“No, I believe in you!” “I believe in your ability to die at my hands.” oh, they’re _best_ best friends

@RichHobo

5 жыл бұрын

Whizzer's terrible horrible no good very bad day that happened when I read this

@TheEFRoommates

5 жыл бұрын

I agree, I would only say that to the very Best of my friends.

@StarkSpider24

5 жыл бұрын

Friendship goals?

@milesemiliog

5 жыл бұрын

fuck didn't expect a falsettos stan here

@Milkbread-go4xf

5 жыл бұрын

Whizzer's terrible horrible no good very bad day I love ur username so much omg

I hate it when mommy and daddy fight.

@dru4111

5 жыл бұрын

Taragoola Is Arin Mommy and Dan, Daddy?

@Kyogei.

5 жыл бұрын

Wow. I. Died 😂😂😂

@xultra_violetx

5 жыл бұрын

Y^Y

@otakugemi8414

5 жыл бұрын

Hnnnnggg when mommies unstable I feel unsafe-

@eternelleee

5 жыл бұрын

KaptainDruox 121 lmao

Its really funny when arin actually gets offended and says "wow"

@sofee6376

5 жыл бұрын

9:46

@storme9204

4 жыл бұрын

First 11 seconds lol

@liesl5313

4 жыл бұрын

5:37 too

@ericbrockie1191

3 жыл бұрын

Wow

@hotdoggie0876

3 жыл бұрын

sofee !! “woAOw”

“That’s what you get for being a Jew” OH MY LORD IM ON THE FLOOR DYING

@madrut6679

5 жыл бұрын

22:42

@xultra_violetx

5 жыл бұрын

*ooooh thats a low blow right there*

@TheLadybug177

4 жыл бұрын

I snorted from how hard I was laughing.

@reallio8165

3 жыл бұрын

@@madrut6679 thank youuu~

Let's all pray that the day never comes when they're both salty at the same time.

@houseofdemons7886

5 жыл бұрын

I'm not quite sure you got to the Kirby Golf part

@HugsAndHighelves

5 жыл бұрын

The monopoly rematch finale

@chrisberger9179

5 жыл бұрын

It's happened with jon

@tematoflakes

5 жыл бұрын

Mario maker

@Creables

5 жыл бұрын

9:14

The transition at 7:20 is perfect. “Jesus Christ Arin”

@lemonaidleo8283

5 жыл бұрын

One hell of a J cut

@xultra_violetx

5 жыл бұрын

DUDE I DIDNT NOTICE THAT

@TrackpadProductions

2 жыл бұрын

@@lemonaidleo8283 ...that... that's not what a J-cut is?

@BigT.Larrity

2 жыл бұрын

@@TrackpadProductions circumcision

@xanderjames8682

Жыл бұрын

​@@TrackpadProductions dont want to google that. Explain it with puppets please

Dan sassing Arin fuels me. It kinda makes me feel like Ross.

@grantkonop

5 жыл бұрын

Duuuudee, fucking same

@teama-holes6328

4 жыл бұрын

Dude I'm your 999th like niiiooooceee

@deboreynolds

4 жыл бұрын

Damn cuhz this got 1.1K LIKES?! Wow! Thanks everyone!

"You need to leave the Earth, and I'm gonna help you." -Dan

@Wertsir

3 жыл бұрын

“I’m gonna skin you” -Arin

Arin and Danny give eachother the nicest compliments

@superapm9620

6 жыл бұрын

"Wow you did really well for a _Biiiiiiiitch"_

@rena8904

6 жыл бұрын

"I'm gonna skin you"

@youtuberfangirlnamededyn6186

4 жыл бұрын

« Your just a balls ass »

"See, this is how a loser acts." One of my favorite lines ever said by either of these two, especially in that Kindergarten teacher way.

Hearing Dan say "STFU" is really jarring

9:50 is the funniest shit in the whole world That and “no that’s like totally cool of you, no it’s like the coolest thing ever”

@hamadryad

5 жыл бұрын

"Wow dude seriously shut the fuck up." 😂😂😂😂

@rockypikmin4493

4 жыл бұрын

The Zelda section too lmfao

@JaredK830

4 жыл бұрын

He sounds so sincere

@superLuigi675

4 жыл бұрын

what episode is this from?!

@zenomicron985

Жыл бұрын

@@superLuigi675 I too would like to know this

13:00 That complete change of tone cracked me up lol

@roamspida4951

2 жыл бұрын

"friendship overr" "YOU ARE F U C K I N G DEAD"

Dan’s immense sass at 4:22 gives me life

"Thats the kind of talk thats gunna get you thrown right in the leapard pit."

@MK-ns5ow

4 жыл бұрын

10:53🤣🤣🤣

Dan and Arin: a friendship so strong that threats of violence and painful death are laughed off

"You're only October." - Arin Hanson, 2018

@thomas-stilinski8149

4 жыл бұрын

Verpler I’m gonna use that lol

@timberwolfmerlot

2 жыл бұрын

Psh, you’re only October

For every pile of salt they put on a roast, they either dust it off and apologize to eachother, know theyre messing around and laugh at it, ones messing around while one adds salt, or add more salt to the salt roast

@jarroddobben

5 жыл бұрын

Sounds delicious

Don't mind me, just makin' notes to myself. 7:42 "i believe in u" 9:47 "douched around like a douche" 20:45 "DID YOU STEAL MY FUCKIN' PINK STAR!?" "...No." "I'm gonna SKIN you."

7:19 That's an Archer transition right there

@lemonaidleo8283

5 жыл бұрын

J cuts are the best

@althelor

3 жыл бұрын

@@lemonaidleo8283 is that what it's called when you cut between scenes in a way that continues the earlier conversation? I never heard that name before, and it always bugged me. Especially since you're right. Those are my absolute favorite type of transitions.

9:40 lol "We talked about this..." lol!

7:41 I believe in your ability to die at my hands 😂😂😂

10:34 Barry having to leap over a leopard pit every time he has to pee is such a funny visual.

Salty Dan is quite possibly the best thing ever to exist in the KZread gaming quarter.

Salty grumps? You mean, *A n o r m a l e p i s o d e o f a r i n*

@oldpotatoman4838

4 жыл бұрын

Toku Clips a normal pissed of Arin?

@victorianbarbie

4 жыл бұрын

An or male pi sodeo far in

@NikoJr.

4 жыл бұрын

A normal episode of Arin

@clxmentin3

4 жыл бұрын

anor mal episodeo farin

@lullsbaby9321

4 жыл бұрын

Idk why but I read that like a scientific name for medicine. Take your daily dose of Anormalepisodeofarin today!

14:33 Dan: “God, All these boss fights are just bridges to get that SWEET menu!” Arin: “..Dan? I need you to chill.” No matter how many times I hear that, That always cracks me. For two reasons. The fact you can hear how fed up Arin is and more importantly.. Dan is correct. The Menu’s have always, and always WILL be where all the riveting action is!

7:20 JEsus CHRIST Arin!

The segment at 19:38 gets me every time

I forgot how feral Arin got during dream course

Initiating Pre.exe

@Alakaizer

6 жыл бұрын

Jawunleashed conclusion imminent.

@OALXI

6 жыл бұрын

Commencing Jerking-Off

@mur22

6 жыл бұрын

Pr.exe

@slimetimeproductions4931

6 жыл бұрын

Super gonna do it

@thatpinhead7543

6 жыл бұрын

Initiating Complete.jpeg

You know these guys are really blessed in a healing way. Many times they have brought me out of a bad depression and these clips are some of the most healing.

@MMDAMV

5 жыл бұрын

They're such a great remedy for anxiety attacks too. Their chaotic positivity is so easy to get lost in.

@angelosarmiento9511

5 жыл бұрын

Same here man :) Pretty much every time I’m stressed about school I go to the grumps

@Starlotte

5 жыл бұрын

ok not to be that person because i 100% support self care and i’m hella glad so many people can relax and destress because of Dan and Arin but you do realize you commented this on a video where you can’t go more than 10 seconds without one of them saying fuck you

@nathanielmohr9622

5 жыл бұрын

@@Starlotte What is context and tone?

@Starlotte

5 жыл бұрын

as kinky as possible for all

20:46 Imma leave this timestamp here because i keep replaying it can't believe ones of my best friendships started almost exactly like this and i wanna send this to my friend but i'm just gonna get salty over it again lmao

@sunnydelight7252

2 жыл бұрын

Okay but I've started saying that at any minor inconvenience and it's too good

I love how most of these are from when they're dead tired.

22:40 i lost it

Arin:” What if game grumps was short for video game grumps?” Dan: “COULD YOU IMAGINE??? IN A CRAZY SITUATION WHERE A VIDEO GAME CHANNEL MENTIONS VIDEO GAMES IN THE TITLE?”

What if you worked at the grumps office and heard 3:52 from another room but it was muffled

This just proves they're besties

"Hey, I'm Salt!" "I'm Extra Salt!" "AND WE'RE THE SALTY GRUMPS!"

@amberr6707

3 жыл бұрын

That's dumb.

@Camothor10

3 жыл бұрын

Salt grumps not salty grumps

12:49 Best moment Arin asked the same question just one too many times. 🤣

I FINALLY FOUND THE CLIP OF ARIN SAYING DO YOU LIKE THE WAY MY BACON SMELLS THANK YOU IT'S AT 21:56

7:19 BEST SCENE TRANSITION EVER

I can feel the sass

I love the "Videogame grumps" moment

Arin: 22:40 *that's what you get for being a jew* I DIED😂😭😂😭😂😭😂

@codywrzesinski6877

5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

The best. Thank you for giving me a 24 minute smile.

@scourgeface

6 жыл бұрын

(sarcasm alert) eXCUSE ME. this video was aCTUALLY 23 minutes and 45 seconds long, sO HOW COULD YOU SMILE FOR 24 MINUTES.

@gene4438

6 жыл бұрын

Scourgeface I smiled for 15 seconds after the video 😉

16:43 one could say he is a *grumpy* fellow

From what I understand, Japan is called Japan because when explorers from Europe got to China's east coast - I think it was Marco Polo but don't quote me on this - they asked what those islands to the east were. They said it was the island of Zsa (which I think means sun) Gabor (which through a translation error was read like "bun" or "pun"). Through mistranslated and misread Japanese-to-Mandarin-to-Italian-to-English, sounded like something like "Zsa-pun" or "Japan".

@omegastar19

4 жыл бұрын

This is mostly incorrect. While Marco Polo did record a name for Japan (Cipangu), the word Japan comes from the Malay language. When Portuguese merchants arrived in Malaysia in the 16th century, they adopted the Malay word for Japan and brought it back to Europe, where it spread across the continent. The Japanese word for their own country is Nippon. Zsa Zsa Gabor was a 20th century American actress. Whoever told you that name meant Japan was pulling a prank on you ;)

@omegastar19

4 жыл бұрын

And for those who are interested: Germany actually has an unusually large variety of names in different languages. This is because Germany was barely a thing before the 19th century - it was divided into numerous smaller states, and geographically is was not a very distinct entity either; instead, in most cases surrounding regions took the name of the germanic region/tribe they had most contact with and eventually applied it to the entirety of what is now the state of Germany. So the French call Germany ‘Allemagne’ based on an ancient German tribe that lived in south-west Germany. The UK uses Germany based on the Germanic tribes. I believe a few other countries use a name based on the Saxon tribes that lived in Germany. The name Germany itself uses - Deutschland - simply means ‘(our) people’s land’. The English word for the population of The Netherlands - Dutch- has the same root.

For some reason I have always loved the gold leopard pit bit that Danny does. I even recorded it when I first heard it and saved it on my phone and listen to it every now and again and just laugh. How they come up with these things on the spot I'll never know.

I tried creating Dan Avidan on WWE 2K18 using someone else's Charlie Haas face photo & Derrick Bateman's hairstyle, but the end result was Superman's college photo.

@fukkthisnewupdate8882

4 жыл бұрын

Nicholas Weintraub actually loled

I love they're so insulting but affectionate at the same time

Moments of Dan quoting Arin? Like Sequelitis or older game grumps episodes?

@bumblebeerror9019

5 жыл бұрын

linkstorm6 B O M B B O W L I N G

@shytown7083

4 жыл бұрын

linkstorm6 oh my GOD YES

12:02 id love a compilation of the grumps talking french, this is hilarious

Every now and then, Dan out-Grumps Arin. And it's a beautiful thing.

You can just taste the salt

@maritofuentes4690

5 жыл бұрын

Geneycea Brooks it tastes like sugar

4:23 is my absolute favorite

@zxTroublexz

5 жыл бұрын

Bambsnak Lub could you CRAZY FUCKIN IMAGINE?

6:55 XD I love this so much 16:00 gives me life as well XD

I wonder if they’ve ever had a genuine fight

@ryansadauskis

5 жыл бұрын

Toxo 27 Probably nothing physical but they’ve probably argued. Every pair of good friends does it.

@thesamesam6292

5 жыл бұрын

@@ryansadauskis eh, I've been best friends with someone for 8 years now and we've never once had an argument. I guess I'm lucky that way

@Mezzy..

5 жыл бұрын

@@thesamesam6292 Seems like you got a really good friend there

@banditbeth7687

5 жыл бұрын

On the power hour they claimed that they haven’t so that’s good to know

@Tetfima

5 жыл бұрын

Wish I had friends like that, probably why I watch this show so much

I was sad when it ended ;-;

@ogjustaguy4531

5 жыл бұрын

I was salty

That “this one is real hard…” “it is NOT.” Is one of my all time favorite gg moments.

Don't gotta season this meat, tis plenty salty enough lol

m e r r y c h r i s t m a s i s w h a t i m e a n t

You know those moments when your video buffers at the exact moment there is "awkward silence" and you sit there longer than you should thinking "This is a lot longer than I remember"

The first time the kirby game showed it was Arin's win then the next time it was Danny's win and each time the sass level was over 9000

"friendship over..." "YOU ARE FUCKING DEAD"

7:21 is my ALL TIME FAVORITE DAN SASS XD

im gonna need a gallon of water to help with this sodium intake.

22:41 HOLY COW ARIN

Dude, you need to leave the earth. And I'll help. -Daniel Avidaniel Avidaniel

"you didn't cheat at all" that bit kills me every single time

50% of this video is Kirby's Dream Course. Which makes sense.

Hnnngg sometimes Arin gets so salty I can FEEL Dan's awkwardness and loss of words so he doesn't upset him more lol

@ojcb6721

Жыл бұрын

timestamp?

I think Ass Pirate is quite literally my new favorite insult to call someone. Thanks Arin.

10:18 LMAO

@blixtozzy

5 жыл бұрын

What is Dan actually talking about? I have no idea what it is

@p0zzywf588

5 жыл бұрын

@@blixtozzy he was jokingly talking abt putting a leopard pit in his house

*I'm gonna skin you.*

These guys are a couple of salty cards

"Yes of course you do, you stupid F&cking bastard" Will always get me no matter how many times I listen to it

11:50 i just love this bit

Caaaan you feeeel the saaaalt toniiiiight~

They’re like the two nicest people on earth except when they’re together in a room🤣🤣🤣

9:10 awe you missed the "riGHT *ON* it!"

You're missing the entirety of Arin's play through of Ocarina of Time.

It's like hearing your parents argue :')

Honestly I just love how they turn around almost every legitimate moment of negative emotion into laughter.

*eats salt and vinegar potato chips while watching*

"I believe in you! "I believe in your ability to die at my hands." can we talk about how cold that line was tho. like, superhero to supervillain talk right there. fuckin hell

God I'm having such a shit day at work I really needed this thank you💕💕💕

@mistersympa15

6 жыл бұрын

Me too, fam. Thank everything for Grumps.

I'm almost positive Mario 3D World had the most Dan Sass of any playthrough

7:42 hearing Danny say “shut the fuck up” not jokingly is so jarring

5:05 never laughed so hard

I could feel the annoyance coming off of dan when they were talking about the different country names in different languages

20:50 That part cracks my shit up everytime 😆😆😆

All of these salty clips are just bridges to get to that sweet menue.

@JadineD

5 жыл бұрын

Where'd you get a centaur?

"Yeah, of course you do, you stupid fuckin' bastard" I knew then it was going to be glorious. :D

I really, *really* hope Dan gets so salty towards Arin that he says “wOw those are fighting words. Jesus, Dan!”

18:19 NO PHONEBOOK PART???!?! THAT'S ONE OF THE BEST MOMENTS IN THEIR ENTIRE CARREER!

Anyone know where the clip at 9:50 comes from, I’ve been searching for that quote for ages now lol EDIT: ya boi got it its from mario maker episode 103 baby~

I love the leopard pit bit

"Look man, you and me if you were playing this game y'know what i'm saying?" -Arin Hanson 201?

12:01 "Les Etats Unis" is a literal translation of "The United States" we don't call it differently, we just say it with french words. Just wanted to say that for culture. It's free and you're welcome.

@fusion_phoenix

3 жыл бұрын

Germany.English Alemania.Spanish Deutschland. German I think it’s something like Doitsu in Japanese. Idk man words are hard

Now we need a peppery compilation, for the perfect dish