I like these because on the surface they seem profound, but when you dig a little deeper they're just silly, but then you dig even deeper still and they get profound again. Then there's a layer that smells faintly of balo mushrooms and hot droid grease, but that's not a story the Jedi would tell you.

@davefellhoelter1343

4 ай бұрын

haa? me c's Y learned the Toung of Smart Arsh or the Ironic, maybe More Onic?

@assembledawesome

4 ай бұрын

like with pie

@davefellhoelter1343

4 ай бұрын

EYE I?@@assembledawesome

@lc1138

4 ай бұрын

​@@davefellhoelter1343dude I'm so sad. My english is not good enough to understand your joke and I feel like I'm missing something exhilarating.

@davefellhoelter1343

4 ай бұрын

YES! as a Husband and Father to ESL(english second language) Immagrants You Are Correct! or? "mildly amusing?" I screw with them Constantly! Can you get me some Ice? "It's in the Oven". @@lc1138 C's Y= to: See you or seeing? "Ironic"= Smart Ass, the Antithesis of Dunb Ass? or? MORON "ic" as in act of? eye I? What a Pirate always says? or a Naval Yes Sr? in "smart ass?" pie 3.14? Or? just stupid nonsense? like the ramblings of the JEDI Master? as a retired Journeyman this concludes my Apprentie lesson for the session! GOD! BLESS! Let's Go Brandon!

Greatest jedi fight with lightsaber turned off

@nukeface3D

4 ай бұрын

I used to have that pfp. Hail to the King baby.

@jimbob3332

4 ай бұрын

"The way of fighting without fighting"

@IVAN_ENT

4 ай бұрын

Na it's when they turn it off mid clash to make their opponent stumble only to turn it back on and chop em in half

@hatuletoh

4 ай бұрын

"The victorious general does not seek battle until the victory is assured"...I think that's--good lord--a *real* Sun Tzu quote, not just some bullshit someone thought would be a funny quote to attribute to Sun Tzu, although I thought it might be amusingly appropriate in this context. Internet singularity has been achieved as the references have collapsed in on themselves, and the laws of humor no longer operate according to the standard model.

@MosBikeShop

4 ай бұрын

Well that's literally Obi Wan. Unless that's been retconned too. 😉

I havent watched lindybeige in over a year, and now i've returned to find that he has gone mad

@grifferz

4 ай бұрын

…der. Madder.

@johnladuke6475

4 ай бұрын

Imagine the poor folks who dropped by once and watched a swing dancing lesson... and subscribed so they wouldn't miss the next one.

@lc1138

4 ай бұрын

​@@johnladuke6475That is life's surprises in two sentences.

@paulmurphy216

4 ай бұрын

Oh, he was always mad. As the proverbial Hatter. He hid it fairly well beneath a charming patina of pseudo-jingoist blarney and funny walks. Now, I feel he has come home. He has nothing to prove so why not just embrace the Inner Nutter at a cosmic level? In the immortal words of Sir Anthony Hogmaney Cecil Melchett, "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"

@chilibeer3912

3 ай бұрын

Literally the same. I figured I would drop by and see what the old lad has been up to and well…

But you will see a Jedi make his student duel with the blast guard down on his helmet.

@thomashowlett8295

4 ай бұрын

I was thinking the same thing! I remember that scene from the original '77 movie.

@laurencefraser

4 ай бұрын

only if you redefine 'duel' completely nonsensically.

@PurpleRhymesWithOrange

4 ай бұрын

@@laurencefraser What is nonsensical about defining 'duel' as a one on one battle? I practice it happened to be against a robot but fighting robots or droids is a very common occurrence in that universe

@ElvenMans

4 ай бұрын

Wasn't that to show that the jedi don't mainly use their eyes to know where a shot or saber slash would come from, but rather they'd use the force to "see" the danger and able to react in advance to it that way?

@zestyorc6506

4 ай бұрын

Jedi hazing

A wise man once said "don't bring thermal detonators to job interviews"

@Free-Bodge79

4 ай бұрын

Brings a whole new meaning to blowing up in the interview. 😂

@Laundry_Hamper

4 ай бұрын

"where we're going, we don't need roads, because we're going to be in space, as is usual for us"

@23bcx

4 ай бұрын

John Mcafee once said "If you don’t wear a bomb vest to a negotiation you're at a disadvantage"

@alberto5770

4 ай бұрын

I would rather being them, on all occasions they assure a blow of an ending 🎉

And again, my right ear hears the wisdom... and the other. does not.

I LOVE that Lindybeige is still doing these. He could do them forever, they are so funny and the impression is devastatingly SPOT ON 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@davefellhoelter1343

4 ай бұрын

better THAN Any new SNL maybe? the SNL So Afrikan Cion in the 70's

The Force seems to have taken some of your right hand!

My eyes deceived me! I thought half of Lindy wan Beige's right hand disappeared!

"How can Eyes be real if our Mirrors aren't real?" Obi Yoda Kenobi

@jimbob3332

4 ай бұрын

"How real eyes can be, if real, mirrors are not?"

Why do I feel like all of these skits are all leading to some phenomenal video later down the line 🤔

This wisdom is a little ironically short-sighted. Not only are most lightsaber techniques dependent on seeing through the force to pre-empt an opponents attacks, there is a race in star wars cannon and legends called the Miraluka who are near-humans who have no eyes at all but function just as well as humans due to their force sensitive nature and are able to "see" through the force just as good if not better then humans see through their eyes.

@Laundry_Hamper

4 ай бұрын

Imagine if they had eyes too though

@The_ZeroLine

4 ай бұрын

OK, nerd.

@Balderson992

4 ай бұрын

@@The_ZeroLine Yeah, that's fair

@ianwinter514

4 ай бұрын

*than

@Balderson992

4 ай бұрын

@@ianwinter514 😮‍💨 ... I am dyslexic and re-read my comment at least 5 times to be absolutely sure that there was no grammatic errors. You are very correct, I meant than not then. I apologise, please forgive me

These are just too, too funny 😂

How about another joint film commentary, this time on 'Zbojník' (The Outlaw)?

This man just never cease to amaze me.

A true Jedi can smell his enemies moves before he even makes them

My eyes are increasingly deceiving me. Specsavers this week!

is that how the chicken crossed the road ?

@michellebyrom6551

4 ай бұрын

Nah. Closed its eyes and ran out on 3.

I wish my Jedi teacher was Lindybeige...

Open eyes make for an open mind.

@1IGG

4 ай бұрын

An open mind is like a undefended fortress.

@80sRetrosaur

4 ай бұрын

@@1IGG in your kingdom maybe.

@Free-Bodge79

4 ай бұрын

@@1IGG and a closed mind is easily corrupted.! 👊

@michellebyrom6551

4 ай бұрын

​@@1IGGtoo much defence stifles intelligence and action.

This man might have the best Ben Kenobi impression on KZread right now. It's a little bit Sir Alec, a little bit Ewan McGregor. Perfection is an illusion, but this comes pretty close.

You cannot argue with that logic 😂

I lost you from my subscription list, I thought you were dead! I'm glad you're not. Now, please leave me in peace, I have a lot of catching up to do

Lindy: makes this video me: cries in Kreia and Visas

i love these

Dude’s Alec Guinness 🍺 impression is great.

There is a fight scene in the clone wars tv show where Dooku fight 3 opponents while blinded, then again he is no longer a jedi. I suppose that's one of the unnatural powers of the dark side then.

@MrRoboticBrain

4 ай бұрын

Of course it's the dark side! If I close my eyes everything goes dark too. xD

@alberto5770

4 ай бұрын

The force is sensing not feeling. Feelings are being triggered by the male oppression of clone troopers being all male. Sense is refusing to abandon EU canon and falling in the dark pit of the house of the rat and KKKap.

Laughs in Miralukese ...

Alec Guinness eat your heart out, that was bang on right on the money, love it very good love doing impressions myself it's great fun and if i practice for a while i can usually get most accents pretty well, thanks for that great fun 😂 atb Dave

Except for the several great Jedi who were blind in both eyes. And were often more dangerous in a duel than their seeing colleagues.

@ianwinter514

4 ай бұрын

but did they shut their eyes?

Silence is STILL golden. Got it! Thanks o wise one.

There are many Jedi who don't even have eyes.

Correct!

i can't believe this had no relation to chickens at all lindy really should have stayed in his lane

still my goat

You might but he definitely won't see you.

EYE YIE Captain

Wait until someone tell him about the Miraluka. The whole race is blind, they see through the force.

Now fully expecting a Zatoichi Star Wars crossover.

Send the damn books already!

But...but..FEELZ!!!

So we can't trust them, but we need them? I'm confused. ! The force isn't strong with this one.! I'll stick to carrying a blaster 😂😂

Hold up wasn't there that 1 blind jedi that used the force to sense the world around him?

I agree with everything he says .... but I do think his carer should check that he is swallowing his medication.

The greatest dual that never happened.

Jedi close their eyes mid fight so often that it puts Tom Holland's "peter tingle" to shame, wdym

But still keep your brain engaged an running.

I have no idea what this is about but, it's already better than, Disney. 😕

I have no idea if you're trying to game the YT algorithm somehow for shits and giggles. Never mind, I find them amusing and follow all your work anyway.

Except Kaenan of course, but I guess he didn't have much of a choice.

Silly goat

You actually sound like Alec Guinness

Eyes... how do they work?

@michellebyrom6551

4 ай бұрын

Clearly

Didnt you see the L.S. duel between Rey Charles and Helen Keller? Its ok they didn't either.😅👩‍🦯‍➡️👨‍🦯

Does this have anything to do with chickens?

Is someone going to post a wookieepedia article to some blind Jedi or lightsabre style that needs your eyes closed?

@The_ZeroLine

4 ай бұрын

Oh, they already have. You need to reach out with your senses to see them though.

@jimbob3332

4 ай бұрын

@@The_ZeroLine does my sense of sight count?

😂❤

:)

But... What about Visas Marr, Shoaneb Culu, Q'anilia and Jerec? These Jedi Miralukas were blind like all members of their species!

@memyshelfandeye318

2 ай бұрын

They are dead, Jim.

Kanan Jarrus: "hold my beer"

What? Aren't there actually jedi who are blind?

71st, 13 January 2024

That series died quickly

Hey Lindy-been a big fan of your channel for years but tbh I cdn't give a hoot about these Jedi brainfarts.If I continue to ignore them will the almighty algorithm in the sky stop showing me your other stuff??? Would putting this 'content' out as 'shorts; solve the 'problem'?

WRONG!! Kanan Jarris was blinded by Maul and learned to see with the Force.

Sadly, common sense is now a very rare commodity. Bring back meritocracy before it's to late.

@gottagofastest

4 ай бұрын

How so?

@1IGG

4 ай бұрын

*too

@rmsgrey

4 ай бұрын

"common sense" is often neither.

If Disney decides to make a good Star Wars movie, I hope they see this and consider you for the role.

Imagine being a patreon member and paying for this "content"

The questions from that book were more interesting than this.

Enough of these already

I feel like you should create a different channel for this stuff, I know my channel is all over the place but that’s because I don’t have any fans so I’m just exploring, but this seems really odd and not fitting to the main theme of the channel, if you want to do something new, maybe make a video explaining your choice? Because to me it looks like you lost the plot or are trolling

@redbeard5939

4 ай бұрын

I defy you to name a single main theme of the channel. This seems like peak lindybeige to me

@RamblesBrambles

4 ай бұрын

I think he's trying to go viral on shorts

@puliturchannel7225

4 ай бұрын

I think this channel in it's wide range of content is nearly the only beacon of light in the homogenous mess that KZread has become. And there is no main theme to it, except for the march in the end of longer videos.

Notifications now turned off, after many years. Lloyd your content is so much worse than it used to be. Maybe you're not trying anymore since you earn enough either way, but it's sad.

@rallokkcaz

4 ай бұрын

:'(

@rallokkcaz

4 ай бұрын

Why did I watch this. YT hasn't suggested a Lindybeige video in ages, I assume it's the jedi keyword. I have to agree unfortunately.

@danjohnston9037

4 ай бұрын

You could thank him for all those past years of enjoyment

@KamikazeCommie501

4 ай бұрын

Eh at least it was only 21 seconds of your life. I'm sure you've watched worse crap for longer.

@frenzalrhomb6919

4 ай бұрын

​@@KamikazeCommie501Absolutely 100% agreed!!