I know many of you prefer the chilled geoguessr vids but I want to thank those who don’t for bearing with me during this relatively calm period. The storm is coming, and it’s gonna more than reward you for your patience!

@jonas9

25 күн бұрын

Sadly you cannot really play along that well since the time still counts down and you already know where you are once you've placed your marker.

@gyros69420

25 күн бұрын

Today I found out I live 15 minutes from Bell End

@markvogel5872

25 күн бұрын

BRO YOU GOT ALLUDED TO IN A TIMCAST IRL PODCAST!!!!!!!! The one about the portal in Dublin being shut down...check it out that's amazing!!!

@Dr.LongMonkey

25 күн бұрын

@@markvogel5872Beanie boy watches Tom?

@doctor_gibbo1392

25 күн бұрын

@@gyros69420 That was my nick name in school.

He literally spent a whole minute explaining what a chode is before actually trying to guess where it was. i love you tom

@bt82

25 күн бұрын

I’d never heard of a chode!

@ChrisTravelss

25 күн бұрын

I was glad for the explanation. I'm british and never heard chode in my life.

@FabDino

25 күн бұрын

@@ChrisTravelss Aussies know, classic schoolyard insult

@cathrynlisa

25 күн бұрын

A fellow ignorant Brit here. Even from a similar neck of the woods and never heard it. Every day's a school day (appropriately enough)!

@olenilsen4660

24 күн бұрын

@@ChrisTravelss I knew just because of Susie Dent ;) I´m Norwegian.

For the love of god please tell me he's recording

@sowianskizonierz2693

25 күн бұрын

Get in!

@Patrick-sz4sn

25 күн бұрын

he wasnt :(

@ArloLipof

25 күн бұрын

I’m afraid he isn’t, we will never get to see this video! 😩

@thekingofming

25 күн бұрын

@@Patrick-sz4snI came here to say the same thing 😂

@CristiNeagu

25 күн бұрын

I know, right! I too wait with bated breath for him to check if he's recording or not. You never know until then.

damn he ignored netherthong and went for upperthong instead

@Kelpo45

25 күн бұрын

That moment was actually devestating

@tracik1277

25 күн бұрын

I had a drink in a lesbian pub in Upper Dicker once many moons ago on the way back to London from either Hastings or Bournemouth, can’t remember. Also passed by Lower Dicker on the way.

@pbjbagel

25 күн бұрын

And Thongsbridge.

@stephensteele3553

25 күн бұрын

The man prefers whale tails.

@iCrapBubbles

24 күн бұрын

As someone from Barnsley, he had so many better picks, like Wombwell and Grimethorpe, and even Shafton. I also want to add that Penistone is actually pronounced “Penny’s ton.” Rather than a sound that your penis makes. 😂

"Can we end it on a high?" - ERECT on the sign. We certainly can Tom. We certainly can.

Best. Signoff. Ever.

Can't believe you'd slander Horace Pissfingers like that

@ErdTirdMans

25 күн бұрын

The Pissfingers are a proud and storied family of cartographers without whom England could never have reached its heights!

@bazoski1er

25 күн бұрын

there is a reasonable chance he isnt even a cheater, there is only 50 locations on the map so if you had played it enough times you could memorise them pretty easily

@DougieL

25 күн бұрын

@@bazoski1er memorise the answers = cheating?

@SDrtheone

24 күн бұрын

@@DougieL Strong, somewhat unfair advantage.

@olivern7220

21 күн бұрын

That’s what I did -Horace

😂 the cheeky "see you next Tuesday" you casually dropped while talking about Erect! 😂😂

11:10 “Can we end it on a high?” *Erect appears* Pure poetry that is

”Let’s get a perfect score in Penistone, something that i certainly haven’t done before” xD

@marcjohnson3553

24 күн бұрын

Funniest line out of the many funny lines from this video 😂

@pikachuchujelly7628

23 күн бұрын

I love how he pronounces it like that, even though the correct pronounciation is PEN-is-ton.

@ViApp0

20 күн бұрын

I put the mark for the first picture on Penistone and immediately forgot its location when it came up.

"Gaping Anus" 🤣

@rusduderus

25 күн бұрын

i love that someone would read the comments before watching and near the end will be like "Wait, i was promised a place named Gaping Anus in the comments! where is it?" xd

@emy5845

25 күн бұрын

47.5988 N, 3.5326 E

@AcidicProductionsHD

25 күн бұрын

Instant demonization 😂

@thany3

25 күн бұрын

A common British term for "Until our next endeavour, my good sirs/madams"

@tupolev141

23 күн бұрын

As a non native English speaker, I didn't know that was a genuine way to say goodbye. I will use it from now on!

There's a crossroads in Devon called "Cockramsbutt" I drove there with a friend, it was worth it.

While searching for Penistone, I came across Cockermouth. What a place lol

@Scott3387

25 күн бұрын

It's the mouth of the river Cocker, what else are you going to call it? haha

@jjbankert

25 күн бұрын

I hardly know her

@ACreativeERROR

22 күн бұрын

What's ironic is I used to live up the road from Penistone and now I leave near Cockermouth. I don't know what this says about me.

Love that it says Barnsley on that Penistone sign, because that's so close to "barnslig", which means "childish" in Norwegian.

@beorlingo

25 күн бұрын

I wish he'd pronounced it correctly once also, which I'm sure he didn't

@Sylence01

25 күн бұрын

@@beorlingo He did not, it's pronounced pen-iston.

@beorlingo

25 күн бұрын

@@Sylence01 that's what I thought. 😊

@CyanideSun94

25 күн бұрын

Same in swedish too!

@Benjamin-mq6hu

25 күн бұрын

@@CyanideSun94 Close in pronunciation to how a Scanian would pronounce "barnslig" too

When I was in the scouts as a young boy i often had to scale the heights of Lord Herefords Knob.

@GeoWizard

25 күн бұрын

He was my scout leader too 😢

@Tommikala

25 күн бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/qqR7x8abiZysYJc.html

@doctor_gibbo1392

25 күн бұрын

@@GeoWizard He was always readjusting my woggle

When you have any of this letters in a word: ă, â, î, ș, ț you are most probably in Romania.

@cvbattum

25 күн бұрын

and the ț is pronounced as a ts, he might have gotten away with saying it as "cuntsa" (and pronounced the u as the ou in you)

@tomscorpion6288

25 күн бұрын

Yeah, it's crazy he missed that. He was probably thinking it's just a dirt on the sign.

@Mrissecool

25 күн бұрын

ș is present in most of eastern europe, and Turkey. The other ones are spot on though.

@slifer0081

25 күн бұрын

​@Mrissecool no?

@Griloso

25 күн бұрын

 is common in portuguese too

Being from North Carolina, Erect is actually pretty close to Apex, Horneytown, High Point, and of course Climax.

@andrewhawkins6754

25 күн бұрын

Don't forget about Morehead!

When you said, "Of course that needs to be a 'u'", immediately I was like "Oh yeah, pissu would be quite funny, too" 🙈

As a Romanian viewer of yours I feel like I have the obligation to let you know that one of the places you zoomed into in Romania, at 10:56, "Scule Pentru Tine", theoretically means "Tools For You", but it also means "Dicks For You" colloquially, and I can't help but hear it in that way.

@TwistedForHire

24 күн бұрын

You are a champion for spreading this amazingness.

There's a seaside village near me in Donegal, Ireland by the name of Muff. And it has a diving club.

@JasonAllenSomerset

25 күн бұрын

"Muff Diving Club. All welcome. Bring your own towel".

@RedcastleGAV78

25 күн бұрын

Wouldn’t really call it seaside, but yes. It’s Muff

@davissae

25 күн бұрын

Please send me a Muff Diving Club T-shirt

On the bucketlist: have a cerveza with Tom in Chodes🍻

@olenilsen4660

24 күн бұрын

Preferrably on the table beside him as he lets the locals know what they are called... ;)

Tom you have inspired me to do a Minge Lane to Bellend mission this summer

soooooooooooo excited for the new series next week!!!

I'm from Bromsgrove. Can remember a friend phoning in a daytime tv show competition and they cut him off air when he told them he lived in Lickey End. Just up the road from Bell End.

Romania is much more Eastern Orthodox than Catholic, but both are very into displaying images and icons of Christ like that in a way you wouldn't really see in Protestant cultures.

Its time for Straight Line England :) been waiting ages for this one. Also please do a Scotland attempt 2 with Greg some time

@gyros69420

25 күн бұрын

Scotland 2 needs to happen. Covid can't get in the way any more

@a.baciste1733

25 күн бұрын

Can already hear the 8bit tunes in my head

Please only play this map in the future. Good chuckles

Those two last words of the vid 😵 But refusing to pronounce Cunta! Great stuff as usual

Just to make the Romanian town that little bit better, around 1 1/2h drive away is a place called _Făget_ . Oh, and for the record, you are right: Romanians generally not catholic, they are mostly eastern orthodox.

I can almost guarantee that the folk in Chodes don't know what their town name means in english slang! I've been living in the UK for almost 20 years and I had never heard that word before. It made me laugh so much. Thanks for another amazing vid!

@frameturtle

17 күн бұрын

It's interesting, he says its UK slang, but as an American, I feel like its broadly known in America.

Well this map needs to make it into the regular video rotation for sure.

10:57 Yeah, in Dutch, the word 'kut' is the precise translation of 'that word', so it makes perfect sense.

Made a channel just to comment two things: 1) It's a shame they didn't include Intercourse and Blue Ball, two Amish towns 10 miles from eachother here in Pennsylvania! 2) Can't express how excited I am for your England mission Tom. I've been going through some health issues and watching your adventures has been really helpful. I visited the UK (London, Bristol, and Cardiff) for the first time a few months ago and loved it. Want to go back soon to see the countryside :)

@markvogel5872

25 күн бұрын

Also...climax and bird in hand!

@Bjebsys-uy5ij

25 күн бұрын

Haha yes and Rough and Ready and Fertility!

@markvogel5872

25 күн бұрын

@@Bjebsys-uy5ij Pennsylvania is just an absolute unit of a state for goofy names.

@nate9065

25 күн бұрын

I was disappointed he didn't go to Intercourse when he was searching more Amish people in how not to travel America

@philsey6913

25 күн бұрын

@@Bjebsys-uy5ij I've never heard of these two. Where are they in PA?

This is probably one of my favorites of yours Tom. Your impersonation of the spaniard in the bar is just great.

I love how you are so good at this Tom that you can entertain us for 90 seconds of the round before focusing for a result in the last 30 - solid !

I once made the iconic Roadtrip from Petting over Fucking (nowadays known as Fugging) to Wedding. Was fun and we were in the alps anyway.

My man missed THONGSBRIDGE smh

I love these classic (ish) Geoguessr videos so muchhh

“Up north in Britain” and it’s in the middle of the entire land, English people man 😂😂

@SamThredder

25 күн бұрын

Up North in Britain is Scotland. Up North in England however, there's been wars over this. Well, maybe only in pubs, but yeah there's been fights at least. I see it like this. Above Birmingham, equals North. Birmingham and below, Midlands. Below Midlands (The Midlands isn't really that big) equals the South. I've heard people say the watford gap but is that where the midlands is meant to start? fuck knows mate. i'm from croydon

This was great! I'm from northern Finland, and we have some outrageous names, such as Paskalammensuo (Shitty Pond's Bog), Kyrpävaara (Cockmountain), Kullinkuristuksen saari (Cock Strangling Island) etc etc

@StefanNoack

24 күн бұрын

Probably at some point local people got annoyed when cartographers came along and asked what every single thing is called so they started making up things 😂

A good tip for this very particular circumstance - if you are looking at the Latvian language it will not have any W or Y because we don't use those letters. Some older signage (which shouldn't be on any official maps) might use W from when we still were taking notes from the Germans (and our German Lords) but that's only in the case of old old signs.

Always remember driving home to the UK from Germany in my army days, last stop to use our military fuel vouchers was ‘Wankum’

3:58 I was there yesterday, live like 10 miles away, and me and my mates spent like 15 mins cracking jokes at it. never gets old

@SDE1994

24 күн бұрын

im not far away either, it think it was Clarkson that really made the joke famous

I was looking at google maps the other day around my area and saw the town of Erect and thought 'hmm, that's odd'. Then I saw this thumbnail.

If you see ț or ș (sometimes a dot rather than the comma, such as in round 4) then it’s Romania as Romanian is the only language with those 2 characters. Not to be mixed up with the Turkish ş which is similar but uses the cedilla rather than the comma. Great video, can’t wait for more rude place names!

@SamThredder

25 күн бұрын

great tip!

@pierrefley5000

25 күн бұрын

And if you're into vampires and know about Vlad "The Impaler" Tepes, his name is actually Ţepeş ("tsepesh"), which makes it easy to remember those characters.

@pikachuchujelly7628

23 күн бұрын

Those ladder-like telephone poles are a giveaway that it's eastern Europe.

12:01 You are a cunning linguist, Tom!

Been watching you for a good 5 or so years Tom, and as much as I love every single video you bring out, this is by far my favourite. Thankyou Sir!

The fourth round was a great opportunity for a "Get in!"

Cant wait for the mission across Chodes

I thought Penistone had to be near Horncastle, but it was 63 miles away...

I could literally get lost in my own neighborhood. Everytime i was like "how is this even possible". You could drop this person anywhere on earth and he'd find the nearest city.

Tom is one of the funniest KZreadrs

the way you pronounced chodes with anither possible pronunciation(giving emphasis to o) is the word for pornographic films in Greece, so still not disappointing I might say😂

@vissdabeast6573

25 күн бұрын

7:14 is the time stamp

@metalswifty23

25 күн бұрын

I actually thought it was gonna be Greece as it seemed very Greek to me (as someone who doesn't know the language lol)

@vissdabeast6573

25 күн бұрын

@@metalswifty23 well in Greece it's very rare to see a building like the one in 7:29 ,also the road gives every vibe except for the greek vibe, although I cannot explain it very well

Loved this video, definitely brought the child out in me. Love what ya do, and you seem like a great bloke too. More power to you!

Last summer I worked on a project just up the road from a lovely village in the south of France called Le Saix, pronounced how you think. There was a great party there on the 15th of August there as well (a holiday in France), which we affectionately called la fête du saix (the party of the saix)

@ehjapsyar

25 күн бұрын

There is a peak in the French speaking part of Valais, Switzerland, called the "Sex noir"

I'm glad I chose to have my ice lolly after the video, not during.

You could make several of these videos using just place names from Newfoundland and Nova Scotia 😂

This video is bloody fucking brilliant! Seriously, one of the best damn things I've watched in ages. Shit, you really know how to make killer content. Keep up the kickass work, you absolute wankers! Cheers!

Absolutely amazing video, one of my favourite as of late, you should do more on this map. So SO excited for the next video

I‘d been thrilled if somewhere in this map there are some lovely Bavarian villages like Tittmoning…

Please play this map again lmao. Top quality video

There is an FC Chodes, you should go there and swap shirts with the locals.

13:47 I like that "let it all out" is in itself toilet humour

I would love to see this map again. Also very much looking forward to next week

When you go to Spain, Chodes to sit in the bar, please - PLEASE - do it in the only appropriate way: roadtrip in a Mitsubishi "Pajero". When you don't know what the word means, please look it up. We drove back then with that car to Spain and got the most hilarious looks. Mucv later found out what it means.

@SamThredder

25 күн бұрын

"itinerant straw seller" is the first thing i saw on google hahahahaha "one who speaks nonsense". beautiful

@SamThredder

25 күн бұрын

So basically, the Mitsubishi Idiot hahaha

@renerpho

25 күн бұрын

@@SamThredder I suppose "wanker" is the closest translation. We have a town called "Wixhausen" close to where I grew up (central Germany). Always made fun of that, too.

@googlemapsspeedruns777

24 күн бұрын

@@renerpho In Vienna there's a street called "Julius-Ficker-Straße" lmao

@renerpho

24 күн бұрын

@@googlemapsspeedruns777 Ficker/Ficken isn't a particularly unusual surname in Germany and Austria, so I'm sure this isn't the only one. :) In the 1990s and 2000s, there was a genuine entry for a "Wilma Ficken" in Bremen's telephone directory -- which sounds like "will mal ficken", meaning "I just want to fuck".

That was a treat. Can't wait for the new mission! Thank you geo wizard

I can't wait for the new video with the mission across England, i think i watched all your other straight line videos and i love them. I may not agree with the rules and some of the risks you take (i think could be just as good giving yourself more leeway to going around private property) but that's your choice, it's still fun to watch!

i wonder if the guy that made this map just googled every lewd word he could think of following by "location" or something of that sort...

Who else is waiting for England

Tom!! You were not recording!

I can't wait for the mission across England!!! never neen more excited for a series to drop!!!!

Been a fan for years Tom and thank you for the content. Wish these videos were a bit longer though.

soooo excited for the next video!

This is very funny and wow, you are a lucky guesser! This reminds me of a bicycle trip my son and a friend once made through the Netherlands and Belgium to visit all kinds of places with rude dutch names.

Beautiful. More of this map Tom!

Saw title, instantly clicked... "Rodney throbber ...... 🎤🎼🎵🎼🎶" Awesome.

01:45, there is a village with the U instead of the I in France. It has the same sign (albeit a bit better protected likely due to thefts)

I accidentally found a place name in southern france called Condom ahahahha Great video btw Tom!

@jonc4712

25 күн бұрын

There is also Pornic.

9:10 "I won't say it though. I CAN'T say it."

This was a brilliant map and a stunning performance from you Tom 😂 So pumped for the mission!!

I’ve never looked it up so I’m not sure if it’s real, but on the back cover of Paul Young’s first album from the mid 80s there’s a picture of his band standing next to a sign for a place called Shitterton. Underneath there’s a caption saying ‘Did you ever?’

What time is the straight line mission dropping, or is next Sunday tom

You got to do more of these, my sides are hurting from laughing.

I'd love to see more of this 😂

Bloody brilliant video Tom

I am usually very lost and don’t know what you are guessing, but this time I was screaming Romania at you while you deliberated! After a visit there, some distinct things: the “t” in the name; the concrete block electric poles; the lines on the road; and the shape of the Romanian Orthodox Church in the distance!

I come (go on then, wink) from near Bell End and it is also not far from Lickey End - love SW Brum xx

Probably my favourite geoguessr video 🤣🤣

Excellent map. I particularly enjoyed you having so much fun being rude you kept nearly forgetting to work out where you were supposed to be clicking. 🤦🏼‍♀️

Lesss go more Geoguessr! can't wait for the adventure video.

The mission across England... I CANNOT WAIT ANY LONGER

Best outro to a video on KZread. Well done good sir

This man is the reason my mental health is so good with every video motivating me to get out into nature. I'm so excited for straight line across England

Great content as always.. keep it up Thomas

In student time we stranded in Amiens with a broken window of a Fiat car. Fixing an Italian car in France was a challenge. It was evening so we drove a bit around outside Amiens and found a camping side in the neighborhood of Pissy. We had to stay 3 days in Pissy before the new window arrived in the Fiat garage in Amiens. So Pissy was not that funny to us 😂

If only there were extra points for puns. This video pleases my childish sense of humour greatly! 😂

12:02 that joke got me lmaoo. So subtle yet so good

@ValzainLumivix

25 күн бұрын

What's the joke?

@LudicrousBacon

25 күн бұрын

@ValzainLumivix the c word in the uk is often disguised by saying "see you next Tuesday"

Were you recording?

@bambulkomccloud3983

25 күн бұрын

We will never find out...

This is actually brilliant

After years of watching your content, you finally showed my hometown on a video (unfortunately I'm not from Penistone, but not too far away)