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  • @leventemucsi9547
    @leventemucsi95472 жыл бұрын

    "I hope Google Translate confuses you" Now we see Google Translate's true colors

  • @Memecious

    @Memecious

    2 жыл бұрын

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  • @siamvat

    @siamvat

    2 жыл бұрын

    Ohh! It was black and white all along!

  • @taliafisher1048

    @taliafisher1048

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yes. A thousand times yes

  • @ns.kha29

    @ns.kha29

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@gray815 thanks for suggestion! Watching him rn

  • @gray815

    @gray815

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@ns.kha29 your welcome hope your liking his video so far.

  • @RodyTheRoad
    @RodyTheRoad2 жыл бұрын

    "Hi, hello, I like breakfast" describes me accurately when I wake up

  • @Memecious

    @Memecious

    2 жыл бұрын

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  • @sc_ken8045

    @sc_ken8045

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Memecious shut

  • @sakurafalls2468

    @sakurafalls2468

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Memecious up

  • @youngtoonfish6891

    @youngtoonfish6891

    2 жыл бұрын

    Also: First things: Coffee It will get better soon. That pretty much sums up me in the morning 😅

  • @michaelz.7140

    @michaelz.7140

    2 жыл бұрын

    that's my girlfriend

  • @megwilcox5946
    @megwilcox59462 жыл бұрын

    “be careful not to eat. personally, this is a struggle.” two sentences never described me better.

  • @catsfromplanethalf-asleepc9728

    @catsfromplanethalf-asleepc9728

    2 жыл бұрын

    Be careful not to go too far. This is a war.

  • @ElementalDomino2007

    @ElementalDomino2007

    2 жыл бұрын

    Me too, but without the egg part

  • @otterwithadarkside4422

    @otterwithadarkside4422

    Жыл бұрын

    I hope you are ok!

  • @alexholley2712

    @alexholley2712

    Жыл бұрын

    @@otterwithadarkside4422 I am, but are you? (Just checking 😉)

  • @otterwithadarkside4422

    @otterwithadarkside4422

    Жыл бұрын

    @@alexholley2712 Right now, yes

  • @martinwolf7800
    @martinwolf78002 жыл бұрын

    Give this woman a gold! No, seriously, do it. She won't stop spinning otherwise...

  • @miraculous_lady_noir2179

    @miraculous_lady_noir2179

    2 жыл бұрын

    Underrated comment.

  • @martinwolf7800

    @martinwolf7800

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@miraculous_lady_noir2179 Fate of late commenters... thank you :)

  • @cosmox1x

    @cosmox1x

    2 жыл бұрын

    Does anyone have a gold flag though???

  • @elisabethsun7059

    @elisabethsun7059

    2 жыл бұрын

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @mauricethomas2619

    @mauricethomas2619

    2 жыл бұрын

    How is spinning a world record..?

  • @Oddmartian2
    @Oddmartian22 жыл бұрын

    Love how GT ended up giving up on cooking and just bought breakfast lol

  • @robinchesterfield42

    @robinchesterfield42

    2 жыл бұрын

    That'd totally be me. :P

  • @conlon4332

    @conlon4332

    2 жыл бұрын

    Hilarious!

  • @rosettasilvermist

    @rosettasilvermist

    2 жыл бұрын

    GT understands me

  • @amdyblade2245

    @amdyblade2245

    2 жыл бұрын

    Not trying to be the r/woooooosh comment, but the lore of this video seems to be that google translate bot stole it and gave it to the translation.

  • @pai-tsuhi1131

    @pai-tsuhi1131

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yeah. 😅

  • @leventemucsi9547
    @leventemucsi95472 жыл бұрын

    "For the fear of garlic" Didn't know Google Translate is ran by vampires

  • @Memecious

    @Memecious

    2 жыл бұрын

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  • @pancakesareawesome3121

    @pancakesareawesome3121

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Memecious shut

  • @Gardiled

    @Gardiled

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Memecious no

  • @wootwoot5486

    @wootwoot5486

    2 жыл бұрын

    That'd explain the confusion then

  • @chandlerg

    @chandlerg

    2 жыл бұрын

    lol or is one?

  • @TheReadingWerewolf
    @TheReadingWerewolf2 жыл бұрын

    The fact that google translate actually ended up with an edible meal is a great stride for it

  • @lillycirn

    @lillycirn

    Жыл бұрын

    And it’s so relatible too!

  • @muhammadrafay8441

    @muhammadrafay8441

    Жыл бұрын

    It ordered the meal though

  • @maudglazbrooke1287

    @maudglazbrooke1287

    10 ай бұрын

    @@muhammadrafay8441 it's google! That's what it does! lol

  • @danieldabloxgamer9205

    @danieldabloxgamer9205

    10 ай бұрын

    In this case, turning Google Translate into a real vacation is a big step.

  • @Aentitious
    @Aentitious2 жыл бұрын

    2:24 "and take nothing" *proceeds to take luggage*

  • @alessandro5932

    @alessandro5932

    2 жыл бұрын

    The bag is empty

  • @fandomsfan1

    @fandomsfan1

    Жыл бұрын

    @@alessandro5932 Yes, but it's still something.

  • @maxifire32

    @maxifire32

    Жыл бұрын

    is it still something if it was empty? maybe the luggage was an illusion and it doesn't exist

  • @XGalaxy_CatX

    @XGalaxy_CatX

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeahh- I think we're over thinking a bit...

  • @eric_moore-6126

    @eric_moore-6126

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@alessandro5932but she packed everything

  • @Krokador
    @Krokador2 жыл бұрын

    "First things first: coffee" Google: "It will get better soon." Isn't that the point? Haha

  • @user-oh7mk2yw4t

    @user-oh7mk2yw4t

    2 жыл бұрын

    Google Translate says ironically

  • @mcmptn

    @mcmptn

    2 жыл бұрын

    I can just picture that as the advertising slogan for Folger's or Maxwell House or something. "Coffee: It will get better soon."

  • @Whoeverthatis-g5t

    @Whoeverthatis-g5t

    2 жыл бұрын

    How Google Translate always seems to get the point is beyond me

  • @Veeveebear

    @Veeveebear

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @DennisBillington

    @DennisBillington

    2 жыл бұрын

    The coffee won't cry.

  • @meaganbailey5672
    @meaganbailey56722 жыл бұрын

    "I hope Google Translate confuses you" is the most self-aware thing that's ever appeared in these videos

  • @Hand-in-Shot_Productions

    @Hand-in-Shot_Productions

    2 жыл бұрын

    Exactly! After all, that's the point!

  • @simianto9957

    @simianto9957

    2 жыл бұрын

    how does this work?!?! why does it get weird

  • @croissant2951

    @croissant2951

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@simianto9957 because some words in other languages mean many different stuff.

  • @unchaineddefender

    @unchaineddefender

    2 жыл бұрын

    Oh...one time I was just translating "kikikiki......" from Malay into English (doesn't work anymore, and Google Translate said, "Do you want your computer to have a problem?"

  • @galixy_gacha5926

    @galixy_gacha5926

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yeah

  • @wanderingweirdo2169
    @wanderingweirdo21692 жыл бұрын

    "Now, I will take my favorite biscuits and THROW THEM AWAY." Did anybody else laugh till they cried at this one? 😂

  • @corriehingston6744

    @corriehingston6744

    Жыл бұрын

    The funny thing is, those "biscuits" look like scones to me (I'm British) 🤣

  • @hyzmarie

    @hyzmarie

    Жыл бұрын

    @@corriehingston6744cause they’re an American South thing. Other cultures don’t really have similar fluffy biscuits. In the US, British “biscuits” are cookies

  • @thanostheclub

    @thanostheclub

    11 ай бұрын

    America's answer to the scon/scone problem - call them biscuits! ;)

  • @adventureswithaurora

    @adventureswithaurora

    3 ай бұрын

    🤣 Yes.

  • @partyygutz
    @partyygutz2 жыл бұрын

    I love the look on her face once she says; "for the fear of garlic"

  • @BigRockyGaming

    @BigRockyGaming

    Жыл бұрын

    I look when she says no herbs and the add fresh herbs daily

  • @wacasommerfell469
    @wacasommerfell4692 жыл бұрын

    "Do you think tomorrows delicious protein food will kill you for me?" We all knew: googel had those plans XD

  • @thijsbakker9799

    @thijsbakker9799

    2 жыл бұрын

    That's why they recommended ordering breakfast

  • @Azii_lol

    @Azii_lol

    2 жыл бұрын

    Google

  • @chandlerg

    @chandlerg

    2 жыл бұрын

    XD

  • @robinchesterfield42

    @robinchesterfield42

    2 жыл бұрын

    "Breakfast is made of PEOPLE!"

  • @PenguinEye

    @PenguinEye

    2 жыл бұрын

    Don't get killed, use duckduckgo ;)

  • @leventemucsi9547
    @leventemucsi95472 жыл бұрын

    Pickle and Jalapeño ice cream sounds like someone's craving during pregnancy

  • @mitchweiner

    @mitchweiner

    2 жыл бұрын

    I’d eat it… 😃

  • @callistopaws

    @callistopaws

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@mitchweiner .

  • @chandlerg

    @chandlerg

    2 жыл бұрын

    lol

  • @thepretzel2

    @thepretzel2

    2 жыл бұрын

    I've been to an ice cream restaurant that has (intermittently) jalapenos flavored ice cream. I've never had it because I'm not one for something THAT spicy, so I cant say how it tastes but I've asked and the servers have said it gets sold a decent amount.

  • @Tetsumia

    @Tetsumia

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@mitchweiner are YOU prengan?

  • @battletapesrecording
    @battletapesrecording Жыл бұрын

    “I pack everything, throw the cardboard, and take nothing!” Lol I died 😂😂😂

  • @Eabnormalon
    @Eabnormalon2 жыл бұрын

    2:48 Got me into tears NOT ONLY THE TRANSLATION IS HILARIOUS ENOUGH BUT YOU DOING THE "BREAK IT" ACTION GOT ME DYING.

  • @82dorrin
    @82dorrin2 жыл бұрын

    "The coffee and funeral page is in French" That's such a mood...

  • @Memecious

    @Memecious

    2 жыл бұрын

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  • @pmmarquillero9022

    @pmmarquillero9022

    2 жыл бұрын

    Your comment made me remember that the word wand is baguette in french, how I wish Harry Potter was in french and translated to English and just wait for the scene were Harry chose his wand . . . :)

  • @belalabusultan5911

    @belalabusultan5911

    2 жыл бұрын

    is that what Noire films are all about?

  • @chandlerg

    @chandlerg

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lmao 🤣

  • @juliodaguy

    @juliodaguy

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Memecious shut it.

  • @JarrodMFinn
    @JarrodMFinn2 жыл бұрын

    "First things first, coffee" translating to "It will get better soon" is the most real and hilarious thing I've heard in quite a while.

  • @bessieburnet9816

    @bessieburnet9816

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, exactly

  • @wingsofboi2409

    @wingsofboi2409

    2 жыл бұрын

    Very true

  • @MaskedDeath_

    @MaskedDeath_

    9 ай бұрын

    The former is the narrator, the latter is your inner thoughts

  • @swanz998

    @swanz998

    7 ай бұрын

    yes(lol).

  • @trishoconnor2169
    @trishoconnor2169 Жыл бұрын

    I was laughing so hard, my cat woke up, walked over, and started purring loudly at me as if to calm me down. Man, I miss seeing new videos come out on this channel.

  • @bloob11
    @bloob11 Жыл бұрын

    Google translate talking in 3rd person about itself is the best thing

  • @louiswebster7839
    @louiswebster78392 жыл бұрын

    “be careful not to eat. personally this is a struggle” google translate describes gen z in a nutshell

  • @mach1nefan

    @mach1nefan

    2 жыл бұрын

    i feel personally attacked by this comment

  • @izurukamukura6653

    @izurukamukura6653

    2 жыл бұрын

    Actually, everyone. Regardless of generation, if you don’t eat, you will die. Which, would be a struggle.

  • @Cheetahgirl_Studios

    @Cheetahgirl_Studios

    2 жыл бұрын

    I think “WE HAVE TO EAT NOW!” and “Hi hello I like breakfast” also sums us up pretty well.

  • @justsomerandompersononthei5087

    @justsomerandompersononthei5087

    2 жыл бұрын

    I‘m currently trying to lose weight and probably ate too much already. Google translate getting relatable over here.

  • @APoliticalConfusionAndMess

    @APoliticalConfusionAndMess

    2 жыл бұрын

    Well, then, stop eating so much, Zoomer, unless you wanna get fat.

  • @prestokrevlar
    @prestokrevlar2 жыл бұрын

    I love that "You can add fruit or chocolate if you want" stayed.

  • @graciel.7500

    @graciel.7500

    2 жыл бұрын

    IKR XD

  • @maxifire32

    @maxifire32

    Жыл бұрын

    i was expecting it to become "fruit chocolate" or "add your wanted you"

  • @omgitgiovanni

    @omgitgiovanni

    Жыл бұрын

    FRRR LMAOOOOOOOOO

  • @Confusion372
    @Confusion37210 ай бұрын

    "Hi, hello, I like breakfast" Same, GT. Same

  • @milasmith8470
    @milasmith84702 жыл бұрын

    I love the part: When you are ready to do the work, buy your breakfast. And put it on the end of the table. Also, you should totally put tangled tv series songs through google translate! I did it and it turned out hilarious

  • @Orange9098ItsOrangewithContent
    @Orange9098ItsOrangewithContent2 жыл бұрын

    1:07 Imao the original transcript is the parent preparing the food and Google Translate acted as a kid with tantrums

  • @chandlerg

    @chandlerg

    2 жыл бұрын

    XD

  • @juliodaguy

    @juliodaguy

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lol I saw you in a Warioware Smooth Moves video.

  • @stellanovaluna

    @stellanovaluna

    2 жыл бұрын

    lol truuuee

  • @sillypplproductions2

    @sillypplproductions2

    2 жыл бұрын

    I like how the end of the video supports this idea 😂

  • @Andreasistrans

    @Andreasistrans

    2 жыл бұрын

    Exactly!

  • @sakurafalls2468
    @sakurafalls24682 жыл бұрын

    I love how Google Translate is obsessed with food, but doesn't want to actually make it lmao.

  • @mondiramaji791

    @mondiramaji791

    2 жыл бұрын

    Omg perfect description 😂😂😂

  • @slainedale8032

    @slainedale8032

    2 жыл бұрын

    And it gives up and orders some instead.

  • @appelofdoom8211

    @appelofdoom8211

    2 жыл бұрын

    Mood tbh.

  • @pai-tsuhi1131

    @pai-tsuhi1131

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, mood.

  • @Z_purple_Z

    @Z_purple_Z

    2 жыл бұрын

    Sounds like me

  • @neo.sapphirre_skies
    @neo.sapphirre_skies2 жыл бұрын

    "When you're ready to do the work... Buy your breakfast" that's really relatable 😂😂

  • @robbymounce2676
    @robbymounce26762 жыл бұрын

    That awkward moment when you FORGET that the Google Translate MALINDA and the REGULAR MALINDA are the SAME PERSON………..… lol! LOVE YOU, MALINDA!

  • @seeoh33
    @seeoh332 жыл бұрын

    Billie Eilish will be sad you threw the biscuits away. She spent ages making them.

  • @Fuchsschwester

    @Fuchsschwester

    2 жыл бұрын

    Nice one 😂👍🏻.

  • @fezenclop

    @fezenclop

    2 жыл бұрын

    Very good! 😄

  • @bessieburnet9816

    @bessieburnet9816

    2 жыл бұрын

    🤣👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @SwagPizza

    @SwagPizza

    2 жыл бұрын

    THIS COMMENT IS PERFECTION!!! XD

  • @Cycloon16

    @Cycloon16

    2 жыл бұрын

    poggers

  • @weirdo1599
    @weirdo15992 жыл бұрын

    "Do you think tomorrow's delicious protein food will kill you for me" Ahhh....I hope not...

  • @lavender.latte_23

    @lavender.latte_23

    2 жыл бұрын

    Bold of you to assume that I'm going to eat anything tomorrow thanks to this -

  • @chandlerg

    @chandlerg

    2 жыл бұрын

    lol 😆

  • @adrs1380

    @adrs1380

    2 жыл бұрын

    With that many eggs, it might.

  • @R.M.MacFru

    @R.M.MacFru

    2 жыл бұрын

    With my triglycerides, it could very well do so.

  • @bwpeterson2780

    @bwpeterson2780

    2 жыл бұрын

    Well? Did it kill you?

  • @bekgerk
    @bekgerk2 жыл бұрын

    I took my favorite biscuits and threw the biscuits away! Had me laughing so hard😂

  • @user-ty7ko1jx2d
    @user-ty7ko1jx2d2 жыл бұрын

    she has to sing "we dont talk about bruno"

  • @adventurerwithacoolhat2531
    @adventurerwithacoolhat25312 жыл бұрын

    “I drink coffee so don’t wait too long or the coffee won’t cry” *Agreed. The coffee won’t be the one crying if you wait too long.*

  • @johnruschmeyer5769

    @johnruschmeyer5769

    2 жыл бұрын

    I'm not sure I understand why Google Translate thinks that bitter coffee will cry as opposed to... I don't know... seek revenge?

  • @OsScratchMaker

    @OsScratchMaker

    2 жыл бұрын

    If you stay a long time, do not cry.

  • @adventurerwithacoolhat2531

    @adventurerwithacoolhat2531

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@johnruschmeyer5769 I waited too long and I was panicked when I was not getting any sleep.

  • @warriorofdramaclan8107

    @warriorofdramaclan8107

    11 ай бұрын

    😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @Froggycolouring

    @Froggycolouring

    10 ай бұрын

    I like the way it implies that the coffee is already crying and thats what GT wants

  • @c.w.r.794
    @c.w.r.7942 жыл бұрын

    I’m imagining this as a sketch about two college roommates trying to get along and they make breakfast together, but one of them is too impatient and has to do everything now! Only- she’s blindfolded and drunk.

  • @Memecious

    @Memecious

    2 жыл бұрын

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  • @pancakesareawesome3121

    @pancakesareawesome3121

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Memecious you.

  • @cierelie

    @cierelie

    2 жыл бұрын

    Well you just made my brother terrified of college

  • @sublyne_gal

    @sublyne_gal

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Memecious SHUT UP BOT

  • @IrishElf

    @IrishElf

    2 жыл бұрын

    If I was blindfolded it wouldn’t make a difference because I’m already blind

  • @krissp8712
    @krissp8712 Жыл бұрын

    3:36 I love how she just puts her elbows into the milk lol

  • @skythesimp8656
    @skythesimp86562 жыл бұрын

    Google translate aside: I'm impressed how much effort you put into making breakfast. I normally just eat cereal or if I'm really motivated pancakes (which isn't very often)

  • @Edward-it9cr
    @Edward-it9cr2 жыл бұрын

    "Be careful not to eat. Personally, this is a struggle." mood :(

  • @hannahwilliams5681
    @hannahwilliams56812 жыл бұрын

    "After 4 minutes, I shook my head a bit and fell to the ground." -me at work lmao

  • @Master_Calibur
    @Master_Calibur2 ай бұрын

    "I also recommend pickle and Jalapeno Icecream!" *GAGS* Me: *laughing while still agreeing with the gag reaction*

  • @Chimcharlover13
    @Chimcharlover132 жыл бұрын

    We Don't Talk About Bruno translate version! Please, Malinda?

  • @corinagibson7387
    @corinagibson73872 жыл бұрын

    I love how much energy you put into the Google translate version

  • @Memecious

    @Memecious

    2 жыл бұрын

    kzread.info/dash/bejne/mIBksNuMgJfHndI.html ..

  • @sublyne_gal

    @sublyne_gal

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Memecious NO

  • @Jackie-cw7qz

    @Jackie-cw7qz

    2 жыл бұрын

    I’d say in both 🤣

  • @Horizqn_

    @Horizqn_

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@MemeciousNope, just nope

  • @kristhedumbass6281

    @kristhedumbass6281

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Memecious kzread.info/dash/bejne/qZeo0dZtdJXOkso.html

  • @tished
    @tished2 жыл бұрын

    Google Translate is that one thing everyone needed but never knew that they did.

  • @Memecious

    @Memecious

    2 жыл бұрын

    kzread.info/dash/bejne/mIBksNuMgJfHndI.html ..

  • @adventurerwithacoolhat2531

    @adventurerwithacoolhat2531

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yep. It makes everything better!

  • @simianto9957

    @simianto9957

    2 жыл бұрын

    I dont get how it works... she translates it and it gets weird?? help 😭

  • @koolkitty108
    @koolkitty108 Жыл бұрын

    Only 20 seconds in and GT is already emo… 0:59 I don’t know what that means but it’s relatable

  • @Hazelbazelwastaken

    @Hazelbazelwastaken

    Жыл бұрын

    *don't wait too long cause the coffee won't cry 😔*

  • @koolkitty108

    @koolkitty108

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Hazelbazelwastaken I thought we were supposed to eat the coffee though 😤

  • @augustaguayo-hernandez57
    @augustaguayo-hernandez57 Жыл бұрын

    Good rhymes 1:40

  • @Velociraptor2000
    @Velociraptor20002 жыл бұрын

    " I then add my favorites spices" Such as spices The memories came... Gradually.

  • @mysticqueen3551

    @mysticqueen3551

    2 жыл бұрын

    Watermelon

  • @lowheadvarney158

    @lowheadvarney158

    2 жыл бұрын

    Every day, some new railway is found

  • @cactus2678

    @cactus2678

    2 жыл бұрын

    I like shapes

  • @umalazoff4

    @umalazoff4

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lukashenko and Gradually watermelon return

  • @kerriwolfton3195

    @kerriwolfton3195

    2 жыл бұрын

    My conscience pressing rain 🌧

  • @bebber7129
    @bebber71292 жыл бұрын

    Speaking of breakfast... Google Translate makes Pop Tarts N=Normal T=Translated N:Hi, I am gonna make a pop tart today. T:Hello, I want to do a pop song today. N:First, go to the cabinet T:I'm going to the office first N:Second, Get a Pop Tart package from a Pop Tart box T:2. Download the pop-tart package from the window that opens N:Third, take the Pop tarts out of the foil T:3. Remove the tartar from the book below for Easter eggs N:Fourth, enjoy! T:Fourth, have fun! N:Well, bye! Wait.. is Google Translate making a mess? T:my child! my child! Wait ... are you happy with Google Translate?

  • @sundeeprandhawa6007

    @sundeeprandhawa6007

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yes, I am very happy

  • @DarkSteve

    @DarkSteve

    2 жыл бұрын

    starts laughing so hard

  • @galixy_gacha5926

    @galixy_gacha5926

    2 жыл бұрын

    XD

  • @vyronix5698

    @vyronix5698

    2 жыл бұрын

    *m y c h i l d*

  • @PocketLint846

    @PocketLint846

    2 жыл бұрын

    Toriel is that you?

  • @Gg-nj2yf
    @Gg-nj2yf2 жыл бұрын

    Malinda is who we want to be. Google Translate is who we are.

  • @josiahtaylor7967

    @josiahtaylor7967

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lol true

  • @dandidoobread
    @dandidoobread2 жыл бұрын

    i came to check if anyone in the comments was asking for encanto songs and i did not expect this many comments about it

  • @NeevTHM
    @NeevTHM2 жыл бұрын

    Ice-cream shops trying to promote their most obsolete flavours: I also recommend pickle and jalapeño ice-cream.

  • @AlinaAniretake

    @AlinaAniretake

    2 жыл бұрын

    Ah yes. The ice cream that literally can make you DIE. What a way you start a day)

  • @Eeveeismypatronas

    @Eeveeismypatronas

    2 жыл бұрын

    EEEEWWWW!!!!!! XD

  • @markmcpheters

    @markmcpheters

    2 жыл бұрын

    ¡¿jalepAño?!

  • @oscarhuntproductions
    @oscarhuntproductions2 жыл бұрын

    "It will get better soon" The pandemic in a nutshell.

  • @APoliticalConfusionAndMess

    @APoliticalConfusionAndMess

    2 жыл бұрын

    *2021 You watching this in the past somehow?

  • @oscarhuntproductions

    @oscarhuntproductions

    2 жыл бұрын

    ​@@APoliticalConfusionAndMess Yeah, correcting the comment as we speak.

  • @aman_01ahmad33

    @aman_01ahmad33

    2 жыл бұрын

    it wont get better soon

  • @jenellsaphid

    @jenellsaphid

    2 жыл бұрын

    Ugh. The amount of times I have heard this...

  • @oscarhuntproductions

    @oscarhuntproductions

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@jenellsaphid Right? For me, it's the amount of times I have had to say this to myself to maintain my sanity.

  • @kingstonlovely7404
    @kingstonlovely74046 ай бұрын

    3:50 i kinda like to think they switch between the little tv head and malinda at any time, they just like being malinda

  • @royalemeraldbuilder5058
    @royalemeraldbuilder50582 жыл бұрын

    Anybody else think Malinda is somehow pouring water straight through the table at 0:35?

  • @erinrimmer9878
    @erinrimmer98782 жыл бұрын

    mum: get up me: no mum: i made your favourite food for breakfast me: "hi,hello, i like breakfast"

  • @blazethespacenerd
    @blazethespacenerd2 жыл бұрын

    I love to start my morning off by eating coffee, egg pasta, floor water, reading a French funeral page, and making a mess.

  • @botiii_isthebestalways

    @botiii_isthebestalways

    2 жыл бұрын

    *Dies of laughter*

  • @that_one_libra419.9

    @that_one_libra419.9

    2 жыл бұрын

    Omg, same!

  • @billyboythedog9710

    @billyboythedog9710

    2 жыл бұрын

    Ummmmm delicious uhh

  • @davidjockin6654

    @davidjockin6654

    Жыл бұрын

    Sounds good! I never made a Google translated American breakfast before, but maybe I should give it a try 🤤

  • @kaeyabedilucsbrotherpls

    @kaeyabedilucsbrotherpls

    Жыл бұрын

    OOoooOooO FlOOR wATeR

  • @erinsy13
    @erinsy132 жыл бұрын

    I did this with Blank Space, and it was really weird and funny. “You can tell me when it’s over” turned into: “Please tell, me the story of them big puppies” lol

  • @randomstuff5676
    @randomstuff56762 жыл бұрын

    “We have to eat now!!!!!” That jumping was like a kid with a tantrum crying.

  • @loonylovegood2.073
    @loonylovegood2.0732 жыл бұрын

    "The Coffee won't cry" But i will. Because of laughter.

  • @thierryeubanks3586

    @thierryeubanks3586

    2 жыл бұрын

    same Luna, same

  • @mikeysorrentino8480
    @mikeysorrentino84802 жыл бұрын

    “Fear of garlic” Is Google Translate a vampire?

  • @autocorrecter999

    @autocorrecter999

    2 жыл бұрын

    I guess so?

  • @beatriceretops
    @beatriceretops Жыл бұрын

    Google translate: Add no herbs! Also google translate: For the fear of garlic, add flour and fresh herbs.

  • @EleIsEpic
    @EleIsEpic2 жыл бұрын

    i think i google translated we Don't Talk About Bruno [page:] We are not talking about Bruno, no, no, no But I didn't mention Bruno was my wedding day [Felix] this is our marriage [page:] we are ready There are no clouds in the sky [Felix] Clouds do not allow clouds in the sky [page:] Bruno was shocked [Felix] Implementation [page:] Can you tell me a good story? [Felix] Be patient, practice and walk [page:] "It caught our attention," Bruno said. [Felix] Have you told us before? [page:] fills my mind [Felix] erd girt [page:] marry the wind [Felix] What a beautiful day, but still here [Biebor Felix:] We are not talking about Bruno, no, no, no We are not talking about Bruno. [punk:] There you live in fear of adults who can't blow up Bruno. I often hear you cry I tied it to the sound of sand, h-h-h Severe weight gain and high blood pressure Abella and her family are always sad This was not a prophecy he had never heard before. Information [More:] A pair of sandals with shoes It was all black when you said your name Yes, she saw your dream when she shouted (hello). [Camillo Page:] We are not talking about Bruno, no, no, no [punk:] on on [Camillo Page:] We are not talking about Bruno. [punk:] We are not talking about Bruno. Site Administrator 1: He said my fish would die the next day. [way:] on on Webmaster 2: He said he would give advice, as promised. [way:] on on Website Monitor 3: My hair is loose, look at my head [way:] Yonder! on on When you read your prophecy, you write a prophecy [Isabella:] He told me that my dream is life. For me, this is a one-day deal He tells me that I have no strength. It looks like a sack that encloses with a drawstring [every night:] That's right, on Via Mariano [punk:] Tell me that my dream is to become human It is impossible one click now I want to ask [Isabella:] Brother, I don't want your vote [punk:] Like now, but listen. as if listening now [Mirabel:] I'm Bruno the truth about Bruno What you really need to know about Bruno Benno, give me the truth and the truth. [More:] Isabella, your love is here [Miss Alma and Isabella:] So late [More:] The thickness of the rear tire is seven feet [page:] was my wedding day [Felix] this is our marriage [Isabella:] He told me that my dream is life. [punk:] Since childhood, he was afraid that Bruno would hit him. [More:] It was all black when you said your name [page:] We are ready, there are no clouds in the sky [Felix] Clouds do not allow clouds in the sky [Isabella:] I promised to be mine someday [punk:] I often hear you cry I tied it to the sound of sand, h-h-h [More:] On the right he sees your dream [page:] Bruno was shocked [Isabella:] He tells me that I have no strength. [punk:] Severe weight gain and high blood pressure [More:] marital patience [Felix] Implementation [page:] Can you tell me a good story? [Felix] So I'm very sorry [Isabella:] my face is very beautiful [punk:] Abella and her family are always sad This was not a prophecy he had never heard before. Information [every night:] That's right, on Via Mariano [page:] "It caught our attention," Bruno said. [Felix] Have you told us before? [More:] A pair of sandals with shoes [Isabella:] He told me that the life of my dream was promised to me and that one day it would become my life. [punk:] he said I didn't want anyone [page:] fills my mind [Felix] erd girt [More:] It was all black when you said your name [punk:] lock [More:] That's right- this is not true, it's not IT [page:] marry the wind [Felix] What a beautiful day! [Isabella and Dolores:] good good good [way:] He's here remember brown [Mirabel:] Did I mention Bruno? [way:] Tell Bruno [Mirabel:] I don't want to study *I don't know why I did this, I was just bored, I think :P*

  • @darthsidious47
    @darthsidious472 жыл бұрын

    "We have to eat now!" Every toddler right before a meal.

  • @cuberman5948

    @cuberman5948

    2 жыл бұрын

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLLOL

  • @NielsonLucas

    @NielsonLucas

    2 жыл бұрын

    Technically true.

  • @kristinathomas5890

    @kristinathomas5890

    Жыл бұрын

    While you're cooking. And then the food is on the table and the kid won't eat.

  • @Heartwing37
    @Heartwing372 жыл бұрын

    “Buy your breakfast and place it at the end of the table” is the only relatable thing Google translate offers me.

  • @GjaP_242

    @GjaP_242

    2 жыл бұрын

    3:38

  • @GjaP_242

    @GjaP_242

    2 жыл бұрын

    Although DeepL has only been around for a few years, it's already proven itself as a reliable alternative to Google Translate. Research on the two services has found that DeepL is more accurate than Google Translate in many cases - but, like many AI-powered tools, it may have a bias problem. Google search engine

  • @pandaragons6388
    @pandaragons63882 жыл бұрын

    You should do "We Don't Talk About Bruno" from Encanto :]]

  • @danielscoolvids1502

    @danielscoolvids1502

    2 жыл бұрын

    YES PLS

  • @pandaragons6388

    @pandaragons6388

    2 жыл бұрын

    @Oggy last line is false

  • @pandaragons6388

    @pandaragons6388

    2 жыл бұрын

    @Oggy lol nevermind-

  • @carlottarobbins7005
    @carlottarobbins70052 жыл бұрын

    It's been a while since we got a new "Twisted Translations" video...given how popular "Encanto" is right now, who else wants to see translated versions of any of those songs?! :D :D

  • @pressleymoore6978
    @pressleymoore69782 жыл бұрын

    Google translate had to resort to buying breakfast after all that mess.

  • @EskChan19
    @EskChan192 жыл бұрын

    "Be careful not to eat. Personally, this is a struggle." Very relatable...

  • @onlyone7417
    @onlyone74172 жыл бұрын

    I MISS your videos!! Please dont stop!!

  • @GratignyFamily
    @GratignyFamily2 жыл бұрын

    we miss you

  • @calvinpanda4023
    @calvinpanda40232 жыл бұрын

    Literally everyone trying to wake up before their coffee: "It will get better soon."

  • @GjaP_242

    @GjaP_242

    2 жыл бұрын

    2:47

  • @Matty_0917
    @Matty_09172 жыл бұрын

    “Now onto the food!” -mom “WE HAVE TO EAT NOW!” -Me who’s very hungry

  • @soniaagp
    @soniaagp2 жыл бұрын

    I really miss this channel, your videos are some of the only ones that actually make me laugh, Malinda :(

  • @thatbleepingfeminist
    @thatbleepingfeminist2 жыл бұрын

    Malinda, where did you go? You made a video four months ago, and then just kind of poofed out of existence as far as KZread is concerned. I miss your videos, and I'm sure a lot of your other fans do, too. They always managed to make me laugh, no matter how bad my day might have been going. Please come back and make some more of them. I know I'm not the only one who enjoyed the crap out of them. Please??? 🙏🙏🙏

  • @lucaspena6827

    @lucaspena6827

    2 жыл бұрын

    We don't talk about bruno is coming soon!

  • @slainedale8032
    @slainedale80322 жыл бұрын

    Original: Hi, Malinda! It's nice to see you're still doing these because KZread wouldn't be a better place without you here. And...it seems like Google Translate is REALLY crazy about breakfast and it seems like it isn't getting better, which I love. Also, I hope you enjoyed your breakfast, not the Google Translated one. Translated: Kaabo, Malinda. If you’re not here, KZread isn’t a better place, so it’s a good idea. And ... Crazy Google Translate for breakfast couldn't be better. Also, I hope you enjoy breakfast, not in google translate one.

  • @sublyne_gal

    @sublyne_gal

    2 жыл бұрын

    "Kaboo" XD

  • @Murrlin27

    @Murrlin27

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@sublyne_gal Bless you.

  • @BumboMcJumbo

    @BumboMcJumbo

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Murrlin27 LOL

  • @jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847

    @jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@sublyne_gal Kaabo to you too!

  • @rehpicllib4745

    @rehpicllib4745

    2 жыл бұрын

    Kaboo to you all!

  • @MLG9021
    @MLG90212 жыл бұрын

    "I added milk and sugar and it was over!" "We have to eat now." god, google translate is getting aggressive

  • @edwardtrickett6064
    @edwardtrickett6064 Жыл бұрын

    I can't get enough of these, they are hilarious

  • @HazzardEddard
    @HazzardEddard2 жыл бұрын

    my favourite part about this is that google translate just ends up buying a premade breakfast lmao

  • @arwong222
    @arwong2222 жыл бұрын

    Google translate has it correct: “when you are ready to do the work, buy your breakfast”. Yes.

  • @PlushiePoogle
    @PlushiePoogle2 жыл бұрын

    3:02 Yep, even Google Translate knew this breakfast would turn out.. not so nutritious.

  • @mhisg
    @mhisg2 жыл бұрын

    Perfect! Only you continue please 🥺

  • @umalazoff5905
    @umalazoff59052 жыл бұрын

    Guys Malinda’s working on google translate sings we don’t talk about Bruno::)

  • @lolalolz1653

    @lolalolz1653

    2 жыл бұрын

    ooOOOoo

  • @umalazoff5905

    @umalazoff5905

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@lolalolz1653 yep! If you become a patreon you can find what she’s doing. I’m helping translate bc it’s a community translation:)

  • @ns.kha29

    @ns.kha29

    2 жыл бұрын

    WAIT FR OMG I WANTED THIS SO BAD YESSS

  • @lolalolz1653

    @lolalolz1653

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@umalazoff5905 wOOw cool

  • @lisacrawshaw
    @lisacrawshaw2 жыл бұрын

    “I hope Google translate confuses you.” Yes, it very much did confuse me.

  • @cassiebarber4669
    @cassiebarber46692 жыл бұрын

    0:06 me in the morning

  • @spidereye9940
    @spidereye99402 жыл бұрын

    So glad to see she's making stuff again! best youtube channel ever.

  • @MarichatFurever
    @MarichatFurever4 ай бұрын

    It's been 2 years and I still love this so much! I've watched this so many times now

  • @mosheackman6095
    @mosheackman60952 жыл бұрын

    I love how Malinda has made a whole ass brand from faulty translation software. Love your content, keep it up!

  • @Maskutti
    @Maskutti2 жыл бұрын

    "I took my favorite biscuits and threw the biscuits away." Just got me laughing so hard.

  • @ShadowNightXGame
    @ShadowNightXGame2 жыл бұрын

    this is absoulutely funny!!! i laughed all way through GOOD JOB

  • @cariissaavilla4353
    @cariissaavilla43532 жыл бұрын

    I remember watching you during my childhood days.. I'm so glad to see you again after so many years. Ur still so amazing

  • @bogirostas7564
    @bogirostas75642 жыл бұрын

    Legends say Malinda is still looking for that biscuit in her apartment to this day

  • @marbleanimations8134
    @marbleanimations81342 жыл бұрын

    3:32 The Real Questions

  • @robbymounce2676
    @robbymounce26762 жыл бұрын

    That awkward moment when you FORGET that the GTS Malinda and the REGULAR Malinda are the SAME PERSON……….… lol GREAT WORK AS ALWAYS, MALINDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @arianedelorme5704
    @arianedelorme5704 Жыл бұрын

    Love your videos Melinda. You are hilarious

  • @in_saturn_valley
    @in_saturn_valley2 жыл бұрын

    "hello, hello, I like breakfast." "WE HAVE TO EAT NOW!!!" those are both relate to me on a deeper manner 😔

  • @DEAD_ACCOUNT0000
    @DEAD_ACCOUNT00002 жыл бұрын

    3:21 Every infomercial beginning ever

  • @davidgalan2140
    @davidgalan21402 жыл бұрын

    So I'm guessing the changes in the channel didn't turned out as good as she wanted

  • @KadenzJade6447

    @KadenzJade6447

    2 жыл бұрын

    What happened?

  • @MaxTheDeafo
    @MaxTheDeafo2 жыл бұрын

    That little smirk at the end got me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @AgVossIRL
    @AgVossIRL2 жыл бұрын

    1:57 me when I have to fast for a lab test

  • @hedgehogstar1127
    @hedgehogstar11272 жыл бұрын

    Malinda should do something like read the first chapter of a book, and the translate it, and get Tom to guess what book it is!

  • @TheLewistownTrainspotter8102

    @TheLewistownTrainspotter8102

    2 жыл бұрын

    "It was the best, the worst, the era of wisdom, the madness, the era of faith, the era of faith, the era of knowledge. The age of faith. At the time of darkness, it was a spring of hope, it was a winter of despair, it was all here, we had nothing, we all went straight to heaven, we all opposed Go straight to the side-in short, that's at this point. The season was so early that some of the most famous authorities, for better or for worse, regarded it as just a development."

  • @fruitpaw8771
    @fruitpaw87712 жыл бұрын

    Could you do one of the Encanto songs? I ❤️ your content!! Maybe we don’t talk about Bruno or Family Madrigal

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