This is the perfect parallel to Evan Kelmp, who isn't a normal guy, he's just cursed

"turns out most people when you stab them, they die!"

@AmericanArchon

2 жыл бұрын

Ally: "...I guess."

@juliapazosmaidana2929

2 жыл бұрын

5 hit point xD

@superchroma

2 жыл бұрын

people die when they're killed??

@imsorrythankyouplease7613

2 жыл бұрын

@@superchroma Yeesss, Carrrl. Paul, Llamas With Hats, 2009

@enagonius

2 жыл бұрын

I know this is a joke and all, but it's always nice to remember people: every damage and HP loss are not stabs.

Tbh this is even more hilarious when you know enough about D&D to realize “Wait a minute, Brennan’s right! These are the approximate stats an average person would have!”

@ghostphantom8453

2 жыл бұрын

And yet he's surrounded by so make powerful people all the time it's a surprise he hasn't stayed dead lol

@damiensanders7016

2 жыл бұрын

@@ghostphantom8453 hes surrounded by such powerfull people it be suprising if he did stay dead

@Dream146

2 жыл бұрын

@@damiensanders7016 there's ways to die that even revivify and raise dead can't save you from. If Gilear keeps rolling the dice one day he'll probably find one.

@CuriousLumenwood

2 жыл бұрын

Most DM’s know that the average non-adventurer will have ~10 in all of their stats with

@ASquared544

2 жыл бұрын

@@CuriousLumenwood Oh I’m not praising Brennan, this is obvious to any DM. I’m just saying the players’ reactions are completely unwarranted, making this way funnier

HP is a measure of how many 15" shells a target can take before it is structurally compromised. Humans have 1HP.

@zonkvervonk

2 жыл бұрын

sick bdg reference dude

@weneedaladder8384

2 жыл бұрын

Isn't it 14"? Not that it makes a difference to how many a person could survive.

@loft777

2 жыл бұрын

Every one has 1 hp

0:23 - The way he screams the line is almost lyrical. I need that in like a songified supercut.

Man Fantasy High Live brought out the best, I hope they do another live season

This aged like yoghurt 🙃

I think maybe Emily thought those were his scores and not his modifiers, in which case he’s indeed entering “I have no mouth and I must scream” territory

@williaml840

2 жыл бұрын

With a constitution of -1 he’d be straight up dead.

@gabe2349

2 жыл бұрын

@@williaml840 in D&D you immediately die when any skill hits zero.

@williaml840

2 жыл бұрын

@@gabe2349 first off it’s“ability scores” , second off it’s only the physical ones that make you immediately die. When the mental ones hit zero you’re just helpless - at least in 3.5 . In 5e there’s no rules about what happens except for what specific monster attacks do, but most tables I’ve played at use the 3.5 rule(replacing ‘helpless’ with ‘incapacitated’ since conditions work a little different in 5e). But that wasn’t even my actual point, a character with -1 constitution has a -6 modifier to hp, and since NPCs don’t get full hp at level one, even if his hit dice were d12s he’d have a maximum of 0. That’s 5e RAW (I do believe it was later errated that you get at least 1 hp regardless of modifiers per level though).

What’s messed up is that even though his con is below average, commoners have 4 hp, he has more health than average

@sarahtwycross422

Жыл бұрын

I think Brennan probably gave him a full hit die of the lowest possible hit die, a d6, and then removed 1hp.

How dare he read out my personal stats like that

"Did you know that most people when you stab them with a sword die right away"

People asking god about making me: "Why would you create such a cursed creature????"

@IntrusiveThot

2 жыл бұрын

“I’M NOT CURSED, I’M JUST A GIRL”

@IrvingIV

2 жыл бұрын

@@IntrusiveThot "Some people have to be normal!"

@amandasunshine2

2 жыл бұрын

@Irving IV I wish I was normal.. alas, I'm on the pigeon shit end of the bell curve

Most people are just a guy and that's okay.

@DvirPick

2 жыл бұрын

Well no because 51% of the world are women. But I agree with the sentiment.

@NinjaMinkzx

2 жыл бұрын

@@DvirPick if you wanna go that route, that’s transphobic

@baden4617

2 жыл бұрын

@@NinjaMinkzx im p sure it still balances out to a roughly 50/50 ratio when you include us, dw dude

@Aaron47916

2 жыл бұрын

@@NinjaMinkzx huh

@incognitoburrito6020

2 жыл бұрын

​@@NinjaMinkzx Sometimes people are just a guy regardless of gender, and that's okay

When I heard Gilear dies a bunch, I thought Brennan just hated the character. I don't think he does though, I think he just wants to get across he is an ordinary person and not built for combat.

@eddiemate

2 ай бұрын

That is true, but no Brennan has gone on record and says he does hate Gilear and does want him dead.

@EllieC130

2 ай бұрын

@@eddiemate wait what when was this

@eddiemate

2 ай бұрын

@@EllieC130 Never mind. Despite that being something I’ve heard many times, I can’t seem to find a single source without possibly watching every single AP for Fantasy High (other than the Junior Year ones, of course). The closest I found is Brennan saying Gilear needs to die before he can become a Planetar.

So that was a lie

I feel I can relate to Gilear at times and if he has 5 hp, I just really wanna know what it feels like to have 100. Hell, even 50.

@rakkasaniron1696

2 жыл бұрын

People tend to think of (and use) HP the wrong way. It's actually meant to be an accumulation of several different things. And isn't actually an indicator of "Health" strictly speaking. ("Hit" points, not "Health" points.) It's a combination of stamina, and your body's ability to function efficiently. It's more accurate to say that it's a measure of how well you can deal with an enemy's strike without taking a lethal hit. For one, people tend to forget about the "bloodied" status. You don't actually start taking real damage to your character's body (depending on DM interpretation and context) until you're at half health. It's more correct to say that you're blocking the strike at a physical cost before you lose half your HP. (Losing stamina, feeling sore, etc.) With each successful hit taken against you, you're essentially tracking a combination of injuries, loss of stamina, mental stress, and your character's ability to continue defending themselves from successful strikes against them. (Can I still dive out of the way of that incoming fireball? Is my arm going to function well enough to prevent this next strike from hitting anything vital?) A guy with 5HP isn't less "healthy" (strictly speaking) than someone with 50 hit points and someone with 100HP isn't more "healthy" than them. Gilear being a humanoid with 5HP is basically just describing someone who's kinda out of shape, and doesn't have the combat experience necessary to understand how best to defend themselves, and they are inefficient in a fight for that reason. AC tracks how difficult you are to hit without incurring some physical cost. HP tracks how tired and damaged you are, as well as your physical fitness (stamina), and how efficiently you can move to avoid taking lethal damage.

We now know that Brennan was lying.

“So that was a fucking lie”

you have an AC of 10 and 7 HP as a lvl 1 wizard tbf

🧐

Hilarious to learn that he was, in fact, cursed! Just a cursed guy though lol

Walter Mitty would be a great NPC, or an interesting character to play. Would he be a rogue con man? Or a wizard trying desperately to learn enough illusion magic with his limited INT to create an outward illusion of his interior landscape of adventures imagined?

Isnt 10 in an attribute meant to be around standard human.

@marshalwilliams9666

2 жыл бұрын

Technically, yes. but that is also for typical Feudal humans.

@IrvingIV

2 жыл бұрын

@@marshalwilliams9666 That's a good point, the innovations in agriculture that come with an industrial revolution (regardless of if it's magically driven) would lead to subsequent generations being much more powerful than prior ones, with the same level of training. Therefore, average stats should be higher in the latest generation (like having a plus 1 to stat rolls)

@R0manDemig0d

2 жыл бұрын

Those aren't his attributes, those are his modifiers

So d6 hit die: if it was creature rules he’d have a d8 because he’s medium size, so it must be by class, he’s a wizard. When’s he gonna cast his one daily spell?

@Ramschat

2 жыл бұрын

A commoner has a d8 hit die but only 4hp by default, so I guess that NPC characters take the average even for their first level rather than the maximum of the hit die. Which means he might even have a d10 hit die, average of 5.5, rounded up to 6, then subtract 1 for the -1 CON modifier?

@PureGoldNeverCorrodes

2 жыл бұрын

@@Ramschat so you think he’s a fighter?!

@olaftheblack2012

9 ай бұрын

I think the point is that he DOESN'T have a class. He has no training in anything that would even give him a hit die.

Wouldn't his AC be 11:?

@abbyg5794

2 жыл бұрын

nah it’s 10 + dex when unarmored (11 dex still has a modifier of 0, not +1)

@stevdawizard392

2 жыл бұрын

@@abbyg5794 ah thought 11 was a plus one

@NinjaMinkzx

2 жыл бұрын

@@stevdawizard392 Nope, it’s an additional stat each even number, heading upwards. 7 would be -2 (10 is average, 6 is highest even # you get to that is closest), 17 is + 3 (16 is highest even you get to)