I'm so late to this party, but y'all were insistent XD. Also THANK YOU PATRONS for translating this madness!! You are all beautiful. What should I translate, cover, talking about, sing about next? xx

@sadiewatts6816

6 жыл бұрын

Malinda Kathleen Reese ❤

@armandorusi2467

6 жыл бұрын

Malinda Kathleen Reese anne marie Friends

@sadiewatts6816

6 жыл бұрын

can you translate Finesse by bruno mars?

@jodiebrian9343

6 жыл бұрын

Malinda Kathleen Reese it's great! 😘 Can you do any p!atd song please. Xx

@taylorscalf485

6 жыл бұрын

Maybe some Relient K songs(sadie hawkins dance ftw) or Imagine Dragons! (Shots, Radioactive, Whatever it takes?) Those would be good translations.

"Are you sure you want to sleep in the morning?" *YES. LET ME LIVE...*

@itilosi9929

6 жыл бұрын

lol

@analampis3358

6 жыл бұрын

agree!

@Alex2000_cos

6 жыл бұрын

100% you are aloud to from me 😃 LET ME SLEEP PLZZ DEAR GOD I NEET MY REST FOR ONES 😡

@colewilliams652

6 жыл бұрын

Same

@jaysin8247

6 жыл бұрын

When its over *I WILL NOT HURT YOU*

“I will not hurt you” Later... “I will have to attack again”

@feiradragon7915

5 жыл бұрын

What if GT is protecting you by attacking someone else? Like, there seems to be alot of anarchy in the song so what if GT is fighting a fascist/dictator/ect. and pretending to not be friends with anyone to avoid having them targeted by the remnants of the government?

@mommaweaver8586

4 жыл бұрын

@@feiradragon7915 yasss😂

@finleymeibirk8831

4 жыл бұрын

Yes friends Later... Don’t be his friend

@finleymeibirk8831

4 жыл бұрын

Yes friends Later... Don’t have friends

@elara3812

4 жыл бұрын

Laura Co she winked UwU

“Do not have a friend you know you’re gonna marry her in the morning” This just describes shippers in every fandom.

@averypogfrog

3 жыл бұрын

I feel attacked

@kenzblazedrawforever215

3 жыл бұрын

Sadly more of less, they don't even have to be friends

@Phoenix_D

3 жыл бұрын

@@raccoon2820 ayyyyyy, fellow Errink

@OxiKoma

3 жыл бұрын

@@raccoon2820 Who are more then half those people-

@rsq_2100

3 жыл бұрын

@@raccoon2820 Cartadora and Lumity yesss

She literally had no idea when she said Putin will continue

@lucy-gj8lj

Жыл бұрын

1:40

@Omi_ASMR

Жыл бұрын

OMG TRUE

@BeanKally

Жыл бұрын

*oh no*

@mchmurka7628

Жыл бұрын

Google Translate predicting the future, as always

@mahlioz

Жыл бұрын

Exactly what I was going to say 😢

All I need to hear is “paper towel” and I instantly started laughing.

@slurpiegames

6 жыл бұрын

XD

@slurpiegames

6 жыл бұрын

I might need some paper towels

@brennencanfield4856

6 жыл бұрын

Already? It has only been up for like an hour!!!

@koolkitty108

6 жыл бұрын

the Putin line got me so hard, my dude... 😂

@artsysundae

6 жыл бұрын

*it looks like a man*

Me: **clicks on video** Song: Paper towels Me: **clicks like**

@somerandomgirl8897

5 жыл бұрын

I KNOW THE PERSON WHO POSTED THIS THEY POSTED IT RIGHT AFTER THEIR SISTER WAS BORN HOLY SHIT SHE’S GOT A LOT OF LIKES SHE SAYS THANKS

@sexykiss8116

5 жыл бұрын

I did the EXACT same thing!

@josukehigashikata4565

5 жыл бұрын

There =]. A liek from your *666th* like. Vely god

@npc_combine_s

5 жыл бұрын

@@somerandomgirl8897 r/youngpeopleyoutube

@chriskazuto1442

5 жыл бұрын

Same

“Look at Muslims” Me being a Muslim : looks in mirror Also me : *nice.*

@maeloveslando

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@MrEar

3 жыл бұрын

Malinda: Look at Muslims Me: no dont please Malinda: They seem nice Me: Oh ThAnK gOd

@amna2151

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrEar sameeeeeee

@blumoon2985

3 жыл бұрын

Same !

@sadiahjudin4584

3 жыл бұрын

Omg sameee!

Me: *trying to sleep* My cat: "Are you sure you want to sleep in the morning?"

@sunsetcaticorn3719

4 жыл бұрын

That's so true lol

@veeamazingtv3994

3 жыл бұрын

Once when I was sleeping at my cousin's house I heard a little mew from downstairs and their cat was hungry but nobody was awake so I just sat there with the cat waiting for my aunt and uncle to feed the cat. I guess my body knows I love cats since the cat was all the way in the kitchen

@ireallyreallyhategoogle

Жыл бұрын

lol

"Do not let it in, do not let it go!" I see Google Translate finally hates Frozen.

@graceholland5770

5 жыл бұрын

UndertaleLover That is so observant!

@alpeolpa437

5 жыл бұрын

GT has given up on the rise for radiation

@pinkivixen3295

5 жыл бұрын

Let us very angry

@gigachadcooper7381

5 жыл бұрын

Google Translate finally said something smart.

@art.strings

4 жыл бұрын

GIVE UPPPPP

*don't text ur ex when ur drunk!* ADD THIS RULE TO CONSTITUTION!!!!

@reynhacoezy5510

5 жыл бұрын

I AGREE

@fiadhhepburnlovell4386

5 жыл бұрын

No you get the best texts when your drunk

@anthonygarcia2383

5 жыл бұрын

YERSH

@kathygale780

5 жыл бұрын

Jia Gachaz it!!! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@theoumber6604

5 жыл бұрын

Me and my friends are in middle school. We text each other when sugar crazy. It's just as entertaining

"Look at Muslims" "They seem cool" I just repeated those lyrics over and over again, and then, while my dad was praying, I said, "Thank you for calling me cool."

@tigerwolf2243

2 жыл бұрын

Aww, your dad finally gets to be cool. Lol.

This song is literally the transition from middle school to high school...

@conlon4332

3 жыл бұрын

Wow, underrated comment!

@cloiespierrobertson9904

Жыл бұрын

... jeez your right. i am literally in high school and i- lord.

"I am angry about the new rules" - *Every KZreadr to Coppa*

@XxDreamy_LeaxX

4 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same! Lol!

@GTAandApplechannel

4 жыл бұрын

Lozzie the llama :3 but that will my opportunity to get all the comments on my gaming channel because you can’t find anymore videos that’s made for kids and you can comment

@officialSgtPepperArc360

4 жыл бұрын

You took that comment right out of my mouth!

@johnanderson9389

3 жыл бұрын

Way to go Coppa

@izzyd6894

3 жыл бұрын

@@XxDreamy_LeaxX I made a GLMV out of this song. If y’all are curious then check our my channel. Though I don’t think I did her masterpiece justice

What is google translate's obsession with politicians?

@camzoman

6 жыл бұрын

I think it's abbreviations that it picks up , and I imagine it learns languages through things like the news.

@owlgal1111

6 жыл бұрын

And countries too.

@coastersplus

6 жыл бұрын

A fanmade bootleg translation of Attack of the Clones translated Chancellor Palpatine as "Merkel".

@dawntherin2833

6 жыл бұрын

coastersplus I thought he was Speaker D (The Superior.) Wait. There are badly translated bootleg Star Wars movies BESIDES Backstroke? I demand a link.

@coastersplus

6 жыл бұрын

Check www.reddit.com/r/TheDubGathers/ It's not quite as authentic as Backstroke, because they've done all the machine translation themselves, and they're not dubbed yet. In the sidebar, you can find pictures of the captions for all of them up to Ep. VII [The Seventh Gathers: Flies are a Sober Force] and Rogue One [Grand Theft Auto: The Story of a Star Warrior]. But they have started dubbing Ep. IV [The Fourth Gathers: The Novelty Desires]. There's links to dubbed versions of the scenes basically until they get to the Death Star [Station Wagon], and there's also a full script.

"Putin will continue" GOOGLE WARNED US!!! WE SHOULD HAVE LISTENED!

@BenW0lf

Жыл бұрын

yes

@maximilianarold

5 ай бұрын

Happy 2nd birthday to the 3 day special operation I guess

My favorite line: "Synchronization has left me underwater" *No Context entered the chat.*

@malman_is_boiiii

Жыл бұрын

Hey buddy, how are you now?

“When it’s over, I will not hurt you“ *Thanks that’s reassuring*

@Jaxgotscared

4 жыл бұрын

Dude... Do not worry *I WILL HAVE TO ATTACK AGAIN-*

@lunastone8330

4 жыл бұрын

Gurl it’s obvious she winked

@spamtonthing

4 жыл бұрын

When it's over, I will not hurt you. I WILL HAVE TO ATTACK AGAIN.L

@aubrey7116

4 жыл бұрын

“I will never kill you”

@spamtonthing

4 жыл бұрын

@@aubrey7116 Lol

"Are you sure you want to sleep in the morning?" Yes. Just let me have a moment with my bed. Good night.

@rvmq

5 жыл бұрын

xD

@kairos8452

5 жыл бұрын

Goodday

@nataliamidzio

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao😂

"Get up early in the morning in the fields of worship" *Catholic Schools have entered the chat*

@akiradockery9387

4 жыл бұрын

XD

@TheEssenceofpets

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@mixxi996

4 жыл бұрын

Lol😂😂😂

@tooth_butter9258

4 жыл бұрын

I used to go to a Catholic school

@tooth_butter9258

4 жыл бұрын

This is 1000% accurate

Coronavirus: *exists* Everyone panic shopping: 0:00

@charlotteharrison1757

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@charlotteharrison1757

3 жыл бұрын

Just yes

1:58 "you will not be entertained" WRONG.

@albond

6 жыл бұрын

TZR Dammit, you stole my comment (I was literally gonna post that but then saw that you had 😂)

@Oliver-gn2sp

6 жыл бұрын

NOT BEING ENTERTAINED ENTERTAINS ME

"Look at muslims" "..." "Yeah, they look cool"

@mayajabak263

6 жыл бұрын

Raptor with Feathers I swear I'm a Muslim and it's still hilarious 😂

@Imamonarchist

6 жыл бұрын

How that changed from “Rehearse and repeat it, ‘cause I”, I will never know.😂

@mbmd_nation

6 жыл бұрын

The silent moment after it is so funny 😂

@gohunt001-5

6 жыл бұрын

We are tho.... Well, most of us.

@starlyxt

6 жыл бұрын

well i am one 😂😂

Month two of quarentine: Google Translate: "By no means, nothing will change" Me: "That... actually sounds pretty accurate."

The sing: Look at muslims Me, a muslim: Oh, why thank you for calling me cool. I respect your religion.

@izzygoingdizzy

3 жыл бұрын

The Playlist Guy im a muslim toooooooo.😀

@poppybrosjrex6922

3 жыл бұрын

Izmoo Nomnom fellow muslim

@Akmarizam

3 жыл бұрын

heyoo

@Unipopcorn1414

3 жыл бұрын

Ayoo ❤️❤️

@ahumantryingtosurvive

3 жыл бұрын

Hello I'm not Muslim but, hello how are you

"Paper towel." Oh, this is gonna be good.

@Unidentified952

2 жыл бұрын

HOW DOES THIS HAVE 1K LIKES BUT NO REPLIES WTH???

@dumbdave961

2 жыл бұрын

@@Unidentified952 Good thing we fixed that :)

@Unidentified952

2 жыл бұрын

@@dumbdave961 yeah haha

@slyar

2 жыл бұрын

@@dumbdave961 Nice

@Just_A_Skrungly_Animator

Жыл бұрын

Yeh

1985: We'll have flying cars by 2018!! 2018: They know they are just alcohol and bamboo.

@kamrynemerson1821

5 жыл бұрын

Dude, do not worry. I will have to attack again and then we'll get flying cars.

@vixymixy

5 жыл бұрын

@@kamrynemerson1821 lmao

Friend: What your favorite song? Me: .... Me: I am angry about the new rules 0

4 years later and that Phrase '"Putin will continue" and with the happenings now.. Hits quite different.

"Do not make friends, no friends" Introverts: *Yes ma'am!*

@sussus9680

3 жыл бұрын

Relatable

@tulkinismailov1636

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@randomthings587

2 жыл бұрын

Lol yea

@paintedpools4752

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@ohshit4860

2 жыл бұрын

Me

ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO SLEEP IN THE MORNING?

@gigifabulous

6 жыл бұрын

jan harald yes

@icecrystalqueen9623

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah, definitely

@enbylion

6 жыл бұрын

lemme think about it... YES

@kdemetter

6 жыл бұрын

No, I have to get up early in the morning in the fields of worship.

@somethingsmellsfishy8902

6 жыл бұрын

Absolutely.

Google Translate: Are you sure you should sleep in the morning? Me: That is the question of life. I ask myself this everyday.

@Hi-eu2gp

3 жыл бұрын

When its over, I will not hurt you

“Do not make friends, no friends.” Well, I haven’t broken that rule yet.

“McCain has failed me” “Putin will continue”

@hmmyes7807

4 жыл бұрын

This video is sponsored by Russia.

@calebwhitetheawoken

4 жыл бұрын

Robert E.Lee Joins Ahem

@mohammadkhayrsharifftapsi5859

4 жыл бұрын

El dos patrocinadores son: Rusia y Estados Unidos”

@Hand-in-Shot_Productions

3 жыл бұрын

For the first one: I guess that's the sentiments of 2008! For the second one: I hope not! Thanks to the 2020 Russian referendum, he can continue until 2036. However, I know a few Russians who would like to cut his term by 15 years...

"Do not make friends, no friends" You're saying that as if I have the ability to make and have them

@lubnaamjad9008

4 жыл бұрын

Like so damn true

@sauce5066

4 жыл бұрын

(Cuss warning) I DONT HAVE A MOTHERFUCKING SOCAIL LIFE AND MY GAMING FRIENDS ARE FAKE

@tytymax2349

4 жыл бұрын

Veryyyyy true , noo social life for me

@Bitesyoumaulsyou

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@kateburns9011

4 жыл бұрын

Oh my God, a thing we can all relate to.

"Yes, friends" "No friends" *Sincerely, that one overprotective mom/dad*

That "Putin will continue" just hits different. I did not expect that.

@BenW0lf

Жыл бұрын

absolutely

Malinda, your facial expressions and editing are *priceless* .

@carvving

6 жыл бұрын

So true

@chonoorjavanroodi7470

6 жыл бұрын

TROOOÒOOOOOO

@Vitoria-ji6tq

6 жыл бұрын

they make the whole thing 10× better

@nooneatall5493

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah you are so right

@brittn2410

6 жыл бұрын

See google translate is funny, but you doing google translate is what makes it funny. Without your voice, facial expressions, and editing it would just be random, you make it a good random

DO NOT MAKE FRIENDS, NO FRIENDS.

@gay_goose

6 жыл бұрын

I don't have friends anyway. So same!

@josephchambers6893

6 жыл бұрын

Tried that. Didn't work for me.

@settledown_em

6 жыл бұрын

#strangerdanger

@anniethai3180

6 жыл бұрын

Simple I have no friends....wait wut

@Stacymc2012

6 жыл бұрын

Said every introvert ever. Lol!!!!

Nobody: Me: *reads the new rules* Also me: ANARCHY

"First, the recipient can not lift" Me to my gym coach

0:51 "Yes, friends" 3:20 "Do not make friends, no friends" You're sending me mixed messages here

@greenwing1305

4 жыл бұрын

Me before and after getting kicked out of the group chat:

@auntyhiggo

4 жыл бұрын

Corri B Hou have a nice Hamilton pfp

@redrosereindeer

4 жыл бұрын

I made a similar comment as yours l swear l didn't see your comment if you want l can delete it because yours came first

@dragonsaregreat1948

4 жыл бұрын

@@auntyhiggo yes, their pfp is the best

@officialSgtPepperArc360

4 жыл бұрын

Do not let it in, do not let it go!

FLIPS THE TABLE I'M ANGRY BOUT THE NEW RULES

@prismus6520

5 жыл бұрын

More like, flips the bird (2:56)

@leanne5679

5 жыл бұрын

I always find an army in every video I watch! Heyyyy 😂💜

@harrypotteruknow7380

5 жыл бұрын

@@leanne5679 Haha me toooo

@IceePhoenix

5 жыл бұрын

DO NOT LET IT IN, DO NOT LET IT GO (no,no,no,no)

@xxeloisexxxxx8933

4 жыл бұрын

lmao same

It predicted the future

1:16 oh lord translate have predicted this... I'm scared now

2:53 ANARCHY that made me laugh so much just keep hitting the time.

@fernleaf1158

6 жыл бұрын

jamie jewell Of course, my Hamilton-crazed mind immediately thought of Lafayette

@celinedestiny4385

6 жыл бұрын

jamie jewell THANK YOU

@jamiejewell3990

6 жыл бұрын

Fernleaf of FlowerClan don't worry so did i, haha

@daniellehaber4859

6 жыл бұрын

Fernleaf of FlowerClan omgs yes! Sameee!

@AlexanderrRobinEvans

6 жыл бұрын

Fernleaf of FlowerClan my warrior name is Goldenfire ;)

"Are you sure you should sleep in the morning?" Look, Google Translate, I don't judge YOUR lifestyle.

@ladycatsinger

6 жыл бұрын

Why yes, I work third shift...I have to sleep in the morning.

Google Translate: Putin will continue People in 2022: IT PREDICTED THE FUTURE!!!

So I clicked on this, because recommended, the first thing I heard was "p a p e r t o w e l". I nearly died lmao

"See above" is probably the luckiest way that line could have been translated😂

'you have to do your homework now!' *slowly realises that I was meant to be doing homework and not watching youtube...*

@graceholland5770

5 жыл бұрын

Pamela Rose Exact same I mean who needs math hw when you can have THIS?

@BluBiscuit

5 жыл бұрын

#same happens to me all the time I feel you

@FireFalcon-xz9ey

5 жыл бұрын

same here i have a project due monday but i'm doing nothing who cares if its my first grade of the trimester...oh wait

@hazakurasuyama9016

5 жыл бұрын

now you know why i do my homework at school (also my teacher dosnt give me much)

@lemonsauce6377

5 жыл бұрын

Same...but im addicted to KZread...

“Do not have a friend you know you are going to marry her in the morning” **Nervous laughs in lesbian**

"Do not make friends, no friends." No wonder the Genie called you friendless

"8th, do not have a friend" *"You know that you are going to marry her in the morning"* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@spamtonthing

4 жыл бұрын

Do not have a freind. You are going to marry her in the morning. Me: But their freinds......????

@kittycutemimikyuaxolotl4248

4 жыл бұрын

I was reading comments while watching and it said this as i read your comment

@angelerror4086

4 жыл бұрын

because if you make friends, then you'rw practicly breaking the bro code

@spamtonthing

4 жыл бұрын

@@angelerror4086 I don't get it.

@angelerror4086

4 жыл бұрын

@@spamtonthing most friends don't have a girlfriend, and they want you to priotize bro, not a girl, or you will be called a simp

"Are you sure you want to sleep in the morning?" Yes.. Yes, I'm sure.

@unknownid9030

5 жыл бұрын

Why do u want to sleep? Me: McCain has failed me

"I am angry about the new rules" Little did they know...

“Do not let him go” That’s the opposite of the meaning of the song-

@caniputmyballsinyojaws1946

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao I didn’t realize that

So: 1 = paper towel 2 = dude 3 = eight Google....i think you had my math teacher

@kikiblipblop3047

6 жыл бұрын

EmeraldKingDS NO WAY!!! Me too

@freechain

6 жыл бұрын

Silent Magic I

@alonelypotato3581

6 жыл бұрын

So true 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@iamyodiel3916

6 жыл бұрын

Thats how you count paper towel dude eight jk its 123

@hannah-violetgranger-weasl3564

5 жыл бұрын

lol

"Synchronization has left me underwater" Synchronized swimming gone wrong?

@domoncar6782

6 жыл бұрын

No, its Synchronised drowning drowning by this point.

"Putin will continue" WAS THIS FORESHADOWING-

GTS: I'm angry about the new rules ~KZreadrs towards COPPA

"Look at muslims" Me: eXcUsE mE "Yeah, they seem cool" Me: oh, why thank you:D

@orangecrayola1326

4 жыл бұрын

Yay

@lishiyous

4 жыл бұрын

Yanssss

@p3tert0rk

4 жыл бұрын

x yasssssss

@p3tert0rk

4 жыл бұрын

Are you turkish?

@robenkhoury7079

4 жыл бұрын

@@p3tert0rk and if he they aren't? And if they are???

Do not make friends! No friends! 😂😂

@babblgamgummi6029

6 жыл бұрын

I'm angry about the new rules

@kaitlynang

6 жыл бұрын

Cool with me. Already there ;)

0:37 Give this woman water right now!

watching 1:17 in 2022 be like *Intense sweating*

As a Muslim, I appreciate the shout out 🤣

@TheMelopeus

6 жыл бұрын

So when she speaks about muslims she has to make something to not be "offensive" but when she talk about the "holy spirit of abissal dispair" it's all fine and funny... Do you find this ok?

@NShll-sd9yw

6 жыл бұрын

why do you think that is ? maybe because we get so much shit for just being Muslim ?!!

@shanenanigans27

6 жыл бұрын

TheMelopeus What are you talking about!

@kiera3910

6 жыл бұрын

TheMelopeus I don't see why people are getting so upset over a google translated line.

@kiera3910

6 жыл бұрын

TheMelopeus And anyway where does she say that??

'Jan, he's breathing!' Jan: Okay cool we don't have to call an ambulance then

@codyschwartz2827

5 жыл бұрын

That's funny I immediately started laughing lol lmao

@videoprakash9738

5 жыл бұрын

Mum: ATLANTA WILL BE IN STUTTGART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@theoumber6604

5 жыл бұрын

I read it as "Jan! He's breathing!" As in, you didn't do your job Or something

@marsfrommarsyuh

4 жыл бұрын

@@codyschwartz2827 free

@ambiguousCrusteacean

2 жыл бұрын

Great, we're gonna have to knock him out even harder!

I am proud to have memorized this song and sing it whenever the original comes on

"Putin will continue" Well damn, made in 2018 and accurate asf

@KoopaKid660

2 жыл бұрын

By no means nothing will change Oh god this better not be a prediction

@HangryOnPaws

2 жыл бұрын

@@KoopaKid660 especially not the anarchy part at the end...

Lyrics: One Google Translate: Paper Towel Me: *seems legit*

"glory does not give me water so you have to consider yourself" google is trying so hard to go all philosophical on us

1:17 "Putin will continue" ...Welp

Google translate: "nothing will change" Covid: "haha lol"

THIS IS MORE ADDICTIVE THAN DUA LIPA'S VERSION

@dxniqa21

6 жыл бұрын

AGREED

@nolanman7077

2 жыл бұрын

Every time the regular song comes on I sing this version 😂

@alaynagill1935

Жыл бұрын

Nolan man, I do that, like with Weird al stuff.

@golden6209

Жыл бұрын

@@nolanman7077 Same

“do not have a friend, you know you’re gonna have to marry her in the morning” 2 questions, 1: why do you have to marry her? 2: what’s wrong with her that you can’t have friends?

@StrazdasLT

4 жыл бұрын

Shotgun wedding.

@Lyoko2516

2 жыл бұрын

@@StrazdasLT Piggybacking off this: Shotgun wedding with a controlling fiancée.

“Putin will continue” How are these translated lyrics kinda real about right now this was made 4 years ago

"Yes that's me" so Malinda FINALLY noticed her doubles!

@bessieburnet9816

6 жыл бұрын

Sparklefish K In a GTS video at least. (The 2017 Christmas song. "Clone Choir")

@megankatie8895

6 жыл бұрын

Still, this is the first time in a google translate video. :)

@bessieburnet9816

6 жыл бұрын

Sparklefish K I just said that.

@megankatie8895

6 жыл бұрын

Sorry

@marshroverv5632

6 жыл бұрын

They're becoming self aware!

1:51 1,2 8th..... wow google translate, you sure do know how to count.....

@ee-ld3vt

5 жыл бұрын

LOL

@notagamer2452

5 жыл бұрын

That is Valve

@unknownid9030

5 жыл бұрын

Google: hmm... Well..... Frequently asked question

@coochiegirl3908

5 жыл бұрын

Not A Gamer, Valve can count alright, up to 2 then things get hazy.

@silvershadow1271

5 жыл бұрын

Then 95th of course

Nobody: Not even my cat: Not even me: KZread Captions: *On the water yes I will* Me: *wise words* Time: 0:57

My mind at any social event: do not make friends, no friends

“Yes,friends.” Few minutes later “Do not make friends, no friends” Ok sure.

@Lyoko2516

2 жыл бұрын

And then they confirm the first "friends" bit in the end. :)

@canned_crickets

2 жыл бұрын

Ambiverts: *Eh, I'm flexible*

"I am angry about the new laws" every dystopian novel ever

@mythandmayhem1134

6 жыл бұрын

TheCrystalWarriors Not true; sometimes they’re angry about the old laws.

@hamiltonfangirl1765

6 жыл бұрын

Duelist Of Roses that is so true

this has NOT aged well in 2022.

Who else is watching in 2022 and is shocked that there’s one line about Putin?

1780:In the future, we will have had cured all diseases! 2018: Synchronization has left me underwater.

@juanmanuelmoramontes3883

4 жыл бұрын

I read that exactly when she sang it XD.

@sirk603

4 жыл бұрын

But we have cured many fatal diseases

@sanjana9308

4 жыл бұрын

Coronavirus.

@anthonyperez6157

4 жыл бұрын

@@sanjana9308 yes.

@sanjana9308

4 жыл бұрын

Anthony Perez lol

"And if you are under it, you will not be entertained" ...poor bottoms.

@legallycritter4984

4 жыл бұрын

The what?!

@conlon4332

3 жыл бұрын

I've been looking for a comment about that line. Thought I'd have to make it myself! Haha!

@conlon4332

3 жыл бұрын

@@legallycritter4984 ? I'm honestly confused about what you're confused about... there is literally no 'the' in the original comment.

@legallycritter4984

3 жыл бұрын

@@conlon4332 actually It was spelling error sorry, It supposed to say "boto-... What?" But I'm too lazy. I'm confused on what does the "bottom" refers to

@legallycritter4984

3 жыл бұрын

@@evilzombie9305 I actually search that up and it's not that traumatizing since my sister usually refers bottom as "Uke"

"You have to do you homework now" Me staying in bed the whole day and ignoring the bunch of homework I need to do until tomorrow, but insteed of doing it watching GT videos

“I’m angry about the new rules!” Everyone when social distance rules started

Comedy and facial expressions get me every time. The lines you add always have me doubling over in laughter. Also, I'm wearing my gradually watermelon t shirt right now, I feel like it's very appropriate for watching this.

@silviatrick571

6 жыл бұрын

out of the times of watching this video, i'm also wearing my gradually watermelon t-shirt

Mum: "Are you SURE you want to sleep in the morning???" Me: "What do you think? I HAVE TO, IF YOU WANT ME TO LIVE!!!"

“Hopping will save me.” Ah yes just what I was looking for

1:18 ‘putin will continue’. OOF

Look aaattt Musliims *intense staring* eh they seem cool

@xander8574

5 жыл бұрын

Like this Pritchard what?!?!

@GenderWoman666

5 жыл бұрын

That was lovely XD

@fefex21

5 жыл бұрын

I died it was funny and cute

@khansadewani716

4 жыл бұрын

I'm a muslim

@Angel-pj2wt

4 жыл бұрын

@@khansadewani716 she called u cool

the first thing on the screen 📇 PAPER TOWEL

"Putin will continue" Yeah it looks like it

@hokton8555

4 жыл бұрын

this video: 15 March 2018 last election 18 march 2018 (Putin won...)

1:46 "Dude, do not worry." "I will have to attack again." *attacks Lol😂😂😂

This....actually makes sense Why?

“8th: Do not have a friend You know you will marry her in the morning”

@ArtistRamWill

4 жыл бұрын

GT skipped rule 4th, 5th, 6th and 7th and got to the important stuff

@mazyspelledcorrectly4865

3 жыл бұрын

Logic

@Addibaddii

3 жыл бұрын

honestly since I’m a lesbian that’s kinda true lol

@izzyd6894

3 жыл бұрын

Literally everyone in grade school when a male and a female are friends

@usernamenotfound7357

3 жыл бұрын

Izamaya Studios so true 😂

I've suddenly started going through your videos making music videos in my head as if they were the originals, and it's really just making me thrive lmao

Looking back on this in 2023 “Putin will continue” did not age very well.