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@ugandanmetalsonic8879

Жыл бұрын

alcohol

@ThatOneCatGamePlayer

Жыл бұрын

Me when the when me the when me the when me when the when

@berserk9968

Жыл бұрын

It's uhh.. unavailable

@elizabethkass49

Жыл бұрын

FYI welcome to the beginning of the end of days

@dchhhadarklight2428

Жыл бұрын

Where's the God fanfic comment?

"I'm starting to see why Lucifer left now" is my favorite line in any vid ever

@elo8275

4 жыл бұрын

StarStrike Arts YES I LOVED THAT TOO

@Toadmelon

4 жыл бұрын

9:02

@_pyxeled

4 жыл бұрын

@watermelon• •tree thank you so dang much

@ihavelemonade5640

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Toadmelon

4 жыл бұрын

@@_pyxeled np

Angel attempts to say f word Demons: *Carefully, he's a hero*

@payten1081

4 жыл бұрын

Sasuke why...why are you-? never mind

@NoMic_YouTube

4 жыл бұрын

69 likes. Nice.

@Firepup740

4 жыл бұрын

@@NoMic_KZread it's up to 420 now. You're welcome.

@tychus1018

3 жыл бұрын

No you are

God: Take a stick Angel: Yes... God: *_G I V E I T L E G S_*

@simon3256

2 жыл бұрын

get stick bugged

@wolfiadarkangel

2 жыл бұрын

I get what it means just legs and I hate it..

@sigisoltau6073

2 жыл бұрын

@@wolfiadarkangel You hate bugs? Then you gonna love the ones we got here. One is like a Bumblebee but slightly larger, louder and get right into your face, slowly. You first hear it coming, next thing you know it's hovering in front of your face.

@Skoolitz

2 жыл бұрын

@@sigisoltau6073 they mean the stick bug meme ( *i think* )

@vaguelywukong

Жыл бұрын

get stick bugged lol

I love how the relationship between the devil and the demon is healthier than God's with that angel.

@jared-2

Жыл бұрын

It's because the Devil and God here are the exact same, but the angel is good and the demon is evil.

God creating Gordon Ramsay God: take one of those humans we made. Angel: okay. God: now have them be an amazing chef. Angel: good so far God: now make them have the temper of a Wolverine in traffic x the rage of a thousand suns. Angel:ugh... anything else God: make him really nice to kids

@lordfelidae4505

4 жыл бұрын

GoldenGate Productions God: OH, I know! The reason he’s angry is he HATES people being lazy or bad at food, and will rip them to SHREDS if they fail to meet his standards.

@coreythecasualoddity2734

4 жыл бұрын

Lord Felidae Angel:... WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?!?

@NokonMizuki

4 жыл бұрын

No one remove this number!!! They took the sacred number away😭💔😭

@225_sonic

4 жыл бұрын

Darkener Plays what 69

@yokitheshiba8705

4 жыл бұрын

And make him never finding the lamb sauce

"I'm starting to see why Lucifer left" Me: hold up

@grimwolf7757

4 жыл бұрын

Same 😂

@naomischwarcz4617

4 жыл бұрын

**Le sigh**

@bonbon7335

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@JohnDoe-du1ks

4 жыл бұрын

I read this as soon as I heard it in the video

@SnackGuy2Star

4 жыл бұрын

That means...

The best joke Angel :" God damnt it " God:"IAM RIGHT HERE"

(God when he creates giraffes) God: hey you know that brontosaurus? Angel: yeah? God: make a horse version. Angel: what

@lemonyship96

2 жыл бұрын

I got it G:remember the brontosaurus A:Yeah what about it? G:make it a horse A:the fuck G:now throw the 80s on it A:What the hell are the 80s

[God creating ravens] G:see that bird? Make it all black A: okay G: make it smarter than others A: ooo G: Make it Rip out peoples eyes sometimes A: OH MY-

@teresateruel5400

4 жыл бұрын

wait what happened to God's Therapist what happened oh no that's why it got worse

@LadyMythos315

4 жыл бұрын

No wonder Ravenclaws are smart

@kaylynhandley1920

4 жыл бұрын

Also make it collect shiney things :3

@kayissaaa

4 жыл бұрын

also make it live like... centuries

@bigmantyrone1728

4 жыл бұрын

HOW DID YOU KNOW

God makes teddy bears: G: Take a bear A: ok G: make it small and lovable A: aw, finally something cute and normal G: now take out its organs and replace it with fluff. A: *dials therapist* Send help

@Angel-zz6it

5 жыл бұрын

Proto Playz but didn’t humans create the teddy beer

@CyndaReal

5 жыл бұрын

GAGAGA lmao

@TunaFIZH-lp1lk

5 жыл бұрын

LOL!!!! LMAOOOOO

@maxzapsgamingzepzeap2337

5 жыл бұрын

@@Angel-zz6it Who do you think gave Humans the idea?

@Angel-zz6it

5 жыл бұрын

MaxZaps Gaming idk

I love that God sounds like he has a drinking problem and just made things out of boredom

God creating honey badgers God: So you know skunks right? Angel: Yeah? God: Now make it so it has beef with everything that has a heartbeat. Angel: What? God: Did I stutter?

@Wyi-the-rogue

Жыл бұрын

I think you mean “make it animal doom slayer except instead of killing demons it IS THE DEMON A.”

God: Okay, take a slug. Angel: Alright. God: *Put a rock on it's back.*

@genericyoutubecommenter589

3 жыл бұрын

A: why would you- G: also the rock is hollow and it lives in the rock

@pico3540

3 жыл бұрын

@@genericyoutubecommenter589 lol

@pico3540

3 жыл бұрын

@extrez lol

@imerisnoteris

3 жыл бұрын

"and make sure it sounds like a cat in a tv show about a sponge"

@china-rj4pg

3 жыл бұрын

@@imerisnoteris s:no

I’ve always found it funny that a horse with a horn doesn’t exist, but a Big yellow horse with brown spots, a blue tongue, and a crazy neck does.

@joseluisborreroaledo7283

3 жыл бұрын

By the logic of evolution, horses being herbivores males it so the horn would only be used as deer's horns, to intimidate and find a partner, while the giraffe got the neck because in the habitat they habited there were tall trees, making them evolve with long necks and legs, I know it's a joke btw

@kronazmusic5497

3 жыл бұрын

@@joseluisborreroaledo7283 bro shut up you ruined the joke

@CheddarCheeseRebirthed

3 жыл бұрын

@@kronazmusic5497 he knows that it's a joke, why are you being aggressive

@kronazmusic5497

3 жыл бұрын

@@CheddarCheeseRebirthed he ruined the joke by explaining it

@CheddarCheeseRebirthed

3 жыл бұрын

@@kronazmusic5497 yeah but there's no need to be aggressive bro

[god making axolotls] g: so take a lizard. a: ok nothing off so far. g: give them six little antenna's on the side of their head. a: here we go.... g: and make them live only in water and their see through as babies. a: oh, this is an interesting mix i guess.

I like how not even 10 minutes into the video God just starts sounding drunk out of his mind and the Angel is so done with his shit lmao

I love how Satan treats his intern better than God does lol

@saintlucifer1040

4 жыл бұрын

I left fot a reason buddy

@ShotoTodoroki-sq6yw

4 жыл бұрын

Nate Harris Assuming they switched roles there 😂

@ThatOneKate

4 жыл бұрын

That why hes better

@ShotoTodoroki-sq6yw

4 жыл бұрын

DemonicWeeb AMV ikr

@parvanehchristensen3587

4 жыл бұрын

Trigger warning kankri

It all started with a lil kitten

@IamaPERSON

5 жыл бұрын

And it grew into a mighty lion, proud and strong, yet warm and gentle.

@ClamS3N

5 жыл бұрын

We're almost there: Kitten on a stair Lime and a pear Lipstick on a pear Wizard at a fair God and his lair

@IamaPERSON

5 жыл бұрын

@@ClamS3N SQUIDWARD ON A CHAIR!

@sirsesamesalad

5 жыл бұрын

Fedora hue

@erinstiles5244

5 жыл бұрын

Vincent Ros2 l

**God making the mantis shrimp** God: So you know that one show where the guy beats everyone with one punch? Angel: Yeah? G: That but a shrimp. A: W-what? G: *ONE PUNCH SHRIMP* G: Also give them sextuple vision and a different type that instead of punching has sword hands. A: How will any of that work G: If you question me one more time I will cut your pay A: Sir you don’t pay me, also money doesn’t exist yet

God creating anteaters: God: take this bear and make it small Angel: Ok God: then make its face really long Angel: Ok? God: and then give it claws that can kill jaguars Angel: *distant screeching*

God creating fireflies: God: So you know flies? Angel: Yeah... God: Put a light bulb on it's ass. Angel: what God: *FLYING LIGHTBULB*

@jimpojojo

3 жыл бұрын

God : And also make it dangerous to eat! Angel : what the fuck

@ilikepie4685

3 жыл бұрын

God: Also make sure they have imposters that eat each other.

@t2hk_

3 жыл бұрын

@@behemoth6940 that's your opinion.

@t2hk_

3 жыл бұрын

@@behemoth6940 I can't be sure if you're talking about my joke or the first reply but either way swearing isn't something that can ruin a joke. Unless it's too excessive.

@violent4951

3 жыл бұрын

@@behemoth6940 swearing doesn't ruin the joke but it makes it even MORE funny bc Angels and God don't swear (if you believe in them)

God: Okay, take a human." Angel: "Okay . . seems normal so far." God: "Now, name him . . Markus Persson, but he'll be known as Notch" Angel: "A little weird, but okay." God: "Now . . have him make a game called . . Minecraft, and everyone LOVES it." Angel: "Wh- . . how is a VIDEO GAME gonna impact anything?!" God: "You'll see . . !"

@scoobersceeber9021

4 жыл бұрын

Make everyone hate it for like, 5 years. Why? Then everyone loves it so much that they tell 9 year olds who play another game which I'll call Fortnite to kill themselves. *screaming*

@Hanarchy23

4 жыл бұрын

G: oh and make the creator racist!

@rookc.8875

4 жыл бұрын

@@Hanarchy23 ?

@funnylittlecreature

4 жыл бұрын

Ford F-150 bad take

@lestatsgirlypop

4 жыл бұрын

@@Hanarchy23 please...dont make me uninstall minecraft from my phone, please, dont tell me nothing is racist. No..dont ruin my childhood for me.

I just realized how similar Plankton and drunk/tired God sound

[God Creating Cows] G: Take a horse. A: Okay. G: Make it brown and white. A: Uh okay- G: And make it 2x bigger than a horse. A: *WHAT THE HELL?!*

@MacTechG4

Ай бұрын

G; AND MAKE IT DELICIOUS!

God making me: God - Take a human. Angel - Ok? God - Give him a _slightly_ higher intellect. Angel - Umm... why? God - Now give him narcissism and make him feel worthless at the same time. Angel - ...what. God - Now make him watch us creating things almost daily. Angel - WHAT NO OUR PRIVACY

@raidentheradiant1724

4 жыл бұрын

69 likes

@allisforgotten2333

4 жыл бұрын

*_do you mean me_*

@asu_meii

4 жыл бұрын

Astrum OS me all the way

@aromanticfranziskavonkarma

4 жыл бұрын

M O O D

@waitingfortheequinnox

Жыл бұрын

This is still- still me

God creating ferrets: God: Take a cat and a snake Angel: Okay God: Combine them Angel: Alright God: AND MAKE THEM STEAL STUFF Angel: WHY

@RayOLight

4 жыл бұрын

yayos It should be God: Take a cat and a death noodle

@8bitdill245

4 жыл бұрын

Make them walcc

@Dumb_Killjoy

4 жыл бұрын

G: And make them really easy to clog. Like, if it eats something that should be harmless, like a large crumb, it will die. A: WHY? G: Cause why not!! A: *screams*

@ABANDONED23456

4 жыл бұрын

God: AND MAKE THEM SUPER FUCKING VICIOUS! Angel: WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS!?

@Skye1421

4 жыл бұрын

And Walcc

"Bartleby!? Can you convince a ferret to fsck a possum?!" I'm so happy I was already on the toilet when my phone shouted this one out...

“I learned my lesson after danger noodle land.” No sir, no you did not.

Satan creating Phoenixes: Satan: You know those hawks god created last week? Demon: Yeah? Satan: Set it on fire.

@articusramos808

4 жыл бұрын

God calls Satan: I LIKE YOUR IDEA! BUT also....make it explode in a violent explosion when it dies!!!!!!! AND THEN IT REVIVES!!!!! Angel: WHAT?! Satan: YES!! DO IT!!!!! Demon: YEA HELL YES !!!!! Angel: ..... I'm actually ok with this

@theofficalsilentraven

4 жыл бұрын

I love this 😂

@temp6423

4 жыл бұрын

*Satan

@itsmeh_milly879

4 жыл бұрын

It's Satan

@ragglerock2682

4 жыл бұрын

Satin is a fabric

A: I see why Lucifer left- G: WHAT WAS THAT- A: NOTHING

@ghostlavender9873

5 жыл бұрын

TheGame Playz I agree with Lucifer’s decision

@Moon_Drawz

5 жыл бұрын

Ghost Lavender same

@cdcopycat997

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@introvertedspider4857

5 жыл бұрын

XD

@Justme2278j

5 жыл бұрын

WHAT WAS THAT?

9:23 Easily the best one. The way he says “A-And you know…pine cones?” Fuckin killed me XD

That ending made me cry, God damn it

[God Creating Ball Pythons] God: Take a danger noodle Angel: Here we go again.. God: Make it be able to curl in a ball when scared Angel: Okay.. let me guess, next is poison? God: *NO, Make it adorable* Angel: Oh.. I like where this is going. God: Make humans love it and it is very friendly. Angel: Whats next God: Thats it. Angel: *YES!!!!*

@marsbar999

4 жыл бұрын

God making Mexican Black Kingsnake: GOD: take the danger noodles... ANGEL: *sweating* and? GOD: and make them smaller than the pythons we made yesterday ANGEL: okay, got it...? GOD: Make them black. Entirely black. The humans will keep them as pets too! ANGEL: how can the humans find them if they're entirely black? GOD: they shine like rainbows!! ANGEL: ....ok what's the catch? GOD: nothing. They just bite if they're scared or hungry. ANGEL: ... GOD: what? ANGEL: .....Y E S!

@Silksper

4 жыл бұрын

Oh my

@NINER-bn7jh

4 жыл бұрын

God: wait I forgot one thing, then make it randomly kill one baby, one baby specifically Angel: Fuuuuuuuck

@TheSkeletalQueen

4 жыл бұрын

I agree very much with both of these

@vixtion9180

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, I can relate. *looks at snek basking in his light* yes

God making Australia: God: So take a big island... Angel: okay, pretty nor- God: now set it on fire Angel: WHAT THE FU-

@Itsjanellealiyah

4 жыл бұрын

Ooof 🤭

@somerandomfangirl555

4 жыл бұрын

* Australians join chat * I heard that, you wanker! God bless the land

@nexygamer6409

4 жыл бұрын

💀💀

@megarayquaza9054

4 жыл бұрын

Well this was a good one cuz it happened apparently

@calista_taylo_gr.9ezra832

4 жыл бұрын

Oh GO-

That ending was perhaps the most beautiful thing I had seen through this. *Problem was a certain album was right around the corner and made me realize how God didn't think it through a little longer*

1:38 I love that this implies John Cena predates kangaroos

@a_singular_nugget

Жыл бұрын

Well hes gotta learn to be invisible somehow

[God creates OCs] God: Okay, give the people the power of art. Angel: Okay, that sounds great. God: Now, give them the power of life within their art. Angel: What? You do realize we can't stop them of what or who they create. God: Exactly. Angel: Why would you still allow them? God: Cause at this point, they will hate reality.

@dawnmatesandcrew6867

4 жыл бұрын

God: and make some be super overpowered

@allan5085

4 жыл бұрын

Angel: God, You do realize what you are crea- God: Did I Stutter?

@ionzm4612

4 жыл бұрын

In my country ocs means Omul cu Șobolani,basicly a man with rats

@CBRN-115

4 жыл бұрын

What's an OC?

@sketchyzayaart

4 жыл бұрын

Original character. A character you created

God creating germs and viruses: G: *lip shmacc* mini death bugs A: wha- G: *MINI. DEATH. BUGS.* A: o-ok...

@blackfoxstudios4101

4 жыл бұрын

TUXEDO BIRDS VS. MINI DEATH BUGS WHO WILL WIN?!

@frog3262

4 жыл бұрын

Why does it spell out Gaga... kinda like it tho

@fluffyunicrn7621

4 жыл бұрын

@69 Oh flip a pancake

@Karmeon1982

4 жыл бұрын

God making coranavirus God: remember the cold virus Angel:yes God:make it deadlier Angel:ok God:make it look like a blob with long bristles Angel:what is wrong with you

*On a peaceful evening, God sits on his cloudy throne with solace. Ever since Bartleby and Owen left to create for themselves on Earth, he's felt a little lonely, not to mention bored. With tears in his eyes, he looked at a little photograph on a small table containing himself and his two traumatized Angels, with Bartleby nervously waving to the camera with his eyes closed and Owen sneering next to him as God holds them close. He sighs and asks himself, "What if I just hire another guy?" But he trashes that idea, feeling a little too out of it to find another apprentice. Suddenly, he decides to just create a little sandbox to screw around in. Perhaps he could even call it a "sister project," or something like that. Just as he's about to make said side project, he trips over a little bump in the clouds and falls on his face. Luckily, the clouds are so soft that his celestial face is completely unharmed, but he's still a little annoyed, uttering a mumbly "Me dammit."* *He gets up, unnecessarily rubbing his uninjured forehead, and he notices the bump is actually a slender and scaly thing.* "What the frick," *God asks, reaching out to the scaly thing. Suddenly, a huge snake springs from the clouds, horribly hissing,* "HOWDY MATE!!" *It's the Serpent! Err, wait, or is it Lucifer in his snake form? Eeehh, it's too confusing.* "Um... Hi," *God asks, a little confused,* "what the heck are you doing here? And how can you talk? I didn't give you the ability to speak! Err, well, *Owen* didn't give you talking abilities, I mean." "Well, why not," *the Serpent replies,* "I mean, I've been bored outta my fuckin' melon ever since I messed with that hot, naked chick way back then. What was her name again, Eva?" *Although God is a little annoyed with the Serpent, he kinda likes the cut of his moxy.* "I like the cut of your moxy, Serpent," *God said. See? I told you. You probably thought I was lying.* "I don't have any assistants or Angels to pitch ideas with at the moment, so I'm thinking, how about you and I create some stuff in the meantime?" "Uuuuhhh, I would, but, uh, I dunno how t'do dat," *the Serpent laments. God shrugs and snaps his fingers, and a strange, inexplicable, "powerful" feeling surges up the Serpent's spine.* "HOLY CRAPABBLES," *the Serpent exclaims,* "THAT WAS AWESOME!" "You ready to create some stuff now," *God asks, smirking with a raised eyebrow. The Serpent gives a humble salute and pulls out a pen and paper.*

Oh my goodness, I'm a Christian, and I find this hilarious. Maybe it's your delivery, but I can't stop chuckling or even laughing at some of these!

(God making cheetahs) God: Ok so take a cat... Angel: Got that. God: make it big! angel: I don’t like where this is going… God: give it pretty spots! Angel: not as bad as I tho- God: *make it speed*

@balloonboy_321

4 жыл бұрын

MAKE. IT .SPEED!!!! (Edit) wow... my reply got highlighted... cool!

@Kuriboh1008

4 жыл бұрын

So big boy spotted Lightning McQueen cats?

@slug4301

4 жыл бұрын

suicune boy 15 exactly

@Kuriboh1008

4 жыл бұрын

@@slug4301 and lemme guess... it's aggressive and carnivorous?

@slug4301

4 жыл бұрын

suicune boy 15, yes, but its nice to baby speed bois

God making anglerfish: "Hey remember that glowstick I made?" "Yea-" "Shove it in a fishes brain" "Anthing *ELSE....?"* "aha.... AHHAA.... AND 1000000 TEETH IN IT AND MAKE IT A LIVING NIGHTMARE" "Whispers: *smh* your the real living nightmare"

@tylerschenk4043

3 жыл бұрын

And make it big. Like the size of a car. Yeah..

@flamingcat1101

3 жыл бұрын

@@tylerschenk4043 most of them are like. The size of a soccer ball

@blazeshroom3868

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@rosykindbunny1313

3 жыл бұрын

@Kyran Short It's a summer job.

@quinnw919

3 жыл бұрын

“Anything else?” “Make the males attach themselves to the females and die of starvation because they can’t do anything.” “You sick fu-“

God making sloths: God: take a monkey. Angel: alright. God: make it have a cute round face. Angel: okay cute… God: give it lots of fur. Angel: Sounds like the cutest one yet! God: *Make it so lazy it grows algae on its fur and has murder claws* Angel: of course…

(God making sea urchin) G: so you remember hedgehogs? A:**looong sigh** yes G: how about we make a underwater one? A: and it doesnt have legs and the only way of Them to move is the waves? G: i see you now understand me c:

God creating Goose God: Angry ducks Angel: Wha- God: Did I stutter Angel: Fine

@Charmsaldc

4 жыл бұрын

Also make them steal keys

@LTD538

4 жыл бұрын

l o n g r n e c

@death2123

4 жыл бұрын

Ladasha IMVU G: make an entire game about them A: what in the fuck

@justgrayyyy6589

4 жыл бұрын

God: OH and make them attack small children Angel: wait why God: shhhhh and make a game Angel: ok... God: and don't name it. Angel: ... God: mAkE tHeM hAvE tHe PoWeR tO rUle ThE wOrLd Angel: that's kinda violent God: *peace was never an option*

@matthewellison1025

4 жыл бұрын

replytomeifgay Angel: what!?

[God creates chupacabra] G: Vampire wolves. A: say what again- G: *VAMPIRE WOLVES!*

@KhanhNguyen-mh5ec

5 жыл бұрын

PunLivesMatter ÒwÓ God: And make it target sheeps!

@hunterowl1756

5 жыл бұрын

A: What else, do you want his eyes to glow? G: Oh great idea A: Damnit G: Also, make it so no one believes in it

@KhanhNguyen-mh5ec

5 жыл бұрын

Hunterowl17 5 God: And make sure anyone who can see them are considered crazy.

@thereisalwaysarainbowafter1364

5 жыл бұрын

Khanh Nguyen Angel: you son of a bit-

@hunterowl1756

5 жыл бұрын

G: Now let's make a plesiosaur that lives in a tiny loch!

i love how the goofiest of videos always have the most moving endings

I like how the angels are always complaining but still do it

"I start to understand why Lucifer left" xD

@audricanimations9470

4 жыл бұрын

Now i think hell is better than heaven. *sigh*

@ThisReynaRose

4 жыл бұрын

Hell is always better *>:3*

@TheSkeletalQueen

4 жыл бұрын

Well of course! My father if better than God

God making Satan G: "Evil." A: "...wHaT?-" G: *"E V I L ."*

@insertepicusernamehere1040

3 жыл бұрын

A: WHY DO YOU WANT IT TO BE EVIL? G: _BECAUSE I SAID SO._ A: **Gulp** Okay, what else..?- G: Make it have long ass horns A: But wh- G: S H U S H A: ;-; A: okay.. What else?- G: Make it live in a hot ass place A: wha- G: And make it have minions A: Okay..- what's it gonna be called? G: Devils. A: Okay then-

@B1LLC1PH3R

3 жыл бұрын

@@insertepicusernamehere1040 FELLOW ALBERTO WORSHIPPER

@insertepicusernamehere1040

3 жыл бұрын

@@B1LLC1PH3R HAI

@professinalidiette5926

3 жыл бұрын

sorry to brek the funny bUt- Satan was once a angel, but he committed the worst of the worst of sins I cant remember what it was. Satan was kicked out of hell and took some angels with him Thus The Devil and his demons

@sixx6789

3 жыл бұрын

@@professinalidiette5926 so shouldn’t they look like angels?

NO CAUSE IM LITERALLY CRYING BC OF THE END????? I WASNT READY FOR THAT?????

What was I expecting when he brought up Brazil? and how did he perfectly summarize what the stereotype here is? Anyways so the war between how to spell cookie has been settled, if it has no filling/frosting it's called "Bolacha" and if it has filling/frosting it is called "Biscoito"

God making tortoises: G: Take a turtle A: Ok? G: Make it larger A: Seems fine enough G: And it cant breath underwater A: Damn it..

@mrdrrobotoman

4 жыл бұрын

Turtles can breath underwater either-

@bismillah5743

4 жыл бұрын

@@mrdrrobotoman lol

@krystalhosack9062

4 жыл бұрын

jorda

@ms.therapie163

4 жыл бұрын

"& it has elephant feet. Make sure it's really shy"

@Shrimpfriedpee

4 жыл бұрын

bob the irelander turtles can’t breathe underwater, they’re reptiles.

"Remember the tuxedo birds?" "Oh great..." "HAVE THEM RULE THE LAND!" I agree

@Momo_Kawashima

3 жыл бұрын

@Wesley Maxfield because I am everywhere

@pzkpfw35t84

3 жыл бұрын

@@Momo_Kawashima ah yes, the Short Tempered Gunner of the Pz.38(t)/Hetzer that cant aim for shit

@Momo_Kawashima

3 жыл бұрын

@@pzkpfw35t84 SHUT UP

@pzkpfw35t84

3 жыл бұрын

@@Momo_Kawashima n a h M o m o - c h a n

@Momo_Kawashima

3 жыл бұрын

@@pzkpfw35t84 DON'T CALL ME MOMO-CHAN

I actually live in Australia and that thing about God making Australia, sounding like he’s drunk and making it out of danger noodles, I can tell you, that is 50% accurate. Edit: that ending was very sad…

*God creating furniture* God: "Okay, so take trees" Angel: "Done" God: "Cut them up" Angel: "Kinda weird, but... Here you go" God: "Make them into various shapes" Angel: "Oh, okay, what are they for?" God: "People will use them for various purposes, such as sitting, or storing stuff" Angel: "Sounds goo-" God: "Oh, and they magically attract people's toes:

@6feetapartor6feetunder78

3 жыл бұрын

"Oh and they magically attract people's toes" funniest sh*t I've ever read in my life

@aplanenerdandagamenerd9087

3 жыл бұрын

@@6feetapartor6feetunder78 Took me a sec to get that

@mortbobkanciastostopy9038

3 жыл бұрын

@@samanthabishop6251 how old are you? I mean if you are young its explainable

@starrrzzz2905

3 жыл бұрын

Ouch, my pinkie toe.

@mortbobkanciastostopy9038

3 жыл бұрын

@MCCHICKEN E you'd need to stub your toe every second for 22 years straight

God: "I learned my lesson after Danger Noodle Land." Narrator: "Little did the intern know, he had *not* learned his lesson."

That ending was genuinely emotional.. WHY WAS THAT GENUINELY SADDENING?!

"Make them unable to enjoy anything for a week Demon: Just a week in their whole lifetime? Devil: every month!" Me: *rage intensifies^

God creating 2020 G: Hey I'll be on holiday A: Ok G: So Devil will be in charge A: Ok... WAIT WHAT!? D: *YES YES YES!!!*

@cheeezz4404

3 жыл бұрын

and then when god came back D: desctruction! domination! yes yes yes

@kitkatbreaker1270

3 жыл бұрын

God:comes back Devil:why do I here boss music?

@NonBinaryLemon

3 жыл бұрын

Devil: ok let's get started! First off, deadly deisese called corona-virus. Ok? A: WHAT NO D: I'm. In. Charge. A: oh shi- this is gonna be bad.

@GachaLifeGirl

3 жыл бұрын

@@kitkatbreaker1270 G: WHAT THE F*CK, SATAN!?!? I TOLD YOU TO BE REASONABLE WITH THE HELL YEAR!!!! **sigh** I’ll take the carrot out of office to make sure the world doesn’t burn since he CLEARLY doesn’t care about the DEADLY VIRUS YOU MADE!!!!

@kitkatbreaker1270

3 жыл бұрын

@@GachaLifeGirl D: oh ya about that,he's not willing to leave office

"I'm starting to see why Lucifer left" Best thing I've heard today.

@shiratama2681

3 жыл бұрын

Satan's done with god's crud

17:22 Way too nostalgic. Very good memories😆😄😆

15:37 As a Canadian I can confirm that, most Canadians are nice most of the time, moose are in fact everywhere, it is very cold 98% of the time, and that I will get VERY violent when it comes to ice hockey

God creating Florida: God: Okay, we need a new state for the U.S. Angel: *Sigh* God: Make it have lots of sunshine. Angel: Got it. God: BEAUTIFUL beaches. Angel: Oh, wow. God: And a really fun amusement park. Angel: This seems kind of ni- God: Now make it humid and rain all the time, but when it's not raining, it is a giant oven. Angel: BUT WHY- God: And everyone from there is crazy. Angel: *Inhale*

@LilithGrace13

5 жыл бұрын

As being someone from Florida, this is so accurate that it hurts.

@user-jc8by2wj8g

5 жыл бұрын

Hannah Brown Yeah it is pretty accurate

@mcfydsbgt9180

5 жыл бұрын

This....is so accurate...so true

@GenesisDoesGacha

5 жыл бұрын

Now I know why Flamingo is like that

@Yeabruh666

5 жыл бұрын

When u say crazy u mean all of the serial killers right

God creating me: G: You know depression? A: yes...? G: you know anxiety? A: don’t do this. G: mix em together in a human.

@thegayestbitch8032

4 жыл бұрын

Same though

@jadelynncoyle6673

4 жыл бұрын

Yes! Exactly right!

@ProfessionalGoober

4 жыл бұрын

G: Actually, make it about 40% of the population A: Why, WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS!? WHY DO YOU HATE ME AND EVERYBODY ON EARTH!?

@eddiekaspbraksfannypack137

4 жыл бұрын

Sorta like mine. G: Give her anxiety, make her constantly sad, kill her mom at age 5, make her father leave her for 7 years, whenever he’s about to see her again make him get hit by a semi truck when she’s 9, easily hatable, obsessed with anime and Harry Potter, just make her fucked up in general. A: ...what the hell is wrong with you?

@stevenpriest7309

4 жыл бұрын

Add woman repellent

why did the ending nearly make me cry😭 it was so wholesome

I can't, the ending is so adorable and wholesome-

Satan creating printers Satan: make basically me but in a machine form Demon: you are such a genius master

@____N____

5 жыл бұрын

But make most cats like them.

@madgirlbitchingboutstuffs4344

5 жыл бұрын

@@____N____ would be akward if demons didn't like Saten.

@RileyA.

4 жыл бұрын

@@madgirlbitchingboutstuffs4344 oof

1:53 me after my friend says something sussy:

After watching the entire hour, I wasn’t expecting the end- I feel genuinely saddened by the end of it. I didn’t think I’d feel that way… Now that’s aside, this entire series was really well done! Enjoyed every moment of it, including the creation of the memory at the end.

God making women: God: make them look pretty good Angel: ok cool God: *and make them randomly secrete blood*

@chaosdisembodied5483

3 жыл бұрын

Why God why?

@anonymousweirdo4207

3 жыл бұрын

And make their blood impossible to clean!

@chaosdisembodied5483

3 жыл бұрын

@@anonymousweirdo4207 hat do you mean by that?

@anonymousweirdo4207

3 жыл бұрын

pumpkin spices ever tried to clean blood?

@chaosdisembodied5483

3 жыл бұрын

@@anonymousweirdo4207 I'm doing it now

(God creating armadillos) G: Tactical assault possums A: What G: *I SAID TACTICAL ASSAULT POSSUMS*

@Goldenrod6901

5 жыл бұрын

And give leprosy to those who eat it

@aresolaivar1255

5 жыл бұрын

lol

@toothpasteeater4145

5 жыл бұрын

@@Goldenrod6901 I am offended, raptor draws

@toothpasteeater4145

5 жыл бұрын

I like the new nickname

@Ray-hk1zm

5 жыл бұрын

@@toothpasteeater4145 So maybe don't get eaten? It's a pretty simple solution, and works for both sides, you silly tactical assault possum!

21:51 As a missionary's kid who grew up in Estonia, I can confirm that no one has heard of it. So hearing it mentioned anywhere brings a smile to my face! :D

Thank you for the information!

God making murder hornets God: Hey remember those wasps Satan made? Angel: Oh no. God: Make them bigger and orange.

@microwave5127

4 жыл бұрын

Murder hornet is a made up term by idiots

@thepigeonsofthepacificnort2268

4 жыл бұрын

TylerA it’s actually a made up term by people who saw them “murdering” bees, hence MURDER hornet

@congaberry

4 жыл бұрын

G: Also make them murder bees :) A: *I fucking k n e w it would get worse..*

@fe_hann

4 жыл бұрын

Satan: Finally you respect me

@5cvc

4 жыл бұрын

Angel: what's the name..? God: Japense giant hornet Angel: WHAT DID THE JAPENSE DO? God: dO nOT QUEstIoN mE!1!1!!!11

(Making allergies) God: remember the humans Angel: yeah God: Ok so select a few of them... Angel: ok so far so good God: and make it so that whenever they touch random things or eat random foods they suffocate and die! :) Angel: God: WHATCHA WAITING FOR GO

@charlenegracerea7947

3 жыл бұрын

*Angel Left The Game*

@Claramoo

3 жыл бұрын

*Angel Left The Chat*

@serendipity6235

3 жыл бұрын

Me when I touch dogs or cats

@ghostnebula8805

3 жыл бұрын

Animals can have allergies. For example: my dog is allergic to human dander.

@mingimoiaspioon3786

3 жыл бұрын

@@ghostnebula8805 ok

I came back to this for about the third or fourth time to listen to it again. I'm sure I've commented on it but BY GOD 😀 this is one of the funniest damn things on youtube!

57:00 cried my eyes out, love coming back to this for the laughs and this moment

It sucks.....because... I live in.... DANGER NOODLE LAND

@rachelduncan9170

5 жыл бұрын

I live in Drunk potato land. So many drunkards...

@liazzyfun4799

5 жыл бұрын

At least satan had mercy on you and didn’t put the lava there

@evilbabyarra7780

5 жыл бұрын

GIMME ALL OF THEEMMMMM

@sir_taco-bq2mv

5 жыл бұрын

O god be careful

@thegodofcheese3164

5 жыл бұрын

Oof

God making dogs G: Get a wolf. A: Here it comes... G: Make it less evil. A: Oh, this ain't bad actually! G: Make humans enslave them. A: There it is. G: And make it eat it's own throw up. A: *_Son of a BIT-_*

@calmandcollecting9841

5 жыл бұрын

A bitch is a female dog... IRONY

@pissganger6612

5 жыл бұрын

And it’s poop and literally everything’s poop

@SPastaL

5 жыл бұрын

G: Give it the tendency to bury it's face in the colon of any and all living creatures! A: ...u-uh... S-sir?! Why d- G: DON'T QUESTION ME OR MY METHODS!!

@queenkaterose

5 жыл бұрын

that was my dog (before the great flea infestation when we had to give her away we also live in an apartment so we don't have a back yard)

@queenkaterose

5 жыл бұрын

@@calmandcollecting9841 it also means pregnant female dog

I love this so much oml. The fact that it was entertaining and witty for a full hour, the voice acting was fantastic throughout and never once reminiscent of those cringy dubs that try way too hard, and after all that brilliant satire it pulled a Deep Moment™️ and genuinely almost made me tear up at the end. Plus I kept imagining the scenes in the Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss animation style XD. 11/10✨✨✨

I always forget that this ends sad and it hits just as hard every time

Favorite line Angel: im starting to see why Lucifer left..

@rossmoonlighthamilton6428

5 жыл бұрын

Mine is ' bigger then a real set of badonkers '

@lynxweatherall7114

5 жыл бұрын

I agree

Satan: hey God can I make something? God: sure, go right ahead Satan: *makes wasps* And that’s the story of why Satan was banished to hell

@maurobrunno6032

4 жыл бұрын

the day lucifer became a fallen angel

@BookWormiest

4 жыл бұрын

He also made hornets ;(

@___________11121

4 жыл бұрын

Kawaii ShortCake hornets are a type of wasp

@peakzen5870

4 жыл бұрын

No gooses

@andromenagalaxy7131

4 жыл бұрын

hornets are the asshole version of wasps as the wasp is the asshole version of bees

Oh my god that ending legit made me cry how dare you, you're amazing

NO THE END MADE ME CRY WHYYY--

I love how the order kinda tells a story through the sound of their voices, with God getting progressively higher and the angel getting progressively drunker.

@SeraphOC

4 жыл бұрын

OG angel quits, and drunken god gets a new one to do this.

@phoenix_flame2561

4 жыл бұрын

@BringbackKotorDisney And so the cycle begins anew.

God creating slugs: “Hey... you know snot?” “Yeah?” “I want that to be an animal.” “What the fu-“

@fairytale5629

4 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@giosworkshop475

4 жыл бұрын

The slimes from Minecraft are just evolved slugs

@gaygremlin9773

4 жыл бұрын

My home is infested with slugs so this is accurate

@precioussketches1008

4 жыл бұрын

LMAO 😂😂😂😂

@Tizzy_Rose

4 жыл бұрын

God creating snails: “So, remember those snot animals we made?” “Yeah?” “Put a shell on it”

1:38 I like how it implies that John Cena was made BEFORE kangaroos

This is kinda nostalgic for some reason, lol. Maybe because I watched these alot when I was younger.

God making Hornets God: Take a Bee Angel: Okay... God: Now make it bigger Angel: Hmm.. God: Make it pure evil! Angel: Okay, but why though? God: And make it Extremely painful and venomous when it stings you Angel: I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THIS

@Ampheline

5 жыл бұрын

I saw a hornet when I was hanging out with my kittens, and i got scared to hell

@Ampheline

5 жыл бұрын

@GIBBY *crash* ow yes, that's the place where i live, sad-tan. your tan is so sad you're red from embarrassment.

@aramhalamech4204

5 жыл бұрын

god when creating bumblebees god: take a bee angel: again? god: make it a little bigger. angel: oh no. I've seen enough of this already. god:make it bite most of the time instead of stinging. angel: ok... that's actually not so bad. god: make them fluffy and calm. angel: God, I think I have regained my trust in you. god: know make them very rare with a livespan of a few months and make them so they die from climate change in the 21century eventhough temperatures have only risen by 2 degrees. angel: what? god: also give them such a bad memory that they can't remember which areas they already searched for food so they always fly to places they have already been and die of starvation. angel: poor creatures. god: let them get eaten by a species of bird which the humans shall call great tits angel: I'm calling your psychiatrist right know!

@kssk8827

5 жыл бұрын

THE POWER OF A 1,000 MOONS

@TheRavensRequiem

5 жыл бұрын

@GIBBY *crash* ow Oh hey dad.

I feel like this is actually what God was like when he made earth. It just makes more sense

@mirdav7954

3 жыл бұрын

Tuxedo birds

@rhavenovoidderris4109

3 жыл бұрын

And the mother nature in a bikini sounds like him if this is true

@paul_warner

3 жыл бұрын

*God inventing farts* God: "what if they randomly made really foul odors for no reason sometimes?" Angel: "couldn't they hold it in?" God: "ooh yeah but make that painful"

@cranberryjuice3998

3 жыл бұрын

"god has a plan"

@cranberryjuice3998

3 жыл бұрын

NO THE FRICK HE DOES NOT.

the best part of this: ITS AN HOUR LONG

Whenever im in a tought spot i always go here like its a bar of some sorts it always makes me feel good and happy and the ending makes me feel that happy as well even if its that sad

God creating water God: make something that is everywhere Angle: okay God: make it so everything needs to drink it or everything dies Angle: um okay God: and make 97% of it none drinkable and 2% in glaciers and 1% in the ground and lakes Angle: the fauq

@flattio

4 жыл бұрын

my favorite angle is the 90 degree one

@nightgaurdmoved7166

4 жыл бұрын

Someone allready did this

@uprtr-um7ng

4 жыл бұрын

Angel*

@5wans

4 жыл бұрын

I can be ur angle or ur devil 😍📐

@jakesouthern4050

4 жыл бұрын

Hmmm yes *ANGLE*

God making Godzilla: G:“Ok I liked the idea of dinosaurs” A:”Cool” G:”but make it B I G G E R” A:”isn’t that biologically impossible!?” G:”AND MAKE IT SHOOT FIRE FROM ITS MOUTH!”

@ColWilBald

4 жыл бұрын

MLGODZILLA420 *atomic death lasers

@dex7676

4 жыл бұрын

G: AND MAKE LiKE 4 MORE

@irishspartanstudios

4 жыл бұрын

Not being a choosing beggar here, but that's a dragon.

@plushiibean

4 жыл бұрын

G:"Wait no, instead of fire, it's A FUCKING BEAM OF PURE ENERGY AND ABSOLUTE DESTRUCTION!!!" A:"Lucifer i wanna jo- G:"S H U T ! ! !"

@jesus_god_christ450

4 жыл бұрын

Ok you can wooosh me if you want but, I'm a Godzilla fan to the max of the max, so................ its radiation you dumb poopy face

25:49 Like Father like son☠💀☠ Like Mother like daughter☠💀☠ Like God like creation☠💀☠☠ 😊so wonderfully poetic🤣🤭🤣

I cried at the end of this.

God making blobfish: God: This piece of chewed up gum gives me an idea.

@borgertime7279

5 жыл бұрын

I dont wanna be that guy but at the depth they live they look like a normal fish

@foxytoxy8719

5 жыл бұрын

@@borgertime7279 a normal fish that's pink and has a humane face

@chessinator3000

5 жыл бұрын

@@foxytoxy8719 pretty much

@ava.marian

5 жыл бұрын

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

@memesy8622

5 жыл бұрын

@@foxytoxy8719 no they actually look like a normal grey fish. It is actually the pressure that makes them look like that, and the famous blobfish is getting killed by the pressure.