You think I'm kidding about the 50,000 likes? Just test me. I've got a kid due this week. JUST TEST ME.

When Xenia Onatopp killed all those people with the AK-47 while moaning and licking her lips it gave me weird feelings as a child

hot take: brosnan was arguably the

A Bond movie made today but set in the 60's is actually an amazing idea

He doesn't have a wife and kid anymore... Well, technically they still exist. I died.

Brosnan was an excellent Bond, even when his films weren’t all that great.

This was worth the wait. Shplendid as Sean Connery would say.

"don't touch that... that's my lunch."

Sad fact: The first Bond film to mention EMPs was A View to a Kill. Unfortunately it was about the use of microchips that could resist an EMP, which would mean that had continuity been a thing, the Golldeneye would have been little threat to London.

Goldeneye was the best game ever. Imagine if a game were being released tomorrow where you could play as Sean Bean and team up with Robbie Coltrane to slap Pierce Brosnan to death in a toilet cubicle.

Know what else Timothy Dalton was in? The Looney Tunes Movie: Looney Tunes Back In Action. By acknowledging this twice now you must review it

I feel like introducing a character who obsessively clicks and pen and introducing an exploding pen and then not having that character die by exploding himself with the pen is a missed opportunity

Jonathan Pryce is amazing in Tomorrow Never Dies

I've seen the frozen Alan Cumming statue! They had it at a props and costumes exhibition for the series, which I visited in Melbourne like six years ago.

“These videos will also be diminishing returns.”

"Tactical Fishing Gear" is my new favourite look.

Bit of a correction here: Pierce WAS hired on as Bond after Remington Steele was cancelled but the hype from Pierce being cast as bond led to a resurgence in popularity for the show reversing its cancellation and extending Pierce's contract meaning he couldn't do the Bond movie.

The frozen Boris statue was at the Planet Hollywood restaurant in London. Last time I heard, the statue was in Madrid.

Goldeneye so clearly was using at least half a script intended for Dalton. The darker tone, questions about the role of MI6 in a changing world, what do people stand for now ideology is dead.

When Mason said Bond was "jingling like a gun-toting Santa Claus." I choked on a cashew I was eating a nearly died.