Love the can of Gay Fuel. Now in 2023 it's called BUD LIGHT!

Jay could do a half hour show every day of just headlines and it would be a hit

@johnd5931

5 жыл бұрын

Except not too many people read newspapers and magazines anymore.

@daerdevvyl4314

4 жыл бұрын

John D what are these new spapers you speak of? And what were the old spapers like?

@TheInkPitOx

3 жыл бұрын

@@daerdevvyl4314 Newspapers. They are like watching the daily news, only you read it on a large paper thing.

I miss these days!

Thats why Jays show was so good; it was a Late Night show for adults

I love that the Gay Fuel has rainbow colors on the can too. X-D

If Gay Fuel was released today instead of White claw it'd fly off the shelves

If I saw those gay fuel drinks at the store I'd have to buy a few to put on my buddies desks at work

@barneymiller6204

Жыл бұрын

Along with the gloves!

@rickprusak9326

Жыл бұрын

Why buy gay juice just for your gay buddies at work? Why don't you buy a can for yourself? Then you guys can toast each other. You hang around gay guys? What bar 🍸 do you go to after work? Your buddies "gay" bar 🍸? When are you gonna stop being shy and step out from behind your closet door? Why do you keep playing "peek-a-boo with your gay buddies "? Show your closet gay pride and be a REAL friend to your work buddies.

@ThePrez49

6 ай бұрын

And the Love Cuffs... 💞

I want that towel 🤣🤣🤣 I'd love to see if the guests notice.

Love Kev’s laugh!

Economy jokes were so good. Shame I am not able to find them. Kevin's laughter makes it even more funny

I never knew there were gloves for that !!!!

I couldn't help but notice ... SOMEONE drank the Gay Fuel.

@imhappyandyou.4003

4 жыл бұрын

The person had to try it and see if it was for them if only once!. 😉😉😂😂😂

Love Jays comments.

late night television used to be soooo funny

@2Majesties

4 жыл бұрын

Yep, and when I was a kid, I used to have to walk 5 miles to school every morning in the deep snow....

@davidsherman5978

4 жыл бұрын

Water

@2Majesties

2 жыл бұрын

@Fred Lee You guys are so easily offended. I remember the good ole days when people could take the pablum they were given and like it. lol

I just cracked at the end lol

@dan_6915

4 жыл бұрын

It was better than nothing .. And that's something !

There was MJ back then. I miss this time.

The gloves are from Watson in Burnaby BC. It seems they have a sense of humor about their products, but I'm surprised the Leno crew found a pair for 99¢.

@carmium

4 жыл бұрын

@Zac Atkinson Do you mean 'how do i know?' They used to be at Quebec & 2nd and I drove past all the time. If you mean some else...?

5:53 My all-time favorite...lol!

@Searchmeister

5 жыл бұрын

Such a wonderful brand...NOT!!!

It was really real back then, nothing scripted

@LinkRocks

Жыл бұрын

What? This was scripted.

At the 99 cent store I picked up some fish hooks that looked to be about the right size for the fish in a nearby lake. My 7YO took one look and with a disappointed tone said "Mom, why did you buy us crappy fish hooks?

Jay missed an opportunity when Kevin turned down the Gay Fuel because he was stuffed.

when I enjoyed late night tv

@LinkRocks

Жыл бұрын

Awww someone is butthurt about Trump jokes.

Hey John Doe...they are real. I've seen some of them at a dollar store in my city.

Thanks for sharing

funny thing about that Crust toothpaste is...Topps Wacky Packages had that out before the real thing!! Hand Job gloves are REAL! & I want a box of them!!!

Yes Jay,you can sue.

The last one was best. Better than nothin'!

03:26 🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Imagine, living in Switzerland and missing all this products

Gay fuel does exist...it's called Starbucks 😂

@waynemarvin5661

2 жыл бұрын

So, only homosexuals go to Starbucks? What are you talking about?

@rafaelfactor120

2 жыл бұрын

@@waynemarvin5661 chill it was a joke, I was implying that most gays go to Starbucks🙄

@rafaelfactor120

Жыл бұрын

@Zoot Rollo fr I'm gay and it was hilarious

@caseyhunter6956

Жыл бұрын

it's true.

3:00 I saw a 3 legged chicken once doing 90 MPH down the road. It wasn't easy but I followed it back to some farm. I saw the farmer and asked seen it and he said "Sure. I bred them." I asked why he wanted to breed a 3 legged chicken and he told me his wife son and he all wanted the drum sticks, but normal chickens only had two, meaning somebody always missed out on their favorite part. I asked the farmer how they tasted and he said, "Don't know. Ain't never caught one.

5 жыл бұрын

Norm MacDonald told that joke on a late show.Funny as hell.

@erictaylor5462

5 жыл бұрын

I heard it from Ronald Reagan.

5 жыл бұрын

I stand corrected then.Old Ronny sure could tell a joke.

4:21 Me as a YTMND fan singing the chorus to Tarzan Boy

Brilliant

Amen

I always laughed when he said that these are real because I knew that was true because I have seen some of them like the 99 cent divorce next to the will sadly I saw his book in there once

5:53 This is why people come to America...for the REAL thing.

I like the edited in introduction! Nice!

2004: Late night. 2020: Hate night.

@Dr.Pepper001

2 жыл бұрын

You got that right.

@triciajohansen3027

2 жыл бұрын

Amen!!!!!🤬

@LinkRocks

Жыл бұрын

You do know that late night talk shows have always made fun of politicians, right? You're just butthurrt because they now mke fun of Trump. Snowflake.

@hankgolfer1

Жыл бұрын

All political crap on late shows. Don't watch any of them. Colbert is the worst.

Gay Fuel.....oh man 😂

There's a Monty Python routine..... The Sacred Baby Rattle of Bethlehem.

"CRUST" TOOTHPASTE..HAHAHAHAHA!!

7:09 At least you'll get something in the end.

But, HEY, you can't go wrong with a hand job. It's better than nothin'! 🤣

Back when is was really 99 cents

@stevencorrea7982

5 жыл бұрын

If I'm a 4 year old girl I don't want to go to a 99 cent store. 4 year old run run popo's might get you.

Unsure how Big Lots got into the *99 cents* at 6:12

@TheeJohnnyBravo

4 жыл бұрын

@Jacob King Big Lots and 99 cent stores are different companies there is a Big Lots near me just 20 minutes away

"Why does it come with two crutches" Injury angle kids could do with toy. Oh heck could be simple. Jay never seen a hardcore wrestling match before :D

@OFFICIALGUSRICHLEN

3 жыл бұрын

Ironic considering he had a match in WCW.

@SuperMutant2099

3 жыл бұрын

@@OFFICIALGUSRICHLEN I try to forget about it but yeah that happen.

When I was a kid you could buy parody trading cards and one of them was crust.Does anyone else remember them?

A lasagna once available in Thailand was named "Ma Fia".

i swear the makers knew what they were doing

WTF, he's re-using the "Crust" toothpaste in multiple shows.

@boisegameshowguy

5 жыл бұрын

Rayvn7 it’s a name you can ‘crust’. Ya I noticed that as well

The chinese knock offs are funny. They also make "Arm and Hatchet" backing soda. Seen it before.

@boataxe4605

4 жыл бұрын

I saw ‘Durasell ‘ battery’s once.

Before social media came along then everyone's feelings got hurt

4:16 someone Sean the Gay Fuel!

Theres probably a few website where the HAND JOB gloves are featured

Looks like those gloves would leave brush burns. Yikes!!!

Kevin, why don't we go out for some gay fuel later. No thanks, Jay, I'm kinda stuffed. I wonder where he was stuffed

@stevencorrea7982

5 жыл бұрын

The planet Uranus.

Hahaha Nothing is sacred with Jay......Hand Job....... hahaha

LOL what year was this?

(cue Tarzan Boy)

Hahahahaha

Nothing better than a gay fuel to wash down a crack sandwich 😜

Where do I get this gay full I’m running kinda low

Yolo Redbull 4:03

The guy with crutches is not that bad it's like going to war

Date aired?

4:00 You're welcome

That's why she has to milk the goat

I would love to read Sexy Daddy. Wanna see what’s it all about.

@efisgpr

5 жыл бұрын

Hey 😀

@Kyavata

5 жыл бұрын

Someone write a quick story for Literotica.

*Tarzan boy intensifies*

Hi David

@DavidSyner

5 жыл бұрын

hi

The pig is kind of cute.

@deerlord2363

3 жыл бұрын

It is!

Gay fuel? You mean Snapple?

Pig is cute

😂😂😂😂

Sadly, Leno would prolly be fired for the gay fuel and hand job gloves today. I miss this and headlines

@ravelordgreedo7261

5 жыл бұрын

someone drank that gay fuel too hahahaa can was opened

@liquidninja04

5 жыл бұрын

Someone must have read sexy daddy as well, the pages are frayed. Oh i miss the times where we werent offended by every little thing

@LinkRocks

Жыл бұрын

No he wouldn't. You must not watch a lot of TV these days.

So why did he say "Madonna" with baby Jesus?! lol

"A hand job is better than nothin'."

3:25 4:18😳😄😂

Gay fuel is secretly being added to your local water supply

@tomhardware2254

5 жыл бұрын

And is well stocked in a catholic priest refrigerator.

@lfernandplopsa3627

5 жыл бұрын

it was empty, who drank it?????? Leno???? 😂😂😂😂😂

@boisegameshowguy

5 жыл бұрын

lfernand plopsa LENO!!! That’s for the boys at the NBC commissary

@deerlord2363

3 жыл бұрын

@@lfernandplopsa3627 Kevin said he was stuffed when Jay offered him some gay fuel, so... 😏

I believe Jesus’ rattle is made of gold. Remember, the wisemen gave him gold, frankincense and myrrh?

@richardhamblen5526

3 жыл бұрын

NOT IN A RATTLE, THOUGH, LOL..IT WAS OVER 2,000 YEARS AGO..

WHAT whole world around cause Wesz coild get BETTER. World DID Spin ON AIR DROP POUND'S THAT HEAVY!?? GOT be some history on This!?? It's YOU .YOUR ONE NOT!?? 😉😉😉

@mike02021988

4 жыл бұрын

Good will Great Faith Stay in school

The crimes are finally over, you can get crack for only 99 cents 😃😄😆 Hand Job gloves, god damn 😌🙂

Hand job gloves ?!? LOL

this made me laugh. Todays late night shows make me puke.

energy drinks are just like that, lol. there are American-made energy drinks with names like Cocaine, Bawls, and Speed. I'm honestly not sure the translation was wrong there

7:34 Lmfao any TV host would be fired today for what he said ROFL!!!

I will agree that a hand job is better than nothing 😉

It will be eating carrots by then

I gotta wonder as China makes English jokes if they know the joke but are just baiting us with funny English.

You know how to make a mother's work Not your mother's

when late night was fun........ and not just politics (trump bashing) 24/7 greetings from europe !

haha gay people are hilarious

If you drink Gay Fuel you won't need crust toothpaste. Your teeth will be crusty enough on their own!

Comedy w/o any offensive bullshit. Jay did it the best. Carson was good, but I really like Leno the best.

@LinkRocks

Жыл бұрын

LOL what are you talking about Leno used to crack blue jokes all the time.

A hand job is better than nothing. Well, he isn't wrong.

"A hand job is better than nothin' " Almost made me piss.

Amazing how Jay Leno is the only comedian in history given all the material needed to hit a home run of a punchline...and he fucking bunts.

After Johnny, then Jay, late-night talk shows were ruined and not worth watching. But, same for “Sat. Night Live” Great in the late 70’s and 80’s, but not now. Shame.

@johnd5931

5 жыл бұрын

"Get off my lawn you punk kids!"

@richardhamblen5526

3 жыл бұрын

EXACTLY! POLITICAL DIPSHITS TOOK OVER..MOST OF THEM DON'T HAVE ENOUGH SENSE TO POOR PISS OUT OF A BOOT..

Leave MJ alone geez

I like weenies but I hate Jimmy Fallon