Y'all have been requesting this forEVER so I'm stoked to have finally done it!! Also if you didn't know I have a second music channel :D Would mean the world if you gave the little guy some love and subscribed! kzread.info

@marevannierop

5 жыл бұрын

I did! Love you! 🥰🥰

@kierabroadway5940

5 жыл бұрын

This is.... Interesting

@jugemujugemugokonosurikire4735

5 жыл бұрын

Love your videos

@jugemujugemugokonosurikire4735

5 жыл бұрын

How did you even act while keeping a straight face?

@rebecca2398

5 жыл бұрын

I love all your videos!you should translate a makeup/art tutorial

"Welcome to Google Translate Airlines - Welcome to Corsica" Well, that was the fastest plane ride I ever had in my life

@margot3711

5 жыл бұрын

@Matty Bruno Lucas Zenere Salas huh interesting

@trifta91

5 жыл бұрын

Me too...considering I drive a Chevy Corsica lol.

@unepintade

4 жыл бұрын

"We stole the plane from france"

@hannamouse1

4 жыл бұрын

When I took a flight from Helsinki to London, they played the "turbulence warning" and "coming to land in 5 minutes" announcements right after the "seatbelt light removed" announcement!

@yurigacha-san1367

4 жыл бұрын

@Matty Bruno Lucas Zenere Salas *tHe MoRe YoU kNoW!* That was actually interesting though

"There is a jacket of life under the throne of the people" I mean...it did get it _basically_ right...just more dramatically.

@sarahj5161

4 жыл бұрын

VERY dramatically, lol!

@GhostLeviathan27

4 жыл бұрын

😆 hehe you're right it is

@siliconsulfide8

4 жыл бұрын

ah I wanted to like it... but it's the special 69 number

@chloesantos8637

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@voguedictatinglove2455

4 жыл бұрын

Just realized it!

the fact that "there is a jacket of life under the throne of the people" just sounds like a dramatic version of the original text makes it 200% funnier im-

@WinxAliNelCielo

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@francescapatti2934

2 жыл бұрын

It sounds like a metaphor for communism/socialism

@princefluff08

2 жыл бұрын

Sin is not a lifeline on the Java page.

@vialtrucking

2 жыл бұрын

that should be on r/technicallythetruth (coming from someone who doesn't use reddit)

@otterpop57

2 жыл бұрын

@@vialtrucking u right, u right

“All large electronic devices have been switched off” Google translate: REMOVE ALL ITEMS, REMOVE ALL IMPORTANT THINGS

@richtea5741

3 жыл бұрын

Same thing if you think about it 😂

@lolatheidiot5872

2 жыл бұрын

@@richtea5741 Exactly

@alexholley2712

Жыл бұрын

Well, guess I've got to remove my life support then. Okay an- *dies*- someone's grandma

"Before you leave, make sure you are in the right place." That's actually good advice when getting off any form of mass transportation.

@GhostGlitch.

5 жыл бұрын

Ezra Borg that happened? But... How?

@GhostGlitch.

5 жыл бұрын

Ezra Borg especially if you use the NATO alphabet. I don't know if I'd mind too much as a passenger tho. I assume they got a free second flight at the least and got to spend a bit of time in a nother country

@GhostGlitch.

5 жыл бұрын

Ezra Borg ah, well a different city at the least

@bakes887

5 жыл бұрын

Google Translate sings Havana should have done that

@stapler3063

5 жыл бұрын

Especially the subway 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

“I am happy and fascinating, and sorry for some reason.” - Life with anxiety

@normalperson659

5 жыл бұрын

😞😞😞

@lisaaxen534

4 жыл бұрын

Everyone from Sweden says that. If I barely touch someone it's "sorry sorry, I'm so sorry, I apologise, sorry, sorry, so sorry"

@willwaters8553

4 жыл бұрын

Literally me

@yoshihiroc.6046

4 жыл бұрын

You are not alone

@NeonBeeCat

4 жыл бұрын

My life SmH.

Me: **goes to American airlines** My family: **sits down** Me: Oh crap-Mom I forgot my head bucket

@randomnesswitheva6063

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

@robbie5899

3 жыл бұрын

Dad: ...what?

@d0v3lyy

3 жыл бұрын

Robbie Walsh Lol

@Pastelleraisthebestytchannel

3 жыл бұрын

American Airlines is not good-

@joannelee8673

3 жыл бұрын

Ah crap, guess I gotta remove my head from my nose and mouth and keep breathing often. Dang guys, remember your head buckets

*"Your mistake can be used as punishment."* - Strict Parents.

@rachelburrell2106

3 жыл бұрын

especially if the mistake is not wiping the table

@michaelbfdiiwong523

3 жыл бұрын

said by Dolores Umbridge

@NerdWithLaptop

3 жыл бұрын

No Voldemort to Lucius.

@Plutocat426

2 жыл бұрын

When you accidentally disable your mom's phone for 20 days:

@CrystallineButterfly

2 жыл бұрын

i'm gonna go with hearth's dad but you guys are pretty on point too

“There is a jacket of life under the throne of the people” Must be how they say it in 1st class...

@lycaptain

4 жыл бұрын

XD

@theanarchist9733

4 жыл бұрын

I've been there it's true

@sherbetsparrow422

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@omays9658

4 жыл бұрын

AdoQhinaCoolieDude XD

@meghanaingleshwar

4 жыл бұрын

This is true.

Me: *cusses in class* Teacher: Your mistake can be used as punishment.

@pravijarajesh

5 жыл бұрын

Me: **YELLS IN EXCITEMENT**

@Pan_exe_

4 жыл бұрын

*happyness sound*

@markdasaro9045

4 жыл бұрын

Great that's a great idea for a t-shirt

@nmuniz2

4 жыл бұрын

I read this just as the line appeard

@kunmaronetchi7401

4 жыл бұрын

@@markdasaro9045 true XD

"Slides are used to use the Acne market!" Should I even ask what the Acne market is?

@pointlessvideos940

3 жыл бұрын

Probably not, for your sake..

@daviniarobbins9298

3 жыл бұрын

Well if it is the same place the coyote gets all his stuff I wouldn't even bother.

@jadeparelius

3 жыл бұрын

Where do you think they go after puberty--

@Imightbealittlegrey

3 жыл бұрын

I... didn’t.. even... *casually continues to die of laughter for the 67th time*

@robbie5899

3 жыл бұрын

Nope.

What normal people remember on a plane: "put the vest over your head and attach the buckles" What I remember: *"PlEaSe WeAr YoUr HeAd BuCkEt"*

"Your mistake can be used as punishment" *accurate description of life.*

@yourfriendlylocalhitman667

4 жыл бұрын

Accurate description of school

@ceski3255

4 жыл бұрын

y e p

@AlinaAniretake

4 жыл бұрын

My life entierly

@jdbrad2302

3 жыл бұрын

ROFL

@BeefO56

3 жыл бұрын

Thats school and life and parent advice 😂

"I am happy and fascinating and sorry for some reason." Me as a Canadian in a nutshell XD

@lillian394

5 жыл бұрын

I can relate too lol

@virtue1993

5 жыл бұрын

Maplestory?

@surzeekanimations

5 жыл бұрын

Same lol

@RavenDash01

5 жыл бұрын

Me

@prismus6520

5 жыл бұрын

Here as well

My teacher: since you’re done, why din’t you help someone else? My 6 year old mind: *keep guard against helping other people* 3:45

@animeweeblet207

3 жыл бұрын

I am literally dying listening to that part

@killianholm2283

3 жыл бұрын

I read this as she said that

@LesbianImpact

Жыл бұрын

STRANGER DANGER

“Disorders can be eliminated by protesters or protestors” That got real fast.

@idonotliveinparaguay.2361

2 жыл бұрын

Tiocfaidh ár lá! BLM!

@MemezuiiSangkanskje

Жыл бұрын

@@idonotliveinparaguay.2361 ?

@idonotliveinparaguay.2361

Жыл бұрын

@@MemezuiiSangkanskje tiocfaidh ár lá is an Irish sentence meaning "our day will come" it was heavily used by the IRA. BLM means black lives matter.

"There is a jacket of life under the throne of the people" That sounds like the motto a British communist party would use, I swear

@xeno1068

5 жыл бұрын

That's gonna be the motto of my British Communist party

@cat_goose9592

5 жыл бұрын

Actually does and I’m British 😂

@pravijarajesh

5 жыл бұрын

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

@taniacrawford6104

5 жыл бұрын

That is funny and accurate

@LilzMay-sk3ew

5 жыл бұрын

I'm British and that really does 😂

"We stole this plane from France, they're after us" lol.

@mulherenascentista

5 жыл бұрын

The best part lol 😂😂😂

@connaeris8230

5 жыл бұрын

Well, after all those Boeings were grounded, they had to find an alternative. Airbus planes are very common, and they're French! It all makes sense...

@jackryan2612

5 жыл бұрын

@@nabielw they're going to dismantle the plane and hide in one of the six caves on the island of Corsica!

@thomas-yq4dx

5 жыл бұрын

i mean airbus is from france

@tibethatguy

5 жыл бұрын

France Air is quaking.

Malinda: Fasten your seat belt Graystillplays: sHoVe It dOwN yOuR tHrOaT uNtIl yOu cAnT sEe It AnYmOrE

@drampadude9216

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@daniellewilson8527

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, I wanna watch the GrayStillPlays plane videos agai

@chrystalwayland3860

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@RandomGod5730

2 жыл бұрын

google translate: stab yourself with your seatbelt

@asher_delphi976

2 жыл бұрын

A fellow masochist!

2:46 "In addition, life vests are located underneath your seat." "There is a jacket of life under the throne of the people." Most accurate translation.

@anikahdunn4551

4 жыл бұрын

Like 123 I'm bored

@Frefoy

4 жыл бұрын

It’s the first class version

@Judyc6811

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@brendonhedgcock

2 жыл бұрын

@@Frefoy exactly…….. or as some people pronounce it, eggzackly (:

@Prototype_Gamez

Жыл бұрын

@@brendonhedgcock why did you make an egg pun

Google translate: “There is a Jacket of life under the throne of people” Me: I mean you’re not wrong-

@aadimakwana8160

3 жыл бұрын

Yep

@matejznidarsic9096

3 жыл бұрын

That’s how they say it in first class

@cyr3n_signall

3 жыл бұрын

Time to ruin the cute pfps

@merbudd

3 жыл бұрын

@@matejznidarsic9096 TRUEEE

@WinxAliNelCielo

2 жыл бұрын

@@matejznidarsic9096 Lol true

“There are six caves on this island, two years ago, pillows and after” In the end the pillow is upside down, nailed it XD

"Before you leave, make sure that you are in the right place." I-that is actually usefull

Teacher: Why is your homework overdue?! Me: Overdue is inspired by the pie...

@NixillShadowFox

4 жыл бұрын

Your mistake can be used as punishment.

@dellsl3102

4 жыл бұрын

I found my language in the into ("pekthyesi deshton"im albanian😊)

@crimsonscorner4432

4 жыл бұрын

Before long, the stadium suddenly collapsed and the muscle melts fell.

@itzchin

4 жыл бұрын

@שחר א. 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971 and I can't remember anymore

@Petaurista13

4 жыл бұрын

Teacher: kzread.info/dash/bejne/fnV3xLihl9feaaw.html You: kzread.info/dash/bejne/fnV3xLihl9feaaw.html

2:49 "There is a jacket of life under the throne of the people" --actually pretty accurate, just phrased in a very weird and hilarious medieval times way.

@fauxhuman0

5 жыл бұрын

If I could like twice, I would.

@pedropaulozaneladacruz5119

5 жыл бұрын

True

@machy8515

5 жыл бұрын

Yis

@randomgrmlin

5 жыл бұрын

Eyy it happened right as I read this

@marissalunn2703

5 жыл бұрын

True

One of the best translation of all time 2:49 "There is a jacket of life under the throne of the people" xD

“Please wear your head bucket” The day where relogic added buckets to terraria xD

Google translate is like drunk people giving advice

@yumiaishi260

4 жыл бұрын

Except drunk people give better advice

@alisa9040

4 жыл бұрын

I imagine they translated this into like 20 languages before getting something so crazy.

@marshalljenkins3406

4 жыл бұрын

@@alisa9040 they do

@missims100

4 жыл бұрын

Wiping the table that's not a bad idea you don't know who touched that tray before you they could've had the flu or Covid-19 or a different contagious virus so It's a good idea not only for the airplane but for everyone you go.

@haidarshehade241

4 жыл бұрын

I've never met drunk people

"before we take of make sure your seat is in the upright position" "before you leave, make sure you are in the right place" this had me *laughing*

@heatherjohnson6699

4 жыл бұрын

"Yeah, I think we got on the flight to Hawaii instead of Havana......"🤔🤨😕😓 XD ---> kzread.info/dash/bejne/iWugxMeth8aZZdo.html

@human6917

4 жыл бұрын

I forgot to check if I was in the right place I'm on the north pole right now Good wishes from santa

@murlocknight1427

4 жыл бұрын

I mean... it’s good advice. Just perhaps a bit obvious.

@RSr-uo9dl

4 жыл бұрын

@@heatherjohnson6699 OMG🤣🤣That explains everything!!

@GoodMusicManiac999

4 жыл бұрын

Well, that's a sentence I'm afraid many people are to be reminded sometimes

“Before you leave, make sure you are in the right place” home alone two has taught us all well

“My body passes through the tennis without end!” That... sounds painful.

Google: Your mistake can be used as punishment Me: Yes, we call it guilt

Google translate always ends up sounding like a prophecy at some point in the videos

@Cynthia63636

5 жыл бұрын

I think that says more about prophecies then Google translate though

@josephtaylor1009

5 жыл бұрын

Cynthia lmao lmao 😂

@koolkitty108

5 жыл бұрын

Or emo.

@lillian394

5 жыл бұрын

Joseph Taylor it sort or does tho I mean or inspirational quotes like: “Find what’s right afterwards and take the time to remember it”

@josephtaylor1009

5 жыл бұрын

lillian pop I know right

"We stole this plane from France" *they're after us*

3:56 Canadians.

"The island has 6 caves" Damn they know about the island you're gonna crash on?

@randomgrmlin

5 жыл бұрын

@crazyLuy r/wooosh

@maxbieri3073

5 жыл бұрын

crazyLuy r/wooooosh

@seantaggart7382

5 жыл бұрын

@crazyLuy I think they meant r/WOOOosh

@Unknowndino03

5 жыл бұрын

r/wooooosh

MOM! I forgot my head bucket!!! 😱😰 Well Jimmy... emergency counseling will take u away 😐

@leolion3156

4 жыл бұрын

That's not terrifying at all....

@xxpinkiixx9426

4 жыл бұрын

@Francesca Schaan and take the time to remember it

@pissganger6612

4 жыл бұрын

"don't write the word you with the letter u. Don't turn into a mental cripple. " -my 6th grade math substitute

@ehxshsjx

4 жыл бұрын

After pushing the space shuttle

@ehxshsjx

4 жыл бұрын

@Chocolate chip Mint jimmy: sure!!

0:51 “Bring the last iron to the brush until the vibrato is sounded.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I want to hear someone say “there is a jacket if life under the throne of the people” when I get on a plane next

Okay, these translations aren't so trippy so far... Google Translator: *_"S I N I S N O T A L I F E L I N E O N T H E J A V A P A G E"_*

@codyhowell4543

3 жыл бұрын

That sounds like what someone in one of my dreams would say

@HollowM0th

3 жыл бұрын

Is that an Ori profile picture?

@ifriedasign194

3 жыл бұрын

Well it isn't wrong-

@EcceJack

2 жыл бұрын

Haha, I'm 666th like xD

@bessieburnet9816

2 жыл бұрын

Li feline

We need "please put on your head bucket" merch ASAP

@In_TheMoonlight

5 жыл бұрын

yess we need “please put on your head bucket” hats

@user-bm8yp8pl7z

5 жыл бұрын

@@In_TheMoonlight And the hat is a bucket

@thedailyreportchannel68

5 жыл бұрын

We need "please put on your head bucket" head buckets

@stronged8977

5 жыл бұрын

OMW YESSSSS

@benhodson8629

5 жыл бұрын

YES!

"Before we leave make sure you are in the right place" - Google Translate Advice

“Too brilliant evidence of a built-in riot.” *This did not age well.*

*_ACTIVISTS ACTIVATE_* And then we won a battle between somethings

@demetraeconomou6096

5 жыл бұрын

Top ten hardest languages to learn . Watchmojo.com

@koolkitty108

5 жыл бұрын

_you can chicken the chicken in the heat in the heat_

@gregorbaby4269

5 жыл бұрын

And we were armed only with head buckets 🤣

@ireallyreallyhategoogle

5 жыл бұрын

Always guard against helping others.

@KarmasAB123

5 жыл бұрын

I got "Importance of Cooperation"

I followed all the instructions But for some reason I was kicked off my flight...

@this_commenter_had_a_stroke

5 жыл бұрын

Did you make sure you were in the right place before you left?

@fardifaalam605

5 жыл бұрын

You must've forgotten your head bucket.

@germanistefanotta2748

5 жыл бұрын

Maybe you caused a riot in the plane

@penggao7034

5 жыл бұрын

Marshall Lee I don’t think so......

@siya5414

5 жыл бұрын

Did you manage all your cookies?

Head buckets must be a privilege of first class 😂😂😂

3 years old and I'm still dying over this video with laughter. Had to watch this today, we're going on a plane tomorrow, which we haven't done in 3 years (due to the pandemic) so it's really great to get a laugh out of it! Thank you Malinda and Google Translate for your wonderful and hilarious work🥰

"There is a jacket of life under the throne of the people" Well, that one was technically correct, at least

@japanpanda2179

4 жыл бұрын

Throne of the people... Great way to talk about seats.

@planezyy

4 жыл бұрын

Yep it is correct

@misterbrick4276

4 жыл бұрын

“Before you leave, make sure you are in the right place.” That one works too

@GummieI

4 жыл бұрын

@JJ M I mean if you are at the right place, why would you want to leave?

@farihinaiman9134

4 жыл бұрын

@@GummieI right place means "you have reached ur desired destination" which means "LEAVE THE PLANE"

I just typed "What is your name?" on translate. Google asked me "What are you issues". I'm offended 😂😂

@elizabethmontanez3424

5 жыл бұрын

Oof

@gracyum4664

4 жыл бұрын

Omg 😂

@yurigacha-san1367

4 жыл бұрын

Oof 😂

@kmitchell8323

4 жыл бұрын

i translated DAD COME ON and it was He Is Coming

@rosiegaines2725

4 жыл бұрын

It's emergency counseling, they're coming to take you away!

“Remove all items remove all important things” - 😂 I just feel like that’s me when my brothers friends come around

"We are proud to be united by this silver coin that will bring you to thus great protection" -Every black magic or magical wizard in a fantasy story

"Please wear your head bucket" OK, mom, where's my head bucket ?

@unknownid9030

5 жыл бұрын

Under the throne of people

@Lyoko2516

5 жыл бұрын

Ben-G 7700 Mom: Don't you mean a helmet? :)

@machy8515

5 жыл бұрын

You can use mine lol

@alanplebanski8207

5 жыл бұрын

XD

Other people: there is a life jacket under the seat Me, an intellectual: *there is a jacket of life under the throne of the people*

@AK-jt7kh

3 жыл бұрын

Hi hooman. I like your apt profile pic.

@leshawna7172

3 жыл бұрын

Existant Ho0man why are you in first class?

@existantho0man870

3 жыл бұрын

@Levi Russell thats good to know 👍🏾

@atifrazajaffery

3 жыл бұрын

@@existantho0man870 I exist too. Also I'm stealing that for an essay I'm writing on my experience on flying in an airplane

@christineraharjo4583

3 жыл бұрын

And thats called what we call *ENGLISH*

"Disorders can be eliminated by protesters or protesters." FUCKING. EXACTLY.

Google Translate: "Keep a guard against helping other people" Me: I'll surely remember that-

Malinda: "There are 6 exits on board this aircraft" Google: "There are 6 caves on this island" I died laughing at this

@susanhoeddinghaus110

4 жыл бұрын

I didn't

@majesticwyrm

4 жыл бұрын

@@susanhoeddinghaus110 your still alive

@susanhoeddinghaus110

4 жыл бұрын

@@majesticwyrm I have gotten a power only capable of getting by a sith

@wikipediamagnify5217

3 жыл бұрын

google is already one step ahead, it already knows the island it's gonna be stranded on.

@GibusWearingMann

3 жыл бұрын

@@wikipediamagnify5217 It won't be an _unexpected_ water landing, that's for sure.

Ok, but really guys, jokes aside... DO NOT, UNDER _ANY_ CIRCUMSTANCES FORGET TO WEAR YOUR *HEAD BUCKET* ! It’s of *vital* importance!

@lillian394

5 жыл бұрын

K.A.P. ! My dad calls helmets brain buckets lol

@pan-opticon

5 жыл бұрын

lillian pop lol😅

@bspeers76

5 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a reference to Skyrim, lol

@clairebenson8092

5 жыл бұрын

It is just as important as Yenberinsky

3:30 "Start oxygen explosion" Weather Report: Oh yes!

This will be my Airplane safety instructions if I ever become a pilot

@huskydev4143

3 жыл бұрын

LOL

*"Disorders can be eliminated by protesters or protesters"* *Can't argue with that.*

@tbro31218

4 жыл бұрын

Person: oh no the plane's falling! attendant: how'd you like to stop it? with protestors or with protestors?

@animallovers3423

4 жыл бұрын

Rich Tritschler ummm... protesters? Is the one I choose.

@leoyori9829

4 жыл бұрын

Rich Tritschler Protestors because they can help

@elechronic

4 жыл бұрын

I choose to activate the activists

@kaceykociecki4519

4 жыл бұрын

Um

Life in 2020 be like: “Next, I just selected it!”

2:49 "There is a jacket of life under the throne of the people" That got me! 🤣🤣🤣

*PLANE TRAVEL 101* Me: **Freaks out** Attendant: "Emergency counselling will take you away!" Me: *"WAIT NO!"* Attendant: "Your mistake can be used as punishment!"

@leiffff

4 жыл бұрын

I was... so... close... to the 666th like

@bobogus7559

2 жыл бұрын

The only thing making this better is that there are 747 likes. i.imgur.com/WsXbmXz.jpg

@alexholley2712

Жыл бұрын

@@leiffff aeiou

@thewolfanddragonshow2023

Жыл бұрын

oh noooooooo!🤣

"Please wear your head bucket after pushing the space shuttle." Shouldn't you put your head bucket on BEFORE pushing the space shuttle?

@cecilyvincent6173

5 жыл бұрын

I thought we had to remove our heads from the nose and mouth first.

@physicsbreaker7141

5 жыл бұрын

wait we remove our heads from the nose and mouth then push space shuttle then head buckets with the nose and mouth on outside

@lolipopgorepineapple8531

5 жыл бұрын

We push the space shuttle then remove the nose and mouth then put on the head bucket while breathing frequently, or at least I think that's the order you do it in.

Watching her videos at night is a problem for me. I’m trying not to wake my husband yet it’s hard to stifle all the laughter 🤣. I just end up bouncing a lot

Me looking on the internet for how to be safe on an airplane: Google Translate: Make sure you are in the right place. Me: got it.

*we are proud to be united by a silver coin * sounds like a great line for the next lord of the rings

@Nothing-1w3

4 жыл бұрын

For me it's sounds like some dystopian Fascist state

@EclipselaLuna3657

4 жыл бұрын

@@Nothing-1w3 xddd

@angeldenman5427

4 жыл бұрын

Lord of the Coins.

@EclipselaLuna3657

4 жыл бұрын

@@angeldenman5427 XDDD

@blurryhds

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr

*remove all items, remove all important things* Breaks window and throws everyone out

@jackh.3052

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@Manas-co8wl

5 жыл бұрын

Hide yo kiiids,, hide yo wiives, and also HIDE YOUR HUSBAND cuz you know why

@koolkitty108

5 жыл бұрын

3:46 well, google did say to keep guard from helping anyone else...

@user-dl3vn8ze9n

5 жыл бұрын

XD

@alexaspamsalot927

5 жыл бұрын

Well, at least I'm important.

the 'please wear your head bucket' gets me everytime I can't stop laughing

"Next, I just selected it" That sounds like a proud 5 year old.

“Please wear your head bucket” Me: Oh! Don’t forget your head bucket! My mom: what?

@izzyyMeechhhh

4 жыл бұрын

Lol I was the same 😂

@sajeucettefoistunevaspasme

3 жыл бұрын

Stolen

@coyraig8332

3 жыл бұрын

It's called a helmet

@molybdomancer195

3 жыл бұрын

@@coyraig8332 Ned Kelly had a head bucket helmet

@lowheadvarney158

3 жыл бұрын

where can I obtain such a head bucket?

When the airline cuts their budget so much that the safety announcement actually increases the chance of death for the passenger

@commoncoolchannel8588

5 жыл бұрын

So much they have resorted to stealing planes from governments.

@The-Plaguefellow

5 жыл бұрын

_You can't be sued if there are no survivors._

@autinjones7194

5 жыл бұрын

@@The-Plaguefellow Well. The family's can still sue.

@autinjones7194

5 жыл бұрын

@Mikaylah Du True. But i'm pretty sure hte amount of people you need to kill in order to stay in the legal green zone wouldn't be worth the effort.

@clairedarkstorm8038

5 жыл бұрын

@@autinjones7194 I too am a very lazy serial killer

0:18 Welcome to Corsica 😂😂

1:23 Yeah, that's pretty normal...

@coincollectingtime821

Жыл бұрын

I would remove my worst enemy’s important things

Google Translate: "Before you leave, make sure you are in the right place" Me: *starts dieing of laughter*

@mariewagner5283

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like break-up advice 😬

@SirChubbyBunny

3 жыл бұрын

Google Translate was cultured and thoughtful enough to remind us about Kevin's mistake from Home Alone 2: Lost in New York so history doesn't repeat itself.

@nsa6103

3 жыл бұрын

Oh God, am i in 3030?

@bleepblock2177

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t who I am... I don’t why I’m here... seriously I don’t why I’m here

@thatmentallyunstablegorl

3 жыл бұрын

Dieing should be a real word

"Please wear your head bucket" Me: Casually rolls off the bed laughing

@explicaaivitor8361

3 жыл бұрын

"please wear your Head buckets" Me: bReiNG ThE sLILvEr COin ToO

@spidertiger585

3 жыл бұрын

omg try not to laugh at this video O_o

@lucasqin7120

3 жыл бұрын

plantsvszombies.fandom.com/wiki/Buckethead_Zombie

@CloseGameCamo

3 жыл бұрын

Me: *laughs in YTTD*

@mythical_microraptor

3 жыл бұрын

google translate please wear your head bucket me: laughs my head off so i do need a bucket

“Your mistake can be used as punishment.”

"There is a jacket of life under the throne of people" That actually makes sense ! Congratulations Google !

"Under American law, must fill and manage _all_ cookies and creating components." [Mouth packed with shortbread] Well if it's the _law..._

@wolfheart8604

4 жыл бұрын

Not an American but the law is the law, even if it's not mine *eating cookies*

@starwolfishere53

4 жыл бұрын

I shall now refer to the ingredients to make cookies as creating components from now on.

@PxPtheBook

4 жыл бұрын

[My mouth full of gingerbread] It's the best law yet!

"Your mistake can be used as punishment." My anxiety-ridden brain to me

@mossy-cat4428

5 жыл бұрын

SAME

*"We are united by a silver coin to bring you this great production."* People in/from cults: *Laughs in relatability and demonic screeching*

"Welcome to Translation Airlines." "Welcome to Corsica!" *_Well damn, that was the quickest fucking flight ever, it wasn't even a second long-_*

@-SPECIALISTDELTA-

9 ай бұрын

denver international airport to corsica speedrun any% done enormously warped

America in a nutshell: “Under American law, must fill and manage all cookies and creating components.”

@theramendutchman

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like the EU law, actually: Cookie. Walls. Everywhere! (as a privacy aware person I thank them but still)

Thank you, for reminding me to wear my head bucket. I always forget that step while flying.

@jamesdakis9691

5 жыл бұрын

I always forget my head bucket at home!

@lexichan6582

5 жыл бұрын

I always forget! I always need to take the spare one

@sherbet3310

5 жыл бұрын

I always forget them and need to buy the ones on the flight.

@nabielw

5 жыл бұрын

And guys!!! Don't forget to remove the head from the nose and mouth and keep breathing often!! It's such an important step!!! 😂😂

@woodencart3662

5 жыл бұрын

I am trying to type NORMALLY but the Head bucket is the best. And I was laughing hard and took me 4 attempts to like ur comment

"There are 6 caves on this island, 2 years ago, pillows and after." Nailed it XD

alright, alright. i'll wear my head bucket.

“There is a jacket of life under the throne of the people.” I mean, you’re not wrong.

“Remove the head from the nose and mouth-“ Me: WHEEEZZZEEE

@whatsafterly

4 жыл бұрын

*"AND KEEP BREATHING NORMALLY--"*

@kinnunencorp2146

4 жыл бұрын

Don’t forget to “avoid helping other people”

@rathernotsay8157

4 жыл бұрын

Lol just qs i reading this while watching i read this while the thing was happening

@ev1390

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@fungleung0219

4 жыл бұрын

Is this what would happen or laughter

Once before corona I was on a flight, and they literally played this video

2:49 nailed the stereotypical Queen voice

“Make sure you are in the right place” yes very good information. I really needed to check to be sure I was in the right place.

@koolkitty108

5 жыл бұрын

Could be like that time where they accidentally took her to Hawaii instead of Havana.

@lillyshazeleyes2212

5 жыл бұрын

Kitty Love true.😂

@Wehiremonkeys

5 жыл бұрын

Yup, I got onto the plane then just as it was about to take off sat down. Had I not checked I was in the right place I wouldn't have realised that I was on the wing of the plane and not in my designated seat.

At our next flight, we're all GONNA DIE!!!

@katwaii5627

5 жыл бұрын

No because... THIS IS THE CEO IN THE AIR AND IT IS IMPOSIBLE TO DIEEEEE

@koolkitty108

5 жыл бұрын

Considering there’s an oxygen explosion, we jUsT mIgHt.

@RavenLunatic517

5 жыл бұрын

Don't worry! The great silver coin will protect us!

@connaeris8230

5 жыл бұрын

Or you pretend to stop flying because of environmental reasons, while you're actually doing it because you're scared silly of planes. Thanks Greta Thunberg, I have an excuse now!

@Zedrapazia

5 жыл бұрын

@@connaeris8230 Oh no, No more Greta Thunberg please! I never flew anywhere in my life, I dont need any CO2-Activists

**THERE IS A JACKET OF LIFE UNDER THE THRONE OF THE PEOPLE!** lol! 🤣 I think it was just her DELIVERY with this line that made it SO HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!¡ 🤣

Me explaining to my mom why I turned in my homework late: 3:11

How to stop built-in riots, make everyone wear their seatbelts

@Mnnvint

5 жыл бұрын

Head buckets work even better.

@Max-cr6vx

5 жыл бұрын

Thomas Turner Theoddoneout applouds you

@Chilltoons-kl3jl

5 жыл бұрын

Theodd1sout wants to know your location

@joebeerwert4645

5 жыл бұрын

Theodd1sout: And don't forget to wear your seatbelt. Google: Built in riots!!!

@teaartist6455

4 жыл бұрын

I do NOT want google to get involved with cars, with all their built in riots and how they steal everything from France. I mean, seriously, give France a break, what did it ever do to you? Then again...maybe there are build in riots BECAUSE it's stolen from France...it all makes sense now!

"Drag the mice and start oxygen explosion" Mice: wut

@scratchpad7954

4 жыл бұрын

Me: _BURSTS OUT LAUGHING_

@Mr.Bob-Gray

4 жыл бұрын

Scratch Pad that was me Everyone around me just looked at me like I’m crazy plz help

@donitzagapito2827

4 жыл бұрын

That's nice! I'm so blessed to make sure that you ate Mayo clinic

@sarahdadoggo8005

4 жыл бұрын

I guess imma drag the mice now This is gonna be a giant explosion

@elechronic

4 жыл бұрын

Its easy! Just drag the mice, then start the oxygen explosion!

4:14 “and thank u for the plane France” “I go to France w/ more funds and come back w/ more guns and ships annddddd planessss”

@beckywhite110

3 жыл бұрын

Starry Kitten 😂

@jeaddhist

3 жыл бұрын

And so the balance shifts

@snailuka

3 жыл бұрын

@@jeaddhist we rendezvous with rochambeau (or however it's spelled idk)

@jeaddhist

3 жыл бұрын

@@snailuka Consolidate their gifts

@nerdswan5201

3 жыл бұрын

@@jeaddhist We can end this war in Yorktown

1:46 didnt age well

“Please wear your head bucket.” Me: all hail plankton!

@jessdavis2677

4 жыл бұрын

-This important message approved by Plankton Airlines

@SnMTve

4 жыл бұрын

All HAIL PLANKTON!

@elechronic

4 жыл бұрын

I bows down to plankton I I Burns a statue of Mr krabs I

@theramendutchman

4 жыл бұрын

Made me think of Divinity Original Sin, actually

@savannahwestover2538

4 жыл бұрын

I’m a goofy goober!!!