Lobotomites off the starboard bow. Deflector shields up at maximum. Update! The joke was that taking down statues to save people from monsters is a better motive than tearing down statues because you’re a giant, corrupt political operation that uses race to scam people out of lots and lots of money. Kinda crazy that a fairly tame comedic observation at the expense of a known-to-be-fraudulent political org blew up. But this is the internet. Just to clear up a point quite a lot of silly people are missing: nobody has any problem with you having fun with this movie. This review has a lot of fun at the movie’s expense. The problem is with those who say that fun and quality are the same thing. “Dumb but fun” - fine. “So actually the film is really good” - not fine.

@jeggsonvohees2201

Ай бұрын

I don't know if she can take it C'ptain!!

@meatgod6808

Ай бұрын

SIR! Autism torpedoes inbound!

@realistic_delinquent

Ай бұрын

I still can’t believe people like these…

@lafe5

Ай бұрын

… just… let people enjoy things? There’s a line between offering genuine critique about the writing quality of something… vs pointlessly mocking people who enjoy it. It’s entirely possible to accept a work is not good, but enjoy it anyway. And conversely, you can dislike something without having to mock people who do.

@jeggsonvohees2201

Ай бұрын

@lafe5 Critiquing a bad movie doesn't stop people from enjoying them. The moment you use the "let people enjoy things" argument, you have to apply that to every movie. People said that about the Disney Star Wars movies and shows, people said that about Phase 4 MCU and shows. It's not even an argument, most people use the phrase so they don't have to defend the films they like.

counter argument godzilla suplexed kong.

@danielrangelvids

Ай бұрын

I don't see a way he could counter that argument, you've won

@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access

Ай бұрын

F*CK Ggs wp

@MinecraftWorld1954

Ай бұрын

Also Kong swinging his kid around

@lukew6725

Ай бұрын

You completely changed my mind, 10/10 best picture nominee! 😆

@babbit09

Ай бұрын

Can’t forever the zero G circle kick he did either

If they don’t respect the “Fair Use Kongzilla” we can consider it canon.

@TheGoldenPlatoon757

Ай бұрын

LOL! 😂

@elitereptilian200

Ай бұрын

howizer?

@masonrockwood7732

Ай бұрын

Cannon? As in revolutionary war armaments?

Point of reference - it is a well established and well known fact that titanic monsters hate land marks and are drawn to them like moths to a flame. This is why every monster movie involves well known landmarks being destroyed. For some reason, in the 90's, the Tokyo tower was particularly good at attracting monsters to destroy it.

@EJK2099

Ай бұрын

Why though? Does human achievement bother them?

@dfynestmax8716

Ай бұрын

​@EJK2099 yes becuase humans are killing the planet and its their job to fight the virus our expansion is a disease to the planet

@MinecraftWorld1954

29 күн бұрын

@@EJK2099 Probably

the fact the monsterverse is more successful than Marvel or DC now definitely says something

That WAS a gigantic skeleton they crossed. Imagine the size of the child club you would have needed

@chazzitz-wh4ly

Ай бұрын

That’d probably have to at least be a middle school child or teenager at the very least. A toddler child bat wont cut it.

@BobMcBobJr

Ай бұрын

@@chazzitz-wh4ly It would be more relatable if it were a teenager. Most parents can relate to wanting to hit their teenagers over the head with club even if they don't relate to hitting someone else over the head with their teenager.

@JustMisterFox

Ай бұрын

Going from a 100 ft adolescent Kong to a 100 ft baby Louis, it's apparent the babies are getting exponentially bigger.

Itd be pretty funny if Godzilla ate all the radiation in Chernobyl

@nihilisticpuk

Ай бұрын

How is that funny ? It would make sense

@chey6073

Ай бұрын

wait has this never happened in a movie before??

@nihilisticpuk

Ай бұрын

@@chey6073 no

That comparison to BLM and the statues was so devoid of logic only a european could have come up with it-

@icaruskids8863

Ай бұрын

Like fr HOW ARE YOU gonna talk shit when you don’t know jack shit stay eating yo cold beans and slop over there bruh

@CaseyKaufman-fu6ic

Ай бұрын

BLM=trash. Just saying.

@braderaku

Ай бұрын

Fr he's so tone-deaf

@codmas3r623

Ай бұрын

There was no comparison to blm. He said blm would have then been able to tear down statues for a more legitimate reason.

@Thehunter905

Ай бұрын

@@codmas3r623but WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT HAVE TO DO WITH THE MOVIE

That 1998 Godzilla teaser is a bizarre time-capsule, of someone mentioning "that attack on the World Trade Center" and it's not, you know, THAT one

Godzilla x kong isnt really a good title for this movie. A better title would have been "kong vs scar, with cameos from Godzilla every so often because we need more toys."

@graboid78

Ай бұрын

Yes, that was my biggest disappointment with the film. I was expecting them teaming up this time for the majority of the film, but Godzilla is just on the surface doing his own thing 80% of the movie then just pops up for the final battle

@renmcmanus

Ай бұрын

It's kinda nessasary. It is vary easy to write Kong like a mute human. He is a ape after all. Meanwhile if you write Godzilla like a human it's just strange. Now that is not to say you can't write the story with Godzilla as the focus. It's just going to be hard to relate to him. As good as Minus one was. Only a lunatic could say they relate to Godzilla in that movie.

@matteomastrodomenico1231

Ай бұрын

Can't argue with that, this feels like it was originally pitched as the third Kong movie and they just added Godzilla to ride the momentum of Godzilla vs Kong

@DarkROSkull013

Ай бұрын

Yes. My brother said the same thing. It feels more like a kong movie.

@TheGoldenPlatoon757

Ай бұрын

💯

Just saw it last night. Psychic subterranean asians was not expected

@punishedmatteson7108

Ай бұрын

***bursts in the door*** Nobody expects the psychic subterranean Asians! Edited for an attempt at a joke

@MinecraftWorld1954

Ай бұрын

Neither was Kong grabbing his kid by the leg and using him as a weapon. Genuinely, that might be my third favorite part of the movie.

@matthewcollins4773

Ай бұрын

The psychic subterranean Asians (psubterraisians?) expected you. Part of being psychic.

@BobMcBobJr

Ай бұрын

Turns out it wasn't the mole people.

@enishi4ty5

Ай бұрын

to be fair i’m new to the godzilla franchise and after i saw king of the monsters i looked up mothras lore and was sort of expecting “psychic asian twin revival” ever since and we basically got it so…

Bro, it's not like Shakespeare is the biggest and most famous playwright ever... who churned out literal blockbuster after blockbuster

The whole monsterverse saga is absolutely amazing, there's soooo many small details you can miss if you don't know about the older movies

@djyua9157

10 күн бұрын

Right real fans love this

@ParkRanger2000

6 күн бұрын

Absolutely. I loved spotting as many easter eggs and references in this movie.

All your points are valid, but counterpoint I've already been lobotomized by the new star wars movie's and Avatar, so Monke strong.

@alexedwards6509

Ай бұрын

Solo flying at light speed to get through a shield. 46000 miles travelled by the time he has reacted. But if you can get over sucking the mass of a star into something the size of a planet then, as the drinker would say "Whatever"

@donweatherwax9318

Ай бұрын

Hard to argue. (On account of the, you know, the lobotomy)

@rdowg

Ай бұрын

I used to thoroughly enjoy the old godzilla films, and the monsterverse is a perfect modern version of the heisei godzilla films.....I love it!

@lolokay9156

Ай бұрын

Even the part he’s racist?

@timothymarzelli3874

Ай бұрын

@@lolokay9156 You mean the part that doesn't exist?

Any movie that can honestly say "oh yeah we have a spare infinity gauntlet for King Kong, it's just around the corner" is definitly a 8/10. The extra 3 points come from godzilla literally superplexing Kong from one of the pyramids of Egypt. 11/10 movie.

@jake_skywalker

Ай бұрын

Agreed. Movie was awesome

@leahcimwerdna5209

Ай бұрын

Yup lol when he used the little one against the three apes I knew it was a winner

@AnoneemusNoename

Ай бұрын

"Hurr...uh, bRAynE sMOovE...durr...eh, yaR! *VIOLENTLY SHITS HIS OWN PANTS AND SITS IN IT SNIFFING AND GRINNING* That's you. That's what you sound like. 3/10, tops, learn how to rate and critique films smfh This idiot rly added 5 points for one nonsense line and 3 more for a basic WWE move and these seals are all clapping and upvoting lol. Musta touched a nerve with these fanbois Platoon; so proud. Edit: Disregard if satire, hard to tell this film is so bad and it's defenders are so stupid lol

@TwistedReality13

Ай бұрын

Using a child as a weapon is tight!

@davidostapenko2578

Ай бұрын

More like 1.3\10.

I think you hit upon a great quality test for a monster movie. Would you rather watch this movie, or Deep Blue Sea. A movie where, I remind you, the chef blows up a shark and then yells “Hey!. Bring me some sushi.”

I like how they dropped all pretense and turned the monster fight into a big dumb wrestling match for the target audience.

@rdowg

Ай бұрын

And it's EXACTLY what we wanted 👍

@SalaciousBCrumb-md3lk

Ай бұрын

​@@rdowgNever go full-retard.

@Unforgiving_Eye

Ай бұрын

Tbf most of the old Godzilla films are also WWE type of shit

@maximumpowers2130

Ай бұрын

THATS WHAT THE FANS HAVE WANTED. this movie was made for fans that just wanted the focus to be on the monster battles. Godzilla can have more dark and mature films as well as the ones that are just fun monster battles. godzilla is 70 or 80 years old and is the longest going movie franchise in history. the dude who made this review saw minus one and now all the sudden thinks he can tell fans what to like and enjoy

@Mrcryptidsarereal

Ай бұрын

Yeah, about two hours into this dreck. Dont pay to go see it, just wait for it to go on youtube for free

4:33 Interestingly enough, one of the best and most revered parts of Jaws (in terms of character and acting) is Quint telling his story of being a crew member of the torpedoed and sunk USS Indianapolis, the American ship that delivered parts of the bomb destined for Hiroshima.

Big monkey punch big lizard. 10/10

@jackhamilton9604

Ай бұрын

*big ape

@mrbojangles8133

Ай бұрын

it's an ape not a monkey really

@Villagerwarrior

Ай бұрын

Peak review!

Ok but the gorilla is at least a lot more expressive than all the animals in cgi lion king combined

@ericsbuds

23 күн бұрын

i thought the expressions were silly at first, but they grew on me

This video is for reddit.

@NekoRoboFunDumpster

Ай бұрын

Yeah

@RandomSuspex

Ай бұрын

Fr

@He-who-wakes

Ай бұрын

Actual cornball content tbh. Straight up mid

@burniejarvis9298

Ай бұрын

Nah, even dudes on Reddit are mocking him.

@buffestshrek157

Ай бұрын

​@@burniejarvis9298 fr, I literally found about this video thanks to a Reddit post mocking it, also the Reddit's Godzilla community really liked this movie

Monkey Child Melee Weapon it's the best weapon Kong has used, peak cinematography right there, after that you can leave the theatre and leave happy.

@joemo1033

Ай бұрын

"Monkey Child Melee Weapon" was the name of my punk band in high school.

@2st486

Ай бұрын

i immediately thought of that statue of the dude doing the same. or was it a painting? i dont remember but it was hialrious. a man holding a child by their feet, swinging them in the air, while surrounded by other children approching him. artists of the old world were on a total new level XD

@OneDapperFrog

Ай бұрын

But then you'll miss the 0 gravity fight.

Diddy becoming nunchucks briefly made it worth it to me 😂

@cdogthehedgehog6923

Ай бұрын

Literally best part of the movie. I literally said "FINALLY" out loud and the theater lost it

Sequel to doktor skipper 😭🙏

@Goji86

Ай бұрын

At least doktor skipper’s video didn’t have a British prick talking for a hour and a half.

@PlushyAnimations

Ай бұрын

@@Goji86at-least Dokter Skipper wasn’t racist in his video.

@NekoRoboFunDumpster

Ай бұрын

Yeah

@matteomastrodomenico1231

Ай бұрын

Nah, Skipper's problem was a lack of research, here we have a very disinterested review with a lot of needless antagonism.

@Goji86

Ай бұрын

Bro was so hurt, he deleted my comment. Now, he is British and he is soft about deleting comments. 😂

I would argue that king of the monsters was the best legendary godzilla movie

Diddy isn't the Kong we wanted, but he's the Kong we deserve.

The monsters were just trying to wipe out Brazil's crack problem

A black guy made fun of beans on toast and this dude took it personally

@EmperorKaleido

Ай бұрын

Popped a blood vessel

@bertbargo7162

Ай бұрын

He cute

@TheGoldenPlatoon757

Ай бұрын

​​@@bertbargo7162 @The Little Platoon?

@TheWriteFiction

Ай бұрын

This makes no sense. Are you equating riots that senselessly burned down communities and tore down statues to weird food?

@bertbargo7162

Ай бұрын

@@TheWriteFiction Oh definitely. Nazis abound on the internet. Be VERY careful!!

I’m disappointed in you, Platoon. Anyone who’s completed their Pokédex would know that the bridge into Mordor is made from the bones of a Gigantomax Eternatus. It was obviously killed by Zacian and Zamazenta.

We could have the best of both worlds...

@lordofthepizzapie9319

Ай бұрын

Like Phil Collins said: "two world, one family~"

@jeggsonvohees2201

Ай бұрын

Unfortunately the fandom doesn't want that. They demand stupid movies.

@tuskinradar8688

Ай бұрын

We Have the Japanese One(s), and We Have the American Ones, im fine with each side of the Pacific playing to different strengths, and evoking different eras of the franchise in the process. If either decides to truly manage to juggle genuinely great story character work and worldbuilding, while also maintaining punchy paced Action Spectacles, then I'll be sitting pretty, but I haven't seen a movie in the entire G franchise that actually accomplishes both yet, and so ill believe it when it see it.

@jeggsonvohees2201

Ай бұрын

@tuskinradar8688 It's just a shame the strength of most of the American ones is sheer stupidity and mediocrity. They definitely play to it though, you're right on that.

@matteomastrodomenico1231

22 күн бұрын

​@@jeggsonvohees2201 We want both, really

"You've gotta do better! Movie writers" Captain Black Falcon America-Colorized 202X

Kong should have lost the axe much earlier and used Diddy as his main weapon for the rest of the movie.

@ericsbuds

23 күн бұрын

how does it do damage to the bigger apes but not diddy 😂

@Nokaret

22 күн бұрын

@@ericsbuds Oh that amount of force totally should have killed him. Kong could have given a really sad look - then still use him as a weapon.

@ericsbuds

22 күн бұрын

@@Nokaret HAHAHA

I adored the human plot of minus 1. Untill godzilla showed up again I forgot it was a godzilla movie and was hooked on the people.

F in the chat for Platoon's editor having to look up Kaiju Rule 34

I do not regret watching this before watching the actual movie. Now I have a gauge of how high I need to be in order to enjoy this in the theater to its fullest. I’m thinking shrooms

@pokeman123451

Ай бұрын

Im thinking ambien

@DSPHistoricalSociety

Ай бұрын

They were perfect for me for the 2nd Matrix movie

@repstylegaming9730

Ай бұрын

Completely turn your brain off.

@SpareSomeChange8080

Ай бұрын

16 years of Marvel films, and anything made by Disney in the past 10 years will help you to lower your standards

@sayLeotardbutsayitChinese

Ай бұрын

@@repstylegaming9730 shrooms it is

The whole "I liked this movie" vs "this is a good movie" argument is something that a lot of people genuinely cannot wrap their heads around. Those are not the same things!!!!!

@kasaibouF29

Ай бұрын

Good can either mean palatable or likable for one's subjective tastes, or it can mean acceptable when measured for objective value.

@thunderlighting2006

Ай бұрын

no that is too complicated for people to understand so they will just say its harassment instead

@matteomastrodomenico1231

Ай бұрын

​@@thunderlighting2006 I haven't seen anyone talk about harassment here.

@thunderlighting2006

Ай бұрын

@@matteomastrodomenico1231 you haven't read the comments then One person literally said that this video was racist and harassment against the people who enjoy this movie

@matteomastrodomenico1231

Ай бұрын

@@thunderlighting2006 I've seen the people say it was racist, I've seen people complain about how he referred to the fandom, but i think you found the one guy that talked about harassment.

Godzilla is a franchise with a ton of variety concerning its tone. From the serious tone of the original, Minus one and Shin Godzilla or the campy, ridiculous films of the showa era.(The original Godzilla vs King Kong.) I'd argue that the many shapes and forms that a Godzilla film can take is exactly what makes Godzilla such an enduring figure. You're right Godzilla x Kong is not a great film, but its great fun. The appeal of the Monsterverse for me is seeing Godzilla get a Hollywood size budget and acceptance from mainstream audiences. We've come a long way since Suitmation(which I love) and Godzilla 1999. I still think the Monsterverse captures the "spirit" of the franchise. Seeing Godzilla 2014 in theaters with my father who introduced me to the films is something i'Il remember forever. As an adult do I prefer/appreciate more thoughtful entries in the franchise? Absolutely! But as a life long Godzilla fan. This is par for the course and because of the Monsterverse, Godzilla is at peak cultural awareness. Which means more films both good and bad. It's hard not to be a happy Godzilla fan right now between the Monsterverse entries and the stellar Toho entries. There's really something for everyone, and I think you illuminated that perfectly by explaining your respect for Minus One and Disdain for Godzilla x Kong. But I respect your take.

@HeeHungersForHos

Ай бұрын

None of Platoon's arguments have anything to do with tone. Its badly written.

@MetalBassist1000

Ай бұрын

I'm not refuting anything he said. Just sharing my thoughts on the current state of Godzilla films. But writing informs tone.

@theinternetsightseer2935

Ай бұрын

​@@HeeHungersForHosno u

@tuskinradar8688

Ай бұрын

Correct Take, thank you sir.

I was not expecting Yugioh abridged, that’s unlocked a core memory.

@lordofthepizzapie9319

Ай бұрын

"...In America!"

@newtpondskipper

Ай бұрын

You can't say that, you're not even wearing an American flag on your head!​@lordofthepizzapie9319

@TheAnthonyMarlowe

Ай бұрын

I JUST watched it first time lol. And dbza

@zawarudo1041

Ай бұрын

@@TheAnthonyMarlowe it was a good time, before lk was shamed and harassed into woke and starting writing creepy disclaimers to each video

@JerichoDeath

Ай бұрын

@@lordofthepizzapie9319 "In Canada!"

You are absolutely correct. This is a garbage movie. However, I love garbage movies, and so I sadly adore this movie. What can you do?

@vespenegas261

8 күн бұрын

Lament

Kong using diddy as a club was fuckin mind blowing. Me and my buddy laughed for a solid 5 minutes at that😂 easily the best part of this movie

@JaySewski

Ай бұрын

You realize that monkey has a name right?

Rayquaza is living underwater? I guess Kyogre ended up making the better offer.

They found Diddy....he went to the hollow earth 😅😅

@daviduribe5897

Ай бұрын

Oh LAWD

@osmanyousif7849

Ай бұрын

But no Diddy Kong….

@davemccage7918

Ай бұрын

Is “hollow earth” what we’re going to be calling Usher’s butthole now?

@Miykael

Ай бұрын

keep him away from the Baby Kong

@42Mrgreenman

Ай бұрын

lol, good riddance...I'll never forgive him and Jimmy Page for f'ing up that sweet Zeppelin riff with that BS, Come With Me song from the '98 Godzilla soundtrack...but we did get that sweet track from The Wallfowers (Bob Dylan's son, Jakob), Heroes...so I guess it wasn't a total loss...

Tf does blm have to do with a movie above monsters fighting?

@TheLittlePlatoon

Ай бұрын

I mean it’s very obviously a joke in context, which you’d know if you’d watched the video rather than following your dumb friends over from Reddit.

@egbertmilton4003

Ай бұрын

@@TheLittlePlatoon Bro, you clearly didn't make a good joke then, did you? Because watching the video, the comparison still sounds utterly stupid.

@DustinSmith796

Ай бұрын

@@TheLittlePlatooncalling something a joke doesn’t make it funny lol

@r.k845

Ай бұрын

@@TheLittlePlatoonYou seem pressed

@jackofclubs9751

Ай бұрын

@@TheLittlePlatoonCry more pathetic weasel, don’t you have better things to do? Grow up.

As someone who accepts this movie is terrible, and really enjoys it. Its a bit hard to appreciate the criticism you put forward when half the the commentary is "if you enjoy this film, you're stupid."

@Thane3999

Ай бұрын

Not to mention, half of these criticisms...don't even hold up. I found literaly entire thread debunking even more. Like, GxK is pretty bad, what with it's badly paced plot, lack of stakes, underdeveloped humans, underdeveloped monsters etc. but C'MON MAN

@cementairbag5918

Ай бұрын

@Thane3999 agreed It's a critically like 3/10 movie but I agree with the audience 90% as well

@nihilisticpuk

Ай бұрын

@@Thane3999bro really said lack of stakes , and underdeveloped humans and monsters 💀. You’re his burner account aren’t you lol

@matteomastrodomenico1231

Ай бұрын

​@@nihilisticpuk Dude, I disagree with them too, but now let's not assume _every_ negative opinion comes from bad faith.

@ObviousRises

Ай бұрын

He's just mad that he's a loser. He's uncool. He probably didn't have friends in highschool. He's angry at chads who had girlfriends so he gets mad when people like Godzilla movies. Dude is a nerd. Probably a virgin.

One thing that I've seen nobody bring up when discussing the movie is the Kong Kong side of the story, despite this being more of a King Kong movie than it is a Godzilla movie. King Kong, from the character's very beginning, has always been about entertainment and escapism. Just joining the characters along for the ride to explore this fantastical new world. And it's always been that way whether it be in the near 1 to 1 remake that was Peter Jackson's King Kong, or in the absolute insanity that was King Kong Escapes and The King Kong Show from 1966, which this is more in line with. As well as that, Kong has always been amongst the most personality filled characters of the genre, always feeling the most human of them. And this takes that part of him to a head by making us follow him. Kong is the central character here, and as such, his human aspects. His isolation, his loneliness, but also his compassion and sympathy, the parts of him that made him stand out from many other monsters, including Godzilla, are allowed to shine in full force.

@matteomastrodomenico1231

Ай бұрын

This is actually a good point: I watched the original King kong and I couldn't help but feel like it was the "ancestor" of the modern blockbuster. It does have a message shoehorned at the end, but the movie itself is very much just an excuse to watch people wandering an island full of dinosaurs and then an ape breaking shit up.

The problem I have with most Kaiju movies is how easily they fall into having the monster stuff making the human story so irrelevant and pointless or at best to only have some influence on the monster scenes. The humans largely being expositional devices that explains things and act as filling whilst we wait for the big expensive monster fights. What pacific rim did right despite all its flaws was actually get the humans involved in the big fights by having them pilot giant robots that can go toe to toe with the kaiju. Thereby making the human storyline and the action scenes complimentary and dependant to eachother.

@cordyceps182

Ай бұрын

I think New Empire is a step in the right direction by placing a heavier focus on the kaiju story. Kong's plot was simple, but I think it was effective. Humans are mostly just there for exposition.

@CobbleBompster

Ай бұрын

@@cordyceps182too bad they downgraded the kaijus in terms of their actual character. Kong was the only redeeming quality of this movie, and I say that as a MonsterVerse Godzilla fan.

@matteomastrodomenico1231

Ай бұрын

​@@CobbleBompster Don't really see how they "downgraded" the others. What is that even supposed to mean anyway? It's not like they changed them.

@richardharrison4762

Ай бұрын

But that is a challenge to overcome surely? I would point to the original Alien, Predator, Jurassic Park and Terminator movies. The monster was the stand out star of the show but we all know and love the human characters because they were so real, multilayered and memorable. Their presence kept the fantastical elements grounded and believable. A human character in a Kiju movie could keep the audience in mind of the scale and stakes at play. I think Cloverfield pulled this off. But it takes a creative writer drawing from their life experience with friends and family to achieve this, not a boardroom of number crunchers

@cordyceps182

Ай бұрын

@@CobbleBompster They placed a lot of emphasis on Kong, but I thought Godzilla going around and killing a bunch of monsters was fun.

This movie was terrible BUT when kong uses a baby as a weapon peak cinnamon

"Godzilla x Kong specifically is just not worth the effort" Proceeds to make a video almost as long as the movie he's bashing

@OccamAsylum

Ай бұрын

Okay so people aren't allowed to understand and break down why something doesn't work, is poorly made, etc.? Why review anything?

@deandremoore8518

Ай бұрын

@@OccamAsylum I'm just saying, for something that's not "worth the effort", he surely put a lot of effort into making an hour and a half video about said topic.

@user-vl7fm8ck2m

11 күн бұрын

​@@OccamAsylumDon't bother these people are braindead

@jakeweberzwier8655

6 күн бұрын

Someone needs a pacifier 👶

@PinkSayori

23 сағат бұрын

​@@OccamAsylumThat point is hypocritical, if he had no interest in the film in any way, or it wasn't worth it, he wouldn't be making a video of it.

Today I learned: King Kong is ornery because he has so many teeth and no toothbrush.

@ericsbuds

23 күн бұрын

made him a freakin gauntlet though 😅

@amazingkris

22 күн бұрын

@@ericsbuds Hi-tech is no respecter of oral hygiene.

Too much monkeying around I imagine?

@daviduribe5897

Ай бұрын

No diddy

@LimitedCheetah

Ай бұрын

They're actually whales, not monkeys. You can tell by the horizontal tai...oh wait.

@MrPatalchu

Ай бұрын

Monkey business.

I must say, I’m a bit disappointed. The dk rap wasn’t played once throughout this entire review

I mean if you grew up with the old godzilla movies then this is business as usual, from the victory dance, flying,the flying drop kick,the body slam and the entire second half of the showa era. Godzilla can be dumb fun and a serious drama, we can have both and both are loved, sorry it didnt jive with you

@tooriginal9724

Ай бұрын

We’re probably not gonna get another movie for 10 years, Business as usual

@matteomastrodomenico1231

Ай бұрын

@@tooriginal9724 Why though?

@vla1ne

Ай бұрын

@@tooriginal9724 nah, the reiwa era seems to be going strong, and we have yet to see a "proper" conclusive move, like final wars, destroyah, or destroy all monsters.

Ironically I find the action in Godzilla Minus One way more exciting despite it being slower paced and labored. When giant creatures are throwing each other around, and there's no weight behind it, it doesn't feel like any of it matters. It's also extremely important to see the effect that the destruction has on the people caught up in it. I feel nothing seeing Italy stepped on, but when Godzilla in Minus One trashed a city I couldn't help but cry.

@CobbleBompster

Ай бұрын

Exactly, you can’t just throw in a bunch of slop, call it “action”, and expect it to have more impact than any of the previous MonsterVerse fights.

@Eisenwulf666

Ай бұрын

Because you care about the human characters, because the movie uses music and images to convey pathos,danger and peril. Minus One's Gojira is not a cute ape or a protector, it is a monster, the wrath of God, inevitable and unstoppable. We see the people in the streets, they are trying to rebuild, live a normal life, they are somebody's son, somebody's father, someone is waiting for them at home. If we see their little world, then the destruction the monster causes is much more understandable. The scale of the destruction is comprehensible to us. We see their desperate struggle and we can't help but cheer for them. In these late movies in the monsterverse, everything is gigantic but meaningless. The characters aren't larger-than-life heroes or relatable normal people, they are just characters. Even they don't care so much about the monsters, they are a fact of life for them, so why should we? They have all the issues some later Kaiju movies had, without any of the campy charm.

@joedatius

Ай бұрын

@@Eisenwulf666 I'm not watching Kong v Godzilla for the same reasons i'm watching Minus One. I go to one movie to enjoy and be at awe at the grounded destruction and the toll it has on interesting characters and the other i go with my friends and have a good time laughing and seeing big dumb monsters do wrestling moves on eachother.

@electricbayonet2

Ай бұрын

You can also see a great example of that contrast with Pacific Rim and its sequel. The former treats the giant machines like...well, giant machines, and they move with appropriate weight and purpose. The latter treats them like actors on wires that had the robot skins greenscreened onto them.

@paperclip6377

Ай бұрын

​@@electricbayonet2not just that but they also showed that the Jägers were important. Helicopters would shine light so they could see and they were always monitored to make sure they're good. and the Jäger program was shut down because it was too expensive. Because jägers are well.. ridiculously expensive. However in the sequel there's just jägers everywhere despite there being no need for them.

Lol, that's what I said when his axe started to glow "must be some orcs around here"

As an Indian I find it offensive to call these supposedly 'red Indians ' Indians when you roast them 🤣

@matteomastrodomenico1231

10 күн бұрын

They're neither of those, they're clearly closer to pacific islanders.

Dear Little Platoon, I agree, this movie has major flaws and is undoubtedly worse than the other monsterverse movies. That said here’s where I find that you are either overly pedantic on or just wrong. Harmony does not mean no issues. Times of peace doesn’t not mean crimes don’t exist. So the Titan Apes protecting humans can be from the many hungry monsters that roam the underworld, or from just normal natural disasters. I wouldn’t let a man stick his finger in my mouth to expose my teeth because I’m not a literal animal. Kong and Scar Kings are monkeys. Same type of animals that poke assholes and smell their fingers. Scar King notices that Diddy brought the Kong into his lair, and before Scar King punishes Diddy, a slave ape intervenes. So Scar King kills the slave instead of Diddy. The ice titan being trapped in its own cave with a lava waterfall acting as the entrance makes sense. It’s a cage, where the door is lava… so it won’t leave. Meaning that Scar King doesn’t have to constantly use the crystal mind control device to keep it in place… The natives try to communicate with Godzilla (instead of Kong) because all the apes they know of serve the Scar King. Not to mention that Godzilla is the strongest, and has already “won” the first war. The movie has shown that Kong lays trap around his hunting ground. The Subterranean world entrance is just above his hunting grounds. So it no surprise when Kong is using it against the apes chasing him. Godzilla is absorbing the energy within the lair of Tiamat. Cant remember but I’m pretty sure that the lair itself is the focal point of the converging solar energy, and that was in Tiamat’s territory. Scar King can ride the back of Shimo and not get frostbite because the frostbite would come from the actual attack that is the ice breath beam… nothing else suggest that other titans would get frost bite simple by touching Shimo “Throwing shit at the wall” term can be used in many movie situations. Good or bad. Countless stories have the same Hail Mary as their lead up to the climax. It would be appropriate in-universe to call it out especially when the characters know that failure is more likely to happen than not. Your attempt to make it this weird meta insult upon monsterverse fans is silly. Kong didn’t jump down to bait Godzilla to the underworld because there would be a chance that Godzilla wouldn’t follow or Godzilla would just attack him there. The statue of Christ the Redeemer does not get harmed. The colosseum before is surprisingly unharmed as well except for a wall that Godzilla walks over. I understand the tangents about them but it’s not as warranted as you make them sound. Now you missed a genuinely bad motive for the Scar King. I watched your stream about this and you mention that Shimo does an ice breath at the sky for no reason and then after the battle Godzilla did a laser breath too. What you didn’t realize is that Scar King was commanding Shimo to ice beam the sky to presumably cause another Ice Age and freeze the world. Why? No fucking clue. Scar King finally gets the to surface and then decides “ok I want this place to be frozen now”. Nothing really suggest that he wanted that in the first place considering that Scar King level in lava land. But this can only be the his climatic motive because if the Scar King reaches the surface, nothing different would really happen. He’d just get his ass kicked there anyways by Godzilla or the multiple other titans that live on the surface. He’d rule less land on the surface then he would in the underworld. So the writers had Scar King suddenly want to start an Ice Age. Then Shimo is freed, and Godzilla repairs the damage by undoing the ice age stuff. This movie had me in tears on how absurd it was, even comparatively to the previous films. Still unwarranted or overly pedantic critiques of it does more harm to yourself than good. The fact I could even defend a single point in this ridiculous movie makes me question your format in your other videos. Then again you did hit more than you miss since I agree with the actual major plot issues. That said, Not all movies have to be a 5 star meal. Some movies are ok to be fast food quality. Other movies are gas station levels of slop. Nothing wrong with that, people like it. You insulting these people does you less favors then not. So no need to be have this “holier then thou” attitude because you’d only like to dine at the finest of restaurants. After all can you really feel insulted when you are the one who walked into the gas station market and realized you didn’t like the food there for the 4th time?

@matteomastrodomenico1231

Ай бұрын

Good job, we really needed more comments like this. Unfortunately the comment section seems to have been taken over by useless spam, instead of actual critiques.

@lightyoridk...1608

Ай бұрын

Thanks you said it all

@armedraptor5114

Ай бұрын

@@matteomastrodomenico1231 Kinda like most of the whole video itself. Platoon just repeats dumb movie for morons, whines while repeating the plot, throws in shitty critique and occasionally manages to hit the mark which is wild considering this film is full of death star sized holes.

@ImPhynsa

Ай бұрын

Good comment 👍

@Mattsuki

Ай бұрын

Great critique

Wait. Since Drinker's greyhounds are The Critical Doggos, I propose that we call Platoon's greyhounds The Doggo Platoon.

@scionofdorn9101

Ай бұрын

I find this hypothesis irrefutable. I'm upgrading it to theory.

@TheCapedWanderer

Ай бұрын

You think Platoon would have dogs? He’s a cat person if I ever heard one. Those greyhounds were the editor’s

@dr.wongburger2947

Ай бұрын

we should have left doggo in the 2010s

@jonathanyaloussa

Ай бұрын

@@TheCapedWanderer Between 00:47 - 00:59.

@TheCapedWanderer

Ай бұрын

@@jonathanyaloussa literally says “ - The Editor” at the end.

The Los Angeles people will be so dissappointed when they learn that 99,999% of the planet isn't covered in famous works of architecture...

@2st486

Ай бұрын

they were surprised to discoverd there was a whole world outside L.A. all along in the first place XD

Rule #1: You don't talk about Ape Club. Rule #2: You don't talk about Ape Club. 😅😅

Is it a little dumb? Yes. Is it a fun time? Also yes

@yeojiexunjackson1898

Ай бұрын

How is it fun.

@blackmantis3130

22 күн бұрын

​@@yeojiexunjackson1898because he is also dumb

@matteomastrodomenico1231

22 күн бұрын

​@@blackmantis3130 Ah yes, finding something fun means being dumb.

@blackmantis3130

22 күн бұрын

@@matteomastrodomenico1231 yep. Simple people like simple things

@matteomastrodomenico1231

22 күн бұрын

@@blackmantis3130 Simple people need to tell themselves they don't like simple things.

Can I recommend Chewits in our defence against Gojira; they're even chewier than a 15 storey block of flats. It's a long shot but it just might work!

"Fair use Kongzilla" lol. Looking at the "fair use" fanart over the clips is more entertaining than the clips themselves.

I have to admit,I haven't laughed that much at child abuse before

@timothymarzelli3874

Ай бұрын

"We here at TeamFourStar do not condone child violence. We do, however, find it hilarious."

“You see, Japan serious and dark, MonsterVerse fun and silly. MonsterVerse bad, Japan good.”

@TheLittlePlatoon

Ай бұрын

You misspelled “Minus One well-written character-driven movie with an actual story, Monsterverse written by morons for morons.”

@Kris-tm7nq

Ай бұрын

​@@TheLittlePlatoon reddit is down the hall and to the left

@Dayiondavis

Ай бұрын

Honestly that should be said too the star wars and fnaf they be acting crazy sometimes and snyder and cavil fanboys​@@Kris-tm7nq

@XbladedGG

Ай бұрын

@@TheLittlePlatoon its almost like genres exist

@matteomastrodomenico1231

Ай бұрын

​​​@@TheLittlePlatoon Mr. "I don't have a problem if you enjoyed this movie" ladies and gentlemen. And since one of the people that loved GxK is Takashi Yamazaki himself, then I guess both movies were written by morons.

"...the expressive range of old toast", you sir, are horrible and I LOVE IT! 😂😂😂😂

I loved it, so much kaiju action. But it did feel like monkey God of War for a little bit but i wasn't mad about it. And Godzilla making the Roman Colosseum his bed was the icing on the cake for me, sleeping like a giant radiated cat.

@jeggsonvohees2201

Ай бұрын

It's really ironic how in KOTM Serizawa implied mankind would become Godzilla's pet but now he's treated like the human's pet instead.

@matteomastrodomenico1231

Ай бұрын

​@@jeggsonvohees2201That's kinda the opposite though. Godzilla taking the Colosseum for himself is peak "humans can't do anything about this"

@jeggsonvohees2201

Ай бұрын

@matteomastrodomenico1231 I'm referring to how the audience sees Godzilla. No one sees that scene and talks about how intimidating it is that Godzilla does that. Instead they just coo about how cute Godzilla is curling up like a kitten in its box. It's even become a meme. Kong is being treated as a king, Godzilla is treated like a puppy.

@matteomastrodomenico1231

Ай бұрын

@@jeggsonvohees2201 And in 2014 people joked about how fat Godzilla was. In 2016 "Kamata-kun" became a meme. Last year people joked about how the new Godzilla was both the tiniest and the angriest. This is really not a fault of the movie.

@bigboi5545

Ай бұрын

​@@jeggsonvohees2201 Godzilla is one of the protagonists, he should at least be somewhat endearing to the audience.

Shimo is a female kaiju. The dragon-like underwater creature Godzilla killed earlier is also a female kaiju known as Titanus Tiamat.

Even Japanese audiences loved this movie. They recognized its dumb nonsense but it was fun and that was all that matters. Not every movie needs to be some cinematic masterpiece, especially after Godzilla -1 dropped a few months ago. Most of the OG Godzilla movies were schlocky nonsense and we still love them.

@tacticoolgun

14 күн бұрын

Godzilla X Kong is literally the second least viewed live action Godzilla film in Japan to date. I enjoyed the movie too, but Japan doesn’t show all that much love to the monster verse

@matteomastrodomenico1231

14 күн бұрын

​​​@@tacticoolgun Reactions are pretty positive though. I'd blame more the though competition. Releasing it a month later than the rest world also definitely didn't help.

LP thank you for doing these streams... I am going through a lot and they are very comforting

Wait till bro finds out the director of Minus One actually really enjoyed Godzilla X Kong and had an interview with the director to talk about how important it is that we get godzilla movies like both gxk and minus one.

@thunderlighting2006

Ай бұрын

yeah imagine that people having different opinions

@NekoRoboFunDumpster

Ай бұрын

Yeah

@idawg7332

Ай бұрын

Stephen king praised the dark tower movie doesn't stop it from being shit just like how the Minus one director praising Godzilla X Kong doesn't stop it from being shit

@ApocalypticSiren6768

Ай бұрын

@@idawg7332the thing is tho, GxK is peak

@idawg7332

Ай бұрын

@@ApocalypticSiren6768 I guess if you have no standards whatsoever

you make fun of a british guy for having bad teeth and he starts saying shit like this

@ThaBababoey

Ай бұрын

Yh as a brit i just feel secondhand shame watching this

@lenny_boxx4206

Ай бұрын

also unlike Brits Kong knows toothachrs arent good and gets help from a Titan Vet

@NekoRoboFunDumpster

Ай бұрын

Yeah

@Cheslovesnuclearrods

21 күн бұрын

He is the true insensitive behind brexit for Scot’s

@user-vl7fm8ck2m

11 күн бұрын

Lemmme guess. You came from reddit

1:26:33 "Hey man did you see the new godzilla movie?" "Yeah i didn't like it" "Oh why not?" "I DONT THINK BLM IS A GENUINE MOVEMENT!!!!!!!" like dude, what possessed you to say that?

@TheLittlePlatoon

Ай бұрын

Oh look, autist takes joke literally. Who could have foreseen such a thing.

@bigwinz

Ай бұрын

Could be the domestic terrorism over a fentanyl overdose dead junkie, idk

@Atreepizzaz8581

Ай бұрын

@TheLittlePlatoon oh my apologies then, so you do support the tearing down of confederate statues right?

@Soniman001

Ай бұрын

@@bigwinz OP: why are you racist? you: *racist reply* You sure showed them

@makiaveli1997

Ай бұрын

@@TheLittlePlatoonjokes are usually funny

Literally no one has said the MonsterVerse is “so bad it’s good,” they offer a lot to millions of people across the world. And it’s not because the fans are idiotic and don’t know good cinema, it’s that they see art differently to you. Also, it’s extremely telling that you keep calling the clear Vietnamese cast that play the Iwi’s as “Indians” is a clear message that no one should be listening to you.

@Misscouchpotato-

Ай бұрын

Thank you DV. I feel like people are taking this movie way too seriously.

@bungiecrimes7247

Ай бұрын

can you monsterverse guys check out what I laid in my toilet this morning. Doesn't look like art to me but maybe to you it will.

@Haddons

Ай бұрын

@@bungiecrimes7247 you ain’t on a stage lil guy you can spare us the reddit ass comments 😭

@matteomastrodomenico1231

Ай бұрын

I don't think "they see art differently" it's a good way to put it. It's more "they see value even in what isn't necessarily art". I liked the movie, I don't think it would be unfair to say it isn't art, at least from a filmaking perspective, but it is good entertainment.

@TheLittlePlatoon

Ай бұрын

If you hear the phrase “magical quantum Indian people” and your response is “uhm, acktchually, they’re magical quantum VIETNAMESE people,” you are the definition of a Monsterverse fan. The synonym for Monsterverse fan begins in R and ends in D.

As a dude who have been a fan of Godzilla since i was a kid as well as having my top 4 films being the solo goji ones...this film isnt ruining any kids. This film is like a modern 70s showa film which is letting younger fans into the franchise. Is the film perfect? No. Should this film get constructive criticism with accurate information and come from someone who was actually paying attention to the film? Yes. Should fans of this film get insulted by people who dont like the film? No. No one's wrong for liking the film and visa versa.

@marasmorgean5813

Ай бұрын

Just out of curiosity: Did you like the movie? If so, what was it you like about the movie? >> Thinking about the events in your fav franchise shouldnt feel like a punishment - and jet it does, because if you do so, everything is starting to fall apart.

@GodzillaKyru

Ай бұрын

@@marasmorgean5813 yes, I did like the film. Two examples of why I like the film is the found family trope, I'm a sucker for it and how they did shimo. Eh, godzilla had deux ex machina and coincidences throughout the years so can't really say much about it. And...when you call fans of the monsterverse idiots and retards...that's insulting. Like...seriously. I got my "You deserve better" with Minus one and Yamazaki possible sequel to it. I don't mind having a fun, flawed godzilla film because of it. Do I want the monsterverse to start going back to the tone and such of 2014? Of course, it's been my favorite mv film since the beginning of it and it probably always will be. Also, after the end of February I had...I needed GxK, not a dark and serious Godzilla film.

It’s only a blockbuster if the line goes around the block.

@renmcmanus

Ай бұрын

The only movie I have ever seen a line for was the second Harry Potter movie. I know there are videos of other movies having lines. But it seems to me that because most movies are culturally irrelevant theaters can only grow to a certain size and number. So on the rare occasion that a move is culturally relivent a line forms.

@HudsonHandel

Ай бұрын

Exactly. Nothing is actually an event anymore.

@sayLeotardbutsayitChinese

Ай бұрын

@@renmcmanus Years ago, when I went to see the third LotR movie in theaters, there was a line out of the AMC parking lot, and cars were backed up to the highway. I don't live in a big city either. I can confidently say I will never see a film beat that

@renmcmanus

Ай бұрын

@@sayLeotardbutsayitChinese now that's a line!

@MediumRareOpinions

Ай бұрын

These days im surprised if the cinema is over half full.

"Lots of things are triangles!" lol

@AJadedLizard

Ай бұрын

And all these triangles make a square.

The funny thing about comparing summer blockbusters to Shakespeare is that if you’re familiar at all with history…Shakespeare was sort of the JJ Abrams of his time. He was well known for creating blockbuster plays, most of which are devoid of intelligent plot and character beyond a base level (fight me on that, I’ll win,) and being supported largely by the aristocracy despite the masses not really caring one way or the other what they were watching so long as they saw it in his glorious theater. His later popularity only arose in the Victorian era when his plays were studied by modern scholars SPECIFICALLY because they were popular at the time with the aristocracy…which fittingly enough then captured the minds of the then-modern aristocracy, leading to a wave of largely unexplained popularity which persists to this day despite a majority of his plays being best described as melodrama.

@Tomos_J-J

Ай бұрын

Shakespeare didn't really have much of a choice when it came to royal characters in his plays, if anything bad happened to one without 'divine retribution' it would have been treated as conspiracy of treason and then be sent to the Tower of London, which is why when Macbeth kills the king he does not get away scot free, or when Paris and Mercutio are killed in Romeo & Juliet both families lose equal amounts of members to equalise the loss of Escalus who is the prince of Verona--although in this case all of the families were aristocrats, Escalus got his 'retribution' because he is seemingly the more renowned aristocrat out of the three because he was the one to hold authority over the city and because Paris was considered of higher status than Romeo (barring the whole family feud).

@spartanhawk7637

Ай бұрын

@@Tomos_J-J All I see here is "the royals terrified an artist into making them look good" which I'd point out hasn't stopped other artists throughout history and just aids my perception he was nothing to write home about.

@Tomos_J-J

Ай бұрын

@@spartanhawk7637 ok? I gave more info on him, I couldn't care less about your argument here so stop acting like it's a fight.

@spartanhawk7637

Ай бұрын

@@Tomos_J-J Sorry, kinda used to getting dogpiled for shitting on Shakespeare. It's amazing how many people remain rabid fans of his melodramas.

@Tomos_J-J

Ай бұрын

@@spartanhawk7637 I'm moreso annoyed that his plays are in the secondary school curriculum, it belongs in a more advanced stage of education as not even the English teachers can interpret it right and will make the students feel stupid for not agreeing with a shoehorned message the teacher fits in.

Dear Platoon editor, I want you to know I had to rewatch/listen to the section you put the Pokémon 3 movie clips because as they were going by I started having childhood memories of watching that movie with some friends. Then that last message came up and I realized I missed a lot of what Platoon said 🤣. All that to say yes, without even seeing GxK, I’m positive Pokémon 3 is a way better film. Thank you for reminding me of that. I might go watch it again 😁

@altriesallthetime

Ай бұрын

First generation Pokémon movies are so underrated

I remember feeling like Godzilla 2014 was a bait and switch. The trailer showed Bryan Cranston, and we got Stripes featuring Beaker. Who's time with Dr Honeydew means the only one who can work the nukes! Despite this, he doesn't seem to need it once, and there's a genuinely very nice Godzilla cameo. Blink and you'll miss it...

@jadenkarpoff9158

Ай бұрын

YES! Finally someone calls out the Bryan Cranston bait and switch, it’s the main reason I have a searing grudge against that film to this day, it’s disgusting.

@kasaibouF29

Ай бұрын

I don't think it was a bait and switch. The story 2014 told was pretty good. People seem to mistake great emoting with great character.

@TheGoldenPlatoon757

Ай бұрын

​@@kasaibouF29 But you can't lie that the creators wouldn't have known for a fact that fans would've looked forward to what Bryan Cranston had to offer in that film. What a waste of a great character.

@kasaibouF29

Ай бұрын

@@TheGoldenPlatoon757 Perhaps fans were too caught up in the so-called Heisenberg vs Godzilla hype.

Diddy will be doing the "fair use convict" 😅😅😅

Idk if I can handle hearing Diddly say “come with me” one more time…

they might not have brains but they still have nerves and you've struck all of them lmao

If the movie opened with monsters, or during their fight and it's just fighting for 90+ minutes it'd sell the most tickets, possibly in movie history.

@kasaibouF29

Ай бұрын

My question is what kind of story would that be?

@AtomicConvoy

Ай бұрын

It did and you people are still mad

@dragonmaster1360

Ай бұрын

@kasaibouF29 No story. Just kaiju action. Like Wrestlemania, but for Gozilla and Kong. A giant kaiju free-for-all.

@kasaibouF29

Ай бұрын

@@dragonmaster1360 I don't think you know what a story is.

@TheMinecraftHype

Ай бұрын

​​@@kasaibouF29Whatever the answer to your question is... it can't be worse than the 'story' that already exists. So I say fuck it... let the monkey and lizard fight for 90 minutes.

I approve the good boy at the start. Give him pets and treats.

@altriesallthetime

Ай бұрын

did you just assume her gender?

More Little Platoon Hound segments please.

People on Reddit are complaining about this video that is how I got here 😂🤦🏻‍♂️

@TheLittlePlatoon

Ай бұрын

Oh good, that’d explain the sudden influx of special needs kids.

@expiredicecream457

Ай бұрын

​@@TheLittlePlatoon​ so you're making fun of autism now? Get a life- the only clown is you!!

@jackofclubs9751

Ай бұрын

@@TheLittlePlatoonYour hatred knows no bounds, hrm? If you believe in a god, pray for forgiveness, this is not how you treat your siblings of man, you do not call them disabled as a joke when there are real disabled that struggle out there. If you don’t see that then you need to be deplatformed immediately.

@PlushyAnimations

Ай бұрын

@@TheLittlePlatoonNo… that’s just straight up ableism.

@Cheslovesnuclearrods

Ай бұрын

@@PlushyAnimationsI think he’s making up for his own special needs by being the most special

To me, godzilla x kong: new empire is like your favorite comfort food (pizza, ramen, nachos, etc). You dont eat too much of it because its gonna be bad for your health, but its nice to have it from time to time

@Alex-co9xg

Ай бұрын

Nah you're taste is trash

@alexgomez6723

Ай бұрын

Calling this “comfort food” is pretty insulting to the concept imo. I will never understand how you could be “comforted” with such inconsistencies and ass pulls left and right. Indiana Jones and Raimi Spider-Man is comfort food, New Empire is residue, moldy, decayed slop not even worthy of being fertilizer.

@StanleyPlutnicki

Ай бұрын

@@alexgomez6723 Actually it's insulting calling out someone's version of "comfort food" simply because it doesn't fall in line with whatever you consider comfort food. There's different types of comfort food that people prefer just like there's different versions of fun movies that people prefer. also humans are capable of enjoying silly movies and serious movies from the same franchise. finally if you know the history of Godzilla movies then you would know that Godzilla became part of pop culture more for it's silliness then it's serious movies. true Godzilla fans enjoy both and fully understand what this director and Legendary studious was trying to do. By the way the director of Godzilla Minus one is a fan this version.

@alexgomez6723

Ай бұрын

@@StanleyPlutnicki Oh dear, please tell me you didn’t use that old and tired “ToUrisT” talking point that Godzilla fanboys have been pulling ad nauseam ever since the Dr Skipper debacle. Do you honestly believe someone has to sit through something like “Godzilla’s Revenge” or “Godzilla vs Megalon” to properly understand this franchise? That is utterly ridiculous, you shouldn’t have to watch the Adam West series or read the cheesy old comics to “understand” Batman, that’s what new installments are for, to be accessible to a new audience. Godzilla has been long overdue for a proper revamping, not to indulge in dated old habits.

@alexgomez6723

Ай бұрын

@@StanleyPlutnicki So what if the Minus One director likes the MonserVerse? Nolan enjoys Fast and the Furious, one of Kurt Cobain’s favorite albums was Philosophy of the World, are we supposed to pretend those things are suddenly prestigious just because a talented person likes them.

I mean they could have hand waved the frost bite arm by having mothra heal it off. She is a protector and helps other kaiju. Could have just done that. But instead we needed new merch for the film so let's give kong the warlock punch skill

@jfoster8624

Ай бұрын

It's to give Kong a fighting chance against tougher Titans literally explained in the movie not simply for Merch

@yeojiexunjackson1898

Ай бұрын

@@jfoster8624The glove literally appeared out of nowhere. There’s no excuse, it’s just merch.

@jfoster8624

Ай бұрын

@@yeojiexunjackson1898 it's not just merch Kong has always been outmatched this evens the odds for him in future fights and no shit it helps with merch Jesus why do you think Godzilla has had different looks over his massive history.

@matteomastrodomenico1231

Ай бұрын

I mean, the frostbite is there to justify the glove. The glove itself is very unimportant to the plot and can be easily taken out of the movie.

@yeojiexunjackson1898

Ай бұрын

@@jfoster8624 He already has an axe so why does he now need a glove and if Kong really is as outmatched as you say he is, then how did he manage to survive to this point on his own? It’s just a poor attempt that the movie made to try and explain its bad writing.

i love that Kevin bacon was his own category and rightly so.

Is this the famous diddy? The p of diddiys?

@hard_at_work

Ай бұрын

He is officially titled the ' Artist formerly known as Diddy ' now I do believe 👌

@fionnaitsradag5152

Ай бұрын

P Diddler.

@daviduribe5897

Ай бұрын

The diddler himself

@AliceBowie

Ай бұрын

I think that was actually Puff Daddy.

The monsterverse losing it's gritty atmosphere has been a detriment.

@AtomicConvoy

Ай бұрын

Ahh a typical 2014 glazer activity

@wavoinfinity

Ай бұрын

the first film was the only gritty one

I want to see Godzilla drop kick

L take monke got suplexed thats all i need to say.

We may need a second opinion Let's wait 3 years for maulers video on Godzilla x Kong

@philipglasgow3307

Ай бұрын

Is that 1 year for the video and 2 years for the video to finish?

@kasaibouF29

Ай бұрын

What a great guy kzread.info/dash/bejne/mauCpaxpZ720eM4.html

@Tom_Katsu_pz

Ай бұрын

It's not impossible that there will be an EFAP on it, I for one think that would be pretty neat!

@kasaibouF29

Ай бұрын

He's more concerned with running a podcast that likes to criticize people harshly. Had he focused more on his Star Wars critiques, he would have finished all 9 films by now.

Yeah, I despised the "tech" they had in the two films with Kong.

What was the caption for the Rick & Morty clip at the very end? The stupid recommendation thumbnail for a LP video I have already seen was covering it up.

"Interrupted by Bernie"... As a Formula One fan I've just had an Ecclestone traumatic flashback

You know what the worst plot point of this movie is? Godzilla goes out of his way to kill another kaiju, for the sake of a "power boost" to fight against scar. But godzilla doesn't get bigger, or faster, or even physically better. App he gets is a pink skin, like buying a weapon cosmetic in a video game. The only times he even uses his breath he misses, making the entire point of the powerup pointless

@cordyceps182

Ай бұрын

He uses the breath to clear out the frost cloud that the ice dragon makes, and he expected to fight all of the apes on his own Mind you, they 100% did it to make a new toy, and its role in the story is pretty much just to have an excuse for Godzilla to kill some monsters.

@stevesamuals2651

Ай бұрын

​@@cordyceps182both things he could have done without the pink power change. So my point still stands. Critical mass this aint

@cordyceps182

Ай бұрын

@@stevesamuals2651 Oh no, I get you. Doesn't do much beyond make Godzilla look different, and it apparently isn't sticking in future movies anyway.

@stevesamuals2651

Ай бұрын

​@@cordyceps182my personal theory is to make Godzilla stand out in the finale battle during wide shots they gave him pink crystals instead of blue because the ice Godzillas blue might have been seen as confusing

@daninego2047

Ай бұрын

read comics? Godzilla in this universe is killing scylla because she was feeding on nuclear plants and challenging him, same goes for tiamat. As the movies go on, we see the more cocky and ego side of godzilla THAT HE ALWAYS HAD.

Hell yeah it is

It's only barely noticeable on my phone, but i hear some audio clicking in the background for a majority of the video. I thought my phone's speaker was goin out, but no other videos were doing it.