She's beauty ✨ She's grace ✨ She's built a beard on her face✨

@krissykriss328

Жыл бұрын

☺️💖

@JimBob4233

Жыл бұрын

✨She's beauty ✨She's grace ✨ this is the worst thing that i have ever done in my entire life - the dichotomy of Man

@Mesanin3

Жыл бұрын

eeey! same thought!

@zumbinis

Жыл бұрын

This was amazing, but I think it proved why they won't have lady dwarves with beards on the program: it's just too difficult to pull off!

@championofapollo

Жыл бұрын

*jams out to Internet Ruined Me on Kalimba* 🎵She's beauty, she's grace, she's built a dwarven beard on her gorgeous face. An attempt to get more sponsors! (An attempt to get more sponsors)🎵

This feels like Bernadette is channeling the spirit of Jenna Marbles , filtered through an Edwardian medium, and translated by dungeon master.

@rlovelace1307

Жыл бұрын

i just watched Rachel do her eyebrows too, big Jenna energy from the costube ladies lately

@isabellachavez3555

Жыл бұрын

Yes!

@Ossarah_

Жыл бұрын

I immediately had to think of Jenna as well, she'd make a spectacular lady dwarf

@imoscarbluth

Жыл бұрын

This is a haunting accurate analysis

@43v3rh1d3n

Жыл бұрын

@@Ossarah_ she bought a fake beard that one time. kermit didnt like it but its kermit so.....

The Drawf wives are literally described as having beards such that outsiders cannot distinguish them from the husbands. Like, this is exactly what was missing!!! Long flowing locks and braids and curls and gold clasps and garlands. No one cares if its uncomfortable, its for the aesthetic ✨

My husband bought a pirate wig that came with a beard and moustache wig. That day I discovered that I look almost exactly like my uncle.

@zvezdoblyat

Жыл бұрын

I hope you sent him a photo lmao 😂

@jungschiffer8423

2 ай бұрын

Oh gollie I have a story like this. I was making a video call with my friend and was messing with the filters jokingly tried the mustache filter. I (a woman) look an exact copy of my dad with the filter 😂

Bernadette's hair is so silky and fine that it looks more like a beard an elf would grow.

@Rachel-fi4sc

Жыл бұрын

If elves were able to grow beards, but yes.

@biancabrooks280

Жыл бұрын

@@Rachel-fi4sc a half-elf might be able to grow a beard.

@kathleenhensley5951

Жыл бұрын

I've only seen a few women that were delicate and elegant enough to be Elves, she is definitely one of them.

@Rachel-fi4sc

Жыл бұрын

@@kathleenhensley5951 She is unfairly beautiful. I am envious to an extreme lol.

@Archgeek0

Жыл бұрын

@@Rachel-fi4sc Cirdan the Shipwright did, and some other guy in Valinor, I think, but yeah, most elves utterly lacked facial hair.

I love how Bernadette has become more and more confident over the years and is fully embracing the inner weirdness, that lives in all of us. Go forth dear friends and live your most creatively insane lives!

@mmegraham

Жыл бұрын

Make it weird. Keep it weird!!

@Ms.W529

Жыл бұрын

That’s one of the reasons that I love my “Keep Austin Weird” shirt.

@saulemaroussault6343

Жыл бұрын

I love to see it with Morgan Donner too !

@annaabney1420

Жыл бұрын

YES

@nommh

Жыл бұрын

a hairbeard should qualify as definitel outer weirdness.

As a person who in fact felt Deeply Betrayed when the promo pics showed no signs of lady beards, this video delights me to no end! 🥰🥰🥰

@YetAnotherJenn

Жыл бұрын

Same! ❤️

I assure you, as a mustache wearer, it never gets easier. When I had my longest mustache( 3-4"), I developed a kind of tick where I would be constantly twirling my mustache to keep it out of my mouth. I must have looked like a total villain. 🤣

I think a Dwarf lady would have a beard with braids. Lots of braids in various widths, pinned into curls and loops with lots of charms and cuffs and different color threads in it to make it look spectacular.

@handlemonium

Жыл бұрын

Well for us guys the mustache grows down or out the sides not so much a solid rope of hair 😂

@krissykriss328

Жыл бұрын

Yes, Yes , and YES!! 👏

@mewmew6158

Жыл бұрын

That would look so fantastical!💛

@Burning_Dwarf

Жыл бұрын

With flowers and glitters for holidays

@iseriver3982

Жыл бұрын

Gimili had braids in his bread didn't he?

Dani, you were giggling like the devious sibling you are the entire time you were editing this, weren't you? 😆

@valeriekhall

Жыл бұрын

All hail Dannius, Enabler of Mirth!!!!!!

@DannyBanner

Жыл бұрын

Oh absolutely, 100% yes

@Anonymous-tl6tq

Жыл бұрын

the fine art of being a younger sibling

@H.R.B.

Жыл бұрын

@@DannyBanner How much for the unedited version including bloopers?

@Hillwatch

Жыл бұрын

@@H.R.B. and feet! Can’t forget the unrated version 😂

This video has the same energy as Rachel Maksy turning herself into Gandalf, absolutely love it!!

@alli_mode

Жыл бұрын

Yes.

@amandaziegler3846

Жыл бұрын

You are 100% right!

I'm gonna pretend your questions were actually requiring answers and say: yes, after a meal, I clean both my hands AND my beard, and I tend to obsessively wipe my moustache if I eat something messy. You're welcome for that knowledge you didn't know you didn't need 😄 (and also thanks for this content!)

@Sprayber

Жыл бұрын

I find that I'm very subconscious when eating things like spaghetti. I tend to keep my mustache trimmed because of that very thing.

Don’t worry Bernadette, the weirdest thing you’ve ever done will forever be the time you got drunk by inhaling Victorian shampoo. Your channel brings me so much joy.

@ivym7661

Жыл бұрын

SO. much. joy.

Bernadette looking SHOCKINGLY modern in her ad today. But also the vibe of offering discord groups from her trenchcoat lining like a shady arms dealer in RE4 or a sundial dealer in Hercules. 10/10 *chefs kiss

@TheAnon26

Жыл бұрын

Ikr? Good look though. Kinda noir-ish even? 🤔

She's beauty She's grace She can't breathe there's hair in her face

If your sibling cannot talk you into shenanigans, who can? I am definitely HERE for the lady dwarf beard antics. Saw a coupe of women cosplay lady dwarves at an event a few years ago and they did their beards with crepe hair and spirit gum. They were very fetching with their really lovely geometric designs on their gowns and braids in their beards decorated with gold and silver beads.

you sprayed the hairspray on your face so confidently... mad respect for commitment to the bit

@KarolaTea

Жыл бұрын

Setting makeup with hairspray is a thing, just don't breathe for a while. (I'm not sure if it's a *good* thing tbf lol)

@sarahmattingly6971

Жыл бұрын

All I could think was the scene in monsters inc where mike sprayed himself in the face with sanitizer. 😅😅

Dearly Beloved does catch things in his facial hair -- but he claims it's for the cat's late night snacking.

"try this at home.... better" and the montage of bad decisions KILLED ME hahhaa

I made a Gimli costume years ago and gave myself a lovely beard with my head hair. Having big curly hair really helped but it was definitely a rough and ready sort of beard. Very on the road to Mordor chic

@myby2888

Жыл бұрын

Me too! Though, I have very loose curls, sometimes wavy

Everyone: hey Bernadette, we need more hair tutorials!! Teach us how to do these Gibson girl hairstyles! 😍 Bernadette: *this video* . . . . anyway we need to thank Dani for making you do this because it's an absolute masterpiece😂

@DannyBanner

Жыл бұрын

✨You’re welcome✨ The world shall not be deprived of bearded ladies on my watch!

@edwardhisse2687

Жыл бұрын

To be frank most gibson girl hairstyles would just be "pile every single hairpiece on top of your head and put your own curled and teased hair on top" Dont have any hairpieces? BUY SOME

@lorahart56

Жыл бұрын

She actually does have a Gibson Girl video. kzread.info/dash/bejne/n2Rql9izgpaxkZc.html

@procrastinator99

Жыл бұрын

@@DannyBanner THANK YOU YES!

@joshuagaither4866

Жыл бұрын

@@DannyBanner there is one bearded lady dwarf in the second season of the Witcher. 😅

We can breathe through our moustaches because they are attached, and don't fall into our mouths.

@animemangalover94

Жыл бұрын

But what about long moustaches? How much moustache wax is necessary to style them away from the mouth so u can eat without a curtain of frizzy hair in front?

@raraavis7782

Жыл бұрын

This comment is rather hilarious, if you read it without the context of having first watched the video 😅

@buwumet

Жыл бұрын

@@animemangalover94 I use barely any product on mine and it has reached a length where I can brush it off to the side and it stays there. I personally have almost no problems with beard in my mouth except for the occasional stray hair that has just fallen out, exactly like 'normal' hair. This experience is different for every beard bearer though, as beard hair is as diverse in shape and feel as 'normal' hair, if not more.

@yinnyari

Жыл бұрын

My facial hair, like my head hair is untamable, and I keep my moustache trimmed (less it falls into my mouth). Yes, the beard does catch odd pieces of food, which is why napkins and washing after meals is paramount.

@foldionepapyrus3441

Жыл бұрын

@@animemangalover94 For me its not the mustache that tries to get into the mouth much when I don't bother to trim for ages, those hairs stick out and more parallel to the mouth naturally. It is the beard hairs from up nearer the ears/cheek that curls into the mouth most and gets me to finally trim the beard in annoyance most of the time. And compared to shaving every damn day so your face feels like course sandpaper much of the time as the pesky stuff grows back so fast, a beard is no contest massively less annoying.

Bernadette pronouncing Tolkien’s name correctly is everything ✨ also, if you did a video talking about the historical influences on LOTR’s costumes, my life would be complete.

@EmmaJohnsonShenanigans

Жыл бұрын

wait how do you pronounce the name?

@Daelyah

Жыл бұрын

@@EmmaJohnsonShenanigans She pronounced Tolkien as "Tol-keen"

@katie7748

Жыл бұрын

How...how else do people say it??

@janegray7881

Жыл бұрын

@@katie7748 the way I've often heard is "Toll-ken"

@eugeneflores6153

Жыл бұрын

@@Daelyah ohh that's how you pronounce his name, I say it wrongly as "Tol-kyeen"

As someone, who has braided at least 3 hairbeards myself (at a company party 😂), I recommend you make the mustache by braiding two pieces of hair through eachother. That keeps the pieces in place, AND makes them fall down more like a real mustache. I wore my beard for a couple of hours and I loved it 🧔❤️

@morganpresley496

Жыл бұрын

omg your pfp is perfect!!! XD

@phoebenabors4052

Жыл бұрын

I, too, have done this several times. I was so excited to see her version, but also so wanted to give tips all throughout.

✨TOTALLY WORTH IT✨

Now we need a behind the scenes video that's literally just Dani laughing their ass off while editing this. xD

@m.maclellan7147

Жыл бұрын

Yes, I DO wonder if Dani has a birthday coming up, so this is Bernadette's "present" ! Also, I am hoping they come out with a tarot deck from the "House of Banner" as that photo of Dani was EPIC ! It would naturally feature many Guinea Pigs in Court dress......

@jepleure

Жыл бұрын

@@m.maclellan7147 If that deck ever came into existence I'd buy it in a heartbeat.

I love the juxtaposition of Burnadette's serious skill and romantic image combined with the childish and comical acts...I hope this continues.

All of the dwarves in Terry Pratchett's discworld books have beards. Those dwarves in the video have marvellous costumes etc, but they're really missing the beards!

"Is this the weirdest thing I've ever done?" [tomfoolery montage] "...okay probably not." This was a fantastic bit of whimsy and humor in the middle of a long holiday weekend, thank you for posting and thank you Dani for enabling it!

Beard hair is also naturally pretty curly for most people, mine requires a fair bit of oil and in hair conditioner to not just fully frizz up

@OdinsSage

Жыл бұрын

Most people, indeed. Though I have known some older gents with the SILKIEST of beard hair and it is absolutely majestic.

@rabbit__

Жыл бұрын

@@OdinsSage my dad knew a guy who's beard was apparently silky and smooth like hair.

@mewmew6158

Жыл бұрын

I didn't know that, thank you for sharing!

@tygerstripes3752

Жыл бұрын

I betcha anything those older gents with the silky beards are using so much product it would make your beard curl!

@Aceinpolar

Жыл бұрын

Mine has a probably considered loose curl. but i've got every thing going on in by beard, super tight curls to completely straight in the goatee, dark brown and blond with a few stray red, white and black hairs.

I imagine that beards changed depending on what was in fashion, so one season plates/braids were fashionable and next season it was curled. Future generations of dwarves could date a painting by how a beard was styled. “That’s so second age”! Gimli said.

My younger brothers are now adults with their own naturally grown beards - but when they were much younger my dad would take clippings from his own beard, and apply they with rubber cement. A dark brown goatee on a ten year old blond biy was hilarious, but fun.

@nmg6248

Жыл бұрын

My son started growing a mustache at 10 😮😅

As someone who has watched every minute of behind the scenes content on both LOTR and The Hobbit potentially more than I’ve watched the actual films, as well as in the study of theatrical costuming and hair/wig styling, I feel especially tuned to answer your question: I never saw dwarves with beards in curlers, though I occasionally saw a wig clipped up. I don’t think having a perfectly quaffed and curled beard is as important to dwarves as the shiny bits, which are often family heirlooms. On the other hand, the elves, whose hair somehow always hangs in a gloriously straight and glistening sheet down their back, you could often see was often in a stocking prior to shooting beginning. Orlando Bloom iconically would ponytail his wig and wear a bandanna on top. Haute Elvish couture.

Maybe she's born with it? Maybe it's Moria! I can't help but think that Dani wheedled you into this bit of tomfoolery because they have SHORT hair and knew it couldn't be done by them. 🤣

@Eloraurora

Жыл бұрын

This origin story makes absolute sense.

@marabuora9547

Жыл бұрын

I can definitely see them being frustrated because they can't do it and then going like hold on a second... I have a sister. With conveniently long, luscious hair. Bernadee-ette?? I have an idea for you... 😂

I love how Bernadette is the perfect conjunction of memes and aesthetic historical clothing content.

Me: "Comedy option, just staple it to your lip." Bernadette: [hairspray directly in the face] Me: "Okay, that was probably funnier than my idea."

5:36 "If you eat something doesn't it get all up in the beard?" As a wife of a beard-bearer, I can attest that they don't call beards and mustaches "soup-catchers" for nothing. I am CONSTANTLY finding crumbs in my husband's beard and mustache and it quickly becomes a detective story about what he ate to create such mess.

@Fraylar

Жыл бұрын

I have used the terms "flavor savers" and "soup strainers" before. I will have to add "soup-catchers" to the list.

@kunegund9690

Жыл бұрын

Have you seen the Victorian mustache cups? They're amazing.

@epicureanbard

Жыл бұрын

@@kunegund9690 I have now! Thank you for bringing them up. They are awesome!

@epicureanbard

Жыл бұрын

@@Fraylar I had heard of "flavor savers" but not "soup strainers". Brilliant!

@m.maclellan7147

Жыл бұрын

@@Fraylar Add "cookie dusters" ! (It just sounds "naughty" !)

Bernadette, you have no idea how amusing this was. Thank you for the much needed whimsy. Love the curls!

I have a friend who grew out his beard for a while. One day he shaved and I asked why. His answer was "my food started tasting like my beard." That was the most honest statement I have heard.

Bernadette’s laugh when she says “no, no, that’s not going to work” is SENDING ME

I am dying to know how much you giggled whilst photoshopping hair curlers into Gimli’s beard because I must say there was plenty on my end seeing it

She is beauty, she is grace, she has hair all over her face.

I made myself a beard on a plastic grid thing for a party once. I pushed yarn the colour of my real hair piece by piece through it after cutting the grid to my face, it's ended up looking really good. I highly recommend having a detachable beard in your house that suits and fits you.

@alishac5096

Жыл бұрын

Thank you for this inspiration 🌈⭐️💜 ladybeards rule.

@nerdyfellow7740

Жыл бұрын

Yes. When I was a kid I made a Gandalf beard in this same method, I used plastic gutter mesh. Many years later I made another one in brown, never know when you need a detachable beard, speaking as a bearded dude aha.

Amazing! Thanks for rectifying such a disservice!! When Lord of the Rings came out and Gimli said that their females had beards and were almost indistinguishable from the men, I loved it! And I did the same thing, but I loosely French braided my hair and then flipped it over my head and crossed hair for my stache too🤗

This was wonderfully entertaining. And I hope beards for lady dwarves happen going forward. Cannot say I have a favorite dwarf beard style sadly but I think they should all sport beard jewelry.

@janinawaz4596

Жыл бұрын

This made me really want to see more feminine beard styles on dwarves, cosplayed or otherwise.

Yes, I do need a bit more whimsy in my life, so thank you for that. Your laughter got my day off to the right start. The grapes are just the right touch. Dani, keep the 'good' ideas coming, and good job on the editing ( I would still be laughing...).

If the Greatest Showman had a bearded lady, the Rings of Power should've had them, too!

Bernadette did such an admirable job!! As a certified former weird kid who did this exact thing during lunch, I can confirm that the sensory experience of the mustach is indeed the very worst part and cannot be escaped. Also hair frizz is your best friend for keeping everything from sliding around!

Terry Pratchett's dwarves would be proud as well! Well done!

@peculiarpangolin4638

Жыл бұрын

@@topogigio7031 Yes, I know Tolkien wrote the Legendarium, and I've read most of his work. I'm referring to Terry Pratchett's dwarves in Discworld, where the women are literally indistinguishable from the men, and even when they choose to express their femininity, they still keep the beards because they're dwarves for goodness sake! Also, people poke fun at things they like and are popular. That was Pratchett's whole thing, he loved the fantasy genre, particularly that of Tolkien, so he lovingly jabbed at it. Don't be too serious. I hope that you have a lovely day! ❤️

@SonsOfLorgar

Жыл бұрын

@@peculiarpangolin4638 just report the troll, don't engage with it.

@peculiarpangolin4638

Жыл бұрын

@@SonsOfLorgar Perhaps the finest advice one could offer. Thank you! They're also making my comment more visible due to engagement, so perhaps I should be grateful!

I'm glad you brought this up. I too was surprised that the lady dwarves lacked beards in the show.

@marabuora9547

Жыл бұрын

If you look at the promo pictures you can see that they do have a bit of beard, it's just that it's so little you barely can see it, which was probably a choice made to cater to our beauty standards, which sadly don't include beards on women

@AstreaMartinez

Жыл бұрын

He mentioned it once in all his writings and letters, and was notorious for changing his mind.

oh my gosh yes, we need lady dwarf beards - either naturally grown on lady dwarves like in the house in the cerulean sea or styled like yours it would just be so funnnn

@MrsBrit1

Жыл бұрын

The long hair community has been making them for at least a decade. Multiple tutorials and photos of these exist. Buzzfeed even wrote about them in 2013. We have dwarf beards covered.

@draco1811

Жыл бұрын

Shout out to all the TJ Klune fans.

@achaoticfaerie

Жыл бұрын

@@MrsBrit1 oh thats cool! i am short of hair and young of age so i' guess i've missed most of those. I did mean in mainstream fantasy shows though!

Your hair is literally perfect! It looks so silky smooth and wow, the way it curled without heat in just 15 minutes! Bless your hair bestie.

beard hair is a different texture to your straight shiny hair. Crimping would probably be the closest and allow you to use less hair as it appears fuller, and then adding a texturizer would probably help with the manageability of the whole process. Although maybe female dwarves have soft silky beards?

@edwardhisse2687

Жыл бұрын

I doubt thats the case. Hair texture has nothing to do with biological sex in humans and i dont see why in dwarves it would be different.

@lily_white

Жыл бұрын

@@edwardhisse2687 they're dwarves. THey are smth like 10x their weight:mass ratio. We don't know what's different about including their females growing beards(as a normal thing).

@noahrombough2802

Жыл бұрын

If you go by the Markus Heitz version of dwarves, it's described more like longer, densely packed body hair, or "wispy down", as is repeatedly said by the main character. As far as Tolkein goes, I don't know of any descriptive examples of any dwarves' beard qualities, let alone specifically the female dwarves

As a women with beard hair growing beneath my chin, I really like the representation of beards for women, even if that exists only in fantasy.

@AlexaFaie

Жыл бұрын

Truth of the matter is that pretty much everyone has some kind of hair on their face, if only the peach fuzz kind. The sooner society learns to just accept visible facial hair on anyone it grows on the better.

@Ms.W529

Жыл бұрын

The problem with mine is I get one hair on one side, then another on the other side…I’ll have two or four just straggly bits that look funny, so I pull them out.

as a fellow longhair, might i highly recommend next time using the last 2-3 inches of hair (that generally has a subtle curl) to create an eccentric, upward pointing moustache. this has served me well in the past during many absent minded moments.

Local modern Edwardian lady goes off the deep end. Becomes fantasy creature. Story at 11. 😂 Loving this chaotic energy going even further.

This gives me story ideas , fabulous female dwarves with perfectly coifed beards absolutely shimmering with jewels and gold chains braided into the beard.

@RoseBaggins

Жыл бұрын

I mean, that's exactly what we should have gotten with the dwarves of Moria, but nope ... so please, proceed with all haste.

"You look different. Did you do something with your hair?"

@lesliemoiseauthor

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

that beard unironically looks amazing

The mental image of Dani absolutely laughing their butt of is sending me rn- dani we thank you all for your service to the people lmao

Everything about this video was 100% worth it. I can't even pick a favorite, but highlights include the mustache frustration, the curlers, and the "typing in gloves is difficult" bit. The things we do for our sibs. =D

10/10 needed to see this today. Might be for lotr, but my pratchettian heart is singing discworld tunes 🎶

@Eloraurora

Жыл бұрын

🎶Gold, gold, gold🎶

@SonsOfLorgar

Жыл бұрын

As long as you don't turn everything you touch into Glod, we'll all be fine...

@cathy26

Жыл бұрын

PTerry knew the people wanted bearded lady dwarves and he gave them to us

@IMBOBDOLEBEETCHES89

Жыл бұрын

My first thought when I saw the title of this video was of Cheery Littlebottom!

Your beard is so silky and shiny, it seems EXACTLY like how a lady dwarf would style and keep her beard.👏🏽🥰🧔‍♀️🧔🏽‍♀️ The static was hilarious btw 😂

Today I learned that I will happily watch Bernadette make content about anything. She’s so delightful and amusing.

She has the healthiest looking hair.

@adam-l74

Жыл бұрын

Agree!

I am loving these elegant and historical shit posing lately from Bernadette 😍 I mean, I learn so much from her too but this! like the spicy ankle photos is just comedic gold

"she is beauty, she is grace...this is the worst thing I've ever done in my life" lol what a mood

Flashback to seven year old me, after many repeated listens to the LOTR and Hobbit audioplays on long car journeys, making dwarf beards from my own hair 💕 Thanks for the nostalgia trip while you choked on your moustache 🥰

Here's a cheeky little free version of the server if you want to jump in and chat all things sewing and costumes: discord.gg/bernadette-banner

@mypioneergirl

Жыл бұрын

@@topogigio7031 Then don't do it Jelly!

@calebwilliams7659

Жыл бұрын

Bernadette, been watching your videos for years and even though I am hetero dude I so appreciate all the cool effort you put into these. This was an amazing topic to take on, and kudos for you doing it and taking back what rightfully belongs to us true Tolkien fans. My thought was when you had the mustache part in place, instead of trying to knot the beard in front, tucking the hair behind the mustache and using that to hold the beard into place although I recognize that would add strain on the mustache, but maybe it would work better to cover up the chin and just under the lips.

@iatsd

Жыл бұрын

As the great Sean Lock once said, "That's a challenging wank." :)

@andrzejborkowski6476

Жыл бұрын

Bernadette you are not dwarf. You are Delicate Lady. You will also have less health problems with your slim silhouette in the future. 0:00 - 12:05: GRWM: Qatar World Cup for western ladies in a muslim world :/ 3:20: Bernadette is way more hardcore with hair spray than Karolina Żebrowska. 3:49: Bernadette features Nikita or Trinity style :O!

@georgeharrisonfricklas7927

Жыл бұрын

@@topogigio7031 she has a Patreon not an onlyfans jfc

A little over 4 years ago we got Jenna Marbles giving herself a beard wig. This feels like a spiritual successor to that.

@MrsBrit1

Жыл бұрын

About a decade ago, Marcella Clinard made a full tutorial of it and it went viral, at least in the long hair groups around 2013/2014...even buzzfeed wrote about them.

I love the beards with the chain veil below her chin, the one with the halo hair, and the one with the earring chains that connect to the beard, but tbh they are all amazing. Also this was loads of fun, thank you!

Not allowed to have a beard at work but growing my hair out for the first time. May have to try this in a couple of years. Good idea to always have a plan to keep your face warm.

So I'm a chronic pain patient, currently stuck awake at like 2:30am with painsomnia (severe pain preventing sleep) and omg, this was exactly the content I needed, rn 🤣💖 In my pain-addled and sleep-deprived state, I can't quite articulate how or why, but my entire mental state has significantly improved since watching, haha. Tysm for posting this wonderfully random-ass video, you absolute legend 😁💖

Dani is just laughing from behind a wall and I'm here for it lol

I must say, I have done this many times and the trick with the mustache is to tie it together with something under the nose. That keeps most of it out of the mouth. I have gone hours with my hair beard just because I could. (I love your videos, and now I have made myself a beard again. Completely unplanned for the day.)

The moment of dread when she felt that sneeze coming on. "Oh, no... achoo!" I feel ya, girl. When one is grooming one's mustache, an ill-timed sneeze is highly inconvenient. But you survived! Well done!

I platted my beard while watching this and honestly , i might never not do that from now on .

I would imagine that the feeling of having a mustache kinda... grows on you.

Bernadette....................I adore you. This is exactly the kind of unhinged content I appreciate XD

I like the dwarf beards with quite a few braids varying and size (with the largest one in the middle of course) and elaborately blending into eachother at the forefront of a background of curly hair

As an afab non-binary person who wises they could grow the most luscious of facial locks the lack of heavily bearded female dwarves in media is always disappointing. So thank you and your sibling for bringing us the content I have always wanted 🤣 Bur seriously though, the moment you put on the purple grapes you gave strong Blackbeard from OFMD vibes and I love it. And honestly my favourite style of beard for dwarven ladies is anything involving fluffy sideburns and tons of jewelry. Beards are just extra places to hang accessories from (and a crumb abyss).

@luciasoosova2182

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Exactly, how people (dwarfs) wouldn´t decorate their beards??? I always imagined some beads or braids for texture.

@valeriekhall

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@@luciasoosova2182 Dwarves, in every single mythology, have always been craftsfolk. CAN YOU IMAGINE THE ELABORATELY DESIGNED BEARD CARE TOOLS?!?! Brb, I need to write a thing....

@cathy26

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If you haven’t read Terry Pratchett’s Discworld books you definitely should. All the dwarves have beards and it’s a whole thing that male and female dwarves are indistinguishable from each other

@Strampunch

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@@topogigio7031 okay

Wearing bright red lipstick for this video- bold move!

I was reading over the comments and I agree that lots of braids would be a thing I would see a lot in lady dwarf beards, and I love that idea!! Also, I have really short hair so I was imagining giving myself a hair beard like I had when I was younger and had really long long hair! It was so fun and I loved giggling at this video which was lots of fun!!

This is the motivation I need to grow my hair out really long, so I can make a beard with my hair for my Halloween costume next year.

Many years ago we had a beard competition in honour of Hagrid's birthday at my university's Harry Potter Society. Many of us sported hair beards and I'm sure there's a photo on Facebook somewhere... If only we had this video back then, our efforts would've been so much better!

I'm just having a flashback from Rachel Maksy and her Gandalf cosplay :D

I back in high school when I had longer hair, I would do the WF/WW lady beard style CONSTANTLY!! very fun once you get the hang of it and often made my friends giggle, highly recommend it

oh I love this!! the bottom beard part especially looks nice! thank you for giving us the fabulous dwarf lady beards that rings of power denied us

I... did not know that I needed this. I needed it. You and your sibling are too precious for words.

Completely whimsical video that is very fun! And your fun ads always ensure I don't skip them. Alas I find anything more than stubble uncomfortable so shaving ensures smooth breathing. The final dwarf beard results looks nice - though the mustache is definitely a mess lol. Maybe settle for a goatee? 🤣 Obviously, heavy dwarf beards are the thing. Beard maintenance ensures that crumbs don't stay in the beard - there are combs and oils and everything.

@SonsOfLorgar

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My late Sphynx is the one who made me grow a beard, he absolutely loved face rubbing my stubble and beard, and I have not shaved since he passed away on the 3rd of january 2022. 3 days after a tumour was discovered in his chest.

@m.maclellan7147

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@@SonsOfLorgar my condolences ! I am still morning my Devon Rex who died years ago from a blood clot/heart failure. He slept wrapped around my head & rode my shoulder like a parrot.

The Banner siblings bringing joy to the world, thank you!

Maybe eyelash glue would've helped in getting the hair to stay on your face a bit better? It's made for eyelids so it wouldn't hurt or be difficult to wash off later

Truly a glorious beard! You would make a fine dwarven woman

I love how the start of every video looks so professional .... and then it's chaos

As someone with naturally thick and curly hair, I feel like I need to attempt this when it grows long again 🤣🤣

I am absolutely living for this! I lost my composure several times throughout these lovely shenanigans.

This video made me feel that my beard is insufficiently baroque. If that's the right word.

Tolkien's dwarves almost all had names that came directly from Old Norse: Dvalin, Balin, Thorin, and the rest. So I think a dwarf should wear his or her beard like the Vikings used to: sometimes loose and flowing, sometimes short or in a goatee, and sometimes braided in one or multiple strands. There was a famous Viking king who was nicknamed "Forkbeard". I like when dwarves' beards are forked in two or three parts

My fondness for Bernadette Banner shenanigans grows with each additional shenan accomplished. Also, Dani has the best ideas.

Now let´s just imagine the great scene that would´ve transpired if Bernadette had needed to answer her door...