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@Nipplator99999999999

Жыл бұрын

I pray to every god ever that manscaped is a sponsor that never requires a demonstration to be shown.

@ralfidude

Жыл бұрын

@@Nipplator99999999999 I mean, it would be funny...

@Nipplator99999999999

Жыл бұрын

@@ralfidude I didn't say it wouldn't make me laugh, plus depending on the "content" you might pick up some new special friends, lol.

@fonesrphunny7242

Жыл бұрын

Let's think: A quality trimmer is 20-30$. Deodorant and shaving creme combined 10$. You'll still need a proper razor for a smooth finish, which is another 10-15$. The "bonus" is a cheap bag and undies, which combined are another 10$ at most. That's 65$ of equipment and Manscaped is asking 220$ or currently 130$. 2-3x the price! What a steal !!!! What do you get for the additional 60-65$? A dedicated nose/ear trimmer, which is a *standard* *attachment* included with quality trimmers. A cordless charger, which is far less energy efficient than using a simple charging cable. A waterproof machine, which makes cleaning a pain in the ass, since wet hair is going to stick to literally everything. Just don't plan to have any visitors after shaving. Now tell me how amazing Hello Fresh is, because spending 15 minutes online and going to a grocery story is such a huge pain in the ass. Or how Raid Shadow Legends is "the most realistic game of 2022", which is one of their official advertisements. Or how funneling all traffic through a single VPN is protecting my data, although there is no guarantee said data won't be sold to the highest bidder. Or how cheap TM joysticks are awesome, even though they still (partially) use sensors that have been notoriously unreliable for almost 20 years. Well, guess I'm going to take a lesson from Ralfi and just start exploiting all the "stupid" people around me. It's such an accepted practice, nobody could blame me. You never stop learning with this channel!

@Rundumsfliegen

Жыл бұрын

1:58 Huhe Huhe that tickles XD

See that mountain? You can climb it. See that road base? We can strike it.

@SomeOne-ph1gw

4 ай бұрын

oh my, its OperatorDrewski

I got banned for slowing down to turn off a runway while another plane that landed behind me before I was clear, slammed into the back of me. Somehow if a child complains louder, they are right and you, are wrong.

@cleverlaziness

Жыл бұрын

Enigma’s has become GS 2.0, I dont expect competent admins

@refraggedbean

Жыл бұрын

so you got banned for a normal landing and taxi procedure?

@bryanholland6987

Жыл бұрын

@@refraggedbean yep. The kid kept yelling that I ran into him when I landed first and was slowing down. I couldn't key up to say anything and they just believed him since he was yelling foul.

@chae_shoko

Жыл бұрын

i banned because i was sad and mention my depression and leaved discord so as not anoy, butafter gone and then banned from discord suddenly i was ban from dcs server even. People in discord engimas did solicit for module me and other things. Who i gave module after he solicit me for it is currently admin wich is not nice :c when post on a other related discord that people solicit me for module and other things message was removed and i told not talk about that. I not perfect but this treatmant ridiculos. :(

@c0rvidz359

Жыл бұрын

@@bryanholland6987 im gonna make sure all my mics are set up to +600dbs just so i never get banned

Back in my day the only “server rules” were the Geneva conventions. And frankly we viewed them as suggestions

@Wiskaksk2

Жыл бұрын

Think you mean “checklist”

"Cessnas don't carry 4 rocket pods." The L-19 and O-2 have entered the chat.

@sergeantmoo7832

Жыл бұрын

There's also a photo of someone sticking 2 magic infrared missiles on a biplane

@RustyDroid

Жыл бұрын

Also the A-37 was capable of it.

Ralfi breaking server rules, not with brass balls, but with a finely shaved balls 🤣

@ralfidude

Жыл бұрын

and they smell great!

@maxhammerum7705

Жыл бұрын

@@ralfidude gonna need to verify that sir

@lilasnowflake5632

Жыл бұрын

@@maxhammerum7705 "I am rather looking forward to this analysis"

@Arthurskittenboywife

Жыл бұрын

@@ralfidude ill be the judge of that

I actually watched the sponsor part, it's so ASMRish, you gotta make a RalfiASMR channel, "Reading the whole F/A18 NATOPS flight manual **whispers**" or "Slow and steady DCS maneuvers"

@ralfidude

Жыл бұрын

How about an onlyfans where I strip joysticks down and lube their shaft, then put the whole thing back together and see how smooth they are?

@potatonamedtate6727

Жыл бұрын

@@ralfidude Best job I ever had

@sledgetype0029

Жыл бұрын

@@ralfidude stuff like that should be uploaded on the Hub, pretty sure onlyfans would ban it

@michakasprzak6869

Жыл бұрын

@@ralfidude LMFAO

@TheRandomSqueak

Жыл бұрын

@@ralfidude thanksgiving isn’t the only thing giving me the meat sweats 👁👄👁

When you mentioned arming Cessnas, the military did outfit some cessna 'bird dogs' (developed from the 170 and parts of the 180) with white phosphorus marking rockets for light surveillance. So it wasn't just the caravan! Source: The aviation program at my school has one sitting in the maintenance hangar. Look up 'Cessna Bird Dog' to see them outfitted with rockets and other stuff.

@jubuttib

Жыл бұрын

There's also obviously the A-37, which while not following the ethos of the Bird Dog and the Combat Caravan, is still an armed Cessna. =)

@katherinespezia4609

Жыл бұрын

Cessna Skymasters were also used as FAC aircraft in Vietnam and were armed.

always a good day when ralfi uploads

@Error-33

Жыл бұрын

Ikr makes my day atleast 2x better when he uploads

"You can bomb that" ruh roh 😳

@ralfidude

Жыл бұрын

famous last words...

@Enigma89

Жыл бұрын

@@ralfidude lol. Just so you know, we USED to let road base be attacked but what ended up happening was that players were racing to bomb the road bases and make then unusable. Then flight times got really rough for everyone. So we use the bubble to protect them, that way people can have reasonable flight times. Airfields, CAN be bombed because they self-repair after an hour. Road bases are just roads and we don't have a way to repair them in DCS. So hopefully this clears up the confusion. The only way road bases can be shut down on the server is if helicopters capture them with infantry (again not by attacking them straight up and cratering the roads).

@ralfidude

Жыл бұрын

All good, I'm not questioning the rules at all, we just didn't read them, and that's completely on us.

@OperatorDrewski

Жыл бұрын

@@ralfidude No it's on ME LOL

@thefelon8027

Жыл бұрын

@@OperatorDrewski wow

For real ralfi, noone makes such entertaining DCS content as you do! Love the music selection. Well job, good done man!

Great video, and thanks for including the tracklist- I really like your taste in music!

@ralfidude

Жыл бұрын

Glad you liked it!

@thepizzaguy7379

Жыл бұрын

@@ralfidude I loved the use of “Love on a roll” after the bombing run!

The rules breaking moment is such a shits 'n giggles moment.

You spelled MiG-28 wrong! ;) That road base landing was smooth though, good job!

The shot at 10:00 two Tiger II's taking off from the road is MONEY AF.

Sees a new Ralfidude video…neuron presses like button 👍

Great video, as always ❤ God I miss dcs days, can’t wait when this war will end.

@daszieher

Жыл бұрын

Although it might not always seem like it, we feel for you guys and hope this ends as quickly as possible (in your favour).

@tjh6558

Жыл бұрын

@@Compton2952 YOU don't. But the rest of us gladly do and can't wait to see it end

@tjh6558

Жыл бұрын

@@Compton2952 you're right, the rich elite do want war. That's why putin invaded a sovereign nation that didn't do anything. They have the right to defend themselves, and the MIC has the right to provide

@tjh6558

Жыл бұрын

@@Compton2952 lmao, your version of history is so fucking delusional it's hilarious. Bet you think western aid is biden cover up too

Drewski repping the Viggen, heck yeah! Great video as usual. Always a treat when there’s a new upload.

If you have any ideas why those rocekts didn't go off on the second run, then let me know int he comments below. Things I checked: - Rocket pylon switches were the only ones up - Master arm was on - Knob was set to rockets - Selective Jettison was set back to off.

@dencuze

Жыл бұрын

Did you firmly believe in the rockets and the helping hand of God, guiding them into your target? DID YA

@KarlMathiasMoberg

Жыл бұрын

Pardon my ignorance, because it's only a quarter of a second view, but to me it looks like you didn't have rockets loaded, but looks like Maverics or some kind of missile?

@Bisbye

Жыл бұрын

@@KarlMathiasMoberg you can’t load mavericks onto the tiger. i think ralfi honestly was bugged. nothing seemed wrong

@czartraktheprotogen

Жыл бұрын

I wonder if it had something to do with your weapons being deleted when you attacked the roadbase? The message said it had deleted your weapons Edit: I see you mentioned this at the end of the video lol, this is why we should watch the whole thing before commenting lol

@spectralsarah

Жыл бұрын

The jettison switch appears to be down in the ALL position.

Man something i wish i could just reach out and wipe the F-5Es canopy, or ask the group crew to do something about it

@ralfidude

Жыл бұрын

We really could have used that before landing....

@vojtechvacek4783

Жыл бұрын

@@ralfidude isn´t it just fogging up? I never tought it was modeled, but im using it anyway and dont usually have these issues

@ralfidude

Жыл бұрын

It's a lighting issue at the wrong angle and zoomed in. Very jarring.

@themortz

Жыл бұрын

@@ralfidude i have one of those so called "magic" clothes in my car, i would buy another to put in F-5Es "loose object" box near my left leg

@themortz

Жыл бұрын

@@vojtechvacek4783 to me it's more like fingerprints, like the ones on the mirrors and phone screens

God bless you, nice video. I would love more content with Drewski! :D

I love these music pieces with 1980s vibes. They just fit in so well - good job with the video =)

Loved the video @ralfidude! Can't wait for the next DCS video man! Have you seen the A-1 Skyraider in DCS yet? It looks so good and I'm glad it's finally coming to the game! If you want a Ground Attack Aircraft from the Cold War Era, look no Further because this thing was a Beast in it's heyday!

The “that tickles” scene reminds me of an og Shits and Giggles scene

Going the old way and Dumb bomb, or rocket something is so underated. Or even strafe It. Just love the oldies...

loved that sped up sequece at 8:00!

Nice video, dude. I watch your A-10 tutorials frequently, they're the best out there. Very simple and easy to understand. I'm a fan of the Tiger, even though it's pathetically underpowered in a dogfight, in my view.

For the rockets not firing, check that you didnt inadvertently go into ACM/Dogfight lock. It prevents the rockets (and bombs) from being released. Not sure why, but it does.

Love the music for this makes me feel the need...the need for speed. Great upload

I hate servers with stupid rules, and hate the moderators/admins that enforce them too strictly even more. No amount of appealing to common sense when you make a mistake works. They power trip over what little power they have over a server used by 20 people then wonder why their server dies. Been banned from 2 DCS servers in my life and I don't even remember what I did lmao, all I remember is being pissed at one of them because I know I did nothing wrong, while my wingman did literally the same thing and didn't get banned.

Those ground textures look better than I remember. Are you using a mod here? The mountains around 5:00-6:00 look really nice.

Dude I always mess up rockets in that thing too, it's so frustrating especially after hauling them all the way out there doing 5mph.

I like that song at 12:00! I downloaded the version with the lyrics though :)

Ralfi...apparently, you need some rainx on that cockpit canopy lol

anyone else EXTREMELY surprised that 12:56 AIM-9B shot wasn't distracted by that flaring MiG? wild

@army2207

Жыл бұрын

Too close for the missle to get distracted

@blessthismessss

Жыл бұрын

@@army2207 don't know if that's true of what an irl 9B would do but yeah that's the only reason I can think of. MiG must have left his afterburner on, too

@SenkaBandit

Жыл бұрын

Well it’s an caged seeker, so maybe the plane was a little above or below the missile and didn’t appear directly in front of it

@blessthismessss

Жыл бұрын

@@SenkaBandit all IR missiles actually do uncage after launch, the gimbal physically unlocks and I believe the 9B in particular has a gimbal FoV of about 40°

@SenkaBandit

Жыл бұрын

@@blessthismessss ah I see. Then I’ll just assume the missile just decided the MiG was a priority target or something

Pretty sure you can alleviate some of the condensation on your cockpit by regulating the A/C airflow, but I haven't properly flown the F-5 in 8 years so I might be spewing b/s. Can't remember.

@ralfidude

Жыл бұрын

I don't believe that's modelled in the F5, the only one I know of that does it for sure is the Jeff.

@Bogeyatyour6YT

Жыл бұрын

@@ralfidude I'll check one of these days and get back to you. Haha yea the Jeff is pretty pronounced when it does it :)

this makes me want to re download the f-5, i just dont run enough cold war era missions to fly it enough and be good with it

4:28 there is a cessna at the okc omniplex museum that has 2 rocket pods

4:30 Cessnas can carry four rocket pods. The Cessna A-37 Dragonfly. ;)

Hey Ralfi...try the canopy defog on the right. I think it works in game

@ralfidude

Жыл бұрын

It does not. I checked, As of November 2021 it was still only the Jeff that has a working defogger in DCS. So unless they stealthily added it to a module that has received no love for many years now, then it's definitely not in.

@AnthonyCarrierYouTube

Жыл бұрын

@@ralfidude dang it...I was having that issue and I tried it and in my mind it went away. I must have been flying tired lol

Wait Ralfi still can upload videos, I thought he lost that ability? Ok, ok...I AM Sorry! Nice to see you😊

That TK was so unfortunate, as was losing a joust with a shilka lol 😅. Always love to see a fresh Ralfi upload, especially when Viggen’s are involved.

@ralfidude

Жыл бұрын

that wasn't a TK. That was the server killing Kamsa for attacking the road base. Hence the title.

@timmy3822

Жыл бұрын

@@ralfidude oh my bad, I thought he got caught in the blast from the rockets!

Good to see some F-5 action

Cessna Bird Dogs were also used in the military ;)

Which flightstick and throttel are you currently using?

You guys are great. Imo get me a F-E I'm searching as I speak. Thank you for this excellent video. I have a new Overkill System from X Force It is kick ass. I am a old flight sim guy. Not a gamer. Thanks again. Keep breaking the rules. DCS - Handle " The Texan " . I love Manscaped , I am beautiful ! 😁

They also armed Cessna 337 which is a funny looking plane especially with rocket pods.

Ralfidude So the Cessna 337 is used in Vietnam theater it could carry rocket .

Okay, first: If it's forbidden to attack bases, *why didn't they fucking disable the ability for damage of road bases/add an invisible wall/box of where weapons cannot penetrate said wall/box, easier than kicking*

that guitar solo great work!

During my startup sequence i always set the cabin temp to max... This seems to take care of the canopy fogging up on me :)

Most pointless mission Mk. 2 (because you are all in MiG-28's - mostly) - You know its a good fun video when you 'Hail Hydra' for the rockets ! Re other Cessna's with rockets - the 337 Skymaster RG with lots-more-than-four as the O-1 in 'Nam...

The issue with your rocket pods not firing was that your Jettison switch was in the downmost position, not center. its very easy to accidently put it in the downmost position after dropping the tank. I've done it more than a handful of times myself.

@ralfidude

11 ай бұрын

Negative, position is in the middle, was triple checked. Turned out it was the dogfight switch from the previous merge staying on thus overriding the authority on launching missile and not rockets and bombs.

@chrisaustin1042

11 ай бұрын

@@ralfidude Oh I see. My bad, I didnt realize that dogfight mode could override launch authority. It's not a mode I use very often so there's alot I need to learn about it still.

@ralfidude

11 ай бұрын

@chrisaustin1042 not a problem, most thought it was the same thing with the Jett switch.

@chrisaustin1042

11 ай бұрын

@@ralfidude Its a very fun aircraft to fly though despite some of its quirks. Also, out of curiosity, any plans to make another video on enigmas with the V2 system?

great video ralfi!

Cessnas dont carry 4 rocket pods "Bird Dog and Skymaster have entered the chat!"

Mmmmmm, them sweet external shots! Finally!

@ralfidude

Жыл бұрын

My track actually worked for this plane. It was a blessing.

I came here for the ball ad, thanks 😊 Also your rockets didn’t fire because of the jettison switch location

@ralfidude

Жыл бұрын

Nope, it was in the middle. Turns out it was the dogfight switch. I forgot to set the dogfight switch back to center after that short dogfight with the mig.

@TrickerDCS

Жыл бұрын

@@ralfidude interesting, looks like the switch is down

@ralfidude

Жыл бұрын

@@TrickerDCS Trust me, it's literally the first thing I checked since I know that's the issue with jettison, happened once too many times. But it's in the middle position. Dogfight switch did it which makes sense since in dogfight mode the weapon release would fire the aim9s and not rockets.

@TrickerDCS

Жыл бұрын

@@ralfidude damn, well good video anyway

Y'wanna know fucked up? I did it. I FF'd Enigma himself. whoops

A MANSCAPED SPONSORSHIP??? LFG!!!!!!

Hey ralfi, have any recommendations for flight sticks and throttles? I’ve been wanting to get into DCS but that’s been a big hurdle

@ralfidude

Жыл бұрын

20 dollar price range Console Gamepad: imgur.com/a/0y4YsYp Logitech 3d Pro Flight Stick 60 dollar price range Thrustmaster T-Flight Hotas X 150 dollar price range Thrustmaster T16000M FCS (Stick and Throttle) 250 dollar price range VKB Gladiator NXT Flight Stick + Thrustmaster TWCS Throttle Logitech X56 HOTAS 350 dollar price range VKB Gladiator NXT Flight Stick + Winwing Orion F18 Throttle 400 dollar price range Orion2 HOTAS Metal 500 dollar price range Winwing Orion 2 HOTAS MAX Virpil VPC Mongoos T-50 + VKB Gladiator NXT Flight Stick Thrustmaster Warthog throttle and stick

@donk5058

Жыл бұрын

@@ralfidude oh wow thanks a lot 🙏

„Anti-chaffing Boxers“? Good thing you played on a mostly Fox 2 server

6:35 RIP

that discord leave and join got me

So nice and relaxing

1:58 I died while watching this for the first time

Make sure you hit the switch to go back to radar scan mode to make your rockets go off the rails

For the record. That's probably the best manscape sponsorship segment I have ever seen.

@ralfidude

Жыл бұрын

Why thank you!

what are those flaps that open up when you fire the cannons that are right underneath the barrel?

@bingesleeper7194

Жыл бұрын

Its to stop the gas from ammo used from going into the engines which can cause some issues lol.

They modified a Cessna 337 skymaster in Vietnam to carry out ground attack roles. I think it's called the O-2?

2:36 *starts crying*

This is a question unrelated to the video, but did you kickstart an RPG game called Encased? There's a character towards the end of the game called Gregorz and then a long jibberish surname and your channel is the only thing that I can think of.

@Arcyguana

Жыл бұрын

Grzegorz Brzeczysczykiewicz is in general a reference to an old Polish movie

@jimmydesouza4375

Жыл бұрын

@@Arcyguana If you know the movie, could you explain it to me? I am curious and all of the search results are in Polish. Also thank you for typing out the full name, I couldn't even search for it as I had no idea how to spell it.

@Arcyguana

Жыл бұрын

@@jimmydesouza4375 I haven't seen it myself, besides the scene it's from, but the joke is that long Polish names and words are incompatible with German and thus the German jailer has a hard time writing the name he gives. Once he manages and asks the guy for where he's from, our Grzegorz (thoough im not even sure the character is even called that) replies with an even harder to decipher reply.

What exactly are they saying when they call out things like "029 for 63"? I assume it has something to do with compass direction and other information but I couldn't find anything online cause I'm not sure how to search for something like that.

@ralfidude

Жыл бұрын

Bearing range altitude aspect

The dirty ass HUD is super annoying haha. Did you figure out why your rockets weren't firing? I've had the same issue multiple times, I do the same arm procedure every time and still sometimes they don't work.

@ralfidude

Жыл бұрын

Dogfight override switch from the mig 21 fight was still on.

@MAxAMILLIoN757

Жыл бұрын

@@ralfidude what switch is that? The gun sight switch?

@ThirdRules

Жыл бұрын

​@MAxAMILLIoN if you're using the tm warthog, by default it's mapped to the counter measures switch on the joystick.

yup, hydra sounds really familiar :XD

More than anyone else- I am appalled that you would strike a serene and holy road-base. -.-

What's the server name? I have just recently buy A-10C II, when it is on sale right now, gonna watch some of yours tutorials.

@denneledoe873

Жыл бұрын

it's mentioned at the start: Enigma's cold war.

The sponsor was funnier than the damn content 😂😂😂

The soundtrack is lit

I love ur vids so much ❤💪

7:30 bro you need to defog your canopy

What are those red/blue boxes on the map at the start?

@nomennisceo6495

Жыл бұрын

The frontlines, it how Enigmas server shows it

Select jettison is in the down position, you should be able to read "Pylons' from All Pylons when the jettison switch is in the middle. We've all been there brother. Bring 14:05 up on your phone and then jump into a fresh 5 and compare. Love me some Enigma!

@ralfidude

Жыл бұрын

I checked that switch first, I even went back to my first person point of view and saw that I was flipping that switch to check it, and it was definitely in the middle position. Even just now I compared it to my first run, vs second run. Same exact position. So it wasn't that.

@kceffect

Жыл бұрын

@@ralfidude After watching again, after you committed your war crime, did you land, rearm efuel and take off or did you grab a new bird? @ 14:07 you have one aim 9 left and it isnt growling even though your using your gun.

@ralfidude

Жыл бұрын

@@kceffect new jet at that point.

@kceffect

Жыл бұрын

Right on. At the 4:44 Mark your jettison switch is off/centered and can read pylons and at 14:05 the switch is down and to the left covering pylons and it will look elongated compared to the 4:44 mark when centered, still weird you weren't getting sidewinder tone while using gun there at the end tho.

@ralfidude

Жыл бұрын

@@kceffect Maybe it's possible I took a hit along the way somewhere and that did something? Or I got bugged out from the previous strike. Not too sure.

I would love to learn how to program my controller and flight in DCS

Combat simulator but attacking enemies is prohibited

@woodzwalk

Жыл бұрын

I know right they could at least put the road bases closer to civilian areas and say it's a ROE thing.

looks great

In case no one told you, the jettison select switch needs to be turned off (middle position) for stores to work. Took me forever to figure this out when I started in the f5.

What are those things that pop up when you use the gun on the F-5?

@hphp31416

Жыл бұрын

gun gas exhaust

@natekott

Жыл бұрын

Gun gas deflectors. They prevent the burned powder from being sucked into the engine intake.

12:26 is no one gonna mention the self-landing viggen?

You can bomb those road bases 🤣🤣🤣 I know where this is going already rip

12:55 That was close xD

Ralfi there is a bug in the game when you drop and jettison things and you rearm they don’t shoot.

2:03 B A L L D E O D O R A N T

God I hate the cockpit glares in DCS. This has got to have been because of an update. The F-5 was not like this.

need more now!

Is That Growling Sidewinder I hear?

@kamsa1243

Жыл бұрын

Is that a hearing aid I see?

Next time, try the Mig-21 or better, the Mig-19 on that server. Esp in the earlier cold war scenario on the caucasus rotation when there are no Aim-9P5s. It's a challenge and hella fun.

Ah please Ralf you nuked friendlies before this is nothing

how can you get external view from Enigmas?

@ralfidude

Жыл бұрын

by taking your replay MP track and editing the LUAs to allow it. :)

@shingh2068

Жыл бұрын

@@ralfidude awesome! I didn't know this trick! thanks

Aww hell man.....not you too. Hard feel respect a shill for manscaped

nice video