"I hope you get festive, sorry I meant fisted, you know my ass dyslexic" was the funniest and hardest shit I've heard in a long time

@helloisitmeurlookingfor5898

3 ай бұрын

✋😭

@kagato23

3 ай бұрын

The gang can take Dankton, but they need the whole Gang. No one fish can spit hot enough to overwhelm his fire.

@skel_raven3273

3 ай бұрын

"Dankton came to Thpit like he had a fuckin lisp, bitch" was just as clean tho

@MolkoKillStyle

2 ай бұрын

Dankton is just the best imo

@drakeduped2872

2 ай бұрын

Fistive*

Glorb has a good balance of humor and actual talent

@spongebobmiscellaneous

4 ай бұрын

Like at 2:48 💀

@Notthereyett

4 ай бұрын

@@spongebobmiscellaneous fr 😭

@matsurischlaagen1757

4 ай бұрын

@@spongebobmiscellaneous HOOLLY SHIT LMAOOOO

@Notthereyett

4 ай бұрын

@@matsurischlaagen1757 Krabs Wildin

@decentlines

4 ай бұрын

true

2:48 Hearing this for the first time genuinely made my jaw drop

@maxargon_

3 ай бұрын

Fr 💀

@ThaRealTydabest

2 ай бұрын

fr, I skipped over it the first time because the first part I thought was gon be trash, but Glorb never disappoints.

@JKennelley

2 ай бұрын

😭😭😭😭😭

@jacobnagel4640

2 ай бұрын

Same bro 😭

@ThomasZeller1

2 ай бұрын

Caught me off guard ngl

Idk if people caught on to this but even though sandy, squid ward, plankton, and krabs have their own verses in the song. Patrick and spongebob are providing most of the backing vocals for the actual hook. Loving how glorb used everyone for these tracks really making me wanting more and more

@Silvyya

2 ай бұрын

The backing vocals from both of them make it sound so cool

@migtig016

Ай бұрын

I feel like spongebob could have at least got a few bars in too tho

@maskedloser_daboi

16 күн бұрын

Even Dankton joined in on that “Falalalala lalalala”

THAT FINGER LINE WAS UNCALLED FOR

@connerhinds7254

4 ай бұрын

Word Pinocchio 🤥?

@hollowspike2337

4 ай бұрын

I was not expecting that one

@baer28

4 ай бұрын

⁠I JUST HEARD IT😭

@Subllama

4 ай бұрын

IM DYING OF LAUGHTER

@keenan4795

4 ай бұрын

It was out of nowhere

What a wholesome and relatable moment between Mr Swags and Dankton 🥰

@Collieman2

4 ай бұрын

Oh yeh when he said 2:47

@Jaxswean

4 ай бұрын

Yep realllllll “hole-some” if you now what a mean 👉🍑

@suedonnym

4 ай бұрын

the fuck have your friends been saying to you bro 😭

@bighillraft

4 ай бұрын

Surprising this was the first conversation between the two main character in the Glorbiverse

@PastafarianTheKitchenSavior

4 ай бұрын

fun with the homies you know@@suedonnym

“Them bullets hit his ass and made him duck like he was lemonade”🤯🔥

That dankton verse was crazy 😭🔥🔥🔥🔥

@e_12kesha74

4 ай бұрын

ong bro glorb cooked

@HoboHunterRik

3 ай бұрын

Getting the AI to actually lisp out lisp and bitch was fucking amazing

@phillyjay215

3 ай бұрын

@@e_12kesha74 big facts!

@QupidDaDon

2 ай бұрын

Dankton spitting

@teddybear5757

16 күн бұрын

@@QupidDaDonnah he thpitting

''You know my ass dyslexic'' broke me apart, Glorb kill with these bars, holy shit

@maxpuigpowell8630

4 ай бұрын

Dyslexic

@extraterrestrial8888

4 ай бұрын

My step-dad broke my ass apart 😔

@VALDO_GAD

4 ай бұрын

​@@extraterrestrial8888ayo

@Therealvibegod

4 ай бұрын

​@@extraterrestrial8888now thats carzy

@skibbledebabble1853

4 ай бұрын

proof?@@extraterrestrial8888

Crazy how far glorb has gone going all the way back to The Formula which was only 6 months ago. The progression and story makes me wanna come back again and again. great job glorb, thank you :) (edit- thank u guys for the likes lol)

@Fishing_foodz

4 ай бұрын

Croc+beans

@garyiskool

4 ай бұрын

fr

@poketoast4480

4 ай бұрын

isnt that a diffent youtuber i think its yoboysponge or somthing

@enxicnc6258

4 ай бұрын

@@poketoast4480na it was glorb

@TheSecondOfJinxers

4 ай бұрын

They just have seperate songs with the same names. Glorb's was, sadly, worse. @@poketoast4480

Mr. Swags had the Krusty Krew astonished 💀 2:55

@pryo_gaming

2 ай бұрын

Na he had them flabbergasted💀💀☠️

@HatorroseandHim

2 ай бұрын

⁠@@pryo_gaming nah he had them hornswaggled ☠️☠️

@Jeremy-mh9dm

2 ай бұрын

Nah he had them smeckledorffed ​@@HatorroseandHim

@ZayZaz

Ай бұрын

nah he had them discombobulated

"i bought myself a mistletoe my glocky tryna kiss y'all" fuckin fire line

Glorb is just a genuine poet at this point. It’s just that AI-generated Spongebob raps are his vehicle

@wyvernedits

4 ай бұрын

It's really interesting. Sing it, voice replacement ai, editing and beats then we get this fire 🔥 🔥 🔥

@johner3364

4 ай бұрын

@@kevinuribe318 I’ve tried to use ChatGPT to write rap lyrics before and they’re always corny asf and sometimes don’t even rhyme, so I doubt it

@dimasreidz48

4 ай бұрын

​@@kevinuribe318Yo mom

@chillinwithak

4 ай бұрын

​@@kevinuribe318 itll be like 20 more years till ai can properly recreate hiphop. These songs have several double and triple entendres. Go to any ai model. Try to train it with modern rap. The most it can spit out is basic abab rhyme schemes with basic ending rhymes anyone could do. Aka theres no internal rhyme schemes. Glorb is definitely an artist. Whether it just be through listening to other high quality rappers or being one himself with this as a side passion project. The point is he is good at this. It has a level of genuine understanding of rap that ai doesnt have

@zSion

4 ай бұрын

@@chillinwithak yeah i know another artist called Hi Rez does the same thing, except the music he makes is with politicians

I actually can’t believe he captured the essence of Crabs’ love/hate relationship with Dankton and in reality they are basically friends who just never stop roasting TF out of each other 😂

@bert8819

4 ай бұрын

krabs killed danktons wife they aint homies

@slinkbradshaw8674

4 ай бұрын

​@@bert8819real opps usually don't do Christmas songs together lmao

@slinkbradshaw8674

4 ай бұрын

​@@bert8819real opps usually don't do Christmas songs together lmao

@JamisonEdits

4 ай бұрын

⁠​⁠@@bert8819real opps usually don’t do Christmas songs together lmao

@DaytonTooman

4 ай бұрын

​@@slinkbradshaw8674they don't do anything together!

Sandy went off right there "Them bullets hit his ass and made him duck like he selling lemonade" 🤣Amazing bars

"Took his clause and went north, bruh you know I keep that pole on me", that triple entendre is absolutely mad.

Squid really got the best verse on every song…we need more from him pleaseeee

@prodbymxxnrize

4 ай бұрын

bro Sandy’s right there

@Lemonylce

4 ай бұрын

​@@prodbymxxnrize🗣️

@autobot1stlieutenantjazz980

4 ай бұрын

So were just gonna act like dankton didn't just murder this track now huh?

@prodbymxxnrize

4 ай бұрын

@@autobot1stlieutenantjazz980 you know what, good point man

@-_.spider

4 ай бұрын

​ Ong the Claus part was fire

DANKTON DID IT AGAIN!🎄

@Orecurried

4 ай бұрын

Firts

@SturdyJRPLAYS

4 ай бұрын

YEAA

@Pr0d.Xnem_

4 ай бұрын

the song hasnt started streaming yet lmao

@jeffbezos1079

4 ай бұрын

No he didn’t bro 😭, theirs no way this is a diss

@kingplatinum_YT

4 ай бұрын

The song ain’t even released yet

blud must be cookin if he is taking a month

@user-zp3vn1cz8q

3 ай бұрын

8 days till 2 months he must be partnering up with walter white at this point

@Aespha2

Ай бұрын

dude you had no idea

@jaco8822

26 күн бұрын

he didn't cook, his ass established a whole resturant.

2:07 “AH I get it I get it I’m supposed to be the grinch GANG” -Dankton

Glorb straight up you're one of my favorite discoveries of 2023. You've given me a lot of smiles and laughs this year. Keep it up king, you deserve the success

@JoeyCaitiff

4 ай бұрын

Same!

@PonceThelll1308

4 ай бұрын

P​@@JoeyCaitiff

@JustWhitenothingelse

4 ай бұрын

Agreed!

@theunmuted1984

4 ай бұрын

King

@jojogamer1249

4 ай бұрын

2:50 made me laugh so hard 🤣🤣🤣

Lost my sister to a 10 year battle with cancer at about 9:15 this morning. Thank you for giving me this glimmer of happy in probably my darkest time.

@4L24ad1

4 ай бұрын

2:48 really enlightened my day after my baby daddy got ran up on by randy

@Dodge6117shorts

4 ай бұрын

I'm sorry for your loss

@justsomeone7883

4 ай бұрын

did she see the video

@P.r.o_F.o.o.l

4 ай бұрын

sorry for your loss

@yeah6247

4 ай бұрын

TIS THE SEASON TO BE BALLIN

deck that halls in a minor key is crazy

@IG_ArticleParticle

3 ай бұрын

You GOTTA hear "all I want for Xmas is you" in minor key. It's godly

Glorb where you been gang these streets need that fire, we need that Squidwoc solo track 🔥🔥🔥

I kind of assumed that this was going to be another full Dankton track, but a full ensemble like this is really fun, especially for a Christmas track. I'm especially happy to hear Sandy again, and Squidwock has the biggest bars as always.

@tyler8253

4 ай бұрын

Squidwock literally never misses 🔥

@eduwizard2160

4 ай бұрын

Nah man there's no rapper that is perfect, but he's the exception

@kronoz3601

4 ай бұрын

sandy solo song was bad imo this was great

@TheResidence0

4 ай бұрын

​@@kronoz3601 MHM was pretty damn good imo, but I can understand not liking it

@swaggernautilus3891

4 ай бұрын

Dankton literally has the only songs that even worth listening to. The rest are just mid

Squid continues to deliver the hardest bars. Thanks Glorb for continuing to deliver these masterpieces

@williamc2071

4 ай бұрын

​@@SysOpQueenjoined forces to battle a common enemy, that bitch dankton

@KaylumHSQ

4 ай бұрын

@@SysOpQueenWoo gang

@NoNo47668

4 ай бұрын

​@@SysOpQueencrips and bloods aren't always killing each other irl it's a set by set basis usually

@demonyahferguson1116

3 ай бұрын

​@@NoNo47668like in Brooklyn NY you can see them together dropping rakes

@SousaFMP

3 ай бұрын

I see him as the Heisenberg of Bikini Bottom; comming across as a straight-edge citizen, he had the real squidward hidden inside him all along, and that mf is ruthless

Her: So, what kind of music do you like to listen to? Me:....its kinda complicated?

2:47 crabs got a bit too festive 💀💀

I like the implication of Mr Swags and friends going up to their main enemy who hospitalised Spongeopp, and the person who’s wife they killed twice and asking “hey bro wanna collab?”

@dontkickmychick6076

4 ай бұрын

When you dodge the reaper this many times it starts to mean less

@forgetfuljade

4 ай бұрын

When you don't really die it means nothing. Kind of like Mondays, you know it's happening, why worry?

@Set4LifeYT

4 ай бұрын

Krusty Krew kollabs the only way Plankton getting off that hologram diet

@juicebug5594

4 ай бұрын

Naw this a Christmas special that ain’t happen in this world 😂😂

@MakoTSB

4 ай бұрын

Bring out doodle bob

Judging by how much Dankton gets shat on in the last few songs, I think it's safe to say he's cooking up a BANGER rn.

@fiercetatsu6782

4 ай бұрын

Dankton, Manray and the dirty bubble would go hard

@hughjass792

4 ай бұрын

@@fiercetatsu6782xanray could have insane potential

@jasonmarshall4522

4 ай бұрын

@@fiercetatsu6782 BROO I didn't even think of that😂

@SCSlime99

4 ай бұрын

@@fiercetatsu6782Agreed

@WeLoveTheSlavs4

4 ай бұрын

Last few songs? The only songs released before this one dissing dankton is the bottom 2, and that's after dnd and vengeance

Nah Eugene got a little zesty with Dankton at 2:50 💀

@roydecker119

8 күн бұрын

Fr

Come back PLEASE WERE BORED WITHOUT YOU 😭😭😭😭

@kiryukazuma8229

2 ай бұрын

Bro he’s coming back. In his ig he already said that. And on top of it the next song is a squidwock solo😭

@Ditto-.

2 ай бұрын

@@kiryukazuma8229when it droppin?

@MuayThaison-rs6mx

2 ай бұрын

@@kiryukazuma8229squidwock on top

@fledrxevert4625

2 ай бұрын

​@@Ditto-.it done been out lol: trendsetter

@CounterCurseMantra

2 ай бұрын

Tomorrow

I like how he portrays dankton as a truly evil character. "With fentanyl that spicy base. Give that to my customer and watch they pupils dilate." Despicable

@NoNo47668

4 ай бұрын

Bro squidwock and spongeopp killed his wife without any violence before I'd say they're pretty evil too

@bIuecap

4 ай бұрын

@@NoNo47668karen was not innocent she was evil wit dankton

@CareForEmAll

3 ай бұрын

🦀🔥🫱🍑🫲

@DrRipps

3 ай бұрын

@@bIuecapboth sides are not good guys they both trap and kill, I wonder how many people missed this

@bIuecap

3 ай бұрын

@@DrRipps i know

I wasnt down with it at first, but it got better and better as it went on. Dankton went hard af

@bighillraft

4 ай бұрын

idk why but the "falalala" parts with Spongeopp and P.A.T. singing together went really hard

@he478

4 ай бұрын

GANG

@redssign

4 ай бұрын

every single time man, dankton goes harder than he should

@BoBoles-gp9mi

4 ай бұрын

@@bighillraftokay this is unrelated, but even though i know his name is P.A.T, i will only ever call him PATRICH

@Watermeloncatinyourbedroom

4 ай бұрын

@@BoBoles-gp9mi lmao

I have a theory that glorb is bnyx or someone like that, similar style beats and a lot of usage of his signature "wub" bass, plus he produced for another spongebob ai rap guy and it would explain connections such as the cxdy beat, it would also explain why sandy sounds very reminiscent of blp kosher as bnyx has worked with kosher in the past and he seems like the type of guy to get in on this, it could also explain sandy being a rare feature

@CountershitBacon

3 ай бұрын

Plus I'd like to add all of this is very yeat inspired and there are a lot of yeat type adlibs etc, plus yeat has rapped about SpongeBob before so it's a stretch but maybe yeat is part of this too

@Amaltator489

3 ай бұрын

@@CountershitBaconI don’t think it’s yeat I’ve never heard anything in his music that’s clever it’s just hard whoever writes all this is an actual lyricist

@vFadeless

3 ай бұрын

I didn't even think about how Sandy's verses are reminiscent of blp kosher till I read your comment but you're actually right

@wademccormick254

2 ай бұрын

I'm pretty sure Glorb isn't American. In this video "tons" is spelled "tonnes", and in STD "liter" is spelled "litre". I don't know much about British or Australian rappers so I can't say who it might be.

"Im just playing Dankton" The closest thing they ever had to friendship 😢

Brought a genuine smile to my face when krabs and dankton had a moment. Thanks for everything Glorb, your tunes have been in my head all year and you added so much entertainment to my life.

@Random_blackguy

4 ай бұрын

Me 2

@nategoodman7367

4 ай бұрын

Makes me wonder if, in the context of all of this, it’s just a story within the songs playing on their publicly known history. Like, Plankton and Krabs decided to put this all together, together.

@nothingistguy

4 ай бұрын

a truce you could say. a *christmas truce*

@Thatonestopmotionguy1

4 ай бұрын

Same

@Random_blackguy

4 ай бұрын

@@nothingistguy that’s what I said

I still don't know how you produce these so quickly. They are genuinely impressive

@KobeBryantFromTheLakers

4 ай бұрын

Shows how lazy rappers are when their not hungry anymore

@jayv7006

4 ай бұрын

Probably produced way in advance with multiple worked on at the same time. There's probably a small team that breaks up the work. That could explain why this one doesn't have the typical 3D models and sticks to static images.

@LMKRMD

4 ай бұрын

He also does all the shorts too

@penapvp2230

4 ай бұрын

@@jayv7006the background is actually 3d, it’s most noticeable on plankton’s verse. Though I think it’s more a stylistic choice more than it possibly is different people making it.

@melteddarkchocolate000

4 ай бұрын

I mean he’s doing everything on 3d I can expect them to come out easily.

Dankton went wild on this he's the winner

Glorb ain’t dropped in a hot minute honestly

A music series so good that they made an entire holiday special 🔥🔥🔥❄️❄️🎄🎄🎄

2:33 “Turned their ass to Nemo mum Rest In Peace my enemies” Genuinely has to be one of the HARDEST lines I’ve ever heard 😭

@Enderrock424

4 ай бұрын

and the correction anonomies calling back to the dyslexia bar is so hard

@Augoeidez

2 ай бұрын

​@ock424 I had to listen to his verse e couple times to get everything shits better than like 95% of lyricists out here nowaday 😭

Squidward vs Squilliam arc would go so hard

Its been 4 weeks and im still listening to this...like wtf... You been cooking in the studio differently lately.

i love the subtle hint that despite hating eachother, dankton and mr. swags are still friends like the real mr krabs and plankton

@notstruebs

3 ай бұрын

kinda crazy since dankton literally shot spongebob and destroyed half of bikini bottom

@SousaFMP

3 ай бұрын

@@notstruebs dont hate the player, hate the game; that's just business, nothing personal, they both know that

@DeletedTroll

3 ай бұрын

​@@notstruebs Wouldn't be surprising if it's all just a theater play or something like that, except for this video collab, Plankton and Krabs' crew wouldn't make a Christmas song together if all that war was "canon".

glorb never fails to fill me up with his content

@kingbendyworld2072

4 ай бұрын

Ayo

@izek402

4 ай бұрын

krabs bendin you over

@CaptainDogFood

4 ай бұрын

Ayo pause

@thepeterlafon5082

4 ай бұрын

"His content"

@tiredboy7262

4 ай бұрын

get a new joke oh my fucking god, people

Bro vanished at his peak

mannnn do not stop making these, if they werent about spongebob i could see your songs blowing up like crazy you got talent

Shit so good it bops in January

@Orion-Pax_34

4 ай бұрын

I’m saying

@Getcrustified

4 ай бұрын

fr

@ash3s2dust7

3 ай бұрын

i only found this bc critical made a vid about it. im loving these

@itsibeefs2997

3 ай бұрын

Its bouta be poppin in February too

@SoulJJ-cz9mc

3 ай бұрын

Shit so good that it bops in February

This is literally the only new artist from this time that I listen to. I can't even tell if this whole series was just a funny joke, or genuine, but there's still more heart and soul in all your music so far then any of the recent artists of this decade.

@dontkickmychick6076

4 ай бұрын

I think it was a combination of "lol what if spongebob characters did gangsta rap" and an experiment with AI, but then it turned more serious as it went on

@mackstewart4203

4 ай бұрын

I especially like the heart and soul when Sandy talks about her big titties bouncing with the sleigh

@JohnDoe-ks9xx

4 ай бұрын

​@dontkickmychick6076 Regardless I'm here for it lol

@natsobadguys1987

4 ай бұрын

@dontkickmychick6076 I'm here for it either way. Nearly all the songs I've listened to more then nearly 100 times already. (Besides dumbbells. Idk that just didn't get me. XD)

@bill-zc1wi

4 ай бұрын

This is someone whos inside the industry doing this shit as probably just a hobby. Bars and production are too good for it to be a random person. I wonder who glorb is.

Glorb is literally unstoppable bro. These bars are neverending.

Best stuff from 2023 for me. I cant believe how good these are and how pilished and clean it all is as fast as they come out.

He did not have to go this hard for a Christmas special, but here we are with one of the hardest Christmas tracks ever. Damn

I love when Glorb fills us glorbians with his juicy content 😂

@thiagolucas4651

4 ай бұрын

Ayo 🤨📸

@fantastic_jarod2391

4 ай бұрын

That’s wild 😂

@drew_on_drums

4 ай бұрын

hol up 🤔

@kingpizza1854

4 ай бұрын

Ayo cuuzz 📸🤳

@connerhinds7254

4 ай бұрын

Pause my guy

Happy new year glorb🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

Glorb’s really making us wait for this next video.

"Made him duck like he make lemonade" 🤣🤣🤣 I feel like yall aint catch that

@sj3614

4 ай бұрын

got any grapes?

@periwinkles404

4 ай бұрын

and then he waddled away

@Lolbit_Thefox

4 ай бұрын

Waddle, Waddle

@lucaslechlider8502

4 ай бұрын

til the very next day

@harambe9461

3 ай бұрын

Bum bum bum bum

The way he’s able to give each one their own flow is wild. Truly talented💖

Finally getting some real recognition. Just saw the MoistCritikal's video and I'm so happy for you my man, came a long way since I 1st started on STD, still the best song imo. Deserved recognition, keep it up.

"and made him duck like he sell lemonade" HOLLLYYY SHIIIIITTTTT 😂😂😂😂

Thanks for being one of the highlights of my year, Glorb. Hope you had fun making these for us, because we will always be hungry for more. Happy holidays Glorb team

@jojoistaken1

4 ай бұрын

I 2nd that

WE’RE MAKING IT OUTTA THE 🎄🎅WORKSHOP WITH THIS ONE!!! 📣📣📣

@Yourboy_squidward

4 ай бұрын

Gang

@jakeutage374

4 ай бұрын

GANG GANG

@male_with_uke

4 ай бұрын

HELLL YEAAAAAAAAH🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@vshavoc

4 ай бұрын

My Asian ass wish🥲

dankton coming in with "GANG" will never not go hard 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

This is fire fr. KZread why no ad revenue for this genius? Just discovered. You are talented. Adding to my rap playlist on spotify.

Glorb never fails to pump me up with his joyful content until I scream with joy

@kingchoppa3204

4 ай бұрын

pause

@RossLemon

4 ай бұрын

pause

@sw_0rd762

4 ай бұрын

glorb always blesses me with his essence

@EIementer

4 ай бұрын

hold up wait a minute somethin aint right

@valerieedden4212

4 ай бұрын

Ayo?

2:48 hes gonna WHAT?

@VeryLovleyTacos

Ай бұрын

you heard him..

Charlie recommended your channel and now I am hooked, fire music.

Waitin for the next one like crazy

Glorb confirmed British. Uses “Tonne” instead of “ton” and “arse” instead of “ass.” Love the song

@cumburger69

3 ай бұрын

its cause krabs speaks like a pirate and a pirate would 100% say arse instead of ass

@GuranPurin

3 ай бұрын

“Mum” for Nemo’s mom, too

I hope that more characters come in to help Dankton cause right now it's like Thanos vs everyone

@ups-gaming-official

4 ай бұрын

You know bubble bass flow go crazy with the way he order burgers

@thelastpringleinthecan8040

4 ай бұрын

We need mermaidman and barnacle boy to join.

@spongebobmiscellaneous

4 ай бұрын

@@ups-gaming-officialAfter SpongeBob season 14, the last thing I want to see right now is more Bubble Bass. 😩

@gamerraider889

4 ай бұрын

Bro, we got Flats Flounder, Tattletale Strangler, DoodleBob, Man Ray, etc. there's so many options right there.

@ernestonaranjo8354

4 ай бұрын

The dirty bubble and man ray

i'm glad to see this confirms what i thought was true, this is just a rap beef and they dont actually wanna kill eachother

I sat here and listened to everything in one sitting and I won’t lie all of it was heat🔥 no lie, from the flow to the creativity everything was heat

Glorb never fails to leave me leaking for hours with his amazing content

@jomalomal

4 ай бұрын

🧐

@yuro2575

4 ай бұрын

wdym by this?😭

@datboi9994

4 ай бұрын

@@yuro2575 leaking TEARS of happiness, obviously

@silvervr5911

4 ай бұрын

​@@datboi9994SO WHY DIDNT HE SAY THAT

@NKillBruh

4 ай бұрын

​🤨

That dankton verse carried the whole thing. Im going to be relistening to that piece onlt god damn

@vkdo

4 ай бұрын

squidwock werse was azming

"So, what type of music do you like listening to?"

even tho it aint christmas, im still listening to this banger 🔥🔥

Glorb is so talented how does he makes make these so good?

@Gloinky

4 ай бұрын

He actually writes and raps the song normally, then puts on a spongebob voice changer, so its actually not ai sing

@snickerdoodle1962

4 ай бұрын

@@Gloinky I think he means that the songs themselves are good

@damntravis6056

4 ай бұрын

I'm almost positive this is just an already mainstream artist on a side quest

@bossmanbeballinfrfr

4 ай бұрын

@@damntravis6056 side quest💀

@CapnFlappyJaw42

2 ай бұрын

because he's t-pain in disguise

That “duck lemonade” bar went over alotta heads but that shit was wild 😂😂

@user-jz3pi8mp9n

2 ай бұрын

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS, the man is genius

The references are hitting from like every year in these and im so here for it.

Man this is my new favorite Christmas song😂 i cant wait for Christmas to come back around

"Dankton came to thpit" with that shot from spongebob went unreasonably hard.

WE PROPPIN' UP THE CHRISTMAS TREE WITH THIS ONE🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

Dankton's "dyslexic" line at the start, which is reprised at the end of the verse as well, went too dang smooth. Damn.

Safe to say, the never ending rivalry in Bikini Bottom has come to an end...

2:50 swags went hard here XD

@MNSFMAN

3 ай бұрын

He was HARD

@Jeffthefirst

2 ай бұрын

@@MNSFMAN💀

The Krusty Crew and Dankton on the same track is something I never knew I needed🔥🔥🔥

Congrats 500k subs keep going

2:16 those eyes had too much of the “sugar”

@Not_qrty

10 күн бұрын

Bro u know im dislexic i read “thos lies had too much of teh ligule”

WE PROPPIN' UP THE CHRISTMAS TREE WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️

THIS is the secret sauce. The Glob formula. The power of the Krusty Krew hook combined with the demonic bars of Dankton. A perfect blend. 👌

Ive been checking every day, I hope glorb is okay

this is an addiction glorb. ya gotta drop something for Valentine’s Day if you can

the collab nobody expected, absolute heat as always 🔥🔥🔥(we dont talk about what swags said)

@thedogsaidmoneyreal

4 ай бұрын

glorb always got to have a sus line .

@davidjameschamberlain

4 ай бұрын

​@@thedogsaidmoneyrealHE DON'T MISS

As much as a unpopular opinions is he's one of the few people I believe that should get a music award for the hard work he's put in this year and it was all done with his expertise in AI and bars

1:29 duck like he saw lemonade ahhhh goof ol 2010

Unironically one of the best Christmas songs. This goes hard as hell.

Absolutely fire christmas track. Outside of the holiday season it probably won't slap as hard, but Dankton went hard as usual, the Clause flow was the highlight

3 months after december and this shit still hits hard

This was recommended in my search so i clicked it and clicked the first video. What a gem 💎

This is truly a Christmas classic right here. Generations will sing this here carol.