"That's also how I decide who gets in heaven." 😅

@lone6718

Жыл бұрын

100% I lost at that one. 😂

@Yo-pz1em

Жыл бұрын

But it’s so accurate

@beaniemanmg9134

Жыл бұрын

Gahdam

@macklinillustration

Жыл бұрын

*takes notes*

@thelittlewolf363

Жыл бұрын

But true😂

As someone without a cocker spaniel I can confirm this is how they are

@Grey_psychedelics

Жыл бұрын

Did you break into the house of someone who does have one?

@starfishw7138

Жыл бұрын

Dont Cockers have biggest bite rate?

@kawaiipinkbunnychu

Жыл бұрын

I had one who passed two years ago. She was a great dog, so sweet and loved to play. She barked a lot but never bit anyone. Tho she did kill a few rabbits and birds in the back yard.

@Gnomebowl

Жыл бұрын

Oh I get it, the cocker spaniel has you

@MissElizabethNorth

Жыл бұрын

So accurate! 🤣

My mum was watching this over my shoulder and she said " Oh my god he even looks like a dog!" I'm fr dieing 😂😂😂

@Rattlsnke

7 ай бұрын

Lmao. Pet owners do apparently start to look like their pet, but I guess when you love a species too much you just end up looking like the species.

@Forestdude9000

2 ай бұрын

​@@RattlsnkeAs dumb as that sounds, probably true. I started sleeping in a similar position to my cat.

@tea_of_despair

15 күн бұрын

Tbh he looks more like a husky though... Wonderful for the channel

As a vet nurse, I can appreciate you mentioning their ear infection problems lol

@judyives1832

5 ай бұрын

I know!!! I can’t believe that we breed these health issues into our dogs! We have ruined so many dog breeds with “breed standards”.

@bunnyslippers191

3 ай бұрын

@@judyives1832 Cockers were quite a bit larger when I was a small child and their ears were not as long and droopy as they are now. Even in my lifetime some of the brachycephalic breeds such as bulldogs, boxers, Boston terriers, etc. have much shorter muzzles than they did when I was a child.

@Bavmorda

2 ай бұрын

I used to be a pet groomer. Besides the size of their ears there's the fact that their sooo hairy on the inside. Very cute ears but extremely problematic 😰

@DavidSmith-vr1nb

Ай бұрын

Same with springers, KCS and CKCS (Cavs).

"Blpblpblpblpblp" He really slayed that

@cat_sandwich

9 ай бұрын

Ikr 😭

@Itz_urlocalAsian

9 ай бұрын

Slayyy

@Xeonort

7 ай бұрын

Instant hood classic.

have they finally eaten the rich? no i think they're watching them box now. that 'huh' was priceless

@fiberpoet6250

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@ZeeNastee

Жыл бұрын

We totally should eat the rich though

@FanOfMostEverything

Жыл бұрын

A shame Elon's mom wouldn't let him do it.

@SethBeck

Жыл бұрын

@@FanOfMostEverythingthink Eloon was telling the truth?

@ZeeNastee

Жыл бұрын

@@FanOfMostEverything She knew the garbage can of her loins couldn't beat an alien lizard person hybrid.

“I think they are watching them box now” 😂😂😂

@vidpop5397

7 ай бұрын

I dont get it😅

@Daisy-hh4on

6 ай бұрын

​@@vidpop5397 A few Years ago " celebrities" boxed. It was stupid but entertaining and didn't last very long.

@vikasgroups5856

6 ай бұрын

wwe?

@Obese2000kg

5 ай бұрын

​@@vidpop5397 Elon musk challenged Mark Zuckerberg to a boxing match

@bagels682

Ай бұрын

This is too funny

That sound was legitimately on point when it comes to “cockers” and their head shaking! I’m impressed!

"That's the same way I decide who gets into heaven" 💀

@moniko7275

11 ай бұрын

So true 😂

@edwardiris58

11 ай бұрын

Best in all his videos

@urbestfriend13691

11 ай бұрын

I hope not cuz if so i might not go to heaven

@scottd.1700

11 ай бұрын

@@urbestfriend13691 I wouldn't worry about it too much. Probably nothing but boring folks up there anyway.

@LOL2fine

11 ай бұрын

@@moniko7275nahhh

“Oh like a cup holder?” Bro had me rolling 💀💀 Edit: wow thanks for 4.1k likes 🙏🙏

@NobodyDrinksFromMyGal

Жыл бұрын

Now I'm just picturing a large breed, like a Great Pyrenees or Great Dane, with a harness that has a cup holder attached. In fact *googles* this already exists.

@Christina-ih3wi

Жыл бұрын

would be useful tho

@acevivienne

Жыл бұрын

I fell off my bed. It's a tall bed.

@theirishpotato3948

Жыл бұрын

Don't you... Don't you... Don't you mean... A PUP HOLDER!

@theirishpotato3948

Жыл бұрын

Pup holder

The dog skits are great, but it's the little side digs that you add in that really earn the chef's kiss from me. Great job, as always.

@user-jv1bm8mz7e

6 ай бұрын

Didn't like this guy at first, but was oddly drawn in... It's those funny Easter egg bits!

"they just side with whoever gives them the most attention." "Oh, that's how I decide who gets into heaven" 😂😂😂

"Oh, you're serious. Sorry, go ahead." The *expressions*... :gigglesnort:

@SugarandSarcasm

Жыл бұрын

🤭

“They’d probably just side with whoever gives them the most attention” “Oh that’s the same way I decide who gets into heaven”

@renn8827

11 ай бұрын

Bru the best part I was looking for this comment

@aadhilayyoob8795

11 ай бұрын

So that's why we gotta pray so much🤯

@_L3SB14N_FR34K_

11 ай бұрын

@@aadhilayyoob8795 I don’t pray 😃 I think I’m going to hell 😃

@user-jk8ur7sj3t

11 ай бұрын

So good😊

@dauber1257

11 ай бұрын

@@_L3SB14N_FR34K_ You can still turn to Him

“That’s how I decide who gets into heaven” has me dying 😂

That wiggle is legendary!

“That’s also how I decide how people get into heaven” Savage

@elsafrost1094

8 ай бұрын

That’s not how God does it. Has he not read John 3:16? lol

@YouraverageBritishRex

8 ай бұрын

@@elsafrost1094man it’s a KZread video, not a bible study-

@InsomniacDoggo

8 ай бұрын

​@@elsafrost1094 Thats exactly how god does it. Sin all you want but as long as you repent and give God attention you get into heaven.

@tym6217

8 ай бұрын

​@@InsomniacDoggoThe Abrahamic God has the temperament and emotional immaturity of a spoiled 4 year old who throws temper tantrums when he doesn't get attention and have his way.

@t.ron314

8 ай бұрын

Right! 😂😂😂 the subtle roast of god is always hilarious

"That's the same way I decide who goes to Heaven" killed me!

@gmunden1

Жыл бұрын

We're doomed. 😲😳

@ElisaSarah

Жыл бұрын

I was JUST about to type this XD

@unknwnmystery

Жыл бұрын

Lol as a Christian that’s lowkey true 😭

@belovedhope3758

Жыл бұрын

He's so clever to write this on script! 😂

I have a two year old cocker spaniel and he’s the sweetest thing ever. Great with my whole family but definitely favourites my dad , probably because he feeds and walks him 😂. Also I asked for this video not that long ago and I only asked once so thank you because I usually have to ask several times with other youtubers.

@MazePanther13

8 ай бұрын

Mine is 11 and I love him but he's going deaf

“That’s the same way I decide who gets into heaven” 😂😂

"Oh that's how I decide whether people get into heaven" never have truer words been spoken 😂😂

@Manas-co8wl

Жыл бұрын

Ha!.. oh you’re serious?..

@BexxBott

Жыл бұрын

Looking for this one 😂😭

@scarpoochie

Жыл бұрын

The best line. So true

@priscillajimenez27

Жыл бұрын

And being moral

@noumenonification

Жыл бұрын

this comment thread deserves an award for not devolving into a religious debate

"Oh, that's the same way I decide who gets into heaven"😂😂

@NaeniaNightingale

Жыл бұрын

The sheep be like: O.O

@child11

Жыл бұрын

He isn't wrong, but the benefits are nice 😎

What made the intro funnier is that I saw a monopoly ad before and after the video

You forgot the “prone to separation anxiety” but other than that this is so true 😂

I got 2 cocker spaniels. The male loves us but hates strangers and has awful separation anxiety. He also alerts us to anyone even thinking about coming in our yard, like a spidey sense. The female is a sweetheart with unbelievable energy. Smart dogs and I love em.

@Summer_Fairy12

Жыл бұрын

I want to get one but I can't😭

@American_USA

11 ай бұрын

Cocker heh 😏

@Summer_Fairy12

11 ай бұрын

@@American_USA What the

@American_USA

11 ай бұрын

@@Summer_Fairy12 just saying

@Veshremy-fan1243

11 ай бұрын

Man you are so lucky your dogs are cocker spaniels my dogs ar yourkies and sound like 100 alarms setting off☠

“Are you five years old?!” “No I’m.. don’t worry about it..!” edit: i don’t want an explanation to how old god is, guys. i just wanted to make a funny comment.

@Arceusmemesidk-zk7tm

Жыл бұрын

How old is he?

@ChaaFound97

Жыл бұрын

​@@Arceusmemesidk-zk7tmHumans have documented a relationship with God for over 6,000 years, but the concept of religion has likely existed for 9,000-10,000 years. However, in the Bible it's written that Jesus says of God, "For my Father, one day is as a thousand years and a thousand years is as one day". Modern Christians believe that God is responsible for the creation of the world and all its history, so although that may span billions of years as determined by science, for God that time was supposedly just six days. To further complicate the answer, God is said to be omnipresent and eternal, meaning that all time as we know it exists at once for God. He likely exists in the 4th dimension as well as higher dimensions that we are unaware of, meaning that He may have existed for a relatively short period in His realm(a few dozen "years"), but to us trillions or quadrillions or some other incomprehensible number of years has passed. In short, "Don't worry about it!"

@keeganross

Жыл бұрын

@@Arceusmemesidk-zk7tm Kind of a tricky concept. The safe bet is "at least as old as the universe" (although you have to deal with people who can't agree on how old the universe is), but some religious philosophers argue that, because He's omnipresent (at all places and at all times simultaneously), any given age value is technically correct.

@DachshundDogStarluck19

Жыл бұрын

Oh wow, the quote definitely sounds on point.

@skylark7921

Жыл бұрын

@@keeganrossyeah I was gonna say, if god is omnipresent/omnitemporal wouldn’t he basically be all ages at once? So, god *is* 5 years old… and 100 years old…. And 10000 years old… and 900 trillion years old… and 12 years old

You’re so right about the ears 😂 I had a springer, she had the most beautiful ears but every time she went swimming when she was older her ears got infected 😢 she was alright when she was younger but in later life she was just much more prone to it.

They just love everyone. The Cockers.

@SingingAesthetician

7 ай бұрын

They are so gentle and most love everyone but I will say all of them have this vibe check. They like … 80% of people. Then they bark continuously at certain strangers, usually men and can’t get used to someone of them like people doing home work and such. And get very afraid of some people. I remember one my moms current dog would bark at until it make her physically sick she would get so nervous ended up being a felon doing work and a scammer and scammed mom out of tons of money so I believe she could feel he wasn’t a good person.

I love all the things God assumes the angel's done instead of making new dogs.

@sleepandrelaxation3395

Жыл бұрын

Why solve world hunger when you can make another dog... ;P

@user-cj7iv8rq3h

Жыл бұрын

In fact the creator being able to cram all those little jokes inside what's originally supposed to be about dogs is what keeps me coming back. The people around me might now casually ask if I'm watching the dogless dog videos because I lol a lot, but these days I'm more often godlessly laughing at and with this 'God' character. And no, English isn't my first language and I proudly advertise the fact by jokey overuse of the split infinitive.

@Ahalaya

Жыл бұрын

@@user-cj7iv8rq3h Mate, as a native English-speaking writer, you nailed it, anyway. I wouldn't have guessed if you hadn't mentioned it. I absolutely agree with your point, as well.

Had 5 cockers in my life... So far 😳 mostly true but had a black male cocker spaniel when I was younger and he liked strangers who were not strangers in our house. If he thought there was a stranger in our house barked and growled like mad, as soon as he realised it wasn't he was happy out. He also wouldn't rest until he checked all of our rooms to make sure we were safe then he would go to his own bed. Amazing dogs.

@ThatGuy-mp9og

Жыл бұрын

If this god representative read that i think he would die of laughter after those first few sentences Sorry lol

@DachshundDogStarluck19

Жыл бұрын

I once had a Cocker Spaniel. It was a girl. She sadly passed away 23 years ago at age 13.

@lolly5657

Жыл бұрын

@@DachshundDogStarluck19 I'm so sorry. They are such wonderful dogs

@lolly5657

Жыл бұрын

@@ThatGuy-mp9og I actually had the same thought 😅

@ThatGuy-mp9og

Жыл бұрын

@@lolly5657 glad you weren't offended, some people are just so easily offended lmao

I have a cocker spaniel and this is sooooo true, especially with the big ears part

@IAmAnAdowablePanto2190

4 ай бұрын

Which one? American or English?

"Ha! Oh, you're serious. Sorry. Go ahead" 💀

I had a golden Cocker Spaniel growing up - I don't know how, but as a kid I knew that was the dog I wanted. He was such a beautiful dog and a real character. When we took him walkies he would go nuts and bark so that the whole neighbourhood knew he was coming. In the park when we let him off the leash he would not stop running - he could hardly stop himself long enough to pee 😂l When he died (of old age), I was devastated - I still miss him after all these years ❤

That look between “No, I’m … “ and “don’t worry about it!” just tickled me!

@terminator9489

Жыл бұрын

That made me wonder how old god actually is

@Adolfhitlerballs

Жыл бұрын

​@@terminator9489I think when space was created

@angelinaholtvluwer8171

Жыл бұрын

@@terminator9489 He is outside the bounds of time, so he doesn't actually have an age

I miss my American Cocker spaniel 😢 he died 2 years ago at 22 years old. He was a grumpy old man. Had big man attitude. Very good at being protective of me and the kids. He actually picked up my moms and dads cancer before they got diagnosed. All of a sudden he would growl at them for no reason. He was such a good boy Was! Was playful as a pup up till 2 years before he died. His best bud is my German Shepard border collie mix who is really intelligent, loyal, and handsome. Perfect amount of energy and protective of his family. He loves our outdoor cat and plays with her a the time. Really the best good boy ever.

“It’s called the cocker spaniel” “Ha… oh your serious” Is so funny

Cooker spaniels are adorable.

@dragonfly8317

Жыл бұрын

What’s a cooker spaniel

@arfriedman4577

Жыл бұрын

@@dragonfly8317 sorry. It's cocker spaniel, a type of dog.

@TheonlyFlo_.

Жыл бұрын

@@dragonfly8317Lol I was about to say that💀

I require this man to make a short about bunnies.

@danielleking262

Жыл бұрын

he pretty much does dog content

@kosudesu

Жыл бұрын

@@danielleking262 well obviously, but he's shown he's open to other pets by doing a short about cats, so I want to see bunnies.

@danielleking262

Жыл бұрын

@@kosudesu oh ok, I never saw one about cats, it's always been about dogs, lol

@barefootjamie143

Жыл бұрын

I laugh at how you put that and I concur 😁🤣❤

His wholesome, friendly content is really hard to square once you notice the uncanny resemblance to American Psycho-era Christian Bale.

You forgot to mention they have sepation anxiety 😂 Every cocker spaniel I ever met or owned was anxious as hell for the smallest leave, my grandpa going to the basement? Gotta scream till he comes back. Closing the door cause I wanna sleep? Yep, you guessed it, gotta scream

@SingingAesthetician

7 ай бұрын

Mine cry pitifully, not scream. But please let them sleep with you. It makes them so happy. I’m not trying to be mean but have you seen lady and the tramp? You didn’t know they’d be exactly like her scene as a puppy? Please please don’t get a cocker spaniel and not let them sleep with you. They cannot take it. They just can’t. Please. They will go to sleep when you do. Train them to say bedtime. If you just can’t let them in your bed for some reason which please do then at least get a dog bed next to your bed. Don’t put a door between you.

@Duckle101-ii2sd

3 ай бұрын

My cocker spaniel is fine with sleeping in the other room, only if there’s monkeys or baboons he goes crazy. He only cries when he’s hungry or been left outside when its cold and wet. I love him to bits :))

My first dog was a cocker spaniel and he was actually very protective of our house. Someone could break in, but they'd never get out. He was a good boy.

@3ch0h3art4

Жыл бұрын

Dog: you entered the wrong house fool

@jairoenriquemartinez

Жыл бұрын

Jeez

And you forgot,... they'll steal your food as much as your heart ❤

This entire series has shown up twice on my FYP and I've watched every second each time lol

This channel is exceptionally good. Character portrayal, knowledge of the dog breeds and general scripting are ecxellent.

I love cocker spaniels. My grandpa has 2 of them. Freaking adorable but will let anyone trying to rob you empty your house lol

I literally have a cocker spaniel and this is soooo true! Especially the ‘side with whoever gives them the most attention’ 😂😂😂

@mydsmbr715

Жыл бұрын

Works with food too 😂

“What are you 5?” “No I’m…. Don’t worry about it” 🤣🤣🤣

Siding with who gives attention to go to heaven, was the smartest thing I heard in a long time. Brilliant!

When he shook his whole face like that, I laughed so hard I peed a little.

@Jackalopefriday

Жыл бұрын

Like a chihuahua

@You_are_pretty

Жыл бұрын

Change your dippers then

@CallMeAvocado

Жыл бұрын

@@You_are_pretty “Dippers”?

@CallMeAvocado

Жыл бұрын

@@Jackalopefriday Exactly!

@Pizzafan622

Жыл бұрын

u good bro ?

Hehe, God has the same sense of humor I do. Guess I’m going to heaven!

@KevinAvila-my4pq

Жыл бұрын

Cockers💀

@jdubbis

Жыл бұрын

Not if you don’t pay him the most attention!!

@KittenUndercover

Жыл бұрын

@@jdubbis I’m an agnostic, non-practicing Jew lol

I have grown up with 3 distinct cocker personalities. A lazy old soul who I loved, he was amazing. A super energetic cocker with the most loving personality ever. And a menace to everyone and everything. All have been great, still trying to get over the anxiety stage of the third one, a rescue who has ear infections constantly. I always have to clean them out, but he also doesn’t trust me so muzzle is the only way to help him. I love cocker spaniel dogs so much.

My dog is a cocker spaniels the cutest thing ever. I say honestly, she is exactly like how you described Cocker spaniels

As someone who was a previous owner of a cocker spaniel I can agree👍

@Falconer38

Жыл бұрын

My cocker spaniel was just like how they are explaining them

@mairenimhordha8153

Жыл бұрын

@@Falconer38 same

@DachshundDogStarluck19

Жыл бұрын

My Cocker Spaniel was the same way too.

Can we alll just appreciate how supportive god is to angel’s design mechanics 😂

The fact that god looks like a regular old man and he's trillions of years old

He ran through my wall. That’s how much energy these guys have

I grew up with a cocker spaniel at home. She was the most sweet dog ever ❤

@DachshundDogStarluck19

Жыл бұрын

Me too! 😊❤

@bingbong9104

Жыл бұрын

Did she have a cup holder tho?

@TheGreenDee

Жыл бұрын

@@bingbong9104 no, she did not xD

@ethan.t.almond

Жыл бұрын

you sure you got the right breed 😂

@TheHonoredMonkey

Жыл бұрын

She was" is she dead? 😢

The captions when he shakes his head "blpblplbplbplblbpl" 😭😂

My souldog was a cocker. Best dog ever: intelligente, peaceful, empathetic, loving and a little beat sassy. Love you to the moon and back Tori 💙

“I also added a new feature” “Oh, like a cup holder?? 😃” 💀

As someone who had a floppy eared dog, (English Springer Spaniel) I can confirm that she was basically deaf in one ear by the time she was 10 and had frequent ear infections

@floraflowers

Жыл бұрын

My doggo isn't a Spaniel, she just has your typical floppy ears like a Lab, and even so she's already had one or two ear infections in less than two years.

“That’s also how I decided who gets into heaven.” Hardest line yet. Funny and true lol.

I love the subtle jabs at God. 😅

“Farm cocker, house cocker,” “And good with kids” W h a t

@foxicecube

11 ай бұрын

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

@rachaellawley9730

11 ай бұрын

And you have the family cockers

@slikibo1

11 ай бұрын

@@rachaellawley9730 oh my lord

@henrygooglekonto-lm4rn

11 ай бұрын

@@slikibo1Yes?

@agnivabanerjee7359

10 ай бұрын

​@@henrygooglekonto-lm4rn Jesus Christ!

Dear Jauncydev, You've left out 1 very important feature, they pee whenever they get excited 😆

@Mac_likes_soup

Жыл бұрын

That might just be your dog lmao

"No I think their... Watching them box now" underated 😂😂

"No I'm.... Don't worry about it"

“Oooo like a cup holder?” 😂 that’s so me. Cup holders are very important.

@susieq1699

Жыл бұрын

And pockets. Pockets are very important.

I love that you made cocker spaniel, cause mine just died and it reminds of all the things he did, and we plan to get a new one soon😊

YOU are SO funny! 🤣 Thank ❤️ you!!! I find myself looking for your videos when I'm feeling down and i need a pick me up.😊

"Thats the same way I decide who gets into Heaven." 🤣🤣

Finally🎉🎉🎉 After half a year of asking for it he made a video about a cocker Spaniel. I've got one and now I'm really happy. Please make more Videos!!! I Love your channel!!!

😂😂😂 Can’t wait for the Basset Hound or Bloodhound one now ❤

“Will this cause ear problems?” “Oh yeah definitely” “….love it!”

As someone who bathed dogs as my first job, Cocker Spaniels are the reason I recognize the smell of an infection....

Mine passed away last fall at about twelve, stinky cheese ears. 😂 He was my baby and I was his girl. I taught him to give hugs. The sweetest little pups they are. ❤

i miss my girl :( she wouldn't have done sh*t against invaders but she was so sweet

imagine God when he hears the breed "cockapoo"

Had a blind cocker spaniel. He was absolutely gentle and sweet. ❤🐾🐾

I own 3 of these beauties, sweetest most cute and smart dogs I ever owned ❤

I died when he said working cockers,feild cockers and house cockers😂😂😂

@gnarbeljo8980

Жыл бұрын

Me too. It's actually Spaniels. Cocker Spaniels are one form of Spaniel. "the House Cocker" lol😂

"DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT 😤"

The part when he said the different jobs it can do and saying cocker had me laughing extremely hard

oooh I love cocker spaniels too! When I was a kid i would go walking back home just to be able to play with some stranger's cocker on the way, they really are super friendly!! And soooo cute

My mom's friend who used to babysit me when I was a baby had a cockerspaniel. That dog loved, and protected, me and I love it back. So much my first word was it's name. And it would let me stand up using it's ears. Great with kids is an understatement I think

@zackerysigman502

Жыл бұрын

Buddy, you were basically raised by this dog, and that's really cool in my opinion

Gabriel: “What are you 5 years old? God: NO! I’m……. DONT WORRY ABOUT IT!”😂😂😂❤❤❤😂❤

"God, I did it!" "Humans have finally eaten the rich?!" We were supposed to eat them?

As the owner of 3 working cockers this is completely accurate 🤣🤣🤣

@SingingAesthetician

7 ай бұрын

Okay, I’ve had 4 cocker spaniels and they all must’ve been the house ones.. I have no idea. I’ve never heard of different types. Can you explain? How do you know which one you’ve got? And are they smart? Mine were all so sweet, super gentle, with some separation anxiety. The current one has insane energy and can run and run when you come home in excitement but the other one’s weren’t very limber and had joint problems. They all loved toys. Most of mine were smart but the current one will bark and the most random stuff that moved like .. if you move where you normally park or at a suitcase but won’t hear a delivery person or stranger at the front door and alert you. All my other ones were very good at that. I wonder if mine has a bit of trouble hearing or what. Anyway they are the most gentle things and would be very gentle with kids and the sick. My last one would know when my dad has his chemo pump on before he died and know not to jump on him and would lay so gently with him and she wanted to go to his grave and she would pay her respects. So some I’ve had are very smart and some aren’t. My smartest dog was a half Australian shepherd half collie I had. I would say my black Labrador retriever was a little dumb but great at fetching but she got hurt badly a couple times … this was when I was a kid. But my brother was playing catch with himself with a baseball bat and ball and she jumped up and tried to get his ball and he accidentally hit her in the head with the baseball bat and she was hurt bad and had to go to the hospital. So sometimes these natural breed features that humans breed them for can literally be dangerous. Once I threw a frisbee which she was so so good at and I accidentally threw it across our creek and she fell in instead of going around. Poor girl. I loved her so much.

Bruh the script writing on this channel has gotten great. I think you just inspired me to start a channel just by watching your progress. Thanks man!

@Hello19418

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@Anira603

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I'll be your 3rd sub

Don't forget the cherry eye... Infected ears, incessant barking, f-up eyes- what's not to love?

And they drool. So when they shake their heads… more bacteria! Cute as all … heaven.

God there is sooooo many layers packed into these shorts I love it

....and your Joe Cockers

That guy's theology is on point.

Damn never thought that God would be dirty minded 💀

Totally love your videos! Your writing is so clever, love all your digs at religion too. Totally on point!

Watched this six times in a row just to see you shake your head like that. I'm DYING 😂😂😂

"That's the same way i decide who gets into heaven" 😂😂 truth

"OOH I LOVE DOG" got me dying

I’ve been waiting so long for cocker spaniels and u did it PERFECTLY