“Rebranding Germany as the Good Guy!” 5mins later: I’m declaring war on Yugoslavia so I can be at war with France, Czechoslovakia and Romania

@philtru

3 жыл бұрын

For good that is!

@vulpesvulpes1557

3 жыл бұрын

Some sacrifice must be made

@hillbillykoi5534

3 жыл бұрын

For the greater good!

@titaniumguy1634

3 жыл бұрын

All part of the plan!

@Ludovicus1769

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, how much is France really worth?

"Good Guy Germany" *Proceeds to conquer most of Europe, Africa and North America*

@FUZionist

3 жыл бұрын

Spreading *democracy*

@beastdeas7250

3 жыл бұрын

@@FUZionist Everyone deserve liberty!

@taniahayward8716

3 жыл бұрын

WHAT ABOUT AUSTRALIA. Everybody forgets about Australia

@Tankliker

3 жыл бұрын

@@taniahayward8716 get a new Focus tree before asking.

@biharek7595

3 жыл бұрын

*liberate

Can't be the "bad guy" if you're the only guy left

@fredrik38949

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, who's gonna say otherwise

@justsomerandomguynoonecare8923

2 жыл бұрын

You'd be the best guy in the world

@kingdoge8916

2 жыл бұрын

Actually if you were the only one left your the worst and best the strongest and weakest the biggest and smallest

@xfatnoobx4586

2 жыл бұрын

He was probably being sarcastic when I’m he said “good guy Germany”

@mrsullied

2 жыл бұрын

At that point you're just "guy"

>taureor conquered half of europe in one year >"its feb 1937, we need to move faster"

@michaeledmunds7266

3 жыл бұрын

His goals are beyond our understanding

@yosstheboss6867

3 жыл бұрын

@@michaeledmunds7266 agreed

@noname-lx7go

3 жыл бұрын

@@michaeledmunds7266 agreed

@lucasharvey8990

3 жыл бұрын

@@michaeledmunds7266 agreed

@Ankhar2332

3 жыл бұрын

agreeb

Poland watching all the conquests be like: "Maybe if I stay very, very still, he won't notice me"

@The_Bermuda_Nonagon

3 жыл бұрын

That was me a week ago earning the "POLAND CAN INTO SPACE" award. Trying hard to stay on good terms with Germany, Italy, Yugoslavia, Romania, Lithuania and the USSR. : )

@rusva3755

3 жыл бұрын

Germany: Don't worry, Poland, I'll leave you alive! I like you.

@godlovesyou1995

3 жыл бұрын

Aka holland's strat in ww1 lol

@akmask1258

3 жыл бұрын

Poland: *I've mastered the ability of being so incredibly still...I'm invicible to the eye....*

@rusva3755

3 жыл бұрын

@@akmask1258 Soviet Union: Where did Poland go, Istg he was just here! Meh. Didn't need him anyway.

*Sends an agent in the UK* "Find out how they make their tea." God I love this channel.

@carltonleboss

3 жыл бұрын

So do I

@chazzerman286

3 жыл бұрын

Specifically to Yorkshire as well, because Yorkshire Tea

@Yental

3 жыл бұрын

Tgey could just go too us eastfrisians and get better tee

@Wuschel1990

3 жыл бұрын

@@chazzerman286 I bet that the spiffing brit approves

@jimdaburger1590

3 жыл бұрын

Yorkshire tea is the best

45:50 Hitler explaining what he means by *“lebensraum”* - March 1933 Colorized

@hedlik

3 жыл бұрын

this "killed me", my friend :D !

you talking tactics with that low and soft voice is really relaxing to listen

@detritus384

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@krxknz

3 жыл бұрын

It's like asmr

@cinderblockgamingweresolid5731

3 жыл бұрын

His videos are like my number 1 thing to fall asleep too smallants vids are also good for that

@russianraccoon8507

3 жыл бұрын

I listen to this stuff at night a I keep on falling asleep so i never get through a video

@ilayohana3150

3 жыл бұрын

Hitler cabinet asmr

"Now Marie, head to Yorkshire. Find out how they make their tea." This message was sponsored by the fine folks at Spiffco

@domena1007

3 жыл бұрын

Ahhh, yes, Yorkshire tea, the beverage of gods.

@Z10895

3 жыл бұрын

@@domena1007 I live in Yorkshire, and the tea is just top-notch.

@commanderdark3399

2 жыл бұрын

y e s

“Just because you are bad guy, doesn’t mean you are bad guy” -Probably Albert Einstein

@Z10895

3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, wise words.

@Sebastian-yl7nq

3 жыл бұрын

Heyndrich Zweistein, his long lost brother

@carltonleboss

3 жыл бұрын

Albert "Zangief" Einstein

@dimdimbramantyo7666

3 жыл бұрын

"Thank you for being a mass murderer for us" -Albert Einstein to Adolf Hitler, 1945

@voidwalker9746

3 жыл бұрын

that was that guy in wreck it ralph in that villains meeting

Next Election : March 1937 Year: July 1940 Yeah, that seems alright

@emsouemsou

3 жыл бұрын

Of course we have free elections! Once the year becomes 1937, we'll have a perfectly free and fair election. Doesn't seem to be 1937 yet, so I guess you'll have to wait

@doctoberfest1487

3 жыл бұрын

@@emsouemsou LMAO

@Wuschel1990

3 жыл бұрын

maybe they forgot to mention the age to the year?

@crosselsmith776

2 жыл бұрын

You want free democracy? Then travel back in time!

“Joseph understands. Joseph appreciates. We’re going to be good friends with Joseph” Top 10 most menacing quotes

@Zhukovvvv

3 жыл бұрын

"Joseph, you're next" - DIO shortly after killing Noriaki Kakyoin in Egypt

@user-texgen

3 жыл бұрын

"Ho Oh! Adolf, you approach me."

@commanderdark3399

2 жыл бұрын

“Joseph understands. Joseph appreciates. We’re going to be good friends with Joseph” -Hitler 1941

@rusva3755

Жыл бұрын

That is not a prediction. That is a command.

When Hitler gets accepted to art school:

"You need to know when you conquered enough." "I think I'll go for Benelux. And Austria-Hungary. And Italy. Spain. Portugal..."

French soldier 1: "Oh no! The most elite German divisions are here, we've got no chance!" French solider 2: "Which ones?! The SS?!" French solider 3: " No... it's the ponies..."

"Josef listens, he understands, he appreciates" -Some Polish guy

Honey, wake up! New Taureor vid dropped!

@matchi9592

3 жыл бұрын

Nice!

On this episode of "HOI4 with Taureor", Hitler falls off his ego onto his chances of winning WW2 and suffers a personality change

well you can't be branded as bad if there is nobody left who can brand you

a wise man told me something when i was young: "Yugoslavia dies"

*dont invades poland as germany but still invades everything else* woah this germany is great

@rusva3755

3 жыл бұрын

Poland and USSR: *cha cha real smoothing*

Time Traveler: Hitler, what if I told you that you could conquer the world, without being hated by everyone Hitler: ... Maybe I don't want to be the bad guy

_"Good guy Germany"_ As he proceeds to commit War Crimes in Sarajevo shortly after

Taureor: So why does the European union own India, Africa, and North America? Also him: Well enough for the questions already.

POV: You‘re having a bad day but Taureor uploads

First we want to conquer some stuff Classic Germany

"Next elections in 1937." - Germany, 1940 Ah yes, the democracy

Tauerer sounds a bit like how I would imagine Thrawn sounds like.

I wonder what kind of recruiting drive he did to get anyone to sign up for his paratroopers. Edit: Konrad Adenauer: Something seems to be strange with our borders.

"not worth the pp" (-0.30 pp) -5% consumer goods +25% mil construction speed +15% refinery construction speed and more

@mateusztadeusz

3 жыл бұрын

Well, he was building civilian anyways so imo -0.30 pp (and more later) is more worth than -5% consumer goods

@thomasjones3206

3 жыл бұрын

@@mateusztadeusz you have unlimited pp as germany and never underestimate 25% mil construction speed and -5% consumer goods. It will save you so many factories. 0.3 pp a day is about 100 pp a year which is next to worthless

@mateusztadeusz

3 жыл бұрын

@@thomasjones3206 again, he wasn't building mils at all, and RISING -.30 pp is worth more than -5 consumer, because he can snowball with hjalmar or heß

@thomasjones3206

3 жыл бұрын

@@mateusztadeusz you have unlimited pp, more civs is better

@mateusztadeusz

3 жыл бұрын

@@thomasjones3206 but getting political advisors earlier is very important

I really appreciate your knowledge about history and even the real pronounciation for German cities like "München" instead of "Munich". I enjoy your videos since 2018 and it's great to listen to your voice

*The Good Ending*

No one: Taureor: I just took out 4 nations, 1 being a major power in a year, I NEED TO MOVE FASTER

chad taureor: It's alread 37 we need to move fast virgin me: takes 1 year to take france

@lukeluck13

3 жыл бұрын

Taureor is the chaddest of them all in HOI4

Hans dropped his keyes in Belgrade so one thing led to another....

"Now that we are democratic we are the good guys." Kim Dynasty: You know we are something of good guys ourselves.

Really appreciate the German pronunciation in these videos.

@Barwasser

3 жыл бұрын

He must be the only non-German HOI player on KZread who can say München :D

TAUEROR THE DEVS HAVE ANNOUNCED A POLAND REWORK, WHAT IS YOUR OPINION?

@joshmichael5546

3 жыл бұрын

Jeez, no need for the capslock bro

@Mortumo

3 жыл бұрын

@@joshmichael5546 agreed

Wait, it's all Germany?

@Taureor

3 жыл бұрын

Always has been

"Do you still hate me? You do?! Well Joseph doesn't! He Listens! He understands! He appreciates! We're going to be good friends with Joseph!" - Taureor 2021. LMAO...Good old Uncle Joe...

I love your videos man! You have a unique style and I love that you don’t really practice your concepts ahead of time. Most content creators have smooth demonstrations of their ideas but your presentation is more real, because that’s what we all experience. Yet in the end 99% of the time your ideas do work out, even with unexpected challenges across the way. Thank you!

Bro have you ever been mad in your entire life? Your voice is so calming

Last time I was this early the kings party was something carol II had

First time my recommendations aren’t a year late.

I love this new "story-thing" that you did. Would like to see more.

Challenge: play as kingdom of Hawaii and take all islands

It's amazing how much can you make me feel better with anxiety, i don't know what it is, but after i see your videos my mind is clearer! Thanks you so much!

@Ankhar2332

3 жыл бұрын

same

"Head to Yorkshire. Find out how they make their tea." I nearly lost it at that one. Glad to see I'm not the only Spiff fan here. :)

Really appreciated that 1984-esque ending, it was a perfect conclusion to a great video

“We and Josef are going to be good friends” *picks the focus tree dedicated to attacking the Soviets*

Thanks for the thumbnail, I didn’t feel like watching an ad today

really been missing the hoi4 vids my dude. Keep em coming! :)

this made my day just a bit better, thank you.

Are we going to hear more from your son? He sounds so adorable lol

Another great video Taureor, hope you have a good day buddy! Love from The Netherlands

This is good content, keep it up Taureor!

I love this channel just as chilling place after a hard week.

I just discovered your channel Yesterday, i absolutely love your content and the intermission with you baby son are so fun, keep it up!

I have got to be ur #1 viewer. Thanks for being a calming voice to help alleviate my insomnia! Haha I also really enjoy the videos and perspective!

this was a great video, thank you taureor

Taueror we need your take on the Poland rework!

Taureror: "good guy germany" *takes out USA* We are good guys, trust me everything is good

@Poffean

3 жыл бұрын

I mean the US is degenerate

@justmonika2345

3 жыл бұрын

I live in the US and approve that we are not, in fact, the good guys.

@thecakecakecake8198

3 жыл бұрын

@@Poffean what.

@tsarman2182

2 жыл бұрын

Im ok with USA being german

Taureor: gets stuck fighting in Romania Me: intesified laughs in romanian

@klestidpoloska487

3 жыл бұрын

You know, your surname sounds very albanian

@andreizaharia4168

3 жыл бұрын

@@klestidpoloska487 more greek but whatever

@klestidpoloska487

3 жыл бұрын

@@andreizaharia4168 It is the name of an albanian village, but whatever

@andreizaharia4168

3 жыл бұрын

@@klestidpoloska487 we also have a few villages named Andrei

Absolutely loved this! Very funny :)

you dont lose the fleet after the civil war you get it back, but after a normal war you dont get their fleet if you annex

@nikomylnikov4540

3 жыл бұрын

@@thegreatestdane8978 hm, weird, it happens to me but only in civil wars, it gets rid of the army obvioulsy though, not sure about the ariforce

When Taureor gets army innovations as first focus Me: oh this is gonna be good

Your videos are so great, thanks!

I love that you don't play mods. I like the vanilla experience best.

Pony template eh? Anyone else now want to see Taureor play Equestria at War? ^^

@CantoniaCustoms

3 жыл бұрын

There’s that one time when I played Mercenary Skyfall and sent mercs to the Changelings only for them to refuse paying. I ended up island hopping from Hawkland to the Punguin Empire and declaring war with the Changeling Puppet bears causing their invasion of equestria to stall because they needed to man their eastern border too.

Cursed but glorious thumbnail

That "We're gonna be good friends with Joseph." with the low whispers of Taureor's... *perfect! Good friends indeed.*

Hey taureor hello from brazil

@tomvorat4173

3 жыл бұрын

What is it like living in brazil

@jesterstoy4274

3 жыл бұрын

You are going to brazil

@nochinochi5982

3 жыл бұрын

@@tomvorat4173 is horrible

@nochinochi5982

3 жыл бұрын

@@jesterstoy4274 I'm in Brazil

This video was pure gold.

That was nice, Really nice!

Ha! Nice video dude!

We are the good guys - taureor "let's hang all people that don't follow my believe" - also taureor

i drop everything when i see taureor uploads a new video

anybody: hey poland Poland: What is poland i dint hear this name in my lifetime (for living that much)

@saintking738

3 жыл бұрын

garbage

@MrKittyyumyum

3 жыл бұрын

@@thegreatestdane8978 I'm sure he understood the joke but just didn't find it funny.

This might be my favorite HOI4 video yet hahahahaa

Taureor needs to start naming sky germans "airyans"

I have been waiting for a new video for a year now 😅 don't blame me! I just lot you!! I especially like the batman jokes 😆

One thing that I learned from doing this strategy. If you are democratic and have good relations with Poland, they will give you a few states as free cores if they are about to capitulate to the USSR.

Honestly this channel deserves waaay more than 195k subs

"I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be than me." - Wreck-It Ralph.

Oh finally my favorite KZreadr is back

This is beautiful.

46 minutes of my time well spent

Great strategy

good to see i come back from a couple months of not watching hoi to the first vid being an exploiting one

Hi, can you make a guide about occupied territories and how to manage tham correctly? Resistance, how to assign garrisons and stuff.

Been saying it for years... Now I can sahare the his-story... So soft the voice it is hypnotic; try a remix with an evil, forceful voice for the comidic value.

make more mini taureors! you will not regret love your videos

This is just great!

I am shocked how planned it is. I barely understand when he explains it, not thinking about doing it by myself 😅

I love how Poland was just looking at the world burn

That fucking thumbnail was the most perfect hook. Well done, I am in for the long haul on this one.

@musicalinanity7870

2 жыл бұрын

Such evil narration. Love it.

I so much prefer you to the other HOI4 youtubers. You're subtly funny, soft spoken and concise

Finally i was waiting for this

Democracy: exists Taureror: order 66 again I guess

Hey Taureor, if you research paratroopers you can drop support companies without paratroopers, bypassing the special forces limit.