Despacito=slowly Google translate: well yes but actually no.

@denverbajio9752

5 жыл бұрын

Holy schnitzel

@shadowcreeperking8423

5 жыл бұрын

I would like but you currently have 69 likes

@oldrabbit8290

5 жыл бұрын

I guess some language write "slowly" as "non-quick" or something (like lucky - unlucky) and the "non" part simply got lost in the process..

@d_y_n_a_m_o

5 жыл бұрын

Well yes, but actually, yes...

@aaahhh915

4 жыл бұрын

Lol😂

1:10 "You can spend a long time in a very short time." *D E E P*

@cidevant002

7 жыл бұрын

Is this a Jaden Smith tweet?

@brianaviles1017

7 жыл бұрын

Chris Patel Google is going through some things

@Jajo3998

7 жыл бұрын

That is actually my math professor

@vickyscool1754

7 жыл бұрын

Chris Patel loll

@MaryzAigredou

7 жыл бұрын

So deep!

“i killed without problems” I think google translate is a murderer.

@ceski3255

4 жыл бұрын

I'm also a BFB fan. uwu

@RyanKhieu

4 жыл бұрын

"I will remove your throat"

@corruptbf756

4 жыл бұрын

or google translate is the man behind the slaughter.

@eggbig3448

4 жыл бұрын

Yes daddy

@Addibaddii

4 жыл бұрын

bruh I hate myself for laughing at this xD

"You can spend a long time in a very short time" Basically school

@rainbowvamps8988

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 lol

@joshorton9061

4 жыл бұрын

Wow, your school moved at relativistic speeds? That's so cool!

@li-df4yx

3 жыл бұрын

Lol😂

@tlbcanine3748

3 жыл бұрын

Yes I agree

@PixelTrainer.

3 жыл бұрын

Just if you don't look at the clock. When you look at that mother f-er the seconds becomes hours.

Half of the humor is her. Others have tried to copy the concept, but the randomness of the lyrics isn't enough on its own to make it funny; *she* makes it funny.

@violindays

6 жыл бұрын

katie kawaii I agree I end up lol-ing and loving the vid laughing so much she s so good

@therealtimdrake

6 жыл бұрын

mhm

@LolLolMary

6 жыл бұрын

The video is funny..

@platypus6810

6 жыл бұрын

katie kawaii I know her acting and editing are a big part of what makes this so good

@Toastmaster_5000

6 жыл бұрын

Sean King Not only that, but having someone with real talent do a joke song adds a lot more value and humor to the song. I don't think it'd be as funny if she were tone deaf.

*"This is better than the original".* -Someone who speaks spanish.

@jadebayoba7073

5 жыл бұрын

Alex Really, much better, you don't want to know what really means the song XD

@nyctea7675

5 жыл бұрын

That's right, I tell you cause I speak spanish :)

@breyerhorsestudios2964

5 жыл бұрын

I saw the real translation of Despacito. It's quite gross. 😠

@julianmurillo4678

5 жыл бұрын

Breyer Horse Studios Get used if you hear Spanish “reggaetón”. All of them talk about sex and even one talks about how good is raping woman.

@napking7899

5 жыл бұрын

@@julianmurillo4678 Yeah, basically xd That's why I hate reggaetón. I prefer to listen musicals, idk, like... Hamilton -w-

I love how the translator turned a word that means slowly into the exact opposite

@realSethNG

Жыл бұрын

I think she did that bit on purpose😂

" You can spend a very long time in a short time!" Me in my math class

@me.myself.i

2 жыл бұрын

underrated comment bro

@ZenganTheFool

2 жыл бұрын

i think it's the other way around, if you feel like time is longer than it actually is, you spend a short time in a very long time (unless of course if you really love your math class and it goes really fast for you, then yeah totally)

@-cosmixnebulae-7398

2 ай бұрын

My math class is actually one of my favorites. I would say this line applies to my science.

"You can spend a long time in a very short time". That's deep.

@solveigdiriksdottir2689

7 жыл бұрын

Adelaide Beeman-White. Of course you can

@Bully50

7 жыл бұрын

Adelaide Beeman-White 😂😂😂😂so deep

@user-nd4xq6ri4q

7 жыл бұрын

Adelaide Beeman-White You can do it if your in school(for the school haters😂)

@norctic

7 жыл бұрын

I just spent five minutes trying to understand that.

@chickennugget8225

6 жыл бұрын

Adelaide Beeman-White 666th like see u in hell

"I see your chest hair, i want to be your objective" I can't i'm dead-

@elainewilliams8440

7 жыл бұрын

I know..and Javier's reaction to that was perfect!

@amber2025

7 жыл бұрын

"I want to slowly slowly taste"

@amyleighton

7 жыл бұрын

By steps, soft and flabby stage

@melbuser22

7 жыл бұрын

Sinon Chan omg as I reader it she said it 😂

@addybettis8560

7 жыл бұрын

Sinon Chan I read this as it said it XD

“Mother, until today.” “I know that the child is my right.” Looks like Google Translate is getting divorced.

@lara8975

3 жыл бұрын

Itas quote gros

@g00berthealien

3 жыл бұрын

@@lara8975 ...

"I killed without problems. Quickly. I want to get rid of your throat. I'll show you something in your ear. If you're not with me , you'll lose" Is google translate okay ?

@Fantxea

4 жыл бұрын

Growing growing growing growing plant

@moonleigh3469

3 жыл бұрын

i think google translate has worse mental heath problems then me in a pandemic

@killercat191

3 жыл бұрын

that one single friend who can't get over his ex 😂 google translate

@svrvphimprod

3 жыл бұрын

Google translate is gaslighting you.

@tsuyuasuithemoonlightfropp6554

3 жыл бұрын

No I dont think so

*I killed without problems* *I want to get rid of your throat* I don't trust Despacito anymore...

@deborahhanna6640

5 жыл бұрын

At least not with any sharp object.

@RikThunder33

5 жыл бұрын

I never did

@lancenovak6970

5 жыл бұрын

The Muffin I thought you wanted to die... 🤔

@RubyFennex

5 жыл бұрын

@@lancenovak6970 I do, but I don't want Despacito killing other people, because then there are more people who want to kill me!

@Scarlettleesy

4 жыл бұрын

@Lilly REALLY?!

No one: Not a single soul: Google Translate: *I want to get rid of your throat*

@marithepuppet12

5 жыл бұрын

I just stared and paused when the video said that

@tramp2111

4 жыл бұрын

Me when my friend says something dumb

@josantoniorivas1204

4 жыл бұрын

I would like but it's 669 likes ;v

@Kris-uf1dq

4 жыл бұрын

I killed without problems

@sayori-chan7019

4 жыл бұрын

1000th like!!!

"You can spend a long time in a very short time" School enters the chat*

@lara8975

3 жыл бұрын

Hehe

As a professional translator myself, I thank you for this! I'm crying with laughter! We did chain translations in university and it was hysterical, but then I translated a book that had been chained from French to Italian to English, and I had to translate it into Spanish! If I didn't speak all of those, it would have been a mess (which it already was).

Despacito: slowly Google translate: quickly you had one job

@manda666uknow

4 жыл бұрын

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@manda666uknow

4 жыл бұрын

I am just happyyyyyy ! Don’t joke on me Mkay’ caseeeee fel embarsed!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂But seriosly No!😂❤️🥺

@manda666uknow

4 жыл бұрын

helena_lang Just thinking u friking funnyyyy😂😂😂

@ceski3255

4 жыл бұрын

xD

@ceski3255

4 жыл бұрын

And failed E P I C L Y

Despacito ---> Quickly Google translate, you had one job.

@grimhavenz

6 жыл бұрын

Aren Villarreal what?

@krys-alee3518

6 жыл бұрын

i dont know if you are confused but Despacito means slowly or in literal terms, little by little, in Spanish. The opposite of quickly.

@enderlp9666

6 жыл бұрын

it is translated to quickly... watch the video -_-

@MoonlightYt_

6 жыл бұрын

despacito to rapidito xD (slowly to quickly)

@qellexyz5194

6 жыл бұрын

Anne Tran ROASTED.

Means slowly Google translate: Well let me QUICKLY ruin that for you

@moonleigh3469

3 жыл бұрын

that was my pun :(

@randomguy435

3 жыл бұрын

Moon Leigh I did? Well sorry

"We are a bit stranded" "I blame you for that." Please...

“I have only one angle” -shows Justin Bieber - DAMN LMAO

@user-ss2pj1rh7q

4 жыл бұрын

*dam

@1989v9

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-ss2pj1rh7q damn*

@user-ss2pj1rh7q

4 жыл бұрын

@@1989v9 it's a dam Percy Jackson thing you wouldn't understand

@madhuramanjrekar1436

4 жыл бұрын

The dam cafe

@DelilahRae.

4 жыл бұрын

1:05

The problem is, how did "slowly" become "quickly"?

@danh3617

6 жыл бұрын

OMG!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOOOL XDDDD

@totz_the_plaid9625

6 жыл бұрын

It's multiple layers of Google Translate. A single Spanish to English translation makes almost complete sense and is very VERY sexual.

@miguelrodrigues2705

6 жыл бұрын

Might have passed threw portuguese... despachito might have been translated to something like despacha-te which means quickly ^_^

@Tocaliaaa-p5t

6 жыл бұрын

Frozen Bus Channel 魔雪巴士頻道 it's a mystery

@isaachayes3293

6 жыл бұрын

Ikr

“I only have one angle” ....explained basically all of Justin Bieber’s pictures on google..... ....how ironic..... *also sorry if I spelled his name wrong..

@cutegroot3698

4 жыл бұрын

João Felipe Corrêa da Silva you know what, that is very true....

@annikapettersson7202

3 жыл бұрын

@JF_Abridged Probably his fans, you wouldn't want to risk anything..

@addisonwerner5918

3 жыл бұрын

@Flyingcat 655 Justin Bieber is... weird. Just-just-weird.

@thehistoricalgamer1960

3 жыл бұрын

It’s bever

My aim is to become a doctor and serve for the people Google translate: you're a mechanic and made of iron Dream destroyed

@lara8975

3 жыл бұрын

it's more like getting rid of her throat.

@farwazaidi3428

3 жыл бұрын

"You're a mechanic?" Iron man 3 Made of Iron Bro your dream is Iron man. Dream = Amazing

@penguin22penguin22

2 жыл бұрын

@Swag Monke HOLY CRAP I FORGOT TO DELETE IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PLZ DO NOT LEAK THIS PLZ HOLY CRAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

“I killed without any problem”

@emanatingf

5 жыл бұрын

@victoria Koopman *Same*

@reynhacoezy5510

5 жыл бұрын

Showaib Zaman *let’s all learn how to tie a noose*

@showaibzaman400

5 жыл бұрын

@@reynhacoezy5510 noose mean ?😅

@vanessarillo9324

5 жыл бұрын

Cough burr cough

@dragongamer4056

5 жыл бұрын

I kill without problems

Malinda: what does despacito mean Man: it means slowly Google Translate: (it means) quickly Malinda: (thinking) hold up what

@candybear1329

5 жыл бұрын

Rhonda Lawrence that's what I was thinking ;-;

@xboydubose7254

5 жыл бұрын

@@candybear1329 same

@thevaldagaming

5 жыл бұрын

911 likes :DD

@deborahhanna6640

5 жыл бұрын

Maybe she forgot it was opposite day.

@seunghoseol6572

5 жыл бұрын

That makes sense, because you can spend a very long time in a short time

A kid in my class sang despisito years ago and in the middle of it he said “alright that’s enough Spanish.” And sat back down 😂😂 it was for a musical share day, to share your talents... I miss simple days of elementary school 😂😂😂 it’s been years since that happened and I still look back and think about it 😂😂

@takenshota546

2 жыл бұрын

"Hi, i'm mr. "I use emojis""

Ok but like the actual lyrics are really close to this One line is actually"I want to sign your labryth wall' And another "So that my seal stays with you"

@angelitovolador3154

3 жыл бұрын

Also "I see you are malice with delicacy"

@Evie_SG

Жыл бұрын

Are these some types of innuendo or smthn?

@iantaakalla8180

3 ай бұрын

Yes, they are meant to be extreme innuendos.

What does despacito mean? -It means slowly. *After 1 minute* "Quickly"

@oldrabbit8290

5 жыл бұрын

I guess some language write "slowly" as "non-quick" or something (like lucky - unlucky) and the "non" part simply got lost in the process..

@AlexTomlinson2013

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly xD

@Lumiere-luciole

4 жыл бұрын

Actually quickly means rapidito 😂😂

@janamahmoudadel14

4 жыл бұрын

True

@moonleigh3469

3 жыл бұрын

@@oldrabbit8290 @TutuLe if quickly is rapidito that actually makes perfect sense lol

Slowly became Quickly. Wow.

@emilianoreyna6627

7 жыл бұрын

StarSaphire9981 Google translate seems to be drunk again

@lukemckenzie0121

7 жыл бұрын

Growing plant

@geewhiizz

7 жыл бұрын

Emiliano Reyna pretty sure if google translate was drunk it would be closer to the actual translation then if it's sober lol

@isabellaaraque5293

7 жыл бұрын

J

@StarSaphire9981

7 жыл бұрын

Wow. Thanks for all the likes guys ;)

“See how, coming soon” 1:16 This is literally every cliffhanger!

Draco Malfoy @ Harry Potter: “If you aren’t with me you will lose!”

@virien13

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@CaptainvonDore

10 ай бұрын

More like Anakin to Obi-Wan.

“I have only 1 angle” *Dies*

@mollienaturerocks

5 жыл бұрын

Justin Bieber XD

"You seem to have ears, you feel my words" I should use this phrase a lot in my everyday life 🤣🤣🤣

@ceski3255

4 жыл бұрын

I wish I can be able to feel words. :( I'm deaf, btw. uwu

@tylerandmyashow714

4 жыл бұрын

Ceski what about Brazil

@ceski3255

4 жыл бұрын

@@tylerandmyashow714 Wdym?

@tylerandmyashow714

4 жыл бұрын

@@ceski3255 brail sorry

@ceski3255

4 жыл бұрын

@@tylerandmyashow714 OMG, true. :O

Here's my translation from 7 languages on my phone: No, no. Font DY Yes No, no, no Yes Yes Yes Dad says Gender Yeah Al that sounds pretty crap to me, Looks like BT aint for me either I have to dance with you today (DY) I saw that your eyes had already called me Show me how (oh) You, the magnet and I are metal I approach and set a plan Thinking about it makes diarrhea faster (Yes, yes). When I’m done, I’m usually happier than usual All my thoughts are very much needed This should be taken without any problems Small I need a little breathing Let me tell you something with your ears You may remember that you were not there for me Small I want to break up and break up a little bit I am signing on the wall of your laboratory And change the handwritten text (up, up, up) (Bottom, bottom) I'd like to see a dance for your hair I want to be your way He shows me his mouth Favorite place (favorite, children) Let me go to your site You even scream And Forget Your Last Name (Friend, Good Father) If you ask me to deceive you, give it to me I know you think so I tried for a while Mom, this is free and generous You know your heart I'm throwing bum, bum You know a child needs a hut, a hut Come and try your mouth and see how he knows it I want, I want, I want to find the love you have I'm not in a hurry, I want to take a trip Let’s slowly, and then the forest Step by step, easy and easy We are slowly getting stronger When you read it skillfully I find it bad in good food Step by step, easy and easy We will be strong And that beauty is confusing But to put it here I have a part Small I need a to breathing Let me tell you something with your ears You may remember that you were not there for me Small I want to break up and break up a little bit I am signing on the wall of your laboratory And change the handwritten text (up, up, up) (Bottom, bottom) I'd like to see a dance for your hair I want to be your way He shows me his mouth Favorite place (favorite, children) Let me go to your site You even scream And forget your last name Small Let’s get to the sand in Puerto Rico Until the waves called out, "Yes, happy!" Keeping my seal Step by step, easy and easy We will be strong He shows me his mouth Favorite place (favorite, children) Step by step, easy and easy We will be strong You even scream And forget your last name (DY) Small

@neerajbeniwal856

4 жыл бұрын

All hail, a new meme is born here

@oececawolf

Жыл бұрын

Thinking about it makes diarrhoea faster 😂 Oh blob, no.

no one: spanish:my sunrise on the darkest day google translate: BLACK DARK DAY

The google translate version of this song is about a bloodthirsty girl who has fallen in love

@varahunter68

7 жыл бұрын

Koala Hearth yandre simulator

@codywilliams5969

7 жыл бұрын

AvidRedstoneUserGaming Productions 😂😂

@kittylntabakadex9938

6 жыл бұрын

Who also likes art XD

@honeybunchesofella5961

6 жыл бұрын

Kitty Kat and soft and flabby stages

@taniahylian3799

6 жыл бұрын

And is stranded on an island XD

"We are a bit stranded.....I blame you for that "

@justbrrreddi-395

7 жыл бұрын

MrInVeNT DROId 😂

A favourite child Parents: wait , thats illegal

@Lyoko2516

4 жыл бұрын

Some parents still have faves. Mine never did. :)

@sajeucettefoistunevaspasme

3 жыл бұрын

@@Lyoko2516 i'm sorry

@Lyoko2516

3 жыл бұрын

@@sajeucettefoistunevaspasme I'm not broken up about it. My sister and I were pretty much brought up the same (but we had different ends of the spectrum when it came to disorders, but we were still brought up evenly).

@sajeucettefoistunevaspasme

3 жыл бұрын

@@Lyoko2516 no, i'm sorry for your parrent.

@Lyoko2516

3 жыл бұрын

@@sajeucettefoistunevaspasme They are wonderful people. I don't need pity. :)

"You can spend a long time in a very short time" this is some philosophy.

"I killed without problems"

@princessfroggy8763

6 жыл бұрын

I WANNA GET RID OF YOUR THROAT

@rinderizard7494

6 жыл бұрын

Princess Froggy LORD BAELISH

@kiwiii_l3

6 жыл бұрын

Rusher 001 quickly

@cinnamonbird1984

6 жыл бұрын

"I want to get rid of your troat"

@genericbortprofile8438

6 жыл бұрын

"Greetings. I am Chara."

“I’ve only one angle ‘’(shows Justin bieber’s photos) Masterpiece

"I want to get rid of your throat" "Ae ae" "I see tour chest hair, I want be your objective" "I killed without problems" "I will show you something in your ear" "I know that the child is my right" "You, you are a mechanic and made of iron" "Let's sign a labyrinth wall" "How do you know what comes at my face?" "It's aesthetic is a conundrum"

me trying to act natural: *y o u s e e m t o h a v e e a r s*

“I know that the child is my right” nO KaReN pLeAsE

@sel_ine

4 жыл бұрын

lmao

@kaysaway2535

4 жыл бұрын

exactly my thoughts

@reece9146

4 жыл бұрын

LET ME SEE THE KIDS AGAIN

@reece9146

4 жыл бұрын

LAREN WHY

@TheMemeBoi

4 жыл бұрын

CreepyPastaAdrian øne what was it?

"I killed without problems, quickly, i want to get rid of your throat" That escelated quickly

@denverbajio9752

5 жыл бұрын

Shiet

@wolfheart8604

4 жыл бұрын

If you are not with me, you will lose quickly!!

@albond

4 жыл бұрын

*escalated

@Gjappy

4 жыл бұрын

I was oh shi-

@thecreature395

4 жыл бұрын

My throat is my problem, thanks

Nobody: Google translate: *soft and flabby stage* (2:39)

She's hilarious, creative and beautiful... but more than the humor I love her voice

1:05 *I have only one angle* *ROASTED X100000000000000000*

@haz0816

6 жыл бұрын

XD

@jrchnvn

6 жыл бұрын

Whaaaaat???????

@Alex-jn3fs

6 жыл бұрын

Ngọc Ngô lol

@eviejacksontv6592

6 жыл бұрын

Cracked up thanks for letting me see the joke

GROWING GROWING GROWING. GROWING GROWING PLANT.

@brookeshea8569

7 жыл бұрын

Morgan Love PLANT!

@kanegamer5595

7 жыл бұрын

Morgan Love I dont know how it translate plant it only says go up a thousand times

@gggg-jb2tv

7 жыл бұрын

Morgan Love while i was reading this , it played the part

@iamalemon3951

7 жыл бұрын

XD

@skylarblinn5309

7 жыл бұрын

Maybe the growing plant is the gradually watermelon!

“See how” “Coming soon” Games not teasing items in a nutshell

*"You can spend a Long time in a Very Short Time"* LOL

@penguin22penguin22

3 жыл бұрын

xd

@SamTheMan12

3 жыл бұрын

mama22 mama22 Legend says that im still responding to comemtns even after a year

"My mind is all necessary" Suddenly ... "I KILLED WITHOUT PROBLEMS" "I WANT TO GET RID OF YOUR THROAT" 😂😂😂😂😂

"I you're interested in more than money, my mind is all necessary" -Education

@07kamichamakarin

4 жыл бұрын

Rhyming 101

@coyraig8332

4 жыл бұрын

"I killed without problems, quickly, i want to get rid of your throat"

Music: despacito English: slowly Google translate: qui-I-ickly Spanish people: . . . . . . . Facepalm

@MrShant-ui9ht

3 жыл бұрын

Rápidoñ...

@Retrenorium

3 жыл бұрын

@Lily Terrio U come, Man-child, yo come manchild

I am SO glad this is the only time I've ever heard Despacito. Never heard it before today. I'm just going to imagine that this is better than whatever the supposedly depraved other one is. Thank you for making the world a better place, Malinda!

Google Translate: Quickly Actual Meaning: Slowly This is why you don't use Google Translate

@imverynottoxic8824

7 жыл бұрын

miki2003pl same

@kob6912

6 жыл бұрын

They fixed it

@Luna-kk6qf

6 жыл бұрын

My face when somebody said they used translate 😑

@geopixels6886

6 жыл бұрын

Luna Guyt That's the entire point of this video smart one.

@MyUnquenchableThirst

6 жыл бұрын

I don't understand the point. How many times is she translating the song?

Growing growing *PLANT* ( I CANT I LOST IT THERE)

@GenderWoman666

5 жыл бұрын

I love that XD

@thesun5112

5 жыл бұрын

GIVE ME THE PLANT

@64collard

4 жыл бұрын

The face she pulls when she says plant I may have snorted while laught 😂😂😂😂

@uh3336

4 жыл бұрын

Plant

@caleblewis8169

4 жыл бұрын

Did you mean gradually watermelon

1:19 Acceleration ... Yes Meme man would be happy

Fun fact: My mom absolutely adores this song, so I got curious and decided to look up a translated version on the internet (not this one tho, I mean the real translation) and tbh, I have never been able to tell her what it really means to this day >.

I Killed Without Problems BUT HERE I AM ON THE MOUNTAIN OH YEAH

@kaitlynang

7 жыл бұрын

emilía gujó IT'S ELSA!!!

@ivangonzalezbautista6758

7 жыл бұрын

emilía gujó The BEST part 😂

"I don't know, I'm just here to ruin it for you," -Malinda 2017

@ekokonutz

7 жыл бұрын

JenJay Awesome I was on the part when i red it XD

@inksans3318

7 жыл бұрын

JenJay Is Not Awesome ur mean!!!

@davidbrick1260

7 жыл бұрын

I need this on a shirt.

1:01 She looks so done. XD

Hah! I knew there was something called a “favourite child!” Thanks google translate, now I have proof to show my parents!

"Retro, unknown, coastline, inside, profile, lit" Logics of Google Translate

@pierluigimiscioscia7036

5 жыл бұрын

It seems Albus Dumbledore's "few words" in the first book

@MarMarcy

5 жыл бұрын

It somehow rhymes

@emanatingf

5 жыл бұрын

@@MarMarcy LOL it really does Retro, Unknown & Coast Line, Inside & Profile Inside & Lit (1st syllable)

@t.lanfield1936

5 жыл бұрын

4

@fjakjcwjcjjwjcch

5 жыл бұрын

Marcela Maria Marcinova it does. Didn’t know Google Translate is a poet.

All right, I admit it - it *is* my fault that you're stranded. Just please, don't take my throat.

@twistedtranslations

7 жыл бұрын

HAHA

@amyleighton

7 жыл бұрын

HeresToPhilipWylie 😂😂

@amyleighton

7 жыл бұрын

HeresToPhilipWylie At least your seals witn you

3:12 this is when the weird stuff start.....

You don’t ruin these songs, you make them better and more humorous

"You can spend a long time in a very short time" I am dead

@TheAlystraStardust

6 жыл бұрын

This describes what's it's like at my job accurately.

@zyaicob

6 жыл бұрын

You are a mechanic and made of iron.

@aliky8856

6 жыл бұрын

TIME TRAVEL

HOW CAN SHE SING THIS SO SERIOUSLY?

@CJ-iz3mp

7 жыл бұрын

Sooo much experience

@Sc4r4byte

7 жыл бұрын

desensitization

@katrisspriordeen1735

7 жыл бұрын

probably 3'000'000'000 takes!

@Emma-ib9vt

7 жыл бұрын

Leon Pont exactly

@alphawolfgamergirl2152

7 жыл бұрын

Leon Pont a lot of retakes

2:48 “I see you’re malice with delicacy” is almost the actual translation. Wow. Edit: delicadeza is the quality of being delicate. I don’t think the word is used that way in English. If it is, then GT got it right!

@GTAandApplechannel

4 жыл бұрын

Lilllate people even use the word innovation even through they don’t even know what’s actually means

“I will show you something in your ear” Have you made a visit in my ear?!

"I know that the child is my right" -Both Karen and Translator Fails

@denverbajio9752

5 жыл бұрын

Ya

@psychobsessed_

4 жыл бұрын

That generally reminded me of a rule in some parts of the world, where people are only able to have a max amount of kids

@MegaraTheUnwise

4 жыл бұрын

Who?

I will learn this version and sing only this version from now one.

@a.s.3719

7 жыл бұрын

Jordan lol XD I wonder how people who dont know Google translate sings would look at you if you sing that in front of them

@mayajoy7248

7 жыл бұрын

I forgot the actual lyrics to Hello because I only listened to the GTS version and people thought I was really weird.😂

@IrisBonetPhoto

7 жыл бұрын

Maya Joy welcome to the partyyyyyyyyy

@rogonzalez152

7 жыл бұрын

Jordan same I speak Spanish so I could sing it the right way but nah

@rivendellstarlight

7 жыл бұрын

That's what I was just thinking! I could do it properly, but... *points at this masterpiece*

“I want to be your objective”- how gamer girls come on to people

when you try to make up a scary story on the sleepover: 0:51

@therainbowlord9572

3 жыл бұрын

Their reaction is the next line ‘he made me feel something’

i overheard the actual song playing the other day and for a second was really thrown when "I see your chest hair, I want to be your objective" wasn't in the lyrics

@gunika5588

5 жыл бұрын

Actually nothing like this is I the song..lol

@chefebispo

5 жыл бұрын

Oh noes, next yer gonna tell me those Hitler video subtitles aren't accurate either.

@claireborcherding2381

5 жыл бұрын

WELL TECHNOLOGY ISN'T PERFECT, CAUSE NOTHING EVER IS PERFECT

This is my favorite video of all the Google Translate series

@charliebeake943

7 жыл бұрын

*says before the video ends*

@prllysra

7 жыл бұрын

Laliah Pearson Same

@Eva-hh7wm

7 жыл бұрын

Laliah Pearson I like You'll Be Back, this is my second favorite

@gjcfjhchxks3325

7 жыл бұрын

I think this is my third favourite. My first is shape of you and second is hello.

@altradecull9149

7 жыл бұрын

I Like Shapes? Hey Jews? That Behind? Some Parts Of The World?

Did anyone notice how well she sang tho? I love her voice!

1:41 Only Siths deal in absolutes.

"You are a mechanic and made of iron" Anyone else thought of Iron Man?

@PuppyLove2468

4 жыл бұрын

yup!

@chuuya_simp152

4 жыл бұрын

I thought of metal bars 😂

@melonsoup9058

4 жыл бұрын

Cinder (The Lunar Chronicles)

@theidiotbehindtheslaughter

4 жыл бұрын

I did

@aishasiddeeq9636

4 жыл бұрын

@@bienemats RIP tony

“I killed without problems” “I want to get rid of your throat” well... ok

@mnsn_.

6 жыл бұрын

Susan li NOOO come at me

@FiveFoxesInATrenchcoat

6 жыл бұрын

Susan li *F a M i L y F u N f O r E v E r Y o N e !*

@icylite1774

6 жыл бұрын

Susan li that's totally casual... Yah totally

@sethmuckerheide1602

6 жыл бұрын

I think you forgot “Black dark day”

@ravenalchemy610

5 жыл бұрын

Sexy.

I can't speak for other people, but I like songs I can't understand because I prefer instrumental music. So when the lyrics are foreign, or unintelligible for some other reason, then they sound less like words, and more like just another instrument. One that is incredibly dynamic.

@kasperjoonatan6014

9 ай бұрын

oh yes! And if the singer has a voice that you think is sexy/warm/soft etc., it really doesn't matter what she/he sings..

The way she acts out ‘COME AT ME!’ at the beginning kills me

Despacito=Slowly Google Translate: QUI-I-ICKLY -oh my, the irony-

@katinthegetto2916

6 жыл бұрын

Junia Wong oh me oh my I like SHAPES!

@David_Thompson

6 жыл бұрын

69th like. Oh my! ; )

@shade-samathewerewolf8753

6 жыл бұрын

Lol I was thinking the same thing

The growing, growing, growing PLANT - you could say it *GRADUALLY WATERMELON*'d

@alexthuene2806

7 жыл бұрын

Which one is that from?

@shatteredswords

7 жыл бұрын

Gradually watermelon? It's "Shape Of You" seen here: kzread.info/dash/bejne/hKiZkpmsnJa8lpc.html

@shatteredswords

7 жыл бұрын

Yasss

@shatteredswords

7 жыл бұрын

sprinkle pig Ae, ae

@shatteredswords

6 жыл бұрын

You, you are a mechanic and made of iron

*Everybody saying how beautifully she sings, I say how beautifully she acts those scenes out!*

Despacito = Slowly Time = You can spend a long time in a very short time D.Y = Confused Google = Hell yeah!

I lost it from 2:33 - 2:47 'I'm in a hurry, I want to go' 'First of all, SURPRISE!' 'By steps, soft and flabby stage' 'We are a bit stranded' 'I blame you for that' Charming 😂

@polly873

7 жыл бұрын

Albond can't wait to see the movie "how" coming soon

@albond

7 жыл бұрын

ThatPollyRose 13 lol yeah

You literally made a few tears of laughter splash my face. Quite hilarious this song has become once we took out all the Spanish !

"You can spend a long time in a very short time" basically the theory of relativity

How the hell did Despacito(slowly) turn into quickly?!

@robertjoey1063

7 жыл бұрын

That happened *fast*

@elenaionescu715

7 жыл бұрын

XxDachshundxX Productions 😂

@Allanon096

7 жыл бұрын

please realize its translated through 15 languages or so, actual meaning got lost most likely

@user-wm4bc1hj8q

7 жыл бұрын

Did you not read 'Parody'??

@robertl.2676

7 жыл бұрын

Elena Ionescu she translated into 5+ languages...

"You can spend a very long time, in a very short time..." *illuminate music playing on the background* Google translate?!?

As I am preparing to leave my career in the language services business, I want to thank you for this excellent and fun demonstration of why GT isn't suitable for government and school translation. I've probably sent this link out a hundred times or more in the last five years. Nice work!

Loved what you did to this song. Shows everyone it is not always good or cool to be singing songs you do not fully understand. Keep up the good work, girl!

My mother tongue is spanish and i lost it at the chest hair omg 😂😂😂😂

@Frostfern94

4 жыл бұрын

Literally XD Don't speak Spanish but I know what the real translation of these lyrics are and it hurts XD

@mistydraw3602

4 жыл бұрын

@@Frostfern94 i speak spanish...the music is horrible here ;-;

@cacahuetebanane1603

4 жыл бұрын

Angelica same!

@-ana_banana-2098

4 жыл бұрын

Misty Draw agh yeah, i dont know how regueton can be so popular..

Despacito apparently means quickly now Logic

@keegster7167

6 жыл бұрын

your profile picture matches too, lol

Noone: Literally noone: noteven einstein: Googe translate: You can spend a very long time in a short time.

2:04 my mom when I help her with chores

As a native spanish speaker this is even funnier! 😂

@idlingabout6128

7 жыл бұрын

igual jajaja x'D

@sapphireb3628

7 жыл бұрын

Jajajaja

@trinitybaylor7523

7 жыл бұрын

Shantal Fabri jajajaj

@iloveejoycee

7 жыл бұрын

Sé bien esto es muy divertido me parece este video increíble como letras español cambiado en 15 o más idiomas diferentes y volver hilarante jajajaja

@denisec328

7 жыл бұрын

Init! 😂