“I was with this girl” Literally everyone: *grabs popcorn*

@wiggl3s_821

4 жыл бұрын

I could listen to his girl stories for hours 😂

@ringodoodles490

4 жыл бұрын

•

@ringodoodles490

4 жыл бұрын

@@faithfullymade2435 Omg they've been reunited

@oobernoober7617

4 жыл бұрын

Like, pass the soda Scoob

@rebeccakorn4789

4 жыл бұрын

True

Girl: slap me in the face Dan: uhh... no Palpatine: Do it.

@biraptor6205

5 жыл бұрын

Reaaallyyyyy? :3

@papajcina

5 жыл бұрын

Blew it

@raininess

5 жыл бұрын

X'D I actually laughed out loud.

@csesbino

5 жыл бұрын

I knew it

@MrZZ-py4pq

5 жыл бұрын

Chew it

I like to imagine all of Dan's past girlfriends watching these clips going "THAT'S ME!"

@requiemforameme1

5 жыл бұрын

AdelioNightstorm “I’m the slappy girl! I’m the one forcing slaps! YOU FUCKING PUSSY.”

@MissPopuri

5 жыл бұрын

If any of Dan's former girlfriends watch this show, they'd make the "tag yourself" meme legit.

@TF2Scout_YT

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah no shit...

@bennycostello2472

5 жыл бұрын

I bet none of them watch tbh.

@the_chaotikiin6694

5 жыл бұрын

AdelioNightstorm 777 likes!? What is this madness?

Arin has chaotic bisexual energy

@Nihyre

5 жыл бұрын

He is straight

@oliverock4092

5 жыл бұрын

@@Nihyre People know, dude, but the chaotic bi vibes are STRONG in his mannerisms.

@cgottschify

5 жыл бұрын

so like a normal bisexual

@faun5141

5 жыл бұрын

cgottschify so they’re gay

@grantbrown9024

5 жыл бұрын

@@faun5141 they put straight in quotes for a reason.

Arin's impression of a crazy moaning girl is disturbingly accurate....

@peter917

5 жыл бұрын

Well he's a voice actor and has seen many examples in porn so there you go lmao

@BeowulfNorther

5 жыл бұрын

Gobsnachaz it's weird though since he's only been with one girl his whole life I mean in that other episode he talks about how he was with other girls but ehh, it seemed kind of dubious, but even so it was in HS and definitely not adventurous or experienced partners haha It's kind of cute that he never drank or experimented with anything, and was with one girl his whole life, he kind of like stayed his high school self and never did the college experience And then Dan was on pause til his mid 20s being a virgin and played catch up haha, but he's definitely lived life since then

@regularusername5516

5 жыл бұрын

@@BeowulfNorther well, I think Suzy is probably way weirder than people think

@nuttypop1532

5 жыл бұрын

How would you know (oooooooooooooohhhhh!!!!)

@loganoates6683

5 жыл бұрын

Regular Username Suzy is probably the type of girl who’s regularly rather sweet, calm and unassuming - but is a total freak in the sheets!

In an alternate universe, Dan is married to that black girl who asked him out. Proud of you, Alternate Dan.

@spartanforce7

5 жыл бұрын

In an offshoot of that alternate universe, Dan is a successful Credit Lawyer and Arin is a part-time Taco Bell employee.

@LoveMyUnusual

5 жыл бұрын

It's such a sweet story. :D I was looking for it for the longest, I'm glad it was in this compilation. Head canon: The girlfriend that broke up with him was the girl who left him for the ren faire wizard.

@artsyscrub3226

5 жыл бұрын

@@spartanforce7 Yeah hes an employee. Hes the manager, and somehow is still friends with dan and they support eachother. Thats my alternate universe

@devynmiller3495

5 жыл бұрын

But fuck you not alternate dan

@spartanforce7

5 жыл бұрын

Okay?

90% of this is Dan talking about girl stories (duh). 10% of this is Arin being confusingly bisexual.

@irkenpony17

5 жыл бұрын

Those are the best moments bruh. :0

@XTMARIO101

5 жыл бұрын

And this 29:46

@RabblesTheBinx

5 жыл бұрын

My guess is that he's a biromantic heterosexual. He can date a dude, but fucking is a different story.

@aj-ve1nt

5 жыл бұрын

I think that he has as preference to girls, but he will kiss/date a guy :p

@sageywagey6668

5 жыл бұрын

Nieru wouldn’t that be bisexual and heteroromantic?

Arin: I kiss my wife every morning Dan: *AND FEEL NOTHING*

@mattpace1026

2 жыл бұрын

Based on some of the stories and jokes Arin has told, I wouldn't be surprised if that's actually true.

@chester7687

Жыл бұрын

@@mattpace1026 go away

@mattpace1026

Жыл бұрын

@@chester7687 What are you, 12?

@chester7687

Жыл бұрын

@@mattpace1026 no You’re just being obnoxious

@chester7687

Жыл бұрын

@@mattpace1026 if you don’t like game grumps Then why are you here?

...Has this poor boy ever been with a normal person?

@rabidrobbie

5 жыл бұрын

Normal is a setting on a dryer.

@seanfraser3125

5 жыл бұрын

Probably. They just don’t make good Grumps stories

@James.D.B.

5 жыл бұрын

This Dude that's true

@loganoates6683

5 жыл бұрын

TheNoobofHearts With hair like his - it’s going to be a crazy relationship from the start! ;)

@padthai754

5 жыл бұрын

Rabid Robbie got any more slogos from hot topic tshirts?

Imagining a woman just going "Ugh fuck it I'll do it myself" and just starts wailing on herself while Dan looks on in horror is the FUNNIEST thing

Girl: “Slap me in the face.” Dan: “What- no” Girl: “Fine I’ll do it myself...”

“I don’t want gona-herpa-syphilis.”

@thechugster1174

3 жыл бұрын

that sounds like a gundam

@memehawk12

3 жыл бұрын

Herpe-gona-syphil-aids

"SO?" f r i e n d s c a n f u c k

@phillippeterson110

5 жыл бұрын

Sure why not there's no reason you can't

@oliviagraber1785

4 жыл бұрын

Yes. Yes they can. The first girl i ever had sex with was and still is my good friend and weve never been romantically involved.

*YO, YOU GOT A BOYFRIEND?!* "Yeah." *_OH NO! WHAT'S STEP TWO?!?!?!_*

@thalamusDecimation

3 жыл бұрын

*LET'S GO OUT ANYWAYS. HE DON'T HAVE TO KNOW*

@curtisleblanc5897

3 жыл бұрын

@@thalamusDecimation XD

@alexanderhamilton6391

3 жыл бұрын

@@thalamusDecimation "oh don't he?"

@doritohub8570

3 жыл бұрын

awkward laughing then say “cool, I hope you two are happy.” Then walk away. That’s what I did lmao.

@nursenova3366

3 жыл бұрын

@@alexanderhamilton6391 don’t he. don’t he ever?

One of my uni classmates saw my friends and I talk about game grumps and she came up to us and was like "I had a friend who worked at a store(I wanna say a game store but I can't remember) and Danny was there one day and was hitting on her". Just makes me think how tiny the world is.

@pseudophori6541

5 жыл бұрын

Selarom Ogeid you can always make an exception, right?

@thequeerishere9662

5 жыл бұрын

damnit why am I never in the right place at the right time

@blameitonmillie5506

5 жыл бұрын

Damn it why am I underage

@emmahancock8911

5 жыл бұрын

Well SHIT

@wiggl3s_821

4 жыл бұрын

@@blameitonmillie5506 i mean i would say same but I'm 21 and i highly doubt he'd go that low 😂😂

Dan's first date was called Jody? Their shipping name: Jewdy

@mozz8264

5 жыл бұрын

named*

@PETSEMATARYTWO

5 жыл бұрын

my name is jody but...jodi

@parisd9296

5 жыл бұрын

😂

@sandman_2004

5 жыл бұрын

@@mozz8264 name*

@drcoxii2044

5 жыл бұрын

Ain’t that Dandy

I don’t wanna betray too much...but here we go.

@phillippeterson110

5 жыл бұрын

So what do you want to betray

Danny's been with some crazy chicks.

@CruiserDynasty

5 жыл бұрын

haven't we all.

@gryffonsi

5 жыл бұрын

Bruh almost every girl is psychotic like that it's rare to find ones that aren't

@Dappis

5 жыл бұрын

but crazy ones are the best ones especially if you like crazy stuff yourself

@gryffonsi

5 жыл бұрын

@@Dappis not when they're legitimately crazy in a not so good way though

@lukedavis8565

5 жыл бұрын

They seem pretty normal to me

Once, in middle school, a girl said I was cute. When I tried to ask her out she said, "No. I meant cute like a puppy." Not my best day.

@kevinkenealy1179

3 жыл бұрын

At least she said you were cute, you'll remember it forever.

@Lovinia1

3 жыл бұрын

Middle schools a horrible time to date anyway lol

@arthurmorgan835

3 жыл бұрын

@@Lovinia1 Agreed. Wait till at least mid high school.

@adachy

3 жыл бұрын

@@arthurmorgan835 that’s what I’m telling myself until high school 🥲

@pokaay3163

2 жыл бұрын

Suckers, I dont plan to date ever. Get on my level

@ all the people saying they still haven't kissed or dated anyone yet, date each other, cut out the middle man

@majormalfunction1313

5 жыл бұрын

if only it was that easy

@brokeank8306

5 жыл бұрын

Genius

@Nonaryfame

5 жыл бұрын

Brilliant

@wiggl3s_821

4 жыл бұрын

Solid solution.

@Meepers_the_Great

4 жыл бұрын

The Manager147 YES

Dan sounds like he is so gentle and caring during sex wow i love him

@SakuraMoonflower

4 жыл бұрын

I want to do bad things to him that he would enjoy very much. XD

@oliviagraber1785

4 жыл бұрын

I hate to rain on your parade but you shouldn't be showering someone with praise over just being respectful to someone when theyre in an intimate setting. That should be the standard

@himbolover9507

4 жыл бұрын

@@oliviagraber1785 Of course that should be the standard! i never even showered him with praise what are you on lmao

@himbolover9507

4 жыл бұрын

Also i didnt mention being respectful, i said gentle and caring. You can be rough during sex and still be respectful, it should be common sense

@Stella0700

10 ай бұрын

Damn right I just want him to treat me to dinner and take me home and carress me and do things

"I could go both ways." - Arin

@vero-kd8vg

5 жыл бұрын

What a bicon

@irkenpony17

5 жыл бұрын

“Could”

@MaTeiso4

4 жыл бұрын

He only said "I go both ways"

@MaTeiso4

4 жыл бұрын

15:28 "I go both ways"

@trentwebb521

4 жыл бұрын

Don't fucking temp me Arin

"Yo, you have a boyfriend" "Huh... yeah" "You want two?" Something i actually said once

@owensoto1373

4 жыл бұрын

Did.... did it work???

@juanpablogonzalez8528

4 жыл бұрын

@@owensoto1373 it didn't, but i ended up dating my friend who was witness to the whole thing some time after that

@owensoto1373

4 жыл бұрын

@@juanpablogonzalez8528 Legendary!

@lampsenpai4325

4 жыл бұрын

You are johnny bravo i refuse to believe otherwise

@Ph4ntomSp1rit

4 жыл бұрын

Boi

15:30 God bless Arin for being so casual about his sexuality

@savageshot3723

5 жыл бұрын

I dont understand Is it bad if a straight dude wont kiss a gay dude?

@London-ke2pq

4 жыл бұрын

Savage Shot nope it just means that they’re straight lol

@febbledebble

4 жыл бұрын

Savage Shot Nah people have different interests and experiences. If you're cool with a guy kissing you that's fine. If you're not okay with a guy kissing you that's fine too. It doesn't always have to specifically be about sexuality.

@psychoticmortacarn

4 жыл бұрын

Nope it's 2020 so if a gay guy wants to kiss you then you have to let him or else you're a HOMOPHOBE

@rossmanbossman

4 жыл бұрын

@@psychoticmortacarn girl what the hell u talking about who tf says that???

"I was with a girl one time" - Dan

@Mike_Ka-Chowski

4 жыл бұрын

"'I was with a girl this one time -Dan'" -Ross

I was legitimately eating a KitKat so when Arin said "Break me off a piece of that KitKat bar?" That shook me deep.

dan: "snatch" and "tube steak" are the least sexy terms for genitalia" also dan: "they have a goop chute and we have a pork sword"

I like how Arin basically says he's bisexual lol

@brutalrattle

5 жыл бұрын

houseplant *cough cough* the Dclub *cough cough*

@marmarmarsmars

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah I was just about to comment "Is...is everyone just gonna ignore that Arin came out as bi?" But then I remembered...it was obvious from the second he mentioned the D Club.

@rameynoodles152

5 жыл бұрын

Was he serious about that? I thought he was just joking.

@FunkVT

5 жыл бұрын

@@rameynoodles152 he was just joking lol

@MrZZ-py4pq

5 жыл бұрын

Ew

Interesting how Dan talked about his "Gemini" tale during Katamari's "Twins" level.

@teddverres4392

5 жыл бұрын

I thought it was that he brought it up BECAUSE it was the Gemini mission

@regularusername5516

5 жыл бұрын

@@teddverres4392 because he did

@duskpede5146

5 жыл бұрын

it was done on purpose

Can we get a comp of Arin and Dan telling "adult" stories? Like, talking about health and also porn stuff? That would be amazing.

@zacharylawrence2470

5 жыл бұрын

Wes Papes that’d be 38 hours long lol

@wespapes2054

5 жыл бұрын

@@zacharylawrence2470 and I'd watch it all.

@zcubeDbz

5 жыл бұрын

It's already in the works I'm sure. It'll just take time to make.

@melnewdemon4873

5 жыл бұрын

@@zacharylawrence2470 Game grumps compilations are time eaters like ill be like ok ill watch 10 minutes then i gotta go do some shit then the video ends and i release its been 3 hours if they made a 38 hour compilation i think a lot of people would suddenly go missing for like a day in a half

@austinv1182

5 жыл бұрын

@@zacharylawrence2470 so?

Funny how Dan had the feeling of "Omg I can't believe you didn't have a girlfriend when you were a kid that's so weird" while I'm 19 and haven't even kissed someone yet.

@UmpahUmpah666

5 жыл бұрын

Crab Apple hey man that’s okay!!! You don’t have to get all your firsts done in high school :)

@97thedarkshadow

5 жыл бұрын

hey i didn't have my first kiss until i was 20, there's no rush!

@risris.18

5 жыл бұрын

I'm in the same boat lol

@dattos140

5 жыл бұрын

Do parents count i kissed my mom and dad tons of times

@joemama-tj6zi

5 жыл бұрын

HAHAH NEET

"GOEW ONNNN" (26:15) still has to be one of my favorite moments from these guys.

@SheepProd_YT

5 жыл бұрын

26:47 *

@mrjohnjohn1219

3 жыл бұрын

All I can think of is Jim Carrey

Wait, so Dan got blown before he got kissed?

@TiredofGaming

5 жыл бұрын

He skipped the tutorial

@techmo8397

5 жыл бұрын

Sometimes you gotta run before you can walk Only Dan ran a fucking marathon before he took his first baby steps

@papi1050

5 жыл бұрын

Not necessarily

@TF2Scout_YT

5 жыл бұрын

Ewwwwwwwww..... you’ll be tasting dick... EH

@Flippeh

5 жыл бұрын

me too though

Imagine these are all the same girl.

I thought the title was, “Game Grumps: Dead Girl Stories”

@mikefortier7081

5 жыл бұрын

Trash City A lot of these stories overlap

@sirpepeofhousekek6741

5 жыл бұрын

Nah, that's Doki Doki Literature Club....I've said too much.

@reggiepollock4669

5 жыл бұрын

Maybe they're dead now we don't know

@TF2Scout_YT

5 жыл бұрын

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@missrayvyn8732

5 жыл бұрын

Dead girl walking

Danny could take me to pound town

@chaosyeshua1137

5 жыл бұрын

Plus Ultra Oof XD

@parisd9296

5 жыл бұрын

He wouldn't dare

@kit5465

5 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@ducktales7315

5 жыл бұрын

He could take anyone to pound town.

@cocopus

5 жыл бұрын

glad you're proud to be a degenerate. spread them STDs.

12:30 *is that how Arin came out to Dan*

The whole sexual face slapping thing has to be like...discussed heavily beforehand. Gotta figure out how hard and how frequently.

15:16 "I think it was a girl??" -Arin whatever year that was said

Dan sounds so innocent...yet his history...dang dude he’s lived quite a life.

i was eating rice and this made me laugh so hard i got rice in my nose and it was the most painful experience of sneezing and blowing my nose ever and i will forever be traumatized

@artstudent120

2 жыл бұрын

I know this was 3 years ago but damn ō.ō

Dan seems like a hopeless romantic. Wish there was more men his age and with that attitude in my city.

@jonathanjoestarwithpluck4930

4 жыл бұрын

Pixie Treeleaf I guess you’re living in the wrong area, cause Dan’s located in... Attitude City 😎

@darwinwatterson4568

4 жыл бұрын

@@jonathanjoestarwithpluck4930 He's got a black belt in amazing ;)

@ericka.garcia7184

3 жыл бұрын

@@darwinwatterson4568 And a diploma from the university of fucking keepin' it real

@mattpace1026

2 жыл бұрын

Why would you want more people like that? The reason they call those people hopeless is because they get caught up in unrealistic fantasies and their expectations are never attainable. Not a type you want more of.

each one of these is like a scene from a romantic comedy. (one that i would absolutely watch)

@cms3816

5 жыл бұрын

anthological rom com

I had a girlfriend who wouldn't let me draw my female characters because I made them too pretty and she felt like she had to compete with my main character Tina. Yeah, it didn't work out in the end.

@reggiepollock4669

5 жыл бұрын

That's completely insane

@ilovepizza38

5 жыл бұрын

That’s the most insecure thing I’ve ever heard in my life

@CoopCheese

5 жыл бұрын

@@ilovepizza38 I agree. and I kept telling her that they're just cartoons. they dont take place in my mind outside of the creative process. i kept reassuring her but she always felt jealous of Tina and, like i said, it didn't work out in the end for various reasons. I admit some of them were my own fault, but thats a story for another day.

@TiredofGaming

5 жыл бұрын

I can see what she's worried about, but I wouldn't have worried about it too much

@gladio8204

5 жыл бұрын

That’s pretty messed up

This proves that Dan is the absolute best.

16:50 Dan: This is a good time for a story Arin: *furious presses of the skip button*

The blacker the berry the sweeter the juice... I get your hairspray references dan

@fruityfonzie7357

5 жыл бұрын

It isn’t a Hairspray reference. It’s an actual saying that’s been around around way before but I love that musical/movie :)

@smithyboy9505

5 жыл бұрын

Blaine Rodriguez ah fair enough, hairspray is the first place I heard it so I assumed that’s where it came from 👍🏻

@MrZZ-py4pq

5 жыл бұрын

ew

@joshdraper9955

5 жыл бұрын

Danny is clearly getting this phrase from a Tupac song..you uncultured swine lol. As a person who has lived a life more extravagant then the way Danny describes his life (and 97% of his followers)...I know exactly where he’s coming from lol 😂

@dblck9

5 жыл бұрын

the blacker the berry the sweeter the jews

It's comforting to know *The Danny Sexbang* didn't have his first kiss until he was 17

Now, Danny says "tube steak" may I offer up "Pork Sword"?

@tombuchborn

5 жыл бұрын

That's pretty good

@danielholland2199

5 жыл бұрын

He is Jewish can't let someone eat that

@Halo3creep777

5 жыл бұрын

@@danielholland2199 that aint kosher

@jennyinutil2018

5 жыл бұрын

Holy shit

@stevietonche

5 жыл бұрын

I got one better: pork pistol

what we’ve learned: dan is pretty cute and drinks his daily amount of respecting women juice.

@ivy703

3 жыл бұрын

Soooo uh, you hear the news?

@andy1613

3 жыл бұрын

@@ivy703 yeah, they were fucking fake

@TheLewinator902

3 жыл бұрын

@@andy1613 It was false shit there is no evidence he was “grooming “her.

@andy1613

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheLewinator902 I know, poor Danny is innocent

@beef6295

2 жыл бұрын

the only reason I didn't like your comment because it was at 69 likes 👌✨

Dan: "And I've been told [when it comes to black girls], that-" Arin, without hesitation: "The blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice."

Hearing Dan saying that his first kiss was at age 17 gives me hope

@lucasmac190

5 жыл бұрын

@@haywoodjblome4768 Nah, he was probably 17. He said it was in his Junior year of HS, and he graduated when he was 18.

@haywoodjblome4768

5 жыл бұрын

@@lucasmac190 ohh I thought junior of High School equated to 10th grade, I'm sorry I'm not American. But still pretty impressive that he got his first kiss and BJ at the same age

@sirpepeofhousekek6741

5 жыл бұрын

My first kiss was at 20, don't worry about it.

@CWINDOWSsystem32

5 жыл бұрын

@Stephen Jenkins You just made me feel better about my 21 year old self.

@Nate-qf5zp

5 жыл бұрын

He ain't special that's how it was for me

I blushed so hard at the black girl part

*note to self: Dan is into black girls* *:)*

@Lovinia1

3 жыл бұрын

Let’s goooo!

@l.andrem.s.8144

3 жыл бұрын

I'm a Latino dude, do you think I have a shot? 😂

“I kiss my wife every fucking day.” “...And feel nothing.” “I was gonna say because I love her.” Arin’s gotta be one of the sweetest guys out there.

Dan getting really flustered by his first kiss makes me really happy and now my UwU's are everywhere

Man, the black people confidence thing isn't true for all black people, I'm a black woman but I'm such a big floppin' puss when it comes to asking guys out. Dan's story about just going for it did honestly help me a lot with my own confidence though.

arin: “I’m bisexual” all of us: :o whaaaat? Noooo, r e a l l y?? Wow never would guessed!! Huh what a surprise!! Wowza.

arin "mega virgin" hanson and danny secbang avidan love both, VEHEMENTLY

The title should be “dan talking about how much he love black people”

@kitkeke0_

3 жыл бұрын

True 😁

I really want to date Danny

@krillin6

5 жыл бұрын

Me too

@tiabelle3346

5 жыл бұрын

Same

@mercedesrodriguez4938

5 жыл бұрын

We can all agree he is a Babe ❤👌🏼

@radamantoor6073

5 жыл бұрын

Mate, you are not alone. He's the kind of guy that even typically straight guys wanna date. This includes me of course

@Christy0-0

5 жыл бұрын

*same*

Danny...I’m a black woman with absolutely ZERO confidence 😂

@meowistforlife

5 жыл бұрын

The Fairy Tale Pony you can do it!

@blameitonmillie5506

5 жыл бұрын

Same

@peytonjackson855

5 жыл бұрын

Same girl

@slmdls5821

5 жыл бұрын

Same

@Lovinia1

3 жыл бұрын

I got tons of confidence, but zero social skills. I’m very annoying😂😜

I was in a public restroom while watching this, and someone walked in exactly as Arin started moaning...

@envoyoftherealm

5 жыл бұрын

It sounds like you were asking for the situation 😂

@loganoates6683

5 жыл бұрын

Kai Nebert And their reaction was?

@murphyscott3078

5 жыл бұрын

Kai Nebert what a beautiful moment lol

@jackwalsh9956

5 жыл бұрын

Kai Nebert why are you watching game grumps without headphones on in a public restroom

@murphyscott3078

5 жыл бұрын

jackooo why WOULDNT you watch gamegrumps in a public restroom

Dan's respect towards his girls is adorable and sweet

I love Dan and I love this compilation.

And now he has a GF!

@irkenpony17

5 жыл бұрын

He’s a happy bab. .w.

@totothepoyo7824

2 жыл бұрын

Wife now!

@joj6123

2 жыл бұрын

@@totothepoyo7824 so happy for danny :)

Honestly could’ve listened to these stories for hours

Some Mormon missionaries came to my house while I was watching this...

@spicybeantofu

5 жыл бұрын

Maybe, they hopefully wont come back.

@robynnhoud4001

4 жыл бұрын

*they kn e w*

@kathrynmyrick1739

4 жыл бұрын

🎵 Hello! 🎵

29:49 *Dan* " I know, they have a goop shoot instead of a pork sword." *Me, an intellectual* thinking: - the Concorde featured a goop shoot. - a goop shoot? - the shoot would goop. - the shoot gooped.

@marunya287

5 жыл бұрын

ilikebunnies you bitch why would you do this

I've watched 20s and i know i'm going to watch it again

ARIN SAYING HE DOESNT CARE WHAT GENDER HES WITH WE STAN A BI ICON

@kiwibagels4123

5 жыл бұрын

YIS

@lillybugs

5 жыл бұрын

a “bicon”, if you will.

@Toasted.Pencils

5 жыл бұрын

Lilly Kendall o h m y g o d y e s

@jimmyjuice697

5 жыл бұрын

That technically makes him a pan icon.

@emmal2429

5 жыл бұрын

Jimmy Juice well he says he goes both ways so that's why I say bi

if anyone else comes back to watch old clips like I do, please know that Dan is now happily married with a lovely woman named Ashley (not the one from the Does Bruno Mars is Gay saga)

Very organized video description. I like it a lot.

12:19 the sound of agreement in dannys voice is so satisfying

I’m a Black Girl...and Dan thinks black women are awesome!!!❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍

@MrZZ-py4pq

5 жыл бұрын

Disgusting

@atsuneh516

5 жыл бұрын

Danx Tgcad fuck off

@SomeInfamousGuy

5 жыл бұрын

@@MrZZ-py4pq What hole did you crawl out of?

@LoveMyUnusual

5 жыл бұрын

Ayyy! 😄

What I would not give to see Dan say "*GO OOOONNN*???!!" 26:32

Everytime I get rejected and I feel bummed out I watch this and it makes me feel better! I love the grumps.

Speaking of what age you got your first kiss. I was like 7-8 when the girl i liked kissed me at recess. And then i ran around screaming for like 5 minutes.

11:03 is the opposite story of 2:02

A Curdle of Love would be an awesome band name!

If Dan hasn't been with a black girl yet, then I volunteer as tribute

Hearing Dan talk about New Jersey is so crazy bc I live there, about an hour from NYC, and hearing him talk about Wildwood n stuff is super weird bc ive been there so much Edit: His hometown is actually right next to mine wow

15:34 Arin, not caring who kisses him me: o h🥰

I’m black dan thinks I’m awesome 🙃 Senpais noticed me

@loganoates6683

5 жыл бұрын

JuiceCoil Is what the man says true? Do you simply give no shits, when asking people out?

@LoveMyUnusual

5 жыл бұрын

And Black ladies, heck yeah :D

@wheresmycar9559

5 жыл бұрын

Sorry kiddos, dan only likes the biggest blackest men.

@bingoblackdynomite

5 жыл бұрын

I have so much to aspire to now lol I'm nowhere near as cool as the black guy in his story, but I have to be now. For Dan.

@MrZZ-py4pq

5 жыл бұрын

disgusting

When Arin talked about having a "day-fuck" with Suzy, I immediately had that uncomfortable feeling like when I accidentally hear my parents going at it lol

Dan: Did I ever tell you...one of my many stories of why I think black people-- Me: o_o Dan: --are fucking-- Me: O_O Dan: --awesome? Me: I don't think so, no.

Ashley's one lucky human.

@BeatlesStan26

3 жыл бұрын

Ik right, I'd do anything to be her.

I must find this Reginald P. Tinklebottoms

3:28 "THAT CAN FUCKING HAPPEN!?" "YOU CAN JUST DO THAT?!" 😂 I relate so much 😂

Dan's girl stories? more like *an hour of Dan and Arin giving people who are too nervous to ask girls out advice,* amirite?

I could listen to Danny tell stories for the rest of my life

Dan is so adorable ❤️🤗 such a gentleman

9:00 *DAN! THAT WAS A MULTI-PLAYER ARCADE GAME!*

If dan, one day, ever gets married. I’m convinced she is going to be a black woman.

@alakesbrahms806

4 жыл бұрын

True, I mean I’m white but I’d hella love to marry a black woman.

@monsoonsilk

Жыл бұрын

Well, you tried. She is still just as beautiful and I am NOT surprised!

I like to use the motto "you won't get what you want if you don't ask" to motivate myself when it comes to things like asking someone out

Fucking finally, I've been waiting for a compilation like this for a looooooong time. Thank you :)

And now our Danny boy is happily married!

Dan is actually the reason I believe there are good guys in the world

Arin just non-chanantly said “i’m bi lol” and i’m for it

HOW DOES DAN ASK A GIRL OUT!!!?????

@pissfrog

5 жыл бұрын

Shows her his thumbs 😏

@MaskedHeroLucky

5 жыл бұрын

"Hey baby, I sing songs about dicks for a living, wanna go out?"

@gene4438

5 жыл бұрын

I made a song about dinosaurs and lasers. Wanna make out? 😂

@Meepers_the_Great

5 жыл бұрын

More like, “Does How Dan do ask a girl good time out”?

@necronsplayer

5 жыл бұрын

Excuse me, miss, can you help me make banana cry?