a made up language in a video game

@tragic-fuchsia453

4 жыл бұрын

while you guys are arguing about that, i thought it said spanish

@cluckerbite4148

4 жыл бұрын

@@tragic-fuchsia453 you and I both

@alexp.7068

3 жыл бұрын

El howdy

@perilous-panda4993

3 жыл бұрын

@@cluckerbite4148 you and I both

Imagine just casually strolling down the colosseum with your buddy and you just get killed by the weapons and heads flying out of it "Hey Marcus Philipius how's the wife?" "Eh she's doing fi-" OOF

Kevin's therapist probably has a lot to deal with.

@Thiccubus

5 жыл бұрын

He really should book another visit; take over another practice.

@daver9645

5 жыл бұрын

His therapist needs a therapist

@animestein

5 жыл бұрын

On the contrary, me and my patient are doing just fine.

@bungiescams3292

5 жыл бұрын

What Do and that therapist probably needs a therapist

@bigpurpleflower2185

4 жыл бұрын

Kevin's therapist's therapist has a lot to deal with too

"All these people are just watching me, like what the feck is wrong with this guy?" Seems pretty accurate. Congrats on 1 million by the way Kevin!

@Quang1999

5 жыл бұрын

pretty self-aware considering we also say that everyday

@moonrocks

5 жыл бұрын

Mac Foraday read this as he was saying it lol

@dawnglover2916

5 жыл бұрын

Mac Foraday I literally just read this comment at the exact moment it happened in the video XD

@camekevinfan2369

5 жыл бұрын

Mac Foraday s

@devthedumbass4355

5 жыл бұрын

Read that right when he said it 10/10

9:06 Fingerface: meet Achilles the legendary warrior with NO KNOWN WEAKNESSES WHATSOEVER Kevin: *KILLS HIM WITH ONE HIT*

@boomeronet7888

4 жыл бұрын

Weakness: Kevin

@katthedog521

3 жыл бұрын

Did he at least get to avenge his boyfriend?

@Scott...

3 жыл бұрын

I think that’s kinda the joke

@thearcticfox343

3 жыл бұрын

@@katthedog521 at least he gets to meet patroclus in the after life

@ghostderazgriz

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, yes indeed. Jokes are indeed made of jokes.

i was drinking at around 5:30 and when he said stay back and threw a leg i started dying. i love this dude

@saltyinc.2762

4 жыл бұрын

*THERE’S MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM!*

*When Kevin started speaking Simlish I lost it XD*

@eviee11111

5 жыл бұрын

I was just about to comment that :')

@somechubbycunttm2845

5 жыл бұрын

Can you actually learn simlish, like as you can learn Dragon Tongue from Skyrim?

@somechubbycunttm2845

5 жыл бұрын

Either that or it really is just gibberish, but i also imagine that if it is a learnable language you can just cuss at a bully or something in simlish and just leave them confused.

@membersxnlyy

5 жыл бұрын

@@somechubbycunttm2845 I wouldn't do that 💀

@theaces3697

5 жыл бұрын

Simlish is gibberish that's based on Finnish, at least in Sims 1 and 2 I'm guessing it's the same in Sims 3/ 4

well now my stomach hurts by all the laughter :'D another great video, keep it up! :) almost at 1 million!

@Neraam_S

5 жыл бұрын

1 million and the Ragnarok familly is complete

@charliewright6494

5 жыл бұрын

I think I pissed myself

@stevesreplaybuttons5771

5 жыл бұрын

Charlie Wright i think I I pissed myself? More like bore ragnarok!

@charliewright6494

5 жыл бұрын

great great Steve ha

@imgay463

5 жыл бұрын

Charlie Wright nearly 1 mill

9:01 that guy's face in the crowd

@vulpinecatastrophe9377

5 жыл бұрын

He's thinking “Oh shit”

@Justin-qb1yw

4 жыл бұрын

:O

@bigpurpleflower2185

4 жыл бұрын

I spit my drink

@skippydinglechalk1697

4 жыл бұрын

More like look at hia beard

Kevin: * decapitates a guy* Also kevin: is he dead

KEVIN HIT 1M SUBS AT 6:29 PM EST 8/10/2018!!! CONGRATS KEVIN! LET THE PICKENS CULT GROW EVEN LARGER!

@mransdell9420

5 жыл бұрын

Tik-Tok. all hail Pickens!

@itsthecamaroguy

5 жыл бұрын

THAT GUY LOOKS LIKE A THUMB!

@iamboxboynooneelseisboxboy

3 жыл бұрын

ALL HAIL OUR DEAR LEADER JIM PICKENS

2:35 it goes so well with the movement and dancing

@colemashewske3704

5 жыл бұрын

What’s the song

@boywithcamera7

4 жыл бұрын

Baccara - Yes Sir, I Can Boogie

5:42 the power of ultra instinct

@henrywood8694

4 жыл бұрын

[he dies 2 seconds later]

“Wheel as fast as you can wheel!” “What about hitting him with another kid!” “Take him, I don’t want my kid, he’s up for adoption!” -Kevin 2018

Gorn VR but Kevin has finally reached 1 million subscribers! Congratulations Kevin, you deserve it. The best channel I have ever discovered.

Gorn Ragnarok: gladiator

@phillipschofeildthegreatdi2918

5 жыл бұрын

Keep this joke alive

@tsunadetsunami

5 жыл бұрын

Gorn Ragnarok? More like Bore: Ragnarok

@WegnerTheDeftones

5 жыл бұрын

GORMp 2 Electric Boogaloo

Even 3 years later I am still rewatching this and tearing up with laughter, still the funniest video on KZread. Thank you Kevin 😂

When they said "disarm your opponent" you took it too literally.

"Zonto! Alunkuh Zoopadorp!" *crushes a human face with a rock*

6:03 That That right there I had watched like a hundred of your videos and loved every one of them but THAT made me finally realize I should subscribe

@isaac70784

5 жыл бұрын

WC3fanatic997 look at that well tinted skin

@isaac70784

5 жыл бұрын

Look at the killer shape his in

@alfiemccormack7988

5 жыл бұрын

You weren't already subbed😱😱

@TedMerc

4 жыл бұрын

@@isaac70784 look at that well stained stubbly chin.

@borger298

3 жыл бұрын

Teddy Tschin oh please he’s Kevin! Totally Kevin!

Kevin, you can pull their hearts out with a spear

@darealxmaster9700

5 жыл бұрын

It works in real life too

@eagle0114

5 жыл бұрын

Gotta try it out for myself.

@katelivewire

5 жыл бұрын

Thank you for adding to his evil

@trickingzenith

5 жыл бұрын

You can pull hearts out with any thrusting weapon

@dowfreak7

5 жыл бұрын

You can also repeatedly bash single body parts or limbs until they break and explode and they painfully die. I mean, to win the game and such.

4:22 perfectly balanced like all things should be

Lmfao, holy shit. When he smacked a real-life object and it made that "thud" and tubbie's little helmet popped off... I came as close to dying of laughter as physically possible. Now my neck hurts.

1:31 "To show you the power of flex tape, I sawed this man in half!"

This game is an accurate depiction of our childhood imagination games

Bar Fight VR has trained you well.

@baphometazrael1892

5 жыл бұрын

He went from using an Asian dude as a weapon to a gladiator as a weapon

Probably the most well-deserved million subs on youtube. Keep up the excellent work Kevin, we all love it!

6:00 Vee-dandalorb ~Kevin

@Bojacmancork

3 жыл бұрын

That’s one of the laziest comments I’ve seen

@Punttipate62

3 жыл бұрын

@@Bojacmancork agree lmfao

6:03 *HE IS SPEAKING THE LANGUAGE OF THE GODS*

First time I've seen someone play Gorn VR in a wheelchair...also first time I've seen someone actually rip arms off of enemies. Nice.

@Scott.E.H

5 жыл бұрын

If this is the first time you've seen them torn limb from limb you're watching the wrong people

@NubyPlaysGaming

5 жыл бұрын

Corvo Attano lol I looked through an old video I watched and there was a moment that they pulled off the head, but nothing like the pulling them apart like bread that Kevin showed lol

@Scott.E.H

5 жыл бұрын

trust me there are many people who dismember their enemies in Gorn. like I said, you must be watching the wrong people lol

@alcxy8563

5 жыл бұрын

funhaus

I lost it when he started speaking simglish

@niavellir7408

5 жыл бұрын

It was perfect

So...I decided to look up an game I use to love to play call The Urbz sims in the city, and turns out Kevin has done a gameplay on it. Officially in my top 10 Favorite channels.

@wxrlord

5 жыл бұрын

tbh the urbz is literally the best sims game there is

@ernestoyounes2946

5 жыл бұрын

Wow the urbz is one of the best game of all time for me glad Kevin has gameplay of it on his channel

(Obliviously murders a slew of gladiators with an axe) "Oh, you didn't AXE me something, Jim? Whoops!" "It was an AXE-ident!"

1,000,000 subscribers Congratulations Kevin!!

gorn vr but the physics make no sense

@toddhoward1498

5 жыл бұрын

Hmm where have I seen you before

@Melideer

5 жыл бұрын

Drater Ami idk im in quite a few comment sections

@toddknorowski8897

5 жыл бұрын

That's what I was thinking too XD

@toddhoward1498

5 жыл бұрын

That Dead Meme yeah but I was thinking that without referencing a shitty meme

@toddknorowski8897

5 жыл бұрын

Drater Ami I know but I was replying to fangirl's comment.

YOU MADE ME BREAK SOMETHING IN REAL LIFE

@iskandermartens8744

5 жыл бұрын

Break

@harishyqchy

5 жыл бұрын

Break

@tornadorundo

5 жыл бұрын

Break

when you've played the sims for so long you start speaking the language 6:03

What do you mean you're horrible, you're best at what being a gladiator is all about, entertaining crowds.

The movement system works one arm at a time, like walking. xD Took me a little while to get used to for my own videos/streams. Great video, Kevin!

@kilderok

5 жыл бұрын

The Originators I like it better the way he does it lmao

@awesome9174

5 жыл бұрын

The Originators You can change it to normal walking using the trackpad/thunbstick in the options menu.

@TheOriginators

5 жыл бұрын

Awesome! Really? They didn't have direct movement in there the last I checked. Ballin'!!!

PLEASE DO ANOTHER VIDEO OF GORN HOLY SHIT THAT WAS SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3:51 me every time I try to take a selfie

i’m so sorry kevin, but i read the title (again lol) ”Porn vr but I’m a horrible gladiator”

@MoonSt0n3

5 жыл бұрын

Armored Pigman Jesus Christ

Ayy congrats on the 1M subscribers

4:34 when the drugs kick in

Did you know you can one hit anything by pausing and moving your controller through their head? It confuses the game and forces the enemy to explode and fly away.

that part when he was speaking simlish had me deeeeaaad

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!!!!

So many pun-possibilities... (rips of head, throws it..) "Go a-head!" (Rips of arm) "I dis-arm-ed you!" Etc..

AHHH, I just saw that Kevin hit one million people watching him inslave Sims, kill Sims, murder people, be a Irish farmer, and over all an amazing person! Love you even though I don't know you at all other than these videos!

Do more of this. This conversation is over. What more do you want?

Gorn but our lovely lad Kevin has 1 mill subs! ❤️🙌🙌The Pickens Pack is proud of you (yes, I just made that one up)

2:40 nightcore Rockefeller Street

@ieatbugs8948

5 жыл бұрын

That isn't Nightcore.

I started watching a few weeks ago and i just finished binge watching your videos... I NEED MORE FECKING VIDEOS! Keep up the good stuff Kevin and congrats on hitting the 1 Million Milestone!

1,000,000 subs boys. We’re in the big leagues now.

Omg he hit a million I remember subscribing to him at 90k and his content just keeps getting better! He's brought me so many laughs and to celebrate I'm watching his Johnny cash video

tip for playing gorn without destroying your house: place a mat under your feet and get in the habit of staying on it while playing also place a fluffy folded blanket over your computer and keyboard before you start playing to soften any accidental blows to the equipment.

kevin screaming in simlish while destroying the big ripped dudes was something i needed today tbh. i had waaaay too much of intelectual stuff, i need this now.

"My hands aren't on"

Gorn but I'm a horrible Gladiator? More like Bore: Ragnarok!

I haven't laughed this hard EVER. I LITERALLY injured my feckin jaw from laughing so hard and trying to conceal it. Omfg this was so FUNNY. Yea yeah, I know, I need a therapist. It's just his commentary along with the hilarious eyes perfectly balanced in mid air was the funniest thing I've ever seen and heard. Ughhh my jaw! So feckin funny though hahaha

It's so nice to know that there are other people in the world fluent in Simlish. Makes me feel like I haven't actually waisted days worth of my life learning a pointless language

HAPPY ONE MILLION KEVIN !!! I sat there on social blade and watched the numbers keep rolling until they hit 7 figures. Holy feck,

1 mil subscribers! Im proud of you my boy. Seriously congrats. Im really happy for you

hey kevin were all so fecking proud of u for reaching one mil!!! You deserve it dude!! however please dont let it change you, dont feel pressured in any way to make content that you feel other people would like. Play games that YOU like and how you like them :)))

CONGRATS ON 1MIL!!! I don't know anyone who deserves this more than you :))

HAPPY 1 MILLION KEVIN!!🎊I’m so excited and happy for you as I believe that you deserve this success more than many other creators on this platform. I have seen how much much work and dedication you have put into your channel and I am so happy that you've achieved this! I've been with you since you had 100,000 or so subscribers and I couldn't be happier for you. CONGRATULATIONS KEVIN!💕🎉

Gorn VR? More like Bore Ragnarok!

@goncaloalmeida5301

5 жыл бұрын

El Gato Ha! Classic! Just like the other million fucking times it was said

@Raizoken0

5 жыл бұрын

Chill

@yayopinkman482

5 жыл бұрын

The other fucking million times it was said? More like, Bore Ragnarok!

@Raizoken0

5 жыл бұрын

The other fucking million times it was said? More like, Bore Ragnarok! But It's more like..... BORE RAGNAROK!

@yayopinkman482

5 жыл бұрын

Good one man

Just watching Kevin move around in quite possibly the most inefficient way possible is hilarious.

0:23 should have been the thumbnail, lol

Kevin, you make my day. I have never watched a video of yours that doesn't make me laugh, and that's saying something.

Not gonna lie Kevin.. while I’m happy for you for reaching a million subs.. I’m a little sad as I miss the small community we had at the old channel and when you were only at 10k or so subs on this one. Through the times where you talked about wanting a motorbike every SINGLE video.. playing Saints Row with Andrew.. only uploading every 3 months because of your store. Always interacted and chatted with you on a small and personal level. Anyways, congrats Kevin, we’ve come a long way!

@MarilynMonroe4eva

5 жыл бұрын

shut up

@issober0110

5 жыл бұрын

why be so negative? You are a great example on why he misses the small community

@user-wd3fd5wl1t

5 жыл бұрын

That's some genuine love for the channel right here. Yeah, Kevin boy is now so grown-up wah wah wah

@jayden-ut5bk

5 жыл бұрын

i hated him uploading once every 3 months, it would just be a video on tf2 about him not making videos for a while

@theradicalraspberry6460

5 жыл бұрын

My thoughts exactly.

CONGRATS DUDE, you make my life a little bit better everytime I watch your vids! Continue with what you're doing

I was going to quote a good part of this video in a comment here, but every other sentence, if not literally *every* sentence, Kev quips another epic line, so it's redundant to even bother haha. Usually in videos it's helpful to quote a funny or interesting part of it and maybe time-stamp it so people can check it out quickly and easily and maybe skip it altogether, just reading a highlight or two, but because- well, so far it stands for every one I've watched- every one of Kevin's videos is so laugh-out-loud non-stop hilarity, there's no need to even quote him in the comments, because it's impossible to even decide on just one to type out at all since they're one after the other in a constant barrage of mirth and merriment lol. Love his videos, definitely my new favourite person and thing to watch. Thanks Kevin!

Congratulations on 1 million subscribers, Kevin! You deserve it! Thank you for making my days brighter :)

Grats on 1 mil

Great Video! *this is absolutely hilarious and also chaotic*

Jesus when did u hit 1 mln, so proud! Been here for some time, watchin your vids for like 6 months + I knew you were gonna pop out one day! Good job Kevin!

Kevin could you please do a play though of the game Vampyr which is a game about a blood Doctor who becomes a Vampire also you get to be Evil and kill everyone and its fairly buggy too. Plus there is an Iris Priest in the game.

Congrats on the 1mil man!!🎉🎉 Your the most underrated gaming ytber alive. You deserve so much more. So much love❤❤ and up to the 2 million!!

Well done on 1mil subs Kev! You're my favourite KZreadr (and you're a fellow Irish so it's ten times better)

Just a few weeks ago I found this channel and subbed. At the same time Kevin had around 730,000 subs. Now it's at 1,000,000 and it's pretty cool to see it keep growing.

Last time i came this early my girlfriend broke up with me

@Beach-bn2nj

5 жыл бұрын

Hey, wanna hear a funny story? My girlfriend comes home one night, says, "Hey, can you eat me out?" So I did it, then after she has an orgasm she says "By the way, I just got back from cheating on you, and the guy came inside me. So, yeah, we're breaking up." Then she fucks off... Mhm...

@Kwjehehebebb

5 жыл бұрын

Mr. Mystery wow. I bet you came up with that all on your own. You're so original!

@ob_gynkenobi4014

5 жыл бұрын

ImpossiblyOblivious wow bro. Your ex is straight Savage!!!!! Thanks for the story

Congrats on 1 million keep on going your bound to hit 10 million Much love from New York

3:17 we got small arms large arms Well i got your arm

This is probably the funniest video I have seen i months. Cheers, Kevin.

Well bloody done on 1 mil kevin been here since gta 4 mods on old channel you deserve it and this vid was amazing if you played more that would be awesome!

Happy 1 million subscribers!!!

I love how the music you picked for the berserker is the song on every Irish ad 👏👏

Congrats on 1million!Discovered you two days ago,and I can't stop watching your videos.You are great!New Favourite KZreadr for sure!

1,000,000 SUBS CONGRATS KEVIN

1 mil subs! congrats Kevin!

Congrats for 1M! I love your chanel and I laugh so much! ❤️

Happy one mil Kevin! Great videos!😄

Congrats to a million!

TAKE MY KID I DON'T WANT HIM! HE'S UP FOR ADOPTION!

Gratz on 1M!!! Great to see this channel growing :D

Happy 1 million subscribers Kevin. Gosh your channel grew so fast!!