"You can't just open up the story of my life to page 738 and think you know me." - Arin Hanson Such a good, meaningful, 'deep' quote, said in response to Danny saying he'd never looked up "Best way to assassinate the president"

@Fox-983

4 жыл бұрын

The first page of Arin’s life starts with, “At age six, I was born without a face.”

@shardinhand1243

4 жыл бұрын

oh sure you think echidna dick is scary... then you find out what goose be rockin, and then the nightmares start.

@BrokenDollyBoy

4 жыл бұрын

@@shardinhand1243 oh my god I just searched that up and honestly I'm scared of geese again

@shardinhand1243

4 жыл бұрын

@@BrokenDollyBoy fear the hentai goose!

@horseluver4ever623

3 жыл бұрын

"You can't open up the book of my life and jump in the middle." Seems to be the quote he's referencing.

THE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW: *DOES BRUNO MARS IS GAY?!*

@thiefofhyrule8000

5 жыл бұрын

The rumor is out!

@pixelbomb97

5 жыл бұрын

oh hi kale

@fahdasq507

5 жыл бұрын

*I DOES IS HAVE TO KNOW*

@draoswaargbaal7598

5 жыл бұрын

The rumor come out

@halodragonmaster

5 жыл бұрын

Drewmanian :P Hi Drew.

How do people even MAKE these compilations? Do they bookmark "Well they talk about googling here, laugh uncontrollably here, and Danny says 'Arin' here."

@BanditLeader

5 жыл бұрын

Dedicated fans remember everything said and when and in what video

@MateusAuri

5 жыл бұрын

They Ctrl+F the script

@markclark5230

5 жыл бұрын

I badly want to know the answer to this as well.

@Altar360

5 жыл бұрын

Azuran When you watch a series long enough you start to notice patterns

@benjaminmiddaugh2729

5 жыл бұрын

Perhaps the best case study of this I'm aware of is GoodEgor (he makes annotated cuts of Northernlion and NLSS streams). He has a massive spreadsheet where he tracks all the stuff he finds important for his videos, and he even makes the Google sheet available for viewing, complete with links in many of the video descriptions. People are probably doing similar things when making compilations.

Dan- *listing stuff* “And... Octopus Top Hat.” Okay Dan 👌

@rxdiantfaith

5 жыл бұрын

MusicalFreak GamerGeek I love how you commented this cause it goes so well with your profile picture 😂😂

@symphony_in_plaid4592

5 жыл бұрын

I have just looked up "octopus top hat" and I was not disappointed.

@rachelwatson9732

5 жыл бұрын

@@symphony_in_plaid4592 same here no disappointment

@Aesirix

4 жыл бұрын

Y’all mean Oswald. xD

@s_napps

4 жыл бұрын

Ok but... What is it?

The " Does Bruno Mars is gay?" Video. Ah, the memories

@danpohlmann6

5 жыл бұрын

I miss the old game grumps. I miss the gold game grumps.

@nachzehrer6449

5 жыл бұрын

When KZread did nothing

@nerfherder1986

3 жыл бұрын

Ahhh, the memories. Celebrated everywhere for their nostalgia!

"Well. Does he?"

@owetahihe5010

5 жыл бұрын

I doeses have to know

@Epic_2510

5 жыл бұрын

Doeses Bruno Mars is gay

@gloriouscontent3538

5 жыл бұрын

Cease your investigation.

@poisontitan9313

5 жыл бұрын

@@gloriouscontent3538 never

@gloriouscontent3538

5 жыл бұрын

@@poisontitan9313 You need not worry about whether or not is does Bruno Mars gay.

This should’ve been called “Dan’s weird search history”

@beesgold1487

4 жыл бұрын

Matt Skora Danny’s*

When you break into Area 51 and find the Grump's search history

@laishabug

5 жыл бұрын

Mars Bar BIG y e s

@TigerBears11

5 жыл бұрын

Oh boy, Area 51 memes are so cool, funny, and unique.

@cai0409

5 жыл бұрын

Tiger Bears Wow, I didn’t know humor was objective

@Blechhower

5 жыл бұрын

Didnt Danny just read it out loud?

@TigerBears11

5 жыл бұрын

Wookie - Neither did I. Who said it was?

Dan: You want a Bugatti? Arin playing battle kid: A 1978 BUGATTI. THATS NOT EVEN A REAL CAR MODEL, I M A D E I T U P. me, squinting my eyes: did you tho?

@conedvin

5 жыл бұрын

@Roger Dodger omg

@conedvin

5 жыл бұрын

@Roger Dodger are you making this up??

@dakotadrummond3258

5 жыл бұрын

Sav Edits I can’t be the only one who thinks this is like Ross’s drop bear story from Battleblock Theatre where it’s complete bullshit

@mink5251

5 жыл бұрын

Sav Edits - He didn’t make any of that up haha Crazy to think that after all they’ve gone through they’re still around

@RabblesTheBinx

4 жыл бұрын

@Roger Dodger she was probably talking about the Chiron, Veyron, and Divo; "Work Bitch" came out in 2013.

"How do you spell Echidna? E C H..?" "I N D I L I I V L..." XD

@imveryangryitsnotbutter

5 жыл бұрын

ECH

@kennymartin5976

5 жыл бұрын

Oh man, Echindiliivls, my favorite rodent.

@1235Shade

5 жыл бұрын

AAH the Echindiliivls, celebrated for their... Zzz...

@ayoelang

5 жыл бұрын

But seriously....did you see it?? Cuz THAT scared me for life holy shit!

@RhynoBytes857

5 жыл бұрын

It’s spelled E N C H I L A D A

Damn I never noticed how much Work Bitch sounds like a song tailor-made by a soulless, conglomerate, corporate entity, in order to demean her directly AND make money off it but that would never happen right haha

How to spell echidna according to Arin: Echindliieli... Close enough Arin...close enough.

@CaptainSpycrab

4 жыл бұрын

ECHINDILIIVLA

@SeanJTharpe

4 жыл бұрын

@@CaptainSpycrab "ECH!!!" - JonTron

14:00 casual arin bad dragon comment no one has mentioned ever again

Game Grumps: *You can't say bad words within the first minute of the video* Game Grumps Compilation: *Let's talk about pornography in the first 30 seconds!*

@GiovanniCloud

4 жыл бұрын

Nobody else like this comment; it's at 69 now!

@OriginalCreatorSama

4 жыл бұрын

@@GiovanniCloud really tempted to ruin that btw

@GiovanniCloud

4 жыл бұрын

@@OriginalCreatorSama It's at 70 now... T_T

@OriginalCreatorSama

4 жыл бұрын

@@GiovanniCloud wasn't me!

"You can't open up the story of my life and go to page 738 and think you know me"

@curtisleblanc5897

5 жыл бұрын

Why not?! I have the POWER, don't I? * is staring blankly for 12 seconds (No! POWER! My Uncle Ben always told me, "with great power, comes great responsibility".)

@rugxulo

5 жыл бұрын

@@curtisleblanc5897 *rice-sponsibility

@curtisleblanc5897

5 жыл бұрын

@@rugxulo I understood that reference.

@srbrant5391

3 жыл бұрын

There are 738 comments currently on this video.

8:11- Accidentally left the thumbnail for Pokemon FireRed with Super Mario Galaxy.

@moonwatcher944

5 жыл бұрын

and 21:25 they put another Sonic Unleashed Thumbnail though it was Sonic forces

@moonwatcher944

5 жыл бұрын

and again at 22:35

@midnight_harmony5954

5 жыл бұрын

@@SaintSentryI already found one guy who does care. You If you didn't care, you would have just left it alone and went on with your day. But I guess you decided to waste a couple seconds of your life that you'll never get back. All because of a comment you made towards me, about me pointing out a little mistake that happened to have caught my eye. That my friend, is called: Irony

@moonwatcher944

5 жыл бұрын

@@SaintSentry Ever heard of people with OCD?, or do you just not care?

@midnight_harmony5954

5 жыл бұрын

@@SaintSentry I wasn't meaning it in an aggressive tone. It was more or less of a "Ya done fucked up son" kinda tone xD

I'm surprised this is 30 minutes long, I thought the Grumps have googled WAY more weird stuff.

@angelicaanna2249

5 жыл бұрын

Part 1

17:11 Arin: *“I jumped on one of the balls!”* KZread: *_CUTS TO AD_*

"You can't just open up the story of my life to page 738 and think you now me." is my actual senior quote. Thanks for the meaningful quote opportunity Arin. ;P

@SnurklBottom

Жыл бұрын

I like to imagine you misspelled the senior quote also “… and think you now me”

Dan: "I'm not really a furry." Also Dan: "I'm exclusively mind-fucking chipmunks right now."

@AngelWingsYT

11 ай бұрын

CIA/FBI listening to their convo: annnd thats enough spying on the grumps for today

8:11 I never been to the outer space region in Fire Red

@johnpbickford6735

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah man, that's where you catch Entei.

@jamalbruna4121

4 жыл бұрын

And Deoxys

The sound of disappointment in Dans voice when he Arin tells him the truth about squirting.

@LokiLagoon

5 жыл бұрын

Arin was wrong though

@Lillpixeychic

4 жыл бұрын

Just look it up in KZread and there’s tons of videos to explain sexplanations is a great channel and they explain

@irljellywyrm

4 жыл бұрын

Its diluted pee babeyyy

@nunpho

3 жыл бұрын

It isn't pp lee

@ASlutty9SUnit

3 жыл бұрын

Look up the Skene's gland. Arin is quite wrong, yall. The long and short of it is that there's no accepted consensus. As at least two biological processes are suspected. Either urine discharge, or secretions from the Skene's gland being discharged, or a mix of both. It's a big fuckin mystery.

“well the laptop needs to go away now”

@curtisleblanc5897

5 жыл бұрын

why?

@SketchUT

4 жыл бұрын

Curtis LeBlanc OP is quoting Dan lol

"She's also a chipmunk and like 12" lmao

@MediaMunkee

3 жыл бұрын

"I am exclusively mind-fucking chipmunks right now." - Dan

Is octopus tophat supposed to be that plushie from Power Puff Girls that Bubbles is really attached to?

@FeralUmbreon21

5 жыл бұрын

Why don't you find out

@PuffyOne1898

4 жыл бұрын

Its name is Octy.

yes! now just waiting for the "you should check this video out!" compilation.

@Bombom1300

5 жыл бұрын

Not just videos. They ought to also have that Kafka twitter from Super Mario Galaxy too!

9:18 just realized this was FireRed. I don't remember mario being in pokemon.

Sonic Unleashed #11 looks a lot like Sonic Forces. 22:28

@OoGrimbooO

5 жыл бұрын

I just noticed that myself. I have the video paused right now because i was like wait, when was Infinite in Sonic Unleashed so i googled it and then realized it was the wrong video thumbnail and then immediately after saw the weapon in the bottom left 🤦🏻‍♂️

@dragon_turtle

5 жыл бұрын

Was looking for this comment 👌

@clonerstive

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you, yes

Yaaay literally just went to bed hoping to watch some Grumps and this video was added 56 secs ago.

@ariannarose3617

4 жыл бұрын

I love how you listened to two grown men's search history before bed XD

“You can’t read the story of my life and skip to page 738 and assume you know me” noice

Dan: how do u spell echidna? e.c.h..... Arin: i.n.d.i.l.i...i..e.l.i...

She's also a chipmunk, and like, 12 *AND??* Two more in the win column 😎

@Heisenkirk2000

5 жыл бұрын

FBI, OPEN UP!!!

@curtisleblanc5897

5 жыл бұрын

@@Heisenkirk2000 FBI should be knockin' at my door any minute now. - Jonathan Tronathan Jafari NYPD, OPEN UP!!!!!! "Can't a guy get some *P R I V A C Y* ? ! HMMM HM HMMMMMM *HMMMMM HM HMMMM* !" - Also Jonathan Tronathan Jafari

@alastairtut3574

5 жыл бұрын

Ah yes the perfect amount of likes. Nice!

I was hoping this was just a vid of Dan googling weird things and his reactions

@jocelyncastillo1326

5 жыл бұрын

Same

@quentinbergenholtz1420

5 жыл бұрын

...it was.

I love Super Mario Galaxy has "Pokemon FireRed #96" as the episode.

@jadelaidlaw9382

5 жыл бұрын

They also labeled Sonic Forces as Sonic Unleashed

I thought this was 'The Grumps' and got confused

8:23 ah yes my favorite part of fire red, when Red has to go feed a big luma then has to slingshot from weird gravity bubbles, then the game suddenly switches to mario galaxy

That thumbnail is gold!

"Oh, the Spunking Dead"

Susie: (Walks up to Dan) You're going to want to read this...

@curtisleblanc5897

5 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry, but first thing that came to my mind was the character from: d e l t a r u n e

@curtisleblanc5897

5 жыл бұрын

@@HUNTERSKYREY The character name Susie. (yes I spelled it correctly)

“Isn’t squirting involuntary?” That it is Dan, that it is.

Grandpa: your generation relies on technology too much Me: No u UNPLUGS LIFE SUPPORT

@curtisleblanc5897

5 жыл бұрын

I'm something of a nurse / doctor, myself.

@freakerevil

5 жыл бұрын

*plugs in phone instead* the future is now, old man.

People reacting to super explicit fan smut without actually seeing it may be my new favorite source of comedy.

I know it’s old, but can we get a “If Google was a Guy” and Games Grump cross over?

@NWolfsson

4 жыл бұрын

If Google was sentient, it would send them the "No! God! Please! No!" meme when they do those searchs x)

"Shark giving birth to young one" is more terrifying if you know that only one appearing from the shark womb is the victor of cannibalism battle royale against their own siblings.

Dan has a very aquatic-themed search history

This reminds me, Google feud would make a pretty good one-off grump episode.

8:13 Yes, this always was my favorite episode of Pokemon FireRed

I like when they look up R34 of things, and are immediately surprised that it exists.

9:29 Ah yes. I remember this episode of Pokémon FireRed

When you break into Area 51 and find out does Bruno Mars is gay

I had a really good laugh imagining a man getting really mad at his barber, to the point of wanting to eradicate them

0:26 seconds in “OH, The SPUNKING Dead” ......this is gonna be good 🤣

I don't know, does he?

So I googled echidnas. Apparently they can enter REM sleep. Therefore I am pretty sure they can dream. Oh and their whole mating rituals are the cutest. Like up to ten males follow a female that is ready to mate, nudging her with their noses from time to time. Once she found a good place or something she lays down, her head in a bush while the males start digging a ring around her. There they push each other out until only one is left who then lays on its side next to the female, caressing her spikes and fur for up to FOUR HOURS until she is finally ready for the actual intercourse. Which can last up to 180 minutes.

He starts off with “she’s a redhead and she has freckles everywhere” and my brain immediately went “Faye Reagan?”

22:52 Love the new look for Sonic Unleashed!

“You can’t open up the story that is my life and fucking go to page 738 and think you know me” is probably one of Arin’s greatest lines 😂

23:03 *sees infinite* uuhhh, are you sure thats Sonic Unleashed?

I’m still waiting for the NSP song that’s just all yeah’s and no’s

25:15 If the chipettes are 12 in human years then they're roughly 360 years old in chipmunk years

Octopus tophat sounds like a kickass band name.

I've never been this early. . . I feel accomplished or something

@Menma-Abyss

5 жыл бұрын

Same

@MrWicked187

5 жыл бұрын

dude... you have a low bar for accomplishment. are you okay?

@SpiderDilly

5 жыл бұрын

Don't worry, in a few girlfriends, you won't be so proud....trust me

@squeakers007

5 жыл бұрын

Same here.

@Menma-Abyss

5 жыл бұрын

@@SpiderDilly and in a few weeks of alchowhole neither will you. Let the man feel happy.

Im glad the results were left in. I've learned so much!

25:26 that swirch up is so funny

8:48 I think Dan heard that as a kid. We're similar ages, and both grew up around NYC, and only recently did I realize my thinking this was probably just a dadjoke that sorta made sense to tiny me.

Danny: do you really want me to put this in my- Arin: YES

My two favorite KZreadrs, I love you all!

"I am exclusively mind-f*cking chipmunks." -Dan 2018

wind waker was truly an amazing experience.

They're not just peeing to pee. It is involuntary. 😂

On one hand I love my boys, on the other hand as a library science student Arin's undying refusal to do basic research before running his mouth drives me up the gotdang wall

@Oceanmachine27

3 жыл бұрын

It's time once again for "things that aren't actually true" with your host, Arin Hanson

I love the fact you guys do compilations. This is just fucking gold!

Never realized Dan’s google search history leading to “do some sharks give good head?” was a precursor to the glory days of open furry-ness 12:04

@AngelWingsYT

11 ай бұрын

XD the amount of animal dick searches would concern the FBI XD

This is my favorite compilation so far lol

(14:10) I was at an aquarium with my mom a while ago and she mentioned how she likes the sharks’ cool “fins”. It was kind of funny, I don’t think she knew with they were. It was great.

*clicks video* Ad: Are you still using Google? Me: RUN! They're coming for you Daniel!

Bruh I'm so happy this exists-thank you guys so much😂😂😂

I hope one day they realize that "Incognito Mode" is a thing

8:19 Wow Pokemon's changed so much since I played it as a kid

Arin trying to remember the Rugrats creepypasta was great

This is so good.

The spunking dead is just brilliant

@Eucalypticaz

5 жыл бұрын

BORF BORF BORF BORF!

Epic gamer moment!

Oml I'm actually awake to see game grumps post a video, why am I awake this early?

Dan: "I'll stuff those cheeks" Me: proceeds to almost spray the hot chocolate I'm drinking across my monitor

24:12 Danny reminding us that he has a deep abiding love for....

Aww, Dan hearing Ross's opinion on squirting sounds like a kid figuring out Santa Claus.

I just realized how much they googled stuff in Wind Waker and Sonic

I need this in my life.

Fun note about sharks giving birth in the womb the series showed that baby sharks eat their siblings inside the womb.

squirting is actually a pretty interesting and complex physiological phenomenon. technically it's urea, which is found in urine, but is not synonymous, and urea is also found in pretty much every bodily fluid as well. in people-with-vaginas-who-experience-squirting, the bladder, even if empty before sexual stimulation, will fill itself with urea prior to orgasm. this is more likely to happen during stimulation of the bartholin's and skene's glands, and the posterior wall of the vaginal canal. and it CAN be involuntary... or not.

8:57 *Looks bottom right Yeah, I don't think so, bud.

Nice vid keep it up

This should’ve been titled “educational moments ft. Dan’s search history”

25:07 Made by Frank from *France* Wrong flag Arin!

@curtisleblanc5897

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, Even *I* know that's Germany, you uncultured SWINE!

@jmanuiop5771

5 жыл бұрын

Clearly Frank is from Luxumbourg

@KitsuNerezza

5 жыл бұрын

No no, you got it wrong, it's clearly Russia

@rugxulo

5 жыл бұрын

Flagellate him!!!1

When he said Erik Estrada, i was sure they were going to talk about Cool Cat

03:51 Dan is saying "Now get to work bitch" but the way he say it makes it sound like something slightly different

10:07 - oh hey, Newt's car is here

my dad: *walks past my room after leaving my door slightly cracked* my laptop: wrestle mania three and squirting he made the mistake not me

8:22 I love this Pokemon game