I was gonna end it all, but then John Christian came to me and told me, “The gun isn’t loaded”

@Xozkov

3 жыл бұрын

@Spatza who's an edgy boy?

@5osa

3 жыл бұрын

@Spatza you said this on everyone’s comment, wanna cookie 🍪?

@BeretBay

3 жыл бұрын

@Spatza "and that's just facts". No, you just want attention. People with facts would state them not claim that they are facts.

@MaximilianMuss

3 жыл бұрын

@ThiccBoi27 Timmy hasn't come to the comment section in ages

@vhem6007

3 жыл бұрын

@UC0Kw1wDuYR3mIJARn1HCUPw annddddd your back

The way Charlie was in full Jesus cosplay really added an element of realism

@cosmosyn2514

3 жыл бұрын

Who is Charlie? All I see is Jesus playing a video game.

@MS-fe3vo

3 жыл бұрын

Cosplay? He's literally Jesus

@kalechip9074

3 жыл бұрын

@Darkness ?

@dzaesonp8599

3 жыл бұрын

@@kailasumbare1552 Xue hua Piao Piao

@theeightbithero

3 жыл бұрын

You bloody Calvinist

I used to be an atheist, but this game successfully converted me to a .jpeg

@user-DATA_BANK

3 жыл бұрын

what the hell, I'm a .png

@_devitryi_

3 жыл бұрын

and I'm a gif of a sassy black woman.

@SoleiLilyn

3 жыл бұрын

im a .webp

@user-ek9dd1cc2b

3 жыл бұрын

i have become a .tiff

@proffesionalweredog7426

2 жыл бұрын

somehow im .mp4?

"How do I attack?" You don't, you turn the other cheek

@PaperPlateClorox

2 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@Erick23679

2 жыл бұрын

How does this have only one comment

@tweenytwinkies

2 жыл бұрын

Which cheek?

@benster1017

2 жыл бұрын

It's from a song called rapping for jesus

@kennydoggins1712

7 ай бұрын

The OG MC JC u see

The game engine is pretty realistic. You don't get punished as long as you sin at a distance far enough outside the eye of the public.

@willb.7417

3 жыл бұрын

epic social commentary

@toasterbread507

3 жыл бұрын

society moment

@MasterCheeks2998

3 жыл бұрын

Unreal

@hypers829

3 жыл бұрын

@Morio Choratatzís How long would it take if I wanted to evolve back to a crab?

@alphacide_2857

2 жыл бұрын

@@hypers829 Surprisingly, not as long as evolving into other things. Nature has a way of returning to crab.

I'm 90% sure that wing animation just spawns a bird on your back thats hidden by the armour

@CrystalRose1111

3 жыл бұрын

Omg you’re right

@ssgpizzalover515

3 жыл бұрын

bruh thats creative

@bo9adios629

3 жыл бұрын

Genius

@robertlucas1435

3 жыл бұрын

Boundary break when

@TheVeryAngryShrimp

3 жыл бұрын

Your icon's dope btw.

"Mum, can you get me God of War?" "We have God of War at home." The God of War at home:

@travis_loves_cougars6451

2 жыл бұрын

ong

@jobascantu3510

2 жыл бұрын

*god* of war

@blyat8832

2 жыл бұрын

Mom, can we get Asura's Wrath? We have Asura's Wrath at home Asura's Wrath at home:

@lelandgrant9298

Жыл бұрын

more like war of god

@Gia1911Logous

Жыл бұрын

God of War has nothing on this masterpiece

"If God's not real then explain this atheists!" I literally died there.

@sporkcheese6649

3 жыл бұрын

8:45

@jipph2238

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@user-re9be7qm8p

2 жыл бұрын

You literally didn't

@sporkcheese6649

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-re9be7qm8p You can't just expose a homie like that.

@Colt-kv6xr

2 жыл бұрын

Rest in peace

One of the developers was told “F to pray” by some 13 year old on the internet and they ran with that

@SteveInLava

3 жыл бұрын

"Press F to pray respects"

@beinzheans3918

3 жыл бұрын

@@SteveInLava "press f to pray respects

@marisu9765

3 жыл бұрын

F

@dave2051

3 жыл бұрын

@F*СК MЕ - СНЕCK МY РR0FILЕ why do people like to make bots like you

@adamwolter8593

3 жыл бұрын

@@agnieszkarajder2821 😃

The only thing impressive here is Charlie's internet's download speed

@ariessnep

3 жыл бұрын

My computer: *best I can do is 600kb*

@saritha55

3 жыл бұрын

His download speed is faster than my USB transfer speed

@banana-9959

3 жыл бұрын

@@ariessnep you mean internet......your computer has nothing to do with your internet speed

@TheRaven123

3 жыл бұрын

What kind of shit internet you all got. Anything below 1 gigabit (aka 100 megabytes) is fucking slow

@sovietnationalism5240

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheRaven123 Italian internet 1 mbps lmfao

I love the fact that half of the text is in English and Portuguese and the other half is only in Portuguese.

@joaoluisfalangola474

3 жыл бұрын

So br entende

@falsegod7309

3 жыл бұрын

@@joaoluisfalangola474 Só os brasileiros percebem português? Hehehe

@joaoluisfalangola474

3 жыл бұрын

@@falsegod7309 sim

@falsegod7309

3 жыл бұрын

@@joaoluisfalangola474 Faz sentido, faz sentido

@pedrov.8087

3 жыл бұрын

@@joaoluisfalangola474 sim

Death in this game be like: *"I find your lack of faith disturbing."*

@Zan-qr4ds

2 жыл бұрын

What’s up brother?

@qui-gonjinn8048

2 жыл бұрын

@@Zan-qr4ds 😳

@bepeplia5086

2 жыл бұрын

@@qui-gonjinn8048 😳

@bepeplia5086

2 жыл бұрын

@@qui-gonjinn8048 what did he say

@saucesaucesaucesauce1380

Жыл бұрын

*(edited)*

Fun Fact: All defeated enemies fall through the floor because they are sent straight to Brazil where they are cleansed by moist holy water and hardcore christian rock.

@n1x943

3 жыл бұрын

Well now I feel bad for the demons because no one deserves to go to Brazil

@LumaSloth

3 жыл бұрын

Bem, o jogo é br mesmo, entao... Kkkk

@honest_126

3 жыл бұрын

@@LumaSloth It's a pretty shitty game.

@just_paul4344

3 жыл бұрын

the fact that the game linguage is in brazilian portuguese makes more sense

@nanakofi3996

3 жыл бұрын

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Everyone was waiting on cyberpunk while we've had this gem all along

@NationalismDjazair

3 жыл бұрын

Still better than cyberpunk

@milk-el8vq

3 жыл бұрын

@@NationalismDjazair now that a lot of the bugs were fixed cyberpunk is a decent ass game

@adamwolter8593

3 жыл бұрын

@@agnieszkarajder2821 😍

@atharv_sh

3 жыл бұрын

its about as functional as cyberpunk too

@-Twotonepony-

3 жыл бұрын

But this just came out this month

As a brazilian I’m proud of this game, it represents everything good about our nation

@JackAndP

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you, Daniel

@artvandalay1415

3 жыл бұрын

Oh...

@felipeterranova2452

3 жыл бұрын

Given the fact that Brazil is one of the good countries in South America, saying that this represents everything good about it makes me depressed about what's left for the other countries there xd

@Devorador_de_Games

3 жыл бұрын

@@felipeterranova2452 Dide, Brazil is a cursed country, everything here is ass

@Or1Ori_

3 жыл бұрын

@@Devorador_de_Games Yeah but if you consider the other countries down here, we are basically the best place ever

“There’s a pray button” As all games should have.

@Erick23679

2 жыл бұрын

Multiplayer games be like

@pikachu896

2 жыл бұрын

Assassin's Creed 1

@fabrypetty1689

2 жыл бұрын

Souls like games should definitely do

@tweenytwinkies

2 жыл бұрын

We need one in league and overwatch cuz damn they need help

@GoldSrc_

Жыл бұрын

Every game has such button, it does nothing.

Man, Charlie is such a rebellious teen, he calls his dad by his first name and doesn’t care about getting a haircut.

@yekadoosh5565

3 жыл бұрын

@Spatza This comment had nothing to do with religion and if you think otherwise then you're are just wrong and that's the undebatable truth.

@sukunawithadrink432

3 жыл бұрын

@Spatza i see you everywhere are you ok upstairs

@apollo6718

3 жыл бұрын

@Spatza Reddit moment

@darnsimpletons5256

3 жыл бұрын

@Spatza How does this have anything to do with a charlie being a rebellious teen

@goose6189

3 жыл бұрын

I'm curious as to what Spatza said before getting embarrassed and deleting his comment

This game is everything Doom wishes it could be.

@matthewferguson9054

3 жыл бұрын

These spam bots are everywhere

@blindinghornet9079

3 жыл бұрын

@@matthewferguson9054 There’s no escaping them 😳

@Klim04

3 жыл бұрын

@@blindinghornet9079 amogus

I hate how unironically fun this would be to watch as a speed run

Off course this masterpiece of a game was made by a brazilian legend. Amen.

@Arsov_FixTF2

3 жыл бұрын

A men

@Arsov_FixTF2

3 жыл бұрын

A man

@zoru22

3 жыл бұрын

Ninguém se importa com a nacionalidade dele

@alilweeb7684

3 жыл бұрын

acho que ja vi você em algum lugar

@mr.bubbles8351

3 жыл бұрын

"5.2 gb, that's a lot of Jesus" -Martin Luther King

"i didnt realize this was a catholic church kind of game" had me dying

@Instinct0425

3 жыл бұрын

Bot above me 🤦🏼‍♂️

@Pleoxz

3 жыл бұрын

The dude above me says theirs a bot above us

@quisutdeus2755

3 жыл бұрын

I want to become a priest and my friends won't stop doing this kind of jokes

@gothamgymnast4638

3 жыл бұрын

@@quisutdeus2755 just ignore them

@spider-manys2934

3 жыл бұрын

@@Pleoxz * there's

Glad they stayed true to the manga

@zerithos7271

3 жыл бұрын

Just pray they dont do a Netflix adaptation.

@captainkronker3985

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@Zenith_Nulls

3 жыл бұрын

@@zerithos7271 🙏🙏🙏🙏

@comradekenobi6908

3 жыл бұрын

Man Jesus really helped Johnny a lot to regain his ability to walk

@ElMango14

3 жыл бұрын

@@comradekenobi6908 ah yes a man of culture

Can't believe charlie would just leak Elden Ring gameplay like this

@Arsov_FixTF2

3 жыл бұрын

Dark souls 169 trailer looks great

@toothedbirch56

2 жыл бұрын

@@Arsov_FixTF2 dark souls 4 midirs back

@nvs6607

2 жыл бұрын

Pretty accurate

I love how the temptation of flesh was literally a couple of demon strippers lmfao

The fact that this is all in Portuguese is the cherry on top

@viniciuslourenco9333

3 жыл бұрын

Melhor jogo

@barbararab6390

3 жыл бұрын

Jogo 10/10

@funkforever2951

3 жыл бұрын

com certeza melhor jogo br

@Klim04

3 жыл бұрын

Despacito

@criscrosxxx

3 жыл бұрын

Donde esta la bibliotica

If you go back to Charlie’s first public video he posted on this channel, he showed us how to do to do an infinite jump glitch in gears of war. Truly a man that has never changed

@saddpaanda

3 жыл бұрын

Do you have the link? 🤔

@elispeed5078

3 жыл бұрын

@@saddpaanda just click on his channel, go to videos, and sort from oldest

@knockknock8371

2 жыл бұрын

Oh no I made it 666 likes. I have sinned

@rojastegulu

Жыл бұрын

​@@elispeed5078 This did not age well.

@MattyP650

Жыл бұрын

@@rojasteguludamn I forgot you could sort by oldest at one point

This game depicts an accurate representation of what happens when you have the power of God and Anime on your side.

I walk into my church every Sunday and pray. I then crawl into a dark portal at the foot of the cross leading me into God's land.

@stanstanstan2597

2 жыл бұрын

Then I find my pastor and he zaps me with lightning to give me holy armor after I kneel at his feet

This channel is a gift from god ngl

@lxquid.ocelot

3 жыл бұрын

yes ikr

@vhem6007

3 жыл бұрын

Hey Ik you

@anapple1220

3 жыл бұрын

Charlie?

@iambilly1134

3 жыл бұрын

BILLY agrees

@UserName-gt2xx

3 жыл бұрын

Modern Jesus

This is a game you’d find in the back of a public church where they make you watch veggie tales and give you pretzels while the adults discuss how to inject Christianity into your local middle school

@goose6189

3 жыл бұрын

This is a bit to accurate🗿

@redstone-kg3ne

3 жыл бұрын

So true

@Slawsers

3 жыл бұрын

@@goose6189 yeah the veggietales got me

@awesome9174

3 жыл бұрын

Veggie Tales is lit tho

@moistylettucegod6349

3 жыл бұрын

vegietales and bad CGI Christian animations

4:53 The way the pastor just dipped out 💀

I'm a Christian... definitely been in these situations every day

@70ty

3 жыл бұрын

Do Christians just turn into a kid named john

@whyllowfilms

3 жыл бұрын

@@70ty most definitely

@sethmiller2532

3 жыл бұрын

I keep failing to get past the pizza and donuts.

@matthewbaang8749

2 жыл бұрын

yeah same. ugh the amount of times i had to dodge demonic muffins and puff pastry in a platformer way smh

@PaperPlateClorox

2 жыл бұрын

Climbing rice Krispy treats. Lol

Damn this game revealed our Christian secret! Every time we pray we crawl into a glowing portal. And then we go fight demons.

@GeorgeWockington01

3 жыл бұрын

Lol basically doom guy

@Flutterlullaby

3 жыл бұрын

As a Christian, I can confirm this is 100% true

@sebittyseb4481

3 жыл бұрын

As a Christian,I can confirm lots of Christian's do this

@davidonthedrill

3 жыл бұрын

I can confirm that Christian do fight demons.

@quisutdeus2755

3 жыл бұрын

we actually do if God wills it

Pastor: "So what made you interested in the word of God?" Me: "My friend Charlie told me about something called 'Christian Fisting.'"

@geckosgotgames3283

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@Colt-kv6xr

2 жыл бұрын

The pope wants to know your location

@gasabur2934

2 жыл бұрын

Christian Kung Fu!

9:36 the developers knew about EDP all along, the bible was warning us

9:26 "Christian fisting" - Charlie 2021

Man Jesus games always have a certain level of seriousness that makes them funny lol

@fredwood6107

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@mistralstone9755

3 жыл бұрын

Nice profile pic mate

@Ownxer

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@Darek225Army

3 жыл бұрын

It's debatable until science can explain what was before the big bang and how things exist in the first place

@henrydikes6704

3 жыл бұрын

@Spatza please just shut up, I don't know what your game is but you are poisoning Charlie's comment section even more than it already is and just generally being a nuisance by constantly copy pasting this unoriginal, and frankly rude and uncalled for comment.

Whole game in portuguese, he truly is discount jesus, languages can't stop this man

@beachbowl274

3 жыл бұрын

Why would he in the first place?

@criscrosxxx

3 жыл бұрын

True jesus understand all languages. You heretic dont .

@sylamy7457

3 жыл бұрын

@@criscrosxxx ok

I’m impressed he theorized a speed run strat and executed it all in one go

@AlphaAlarmClock

2 жыл бұрын

It's par for the course for games like this. Just play Sonic Boom, you'll see what I mean XD

penguinz0:"they try to lure you in with sweets to go away from jesus but where to smart for that" penguinz0:get blown up by muffin

@blackparademistress1

2 жыл бұрын

we’re

"I am John of the Christian." - Every famous British colonist in the 1700s.

@novabova07

3 жыл бұрын

“And why were they all named John?”

@MiraSubieGirl

3 жыл бұрын

Its more Christianyyy, helps against Cacti. Were you even watching? 😒

“I bet there is going to be a lil nas X boss fight”

@AxxLAfriku

3 жыл бұрын

WARNING I am the unprettiest human YTer worldwide. Take the hint, dear lu

@opal9450

3 жыл бұрын

I burst out laughing when I heard that

@richie404

3 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku Stop

@theadeptuscustodes

3 жыл бұрын

@Spatza nobody asked you to say that

@daddyinthestreetsenpaiinth9250

3 жыл бұрын

@Spatza We're no strangers to love

"Christianity's here, and it's trying to take up all your fucking hard drive space" I've been saying the same thing for years.

@PaperPlateClorox

2 жыл бұрын

Amen

@Erick23679

2 жыл бұрын

True lol

@crumblejumble4958

Жыл бұрын

WHat are you trying to say?

The protag just starts wiggin out when the pastor projects his mastery over the temptation of man meat while Charlie shouts "Nooo!" will never cease to be funny.

@saucesaucesaucesauce1380

Жыл бұрын

*(edited)*

Goddammit, it’s Brazilian. My country never ceases to impress me

@naoki313

3 жыл бұрын

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK então

@Matheus-jv1ft

3 жыл бұрын

chegou a dar tristeza quando percebi

@guilhermevinicius6062

3 жыл бұрын

É foda mano

@ygfritz.9291

3 жыл бұрын

r/suddenlycaralho

@Murakami2077

3 жыл бұрын

Eu não deveria estar tão surpreso

“How do you beat this game without cheating?” Lmao he doesn’t know the praying IRL strat

@PaperPlateClorox

2 жыл бұрын

Funny

"John Christian is the only game my mom lets me play. She says that if i am able to beat it i may be able to join the family again. I keep trying but those sexy skeletons in the Lust level distract me every time and i keep dying. Pray for me that i am able to get past my shame and finally beat this game." - Steam reviewer

I never thought there would be a sequel, but here we are. This is truly a blessed day

@farelegy57

2 жыл бұрын

Straight from GOD himself

"Cactus is trying to make me lose faith" is probably my favourite quote of the day.

@idabthereforeiam7479

3 жыл бұрын

Mine is "Christian fisting"

This is the kind of game I would like to play on the Wii with no safety handles on

@supergamergrill7734

3 жыл бұрын

Wow man. Hardcore

@samgaither793

3 жыл бұрын

What a madlad

@agnieszkarajder2821

3 жыл бұрын

🧡 kzread.info/dash/bejne/fWuBztabgK_JdLQ.html...

@rita25y.o-checkmyvideo44

3 жыл бұрын

Because the

@rugbytimezone5480

3 жыл бұрын

Don't hurt me

"Thats all of Jesus right there" -Charlie, referring to just 5gb of data storage

THERES A SEQUEL TO JOHN CHRISTIAN

@max-jx5ne

2 жыл бұрын

He did it

And the Lord said "Shazam!", and became the God Warrior!

@rita25y.o-checkmyvideo44

3 жыл бұрын

So

Still waiting for Bible man to join the mcu

@artastic_friend

3 жыл бұрын

He’s too powerful for the mcu

@Captain_Titus3867

3 жыл бұрын

Bible man is too busy shitting on Goku

@phantom4461

3 жыл бұрын

He killed the writers just by looking at them

@iambilly1134

3 жыл бұрын

BILLY says too OP

@Captain_Titus3867

3 жыл бұрын

@Spatza ah yes let’s get straight to starting shit for no reason

8:20 That was actually pretty cool

John Christian looks like something a Vinesauce chat member would make Edit: Its even funnier to watch Charlie as an Brazilian, because he probably can't understand what is written ingame

@gabouau

2 жыл бұрын

eu so fiquei meio chateado que ele n falou nada sobre ser brasileiro no vídeo :(

@saucesaucesaucesauce1380

Жыл бұрын

*(edited)*

Today I learned: Jesus is about 5 GB strong 💪🏾

@Dino-pq9bj

3 жыл бұрын

The bots are stronger than ever

@Dino-pq9bj

3 жыл бұрын

We must fight back

@toomanyhats7141

3 жыл бұрын

@@Dino-pq9bj Eh, they’re not really accomplishing much besides giving Charlie interaction. General comments are still pretty easily navigable.

@toomanyhats7141

3 жыл бұрын

That being said, if they’re enough of an eyesore to you, you can always just report them and keep it it rolling.

@amennnz

3 жыл бұрын

@@toomanyhats7141 you're right kfp employee ;}

Only John Christian is powerful enough to exorcise these special grade demons and bring great pleasure to Jizzle Crizzle

@iamdribz4456

3 жыл бұрын

Is that a jjk reference? 😳

@reaper-hh6rj

3 жыл бұрын

Domain expansion

@bigboi8743

3 жыл бұрын

John Christian probably learned the black flash by now

@aadikandolkar

3 жыл бұрын

Even Gojo is scared of John

@handsome_potato

3 жыл бұрын

@@bigboi8743 heavens no not black flash, it's white flash.

"If god isn't real then explain this atheist" Proceed to do the Christian war scream

This game is one of 2 things, either i cant see because its too dark or i cant see because its too bright

I love how you can tell from looking at the game for two seconds that every asset is stolen.

@TheCaptainSplatter

3 жыл бұрын

Ironic.

Top 1 brazilian game for sure, how this masterpiece remained unknown until now. 🙏 Glória Deus 🙏

@andrezerbinati1701

3 жыл бұрын

Amém, irmão!!

@mateusbarbeiro3737

3 жыл бұрын

O jogo do João Cristão é magnífico

@DPedroBoh

3 жыл бұрын

But this game has yet to surpass Mineirinho's might.

@Godoberto-ny9yv

3 жыл бұрын

deus abesoe

@DenitoX7

3 жыл бұрын

Amemememememe

4:20 young boys dropping on their knees for a pastor makes me feel really uncomfortable

That’s so nice of Charlie’s dad to take interest in his gaming passion, and get him a game!

John christian is the emotional masterpiece we all deserved

slaps John Christian game, This bad boy can hold 5 gigs of Jesus in it.

@YanZ_Edits

3 жыл бұрын

Christ! Thats a lot a Jesus 🤣

@wesbluemarine7458

3 жыл бұрын

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Here recapping for the sequel

God damn. If church were like this I'd still be going.

you're not a REAL gamer unless you've played through this masterpiece

@poisonive45454

3 жыл бұрын

@@berensteinbear5916 GOTY contender tho

@rita25y.o-checkmyvideo44

3 жыл бұрын

Huhhju

Ngl, those particle effects in the game are low-key solid asf.

@davidpatterson3906

3 жыл бұрын

YO MORE LIKE *FARTICLE* EFFECTS AM I RIGHT BOIS??

@rugbytimezone5480

3 жыл бұрын

@@davidpatterson3906 OH SHIT

@loirigudo

3 жыл бұрын

Just stock unity special effect

@one.2622

3 жыл бұрын

@@davidpatterson3906 this is how a butch lesbian talks

@emissaryofcharybdis105

3 жыл бұрын

@Matix 777 Yeah this entire game is probably (definitely) 100% flipped Unity assets.

This is one of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen in my life.

@jhennyclothing

2 жыл бұрын

He just played the sequel today!

This low key could've been pretty good if it was actually polished up

Love how he’s a savage yet has a calm voice

@yungogenies4279

3 жыл бұрын

@@maximillianmusthegodofyout8573 my nigga this wasn’t necessary like what do you gain out of this💀

@MoistChungus

3 жыл бұрын

Clearly you haven’t seen Charlie angered over doughnuts

"I love these Christian games so much" ~ Jesus

@sasajungic89

3 жыл бұрын

Kind of biased but OK

"Bread is the most crucial thing in the Bible" - Jesus

"My Dad forced me to buy a christian game" I fixed the title

Charlie: "God told me to buy this game" God: "Leave me outta this, Charlie"

Never felt more proud of my country for conceiving this masterpiece

@echonoir_

3 жыл бұрын

Im assuming its brasil?

@MrXmoda

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you

@tomrawlins8214

3 жыл бұрын

i thought it was from a spanish country lol

@el.pibedelrock

3 жыл бұрын

Maradona es mejor que Pelé

@lilim364

3 жыл бұрын

@@el.pibedelrock dude Pelé is pretty hated in Brazil for the shit he's done, he's not really a national icon as some foreigners may think lol

4:40 catholic church kind of game XD

the live action bible

Charlie receiving a gift from his dad is so heartwarming

The fact that this is a brazilian game makes it so much better

@nuclearbomb9483

3 жыл бұрын

You can smell the brazil from this kind of game.

@pato_anao1447

3 жыл бұрын

Lol, I’m brazilian and seeing charlie play this random ass game while some bible verses in portuguese pop up is really weird

@Heradd

3 жыл бұрын

@@pato_anao1447 exato kkkkk

14:11 holy shit Charlie playing the guitar

“Christianity is here and it is trying to take up all your fucking hard drive space.” Charlie is hilarious

I lost it when he goes "I remember when abraham made the holy donut pretzel climb"

God made me click this video, this is what I call a miracle

@matadias.2180

3 жыл бұрын

@Yeah Yeah no stfu

@HY-is5cy

3 жыл бұрын

@Spatza john christian is gonna beat your ass😉😡😌

@johnathansalters3966

3 жыл бұрын

@Spatza Yeah? say that to John Christian's face bud 😠

@waitwhat0205

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@YourLocalAverageSquidMan

3 жыл бұрын

@Spatza Okay. but don't let this distract you from the fact that and anime is false hope, and anime waifu isn't real, and if you think otherwise then you're are just wrong. and that's just the facts. Your anime waifu isn't real, will never will be real, and that's the undebatable truth.

Came here to see the first again to watch the newest one 🤣

i started laughing at the "Little Nas" thing you said at the start lmao

This is how my parents beat faith into me.

@torstenw5723

3 жыл бұрын

Oh? Yours didn't use fists and belts?

@trigdude7390

3 жыл бұрын

@@berensteinbear5916 cringe

@user-lu2ez5ot5s

3 жыл бұрын

Why do you americans have these issues with being religious or atheist? Yall make it your whole personality

@papahairy5315

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-lu2ez5ot5s because they have no personality

@jarlboof

3 жыл бұрын

@@berensteinbear5916 like you

Of course Charlie would be able to unlock the speedrun strats for this game, he unlocked resurrection a long time ago

13:33 This guy beat Smaug and the Balrog, insane but nothing should be underestimated when you have the power of the bible on your side

10:36 “Oh no they’ve gone to far, is that a hoagie?”

"i can't stray from the lords path" LMAOOOOO

On the third day he rose again and said “On April 16 2021 Moistcritkal must buy a John Christian”

Charlie’s quotes at 8:39 is so great that I started quoting it.

“What the fuck is this!? The temptation of the flesh? Nooooooo!” 🤣

11:45 behold. the boogie demon.

I’m convinced Charlie’s goal is just to find a viable speed run strategy for every shitty game he finds

@Skarwind

3 жыл бұрын

And I can respect it.

@STNGR4Y

3 жыл бұрын

@F*СК MЕ - СНЕCK МY РR0FILЕ Gh to you too

@rita25y.o-checkmyvideo44

3 жыл бұрын

Good morning

@bruh......2005

3 жыл бұрын

These bots are fucken annoying

@bruh......2005

3 жыл бұрын

These bots are fucken annoying

Not many people know this but this is actually what goes down every Sunday in church. People just walk in with golden armor, triple jump into the air and shoot lightning out of their hands

My theory on the foods in the... food level: Bread because Jesus Donuts because it's the first thing you learn to make in Blender so probably also the first free or cheap food asset you see And pizza because it's the most generic way you can say "look kids, we know what you're into!"