Is anyone else having a shit sandwich of a day and just kinda needed this silliness to push through the afternoon slump? Please tell me I'm not alone. Thanks Theresa. Oh and without risk of sounding like Buffalo Bill, your skin is looking lovely 😂

@TheresaisDead

Ай бұрын

LMAO Thank you hahaha

@cheapglass3068

Ай бұрын

It pus the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose.

@sherylfenner1983

Ай бұрын

I had to fast, and get blood taken today, so I look like E.T when he was dying right now. You look great.

@cerin4170

Ай бұрын

Yup shit day here as well. First while doing errands I left my phone at the drugstore and had to make a mad dash to retrieve it…which made me fall on my knee and get a big bruise and the fall also put a hole in the knee of my favorite pants. Then I got home and my toilet stopped flushing and my mail contained a notice for a parking ticket I forgot to pay. And now my AC is only blowing room temperature air and it’s hot AF where I am. Yes first world problems for sure but I’m thankful for Theresa because she always makes me laugh

@queenbugs

Ай бұрын

Oh trust that’s been my month of may 😂

We love a transparent beauty guru, thank you for disclosing ads Theresa

@TheresaisDead

Ай бұрын

You're welcome my love!

Glad to see Merit recognizing our Garbage Queen!

French Canadian here 🙋🏼‍♀️ Jeté means “throw” or “to throw” and it’s said like “juh t-eh”

@Kaitlin267

Ай бұрын

Also reminds me of great short film, Grand Jete

Yessss, girl! Get that coin! I love a lot of Merit products when I’m having a total Anne day too. So happy for youuuu! AND it comes with a bag. Our garbage queen would have it no other way. ❤

Thank you for waking up early to make videos for us. I can't imagine working full time plus and putting out the amount of content you do.

@mariannemeissner9297

Ай бұрын

Seriously, I couldn’t imagine using words coherently that early!

2 things! I absolutely love when you go all teleprompter sales women, your adorable and I’m here for it! Lastly, I’m loving that hair color on you so much!

I'm always happy seeing the Garbage Queen happy ❤

Love the zoom in on the curtain and the defeated sigh, lol 😆😆😆.

Ngl, as soon as I saw the thumbnail I started laughing so hard my partner asked me what was happening. And then I Charlie Day described what being an Anne meant, lololol.

This Anne (no, really) loves this makeup look! Beautiful!

Well, of course I’ve been eyeing Merit products for a while. Your minimalist routine bundle was perfect and has everything I’ve wanted to try with a few extras that I am excited to try. Definitely took the plunge to support you and getting the makeup bag is a plus lol ❤

Agree, 100% if it's not from New York it's just a bagel shaped bread product

Listen I know I said I wouldn't order the Natasha Denona Gold highlighter, erm but it leapt into my shopping cart with the lip plumper LOL. It said the highlighter palette is a gel cream and can be used on eyes, cheeks, and lips! Anyway thanks for the code at least I saved money on my clown purchase.

You’re so funny. I appreciate that you let us know from the start that this is a sponsored video. I have purchased a few Merit things over the past couple years. I have about 5 of their lipsticks, they’re great. I had some lip oils and also the highlighter in Cava. After about a year of owning them, they started to smell off. Sure, that’s fine. I’m just not going to go through the whole product in a year. I’ll stick with just the lipsticks. Thanks for the video!

@tillythehun

Ай бұрын

Ok fine you looked beautiful at the end of the video. I bought your set 😂 I didn’t have Baby yet so I’m excited

Theresa, I L*O*V*E this soft brow makeup on you, suits you so well! I'm so envious of your natural arch shape, it's so lovely!

These Merit products look great on you! I have most of these products except the serum. PS my mom is Anne! She was a simple and practical woman. I know she would’ve liked Merit. I miss her everyday ❤

Omg I had no idea they collaborated with Proenza Schouler !!! As a luxury handbag loving queen this is epic!

Congrats on collaborating w Merit!!

I love your commercial voice over voice. 💕🐾💕💜

No one has bagels like NYC 🥯😍 10:55 DYINGGGGGGG!

I love this idea, some days I want full glam but honestly on an everyday basis I'm an Anne too with my make up

Honestly I’ve never tried any Merit products. I’ve been interested though. Now I’m even more intrigued.

@Kaitlin267

Ай бұрын

Their satin lipsticks are nice, and I hear potted eyeshadows are great - however, I am too poor.

I sat through the entire video imagining quotes from Theresa used to advertise product on the Merit website.

Very fresh and virginal look! You inspired me to tone it down today 😅

Merit is probably my favorite brand. Everything I have from them is awesome, some are items I can never be without!!! Congrats on working with Merit!🎉

I love my inner Anne! 🩵🤍🩷

YES COME THRU SPONSORSHIP 👏👏👏👏👏❤️❤️❤️❤️

Yasss our garage queen has blessed us with another video! ❤❤

Congratulations on the collab my Queen ☺️

Coming back to this video to comment because it 100% deserves a thank you! I bought one of the Theresa pick bundles from Merit and I feel like my life will never be the same 😂 my new favourite every day, I’ve clearly been living under a rock. Merit if you’re listening give this girl a high commission rate she’s just snagged you a repeat customer 🎉

As someone’s whose name has “Anne” in it, I’m also in my full basic Anne era. I also don’t know who I am anymore.

@annkat100

Ай бұрын

Same! And my 1st name IS Ann. I decided long ago to resist feeling disrespected; b/c it IS a catchy phrase-vs some racist nonsense like “The Karen Look.” Just like our Queen, using lots of pink & “Real Estate Women,” or “Casino Woman Look,” or “Truck Stop Look…” HAVE I probably, at times looked like all of the above? I’m sure people believed so- It’s all great, self-deprecating FUN (only actual strong humans are capable of making small, fun, self-deprecation!). I love watching for entertainment as a break frm INSANE current events-but, also b/c I nvr feel that I’m steered wrong by T. She explains what & how certain products work for her. Anyone is able to then decide if products are right for them. And truthfully, now that I’m freaking 60 😖 (but simply do not believe the math in my head/♥️), I absolutely feel my pressure to finish major life goals. I had a blast being a garbage peacock-still do, esp wkends/concerts etc… But recently, on day-to-day scheduling, I’m fully in the “GSD-era,” vs creating complicated looks for every single day! I love this bundle-hvnt purchased nearly anything (some refills of only most basic items), for over 18 mo.s, on purpose. Nd to use my insane/too lg for anyone NOT professional, collection was my motivation. Today, rule will be broken. “What can I say?” I’m a weak woman! Cheers to you- The irony is sometimes real, as certain norms change, or in my case, a combo of norm chgs AND knowledge that one actually IS in their Final Quarter… I’ll nvr be anyone who thinks pleasing othrs is my life’s mission-I’ll say/do/look whatever/however, about all I’m passionate about, so long as I’m hurting no one else. “… it’s MY party, I’ll cry if I want to..” (paraphrased inaccurately frm Leslie Gore’s classic song… height of privilege maybe, OR a middle finger to naysayers & draggers?). Long response, but you truly got me thinking the whole “who am I?” thing through… Life is time 🗓️ ☮️💟💪🏽 Such a coolaf community!

The Baby lipstick is the best color of nude pink ever it has a little bit of a coolness that makes it so unique.

Thanks for creating a bundle with the lip oil, lipstick, and bronzer. Perfect for us that are not much into complexion products or blush.

LMAO your cute little groundhog nose is a miracle. You don’t have to go outside 😂

i wish we had fkn bagels in florida!!! i never thought i’d see you doing a collab with merit, but i’m here for it. it’s too bad that i’m watching this after the freaking deadline!!! 🧡🧡🧡

Merit’s mascara is so underrated!

These are my favorite blushes they last ALL DAY!

GDI I thought I was finally gonna try Merit but they don't deliver to Asia! I love a minimalist look because I work weird wfh hours and generally only have a few minutes to do my face before rushing out into the world to see my friends. Would love to try The Minimalist, Flush Balm, and Signature Lip someday!

Jete is the best! I got that oil as part of a set and will choose that every dang time. Also got their blush is Rouge. So pretty if you want the vaguely sunburnt virginal bride look ❤

The red blush by merit is one of my absolute favorites

For a non reddish blonde brow, try the eyebrow pencil by Patrick Ta.

My merit products(complexion stick, bronzer, flush balm & gelee) are my go-to when I’m running late. Totally fool proof. I also have dry skin and the complexion stick is one of my fav “foundations” these days. *chef’s kiss*

YES. This is what I need in my life.

Weee! You're back! ❤❤

Ooh. I LOVE the solo shadow in the mauve/purple but thought the browns would be too warm but if you can wear the browns I think I might be able to yay!

Congratulations 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

That bronzer looks amazing!!! I wasn’t interested before but now you have me intrigued 😮

Ohh oh. YaY 🫶🏻 I freakinggg luuuv Merit!! ❤

Got my collection in the mail today. Thank you for this beautiful curation and congrats!

These Merit products look great on you, especially the complexion ones. (This time of year, sun rays must be banished from rooms if you live in Florida. They will turn any room into a furnace and bleach anything in its path!)

Merit lipsticks are soooo good!!

The lip oils are amazing!!!

I love the merit great skin….so nice. The satin & matte lipsticks are another fave, the matte is not drying. I’m still begging them to bring back their limited edition satin red Apertif❤️ I lost mine and I need her 😢

@mandy_m80

Ай бұрын

And now I’m certain I need that bronzer shade!!

I've never tried Merit but now I'm feeling influenced lol. My everyday is a layer of clear sunscreen with a glazed finish, followed by a layer of tinted mineral sunscreen with a natural finish. Kosas brow products are overpriced but their gray pomade and pencil are the first things I've tried that don't turn my eyebrows orange. Lashes get curled so they don't get the chance to graze my cheeks and make a puddle in the sunscreen. Fun color on the waterline. I'm trying to walk a line at work that identifies me as an adult without suggesting that I'm one of the adults who has keys and knows who to call when something breaks.

Theresa! Congrats on a great collab! Just placed my order for your routine set! So happy to support you in this way! 🖤💀 I’m being a bit adventurous and chose the 1990 lipstick shade 😂 brown is a bit out of my comfort zone, but excited to try it 🤎

The zoom in on the crack is sending me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I love merit. If they see this, please make one more shade that is fairer and more olive than bone! Their shade range is really good but silk and bone are almost interchangeable.

Congrats for the collab. The minimalist bundle is just like made for me but unfortunately Merit doesn’t ship to EU.

Perfect video for relaxing on my bday :) thx Theresa!

@TheresaisDead

Ай бұрын

Happy birthday!

Theresa same girl, in my Anne phase and I love it.

I picked up that exact same lipstick (satin in Baby) a couple years ago on a whim. It really is a comfortable formula with easy to wear color.

Terreeesaaaa how did u know I’ve been eyeing all the merit products in your bundle…😈

This video idea just came to me, can you replicate Penelope from Bridgeton? Im not sure if you’re a fan of the series but she has a major glow up this season and it could be fun to recreate.

Merit sponsored you?!?!?! And they didn't tell you that you couldn't swear or talk like your normal garbage self?!?!?! Now I'm proud that I have their complexion stick and that I love it. Although I had to get mine in Dune cuz I'm piggy pink.

Try Anastasia of Beverly Hills WOOD eyebrow pencil in Taupe. Perfect for cool blondes.

Try benefit shade number one. It's cool blonde. I miss NY also. I miss the bagels 😭

Try an Ash brow color

@TheresaisDead

Ай бұрын

That’s the other product in my cocktail!

Theresa trey MAC brow definer shade fling! MAC is the only brand with actually cool tone eyebrow products!! Just trust me, you will be sooo happy!!!

WOW STUNNING finished look Theresa. Your skin looks fab and this foundation looks really beautiful on you. I am having trouble with brown brow products ... every single one of them pulls red/orange and black just looks like I have taken a sharpie to my face .. it is so annoying. I just want a medium/dark BROWN .. not auburn, not reddish-brown, not chestnut brown ... just BROWN .. is that too hard to make??? Any recommendations gratefully received (preferably for products I can get here in Ireland because ordering from the US costs stoopid money). Thanks a mill. xx

My middle name is Ann (no e, not sure if that makes a difference) Brows & mascara are the most time consuming in my makeup routine & took the most effort to find products I liked. Finding brow pencils or pens that aren't too dark or red has been a challenge, even taupe is sometimes too warm. I end up using 3 products : a brow pencil, a brow pen & brow gel. I use tubing mascara & that means curling my lashes twice--before AND after mascara. But I can whip thru everything else pretty quickly :)

Dude, every dark brown pulls red on my light/medium olive arse so I feel your pain.

I'd love to know your top 5 for lip oils! 😊

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But I love and miss my Einstein bagel breakfast sammies ❤❤❤❤

hi… i like Merritt ❤

Theresa, please tell me you’re going to review the Vampyre Cosmetics “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” collection.

Dam/!! We are so similarly skin-toned, & my real name IS Ann, no “e” so pls (!) resist adding me to the ALWAYS yawn/dull looks-I gotta note (!) your brows look awesome!👏🏽 I hv even lighter hair; hv been using ABH’s “Taupe” brow gel. You GOT me today! I nearly went to purchase the Welsh bro Merit Package; bowed out b4 hitting purchase. Your cool 🆒/no orange thx, “look”created is actually just the small set I’m in need of for my next gig helping Disaster Relief in Maui for a couple of months… tent ⛺️ life 👍🏽🌺🌊🚫🔥🌴 🏠. I’m definitely unable to spend more than 10 mins to be outside (like NOT being outside in my tent-lol). For these months; “The Anne Look,” will be perf for THIS Ann’s look there! Thx gurrlll! You nvr steer me wrong! 🌟🫶🏽✌🏽And that MAD 🆒 bag… I. Am. In. 🤩

Lmao the thumbnail 💀

LOL, I have a freaking HR meeting in the morning bc I F'ed up setting my phone alarm. So I will be doing eyeshadow early in AM for MS Teams. They think my being late means I have MENTAL ISSUES (I do have treated depression but that's not their GD business). Lort help me. Does no one else ever eff up occasionally in their lives?

the thumbnail is very beige,Görl, where dem colors I have a pretty f****** up time at work these days, Love you tho❤

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Y'all are gonna hate me 😂😂 On my lazy makeup days it's legit just eyebrows and base: moisturizer, foundation, face powder, and eyebrow powder

Teresa, darling, you look great wo makeup on 2. You need to pick "taupe" eyebrow products, not blonde. That'll fix the warm problem.

@TheresaisDead

Ай бұрын

I have been using Taupe for years -- doesn't work anymore, love bug!

@mariannemeissner9297

Ай бұрын

@@TheresaisDead Oh man, even taupe pulls warm on you? Dang. That’s annoying. I do love this blonde on you tho 😍 glad you found something that works from Merit.

Have you done taupe brow products?

@TheresaisDead

Ай бұрын

Yes! All the time and now they pull to red on me :-(

I so wish they shipped to Europe 😭

I really want to try Merit but as I’m from Australia I don’t have access to their products at all. Not from the website directly, and not through a retailer. By the time they do decide to open up worldwide it’s going to be too late. people will have lost interest just like Glosier. It’s only recently that they’ve open up to Australia and it’s simply too late now one cares any more.

Someone lend me the money to get Theresa’s bundle pleeease! I’ll pay you back in two weeks and I want it sooo bad!!!

Merit, in case you are reading, PLEASE release in Australia. I have been asking so nicely for two years. Just don't partner with Mecca. Can you let us have a way of getting your products? Please?!

Why is my bank account empty when you have a collection? 😩

“Anne” should have been uppercase in the thumbnail. Come on, guys.

@TheresaisDead

Ай бұрын

Lmao

Every blonde brow pomade turns a lovely shade of green on me. So much fun. Not.

Who is Anne?

@Kaitlin267

Ай бұрын

She is all of us, girl. Since The Lord placed cosmetics in Eve's hands so we could look "natural but better than ordinary."

Okay but is your real name Anne and Theresa isn't your actual name? (Or am I just making this up?)

I love your videos and I hate to be negative but the eyeshadow looks wonky to me. But if you like it that’s what matters. It just seems patchy or something on my big tv screen.

@TheresaisDead

Ай бұрын

I usually don't have any issues with it - I did use a new primer (VISEART) that I have been playing with so that could be it. Honestly, I didn't even notice when filming!

I have been through so many of those bottles of that serum. It literally saves my skin! I even mix it into my moisturizer and sometimes my foundations!

I think this makeup is stunning on you. And I NEVER comment. I just lurk.

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