I'd feel as comfortable with her being security for my business, as Jimmy Savile being my babysitter

@patthewoodboy

Ай бұрын

@@nicotoscani1707 I'm going to use that , thanks

@grantmason740

Ай бұрын

Now then, now then!

@andrewmcgonagle6290

Ай бұрын

@@nicotoscani1707 Who knows, what does a pdfile look like?

@JohnMorten-px6my

Ай бұрын

@@grantmason740 cigar cigar, puff puff, jingle jangle, jewellery jewellery. 🤣🤣

@kevintravis5123

Ай бұрын

@@phil19852010 😂

11:20 'The police are going to move you on because you're not listening to me.' He actually thinks that is what's going to happen.

@dr_dr

Ай бұрын

Bless him, the silly little munchkin!

@RussellBrandsChin

Ай бұрын

@@Utopian_Turtletop-vn1iu 🤣

@7Lace77

Ай бұрын

​@@dr_dr 😸

@WanDerer-rr8co

Ай бұрын

Feels before realz man. New age ideology pushed upon the masses for them to adopt for themselves.

@DaedalusYoung

Ай бұрын

He doesn't realise that the police have less to say about filming than him, because of Article 10 of the Human Rights Act 1998. The police is a public authority, and they are explicitly prohibited from interfering with PA's freedom of expression. This guy can ask to stop filming (although Pure doesn't have to answer to that), but the police can't even do that.

"You're not allowed because I said" 😂😂😂 what a complete knob

@user-sr7dl6ql3z

Ай бұрын

I think he’s a very respectable person was very calm

@user-sr7dl6ql3z

Ай бұрын

Why not

@Nilzipan

Ай бұрын

​@@user-sr7dl6ql3z he was the exact opposite, nice try.

@tunez4uhickman997

Ай бұрын

Your a roofer and a photographer are you 😂😂 the guy is hilarious

@butmay1893

Ай бұрын

not a knob at all? He is obviously a kind funny man even in thids context

SO FUNNY - WHEN YOU SAID THE SEAGULL COULD HAVE A CAMERA!

@russellsaunders9502

Ай бұрын

@@nicotoscani1707 Yeah, anything is possible these days!

@MB-zl3cn

Ай бұрын

🤣😂🤣😂

@7Lace77

Ай бұрын

Look! See that seagull. 👆 He could have a camera. 😸

@John-ik1os

Ай бұрын

That is the funniest comment I have ever seen on an auditor video.🎉

@adiohead

Ай бұрын

Birds aren't real and they charge up by sitting on power lines.

Your particular unique technique never fails to generate a farce. I love it. You're hilarious.

@davidharwood9552

Ай бұрын

I must say it DJAUDITS has competition 😊

@DandelionGum1

Ай бұрын

It's such an innocent and polite demeanor, yet determined and resolute. It drives people with unwarranted notions of authority absolutely bonkers. I love it.

@anvilbrunner.2013

Ай бұрын

@@DandelionGum1 Yes. Spot on.

@DaveThompsonfairlife4all

Ай бұрын

@@davidharwood9552 DJAudits doesn't have competition. He is just a nuisance with little entertainment value. PA is actually fun to watch.

@davidharwood9552

Ай бұрын

@@DaveThompsonfairlife4all we all can watch what we like in England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 I like to see the good in all people

I love the way you make them think you're stupid while making them look stupid

@bensmith5231

Ай бұрын

I think he is though 😂

@legacy1830

Ай бұрын

@@bensmith5231he’s highly intelligent and understands the law perfectly. If you cannot see who is the idiot here then I would ask questions about you?

@Rockape2620

Ай бұрын

The only "stupid" person was the one with the camera who couldn't understand the word "NO". He's must another wannabe DJ Audits. However, he's even thicker than DJ Audits.

@paulhalkiw9875

Ай бұрын

Stupidity at its finest yu yu smile

@shanehewlett1404

Ай бұрын

​@@Rockape2620 ok all mighty intelligent one.

PMSL.. "I'm not going up, I'm staying here". Brilliant..

@ratman5229

Ай бұрын

Yes you are right I nearly fell out of my chair when he said that

@grimprawn902

Ай бұрын

Had me in stitches too !

@sweetiek453

24 күн бұрын

😅😅😅

Being stupid isn’t a matter of not knowing something, it’s the refusal to learn.

@vladimirimp

Ай бұрын

There’s a lot in this. Ignorance is not a crime - we’re all ignorant of most things. But wilful ignorance is an insult to our evolved nature.

@secondchance6603

12 күн бұрын

Ignorance is the lack of knowledge. Stupidity is the inability to understand the knowledge. An idiot is one who has access to knowledge, the ability to understand the knowledge, but chooses to not seek the knowledge.

“I’m not going up, I’m staying down here!” OMG 😂😂😂

The dynamic between yourself the welsh guy & the security lady was pure audit gold💯👏

@dee9917

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂

Who would have thought people's idiocy could be so entertaining.

@craigmooney3744

Ай бұрын

or the sheer numbers of people put in charge that refuse to learn and be better at their jobs

@MartintheTinman

19 күн бұрын

Thirty years of customer service experience lets you know

That must be the most useless security guard Ive ever seen

@Guccit865

Ай бұрын

@@beyond560 👍😂😂😂

@pauls3075

Ай бұрын

Not really useless, I mean she (I assume it was a she) ticks so many DEI boxes he's laughing.

@allanfoster5418

Ай бұрын

That terrorist fake security is a illegal dinghy diver. this one utterly totally thick as wood. 🪵 🤭

@stuartchester6899

29 күн бұрын

Shes cheap to employ .These immigrants fresh in to the UK can be employed at 20 % lower rates .This is why you find these people at the gates.Shes got her CIA pass on show which is better than most of them because they are cash in hand illegals

@MartintheTinman

19 күн бұрын

No food is getting past her though. So she's got food security covered

He just can't quite grasp that someone is telling him NO...6ft behind you fella that's your "realm" where you can boss people around...NOT off your site !! 😂

You’re not putting that up. Starts the blades and up it goes. Priceless

He'd been told on the phone there is nothing they can do, that's why he changed his tune at the end.

@Bob10009

Ай бұрын

💯

28:02 She says “why you can’t understand” I’ve not been able to understand a word she’s been saying

@barryabell5410

Ай бұрын

Vot you be vanting you no understanding me 😉🤣

@philipjones9458

Ай бұрын

That's because she's not learned the lingo.

@philldownes8685

Ай бұрын

@@philipjones9458 oh she has, that is the lingo where she lives, most of the peopel down her street are exactly the same.

@colleenmcleod5041

Ай бұрын

😂

@MartintheTinman

19 күн бұрын

He's not that easy to understand either but I don't live in the UK

10k subs Congratulations ! Well deserved.

@Exploringcornwall1

Ай бұрын

Couldn’t agree more. Congratulations!

@PureAudits

Ай бұрын

Thank you 👍 - and thanks for supporting me!

‘I’ve got lots of fingers, 6 on each hand’ 😂😂😂

@nobodyanderson4353

Ай бұрын

One of the big eared boys from the valley.

@lindsaydudden1174

Ай бұрын

6 on each hand? I don't think he can count that high!

@NJoi1one

Ай бұрын

Same as his 6 fingered sister!

@petercornish9903

Ай бұрын

And both thumbs up his arse, and a foot in his mouth, now considering he is too fat to walk, that is some contortionist feat!

He's got diddy little legs and a motor mouth. 😂

@ysgol3

Ай бұрын

😂He should commentate in the Olympic 100m finals.

@philipjones9458

Ай бұрын

And a big belly

Bully boy tried to intimidate Pure and it didn't work.. My shock at the security guard who doesn't know anything.. Her badge should be revoked..

@mobi1etone

Ай бұрын

Definitely didn't meet the 'good understanding of English' that's required for an SIA card AFAIC.

"I've come a long way on my bike" 😅😅

Oh now the pointless lady is harping in with her lack of knowledge.

Seagulls with cameras! 😂 10k subs…brilliant…well deserved my friend 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

@davidhandley9007

Ай бұрын

The seagull comment was fantastic.

@PureAudits

Ай бұрын

Thanks for this - and thanks for watching 👍

She was straight off the boat that one. Didn't even have time to get changed.

@offwiththefairies77

Ай бұрын

I actually felt a tiny bit sorry for her. Out of her depth. I blame the doughnut who hired her. As for the manager, he was funny 🤣🤣 Great video yet again P.A. look forward to the next one. Definitely one of my favourite auditors. Sometimes feel like i wanna jump through the screen at anyone being nasty to you though lol.

@craigmooney3744

Ай бұрын

problem i can see is she hasn’t been told she has no insurance for injury outside off site

@John-hx7ju

Ай бұрын

A well fed one at that!

@PureAudits

Ай бұрын

Thank You 👍

@justahumanbeing.709

Ай бұрын

@@PureAudits why are you thanking someone for a prejudiced comment?

Security cannot speak a word of English, absolutely shocking.

@Error_404_Not_Found_timed_out_

Ай бұрын

. . and the manager talks no sense, also shocking.

@Lookup2Wakeup

29 күн бұрын

Normal now, get used to it 😂

I’m not coming in. I’ve got a drone and my zoom camera. Perfect wind up.

Brilliant Audit young man. I’m going to hell for laughing 😂

Pure Audits is pure genius, never gets fazed by bullies who don’t know U.K. photography law. P.A. never raises his voice and stays cool but they don’t want to be educated.

@mikeel6074

Ай бұрын

What's the UK photography law?

soppy little taffy, I thought he was going to cry when the drone went up 😂

it's amazing how all these Companies have 'legal teams' at their disposal. "Hello legal team, we have a man here with a camera....hello........hello ......."

I see they have brought in a professional NotAlloweder to their security team!

Not knowing the law is one thing but refusing to learn is another

I can't believe she's the security 🙈

"Look at that... that Seagull could have a camera" 😂

"I've come a long way on my bike" gets me every time, should tell them a few details about your bike having 21 gears and you needed them all to cycle up and down hills to get here 🤣 keep up the great work PA 👍

“I’ll show you the website” hilarious

‘See that seagull, he could have a camera..’ 😂😂 absolutely brilliant!!

How are some people this clueless god help us

How do you keep a straight face every time you say "I`ve got a zoom camera" You have me in stitches 🤣🤣

I don't want education, save your breath I'm not interested 😂 sums it up

@blackjockofmangertonpele

Ай бұрын

What was it the Manic Street Preachers said: Libraries gave us power. That fella prefers total ignorance. What a sad bumbling twerp.

The manager fitted into his clothes 10 years ago!

Oh dear he is not listening to his female legal adviser Flown in at great expense because he does not understand oh dear

@JohnMorten-px6my

Ай бұрын

Flown in ? Boat probably.

Lol “I’m not going up, I staying here…” . So funny.

I find you hilarious Pure Audits, thanks for the 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@PureAudits

Ай бұрын

Thanks for this - and thanks for watching 👍

Manager, he would be better suited to, cleaning toilets on building sites, I would send his boss a bill for the harassment on publicly accessible land and for your valuable time wasted having to defend your legal rights. Annoying how the other two kept chipping in with stupid statements.

@ianpennington5856

Ай бұрын

He is a danger to all sheep within a 20 mile radius

@anthonybrooker2702

Ай бұрын

@@ianpennington5856 He has Welly Boots ?

@JohnMorten-px6my

Ай бұрын

@@anthonybrooker2702 yes - a size too big to take on allcomers. 🤣

What a surprise security with a great grasp of the language

Best line: "I'm not coming in your private area."

@Lookup2Wakeup

29 күн бұрын

Thank god for that ...... 😂

That was a beautiful and repeated showing of an inferiority complex. Public meltdowns are great. He struggled no matter how much PA helped him. At least he didn't lose his mind like some do.

Just started watching. Fully primed waiting for mention of the zoom camera, wafer thin drone, the hi vis and the long bike journey.

@waynepallett

Ай бұрын

dont forget im not coming in,you think im coming in

@Exploringcornwall1

Ай бұрын

…and the best wind-up of all: “ No, you think the drone is coming into your building”. Keep it up PA!

@dsds3968

Ай бұрын

I got 3.5/4 there, the drone wasn't called "wafer thin". Brilliant comedy again. I felt a bit sorry for the manager man. He was alright, just couldn't get over the idea that someone can send a drone over a factory unit.

@bobikdylan

Ай бұрын

It's only a little one.

@dsds3968

Ай бұрын

@@Exploringcornwall1 we got a new one today. When the manager suggested looking at another building we got "I'll do that later and tell them you sent me over.".

Yet another 'manager' who can't handle an alternate view to his own. "I don't want to be educated". How does he deal with employees who might question his infinite wisdom!

@WanDerer-rr8co

Ай бұрын

@@keglat1 I must say.. I tend to agree with what you are saying here. After all, is "I don't want to know". Not the pinochle of ignorance? As far as I am aware it certainly is.

I've got to go and have a lie down now after this one security didn't even know he was standing there! ( Goodness gracious me) Ginger! The seagull might have a camera F..k me I'm losing it!🤪 Got to be the funniest Auditor out there!😂😂

@dee9917

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@PureAudits

Ай бұрын

Thanks for this - and thanks for watching 👍

“ it’s all right I won’t charge you”. “ 😂

I am really enjoying your videos mate you are a breath of fresh air with this auditing. 👍

@PureAudits

Ай бұрын

Thanks for this - and thanks for watching 👍

Two LOL moments: "You're a roofer as well as a photographer now is it?" "I'll let them know you sent me".

@mayshusalmighty7858

Ай бұрын

How is it possible to be two things at the same time...??? This is madness...!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

😂😂😂 seagull could have a camera 😂 I can't unsee that now a seagull with a go pro lol 😂😂brilliant you stood your ground xx❤

Something about you clearly attracts people believing their feelings are facts, straight out their hives like busybodies in need to control everyone else. Unbelievable, but truly funny!

@jdubbleu1011

Ай бұрын

Agree. He has a knack of winding people up in the most natural of ways. It’s how he talks in a non super confident voice (raising his pitch) that make people feel like they can walk all over him. And how he keeps repeating himself oblivious to what’s being said. Haha😂

@DaedalusYoung

Ай бұрын

Because he acts like he has a vulnerability, and these types of people love to exploit people's vulnerabilities. They think they have an advantage, so they spew as much nonsense as they can come up with, hoping something will stick.

@MartintheTinman

19 күн бұрын

I film in public. In Australia. People believe they're own BS everywhere

That security guard was totally bemused. 😂😂😂

@davyjones1511

Ай бұрын

That security guard was totally clueless.

@Lookup2Wakeup

29 күн бұрын

Fresh off the dinghies, still acclimating to our wacky world.... 😂

The manager guy is probably getting a black eye in a pub fight every other weekend because someone looked at him the wrong way.

Hilarious the way you play them like a fish on a hook,

'I'm not going up. I'm staying here.' 😂Absolutely brilliant. Thank you for making me smile.😅👍

@PureAudits

Ай бұрын

Thanks for this - and thanks for your support 👍 PA

I’m getting a bit annoyed now when these creepy people think they own the sky and don’t seem to think to check what the law is.

I swear mate, you’re like a magnet for the most ignorant people on industrial estates. 😂. Keep up the good work! 👍🏻 Now DJ Audits will show up here next week and no one will even come out. 😂

@PureAudits

Ай бұрын

Thanks for this - and thanks for watching 👍

@Lookup2Wakeup

29 күн бұрын

So true. The early bird catches the worm.....😂

Apparently, in Wales you can't be a photographer and a roofer.

@Smeeagain75

Ай бұрын

You can if you've got a photographer card and a roofer card. It's the card that counts, apparently if you have a job you must have a card.

@blackjockofmangertonpele

Ай бұрын

That Mark Drakeford has got a lot to answer for.

@wintron

Ай бұрын

⁠@@Smeeagain75And if you can see it with your eyes then you must have a card for that otherwise make sure you avert your eyes the whole time. Edited my bad spelling.

'I've got plenty of fingers' Yes, but they're webbed.

Despite his insistance that he didn’t want to be educated, I think he was educated!

Comedy Gold excellent double act

KLA worried about security but meanwhile they have someone in fancy dress as an exploding black umbrella on the front desk acting as security.

Mr Entitled McFatty thinks "not listening" means when someone doesn't do what he says and he makes the grave error of thinking that he can tell people what to do, a mistake that could become costly when trying to bully the wrong person.

Your love for your Zoom camera is inspiring

@MartinHiggins1972

26 күн бұрын

It's different from a normal camera.

Ah, the old, "Because I said," law! 🤣

Glad to see immigrants are blending in seamlessly, enjoying the freedoms and laws of dear old Blighty!

@user-um1xt3kh

Ай бұрын

They can't resist wearing their traditional rags over the hi viz.

@magnetmountain33

Ай бұрын

Ha ha ha ha, sarcasm😂

@Sendthemallback

Ай бұрын

Their not blending in,they're here to wipe our Britain out,fkn wake up

Hilarious that his guy thinks he can still fit into 32 waist jeans and a medium top🤣

@annclark7015

Ай бұрын

Loved that one 👍

@karenhudson7042

Ай бұрын

Looks a bit like John travolta😂

@SarahHall-zf8sv

Ай бұрын

😂😂

@PureAudits

Ай бұрын

Thank You - And Thanks for supporting me! 👍 PA

Taffy expertly triggered & made to look a total fool.😅😅

That fella in black is full of gas

@GampyBamblor

Ай бұрын

And sheeps wool

@offwiththefairies77

Ай бұрын

...and pies.

Send in DJ Audits to go at that location

"there's stuff going on here that shouldn't be filmed..." 🤔

@Del213

Ай бұрын

Ritualistic bummings?

When a liar says you can’t do it, why do they expect you to believe them?

Good to see the mountain witch wearing a traditional Welsh shawl.

@camrs125

Ай бұрын

Welsh?…it’s a UK tradition shawl 😂

@welsh-3286

Ай бұрын

i am in my 50s my nana love knitting shawls

@philipjones9458

Ай бұрын

Thought she was Tali

@ratman5229

Ай бұрын

😂🤣😂🤣😂

@Philzoid

Ай бұрын

@@camrs125 Its also part of traditional Welsh attire so don't be so ignorant. Remember the Welsh are the indigenous Brits. The English are a mix of indigenous and invaders.

GOOD TO SEE THE LOCAL BRITISH WORKING ON SECURITY 😩

how the fuck is she a security worker, o m g

@JohnMorten-px6my

Ай бұрын

Ticked a box for cultural enrichment.

In Canada you need an English test to get Citizenship. In England they hire people who cannot speak English to talk to the public it seems.

"But I came a long way on my bike" "I'm sorry but you're gonna have to go back a long way on your bike"😂😂😂😂

It's all part of my journey 😂😂😂 solid gold

Congratulations on 10.000+ subscribers PA, I t knew it would happen and there are many more to come. 😂😂More gentle lethalness, bringing out the beardie fascism just beneath the Newport surface - I presume (and hope!) that this is from your visit a few weeks ago and that (for GOD's sake) you haven't gone back and never will! Brilliant as always and lovely footage, thank you again. PS May I just say PA that some Welsh people aren't, we hope, as gormless as him and Professor Blueshirt - the moment when he went bonkers and stood over the drone and said it would be your legal responsibility if it hit him was comedy gold 🙃

@PureAudits

Ай бұрын

Thanks for this - and thanks for watching 👍

Love it, you catch them every time - them thinking that they are so much more clever than you

He was worried as the sheep in the back were wearing lipstick

@stac1941

Ай бұрын

As a Welsh person I find this hilarious😂😂😂😂😂😂

@TheJohnnyboy21

Ай бұрын

No offence to the welch people just thought was different from the normal comments LUV to all

Boss: we need someone to work the security gate and greet people who come to our site. DEI manager: i know , get that cleaner who can’t speak English and doesn’t understand the law. Boss: she’s perfect!

@barryrichardson7051

Ай бұрын

🤣🤣

@dee9917

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂

"Sometimes its better to keep your mouth shut and act a idiot then to open it and remove all doubt".....KlA management......😂😂

I love the way they always bite.

He delayed your launch to give them time to hide the gimped up sheep away 🤣😂🤣❤️🇬🇧

Deep breath. Look at the security. Holey baby Jeebus. Sia badges are a joke.

"I'm a manager" so people have to do what I tell them, even outside our company premises. Embarrassing for KLA. What a rediculous company

"I'm not going up" 😂😂😂

Well done you for standing your ground fella ✊

You can't educate that level of ignorance and why would you have an untrained security guard who doesn't know the uk law

The ones who say its illegal are the same who tell their children to eat their veg and go to bed on time because its illegal if they dont.

@jamesf8864

Ай бұрын

I left a sprout behind on my plate at our family Christmas dinner in 2004. Only just got out of the clink last week. Learnt my lesson.

@ianhill4585

12 күн бұрын

And the ice cream van only plays his jingles when he's sold all his ice-cream.😊

That music alone makes me giggle everytime he puts the drone up! Love it! This one in particular had me laughing very loud.....something I very rarely do 😂🤣

@PureAudits

Ай бұрын

Thanks for this - and thanks for your support 👍 PA

@SueIllidge-io8jg

Ай бұрын

@@PureAudits You're very welcome PA, keep up the good work, Your sense of humour always makes me smile ♥

Love when the music kicks in and they continue to dribble on with nonsense 😂

Oh leave him alone, he's got his zoooom camera and he's come a long way on his bike!

@MartinHiggins1972

26 күн бұрын

Exactly. But sadly those facts seem to mean nothing to these people.

26mins to get the drone up for a sub two minute flight! I'd not be surprised if you were an angler the way you fish them in and build content. LOL