The Twelve Procrastinations of Hercules

@Yruak99

6 жыл бұрын

Your comment just made my day 🤣🤣

@laurenquinn4716

6 жыл бұрын

SO TRUE

@user-qd3wq4mm5m

6 жыл бұрын

Yaas

@robinchesterfield42

6 жыл бұрын

"Eh, the stables are already totally filthy, what's one more day?" "That lion just ate someone, so surely it isn't hungry right _now_..." "If those golden apples make you live forever, do I really have to pick them TODAY?" :P

@Edward-cb5fc

4 ай бұрын

Going to the underworld will be easier when I die. I’ll just wait.

“I don’t want to” Hercules you lazy bum xD

@jugemujugemugokonosurikire4735

6 жыл бұрын

Girlcatlove1524 HONEY YOU MEAN HUNKULES

@Girlcatlove1524

6 жыл бұрын

hehe, sure xD

@Sheepgirl-tp4nf

6 жыл бұрын

Aren't you the girl from Pat and Jen's videos?

@Girlcatlove1524

6 жыл бұрын

Indeed I am :)

@21chemicalatthedisco93

6 жыл бұрын

Beatrice Johnston Most Greek mythology stories were messed up. Lawl

This is what all Greek Mythology nerds hear when they see Hercules and not Heracles.

@virginiarailfannoah5415

5 жыл бұрын

I'm a Greek Mythology nerd!

@alicato7083

4 жыл бұрын

#GreekGeek

@loonyludy8580

4 жыл бұрын

That was me

@annbreyfogle9212

4 жыл бұрын

the romans called him hercules, and it makes more sense, "glory of Hera" is a dumb name for him, Hera HATES hercules/heracles

@TragicTortellini

4 жыл бұрын

That was me, until I also got interested in Roman mythology and learned it was fine, as long as people don’t mix them up.

"I'm GoInG!!" *Thank you* "I cAn LeAvE!!" *HERCULES nO!!!* Basically my life 😂😅

@anntakamaki9251

4 жыл бұрын

Same here XD

@ellelockwood3102

4 жыл бұрын

Saaaaaaaaaaame XD

@PulchritudinousMinx

4 жыл бұрын

Mood

@insertepicusernamehere1040

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@TheartistArson

3 жыл бұрын

Enby rights

*realizes I'm a god* *decides to stay on the couch and be comfortable*

@tammyanderson1765

6 жыл бұрын

Don't Mind Me :0

@peridotchild457

6 жыл бұрын

Don't Mind Me Well in the original myth Zeus had cheated on Hera with a mortal lady, so technically he was a demigod who got turned into a god, but this video was still beautiful.😂

@naomimather5344

6 жыл бұрын

I probably do the same I mean why would I go save the world when I could just binge watch all my favorite shows?

@winter5361

6 жыл бұрын

+Naomi Mather cuz you're not immortal yet.

@Lichen8404

6 жыл бұрын

Don't Mind Me hey now he can be comfy on the couch forever.

Plot: Hercules is antisocial and doesn't want to leave the house. But his helicopter dad keeps trying to make him. He tried changing his name to Hillary, but it didn't help.

@ethan-kt9tv

6 жыл бұрын

lol true

@trevorheartnina

6 жыл бұрын

A helicopter dad wouldn't mind their child staying home away from danger.

@heartgold-studios5241

6 жыл бұрын

Anti-social? ya mean A-social.

@vi9486

6 жыл бұрын

Salory 2 you don't need to explain. We all know...

@cylexia

6 жыл бұрын

Or maybe he has multiple personality disorder

Plot twist: Hercules knew about self-isolation and decided to stay home instead of going out to the store

@weirdoweekly6243

3 жыл бұрын

definitely

@leoyori9829

3 жыл бұрын

@@uynayz9157 you are correct

@spoingle

2 жыл бұрын

Except it's the store where you buy immortality

@Riatheriichu

2 жыл бұрын

*Hillary

I just love how it consequently and convincingly turned Hercules into a lazy procrastinator. This has to be the most sense that google translate ever made.

@ARandomSpace

2 жыл бұрын

It did manage to tell a semi-coherent story with Be Prepared/Preparation.

"I'm going!" *1 second later* "I can leave!" My school life in a nutshell.

@wolfheart8604

6 жыл бұрын

I think YOUR school life was A LOT weirder than that. *deletes everyone but your love*

@crystalocelot1641

6 жыл бұрын

Yeeeeeet

@AngelicWitch13

6 жыл бұрын

Just Monika lol

@sauce5066

4 жыл бұрын

That’s my home life

"I'M GOING!" "THANK YOU!" "I CAN LEAVE!" "NO, NO WAIT!" My sides are officially in orbit.

@alancauser2229

6 жыл бұрын

fanny3211 Io

@ashellofitsformerself5805

5 жыл бұрын

The last line of your comment killed me 😂😂😂😂😂

@michaelinthebathroom7560

5 жыл бұрын

Which one? Virgil? Patton? Roman? Logan?

@user-dw6zg5fc5t

5 жыл бұрын

@@michaelinthebathroom7560 Yes Sanders Sides i love that art

@aromanticfranziskavonkarma

4 жыл бұрын

Sides Sides Sides Sanders Sides Fander located I repeat Fander located

Hercules, instead of going on his journey, stays at home in a period of self-evaluation, at the end of which he changes his name to Hillary and starts answering to female pronouns. Instead of becoming a god, Hercules became a transgender woman.

@GhostGlitch.

5 жыл бұрын

Yup, that's my interpretation too

@tylerm6453

5 жыл бұрын

And a weed smoking hippie

@thedarkoverlordofall

4 жыл бұрын

Also he-now known as she-is CONSTANTLY fighting with her parents over the fact she doesn’t have a job and smokes weed all day.

@tombarter3287

4 жыл бұрын

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

@manuekhuntyk2563

4 жыл бұрын

Help LGBT rights in Ancient Greece. Hercules, now Hillary, the symbol that even demigods can be trans. Go Hillary!!! And Zeus came out as bi, with the help of his daughter. Go LGBT Greek people!

Hercules: "Hillary, Me! " Zeus: "You're not Hillary...." a few notes later: "Yes I AMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!"

@umalazoff4

3 жыл бұрын

Complete with a middle finger 😂

@anyathewildchild4400

3 жыл бұрын

I love Spider-Man blankets!!!

@umalazoff4

3 жыл бұрын

@@anyathewildchild4400 that’s random lol

@christiandelcarmen1278

3 жыл бұрын

@@umalazoff4 they're using google translate as well

@umalazoff4

3 жыл бұрын

@@christiandelcarmen1278 google translate comes up with such stuff 🤣

"IM GOING" "THANKYOU" "I CAN LEAVE" "NO NO WAIT" "I CAN WALK AWAY" "NNNOOOOOO"

@lunaandrine8567

6 жыл бұрын

Ghibli Jilli I really did like those responses

Now *this* is more like what would happen if an absent father started ordering his teenage son around.

@laurenquinn4716

6 жыл бұрын

ikr

@davidparkes7741

6 жыл бұрын

aim-to-misbehave The truth behind this statement though! I can definitely relate.

@lemurlover7975

6 жыл бұрын

Yep or daughter ;) with absent father

Video: Hercules, son of Hera and Zeus Autocaptions: Please, son of *HAROLD* and *SOOS*

@veeamazingtv3994

3 жыл бұрын

GRAVITY FALLS SOOS?

@Zaarin1

3 жыл бұрын

Well, it's nice to know things worked out with Melody. :P

@sanityidontknowher5057

3 жыл бұрын

Hera is actually not his real mother, only the wife of Zeus, his real mother is a mortal

@malachimejias1567

3 жыл бұрын

Good thing they left that one out. Poor hera.

@shadenox8164

2 жыл бұрын

@@malachimejias1567 Yeah they weren't going to include Zeus's rampant adultery in the Disney version.

Warning: Do not drink anything while watching this video, and definitely don’t cuddle up in bed while drinking something and watching this video. It will get everywhere. I learned that the hard way.

@spoingle

2 жыл бұрын

Lol same

@marleinasmom

2 жыл бұрын

Also, pee BEFORE you watch.

@roibiiin

2 жыл бұрын

I... I drank while watching this... my everything is fine though...

@robbymounce2676

2 жыл бұрын

@@marleinasmom AND BEFORE YOU READ THIS COMMENT! 🤣 rofl!!!!!!!!!!¡

@asher_delphi976

2 жыл бұрын

I watched it in the bathroom which is good because I laughed way too much and nearly peed my pants

Ok Hercules is apparently a female Russian that is pregnant and is a huge procrastinator with an identity crisis and fears vaingloriousness and power Who' name is also Hillary... intresting?

@erinnyori6041

5 жыл бұрын

I think she changed her name

@pravijarajesh

5 жыл бұрын

@@erinnyori6041 YUP SHE DID

@christiangrrl24

5 жыл бұрын

Okay, this comment made me laugh so hard that I cried.

@Vileplume87

5 жыл бұрын

And an environmentalist

@thewolfgamer571

5 жыл бұрын

HILARY CLINTON OMG

I love how Hercules is a moody teenager and how Zeus is like “DO THIS!” And the teens like “NOOO That’s to much work I wanna stay on the couch and eat my millet”

@shototodoroki4067

6 жыл бұрын

hotaru3410 that is so me 😂

@vi9486

6 жыл бұрын

hotaru3410 TRUUUEEE😂😂😂

Hercules: "I can walk away!" Zeus: "NO!"

@nataliek2235

3 жыл бұрын

BEST PART LOL ROFL

@morianarnia9356

3 жыл бұрын

Save the earth.

@Space_Toast_.

2 жыл бұрын

Yes walk away.

The actual version: Wow! Let's go on a mission where we will save the world! Yay! Let's do it now! This version: Actually I kinda wanna stay at home. We sung this once in my school choir. I sang the really high part and luckily I didn't die.

@opticalyoutube5597

5 жыл бұрын

I hope your voice was okay! It's a little hard to hit high notes, and can hurt your voice box if you strain too much.

@microbialdoormat

4 жыл бұрын

You sang the original or the translated one?

@daliah8883

4 жыл бұрын

I wish we sang this song in choir.

@princessibanez6993

4 жыл бұрын

O8

@idkwhattonameme3860

4 жыл бұрын

I sang the original song when I graduated from elementary school

"I'm going! I can leave!" "I will want to! I can walk away!" This is literally me.

@overwatchpapyrus1536

6 жыл бұрын

MCmaster2014 same

“Time for email!” “Now is not the time for this.” “I DESERVE THIS.”

@kivvz8453

4 жыл бұрын

I AM HILLARY YES I AM

@imalazypudding5392

4 жыл бұрын

"Ok..."

Fan theory: This is a video about Hercules as a trans woman who wants to be called Hillary and Hillary is an introvert who would rather stay at home than go on a journey.

@dianaloayzat4975

3 жыл бұрын

Oh my god! Yes!

@flopsock6708

3 жыл бұрын

YES

@xxspaced_outxx8857

3 жыл бұрын

*OH MY GOD! YES! IIIIIIIII AMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!*

@nataliek2235

3 жыл бұрын

LOL

@frankthebunnyrabbit

3 жыл бұрын

Fan theory: google translate is crazy

So Teenage Rebellion the musical? With a surprise twist that the protagonist is a trans girl? Love it

@anyathewildchild4400

3 жыл бұрын

Hmmm interesting

Hercules, the edgy adolescent who doesn't do what Zeus says.

@robinchesterfield42

6 жыл бұрын

Which is...way more realistic, to be fair.

@claireworthy3096

6 жыл бұрын

THAT IS VERY TRUE

@naomimather5344

6 жыл бұрын

Claire Worthy aren't you discribing a teen and there dad?

@naomimather5344

6 жыл бұрын

I meant their

So, I think the story goes like this; Hercules died during his childhood, and Zeus needed someone to be his child, specifically his son. That's why, he adopts a girl of 21st century, who probably is clever (the reason why Zeus chose her). Somehow, the girl doesn't have any memory of her original life, and decides to live as Hercules. The more she grew, the more she became curious about herself. Time skip to when she's now a young adult, who smokes, and pretends to be pregnant for fun (Zeus doesn't approve it, as he doesn't want her to know her true identity). Of course, as a modern person, she spends her time on E-mail, and wants to produce energy but also making sure to save the environment. Sadly, she couldn't acquire much of the land she needed. When she was asked to go on a journey, she decided to see a little bit of the forest and returned. The second time she went there, she explored the forest, and it spooked her, but also helped to regain memory, as it must've been a place she once was familiar with. Thus, she finally remembered she's Hillary.

@lovatoAJ

6 жыл бұрын

Yasssss

@sabrinakirchner242

6 жыл бұрын

hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I love that so much!!!!!

@shototodoroki4067

6 жыл бұрын

Lololololololool 😆

@RainbowEssence-c3w

6 жыл бұрын

Omg haha, you should write a short story!

@claudiamajor307

6 жыл бұрын

Fardifa Alam Perfect way of making this version into a story. XD

“Thanks, I can’t do that” - when my teacher assigns an essay

"Hercules This is not the time" Yeah this not the millenia

Motivation song to slacker anthem. You've outdone yourself Google Translate.

@medeaworbs6970

5 жыл бұрын

Thawne?

I love that this translation somehow made sense

@ethan-kt9tv

6 жыл бұрын

yea besides the Russia part

@cannonfodderdk2300

6 жыл бұрын

No! The Russian part makes PERFECT sense! They. Hack, EVERYBODY! ^^

@pusheen509

2 жыл бұрын

That's like saying "It always makes sense, but it doesn't"

@hokton8555

2 жыл бұрын

@@ethan-kt9tv hes a russian pregnant girl called hillary whos lazy and smokes

@KUROMIFYTHEEARTH

9 ай бұрын

Yea

This sounds like me if I was going to be hercules.

@ariannaseguin5929

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

Hercules: I will want to, I can walk away! Zeus: NOOOOOO! I'm ded 😂

"My time is very important" "Well aren't you special?" BEST PART

@youtubecat1658

4 жыл бұрын

IKR!

@ebony721

3 жыл бұрын

My favourite parts are the whole "I can do it. I will walk away/I can leave" parts

@rileyd593

3 жыл бұрын

I have been seeing you everywhere.

@asedyfserpetnia6587

3 жыл бұрын

to be fair hercules is actually a god, so his time is absolutely important

"I'm tired of my way! I can not go!" Mondays.

@dmacgregor8981

5 жыл бұрын

That was me today I feel back to sleep after they alarm. ... hear my mum come up the stairs. .. Yep I'm dead .... happy days ...

@cathybulger2781

4 жыл бұрын

I need my food jon

@insertepicusernamehere1040

4 жыл бұрын

Lol true. Dats meh

@OneDotLeader

3 жыл бұрын

999th likeeeeeeee you deserve this

@breadandcheese0

3 жыл бұрын

I’m ur 1000th like uwu

I was watching this as I was brushing my teeth, and every time she walked away from her destiny, I would spit out my toothpaste and burst into a sudden laugh “I can walk away” Zeus: NOOO Me: *spits onto mirror*

@Nugget827

2 жыл бұрын

Uno reverse I can't walk away zeus yeeees mirror spits at you

@irismeyer9143

2 жыл бұрын

That part played right as I read this comment

This is basically Hercules refusing and pissing Zeus off. XD

I am going- I CAN LEAVEEE *walking into class late and everyone stares at you*

@Broadwaygirl1

6 жыл бұрын

WillowedSoulz AJ YESSSSS

@30ratsstackedinatrenchcoat91

5 жыл бұрын

*_YESSSSSSS(🐍?)_*

@misssupercookie2011

5 жыл бұрын

This entire song is me in uni

@sinimeg

5 жыл бұрын

SwiftsMorrison And me in my Uni too xD

@anormalman9280

5 жыл бұрын

Willowedsolsz,you deserve a medal, SOMEONE GIVE THIS PERSON A MEDAL

Hercules in this is basically just a rebellious teenager who is taking none of Zues's crap.

@ambrosia9185

6 жыл бұрын

SolarStreak *Zeus's

I have a better title: if introverts wrote Go the distance

IM GOING THANK YOU I CAN LEAVE NO WAIT well school has invaded KZread

"Expecting" "Hercules!!"

@josiahhigginson4112

6 жыл бұрын

I mean... it's not the weirdest thing in the Greek pantheon, by far.

@blacklion8307

6 жыл бұрын

Didn't Zeus impregnate a stone or something? Anyway, he can hardly judge his son for being a playboy, given his own agenda.

@Wignut

6 жыл бұрын

That's some Tumblr shit right there.

@blacklion8307

6 жыл бұрын

Gods are anthropomorphic concepts. They do not care for human rules of biology. I wish to point out that Athena was born out of Zeus' face.

@davidparkes7741

6 жыл бұрын

BlackLion Not to mention Aphrodite was born from his you know what from his you know where hitting the ocean.

“You’re not Hillary!?” “Oh my god! Yes I am” Omg I died 😂🤣

@neko6656

6 жыл бұрын

Glad I'm not the only one

@unfathomable-Zephyr

6 жыл бұрын

As soon as I found your comment she said that

I love how stubborn google translate is! Like: I am going!, I can leave, I do not care, I will be the same Then: I will want to, I can walk away!, Thanks, I can’t do that

Disney messes up the story of Hercules/Heracles. Google Translate: so, you know what would be fun...? MESSING IT UP EVEN MORE

@lucy-gj8lj

Жыл бұрын

nah this is gold its even better then the original (opinion)

This is probably the most "coherent" one yet, with a very clear story of Hercules just really NOT wanting to do anything. Every line (except, perhaps, "when I see my Russia") can be interpreted in that way.

@AlexKnauth

6 жыл бұрын

+

@chevaldarsaut3770

6 жыл бұрын

I am pregnant?

@dracos0024

6 жыл бұрын

Maybe he means ''Russia'' as in his secret vodka stash? Am I being overly stereotypical here?

@Manas-co8wl

6 жыл бұрын

And maybe he's using pregnancy as an excuse to not do anything?... uh..

@TheViolaBuddy

6 жыл бұрын

"Save the Earth? (...) Thanks, (but) I can't do that."

So Hercules was really a lazy girl named Hillary who smoked while pregnant and liked emails. XD

@drwhowhatwhenwhy1165

6 жыл бұрын

Keznen And liked millet!

@kronield910

6 жыл бұрын

Whom's time is important and want to save the earth

@julieslife7665

6 жыл бұрын

Keznen And her Russia.

@angeldrawsreannesings2711

6 жыл бұрын

and is like herself

@dracos0024

6 жыл бұрын

And is waiting for a festive day.

1:31 -"I'M GOING" -"Thank you!!" -"I LEAVE!!" -"No no WAIT!" I love this part xD

imagine going for a stroll in the forest and seeing a woman dressed up as Hercules run around singing

"Expeeeecting~" "HERCULES" And the look she gives is just "whachu gonna do about it" ...besides, we all know that Zeus isn't exactly innocent himself xkrdckt

@Solidfact42

5 жыл бұрын

Honestly, with all the shapeshifting the Greek deities were known to do, a pregnant Hercules isn't that out of character...

@Star_Dreaming

5 жыл бұрын

All of Zeus' myths are based around the fact he couldn't keep it in his pants.

@ahsokatano9101

5 жыл бұрын

Lol no he isn’t!!!

@seantaggart7382

5 жыл бұрын

@@Star_Dreaming Zeus: well it's hard because so many good looking women

@Star_Dreaming

5 жыл бұрын

@@seantaggart7382 and animals, according to the myths.

So I just finished watching this and what I can understand is that Hercules doesn't want to be a hero, but a pregnant tree nymph. Wow.

@ALExIA483lovesBLOOD

6 жыл бұрын

Named Hillary

@elisekate3283

6 жыл бұрын

Hercules also smoked while he was pregnant😁

@cnidarianglow1041

6 жыл бұрын

Who wants to find his very own personal Russia.

"Hello Hillary me.""You are not Hillary""Oh my god! Yes! I am!""Hercules! Stop holding that note forever."

"Thanks!" *"I can't do that."* Me when my mom asks me to clean my room-

Me as a protagonist in Disney

@user-dw6zg5fc5t

5 жыл бұрын

I would be your side kick who wants to do the same as you

@DarlingDevil4691

4 жыл бұрын

Same xD

@digipainthero2577

4 жыл бұрын

And I would be the person to try and get you out there but I would then join you

@jkbutterfly3142

4 жыл бұрын

I would be the antagonist!

@digipainthero2577

4 жыл бұрын

@@jkbutterfly3142 You're trying to make us do stuff

Omg these new lyrics actually match a modern greek teenager and I can confirm cuz I am one XD

@amyleighton

6 жыл бұрын

*мαяу кιтту* is your name Hillary by any chance

@maristrelle

6 жыл бұрын

Kittencorn nope , sorry ;;

@amyleighton

6 жыл бұрын

*мαяу кιтту* lol 😂

@thestoopidiot870

6 жыл бұрын

+*мαяу кιтту* LOL!!! If you also happened to be a teenage demigod that is capable of lifting things way heavier than 10 times your own mass you could actually confirm how modern Hercules would react! XD

@TheAnimegirl300

6 жыл бұрын

It really dose lol ^-^

😅 I love how this one actually has a coherent storyline

@lyricaall

3 жыл бұрын

Yep, this one actually makes sense 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Teacher: *Hands me an exam* Me: Thanks *glancing at the test* Me: I can't do that!

Sounds like Hercules is going through an epically rebellious phase. (Smirk)

@saphiriathebluedragonknight375

6 жыл бұрын

I think Google Translate got Hercules confused with Kylo Ren.

@tesalia660

6 жыл бұрын

Sarah Sears well...too much smoking, maybe that weed's strong XD

I Can Go the Distance: Motivation! Onwards! Goals! Go the distance! This version: what dat

@wolfheart8604

6 жыл бұрын

Pretty much. Me too.

@anxiousaccident1634

5 жыл бұрын

Mo... Tiv... Ation? The fu** is that?

I am going....I CAN LEAVEEE Me going out of my house to talk to real humans.

“I do not care I will be the same " Me when exams are coming up and I procrastinated too much last time

So now Hercules is an indescisive spoiled brat who's a chainsmoker and wants to be Hillary Clinton..........I'll buy a ticket RIGHT NOW!! 😂😂

@Aurirang

6 жыл бұрын

The world is doomed. =D

@eww.its.sophia8307

6 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@idktbh8318

6 жыл бұрын

MacAttack17 atleast he owned up to the e-mails

@mialucilas.1031

6 жыл бұрын

Kitten Tail Oh. My. God.

@aRandomPolandBallfan

Жыл бұрын

They also support freedom and voting for russia

My life: I am going... NOW I CAN LEAVE *hercules no*

Me when my parents try to tell me homework is important Me: I do not care! I will be the same! Gets transfered to public school, gets to class late, everyone stares Me: I am going! *gets in late* I can leave! *Runs* Ah, I love schoool.

@THE_VOID_14

4 жыл бұрын

Abigail Joe yeah isn’t school just the best 😊😒

@Justin-gz3cp

4 жыл бұрын

I dooo tooo

The narrator arguing with Heracles is the funniest thing ever!

I thought this was Google Translate Sings, not Make It Relatable.

@ethan-kt9tv

6 жыл бұрын

SAME XD

The sass from Hercules and Zeus in this...this is what it would have been like if Hades had written it

@navithefairyyy

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@annebird9195

5 жыл бұрын

@Snowfly Marie THANK YOU!! IM ALWAYS TRYING TO TELL PEOPLE HADES ISNT THE BAD GUY.

*Plot after this song* Hercules does move a single inch. The couch says Hercules is heavy, and it can't take his weight anymore. Hercules refuses to get up, so the couch decides to go the distance.

Google Translate: "I know some millet" **parakeets has entered the chat**

Hercules as a rebel teen.

This kind of reminds me of a moment from a tabletop roleplay I ran. The player characters came across a little girl who was actually some manner of mythical being. She identified herself as one who has given forbidden knowledge to humans over and over. One of the player characters said, "So, you're Prometheus?" The little girl said, "That was one name for me, yes." The player said, "Why did the Greeks picture you as a huge, muscular man?" The girl responded, "Because they pictured everyone as a huge, muscular man. Poor little Hercules..."

@achoquenao3719

6 жыл бұрын

Nico Bones Thats a character I would like to read about lol

@dracos0024

6 жыл бұрын

I want this Tabletop roleplay girl to have her own sitcom.....

@dragonofepics7324

6 жыл бұрын

Nico Bones this is amazing. Thanks for sharing this. Wouldn't that have meant though the little girl was chained to a rock where a bird came to eat her liver everyday?

@nicobones9608

6 жыл бұрын

Well, sort of. To expand on it a little, she actually identified herself as the figure who has popped up in mythologies all over the world offering forbidden knowledge. Prometheus, the snake in the Garden of Eden, etc. Her name was Dantalion (a demon of legend who offers forbidden knowledge), and she claims that none of the myths really got the story right. She was also a quasi-villain in that campaign.

@nicobones9608

6 жыл бұрын

Furthermore, I should note, this roleplay was a post-apocalyptic game. In the year 2020 the world was overrun with demons, spewing forth from the mouths of Hell itself. Human civilization was crushed in a fortnight, and now only remnants of mankind are left over. She was a lesser demon lord.

This is how the movie should've gone.. Like that everyone can relate to the character!

2:25 I laughed so hard my stomach hurt😂

0:54 *realizes she is no longer expecting* *shrugs it off*

@royrants8974

5 жыл бұрын

She probably realized it was a food baby that got aborted once she started running about 😂

"I love email!" *Now is not the time* "I deserve this!" Those two lines went so well together XD. Could you do some Steven Universe songs please?

@KaylaKasel

6 жыл бұрын

Pearl Bird Mom She did a Steven Universe, in case you haven't seen it yet.

@pearlbirdmom2638

6 жыл бұрын

Kayla Lee I did. I just wanted her to do more.

@kai-on-mars2115

6 жыл бұрын

WE ARE CRYSTAL JEWELRY (from the su vid)

@sunshineespeon517

6 жыл бұрын

More Steven Universe ones would be great but I'm already dying inside at how Google Translate will inevitably butcher such beautiful music. I'm torn!

@staycgirlsitsgoingdown4745

6 жыл бұрын

Porl

"I'm like myself" hahahaha obviously

"Your a god." Me: "Meh, ok. Does that mean I can stay here?"

'MY TIME IS VERY IMPORTANT!' "Well, aren't you special."

Turns out Hercules is a Rebellious, Stubborn, lazy demi god

Does anyone realize how when Malinda says "oh my god" Zeus says excuse me?

@elechronic

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@mayaalaeddin4802

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

And her eyes when he says “You’re a GOD!” 👀😱😂

So Hillary likes e-mails, thats makes a lot of sense

@theresac.7264

6 жыл бұрын

Cute Pearl Oh my god XD

@weirdyeetsa5795

6 жыл бұрын

Cute Pearl XD Hilary lives in Russia and like e-mail now

@Yruak99

6 жыл бұрын

OMG BAHAHAAHQHAHAHAH

@thegeekaccountyoushouldign5679

6 жыл бұрын

And can vote. REASONS

"oh my god" "excuse me?" I see whatcha did there

The original song is about finding your place in the world, but google translate thinks it’s about finding any reason at all to stay home

Mother: *Tells me to do something* Me: I am going. Two seconds later Also me: No, I can't!

"SON OF HERA AND ZEUS!" debatable.

@elizabethl2331

6 жыл бұрын

enthusiasticPsychopath *Percy Jackson fans screaming in the distance*

@somedudewatchintv5297

6 жыл бұрын

enthusiasticPsychopath for the Disney version it's not.

@arynnbeefox3014

6 жыл бұрын

I know its not ACTUALLY what happens, but this is disney.

@enthupysch3796

6 жыл бұрын

I like to imagine disney being like 'Oh yeah lets make a movie about this guy'. Then while doing research on him they all just went "We need some serious editing....."

@bluishwolf

6 жыл бұрын

Wouldn't he just be a regular god at that point instead of a demigod?

_Thanks. I _*_can't_*_ do that._ me, doing homework for classes

@CeruleanSeal

6 жыл бұрын

Two Ahoges Too Many Your profile pic and name make me unreasonably happy.

@wolfheart8604

6 жыл бұрын

Another DrV3 fan I see. I love your profile picture and name.

@colewilliams652

6 жыл бұрын

Two Ahoges Too Many same

@casualantisocial6030

6 жыл бұрын

(Initiates Monokuma laugh as I fall through the imaginary ceiling into the comment.) yeah uh that's very accurate for me and Danganronpa is the reason why

@tyrexisaurus_rex5160

6 жыл бұрын

I recognize your name! You make danganronpa vids that I enjoy (I've done the subscribing to you already ;)

1:48 That part is actually really beautifully sung. You have a very lovely voice.

0:47 *our* Russia

( *flips off Zeus*) Well....what a way to end that song, XD

@navithefairyyy

6 жыл бұрын

Lol that was so funny

That last note was gold! Amazing as always Malinda!

@hellothing

6 жыл бұрын

i counted 13 seconds... wow

@zahrabasiri7784

5 жыл бұрын

I watched this video thousands of times but didn't notice you commented. Sorry!(smiles sheepishly)Btw i love your videos Daniel!

I have watched this video 47 times and it never gets old 😂😂

When this GT Sings video came out, we NEVER would've guessed that a LOOOOT of it would be _SOOOO_ *ON-POINT* for Self-Isolating/Quarantining from Corona, lol!

I would love to see this character as a protagonist.

@THE_VOID_14

4 жыл бұрын

Yeeeeeeeeezzzzzzz

@tyffani9931

4 жыл бұрын

Minus the smoking and faking pregnancy.

@rayshiotile9487

4 жыл бұрын

@@tyffani9931 no that is integral

@datjasminecat

Жыл бұрын

millet man

Hercules, the Millennial

"Hercules, son of Zeus and Hera-" Greek mythology nerds: *YOU LIEING BASTA-*

@TyranntX

3 жыл бұрын

Hey, google Translate gave us this video. What makes you think it’s accuracy would be any better for history?

to be honest 'fear, vainglorious and proud' is just bout the most greek mythological hero you can get for pure accuracy

i can relate more to this Hercules than the original one XD

@oreowhale

6 жыл бұрын

Toasty Cat yes

@mephisto4421

6 жыл бұрын

This Hercules is a true human

@mirandathepandakitty1630

5 жыл бұрын

Toasty Cat same

@kai-okami6506

5 жыл бұрын

Me too, me too.

@shinyminunthetheatregeek2036

5 жыл бұрын

Same

"They often smoke" Ahem! "It is free." IT'S A FREE COUNTRY

Hercules: Oh my god! Zeus: Yes? Omg lol

“Thaaaaaanks! I can’t do that!” I died 😆