The kid was never read his Miranda rights, case has to be dismissed

@PremiumCheeses

4 жыл бұрын

Now that you mention it, I do find it weird that Matty was never told that he had the right to remain silent.

@blara2401

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, a Reality Police that declares a prepubescent kid guilty for immature rebellion in a semi-dysfunctional family isn't exactly gonna bother with fairness.

@ashleyl7608

3 жыл бұрын

Interesting fact, not having your rights read to you does not require your case to be dismissed. All that happens is the cop might get in a little trouble, then continue about his business relatively unaffected.

@bophadesknutz7798

3 жыл бұрын

Hes Canadian

@cameronmeeker5016

3 жыл бұрын

@@bophadesknutz7798 that's why he wasnt read his rights cuz he doesn't have any

Fun Fact: The kid who played Matt went off to voice large roles such as Iron Man's Repuslor blast

@samdherring

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine the Iron Man blaster was inspired by him falling on the ice lol Edit- 6:38

@CybernerdShua

3 жыл бұрын

Didn't think it was possible, but you made a funnier joke about Matt's "Aaaaaaaaauugh" than the 1992 IBM computer.

@agustindardick6726

3 жыл бұрын

You had me in the first part, not gonna lie

@Gimwald1802

3 жыл бұрын

Or Tie Fighters

@clownduckkky9508

3 жыл бұрын

That’s actually a stock sound effect

Fun fact: R.L. Stine never included things like divorce, drugs/alcohol, or abusive home lives in his books because he wanted kids to be afraid of things that weren't real.

@fraziercrawford

Жыл бұрын

Solid sociological tact honestly, give the kids panic attacks over fiction, kids master the panic, domestic disturbances cease to paralyze them. I'm with it

@ColtComanche

Жыл бұрын

Saved that for Fear Street

@I-DEPRESSIONIST

Жыл бұрын

​@@fraziercrawfordguess it worked for me

@7WomaNation

Жыл бұрын

wow bro really said Nha jus wonna fuck wid'em

@benamisai-kham5892

6 ай бұрын

​@@fraziercrawfordI used to be a big crybaby as a young kid and was scared by everything, but then my dad just told me a story one night that when he was 4 years old he watched a lot of Looney toons and other cartoons that had zeppelins in them. He said one morning his sister (only 2 years older) saw a blimp and cried to their parents about them about to get bombed, so my grandparents took them to the nearby airport to show them the blimps and explain the importance of not taking stories too seriously (and then banned me from watching spooky content until I could confidently handle it) Unfortunately he only taught me that the true horrors are within the world around me, not in stories.

6:58 No matter how many years pass, this skit with Don Cherry LITERALLY makes me cry with laughter. "Fucks like a little kid out there." 🤣🤣🤣💀

Watching Jon tron is like sitting next to ur friend in class that makes a joke out of everything the teacher says

@vocalvortexstudios2058

4 жыл бұрын

The most entertaining friends

@glowcube7026

4 жыл бұрын

Well said

@snivylink2119

4 жыл бұрын

I'm also that friend

@PumpkinFox

4 жыл бұрын

Well, less annoying.

@chuckmanson6092

4 жыл бұрын

You're like sitting to a friend who's an idiot.

"You can count me in!" "Okay, one." "What even?" "I counted you i-" "Go to fucking hell."

@rykervschase3096

8 жыл бұрын

And you felt the need to make a comment about it why?

@rykervschase3096

8 жыл бұрын

+Coolartist1110 that is probably 100% true

@rykervschase3096

8 жыл бұрын

+Coolartist1110 just add time stamps

@ThatGuy-wc9ek

8 жыл бұрын

+Coolartist1110 ur not wrong

@StriderOwO

8 жыл бұрын

+MessengerOfDreams Well, that escalated quickly.

I can't believe this is almost a decade old.

@kennynelson3189

8 ай бұрын

Well now it is!

@goobermcboogerballs1420

8 ай бұрын

Getting old is fun right?!? RIGHT?!?!?!

@chetarisin3035

7 ай бұрын

​@@goobermcboogerballs1420**cries in adult life**

@nathanjimenez5405

2 ай бұрын

But it still holds up til this day

7:58 You can actually hear Jon's cry in the background of that scene.

@EEBE64

2 жыл бұрын

It sounds more like a sinister laugh in the background that just so happens to sound somewhat similar to Jon's cry.

"hockey coach man" is Don Cherry. The man is a legend in Canada. Hosted Coaches Corner in Hockey Night in Canada for like a million years and used to coach in the NHL.

@wyattkasey4629

4 жыл бұрын

“FUCKS like a little kid”

@kipras1412

4 жыл бұрын

Hot damn jons content is timeless

@HoserV9

4 жыл бұрын

And isn't acting. That's just how Don Cherry is ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@MinscFromBaldursGate92

4 жыл бұрын

''unspecified orgasm''.

@aaronmcmullen5445

4 жыл бұрын

He's also a moron lol

I think most of their budget went into hiring Vanilla Ice to rap for a a few minutes in this episode.

@AlexBabbage

7 жыл бұрын

A fair bit probably went to hiring Don Cherry as well.

@punkst3r

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah, he really let himself go huh?

@ChadtheDJguy

7 жыл бұрын

Cheese Crumbs It's Vanilla Ice?

@punkst3r

7 жыл бұрын

ChadtheDJguy Of course it is, who else would it be? Chocolate Ice? ...heh..

@ChadtheDJguy

7 жыл бұрын

Cheese Crumbs But I've looked all over for the song and I can't find it anywhere :(

"I thought sports were played outdorse" never fails to catch me off guard, super underrated gem from this video

dude the reality police guys are having so much fun with their roles! literally the way that ref spins around and just takes off his glasses is so goddamn fresh i cant help but enjoy it

@dcb99filmz

2 жыл бұрын

Believe it or not, the dude disguised as the ref is also a damn good voice actor. He's played Master Yo (Yin Yang Yo), Jake Justice (Rescue Heroes), Agram (Magi Nation), Pastor Jerome (Far Cry 5) and even Takenori Akagi in a dub of Slam Dunk that only ran 20 episodes.

@newguy371

4 ай бұрын

​@@dcb99filmzMartin Roach is the actor, just for future readers.

@dcb99filmz

4 ай бұрын

@@newguy371 that's right

"Doctor, you're gonna have to take off your hockey skates." If I had a dollar for every time I've heard that...

@gagefrederickson3505

8 жыл бұрын

You'd be able to bet 10 million dollars on kids!

@5carecrow94

8 жыл бұрын

Gage Frederickson Not like that guy, though. Fucks like a little kid out there.

@Sqwivig

8 жыл бұрын

Just like all my first dates? X'D

@5carecrow94

8 жыл бұрын

***** HEADS UP HOCKEY

@diethumperdie

8 жыл бұрын

+5carecrow94 You'd have a whole dollar

I like how Don Cherry is basically just being himself as the hockey coach and actually fits in with with the god awful writing of the show.

@dragonfox4553

3 жыл бұрын

Some of the episodes were ok

@jimmytori6765

3 жыл бұрын

As someone who watched HNIC every weekend it was awesome seeing him in this episode of Goosebumps.

@ndrocca

3 жыл бұрын

I was looking for this comment and I could not agree more.

@theshinydisciple3228

3 жыл бұрын

I miss don cherry on hnic

@karrtar-kraft

3 жыл бұрын

@@theshinydisciple3228 we all do

Every goosebumps protagonist: "No amount of therapy will ever make this situation ok."

It’s a tradition that I watch the goosebumps and are you afraid of the dark Jontron episodes on Halloween every time I watch the videos I’m always in tears of laughter

Gotta love that they butchered that episode so badly that the title doesn't even make sense anymore. For those that don't know, the plot of "Don't Go To Sleep" in the book was that the kid merged with a reality tear by sleeping in that old bed and every time he falls asleep reality itself gets twisted more and more. The reality police wanted to kill him before reality becomes completely unraveled and he decides that the only way to end it is to sleep in the old bed again to hopefully reverse the process. The episode was just like "whatever, he's reality hopping right? We'll just do a twist at the end where it looks like it was all a dream and then he gets attacked for no reason!"

@ethanieldude1

5 жыл бұрын

Jamie Feddema The book was actually one of my favorites. It’s a cool idea.

@tsukitsukitoons3368

5 жыл бұрын

It was my first goosebumps book. I was ten, and I got hella nightmares from it.

@imdone439

5 жыл бұрын

reality police.....how frightening

@SweenusSwinginHisDingus

5 жыл бұрын

Jamie Feddema that is an infinitely better version than the show

@MonoCrowbo

5 жыл бұрын

*The Directors Thoughts* Director: "Hmm let's see lets grab a book fuck it all up add a twist at the end where he beats the bad guys but for some random reason the bad guys are back and attack him for no reason despite him fixing reality" Actors: Ya got it boss man

How he says “The cuckoo clock of doom” gets me every time 😂

@The1stvessel

4 жыл бұрын

The chuuchuu clochadoo

@vocalvortexstudios2058

4 жыл бұрын

CKGHUUCLGHUU KGHLOKADUUM

@vision4860

4 жыл бұрын

The *khoo-khoo khlahk-a-düm!*

@53subscribersnovideos35

3 жыл бұрын

[Danny Devito noises]

@hinozalproductions2735

3 жыл бұрын

Eh, I think I prefer PIANOH LESSONS CANN BE MOIDER

4:11 “It seems like nothing can go right for our hero Matt, if you even want to call him that,” why wouldn’t I want to call him by his name

@grumpyjack9085

3 жыл бұрын

He meant if you want to call him the "hero"

@zipdakill

3 жыл бұрын

R/woooosh

@grumpyjack9085

3 жыл бұрын

@@zipdakill Oh.

@AlmightyPolarBear

3 жыл бұрын

@@grumpyjack9085 It wasn't at you.

The “Reality Police” sure sounds a lot like a certain extradimensional authority that was in another show recently…

@quantumblur_3145

2 жыл бұрын

You could be talking about any number of things, it's a common trope

@thickpika2467

2 жыл бұрын

“What was your nexus event”

@user-vw9qx2fy3h

Жыл бұрын

TVA of course

@kelleycrawford7615

Жыл бұрын

The one with the dinosaurs. If you get to the dolphin people you've gone too far.

@gabriellittle2827

Жыл бұрын

I don’t know if to consider the mice(actually a group of hyper-intelligent pandimensional beings)in this or not.

"One" "What u doin" "Im counting you in" _humor, folks_

@joelcastro-reyes1667

4 жыл бұрын

Go to fucking hell

@thecatrooms

4 жыл бұрын

That was the joke..

@therealskyiplier69420

4 жыл бұрын

GOOSEBUMPS!!!!!

@nabeelnitro6447

2 жыл бұрын

i don't get it

@etaquince5220

2 жыл бұрын

@@nabeelnitro6447 Its a pmay on word... I dont even know how I can explain it to you honestly

"The Lady on the billboard becomes a slight meth addict / Michael Jackson." I fucking lost it. X'D

@andrewchurch452

6 жыл бұрын

Herbie Hopps **cough** I love **cough** your **cough** profile pic. **cough** Huh? Uh I didn't say anything...

@slickserpent9484

6 жыл бұрын

Andrew Church ey brohoof m8

@rainyday7618

6 жыл бұрын

Herbie Hopps the thing is its true thats why its so funny

@RoboOrange

6 жыл бұрын

Herbie Hopps lol

@RoboOrange

6 жыл бұрын

Herbie Hopps XD

"The moral of this story is: never think" Kars: I learnt that moral a long time ago

@Carpatouille

Жыл бұрын

This moral is what corrupted people in power wants for everyone today

I discovered this guy during quarantine a few days ago and I have YEARS of content to watch. I am so ducking grateful for this guy and my timing in finding him.

@newguy371

4 ай бұрын

How long did it take you to catch up on those "years of content?"

@conservat1vepatr1ot

4 ай бұрын

@@newguy371 Yeah, fair ‘nuf lol. That was fast.

the Halloween episodes are always my favorite

@NumdegasedUHC

8 жыл бұрын

Not that weird considering they're half of what's produced by this channel now

@xavachu

8 жыл бұрын

+Destry Soule I know what you mean

@LivingLaughingLoving897

8 жыл бұрын

+Destry Soule They're definitely the best

@yourmother7052

8 жыл бұрын

+zachcreed Your profile pic looks like it's trying to seduce me.

@orbuth2212

8 жыл бұрын

+Your Mother (Your Mom) How dare you talk about Reggie-senpai like that you monster?

"ugly people never win"- JonTron 2014

@TwoGamingDudes1

8 жыл бұрын

2013

@riripanini

8 жыл бұрын

1999

@TwoGamingDudes1

8 жыл бұрын

1949

@riripanini

8 жыл бұрын

1897

@TwoGamingDudes1

8 жыл бұрын

Pastel Amethyst 1423

F in the chat for Matt, homebody did nothing wrong and still got a bad ending. (Also, attic rooms are actually usually nice, and I can say that from personal experience.)

a delicate area of the brain????? What the fuck? isn't the whole brain delicate as fuck?????

@mintjuliper9689

7 жыл бұрын

Joyadominique yes the guy above doesn't know wtf they're talking about

@hoaxslayer4244

7 жыл бұрын

Joyadominique You'd be surprised how much damage certain areas of the brain can take.

@shoozymusic

7 жыл бұрын

Joyadominique perhaps but some are more important to have damage. You know like the ones that form your memories.

@munchjrgames942

7 жыл бұрын

"All areas of the brain are delicate, but some are more delicate than others"

@niydfass1060

7 жыл бұрын

Yes, we all need brain damage for our memories to exist.

To do list: Laugh at the DISABLED

@rn4796

4 жыл бұрын

First thing of the day everyday

@mysticxl3gend999

4 жыл бұрын

Did that make you laugh and spit every where too??

@plutossky7534

4 жыл бұрын

I am your 666th like YOU'RE WELCOME

@-geeko123

4 жыл бұрын

@@plutossky7534 im gonna do it

@ALexAndanoTHer6

4 жыл бұрын

With the goop episodes he can basically scrap that one aswell

I'd love to see him do this with 'The Haunting Hour'

@jtsimmons7757

Жыл бұрын

😮

@MegaSpideyman

Жыл бұрын

​@psychoticpebbles Why do you think he wouldn't?

@NikoKuehne

4 ай бұрын

nightmare room

10:54 yeah that sounds about right

That dog in the goosebumps opening scene scared the shit out of me when I was little

@lumpypotato8168

6 жыл бұрын

ninja mushroom me too

@thegamer9302

6 жыл бұрын

Me too but that's because my dad always made me jump.

@inkblade5993

6 жыл бұрын

My mom bought me a bunch of m rated horror games when I was like 8 and would yell to spook me while I was playing SILENT FUCKING HILL

@burningelmo5051

6 жыл бұрын

Ink Blade Man that's already survival Horror no need to make it more Horror-y

@inkblade5993

6 жыл бұрын

Omid still miffed to this day

Who else has a JonTron Halloween marathon every year?

@dylanbrewer4845

4 жыл бұрын

Yuh

@dylanbrewer4845

4 жыл бұрын

It's spooky szn

@Moridin69

4 жыл бұрын

more like every couple of months!

@emilylarsen2370

3 жыл бұрын

Yep! Here in 2020!!

@Rillion02

3 жыл бұрын

Me!!!

11:28 George Orwell in a nutshell

11:10 Man... live action evangelion´s looking good

I'm sorry, but Courage the Cowardly Dog was definitely scarier than Goosebumps and Are You Afraid of the Dark? combined.

@mr.memesanddreams5870

8 жыл бұрын

No take Gososebumps+are you afraid of the dark×Stereroids=Courage the cowardly dog

@snailormoon2610

7 жыл бұрын

I think pingu or however you spell it is scarier (that noot noot guy)

@tahunuva4254

7 жыл бұрын

XD that's a fantastic imitation of pingu. [:P]

@konstance13

7 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure that premiered in 1999 though, so not really for kids growing up in the 90s.

@ankkatuubi1238

7 жыл бұрын

shaun the sheep is tje most scariest

That coach guy happens to be Don Cherry. Hockey legend.

@EvidenceLawl

9 жыл бұрын

Well no wonder he couldn't act.

@bran_van1187

9 жыл бұрын

I find it so much funnier that jon doesnt know who don cherry is...but he basically just describes his real personality lmao

@albodoin

9 жыл бұрын

I was about to comment the same thing haha.

@Glassvein

9 жыл бұрын

I'd recognize that 6 inch shirt collar any day

@keeponrockin999

9 жыл бұрын

With that being said... Jon was pretty spot on with his description. He probably did say "Fuck it" to the script or they just never gave him one because they knew he'd never follow it.

“She’s the girl of my dreams” “Hello I’m R.L. Stine”

Haven't gotten a new JonTron in 8 months so i decided to watch this for the fifteenth time.

@MawileLover

8 жыл бұрын

+Christopher Cinema what about starcade? there just as funny as normal jontron.

@U2andColdplayFan

8 жыл бұрын

+Christopher Cinema watch starcade u grommet pleb

@BaiZoo

8 жыл бұрын

+Christopher Cinema It's tru though

@TheGocakes

8 жыл бұрын

It's not even Halloween and I'm still thrilled to be watching this for the millionth time XD

@samsed6855

8 жыл бұрын

+Christopher Cinema this comment will forever be relevant

Am I the only person that remembers the goosebumps choose your own adventure books? Those things were fucking sweet.

@ChaoFunable

10 жыл бұрын

Omg I remember those ah memories cx

@Liam44471

10 жыл бұрын

Those were definitely my favorite.

@Enedee_

10 жыл бұрын

I loved them so much.

@Parralyzed

10 жыл бұрын

Yeah, you're the only one in the whole world, dumbass

@ackbarfan5556

10 жыл бұрын

I remember the Star Wars ones.

I always found goosebumps always using different actors in each episode made sense as the books star different characters in each one

God i was 15 when this came out and this still good

It is my yearly Halloween tradition to watch all of Jontrons Halloween episodes.

@darthsidious6380

5 жыл бұрын

Left Shark 😃

@jobascantu3510

5 жыл бұрын

Touch of Chaos it is my weekly tradition to watch all the jontron halloween episodes

@panda-vy9ii

5 жыл бұрын

Chic 'N' Stu it's my hourly tradition to watch all of jontron's videos

@zootnoison5967

5 жыл бұрын

@@panda-vy9ii Secondly Tradition?

@joppysoppy7481

5 жыл бұрын

I just watch these whenever I have the time

I fucking LOVE THAT BIRD WHAT THE FUCK

@Fade2BlackMCfade

8 жыл бұрын

I know gool ol jaque? jaqe? idk how to spell it but good bird

@iinter_stellar

8 жыл бұрын

Jacques. It's a French name so you don't pronounce the s at the end

@Fade2BlackMCfade

8 жыл бұрын

+Cosmic thanks

@MichaelTorbitt

8 жыл бұрын

+Cosmic we get it you fucking exotic.

@iinter_stellar

8 жыл бұрын

Cancerous Mocking well holy mother teresa on the hood of a mercedes benz i was just stating facts there was no point of you being so rude i was just saying the bird's name as well as why you dont pronounce the s at the end in case someone got confused alright?

I love coming back to the Goosebumps ones. I honestly hope Jon decides to come back and do some more Goosebumps episodes in the future, maybe with other themes, like "funniest episodes" or "worst acted" or "genuinely creepiest" etc etc.

This was probably my first Jontron video where I constantly watched him.

6:57 ''We got hockey coachman over here just making- **gnome noise** just making a scene for everyone to enjoy.''

@patrussell7182

4 жыл бұрын

Don cherry one of the best Canadians

@spirit138

4 жыл бұрын

IMA GNOME AND YOUVE BEEN GNOMED

@whaccoon

4 жыл бұрын

@@spirit138 I'M GUH-NOT A GUH-NOBLIN, I'M GUH-NOT A GUH-NELF...

@squishysealio

4 жыл бұрын

I’m a G-nome! And you’ve been gnomed!

@alvintsui5697

3 жыл бұрын

*Come on! What's goin' on! Let's get some heads up HOCKEY!*

“I don’t even care if i have to take meds, I’M NOT TAKIN EM” I’m dying 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

@sazechs_451

3 жыл бұрын

Him too

@randomcommenter7900

3 жыл бұрын

@@sazechs_451 no, he'll just get hallucinations of dying that turn out to be real

@thatonenotmentallyillmf3199

2 жыл бұрын

@Myrmadon the ADHD awful hours

man, i wish he'd go back to these cool pixel art title cards.

@jollygrapefruit786

2 жыл бұрын

I wish you would shut up

its that time of year again!🎃🎃🎃

4 years later and this is still fire.

@somethingelse4898

5 жыл бұрын

@@marcussmithwick6326 He means its still good.....😐that wasn't hard to understand

@marcussmithwick6326

5 жыл бұрын

Something Else r/wooosh

@officialgoogleyoutube

5 жыл бұрын

See, I think that's a fallacy. Da kids only started using "fire" in the context in the last year or two, right? So, if that's true, how could it have been "fire" then if nothing was "fire" then, aside from fire?

@androidboy9214

5 жыл бұрын

Make that 5 coming ip

I rewatch all of Jon's vids because they're the greatest thing to happen to KZread.

@mcsqueezy202

7 жыл бұрын

Yukuho you didn't watch them all, go home

@TrueUnknownNPC

7 жыл бұрын

I rewatch them because they always make me lmao

Damn bruh I was 13 when this video dropped

@Kolby6231

9 ай бұрын

i was 16, time truly does come for us all

@KennyCarson123

9 ай бұрын

@@Kolby6231 so you were born in ‘97?

I rewatch this every October, it's a tradition

Im back for the yearly Halloween visit...

@Alexx1083

Жыл бұрын

Same here!

@kookycoconut

Жыл бұрын

It's a tradition :)

I don't know why The "Indorse? I thought sports were played outdoorse" line makes laugh every time

@vocalvortexstudios2058

4 жыл бұрын

Its the accent

@FangyDoesArt

Жыл бұрын

Not super important, but *endorse. Been bugging me for 3 years lol

@kellysmith7357

Жыл бұрын

@@FangyDoesArt hey fangy i think ur confused

@aplelli

9 ай бұрын

Holy shit I thought he was actually sating "indoors" for all these years.

2015 (possibly 2016) Goosebumps the Movie with Jack Black as R.L Stein. I'm not kidding...

@OdaSwifteye

10 жыл бұрын

YOU BETTER BE. That's the most improbable thing I've heard all week!

@bloodrunsclear

10 жыл бұрын

Oda Swifteye Tada! www.accessatlanta.com/weblogs/buzz/2014/apr/28/jack-black-movie-goosebumps-needs-lots-extras/

@OdaSwifteye

10 жыл бұрын

bloodrunsclear NOOOOO

@bloodrunsclear

10 жыл бұрын

Oda Swifteye Search your feelings! You know it to be true!

@97Demonoid

10 жыл бұрын

bloodrunsclear Spooky scary skeletons♪

Time for my yearly jontron Halloween binge

Only goosebumps story I remember is a werewolf one where a werewolf sheds their wolf skin when they turn back Into a human. The two main characters use these as suits to distract the actual werewolves only for the main character to find an unused skin and reveals that their friend was actually a werewolf.

@DirectorOfChaos9292

Жыл бұрын

Would that be "The Werewolf of Fever Swamp"

@mickeymilkbar

Ай бұрын

It might be werewolf skin

The chick on the billboard actually looked like Trent Reznor from Nine inch nails lol Also the books and the show were definitely awesome as shit, though I did watch Tales from the Crypt and Tales from the darkside a whole lot more lol

@explosivocast1845

10 жыл бұрын

Love your stuff alpha, Keep it up!!

@MRun1997

10 жыл бұрын

You and JonTron should hook up for a video

@aquatickappa6817

6 жыл бұрын

AlphaOmegaSin Tales from the dark side was my shit.

@TheyLive7

6 жыл бұрын

AlphaOmegaSin k

@TrollBenable

6 жыл бұрын

das bosheet

Don’t remember the episode, but the one where the two kids are staying with their grandparents and they leave suddenly on a bike, and then the kids have to defend themselves from a sea monster. Scared the shit out of me

@thomasmedway7261

4 жыл бұрын

Exocito _ The episode was called How to Kill a Monster

@echomikoart

3 жыл бұрын

Wait I think I read a similar one! Kids were by their gramps in the woods! Gramps always cook food that theu don't eat, only to discover they were feeding a monster hidden somewhere in the house. The gramps were away when the kids discovered it (obviously.) So they have to fight that thing. I remember they defeat him only because he was allergic to humans and died when he tried to bite the girl. The kids get oit of the house, but there is a lovely twist at the end: The whole woods were full of monsters!

@wiictvchannel1112

2 жыл бұрын

@@echomikoart That's one of my favorites!

@echomikoart

2 жыл бұрын

@@wiictvchannel1112 nice!! Do you happen to remember what it was callled? I would really like to read it again!

@wiictvchannel1112

2 жыл бұрын

@@echomikoart It's called How to Kill a Monster!

10 years ago this masterpiece was made

THE TIME HAS COME, GOOSE MY BUMPS AGAIN JON

Of course, Majora's Mask music is still the scariest for me.

@quas7819

3 жыл бұрын

Minecraft cave music is the worst don't @ me

@firerunner5482

3 жыл бұрын

@@quas7819 I am a rebel so i say Pokémon graveyard music is scariest

@josephikrakowskiwithflextape

3 жыл бұрын

Majoras Mask music? Scariest? Three words: River Twygz Bed. If you know, you know.

@cass9170

3 жыл бұрын

@@josephikrakowskiwithflextape how or you stI l L tHe noc K on ma no cud N ere n O JonTron E t the girl becau S e s H e was E vil we will get you. AT IS TI not too late

@germonicx1147

3 жыл бұрын

BENDROWNED

Calls Don Cherry "Hockey Guy" It's accurate.

Can we just say how awesome these pixel animators are

Can't believe this video was from 10 years ago I feel like it came out yesterday

@JustDatBoi

8 ай бұрын

TWU

I got an ad for the new Goosebumps movie, ironically.

@benwhetten3408

9 жыл бұрын

I actually saw that movie a couple months ago, I went to an early showing.

@ParadoxBoxx

9 жыл бұрын

TheDragonCat99 how is that ironic

@TheDragonCat99

9 жыл бұрын

Cardboard Box Well, I guess it's more coincidental than ironic.

@ParadoxBoxx

9 жыл бұрын

ironic is always misused anyways, sorry for calling you out on it, it was unnecessary

@TheDragonCat99

9 жыл бұрын

Cardboard Box That's fine, I often get annoyed when people use words wrong too. For this comment in particular, I just wasn't paying attention.

we're just going to ignore the fact that the judge has the German flag in the courtroom, meaning the reality police are run by the german government How the hell did this comment get so popular

@tanman8461

4 жыл бұрын

Hopefully not when Hitler was in charge.

@twistedtentacles9621

4 жыл бұрын

Now nazis are the real scarie monsters as drugs as a close second by Ronald regan

@googol181

4 жыл бұрын

Octobox OwO fucking commie

@ryman1933

4 жыл бұрын

@@tanman8461 Hopefully when Hitler was in charge. At least I wouldn't get stabbed or have to worry about my female relatives being sexually assaulted.

@CircaSriYak

4 жыл бұрын

@@ryman1933 bro there is a time and place

What I would give for another Halloween 2 parter for Goosebumps and Are You Afraid of The Dark!

Gotta love those choose your own adventure goosebumps books, though

@echomikoart

3 жыл бұрын

I've seen them in the library but they never seemed that appealing to me. Like how do you choose it in a book? You skip to certain chapters? I'm very curious now. Could you provide an example, if it's not too much to ask?

@DuccAmucc413

3 жыл бұрын

@@echomikoart sure thing! Essentially, at the bottom of some pages, you are given a choice, and you flip to a certain page based on said choice. and the story can change drastically branch off into many different endings depending on what choice you make, some good, some bad. And example would be “you walk up to a sketchy looking salesman, he has only two things that he’s selling, and you can only afford one. The first is a beautifully crafted necklace that is said to grant eternal youth , and the other is a rabbits foot that the salesman says will eventually grant whoever has it infinite wealth. If you choose to buy the necklace, turn to page 72. If you choose to buy the rabbits foot, turn to page 35. If you choose to buy nothing, and leave, turn to page 28”

@cadysfm115

6 ай бұрын

​@@DuccAmucc413alot of them have alot of grisly death scenes.

and then, in the 2000s, we got Courage the Cowardly Dog

@IamaPERSON

5 жыл бұрын

Which was both terrifying, and enjoyable. (What was your least favorite episode?)

@IamaPERSON

5 жыл бұрын

@ninjaman13571 mine was that tree one. By that, I mean the one where Courage chops down a talking tree to save Muriel. His face was creepy af

@PlanetNorris

5 жыл бұрын

@@IamaPERSON RetuUUuUUrn the SlaaAaaAb...still gives me nightmares..

@IamaPERSON

5 жыл бұрын

@@PlanetNorris oh God not that one!

@mr.potato1338

5 жыл бұрын

Return the slaaaaaab was so satisfying as a kid no joke

"You gotta do it like a taco" *seems legit.*

@eeveedude632

6 жыл бұрын

Its the metod

@hawttub_2265

6 жыл бұрын

communism i fucking love your profile pic

@A-with-the-J

6 жыл бұрын

*_get that in there_*

@exterioremma

6 жыл бұрын

"some meth" *EVEN MORE LEGIT*

@themiller3940

6 жыл бұрын

communism "like a taco, somemeth"

10 years later, still gold

This video is a decade old now?! Seems like only yesterday, thanks for the spooky vids Jon they are always my favorite! 🎃

What about the episode with the killer sponge... That turns into a potato

@serenitymoon825

7 жыл бұрын

It doesn't turn into a potato, the dog brings the potato into the house

@yohannas3069

7 жыл бұрын

mermaidwitch94 I thought the dog died... jeez that episode was weird

@bhamber2641

7 жыл бұрын

Neutron Toad YES!! I watched that one at school, I laughed. Seriously. And I also watched the girl who cried monster. I laughed at that one too

@d.rajacks5657

7 жыл бұрын

That scared me whrn i was 9 or 7. I hated to take a shower as there where a sponge inthere and i also thought there would be one under the sink. It was like that for a year but now i laugh my ass when i see a sponge and potato.

@obesekid6947

6 жыл бұрын

wat

I'm surprised Jon didn't bring up the fact that the judge in the "Time Court" was British and had a German and Brazilian flag behind him. What even...

@Robin-jk6wz

5 жыл бұрын

And then made an American lobbying joke on a Canadian show.

@angelicagover2187

5 жыл бұрын

Globalism at it finest.

@wolfofthewest1

5 жыл бұрын

I thought the judge was scottish? I mean its the same country, UK but they are different areas

@charmenietraumtor5671

5 жыл бұрын

Germany and Brazil are in charge of reality? It all makes sense now...

@angelicagover2187

5 жыл бұрын

@@charmenietraumtor5671 so that's why everything is fucked (note: this isn't racist i'm brazilian,okay? Thanks.)

It is halloween my dudes!

@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901

8 ай бұрын

AaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*Goosebumps theme starts* Me: *starts having Vietnam like flashbacks*

5:25 one of my fav JonTron moments, idk why

@kingnikolai5799

7 жыл бұрын

Lucksury saaaame 😂

@motivated7203

6 жыл бұрын

Lucksury XD

@jazzy7924

6 жыл бұрын

Lucksury ikr

Dude I literally watch this every Halloween 🥺 I love it 💗

This video is a time capsule for my past self

Wow almost ten years ago😳 I remember it like yesterday. Good times

Beast from the east In west philidephia born and rasied......

@maxawesome3178

7 жыл бұрын

in the forest is where I spent most of my days

@isitmac6811

7 жыл бұрын

FazeBigSmoke But next I knew I was in a zoo

@chokonnit7337

6 жыл бұрын

what

@chokonnit7337

6 жыл бұрын

the

@soupphoto3717

6 жыл бұрын

In the playground where i spent most of my days

Yes, let's shame kids that dare question the way things are. They should make one where a teen gets mad at taxes and is sent to hell for considering the possibility that the bulk of his tax money isn't going to bona fide institutions.

@azurengamer9392

9 жыл бұрын

alternate241 yeah screw the guys ain't no one gonna control my dreams cause I question reality.

@centrist9222

9 жыл бұрын

Nice attempt to start a political debate

@alternate241

9 жыл бұрын

Centrist 922 Thanks bae

@user-rx3js1no3s

9 жыл бұрын

we got ourselves quite the thinker hers

@AtlasBlizzard

9 жыл бұрын

+alternate241 Goosebumps in general had really shitty morals.

an absolute classic to watch for a 2000's kid

Ahh yes, back to this classic for the season.

That hockey coach part was beautiful

@theymkmewhtiam

6 жыл бұрын

Saint Geaser I think hes Don cherry, if not he looks very close to what he is

@kyahkvist.5706

6 жыл бұрын

AwesomeFaceMe it’s don

@poohpush

6 жыл бұрын

yeah its don cherry

@TrxieVTuber

6 жыл бұрын

*Non-Specific Orgasm*

I love how Jon gets genuinely upset that "In trouble" is not a location XD

8 years later and I still come back to watch these ❤️

7:46 Jon, when's the last time you saw a child pro hockey player?

10:18 Apparently the reality court is mediated by Germany and Brazil.

I don't know why, but that "Surprise Buttesex" had me cracking up! XD

@JustcallmeaGoGo

10 жыл бұрын

Thatl be two things soon cracked ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@Semmelklees

10 жыл бұрын

Sorry, but some random memes aren't funny, in my opinion the worst part of the (very good) video

@andysykes5307

10 жыл бұрын

HyperKnoedelDoedel The "worst part of the video" is apparently less than half a second.

@azzlackguhnter5635

5 жыл бұрын

Souprice Buttsecks😂😂😂

@TuckyBlue

5 жыл бұрын

@@azzlackguhnter5635 when is it?

Damn it’s already been 8 years

Happened to randomly come across this on 2013 h'ween and I must say this was my gateway to JonTronShow. Good times.

7:00 that's don fucking cherry... wtf is he doing in a goosebumps episode?!

@RinkoDinko

8 жыл бұрын

getting inspiration for a new suit

@TheZipperDragon

8 жыл бұрын

I didnt recognize him without his beard.

@joelkeddie9460

8 жыл бұрын

Teaching the kids some rock and sock em hockey

@endra9733

7 жыл бұрын

BradAlberts don cherry? What's he doing there?

@anone.mousse674

7 жыл бұрын

Why, he's getting some HEADS UP HOCKEY

Real Canadians know who the hockey coach is

@TheMrANONYMOOSE

5 жыл бұрын

To be honest this is the most offended I've ever been to find out that Don Cherry isn't a household name in the states

@j1890

4 жыл бұрын

I was pretty upset as well. Although Jon is probably right about him ad libbing the lines

@metroidmuncher4802

4 жыл бұрын

Tbh i only realized just now after re watching old vids. I never really paid any attention. Shame on me my buddy strictly sends me pics of dons suits randomly all the time

@cadensd3168

4 жыл бұрын

i'm canadian and i don't know who this is

@ziggle5000

4 жыл бұрын

caden SD then you aren’t Canadian

It has been seven fucking years and I’m Still watching this. And this isn’t even the oldest jon tron film. And Jesus, I’m just realizing how long it’s been. I was there in the beginning and I hope to be there in the end

11:38 I didn't think a JonTronShow quote from 2013 would be so relevant in 2021

6:36 "AHHHHHH" "Uuuuuhn" XD

@vizthex

7 жыл бұрын

best scream 10/10

@dankoctopus8671

7 жыл бұрын

Vizthex yee

@MaxTheGreat14

7 жыл бұрын

Vizthex Better than the Wilham Scream.

@phousefilms

7 жыл бұрын

Lmao, that part is the best bit of this episode.

@coledansie9428

7 жыл бұрын

what about 7:57